/biz/ - Business & Finance

>cramer ringing the bell today
kek

Just let the phone keep ringing.

This better be good.

they bought the dip?

everyday i pray for the sweet release of death

DUMP IT

>>17608267
Fuck off tripfag

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CUT ALL PAYROLL TAXES NOW

>guy ringing the opening bell is wearing a pink wojack t shirt

holy shit /ourguy/

>>17608248
CHEAPIES FIRE SALE

so red open - red close is pretty much guaranteed?

>Cramer rings the bell
>worst day in market history occurs
This is going to be epic.

>Cramer rings the bell
>biggest point fall in history

>>17608248
Imagine getting this worked up over the flu

AHEM

Im unironically worried about our economic future

CAN YOU FEEL IT

>>17608276
Yes

>>17608290
Cheapies are cheap for a reason brah

threadly reminder that tripfags deserve the rope. do not reply to tripfags. fuck tripfags

LOOK AT THE FUTURES!!!!!!! Oh my gooooooood

TAKE ME DOWN TO ROBINHOOD CITY WHERE THE CANDLES ARE RED AND THE DAYS ARE SHITTY

So if I short today I'm not gonna get fucked right?

Does anyone else's 10YR say 0.703? That can't be right.

>Economy collapses
>Make money trading while the collapse is happening
>Start gradually investing
>Get rich
>Support the same policy's and politicians that brought us here today
>Repeat in a decade
>Get even more rich

That's the plan guys, let's get at it

LETS
FUCKING
GO

Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeqGuaAl6Ic

Thanks to this bullshit I just lost 100 whole EUROS. Do you know how many cheap hookers I could buy with that money? Possibly 3 or 4 one with a huge dick maybe. This is an unprecedented disaster I tell you.

If I held my fucking short positions today I could have made so much more fucking money. God damn it, I got spooked by yesterday's EOD fuckery which was probably a result of the Fed pumping all day.

If you're not buying cheapie calls right now you're LITERALLY brain dead. As a function of time, stock always go up, 100% guaranteed.

>>17608296
The streets will run red with dumps.

Stop going down

It's going to be a green day, boys.

I've seen it in my dreams.

WITNESS ME!

Bros?

WHERE ARE MY COMFY BEARS AT?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

>>17608333
>As a function of time, stock always go up, 100% guaranteed.

Normally but not during the end of civilization

>>17608318
I WAS A TRADER MAN
DOWN THE INDEX I DID RIDE
WITH SCREAMING WOJAKS BY MY SIDE

>>17608323
let's gooooooooooooooooooooo

I bought ford this week like a retard. Complete newb. Hopefully the new Bronco will save me

>>17608321
It's lower now

>>17608331
I got spooked by my losses the day before and sold out, so I missed a 10% gain on SPXU yesterday.

BUT NOT TODAY.

>>17608344
Well fuck me in the frog ass.

>>17608333
I'm buying very distant calls EOD today. Even if this shit gets worse we are at least going to recover slightly at some point and I'll make some money.

WHERE IS THE FUCKING FLOOR????????????

>>17608349
Yes, so it either
Buy calls and stocks recover: $$$
Buy calls and civilization ends: Money is worthless anyways, so no loss.

BULLS THREAD THEME FOR THE OPENING BELL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlmZcy1Eers

Come with me if you want to live

This is it, this is the Boomercaust. The opportunity has finally come to transfer the portfolios of boomers to millennials and zoomers. 401k RAID NOW

BUY THEIR CHEAPIES, DAY OF THE PILLOW NOW!

>>17608364
ABOVE US

>>17608360
>Buying a pandemic on a Friday...

>>17608341
NEVER

>>17608364
THERE IS NONE ANON

>>17608344
those are old numbers fag

https://youtu.be/JYNRhzX6gw8

>>17608333
calls go down as a function of time

>>17608302
>Im unironically worried about our economic future
I heard something about this. How does it go again? With juice you're loose? Hm.

Cramer ringing the bell on the worst fall in history

This has got to be divine intervention of meme magic

>>17608344
Ok now im scared

>>17608364
There isnt one.

My body is ready.

https://youtu.be/UFcJmOs8DRQ

GREEN DAY INCOMING!

dont worry bros, be happy
https://youtu.be/d-diB65scQU?t=56

On a high note I'm really glad I sold my SOXL, TECL and TQQQ two days ago. God damn those would bankrupt me today.

oh boy here we go

here
we
go

>mad money surrounded by a bunch of hoes

>>17608383
am I going to get to refiance at 0 eventually?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I always love how even though the market is tanking everyone is all hyped and clapping. kek

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SAVE ME FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS

>>17608347
Got them right here. They're awake, vicious, and air dropped.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17608400

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

TEAR MY LIFE INTO PIECES

LET THE MARKETS HIT THE FLOOR

NOOOOOOO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>17608424
Nothing but Bears on the balcony.

>Cramer rings the bell
>immediate bloodbath
>every single stock red

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

VIX 50

VIX 50

VIX 50

VIX 50

VIX 50

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY
join me in witnessing the apocalypse, anons. have a drink. buy a put. whatever suits you

>>17608344
reminder

SUFFOCATION
NO BREATHING

PUSSY NIGGAS

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Didn't sell yesterday

>>17608428
THEY ARE LEGION. AND TERRIFYING.

>hes not buying cheap shares
>he thinks the world is going to end because of a man made financial policy

NOW FOR RUIN
NOW FOR WROTH
AND A RED DUMP

>cramer rings bell
>heatmap instantly goes red
beautiful

HOLY SHIT OUCH

Good morning anons.

CoronaChan going to "drive" F to $5.00. Buy buy buy then

GET COMFY

HIT THEM NIGGAS

>>17608471
jims a good lad

The fire rises brothers!

>we're already about to go below 25,000 AGAIN

Is this it boys? Does the ride truly begin this time?

>>17608472
how do i invest in corona-chan

FED PUMPING VS BOOMER SELLING
WHO WILL WIN?

>>17608464

>>17608449
FUCK CRAMER, FUCK JANNIES, FUCK TRANNIES, AND FUCK BULLS.

>>17608472

why would i want to own shitty ford?

screencap this thread

THREAD THEME
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

Lmfao I was holding calls on a lot of things that went down 3-5% pre market but my calls are still up because IV EXPLODED

>>17608328
you can get 10/10 stacey for a can of baked beans soon enough

Why didn't you just buy gold miners?

Th..thx jim

hey guys, what happening in heAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

PUMP IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQ

>opening bell bull trap

>>17608491
>implying it isn't the Eternal Entitled Boomer who is on the buy side right now

*Nom*

>>17608491
they will do everything in their power to fight this deflationary vortex, including killing the greenback

nice fake pump now die already

>>17608463

>"Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once."

Excelsior!

>>17608347
very comfy

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17608494
>Not being fond of everyone's second favorite coke head.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH

Should I wait till the end of the day to buy? People will panic sell before the weekend?

>>17608333
>As a function of time, stock always go up, 100% guaranteed.
Assuming your calls don't expire by then.

Big jobs numbers, plus Trump signing covid-19 funding. It should go up eventually today, right guys?

DO SOMETHING YOU LITTLE SHIT

>tfw not a bull

feels good fellow bearchads

PUMP IT,STOP THE BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17608506

Post war Berlin must have been kino as fuck.

Total buyers market.

>>17608537
should have bought at open dummy, were going to moon now

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

>>17608494

Cramer literally said "No fun allowed" after he rung the bell

>>17608542
-1700 today

>>17608537
Buy? The only thing we're buying here is SQQQ and puts fren.

EVERTHING'S FUCKING RED
SOMEONE POST THAT CORONA SHIT FUCKING THE ECONOMY

>>17608537
>buying on pandemic friday

Still not too late to buy LINK

Wow

>>17608542
>Big jobs numbers
Headline literally says “...until the coronavirus”
>trump signing covid-19 bill
Senate passed it which meant fuck all yesterday. “Good” news isn’t fucking helping anymore.
We’re all FUCKED

>>17608545
i am new to investing, i know what a bull market and a bear market is, what is a crab market?

She's pumping it's over,bears we got to cocky.

>>17608568
end this gay pump and let it fall

>>17608364
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor

Fuck yeah INO climb that ladder!

CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP!

im glad i doubled down on my puts

>>17608568
this one?

>>17608578
how do crabs walk, anon?

>>17608581
LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

>>17608542
>promised a million tests by end of week
>not even a fraction of kits are going to be delivered

the US response is fucked beyond belief.
literally third world tier.

>>17608568

>>17608564
Same. Next stop 2850. I'm gonna head back to crypto, more stable... kek

I’m thinkin Basado y rojopastillado

>>17608578
bull = /
bear = \
crab = /\/\/\/\/

>>17608568
She's going for impregnation this time

>>17608557
Jews were literally raping children and getting away with it while WW1 vets turned ideological extremists with leftover military equipment were marching through the streets hanging each other from light posts. It was a free for all

>>17608601
They are literally buying tests from Europe and China, that's why they didn't arrive in time.

>>17608596
>>17608608
dank you anons you are very helbful :-DDDD

>>17608602
>>17608611
oh my god my dick, I need more of this

“IT’S JUST THE FLU!”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17608323
Must be the freemarket

>>17608589
Nobody fucking cares about your shitty amateur trading. You’re literally trading from your phone you fucking child.
You’d be laughed at in NYC

I just bought VIX 3/20 puts. I think this market will crab up again.

FUCKING CRASH ALREADY

VIX IS LESS THAN 10 POINTS AWAY FROM 2008 LEVELS

>>17608614

I meant post WW2 with buying pretty Aryan girls for a few smokes or a chocolate bar.

So did the whole world jump into t bonds overnight. How did that crash so hard so fast...

>>17608347
BAC 25P 20 may exp

>>17608568

>>17608629
t. phone trader as well

>>17608603
>I'm gonna head back to crypto, more stable... kek
>Bitcoin down 20% in less than a month
Stable, r-right

>>17608636
But are we getting a 30% drop?

>>17608537
The only thing you should buy is uvxy!

>>17608629

>Amateur trading

I went to Thunderbird School of Global Management.

Excelsior!

>>17608628
someone please coof on congress im begging you

>>17608629
>>17608629
I think the world will be laughing at NYC when all the urban wallstreet retards start flinging themselves off of high buildings

God damn that gap open. Glad I placed a limit order

>>17608641
Yes. Pretty telling when everyone thinks the US gubmint is the most stable footing

>>17608629
Jokes on you I'm plugged into the server rack.

>>17608542
Full retard bull market bad news = up
" " " " "

invest in deenz, rice, general purpose baking mix, water, and canned food (specifically baked beans and chili)

How long will it takes for the US economy to recover from the next recession?

the whole world is jumping into american t bonds and japanese t bonds. fun fact: japanese tb bonds have negative rates.

what does it tell you that people are paying governments to hold their money at a loss?

OH NO BEAR BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>17608672
What order?

>up 27% uvxy pre-market
Wew lads i wish i had more money for puts

>>17608636
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17608667
Flinging? Anon please, they can only drown themselves 6ft under after all this. It's like 2008 but supersized

>>17608680
oh and peanut butter

Hmmm

>>17608686
HAHAHA, WE'RE ONLY DOWN 2.7%, BEARS ETERNALLY BTFO LOLOLOLOOL

>>17608629
welcome to /biz/

>>17608686
Cope lmao

>>17608701
Why

>>17608688
TVIX kek

Low volume starting off this morning... definitely thought there would be a larger panic sell on open

what the fuck is happening

OH SHIT IM FEELING IT

>>17608710
Probably just a short squeeze

JBLU MOON MISSION ACTIVATE??

>>17608629
Phone traders are Chad's on the go.

>>17608714
Every human already sold, now its just the algo trading with itself.

all in INO gogogo

>>17608714
We're at the edge of the fence today. If we close lower than what we closed at last week, the american dream was just a bubble all along.

Time is now. Load up on SQQQ and puts

>>17608709
What did you buy it at? I couldn't get shit.

I'm gonna coom to the moon!

>today

WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU FAGGOTS BUYING THE DIP

>mfw the fucking idiots from yesterday still bought, thinking they've hit the bottom

>>17608604
Not bad man. Congrats.

Should I go all in on TQQQ for the day? I'm betting on a last-ditch dead cat pump.

>>17608728
The market is in gay ass baby mode falling down some stairs.

>>17608666
Checked and based. Boomercaust now!

100 000 cases + it's friday
the bull sleeps, the bear reaps

>>17608628
Mango man said it wuz nothing

Now track the Demographics in the chart with average wealth level. What this means is, roughly, people dying before they can spend the wealth we they compounded over 50 years, which will go to heirs instead of the medical industrial complex.

These heirs will be receiving securities and assets, and probably liquidating some part of those assets

YUH

AMDbros what happened?

>>17608747
I limit ordered at 142 last night so no chance of getting any this morning. Cancelled and just watching the flames now. My cheap JBLU calls I picked yesterday are doing okay... for now

look at all that red

>>17608752
I already bought AMD and I'm dying!!!

OH NO
THE RIDE IS STARTING

>>17608744
WHY ISN'T IT MOONING WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING SO LONG

>>17608739
I honestly don't think so. I know this is only anecdotal but my boomer dad is still in the market. I told him to go to cash but he thinks it's just a "minor supply chain panic"

>market crashing
>portfolio is weighted the most towards premium selling
>up today

It's always the opposite of what I think is going to happen.

The doomp begins.

>>17608752
$15k buy order for $VOO at $262
$20k buy order for $VOO at $249

>cashed in my SPXU and SQQQ calls
>I was way too bullish
I'm sorry bobros, I should have held longer but I couldn't resist taking profit.

Jesus Christ, 20 minutes after open and I'm already fucking tired. This market is literally lowering my lifespan.

I can't believe I started in October, which seems like it was the very top. Play jewish games, win jewish prizes

>>17608784
oh fuck i'm fucking so erect right now

>>17608759
Plus delusional boomer bulls will use job numbers as an excuse to buy.

AHHHHHHHHHH

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sAooT_1583234498
lol fuck

>>17608681
People doesn't seem to realize this but it's not hard for the government to prop up banks again when it's absolutely needed and that's when the recovery happens. The question is when, will they let it reach recession levels or not? Who the fuck knows, I personally hope we'll see at least a 50% drop in the markets before it happens because I want to get the same opportunity boomers got back in 08 (even though the vast majority didn't take the opportunity obviously)

>>17608629
>he sold low during the rh scare

>>17608781
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

>>17608628
I honestly wish corona-chan was 100% lethal towards anyone over 60.

Kek who’s gonna tell him

>-3%

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

JUST POST THE PER BARREL PRICE AND THERE WILL BE AN END TO THE HORROR

>>17608789
there is no reasoning with boomers

>>17608784
Thread theme forever
https://youtu.be/trinU3VD1Zo?t=194

>raise panic even more. -7%

>>17608744
Too volatile and resistance is showing. You need to cherry pick in the current market.

>>17608629
Fact: Phone traders are the best in the universe

>>17608784
NOT AGAIN THIS IS THE FUCKING SECOND WEEK IN A ROW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-1000 soon

>>17608797
There will always be more opportunities, but profit is forever.

>>17608784
>tfw bought AMD stock when it was stupidly cheap
I should probably sell before I get too cocky

Big 08/09 crash was -55%
Predict this crash

>>17608798
Fuck it man enjoy the ride

>>17608628
This kills the boomer

>>17608799
Welp it was good while it lasted.

>>17608333
On the way down you buy puts and stocks, not calls

>>17608841
-88%

Devil in the hooouuuussse!

>>17608819
I can' believe retards like these exist

KUDLOW SAYS AMERICANS SHOULD BUY THE DIP WHEN IT COMES TO STOCKS

>>17608835
oh baby, can we get an encore please?

>>17608841
30%

IT'S GOING DOWWWWNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17608797
>but I couldn't resist taking profit.
absolutely nothing wrong with that

>>17608831
The boomercaust is upon us

>>17608858
BUY GUNS PUPPER; YOU WILL NEED THEM

>>17608841
How much % is this so far?

>>17608784

>>17608858
get paid pupper

>>17608841
-100%

any place for free I can sort options by expiration and bids?

Uuuuuuuh dollarbros?

>OPEC+ TALKS SAID TO BE ON THE VERGE OF COLLAPSE
Dump oil

>buy the dip

>>17608872
15%

>>17608805
it's all burning

>>17608798
Gotta be able to disconnect man. Learn to manage your risk you won't be so anxious. Life is more than just money.

>>17608861
>p...please buy... stop selling

>>17608872
14%

>>17608841
if Corona virus stays mild in the US, 40%
if it goes crazy, 60%

Dust of those circuit breakers, we’re gonna need them

God, red never looked so sexier than this.

>>17608392
I think you mean beetle goose, silly.

>>17608841
I was told the flu is already priced in so this must be the bottom.

>>17608885
ITS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>tesla right now
its honestly about time i can finally buy in and buy the cheapies

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ALL TIME LOW FAGGOTS
ITS HAPPENING
N O S U R V I V O R S

WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION

>>17608888
>Life is more than just money
all i care about is money, so no.

>jblu down 0.14% after being down 5
buy puts now anon

>>17608871

Nah, I've outsourced my security needs to the most elite PMC in the land...

https://youtu.be/6iFflF2Zk4U

hey bros, wanted to let you know i just bought sqqq calls, so its safe to say the market will be -0 EOD

RECOVER!

>normies in the office discussing NFL while their 401Ks go critical

>>17608907
wtf is going on? Is US kill?

>>17608912
>now up 1.5%

LORD BOGDANOFF WHAT DO YOU HAVE PLANNED AFTER THIS ANSWER US
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg&t=27s

>>17608907
mother of god it's actually happening

>>17608838
How much of AMD's materials are from China?

That should help your decision making. And you're welcome.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17608838
sell now, before it's too late

Anyone else getting gains from their GME calls?

>>17608921
kek

>>17608333
I hope they expire in 8 months cause shits going to be red for a while

What are the boomer analysts on TV saying?

DAY OF THE BEAR

>>17608922
The world is kill soon Anon, it's been fun posting with you guys.

>>17608921
Quinnen Williams got arrested tho

>>17608935
Buy

>>17608921
Dump it

FFLLLLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

when do the curbs kick in?

>>17608911
Lame and shallowpilled.

>>17608888
>Life is more than just money.

You need money to live comfortably anon. You speak like a wagie. Some of us are trying to get out of wage servitude.

>>17608944
CHECKED
THE FLOOR IS NO MORE. THERE IS ONLY EMPTINESS AND DESPAIR

puts on airlines now

>>17608907
what happens when it goes to 0?

ACTIVE THE PUMPS

The Fed has done it again...

>>17608946
At -7%, -12% and -20%

>>17608957
It flips over to 32767%.

is webull better than this shitthole of a exchange they call robinhood?

BIBLICAL. REPENT FOR YOUR SINS AND YOU SHALL BE SAVED

Can it go below 25,000?

>>17608248
BOOMERS BTFO

>>17608921
THIS JUST MEAN THE WORST HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET

LITERALLY 10% AWAY FROM 2008

>>17608979
Yes.

>>17608921
>The ones with financial advisors might actually think it's just the advisor's fault the market tanked.

Been in sales before. Sureee is eye opening.

>>17608957

Powell says PUMP IT

>>17608957
NYSE commits unalive and the whole world sits on the pavement thinking, what the fuck went wrong

Imagine buying right now and not being a government agent

VIX almost 50 OHNONONO
>boomers
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHS

How's everyone doing this fine March afternoon?

NEW THREAD
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BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP
NOWHERE TO GO BUT UP FROM HERE BULLBROS

RISE

>>17608998

>>17608957
This is what the world becomes overnight.

>>17608353
Spoiler: it won't

>>17608993

>>17608996
You should ask the bulls, they go out more often. Out to the cliffs if I were to specify

>>17608951
You're looking at it in extremes. I never discounted the importance of resources, money can be a form of that. I'm just saying money is a means, not an end. Relationships can provide much more than money ever does.

>>17608998
Fucked up
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>>17608781
Anyone who didn't see this coming is a fucking joke.
This happened TWICE this week.

Dow futures down, AMD post market up?

Fucking bullshit.

Everything is going to tank except AMD? Goddamn hogwash.

They're just as or even more affected by this crap this first quarter.

>>17608948
i know. i wish i wasn't like this. sorry.

>>17608999
Trips confirm. Unirionically thinking about day-trading this. Should I all in TQQQ?

>>17608921

Is it a good time to put more money into your 401k while the market's down? Akin to buying during a dip?

>>17608841
60%, but it stays really low for a long time.

>>17609027
I'd consider it but I can only do one trade per day and I've already shorted so I'm committed.

Crash crash crash.

>>17608894
Massive uncontrolled spread is essentially unavoidable in the US unless we take China-tier quarantine measures, which is essentially impossible given the structure and composition of our governments and cities. The biggest unknown factor as to how bad things ultimately get here is the question of the multiple, variably lethal strains, in proportion those will proliferate here, and whether co-infection is possible.

Aaaaaand we're back

>>17609048
>in proportion those will proliferate here
*in what proportion

Delta Airlines moving up like a dream

>>17609048
China-tier quarantine likely did not work for China either. They claim that cases are dropping off, but they control the flow of information out of China. The CCP numbers have no credibility.

>>17609033
if you're a few decades away from retirement yeah.

if you might need the $ soon fuck no

>>17609017
They were hovering over 49 during pre-market after their conference that looked pretty good.
They addressed coronavirus and said they are almost back to full capacity. Most of their production is in Taiwan that wasn't badly affected.

>>17608248
How much money did you guys lose today? I’ve lost $52 so far

I've made about $250 so far.

>>17609153
I'm €90 up so far

>>17608684
>what does it tell you that people are paying governments to hold their money at a loss?
It tells me those people are too dumb to short equities.

>>17609153
>>17609182
I'm also effectively $80 down because of USD tanking in value.

>>17608971
WRONG
It's 65535.
Otherwise it would have to be a signed 16bit variable which could count into negatives.

>>17609153
Down $10 on SPXU because I bought on market open like a retard. I always tell myself not to and I always do it anyway. Just wait for 2 fucking minutes and see what happens.

>>17608784
website name plz

>>17608841
I'd say 65%, but 50% at the least.

Guys we need a new thread.

>>17609517
Already is one you dumb fucking nigger

>>17608841
Dow -30000 by the end of the week.

>>17609507
https://finviz.com/map.ashx?t=sec

>>17609637
thx

>Lufthansa to cut capacity by 50%
SELLLLLLLLL

>>17609017
>They're just as or even more affected by this crap this first quarter.

Wrong. They stated yesterday that they're still meeting their guidance, although probably in the lower range due to softened up Chinese demand. On the plus side, stronger infrastructure demand compensates for that.

>>17608472
I 3x put on F last week for $6 this friday but the Fed fucked me and they didnt fall far enough. Fuck the fed. At least it was only $18.

>>17608730
UVXY guy, is it you?

>>17608789
Imagine being this dumb zoomer faggot thinking it's better to not ride this out and accept huge loss instead