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your boss notices and thinks about it during your evaluation

Pleb

I wake up and sit on the pointless jerk-off morning calls at home, roll into the office at 11, go to the office gym around 12:30, and leave at 3

>>17610560
>mfw the boss notice the bulge.

>>17610697
I unironically do this. I am an expert that is hard to replace so nobody complains.

>we have a policy that 15 mins or later is an "occurrence"
>nigger at my job shows up 10-14 mins late everyday
>they give him an occurrence for abusing policy
>comes up to me
>"so you're telling me" *lip smack* "that" *lip smack* "I can get in trouble" *lip smack* "even if I don't break the rules"
why are they like this

>>17610721
I do too, I’m not even an expert. I’m just better than average at our specialized analytics program, do the appropriate level of socializing, and do better work than 90% of the boomers who make up the rest of the department

>>17610759
Well, the rule says 15 minutes or later leads to punishment , not that arriving earlier does.

>>17610759
He unironically dindu nuffin

wake up sleepy head, it's time you learn the value of a dollar

>>17610759
Last year, I came in 15-30 minutes late every single day (first meeting isn't till 9:30) until I just stopped showing up to the office and told my bosses I was gonna work remotely. They can't afford to replace me so they just let me do what I want.

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I was off sick this whole week. I'm hoping corona-chan will cover my butt somewhat. The funny thing is? I really was sick. It's just that usually I'd show up anyway, fever and all. Corona-chan gave me an excuse "hur dur, I don't want to make the entire office sick in case I have coronavirus". I couldn't give a shit about the rest of the office, but a week to recover from this fucking flu and take some time off was golden.

Being a wagie truly is glorious. Just fucking kill me already.