/biz/ - Business & Finance

Crypto. Buy Zil. You're welcome

>>17589182
>I keep investing in really risking stonks
>I'm throwing all my money away
>it's becoming addictive like gambling
>I can't stop
>Please give advise
Show tits dumb bitch

>>17589182
Put it all into PNK and join our Discord.
discord(dot)gg(slash)6Jhmnx6

Sounds like the rest of /biz/

Buy high sell low

>>17589182
tits or out

>>17589182
go and burn in a fire you degenerated hoe

>>17589182
do you give handjobs, blowies, and sex for money?
i had a gf that was a stripper and she used to make that much in a day when she was giving bjs and sex. once we started dating she only gave handjobs at the clubs for $80 but she still made at least $800 a night.

Tits or gtfo

>>17589182
provide a timestamp with your tits

>>17589182
Please show tits anyway

And also unironically buy Chainlink! Only Chainlink. Fuck your Stocks or fuck other cryptos. Buy LINK and hold it for a few years. You never have to work again then

>>17589228
I don’t do that. I make $1000 a night just by talking to men and giving lap dances.

Stop investing in risky stocks.

Find a stock with a steadily rising price, P/E ratio that isn't too high, in a sector that's also expanding and doesn't look like it will have any major real-world problems in the foreseeable future. Keep your investments spread around several (5-6) companies in different sectors so if one part of the economy gets fucked you don't lose everything. Sell if the price drop more than around 10%, or breaks new lows or whatever (always be willing to take a loss if it gets you out of a dead-end investment). If the price keeps going up, hold on until it doesn't.

Or spend a few grand a month on random shitcoins and hope one of them moons. Bitcoin is halving soon (where miners start getting half the returns they used to) so the price will likely spike. $100k per coin in the next few years is not out of the question based on past trends.

>>17589182
claims to be a stripper , doesn't post tits and timestamp. fake and gay. get the fuck out larping nigger

>>17589241
Only correct answer
Sage

>>17589256
But I turned $2000 into $100,000 over 5 years from the first stock I invested in and it was in biotech!? What has chainlink or any crypto got you!? I need to know if it’s legit before I invest. I take risks but it just seems fucking stupid.

>>17589223
Not posting tits!!! Here’s me with my money. I am legit.

>>17589228
>handjobs at the clubs for $80

>>17589342
You are a whore and will always have to whore yourself for money. Don't like it, you should unironically kys

This is a Christian board. No thots allowed.

>>17589378
Urgh I just need advise. I’m feeling very manic right now and almost put another $5000 into some more biotech tonight. This is like the pokies for me. I had that one win and I’m chasing it.

>>17589405
Your bourgeois lifestyle has impacted your happiness. You will only be happy once you find meaning and purpose.

>>17589342
Looks like a trap to me

>>17589318
It is the baselayer of the 4th industrial Revolution. I am dead serious you degenerate bitch. Here are some links:
https://m.imgur.com/a/szBYE1f
https://imgur.com/a/HS9hIfr
https://www.isda.org/2019/10/16/isda-smart-contracts/
Look up how big smart contracts will be.
>>17589342
I would love to fuck you, so that you can't walk anymore. Fucking strippers from Down Under. Jeeez
Anyway, buy at least 10,000 LINK and hold it untill one LINK is worth $1000

Hello sweety

Don't listen to these mutts, they're just jealous of your success! Now I don't have too much time to explain it to you, but there is a really great project named FUN that will make you millions. Yes, millions! It's on Binance as well, and Binance doesn't list bad projects.

The top is in.

>>17589405
You are just retarded. Go ALL IN on Chainlink

>>17589426
This has actually given me happiness. Having money has made my life so much better. I eat good. I get massages. I can go on a holiday overseas. I used to starve myself because I was too crazy to uphold a regular job. I can’t have a regular job I need to make money from investing.

>>17589455
and btw, don't listen to this guy >>17589454
He is trying to scam you out of your hard earned money by buying Chainlink, it's a scam project run by a few /biz/ members who plan to dump the cryptocurrency once it reaches $5. Better stay away from them.

>>17589465
I'll give you crypto investment advice for a lappy, what state are you from?

>You know it's time to sell when shoeshine boys give you stock tips. This bull market is over.

>>17589454
I’m so fucking stupid. I’m going to put $10,000 in chainlink!??!? Is that dumb!? Everyone says it’s dumb - warren buffet! Peter schiff!!! Guys!! please!!! Should I do it

>>17589182
Post feet

>>17589342
got kik? I'll explain what LINK is to you in exchange for nudes.

>>17589512
Take me to the VIP with the champagne! Let’s discuss

>>17589342
Do you work in the cross?

>>17589554
What is that? No

>>17589342
QUEENSLAND

>>17589520
It's a scam being advertised by these nerds, It's going straight to a dollar once it reaches $5.

>>17589342
There is no way that is real money, wtf. Also, I had a former roommate who was a stripper and she pulled in 160k USD per year lmao, do Ausfags strippers not fuck old men on the side?

>>17589182
>I’ve been doing some research and people say stocks are a scam??
Confirmed stripper.

I'll give you easy good advice. Buy options. These are high leveraged stocks that makes you a millionaire or broke. Just buy long term options of companies apple, microsoft, google, facebook and you'll be a millionaire in no time. I am doing that and I have made my 5k into 50k in just 3 years. Soon it'll be 500k in 3 years.

>>17589520
IIRC correctly, Buffet tends to treat crypto as an investment into a company, which doesn't really work in most cases as it's more of a commodity. An unproven commodity, but still handled differently to a company.

>>17589520
Do you honestly think we are memeing this shit for nearly 3 years now for no reason? I am a student and I put all my savings into it. Fucking do it Bitch!
I sent you the links.
And do not sell before we hit $1000 per LINK or you will be forgotten

>>17589576
I seriously don’t trust these guys!! I can’t see myself putting in more than $100 and that’s just for fun. Not because I believe in it. But then I see they have big names attached- Microsoft and shit. ??? What the fuck is going on.

>>17589520

if brisbane will give advice

>>17589590
Your $50k about to be $5k again. You clearly can’t see what’s coming... global leaders lowering lending rates and implementing a stimulus package means the bull run is over

Good luck anon

>>17589588
>Also, I had a former roommate who was a stripper and she pulled in 160k USD per year lmao
You fucking retard! 52 times $3000 is $156k as well.
Only retards on this board

>>17589616
Feet

>>17589588
The game is kind of dead. Most girls do webcamming.

>>17589616
Do not trust anybody
Everyone is shilling their own bags trying to scam others out of money
ChainLink is a pump and dump

>>17589616
You fucking piece of shit will kill yourself once we hit $1000 EOY
You don't deserve to be rich
You have the IQ of a guy who works at McDonald's
Fucking kill yourself dumb bitch
Soon you will stand on the streets and sell your body for 20 bucks
Degenerate whore

Buy index funds. Its that simple. Probably a 50/30/20 split between the US/oz/international. An example of this would be SPY/S&P ASX200/VGTSX. Stop buying individual stocks. DCA and don’t look at the market every day you’ll shake yourself to bits.

Also tits or gtfo.

>>17589620
I'm also from Brissy, mate. How about you dress up like a girl and grind on my lap while I explain decentralised tamperproof inputs for smart contracts to you?

>>17589632
Yeah wtf. And in the winter I’m looking at making $6K. I still live in the country, if I move to the city and move to the better club and work 5 nights a week because I have no life I could make $10K if I really tried.

>>17589628
See I don’t even know what the fuck you’re talking about. If the world gets that bad I’ll just kill myself. So? I’ll just make some regular money for now. My mental health can not be worried about this dystopia you’ve made up

>>17589182
If you're suicidal don't invest more than 10%. Always be ready psychologically to the idea of losing what you invested

I went through similar to what you are now, im not a stripper but was earning good money and my advice is don't do it, it took me a while to realise it was a gambling addiction and I lost a shit load of money over the years, if you do limit yourself to I'd say around 10 to 15k a year max or stick to high market cap decent stocks, you only need 2 or 3 bad picks to go down 80% which can happen in a day with penny stocks and you're ruined, I wish i bought a house instead, buy a cheap house, somewhere to live in then once you have somewhere to live that you don't have to pay for, you can live off centerlink and go back to gambling or whatever you want to blow your money on.

>>17589182
You’re a woman, so you shouldn’t be making any financial decisions for yourself.

>>17589720
Ok. I will put it off for at least 3 months. But now I’m doing research and people say buying a house is a scam??? I am so overwhelmed. I feel like I grew up thinking I could invest and grow my wealth just by sitting at my desk and now I have some money and I want to throw it at everything but everything seems like a scam.

>thot posts about her thottery and gambling addiction
>200+ replies

Business as usual I see.

>>17589182
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

>>17589520
LARP
nobody who's not in crypto is so aware of the biggest critics right now

>>17589772
Girl, for real now: Buy 10,000 CHAINLINK
It will go to $100 at least.
You will be a millionaire within 5 years.
I'm out now

>>17589182
you are a degenerate who takes her clothes of for money, you are part of the problem

>repent

What is I just put $30,000 into $AMD and just left it for 5 years and didn’t buy anything else?

as a serious response, even if I'm 98% confident you're a larper. You have to change your mindset, less focus on how much money you have, and more on how much you generate, ideally passively. Seems like you're having a high income job, which is great, but your colleagues foster an environment where being "nigger rich" is acceptable, as in wasting everything on flashy things to give off the appearance of wealth, when in fact all they do is buy depreciating assets.

I assume you're young, so you SHOULD take riskier long term stocks, but let's be real here, you're kind of dumb, so there's no point to research individual stocks, you won't understand them, or instead understand something false that a predatory individual specifically crafts for your tier of intelligence.

I think the safest play for you would be dumping most of your money into ETFs and low cost managed funds like what Vanguard offers. And this isn't an active play, you invest, and wait for years. If you make 12k a month, you should comfortably invest at least 6k a month, that's a really good start. Remember, your window to generate this high level income is shrinking, honestly if I was in your position, after spending for necessities and whatever it costs to keep my high income job, I'd invest about 50% into ETFs, 25% into a low cost managed stock fund, and 25% into crypto, specifically BTC/ETH, but I understand why someone wouldn't. Ideally I'd save at least 75% of my income but I'm unaware of your real situation.

>>17589881
Listen baby girl you're too dumb to pick individual stocks, brokers on wallstreet do a shit job picking them as evident by outperforming ETFs so why should you do a good one?

>>17589772
Let me tell you this OP. There are very few worthwhile investments to get more than 10% a year. You need to find whats good and whats bad about the investment. You need to throw shit at it and see what sticks. You need to spend weeks researching and then constantly keep up on the latest to.ensure it doesnt stink. You need to be sure the investment has magic. I cant tell you what that magic is, but you will know it when you see it. You will need to go down every avenue to see the connections which make your investment great. You need to uncover secrets and dig into the deep shit. If you dont then you shouldnt invest beyond anything more than meme stocks or commodities.

>>17589881
I’m Literally so stupid. I don’t want any money in my bank account. I want to invest and be a millionaire.

>>17589892
Why don’t you just manage my money? Why can’t I get a millionaire who knows what they’re doing with money to just manage all of the money I make and we can both be millionaires

>>17589945
>implying I'm interested in 3dpd

>>17589849
Yeah and go back to being a waitress and make $500 a week. I would jump. For real.

>>17589213
>Buy high sell low
U mean short right ? kek

>>17589342
timestamp with your whore face

have sex with an Aussie graffiti writer, start an ice business, give your friends stick and poke playboy bunny tattoo’s, instant millionaire

>>17589342
Timestamp , brainlet incel ....

>>17589965
Post feet

I was thinking that this was LARP, but this is a far better impression than I could ever think of doing

If real, I wonder how these people even find /biz/

Aight gumma since you put the effort into finding this place imma give you the og win strategy, search the archive for the holy Trinity of crypto . also nice left nip ring

>>17589965
Yeah, rather throw away your dignity. If you had a brain you wouldn't have to work as either a waitress or a stripper.

>>17590160
I don’t know why you’re all acting like I’m so fucking dumb when who turned $2k into $100k on their first investment!? Who’s making potentially $200k a year!? And investing all of it? Even if it is a high risk investment.

>>17590329
don't be getting indignant girly! half these people could buy you, yet here they are trying to help you .

>>17590329
send me all ur money ill invest it for u i promise

>>17589182
sho Bob's n vagene

>>17589342
Show your tits,you do it all the time anyways and I'll give you some great financial advice,you know the rules tits or gtfo

>>17589405
Shut the fuck up and post your tits,your prolly a tranny anyways

i wonder how much strippers made 200 years ago

>>17590603
yeah seriously. there has to be a way to earn money from kerb-stomping those repugnant fucks.

>>17589965
Typical whore with no dignity

OP how much do male strippers make and how tall and physically fit etc does one have to make it. Also preferrably dancing for women but I'm sure male gay strippers fucking make more than you would lol Also Sage this fucking larp unless shit posts tits with time stamp

>>17590636
This

>>17590542
I’m so frustrated. What’s the point. I had a rich farmer come into work he’s been on tv and talks to the prime minister and I talked to him for 20 minutes. Listened to him talk about his business and I was asking for all of this advise and then he wants a free lap dance from me and I started crying and I told him I would kill myself Because he treated me like a worthless whore who isn’t worth any money and he left the club. I can barely keep it together anymore. I’m actually a Christian and I wish I didn’t have to do this. I don’t - I should be happy with no money but I’ve been on government benefits and felt so ashamed and I’ve been a waitress and had no time to write my screenplays. Now I only have to work 3 nights a week.

>>17590542
>Neets who buy crypto are rich

Lmaooo

>>17590329
You want dividend paying stocks so you can withdraw the dividends without selling after they end up in your account

Capital gains are obv part of the equation but you can get cap gains and div gains at the same time if you do your research

>>17590678
You can't ask for advice with your clothes off and not expect a proposition

You are in the market of entertainment, that's your currency in that setting

Who cares if men objectify you? That's on them
Your perception of yourself is on you

If you somehow put together some number higher than 250k, I would invest in one of the best known franchises

I had 250k and coulda opened a chicfila but decided to sell luxury goods cuz it was cooler and I would have been in the black by now if I'd gone the chicfila route

Still haven't made my money back

>>17589182
Imagine being a man larping as a woman to a bunch of incels and neckbeards. Bruh you can do better.

>>17590678
Post feet

Why not just invest it all into index funds until it's no longer a viable job?

Yes Link is legit, but nobody knows where the price will go.

>>17589257
1) stop being a degenerate
2) get a real job
The rest will fall in line


Slut

>>17590773
I have pretty feet I think. They have some nail polish around the edges. Sorry.

>>17589520
fake and gay confirmed.

>>17590907
Yes u do. Please keep them painted ;)

>>17590932
Want my only fans?

>>17590956
What is that

>>17590678
LOL
You’re a fucking stripper, not a person.

>>17590963
For just $20 a month you can talk to me and get feet pics. Search for Claudia Dennis ;)

>all these replies and not a single time stamp
Jesus you goys really are retards

>>17589182
im a male stripper and i hold PNK

>>17590999
I'll check it out

>>17590678
>I’m actually a Christian
>>17590907
>>17590956
>>17590999
how dare make such a blasphemous claim ! i almost felt sorry for you ,you have the miserable life you deserve for being the whore of Babylon.

The amount of incels here who think this isnt a larp is astounding. Are you all fucking stupid?

>>17591016
This
>>17591075
And this.
Fucking retards

>>17589342

Dios es mios

>>17589342
>>17590678
baby girl you are pretty and smart dont listen to these incels.
just give the money to me and I will invest it for you and give you a weekly allowance so you dont blow it all at once. I will be your daddy and your man AND your financial advisor HMU bebby

>>17590907

Literally so very average or even ugly feet. What the fuck is wrong with incels?

Also kys and leave this place you absolute whore. Sage

>>17591230
You’re full of shit. My feet are so sexy.

>>17591205
Please go to my only fans @claudiadennis I need a shoulder to cry on.

>>17589342
You're ducking ugly lmao.
And soon you'll be old too and kys

>>17591329
How can you simultaneously claim to be very happy and still be a dysfunctional manic mess

>>17590678
Praying for you, repent and give up that filthy business. Also a Christian. Have some respect for yourself.

>>17591329
looks like someone prefers bacon to beauty

>>17591416
I think I have a personality disorder. I cry at very inappropriate times. When I was a waitress I had a full breakdown in the restaurant as if I was mourning a death. No one could look at me the same and I quit. I’m like the joker except instead of laughing I cry.

>>17591494
>I’m like the joker except instead of laughing I cry.

>>17591494
You cry because you know stripping is a sin against yourself and God. Please stop that first, money will work out even if it's tough.

Someone post a picture of that hipster that sold his btc for 0.60 and feels had man in 2011 when it hit $8... Doesn't matter how much you out in, just hold. What will link be 10 years from now? Eh?

>>17591631
This fucking shit phone keyboard

>>17589182
show picture of your pussy cat

crypto is not like stocks that have real tangible value, it's easy to look at a stock and safely invest in it because you can assume it will have real world value, for example it was a guarantee amazon would eventually get big because ebay used to be fucking huge and amazon in its infancy was basically ebay 2.0
the problem with /biz/ retards is they try to view crypto as something tangible and valuable but it's not
it is a CURRENCY and you can't just invest in a fucking currency and hope you get rich
you have to constantly flip it and basically work it as a full time job so you can inch your way up little by little through small gains

trading crypto is fundementally no different from trading normal real life currency, people who view it as a "hold till I get rich" scheme are retarded, literally nobody has every retired off of etherium or other crypto, the only people who got rich were mass bitcoin holders solely due to a fluke

>>17591705
>crypto is a currency
false

>you have to flip it to get rich
false

>literally nobody has every retired off of etherium or other crypto
based retard

>>17591494
post bellybutton

>>17591631
i had 650 btc in 2011. sold them all for nothing. and then found 70 grand worth of XDN which i'd literally forgotten i had, so that was something at least. still don't live in a castle though and still want to fucking die because poorfag life is no life at all.

tits or gtfo

>>17589405
Buy blue chip dividend paying stocks and reinvest dividends.Search Dividend Aristocrats. Build up a portfolio that will continue to pay you growing dividends regardless of what the market does. Like all women, You will hit the wall and there will come a time that no man will want you anywhere near him. You can be a whore without being a dumb whore

>>17589666
I went to that strip club across the road from the train station in fortitude valley like 2 weeks ago because they asked me to come in for free, I bought myself a drink for like $10 and then one of the girls told me she'd get fully naked and do a private lap dance for like $20. I felt really bad about it and left. I know a few dudes who unironically go to strip clubs in brisbane and spend heaps of money and I seriously don't get why

>>17589182
learn what low caps are in the crypto space and how to buy them. buy some BTC or ETH, and send it to an exchange called KuCoin. get VRA (verasity) and wait 2-3 weeks for an easy 300-500%. YW.

>>17589772
Why not buy a duplex and have your renter pay your mortgage. When your a washed up crazy roastie with no earning prospects you will thank me.

>>17589520
Peter Schiff is a kike with zero credibility, only newfags and retards listen to him. unironically buy chainlink, do your own research instead of just listening to scheming Jews trying to sell you gold

>>17592430
>>17592495
ok boomer

>>17589182
RSR. Buy the dip.

At first I thought this was a larp, but the more I read this thread, the more I'm convinced this might be real.

And if so, damn this stripper made more gains than 95% of the board. what the fuck bros.

How the fuck do people find this mongolian board anyway?

listen w*oman just buy link, some gold, btc, and spy on dips and more on the big dip and by the time you hit the wall you will have made it

>>17592592
Pic related

I had a distant family member who was dumb as a bag of rocks, raised in the ghetto, got in trouble with the law, not really seeming as if he’d go anywhere in life, and he eventually made several dozen k from bitcoin. Allah works in mysterious ways.

You’re making this complicated and you provided no time stamp and your onlyfans is empty. You’re definitely a fat faggot pretending to be what he thinks a girl acts like but I’ll answer the question.


You’re making this complicated for no reason, complicated investing is for poor people and people who do it for a living. People who have thousands to invest when young don’t need to complicate it. Stop trying to make a million on one investment, you will make millions over the years by simply buying the big name stocks.

1. Google search “best vanguard etfs”. Pick one and throw money into it consistently.

2. If you want to satisfy your gambling addiction also pick from the blue chips, the big name stocks and invest whatever you want whenever you want. Shit like Tesla apple Disney Walmart Amazon Coca Cola etc you’re guaranteed to make a lot of money over the years when you’re throwing in thousands and some will pay you dividends for owning it

It’s this simple no reason you need to make it anymore complicated like these degenerates because you’re not poor.

still dont know where you located???

anyway really like your style at least u put money into investments rather than drugs and shit like that...

>>17590678
Sage this proves its a larp

>>17592770
how so?

>>17589182
>I’m a stripper and I’m making $3000 a week In the slow season
based simp exploiter

>>17589342
have u got an only fans? ill pay 2 Link a month to see some braps

>>17589405
>I’m feeling very manic
What you need is a mental health evaluation.

>>17589342
Do you know Lisa? She’s was at crazy horse.

>>17589471
This.
>>17589454
This man is a low level scammer and if you fall for this obvious bait you deserved to be scammed.

>>17589182
Market is crashing, but shorting products