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lmao
Nobody here even understands options.

>>17636417
GameStop calls

>>17636417
Labcorp calls. Just released coronavirus kits. Check the after market movement.

Best time to buy options was 2 weeks ago. IV is at the tippy toppy of the bubble now. Have fun getting raped by theta if you're buying options now.

>>17636449
what the fuck is a theta? but i agree volatility too high for me desu

>>17636426
Why's that?

>>17636417
>tfw they took Irene out of the original video because too many incels fell in love with her and were doxxing her in the comments

talk about beauty

>>17636445
Inovio too

Buy TLT

>>17636483
https://www.tastytrade.com/tt/learn
It would be fun if /biz/ had more options talk.

HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!

You can buy puts in just about anything and you will make money. We are heading into a depression.

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections http://archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again https://archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected https://archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery" https://archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant https://archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again https://archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery" https://archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says https://archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier https://archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery" https://archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition http://archive.is/6NGuH

Virus invades nervous systems http://archive.is/qmc6U

>>17636644
still don't understand what that means. traded options for 2 years made alot kek. All i know is volatility bad price.

>>17636417
HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!

You can buy puts in just about anything, it wont matter. We are heading into a depression.

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections http://archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again https://archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected https://archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery" https://archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant https://archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again https://archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery" https://archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says https://archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier https://archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery" https://archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition http://archive.is/6NGuH

Virus invades nervous systems http://archive.is/qmc6U

>>17636740
lmao, good for you. It seems that options traders either fall into pure degenerate gambling or boring penny scalping by selling and buying contracts with limited upside and downside.

>>17636793
yep that sounds like me.
I'm still trying to figure out what this fucking means. Oh god

>>17636644
Passed a class that derived the black scholes formula. Never bought an option in my life.

>>17636586
I would unironically travel to wherever she is in the world just to spend eternity with her

>>17636449
we know, meaby late march april well have another chance?

i kinda wanna buy spx june puts, but i dummo if i will even have an opp

>>17636449
What if I just buy credit spreads?

>>17636417
people will get so fucked with options

>>17637682
why

>>17636417
Buy $BGS calls. Coronavirus is causing a run in the supermarkets all over the US and people are panic buying canned goods and food.

>>17636732
if this is true then how effective could a vaccine be?
If you have had the virus and recovered, then you should be able to rapidly produce antibodies against the virus if you are exposed to it again. Same principle with a vaccine, you get exposed to "dead" virus and produce antibodies against it which provide protection when the real virus comes along.

>>17636417
Irene.

>>17636426
You love pain, don’t you

>>17636586
they seriously took her out? lmao

VIX puts

So anyone made money with options since the virus? How?

>>17636417
Buy out of the money puts in airlines and cruise operators

>>17639692
Sell calls, buy puts, go broke.

>>17637428
>eternity
you realize she's gonna eventually grow into a hunched over, shriveled old woman, right? lmao