/biz/ - Business & Finance

We're fucking screwed

>>17601721
3rd for Schiff

>>17601721
Bounce denied.

>>17601721
idgaf if i lose everything i just hope my lungs work ok and i don't get fucked by the virus itself. shit is scary.

https://www.strawpoll.me/19491991

PLACE YOUR BETS! WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?

This is a good thing for everyone here. We absolutely need a reset before we buy in to this sham

>>17601723
I'm only screwed because I don't have enough puts and sqqq calls

Why didn't you retards sell a few weeks ago when China shut down all their cities?

O-okay funny joke bogs, you can pump it now haha

>futures skyrocketing like crazy

Bulls, we're back.

THIGGGGG

>Let's talk strategy edition, what are your plays for the next week, month, year?
Putting crashorders right now.

VIG at $112
BRKB at $200
SCHX at 68.36

Want to set some for UNH
and for more shares of MSFT and JNJ
looking for buy points?

ALSO LLY
LLY looks damn resilient right now.

Thoughts?

So is tomorrow a blood bath? What do we think actual bottom is?

Let's say that infection increases in the united states. Which businesses suffer first besides travel? Retail? Restaurants?

>>17601750
Because they were all listening to trump and fox news saying it was nothing

>>17601748
Redpill me on sqqq

put all your money in chinese investments, warren buffet told me its the hidden secret

>>17601764
no

>>17601753
Why lie?

Trump needs to just declare martial law and stop all media from reporting on the stupid nothing burger virus so the market stops bringing in more fear.
He needs to do this tomorrow so can put Americans who are spreading the virus into fema camps.

>>17601758
USA is handling this worse than most 3rd world countries are. It's absolutely going to be much, much worse in America than in Europe or Asia.

Let's not forget our other friend is about to test 0.5%

ALL IN SQQQ
FUCK TRIPFAGS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK ROBINHOOD

APOCALYPSE TOMORROW

WHAT WILL YOU BE LISTENING TO AND DRINKING, /smg/?

>>17601721
>deenz for the brapper edition
woah for a moment there /biz/ blended into /fit/

>>17601790
>international trade grinds to a fucking halt
>nothing burger

>>17601790
>trump put people in jail for stating facts so i can keep making money

////////////BOUNCE TIME//////////

>>17601790
The admin fucked up hard with the don't test strategy of cover up. Trump should absolutely lose re-election over this.

>he trusted the government to be adept at anything

It's out of Trump's hands now,he overplayed-off an act of God.

Im still a supporter but this was his chance to go full hammer drop and he fucked it up

>>17601804
We still produce goods in america we will survive. Trump literally out us on the right track but we need to follow his lead to save this country or its ro late. The presidential elections are of no concern to Trump.

>>17601807
Money is what makes you have a computer and internet retard. Save the money so we can continue living.

puts are generally expensive as fuck across the board...any unnoticed gems on the call side worth looking at?

>>17601824
>implying it wasn't the seething career dykes at the CDC in Chimplanta not intentionally slow rolling test production to make the Admin look bad

He's literally me right now

>>17601824
>a bloated and ineffective bureaucracy inherited by every president is now the fault of trump and trump alone.

>>17601814
The bounce was last Friday. It's fear time now.

>>17601824
>>17601826
>>17601828
>We still produce goods in america we will survive.
long term this is really good for domestic manufacturing. Expect decamping from China.

I’m loaded in LVS puts. Am I gonna make it? 5/15 exp. 45$ strike

>>17601721

>>17601828
>The presidential elections are of no concern to Trump.

>>17601794
The culling has begun.

>>17601842
Still, should be on top of this. It's inexcusable. He obviously along with other boomers in admin have no idea how to judge this pandemic.

Considering the immense damage it is about to do to America, it's worthy of losing an election over.

>>17601856
DONT DO IT

>>17601856
goodbye anon

>>17601814
//////////TARGET 3070//////////

>>17601847
trump is the idiot defunding meaningful government programs to fund his laughable wall and now it all exploded in his face with corona

jesus christ relax people mike pence is in charge of cornovirus, turn on the god damn news for once

>>17601856
Kek if that's OC.

>>17601884
the international pandemic programs would have done absolutely nothing for a pandemic originating from China.

Just an FYI.

>>17601854
Average buy in price?

SOMEONE SHOP THIS SHIT NOW

>the virgin future follower
VS
>The Chad 10 year yielder

One buys the spike,sells when rug is pulled

one yields to the yield, diversifies his bonds,protecting his coke money

>>17601829
It's too late for options. Even a successful call will get IV crushed if it wins. Best bet I'd you didn't get in this week is sit in cash hope for a bounce or average into it when it capitulates. I expect oil and gas to bottom out first. It's been in a bear market for years.

>>17601884
>meaningful government programs
Oxymoron.

Can bond yields go negative?

>>17601887
I feel like a kid on Christmas Eve right now. I might be stupid levels of autsitic but this is the happiest I’ve been in months! Thanks options anons for showing me the way, I turned 500$ into 11k, and now I have large put positions.

Godspeed frens, if it gets bad don’t rope.

>>17601721

>>17601908
Yes.

>>17601913
How?

god we are fucked
even if we make it now there won't be anything to spend it on
travel and big cities will never be the same and I can game in my shitty hometown without getting rich

>>17601790
>Americans who are spreading the virus
That would be all of them anon. It's spreading too fast to identify them all.

>there are ACTUALLY faggots so stupid and dense they think these pumps have been organic
We /WWE/ now

>>17601921
You will get paid to buy a house.
Also you'll have to pay the bank to store your money!!

>>17601898
about $1.18 per contract x100 or whatever, and I have a lot of them.

I’m pretty autistic so I don’t know how this really works.

>mandate hospitals have to be prepared for a pandemic and have masks/supplies

>none have any of that shit

kek, it's like every piece of the american shitty healthcare system fucked up too.

Also the retarded low IQ docs have no idea how to handle it on average, much less the nurses, ER room management, etc.

I'd wager 1/50 hospitals will do an "okay" job in the coming weeks.

>>17601934
I know but what stock did you buy puts on

WHOOPSIE

ok now this is epic

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/u-officials-ask-trump-block-010700940.html

>>17601828
I can't believe people like you exist. You aren't capable of performing any kind of critical thinking. You're a sheep waiting to be led in whatever direction you're told to.

how do i make big money on the market bros

The US is about where Wuhan was a week before outbreak

is it too late to buy puts?

>>17601961
Short my portfolio.

>>17601922
and this is why I bought big into TCTZF

japs/chinamen are disease nuts even over a new cold virus, and will be at home playing canceours fermium garbage for the next 2 months instead of going to bars or movies, even if the infection rate drops to 10 new cases a day

choo choo here comes time to cash out on the sin of usury and in on the sin of microtransactions bois

>>17601954
kek

>>17601954
Based

>>17601944
Sorry for lack of clarification, I have a 1.18 buy in for puts 5/15 at 45$ strike on LVS

Also I made the money starting with QQQ calls, then AMD calls, then TSLA puts, sold them at peak bottom last friday buy chance when TSLA was $612 a share.

I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing.
I cashed out $4k today so $4k + pic related is my total gains since January 1st 2020

What happens if it hits NYC hard and they quarantine the NYSE?

>>17601961
Short everything and pray someone is left alive to pay you. Then burn your money for warmth because it will be worthless.

idk why people are stocking up on toilet paper. I have bread in my freezer.

>>17602012
What if I told you this already happened.

I don't care if I go down as long as it takes a bunch of boomers with me.

>>17602012
It will.

Don't worry about the conditional.

Wasn't Trump supposed to sign the 8 billion Corona bill and save the markets

>>17602062
>Wasn't Trump supposed to
I wonder how many times this has been said over the last four years.

Should I pull out of 401k? Should I stop contributing? Should I keep doing 6% with 3% match?

I literally have nothing in it, $8000. I am 29.

>>17601759
>what are your plays for the next week, month, year?
We're still waaaaaay above the bottom, Fed/Treasury(PPT) can't stop pumping without the market going into freefall.

I'm holding 1/3 of each of the following:
Inverse ETFs, for when it goes crash, which it will
Gold, because the current fuckary is causing debasement
Cash (buy index @ 3pm, sell @ close), to ride the daily Pump Train

Guys, I don't want tomorrow to come.
I went all in on the semiconductors industry early last month. I've lost so much money. If I lose any more I am seriously fucked. I needed things to go right so I could get my life together, i REALLY fucking needed it bad. i just dont know if i can handle one more day of this.

>>17602018
why would you wipe your butt with bread?

>>17602062
What's it gonna do?

They gonna start up some factories to make masks which will give us 2% of needed supply instead of 1%?

>>17601790
If it's a nothingburger, why do we need to stop the spread?

>>17602075
You're not going to need money soon, don't worry. Invest in canned goods and ammunition.

>>17602072
Increase contributions

>>17602018
>idk why people are stocking up on toilet paper.
Shit's getting real, anon.
It doesn't go bad; it doesn't take up a lot of space; and Lord it sucks to be without it when you need it.

>>17601752
NOT AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17601721
I am never EVER selling my GILD

>>17602012
They already shut down the British exchange

>>17601721

I work with a turbofaggot queen who spends his entire paycheck on Gucci and Prada flower shirt outfits and makes fun of me for shopping tjmax and saving paychecks big time/moving my money to bank less exposed on derivs gambles

whos laughing now I ask thee?

>>17602096
why is it called nothingburger if it started in china?

>>17602117
bretty much...

Worst case scenario, it's a nothing burger and you don't have to buy toilet paper for a while. Same with canned goods, coke, protein bars, whatever else people are stocking up on.

>>17602073
I uhhhh don't think you're terribly well informed but you're probably right about us not being near bottom. I might buy some SH after the next big pump, just as a hedge.

>>17602131
I didn't realize how low their P/E was... they could stay up for a while.

TMO looking like a good bet right now
REGN... thinking about taking profits.

>>17602018
What happens when the power is out and you have to take a shit but all you have is rotten bread to mash against your shitty asshole then you wish you hoarded the number one hoarding tool

didn't think it possible to go this low

>>17602151
Well at least he's having sex

>>17601807

Dang he really does care about people like me

>>17602075
Why would you ever buy a spike?
What more did you expect the market to do after a 30% bump,Q1 earnings,and biblical plague warnings?
Why didn't you hedge?

>>17602075
LOL

>>17602176
.813

>>17601759
goodness gracious that's soft

>>17602077
BECAUSE YOU DIDNT HOARD TOILET PAPER YOU DUMB FUCK.

....unless you're one of those ok with just doing the ol wipe and fling with your hand you bum fucked pavement ape

>>17601854
>>17602011
PUT LVS APR 17 20 $52.5 at $2.68 each here

>>17602011
Fucking how? Do you ask your god before you make a trade what to do?

>>17602075
Well you have two options. Sell and cut your losses or hold and pray.

>>17602129
MOMMY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17602195
ive never done this before. i did this in that one december 2017 crypto craze, too. im just really bad at this shit.

>>17602129
Woah what the actual fuck, are we gonna see .7x? Holy shit.

Bros... they're talking on CNBC about the cash thing? About taking more bills out of circulation?

I'm thinking buy more MA on the way down? ...Maybe next week after we freefall a bit, assuming the bond market doesn't get it's shit together.

>>17602219
I am in this uncomfortable situation, but still have some decent liquidity.

Oh shit, why did we tell 4chan about US treasuries! The bogs are going to find out and they won't be happy

>>17602251
The January/February melt up was completely fake bullshit and a lot of people knew it who participated. It's not a bad thing to try to ride those, but you gotta be ready to beat the herd to the off ramp.

>>17602129
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17602207
>>17602129
wonder how many piles of goo and broken glass that were formerly bankers/74th story windows are gunna riddle the sidewalks of nyc tmrw

I never knew the bond market could crash overnight. How in the heck is this even possible?

>>17602269
Sadly they're not even aware they're really just doing it to themselves.

>>17602251
Think about a hot potato

kek, this was prophetic when I made it

>>17602251
You don't one to be the one holding the potato

>>17602075
MY SEMICONDUCTORS???? I'M FUCKING RUINED. YOU'RE A COLD SON OF A BITCH FOR CONNING ME LIKE THIS, SOXL ANON...

>>17602294
>>17602284
Huh?

>>17602270
does this mean inflation is coming?

>>17602297
Yeah... I just loaded up on good old Applied Materials :(

>>17602270
Other markets are open,also futures exist,when they shouldnt

Where my TVIX niggers at?

>>17601750
But I did, sold everything. All I have left is $10k in SQQQ.

Does anyone else listen to NPR Marketplace just to hear the sad trombones on a red day? Makes me kek everytime

>>17602304
Duck duck goose

>>17602314
Read the prospectus on those long-vol ETNs before they potentially implode the underlying fund in a sharp move.

>>17602310
No it means the opposite.

R8 my Bearfolio:
1/3rd SQQQ
1/3rd VGLT
1/3rd UGLD

>>17601802

I unironically only date chubby/T H I C C chicks for their T H I C C/curvaceous/Ghetto asses.

>>17602162
>don't think you're terribly well informed
So you ACTUALLY think the PPT Pump Train Express is organic? Holy shit bro! Seriously, Look. At. The. Charts.

>n-no it's can't be the gov blatantly manipulating the market! i-it's just day traders closing out!
Always up, always? They're also clearly targeting "emotional" numbers, trying not to have -1000 days, sub 3000 S&P etc, or on Weds hitting EXACTLY the pt loss from Tues

Pump Train Express started service Monday, going to ride it till this crashes, or they stop fucking with the market. But I repeat myself.

>>17602213
I do believe in a divine power, and I do often give money and food to the homeless, but I think this is completely unrelated.

I mean I just kind of figured Tesla was going to to go down as, it went from $350 a share to $1000 a share, because they were going to be able to reduce the production cost of the Model 3 by making a factory in China. Then I saw, factory no working, China sick, and I was like logically this should go back to the $450 range. Also they emailed customers asking them to buy “Cheaper” Model Y’s because they made to many and I was all like this is retarded, so I bought puts, like imagine a company asking for you to help them make less money per unit, I was like that’s pretty dumb.

AMD, I was just like, Xbox and PS5 both using AMD, so I bought calls and flipped them.

And this most reccent I’m just like China sick, China no gamble.

I am actually autistic, not a faker, so I think the meme magic assists me.

Also I know for a fact LINK will hit $100 within 2 years.

What emotion does this image evoke in you?

>>17602329
Has that happened before? The possibility hadn't occurred to me

>>17602350
Pretty good, but think about risk managing a little to not lose too much on one trade.

There is a sick part of me that wants the stock market to fall drastically by 30-40% in a single day/week just to see the chaos.

>>17602363
confusion.. why would someone want to take that photo and why would someone want to be the model for that photo..

My gut tells me this virus is going to spread but then just kinda fizzle out and not do that much in the end.

>>17602384
We'll see close to -7% tomorrow.

>>17601721
fattu piggu

>>17602376
lol look up XIV and the market swings in FEB 18

//////BREAKOUT IMMINENT////////

>>17602400
this makes me smile

THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ICr-pL5g3w

>>17601721

how to short bat soup producers?

Dude no way

/thisfeel/

>>17602394
TAKE IT THE FUCK BACK, TRIPFAG.

>>17602400
The way the market is reacting today I think it will bounce back. It seems to constantly be going up and down this week.

>>17602400
Checked

>>17602382
Yeah I really should, I need to actually develop strategies now that I’m moving $1,000+’s instead of $500

>>17602418
Also I like this song, but I like the original not this cover lel

Is Fox News still telling the boomers that it's nothing? I hope so.

>The dragon will drip water,the bear will leave it's cave forever

>>17602450
YOU WILL LISTEN TO THE FUCKING COVER AND LIKE IT

Analysts have given up. They're refusing to give out ratings because the market is being driven purely by emotion now. It's only a matter of time before things unravel.

>>17602462
Holy shit its the lockness monster pattern!

>>17602469
Good thing nothing is going on in the world that is causing mass panic and the media isn't hyping anything up that would make a bad situation worse.

>>17602464
KUMITE! KUMITE! KUMITE!

>>17602409
Topkek that sucks thanks for sharing

>>17602475

>>17602469
"Irrational exuberance"

>>17602469
>market is being deiven purely be emotion now
But its always been that way. The stock market is bothing more than a practice in cold reading the populace of the investors. Glad people are finally admitting it though.

>>17602475
That's the 10 year notes about to dragon too,very scary

>>17602332
Shipley?

>>17602476
in 1000 years college freshman orbiting Saturn will take "fall of empires" 101 with the praetorian guard week 1 and 24 hour new cycle week 2

>>17602332
that's gay af

when will we see spy gap down 10 dollars again? tomorrow will probably open 297, morning pump to 301, then drop to 295. i want to see

>>17602504

Clark?

>>17602426
I'll trade you this for that

>>17602451
I think Cramer is still telling people to BUY BUY BUY

Guys I have 24k in cash. Wat do?
I'm thinking about tesla, but I don't want to buy at 700 if it is going to drop to 500 or something.

>>17601721
Gross

>>17602513
3 fucking pandemics in the last 40 years because the rest of the world cant be normal and be happy with cows and chickens

>>17602510
>He thinks there will be any semblance of resistance left tomorrow

>>17602521
do nothing and wait

So what company is closest to making a vaccine?

>>17602521
Definitely don't put it all in one basket and remember, cash is a position. I'd look to scoop up some GDX because honestly your standard equities might have much further to fall unless you have a very long time horizon, in which case maybe average down on your favorite memes.

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Keep or cancel?

>>17602382
Fuck that I regret every day, I was literally like this anon except I bet like a total bitch, hedge constantly like I turned my NVDA calls into a spread before earnings and lost out on like 4000 and if I put it in spy puts I could’ve been this anon too but I only got 2400... you gotta be careful but when you have that “autistic” feeling you gotta go with your gut and bet big

>>17602395
Your gut is a faggot and a retard.

Killer Cold has long been nightmare fuel for epidemiologists, Corona-chan is literally a killer cold. As she's spread too far and wide, and as expose to coronaviruses does not confer long-term immunity, she'll be with us until we develop an effective vaccine (which may very well be never)

>>17602553
What does this mean?

>>17602321
I like it! I listen to it when I have time
Lately I've been sleeping too much and missing out on most of my news and podcasts though.

>>17602341
Nah. I just think some of what you said seemed like you were uninformed.

>>17602553
only thing that comes up is an article from a week ago...

>>17602553
i honestly have no idea what youre saying

Why is everyone buying bonds? Nothing else is moving this hard.

>>17602545

if u still think this is about corona you are 11/10 brainlet

smarter people than anyone in this thread have, like myself, been to central china where middle class reteraunts have greasy finger prints on cups and people stacked 10 high in unventilated shitboxes passing for apartments, and know that if it didn't wipe that city out, its going to be fine

this is about Obama printing money out of thin air for QE so he could have the political capital/ free space to try socialism just one more time

So whats the deal with SQQQ. Another volitility index? Whats the skinny and whats the plausible end if shtf?

>>17602585
>only thing that comes up is an article from a week ago...
Found it. Sheridan appears to be the only one reporting on it so far:

https://www.forexlive.com/news/!/japan-makes-an-emergency-margin-call-on-lt-jgb-futures-20200306

>>17602595
>>>/pol/ you dumb schizo faggot

>>17601795
At least we still have history on our side.

>>17602563
Yeah, I know I've heard all the scenarios and shit. I just don't see it happening. My intuition on this kinda stuff is almost never wrong.

>>17602541
Doing nothing is way too hard...lol

Is this video from Port of Los Angeles? (Long Beach)? Can anyone tell? If so, half of the US is completely fucked. Supplies, goods, gone.


https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sAooT_1583234498

>>17602615
then buy tomorrow and you can post about it in a few weeks when it drops further lol

>>17602595
absolutely this, although i will add that trump didn't do us any favors by allowing the FED to continue pumping up the asset bubble a few more years. ZIRP for an entire fucking decade under Obama, and QE 1/2/3 (and a de facto 4 under Trump) have basically destroyed the economy's ability to be prudent. And we're about to find out just where that gets you.
>>17602606
Truth hurts doesn't it.

>>17602603
>Another volitility index
Inverse, not volatility. Triple short essentially.

>>17602521
Buy 50% physical gold, 50% SQQQ.

>>17602606
Fuck no. Not even /pol/ wants him. Drop anon of to /b/.

>>17602469
>the market is being driven purely by Emotion now
Is that what they're calling the Working Group these days?

>>17602620
This is pretty fucking disturbing. I live in OC lol, am I fucked

>>17602620
So the problem with people posting these videos (and satellite images too) is that empty ports are normal in the short term. Many ports see bursts of traffic, rather than having ships in every day. Videos like this are for clicks and have no value in determining supply chain health.

>>17602557
I used to have faith in CVS but since there are medicine shortages (revenue crunch) and walmart is now eating their lunch I would stay the hell away

>>17602620
I don't know what port that is, but I visited the Savannah, GA port a few years ago and yeah as she says there were container stacked unbelievably high, almost like a small town when you're in the middle of it all.

>>17602620
I live in LB, looks like it
I noticed there was no traffic from the trucks on the freeway today. It's usually bumper to bumper

who here would pay for an real time trading trainer, like the ones you saw in games like broodwar and warcraft?

>>17602683
it's on liveleak, not youtube. can you even monetize liveleak?

>>17602606
>>17602639
Doesn't sound like a polster, he's right.

>>17602620
Didn't the chinese shut their ports a while ago, then reopen them?

Then we should expect no shipments for roughly the same amount of time that the ports were closed, no?

>>17602704
>can you even monetize worldstar?
People will do anything for fame or notoriety or even just to feel like they're part of something.

>>17602469
just wait for fed to reduce repo

>>17601862
Moron. He identified the threat and block incoming travelers from China from entering the US long before the outbreak left China. Obama never stopped flights during SARs or h1n1 scares. Trump's only mistake here was trusting th lefty CDC heads from valuing American lives over politicizing the outbreak. He should clean house

>>17602688
>>17602679
>california grinding to a halt
damn shame that. you know, not that it's necessarily related, but what's odd about this coronavirus news is that i haven't heard a fucking peep about this thing in Mexico in like a week - they had a confirmed patient in Mexico City; wonder what it's like down there at the moment.

>>17602704
>implying views aren't just (you)s for bored doomers and schizo boomers

OFFICIAL MARKET CRASH DOOMSDAY THEME
>we're all gonna die edition

https://youtu.be/VAtGOESO7W8

>>17602747
i like it. my pick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zoS8c_8hLQ

>>17602708
im not
dems will freely admit his awful record on int. relations due to him being so focused on just getting the aca done. he let putin run train because he didn't have the political capital to deal, and same with isis.

its not as tho its all his bad, bush also turned capitalism into corporate socialism by violating the natural selection that makes it work

but the present crisis is mostly of obamas making due to his insane passion for doing whatever was popular at the time, and he will be held to account for it in the annals of history.

>>17602717
Egypt is even worse. There are at least a dozen import cases from Egypt to Canada and other places, but Egypt itself has only officially confirmed 3 so far. This is exactly what Italy was like at first, I bet they have hundreds if not thousands of cases already.

>>17602720
>tfw no femdom boss
:^(((((

Is Royal Caribbean going bankrupt in the wake of all this? Just bought September 2020 calls fucking yesterday.

>>17602774
at this point i'm absolutely certain i'm going to get it, and just trying to stay healthy in the meantime. low carb, high vitamin diet with regular exercise. can't help biting my nails and picking my nose. oh well.

>>17602717
Everyone’s dead in Mexico. All it took was 1 infected person to infect and totally decimate all of central and South America.

>>17602794
why do you think papa trump is building a wall

>>17602018
Why not just squat over the sink and clean your ass properly like an adult

>>17602557
if your portfolio has any Qs in it then you're a fucking idiot

why don't you guys short real stocks??

What are we closing at tomorrow?

>>17602772
It's the last few presidents fault for sure, wouldn't pin everything on one president that was handed the worst recession of all time

>>17602830
24,000

>>17602788
Bankrupt? I doubt it. It's a valuable franchise.
But... I wouldn't be shocked if all the cruiselines had to halt operations for a bit.

>>17602816
I hope you're going ass to grass

>>17602830
Down -1000 until the last 30 minutes when Papa Powell comes out and hints he'll cut another 50 and market will rally to only -300 to close

>Ching chong update
>Nikkei -3%
Ripperinos

>>17602830
when they halt trading. i expect a bloodbath

>>17602772
I stand corrected. But even if it is true, history will still most likely blame Trump unless he gets reelected AND manages to turn this around. He's going to need to pull a Hitler to turn this economy around if it gets as bad as I think it would be.

>>17602620
Half the USA is gone. The media isn’t talking about it. Time for ammo and food and water. The rebellion will rise!!!!

>>17602075
Wow

>>17602803
Lmao, the real enemy is up north. Canadians are complete bastards. Can’t even sell marijuana.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1F6zXmOFdA

>>17602075
Just baghold for a year, you'll be fine. If you bought options you're screwed.

>>17601721
good god that is one fine asian brapper, any sauce? Google search isnt working for me

>>17602075
Is this soxl bro???!! Lmao!!!!! Never give investment advice. Lmao!!!!!

NOOOO CORONA IS A MEME ITS A NOTHING BURGER IT CANT CRASH MY STOCKS NOOOOOO

>>17602903
>pouty face
>it's a trap
fuck off cancer

>>17602838
>handed a recession
and made it ten times worse by enacting policies specifically for the benefit of the .01% at the expense of the average american. you can say what you will about the current occupier of that office, but the guy before him allowed the middle class to be utterly decimated by a combination of fed policy, international policy, and domestic policy. America's middle class never actually recovered from the 2008 crisis. and it was most certainly intentional. ever wonder how equities are so ridiculously overvalued, that would lead to such a crash? i wonder if 8 years of zero interest rates giving cheap casino money to america's elite class to gamble away had something to do with it?

>>17602903
Based MDE poster

>>17601721

anybody not using puts is wasting the opportunity of a decade

then take those gains and buy cheapies

this is it, the opportunity for autists to take cash from boomers. if you are a holder you deserve a life of wagecucking

>>17602683
retard

>>17602713
The time they were closed + the time to turn factories back on + 30 days to arrive in the US + a few days or a week for inspection
So yea, no problem, no shipments for what, another month or two? :)

>>17602620
>costco is the only company that has crates
buy costco, itll be fucking BIBLICAL

>>17602869

if it actually crashes, it'll be the age of the nutters
people in the 20s were used to having shitty empty lives of want and going hungry
the spoiled modern populace has never truly wanted for anything
whether its lefty nutters or righty nutters remains to be seen

however, this is a reason i don't think it will. the big wigs have to know if its 1929 they'll be getting the rope this time around. self interest precludes total crash, its worth it to risk some of their massive free qe gainz to stay alive.

>>17602951
OTOH i have it on good authority they changed their pizza recipe...very bearish.

FUCK YEAH KROGER (KR)
I've waited 5 years for this day.

>>17602787
Ohh noohhhh anon that just coronachan in drag,be careful he/she's contagious

>>17602951
B-b-but people aren’t buying Or going out cuz corona

A-a-and biz told me corona doesn’t infect white people!! Reeeeee!!!!

>>17602788
Hieled and why the fuck would you do that,did you do any TA or did you just pull the fucking reel??
I waited for this pain for a while

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME:
https://youtu.be/pHNbHn3i9S4

>>17602683
dude... Port of LA is always busy.. it's the largest port in the whole damn country.... theres not much "down time" at the largest port in the country.. it's not just some fly over state truck stop....

>>17602830
Zero

>>17602951
uhhhhhh are you confusing COSCO with COSTCO?

>>17602946
No just time they were closed til time they were open. Any idea how long that was?

They were definitely going to be sitting on containers when they shut down.

It's not bullish but it's not unexpected either.

>>17602957
>people in the 20s were used to having shitty empty lives of want and going hungry
their lives were neither shitty nor empty. they led decent and humble lives full of conviction and reverence
>the spoiled modern populace has never truly wanted for anything
we want for strife - to cut our teeth on something. and by god we are going to get it.

>>17602993
>george harrison song
nah

Which puts did I hold onto? Every. Single. One.

Fuck you American equities markets.

>>17603000
>1 person infected in Tennessee
>zero people infected in Orange County so call state of emergency
>>stocks go to zero

Reeeeeee!!! The media is lying to us!!! It’s so much worse than they are saying!!!!

>>17602943
whats the best put you recommend?

>>17603007
You fucking GLOW, mate.

>>17603022
what the fuck are you even talking about you dumb faggot?

>>17603013
Why do you dislike Mr Harrison Mr Anon?

>>17602644
Ok so since it appears red is the future i should all in? I like it

>>17602864
Oh no not the hecking japerinos,not the flipping flips,my cornnoodlin,bateating,rice picking sloperoos. Nooohhhhhhh Nanking never happenerino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l34YEG_3D-s

lmao futures still going down

>>17603026
/pol/speak for he thinks you're a government agency plant to do some thought control on /smg/

>>17603030
he's definitely not top beatle , but he's aiight

I am gonna make so much god damn money tomorrow on my inverse ETFs

>>17603036
>that pic
me on the left in the back

https://youtu.be/FPiMa5y0qM0

>>17603022
checked
>>17603007
Nice try, Moshie.

>>17603026
Fuck off, you dirty nigger monkey.

>>17602940
Obama is just JFK 2.0, myopic vision, insane need to be liked, jumping in and of things without comiting, never really taking a side, doing things to get his name in the books, awful foreign policy, and staffed entirely by young civilian sector think tank brats with a dangerous combo of inexperience + overconfidence in their own unproven academic theories.

he started qe to give himself room on the ACA is beyond doubt

he pulled out of Iraq prematurely to give himself room on the ACA is beyond doubt

he let putin steamroll in Ukraine to give himself room on the ACA is beyond doubt

Trump is not a god but he didn't insanely pursue the wall at the cost of letting china win the trade war, which Obama would have if that was his magnum opus

>>17603055
Buy SPXS or SQQQ?

>>17603055
post your holdings

>>17603068
open callls on both

Who bought VXX calls before close??
Join me in a toast!

>>17601764
Market goes down, SQQQ and TVIX go up.

>>17603082
B&R. If you could only buy one, which one would you buy?

>>17603066
You are retarded. 2 of your events occurred after ACA was already law.

>>17602967
Sweet

It just keeps dropping... wtf

>>17603038
i didnt want these feels anon

>>17603098
and was under attack quickly and in danger of being gelded like the rotten balls of a neutered horse
t.public policy major

>>17603079

>>17601916
Nothing is worse than cats. Can we ban cats? Fuck.

>>17602788

A coworker of mine came into my office last week bragging about how he bought the juicy dip for royal Caribbean at $79. How low do I let it get before I ask him about it?

>>17601794
>finally give out test kits
>all test positive, its everywhere
>suddenly oops no one fits the criteria for testing lol

fucking nuts man.

>>17603129
If you don't like any kind of domesticated pet, you should commit sudoku asap.

>>17603114
>>17603066
you're not wrong - the take home, /biz/ related message here is that 10 years of near-zero interest rates is a disastrous policy that inflates ridiculous asset bubbles and destroys real wealth. corona is certainly nothing to laugh at, but what's really happening is that an underlying misallocation is being corrected...about 6 years late.

ultimately the federal reserve is at fault for allowing this to happen. they should have raised rates to 3% at a minimum by 2016. by not doing that they have basically painted themselves into a corner and allowed both the government and the entire economy to align around the idea that interest rates will never go up and cheap money will flow forever. it's artificial consumption - allowing people to gamble with debt and spend carelessly - and it was destined to end this way, corona or not.

>>17602462
Based Qposter

>>17603115
Nice Fidelity account.

>>17601721
*SNSSNNNNIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFF*

Gold YUGE inverse h&s,moon rockets loading up

>>17603016
Imagine believing ORANGE COUNTY actually has zero cases. There are already tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands infected spreading everywhere in Irvine, Anaheim, Westminster, Garden Grove, Santa Ana. Disneyland is about tk be shut down, and will have to be completely decontaminated as they are getting ready to announce the first case of someone running around the park with a positive- they will try to make it “fun” and have the hazmat workers dressed in “Monsters Inc” suits. It will very difficult for DisneyParks to recover from this. Decision makers at top are already planning for massive drop in attendance and how to ensure the public they are the “clean” park.

Screencap this. I have spoken.

>>17603135
same with carnival. i don't feel so retarded for buying XOM now. i'm down less than a percent between yesterday and today. 9am though...gonna be fucking rough.

>>17603174
Based.

Gold + SQQQ + Bonds master race

>>17603143
Nah fuck you pets are for fags. I jerk off to girls stepping on puppies and kittens on YouTube kid and I'm shorting the market full bear mode because fuck faggots like you.

>>17603190
>Bonds
ok boomer

>>17603181
>they will try to make it “fun” and have the hazmat workers dressed in “Monsters Inc” suits.

Guys just bought an assload of Carnival puts with a $24 strike that expire next friday, how fucked or how genius am I?

Did i make a mistake buying Disney puts instead of more SPY puts?

>tfw friends from out of town want to meet up at disneyland.

>>17603181
Dilate and have sex

Nice recovery Denise

>>17603222
why the fuck would you want to do that even if the virus wasn't a threat?

>>17603222
That'd be a no from be, hoss. Absolutely not going to go somewhere where a ton of chinks convene.

>>17603017
RCL and EXPE have been great puts so far. I should really short an airline or two, and look up tourism reliant tickers. Limit your position size to 2-4% of your portfolio so no one position can blow up your account

Try not to buy options if the VIX is too high unless you plan on closing the same day, maybe consider selling some covered options (nothing naked unless you really know what you're doing). The IV crush and rally on Monday took me down almost 50%. Good thing my options are good until 3/20. Bloody stressful week I tell you, but I've learnt a lot. (Portfolio went from 15k Monday to 64k Friday, currently around 42 now)

My plan tomorrow: if SPY gaps up at open I'll close everything during the dip that happens in the first 15 minutes and maybe buy some calls. If it gaps down I'll hold until the end of the day and put on some trailing stops orders. That last minute pump last Friday fucked me so hard I don't think I want to hold over the weekend again.

Remember it's not a race and money easily made is easily lost; try to keep a large amount of your account liquid if you can: option alpha recommends 50%.
Make a plan and follow it to keep your emotions in check. Recognize the 12 or 14 emotion trading patterns (can't remember #) and see where you're at to help keep yourself rational. Good luck!

>>17602613
>Muh normalcy bias
Brother, it's already happened. It's over.

Human coronaviruses don't have animal reservoirs like influenza, expose doesn't produce long-term immunity. They work more like herpes (hides from the immune system in the nervous system), expect instead of blisters, you'll get a clinical or sub-clinical respiratory infection and start shedding Corona-chan virion.

She's here to stay.

>>17603220
Wait until Disney closes down their parks.

NO

NO MORE

I CANT TAKE IT

>>17603222
At what point did you realize Corona was a stake through the heart of what was left of hookup, dating, and "friends" culture

>>17603204
Dude I've made 50% gains literally hold boomer bonds the past year, not including the dividends.

None of you are going to believe me, but I bought SPXS last week at 9:40 AM Friday (the fucking bottom) as the first trade in the stock market of my life. I have been getting consistently wrecked since, but I held through because I knew something fucked up is up.
Tomorrow I am vindicated. This is such a personal victory for me, and I would like to thank you all.

>>17603146
regardless self preservation is not to be underestimated
I think fund managers will realize this is not the 20s where ppl are used to living in shacks with dirt floors and a washboard
if baby doesn't get his new iPhone and grub hub delivery, they're going to be hanging by the neck from trees in Washington sq park at the hands of an angry mob
giving up some of those free qe qainz to save their skins seems reasonable to expect

>>17603253
What exactly does this mean? Are we going to enter a deflationary period?

>>17603251
thats what im hoping for
>some chink with the coof reported that he went to disneyland after chinese new years

>Disneyland has to close down and sterilize the whole park

>>17603235
Also this.

>being an adult
>going to Disneyland

Not even ironically.

>>17603270
50% gains or just not losing money? Gotta tell us which bonds bruh.

>>17603279
Yeah it's called helicopter money jackass, and it's going to happen.

>>17603253
You're telling me mate. My portfolio is worth half of what it was. Derivatives went up in smoke. To top it all off I got fired last week and am searching for new jobs. Recruiters already told me that there could be a delay in scheduling in person interviews.

>>17603286
Holding VGLT going to sell it in 6 months or a year

>>17603279
alternatively, may be time to start buying up hockey masks and spiked football pads

>>17603146
Teump should be grateful he can blame coronachan instead of having the bottom fall out organically.

>>17603305
how'd you manage to get fired? what industry? any juicy stories to share/vent?

>>17603253
Hahah, I'm glad I decided to baghold my shorts. Fucking A.

New thread pls

>>17603327
It was a digital marketing position doing neat things like PPC, SEO, and analytics. Absolutely nothing juicy except for the fact that my former boss is a complete lunk head who overhired and then had to fire us all no more than a month into the job. All 20 new hires that started with me were cut.

God I love red, crimson red to be exact

>>17603363
ill give you a present if you make it

>>17602384
soon

SPY 290 tomorrow?

>>17603327
>>17603366
Thinking back, the way we got fired was absolutely cowardly. Some of us came back to punch back in after coming back from lunch and our time cards were gone. HR told us to come in to take care of the problem one by one and we were told we were being let go. Absolutely spineless and cowardly.

>>17603313
Seems like a good plan.

califag here
work at a highly trafficked tourist attraction spot
30-70% chink nationals
ive likely had the corona since last december

is fine
no big deal

new
>>17603400

>>17603400

>>17603400

>>17603393
I'm a little drunk and had a minor stroke. Hope that made sense.

>>17603411
>>17603411
>>17603411
Fresh thread

>>17603370

NEW
>>17603413
>>17603413
>>17603413

If were lucky, looks like rate cuts kill the stock market.

>>17603405
>>17603421
>>17603427

>>17603405
>>17603421
>>17603427
wtf?
Which one

>>17602957
>however, this is a reason i don't think it will. the big wigs have to know if its 1929 they'll be getting the rope this time around. self interest precludes total crash, its worth it to risk some of their massive free qe gainz to stay alive.
Clearly they don't, or Papa Fed and Mama Treasury wouldn't be pumping for all they're worth

>>17603435
>>17603436
All of them

>>17602072
This is good for young people’s 401ks

Short x20 on swedish omxs30 over night. Opens in 2h. Feeling pretty comfy.

>>17603115
cool. not bad.

>>17603435
>>17603436
>>17603461
Join the cute one

>>17603246
RLC already got slaughtered but I like your EXPE recommendation. Thanks for all the info.

In regards to puts, how far to do stray from the current share price when choosing a strike price? Is it just w/e premium you can afford?

some corona-chan kino
>https://twitter.com/Secret_Beijing/status/1235802200250535939

Threadly reminder that Coronavirus is just a big nothingburger. The number of new cases in China peaked weeks ago and is rapidly falling towards zero. Rest of the world will follow suit in just a few weeks as the virus works its way through.

>>17603255
>hook up culture is dying
Huh? When did this happen? Didnt tinder just get popular like 1 year ago? I though lonerism was just because i was a channer

>>17603255
oh shit... is it too late to short MTCH?