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>30yo
>never had a job
>no higher education
>never had any social media
>never had a phone
>never had a bank account
>live in small town in a shitty country with no opportunities
>socially retarded
>incel
how do I retire early, pls

>> No.17627117

You know....

>> No.17627119

>>17627110
nice larp

>> No.17627126

>>17627110
You're already there. Oh wait, retired? Nevermind.

>> No.17627130

how did you make it this far? parents?

>> No.17627131

>>17627119
damn I'm such a loser that people online don't even believe me
time to kms

>> No.17627146

>>17627110
Nice LARP

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>>17627110
>30yo
>never had a job
>no higher education
>never had any social media
>never had a phone
>never had a bank account
>live in small town in a shitty country with no opportunities
>socially retarded
>incel

im exactly on the same situation,
except im 32.

>> No.17627166

>>17627151
Same as me, except I’m 44 and don’t have any legs

>> No.17627180

>>17627110
Hello fem 84, i don't think it's over for you yet, i'm sure that if you put yourself out there you will eventually find a husband.

>> No.17627184

>>17627110
>how do I retire early
>says has never had a job
Tell us how this happeneds

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>>17627110
>>17627151
HOW DO YOU MAKE YOIUR NEEDS?

WHY ARE YOU ON /BIZ/?

>> No.17627212

>>17627110
>>17627151
wtf have you been doing in all this time?

>>17627166 at least this retard has an excuse

>> No.17627215

>>17627110
retire from what? you're already retired lol

>> No.17627220

>>17627166
>>17627203

well to be fair, i have some freelance jobs occasionally, not really incel, but damn i miss sex.

>> No.17627226

>>17627110
with a rope I guess, there's no fixing that situation

>> No.17627245

>>17627130
yes

>>17627184
I don't even want to start working, I wanna go from NEET to retired and skip the work part
my older siblings (who still live at home, they're kind of losers like me too) both work and they hate their jobs, one is even going to a psychiatrist

>>17627151
it's nice to find similar people online, I hope you make it fren

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>>17627220
ok, that's fair, well then your life is not as shitty as it could be ;)

>> No.17627262

>>17627110
Well how have you been managing to get by so far? Seems like youre already retired.

>> No.17627322

>>17627245
So how much capital do you have? & how much work you actually going to put in here? Can't you stay home forever?

>> No.17627348

>>17627110
What do you do with all your time? Internet porn?

>> No.17627352

>>17627110
I'm assuming you've never had sex before? If you have, that alone could easily offset the rest of your degeneracy

>> No.17627366

I'll be honest with you, you do not have the capability or the desire to actually resolve this issue

I'm afraid you'll just have to continue like this until your parents' money runs out at which point you can rope yourself

>> No.17627380

>>17627110
$5

Lease a gun

>> No.17627413

>>17627110
By making money. Making money without work is only possible if you already have a lot of money or if you do something illegal

>> No.17627435

Move out and find a job in a big city

>> No.17627536

Me at 30
>never had a job
>no higher education
>no social media
>social autism
>no friends, no family
>incel
>living off neetbux
>4 digits savings, I don't spend my neetbux on anything and save around 100 per month

Me at 32
>6 digits thanks to you know what
>still autistic neet incel

Either going back to 0 or becoming a millionaire neet I don't give a shit, at least this is entertaining and following the market keeps me busy enough that the suicidal thoughts have been replaced by what if scenarios.

>> No.17627580

>>17627110
>has internet connection

Learn to farm and homestead, connect to animals and land. Work but not actually, live in personal heaven

>> No.17627625

>>17627245
Buy Link

>> No.17627635

OP, have you done any research on Chainlink that this board likes to shill?

>> No.17627673

>>17627110
What country do you live in that afforded you this wonderful opportunity?