/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17607501
no

>>17607501
If it's a trap then yes.

Nah, nah
She's about that money dawg

>>17607501
if she's low maintenance, splits the bills with you, cooks, cleans, looks cute and sucks dick so you don't go out to strip clubs and fuck hookers....YES

>>17607571
good luck finding all of that in one package
at best it is like a "pick 2"

>>17607501
Pro
Someone to share economic brunt
Can be creative or spontaneous
Children
Intimacy

Cons
Can divorce rape you
Generally have tendency to seek out resources over long term relationships
Backed by US gov
Can be spontaneous
Can take kids
Most are generally children
Have to take care of her
Society tells her lies and she believes them, so if you don't follow suit it could be trouble
Weaker
Not as strong generally
Needs leader figure in life but may battle said leader
Etc
Etc

the cons outweigh the pros by far. i'm married to (and have hildren with) a woman who doesnt suck dick, lost her sex drive after our dirst child and is constantly wasting our income on shit we dont need. what i'm trying to say: dump them if they get too tiresome. they are all replaceable.

>>17608120
Holy fuck are you me?

Had a great girlfriend, but she started denying sex and couldnt convince herself to suck my dick, although she never did it so I gave her some time. Dumped her when I saw there are no chances for improvements in this area

>>17608167
glad to know that at least i'm not the only one

>>17608120
>>17608167
Hahaha you guys are cucks. Imagine letting your wife spend money

>>17608366
the problem was thinking having a shared bank account would be a good idea. ever since she started wasting money and I noticed it's a habit of her, I've been putting savings to the side

>>17607501
That depends how much Link does she hold

>>17608414
15 link actually

>>17607866
>weaker
>not as strong generally
what is this pro's/con's of having a gf vs being a faggot?

>>17607501
if she is a good one, yes, but those mythical creatures are very rare
if she is a typical woman, no. life will feel like very heavy bags of sand morally

>>17607571
I have a girl like this right now. Im planing to marry her, however Im worried that she will cut off all these things off me after marriage.

I'm pretty sure I just found a video of my old oneitis getting an oral creampie from a bbc

Yes. The most successful men were high level coomers.

>>17608521
Okay. I'll bite. First. Those aren't the only two options. As with any investment of a considerable amount of time/resources, you should consider the risk attached, and what could, or is at a high probability of loss.

Second, it's not just physical, but mental, spiritual strength as well. I've met plenty of girls that seemed okay enough, but when it came down to it they were just weak and had little backbone. A noble women is to be desired more than a a beautiful one. For the noble woman bears fruit exponentially more valuable than beauty that fades over time (time decay).

>>17607571
My gf is like this, only catch is she's aneet and doesn't have a job

>>17607501
If you like squandering your time and money on random shit like going out to dinner every other day, partying with her friends every weekend, and putting up with all her bullshit for mediocre sex, then yeah.

>>17607501
negative yields

I have online "girlfriends" and even they take up too much of my time. Cannot imagine wanting to put in that effort ten-fold and also give commitment and spend money and have less privacy.

>>17609598
>I have online "girlfriends"
Lol no you're a beta orbiter

>>17609598
>online "girlfriends"

>>17607501
Women should be put into the liability column of your ledger. Like a car or a home you live in they can be useful but they cost you money. Keep that in mind.

Who is th pic

>>17609352
>she's a neet

who the hell cares? if she sucks dick, cooks, cleans and is cute she's wife material

>>17609742
Gracie Abrams

>>17607501
long-term outlook is pretty meh, but it pays a nightly dividend

>>17609598
>online "girlfriends"
fucking lmao

>>17607501
Only if you marry up and its a wealth family.

>>17609615
>>17609642
>>17610004
I put quotes for a reason. Beta orbiting implies that the person wants a relationship or doles out compliments constantly. We have phone/video sex and they fulfill any and every fetish that happens to pop in my head (including degenerate ones). And we have fun conversations.

I don't want to get cold sores or AIDS, so I don't Tinder.

>>17610149

>>17609352
how does she split the bills then?

lets analyse it, shall we?
>GF
pros:
make you coom
someone to talk to (normie pro, if you care about this you need to go back)
cons:
costs a lot of money
costs a lot of time
>HAND
pros:
makes you coom
cons:
none

what do you think?

>>17608586
sauce

>>17609598
>OMG I CANT IMAGINE!
what normal people ACTUALLY cant imagine is how pathetic one have to be to get online gf holy shit i had online gfs when i was 12 while playing MMORPG, and even then they were always from my country and i would eventually meet them irl. if youre older than 15 and have online gf youre a fucking pathetic cùck

>>17607501
I hate women so much
I feel like I live in a completely opposite reality than they do

>>17610297
What do I do if I don't want casual sex with random people off Tinder without them getting tested first nor do I want to put any effort into a relationship or going out on dates. Please advise.

>>17609598
>online girlfriends

>>17610330
why? even just looking at beautiful women make me happy.

>>17609598
I'm the same, people like us are in the 0.00001% so we won't be understood, even here in autism land. I have jerked off with hundreds of girls online but have no desire for a real physical relationship. It's free, convenient, disease free and I don't get bored of having only the same girl, don't have to worry about jealousy etc.

>>17610462
>I have jerked off with hundreds of girls online but have no desire for a real physical relationship. It's free, convenient, disease free and I don't get bored of having only the same girl, don't have to worry about jealousy etc.
Finally someone that gets me. Sending a few texts is a lot more convenient than planning dates and needing the same level of maintenance texts on top of it. It's mutual. We make each other feel good without any of the requirements of a real-life connection or having the "talk".

>>17607571
the blonde looks like she is a genuinely good person
the other one with the cocky smirk is a selfish cunt full of herself

>>17609352
She's not a neet. She's a future housewife

No. It's a way to convert excess funds into genetic lineage. With varying levels of risk based on how crazy they are.

>>17607527
kill yourself you fucking faggot. you are an embarrassment to your parents.

>>17609598
top kek

>>17608393
>shared bank account
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAJANANAJAJANANANANANANAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAH

>>17607501
No

>>17607501
99% of women are the worst financial mistake you can possibly bring into your life.
especially if you have a good investment portfolio.
they will put so much sell pressure on you that by the time they are done with you your portfolio has a negative balance.
and if you are a weak man in general with beta psychology - stay away from women entirely as they are the most manipulative creatures on the planet.

>>17608393
BTC should be the only thing you put money into as a "savings account" you fucking pussy whipped retard.

Depreciating asset, at BEST.

At worst its a slow motion trainwreck that will leave you crippled or dead.

>>17607501
if you want to end up broke, yes.

>>17611114
but that's what i'm doing

>>17607501
Nah. Escorts are much more cost-effective.

>>17609598

>>17609598

serious answer no, not worth having a relationship until you're in your 40's or have calmed down and ready to settle down. girls are a huge money drain and emotional drain. get a young girl traditional or semi religious girl when you settle down

>>17611722
>>17611699
>>17610696
>t. spends an hour or more every week passively watching porn and chatting with dudes on the internet

>>17607571
>splits the bills with you
let her stay home to look and educate your kids instead of sending her to mr shekelsberg

>>17611907
Why yes, how did you know?

>>17607501
No

>>17609878
how do i get gf like this

You’ll get a lot of autistic people on here telling you women suck or whatever, but it really comes down to what you get.

A good woman is a force multiplier, they can help you grow your wealth and improve your life immeasurably in both seen and unseen ways. However, a bad woman will literally fucking bankrupt you and ruin your life in the same kind of ways. Just like with any other investment, take your time, DYOR, and focus on the long game.

>>17609598
>I have online "girlfriends
so you talk to dudes

>>17612254
On webcam and phone. I don't befriend dudes on the internet.

>>17609598
Hard yikes

>>17611774
what if i die before my 40s

>>17610149
>phone/video sex
yeah and i expect my 10347th child from my 2D waifu

stupid fucking shit

>>17612507
>Implying phone sex is the same (or worse) than watching Pornhub
Let's be real. Majority of anons couldn't even get a girl to send them a naked selfie without catfishing.

>>17612091
if only i knew.

>>17612549
nah thats a man its not the same person
also those are just pictures too
nice try though

my gf

>>17608120

This is my greatest fear.

>>17612569
>g

>>17607571
Imagine demanding a woman to split the bill kek If you can't make enough to support her and five kids you shouldn't even call yourself a man. Agree with rest.

>>17607501
It’s the surest bet you’ll never reach financial escape velocity

>>17609598
This can’t be a real post

>>17608414
>she