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how do I get shit out of my ass? Anonymous Fri, Mar 6, 2020 03:49:04 No.17605039 [Reply] [Original]

when I'm at work I can never get it all, and I know it's there all day, eating away at my mind, throwing me into a fit of paranioa.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 6, 2020 03:50:42 No.17605050 >>17605039 Squat on the bowl

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 6, 2020 03:52:21 No.17605064 >>17605039 use a breast pump on your anus

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 6, 2020 03:53:29 No.17605073 >>17605039 Drink coffee in the morning and then take a shit

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 6, 2020 03:59:04 No.17605110 >>17605050 this but unironically

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 6, 2020 03:59:36 No.17605113 bring wet wipes with you, use the private bathroom and get the TP wet

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 6, 2020 04:01:37 No.17605127 >>17605039 water, dummy. now buy ARPA and GET OUT

Anonymous Fri, Mar 6, 2020 04:01:54 No.17605130
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>>17605039
capture an attractive 10 year old girl, chain her to the sink and have her lick your ass clean in exchange for food. just make sure the chain is long enough so she can reach the toilet herself.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 6, 2020 04:13:43 No.17605212 >>17605039 Based schizo

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 6, 2020 04:17:02 No.17605236 File: 65 KB, 633x758, man child.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17605073 >>17605113 good ideas, thank you >>17605212 Maybe you're the schizo...ever think about that HA

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 6, 2020 04:21:00 No.17605264 >>17605236 Get disposable enemas, fill with warm water, flush out the rectum after a shit. even if you don’t need to use one your life will never be the same.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 6, 2020 05:23:39 No.17605784 Don't shit at work?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 6, 2020 05:42:44 No.17605944 >>17605050 This

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 6, 2020 05:43:10 No.17605947 Enema

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 6, 2020 05:44:51 No.17605957 Eat an apple every day

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 6, 2020 05:51:48 No.17606018 >>17605039 >Business & Finance

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 6, 2020 06:01:25 No.17606099 >>17605039 Consume more fiber

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 6, 2020 06:46:58 No.17606437 File: 1.16 MB, 1200x1300, 1582793005711.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17605039 Coffee, cigarettes, and fiber (I find apples work the best). Do all 3 at the same time if you need to absolutely shit everything out.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 6, 2020 06:50:39 No.17606466 >>17605039 Intermediate fasting + drink a liter of water in the morning before eating and take a shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 6, 2020 07:32:44 No.17606874 I bring wet wipes in a toletries bag with me everywhere I go

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