/biz/ - Business & Finance

Why does god never let me win?

>>17582525
if your brown just end yourself lmao

>>17582525
Because you rely on luck and not fact.

Imagine the crash when it starts to go through Congress

>>17582525
unironically because of your unrepentant heart

>futures mooning

The bulls are back in town, bros!

>>17582525
more often than not, you must feel pains before you can feel gains. become a long term chad, and eventually it'll make sense

Today was a good day

bears will never learn

Here's to limiting my alcohol consumption to (at most) a bottle of wine in the evening
:D
I'm gonna be healthy bros
I'm already looking pretty good (no homo) was checking myself out int he mirror just now

>everything is awful
>Fed: BULL MARKET BUY MORE PLEASE

So are we all short now? Massive bear flag.
Futures is a market of retards. If we open up for more than an hour I'd be surprised.

Take a moment for all anonymous users to spit on weedfags grave. All trip users take a moment to denounce weedfag. If you see a trip user posting before denouncing him, ask why.

>>17582582
If you're long in this market you must at least be hedged. I'm all-in short because this shit is going to get way worse before it gets better.

>>17582587
S

>>17582587
I feel with 80% certainty that you are weedbro, no one actually cares about him enough to post something like this

>>17582582
I'm very cautiously short into thurs/fri, positioned at close today. Not any weekly garbage too.

best it'll do is go down to 300 before it gets fucking pumped AGAIN

CALIFORNIA STATE OF EMERGENCY
CALIFORNIA STATE OF EMERGENCY
CALIFORNIA STATE OF EMERGENCY

>>17582538

im white and god has still foreskin me!

>>17582659

>>17582659
States that voted for bernie are cursed by god, clearly

>tfw too spooked to go to a restaurant or even the grocery store because of coronavirus
i just want to get my taco bell without getting fucking bat aids

>>17582664
doubt it

Internet went out for five minutes. INSTANT PANIC.

>>17582501
>5% in 1 hour of daytrading
it's not much bros but this is kinda calming desu

>>17582689
just get the taco bell
make sure you put the fire sauce on it
fire sauce kills virus and bacteria

>>17582689
It's not worth the risk. It gets into your nervous system and does who know what damage 20 years from now

>>17582659
>5 people infected
>all white people
>state of emergency
>/biz : b-b-but muh sample of 8 ace2 receptor Asians!!!!! Reeeee!!!

Fuck you, cumskins.

Who's the robin hood of futures. I wanna trade these YM minis.

DO WE END UP DOWN 1000 TOMORROW I CAN'T STAND THIS SHIT IM 22 AND THIS FUCKING MARKET IS GIVING ME A FUCKING PANIC ATTACKS

>>17582710
>>17582716
duality of man

COME ON OPEC GIMME THE JUICE. GIMME GIMME GIMME. YOU GOTTA CUT BECAUSE PANIC AND DEVASTATION AND MASS BANKRUPTCIES WILL COME TO YOU IF YOU DON'T POST:

TRIM BACK PRODUCTION OIL CHAN

>THIS IS WHAT A HEALTHY ECONOMY LOOKS LIKE
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/RPONTSYD

>>17582739
Italians are way more white than the average american, we already knew it could infect whites and everybody else weeks ago if you didn't listen to schizos or denialists.

>>17582750
up, fuck the fed -___-

>market dips late january into february
>springs back up because coronavirus starts looking like it's not a big deal
>infections quietly spread over the next few weeks and deaths start spiking
>panic sets in, market plunges
>starting to look like coronavirus is priced in and things are quieting down
>infections starting to let loose in the US
>probably a week or two until mass contagion and death rates begin spiking because the US isn't willing to go to draconian measures to trap residents in quarantine zones

The market has yet to see its real crash. This isn't over by a long shot.

>>17582759
This is why man can become like God. Fucking trading stocks and eating taco bell will make you feel like a God especially after a line of cocaine.

>>17582739
This is all a white mans game so shut the fuck up and eat your tendies.

How is snss looking to go?

>>17582766
yeah it was 100b today right?

QE4

>>17582770
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN MEAN MAN?

>>17582766
Just casually injecting 80 billion dollars into the economy overnight, no biggie.

>>17582750
Buy like hell and come back in a few months
>>17582763
Russia isn’t down with that

>>17582788
Fucking bullish.

>>17582792
see
>>17582766
>>17582793

>>17582792
see
>>17582766

>>17582796
>Russia isn’t down with that
Russia will cut last second. As always. This is a broken record habit will them the last several occasions. Pace around and whinge and moan and then give in at the last possible moment.

>>17582766

>>17582766
How is this legal

>>17582792
See
>>17582815
>>17582812

>>17582812
>>17582815
>>17582838
see
>>17582823

>>17582834
Because Trump need green numbers go up, red numbers bad, red numbers no no

>>17582525
He doesn’t think you can handle it yet. Gods gifts are a blessing not a burden.

>>17582844

>>17582812
>>17582815
>>17582838

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT MEAN I HAVE A BACHELORS IN PHYSICAL EDUCATION MAN IM JUST TRYING TO MAKE ENOUGH TO BUY SOME EXTRA GAMES

So guys, what are you looking forward to?
For me, I'm going to be pushing into AMD harder especially with the news about the nuke computing super computers.

For other things, I'm watching and waiting. I'm waiting for Norwegian Cruise Line to drop even harder as the coronavirus burns through.
Ultimately though I'm looking at things that are looking like good dividend yields.
I am hoping for a downturn to get in on some long standing long living things but it is what it is.

>>17582834
because these people make the money? lmao

Hoping AMD takes a hit tomorrow
I'll buy in this time I promise

>>17582864
The federal reserve is basically printing billions of dollars per night and giving it to banks in order to feign strong performance. We hit a record 100 billion dollars in one night last night.

>>17582869
>So guys, what are you looking forward to?
Boomers dying of the coronavirus

>>17582863
Kek.

>>17582864
this shit's being artificially propped up by the powers that be and is a bubble waiting to burst

>>17582875
Please do, join the cult of AMD with Priestess Su in charge. She is an angel incarnate

>>17582869
When this is all over I'm definitely dropping some big money on AMD, Intel is fucking crumbling internally even before the economic turmoil and AMD is perfectly primed to usurp them.

If we get another dump like last week, i'm going all in on KO options these are crazy cheap

>>17582750
WTF dude? You got time to recover

>>17582777
what did our lord and savior mean by this?

>>17582896
The architect of Zen is working at INTC now

tomorrow's dump is going to be BIBLICAL

>>17582923
you've been saying this all week, im a bear myself but why do you think the fed cant keep this charade going for months or even a few more weeks

>>17582923
G code?

>Activate ze crab

>>17582957
jesus can you imagine?

Just backed up the TRUCK

BOUGHT BIG INTO MATTYSOFT AND MR. VISA

HOW'D I DO BOYYYS?!

>>17582818
I'm loving these cheap oil prices... I want to accumulate while the getting is good.

>>17582875
Last time I browsed and participated in these threads before i became strictly crypto trader it was $7....i should have never left senpai

>>17582983
Fucking high IQ Chad move here. Fucking went all in on AMD here and feeling good.

thinking about yoloing into VTIQ

>>17582938
Honestly the fed has been doing this for years. I don't think he understands how any of this works.

>>17582976
JUST ADDED $600 of AMAT
cuz... itll eventually be lower but...
Check that pic
And cramer’s Oscillator

>>17582938
they can go for years. The people getting fucked by the fed don't matter to them or anyone in power.

>>17582659
California should be in a state of Emergency for the last 20 years

That state is constantly falling apart

>>17582938
real bears saw this dead cat bounce and loaded up on puts at the top just like last week.

its your own retarded fault you cant make money in this economy

hnnnnngggg

>>17583019
They haven't been dealing with the consequence of a pandemic for years. They can manipulate demand by throwing money into people's pockets but they can't manipulate supply when mass quarantines start and people are too sick to work.

>>17582781
>>>>>>>>>B𝓪ck to reddit

>>17583061

CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR SAYS STATE HAS 53 CONFIRMED CASES OF CORONAVIRUS- RTRS

Is this bullish?

>>17583016
honestly sounds pretty good.
need to take a look at supply chains, but yeah...
>Nikola has more than 14,000 pre-orders representing more than $10 billion in potential revenue and two-and-a-half years of production, according to a joint statement.

>>17583044
Trump just said the other day that it hurts savers but he wants powell to do it anyways.

It's amazing to see him give up the ghost like that. It'd be like if he said "tariffs are a tax, I'm imposing a tax."

>>17583061
yeah I guess those gams are not bad

>>17583079
fake news

kind of in a long position with crypto right now, looking to exit out of it during the next bull run hopefully with a couple million. What do you guys reccomend as the next best thing in stocks?

I do like biotechs so I might just research some pre-rev companies and drop some money on them each.

>>17583087
pretty much everyone not deep into assets

>>17583082
source MT Newswires

>>17583079
Maybe, it'll be a long time before people realize we were undersupplied in basic healthcare supplies before this even started.

What's bullish are these:
>>17583087
>>17582976

What's the most volatile thing I can trade on Robinhood?
I'm thinking options on a 3x leveraged ETF

>>17583098
Mind med.

Remember me when you've really made it.

>>17583061
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF THIS SHOULD BE CRASHING

>>17583100
desperately trying to get longer now, still 30% cash and hating it. Wish I'd bought more friday

>>17583065
Ok God this corona shit again, look buddy do you seriously think this will be worse than sars was? Did you bother looking at the charts when that was around? Do you see where we are now?

With all the bull vs bear shitposting, I'm just stopping by to say I don't care if the market swings one way or the other. I work the block desk at well-known firm and the aggregate orders of all you fucks make my life hell regardless of direction. Thanks for reading my blog and consider suicide before I do.

>>17583098
Hard Tech
- Semis
- Microsoft, Google, Apple etc

>>17583098
What crypto do you hold?

FUUUUUUUUCK
IM FUCKED TOMORROW
YOU SAID THIS WOULD BE THE BULLRUN FUUUUUCK

>>17583124
It already is you retard. Do you even know anything about it?

>>17582788
There will be more price shenanigans like yesterday and today for a bit, but I think we're gonna repeat the pattern from last week, will drop again tomorrow into the 80s for maybe half and hour, crawl back up through the 90s then have a big spike up at close. Friday will probably crab or only go up marginally. Monday the price will pump because their EPS/CC is on Tuesday, which probably won't tell us too much new shit so price will go down until Thursday when they release the 400mg data pre-market, and present it at Whistler. After that? EVERYTHING becomes dependent on that data.

>>17583125
>consider suicide before I do
No and goodluck to you. I suggest drinking your pains away like everyone else.

>>17583124
Very convincing,Chang. Super organic reply!

>>17583135
you know the one.

w-w-where is my BEAR MARKET????? i want to by my favorite companies for cheap: BRK.B, JNJ, COST, MKC, ECL, O plus more

remember the trade war?

did we win the trade war?

>>17583167
>fastest weekly drop ever
>where is my fast drop

You have to wait.

we got too cocky bullbros :/>>17583076

>>17583167
COST is now a memestock

>>17583167
Dow futures are down 100.... how much more blood do you want?

>>17583141
Oh Christ yeah I do, literally more people die of the flu every year and that's why it will crash? Gtfo with this Corona shit, honestly this whole dip was super uber rich fucks using corona as an excuse and cover to move their assets around. You think like a small spec

MUH FUTURES

>>17583079
Yes, anon, bad things happening to California are bullish.

>>17583201
They do though
Until after hours closes

>>17583190
>t. Ezekiel Herschel Wang-Tong
FUCK
OFF
SHILL

YOU ARE SO TRANSPARENT
LMAO

>>17583124

>>17583201
Based

>>17583190
>year
I mean obviously how long has corona been around for?

>>17583124
Wake up sheeple
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sAooT_1583234498

>>17583215
Go back to stocknigs, queermo felon
Be real tho did you suck dicks in jail? How many

>>17583169
The second China's production stopped and people started considering the dangers of having too many eggs in the coofbasket, we won the trade war automatically because China lost all of it's leverage.

>>17583190
It uhhhh also coincided with Bernie gaining momentum into the big primaries... so there's that

>>17583227
Here’s your (You) now please go back
We in here making money and shit nigga

Texas conference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgtZFTTzSZo

Just shorted 7k on 290p 3/20
am I a genius or a dumb ass?

>>17583243
Yeah if you are going to rely on JIT you need redundancy.

>>17583227
>>17583229
Adding this to my cringe compilation.

>>17583243

>>17583215
Denounce weednigger

>>17583078
seconded

>>17583258
Wtf are you talking about and ytf would you short anything after a rate cut????

>>17583258
Ech I'd say dumb but there are a ton of retarded bears here to hold your hand and give you a false sense of security.

If you can’t make money on a day like today then maybe you should exit the market ASAP

>>17583122
I need to know the source of this milking comic

PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>17583275
This is terrible bait
On the off change it isn’t, look up what has happened after the last few cuts :)

>>17583125
you're welcome

>>17583295
Props to the dude who made this, this is good.

Uhhhhh bros?????

>>17583243
but don't we still need to get them to sign some kind of agreement, so that we can remove the tariffs?

>>17583306
Nuuuuu I bought the paaammmmppp!!!

BROS?!?!?!

https://twitter.com/DarcyBurner/status/1234946039901085697

>>17583323
Yes, but now they have no leverage. So they will sign, or implode even worse.

>>17583320
Still fake but suddenly funny even though it never was all the other times

>>17583320
Fake and gay

>futties
My fucking calls are definitely worthless now

It’s so fucking tiresome
I’m getting out tomorrow

>>17583154
Are there any other places you post about Snss besides here and Stocktwits?

>>17583354
Based and stockholm pulled
Anyone have the others from this morning?

>>17583320
I can use an html inspector too

>>17583346
That bitch is a schizo and oxygen != ventilator lmao
>t. The last white doctor in Baltimore

>>17583359
uhhhhh
you don't seriously trust futures that much do you?
it's just a bear raid from all the sour smallspecs who are coronadooming.

Watch the Nikkei

Send a message to the Eurocucks that they're not allowed to sell tomorrow. I want to see 5% on the Cac40 the Dax and the FTSE.

>>17583393
Nikkei usually just follows the US market.

>>17583367
Almost certainly r*ddit though I personally don’t give enough of a fuck to bother looking. This dude is pathetic.

Poomp it

>>17583306
noooo not the futurinos

Daily doubling of US cases shall begin before the weekend.

the person below me has coronavirus. if your post is above or beneath any posts with that id, you contract it. good luck smg

>>17583414
Damn it feels good to be a bearchad

>>17583346
This coal burner is talking crazy talk.

>>17583359
Futures don’t mean shit

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

THE PEOPLE BEHIND ME ARE COUGHING IN CLASS

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DONT I HAVE A MASK?!? HOW LONG DOES THIS REALLY SURVIVE ON SURFACES.

he keeps coughing bros, and it’s a like a smokers cough where it sounds a little mucousy... I don’t want to kill my relative by carrying corona to them... I don’t want to get kidney damage... or infertility

>>17583403
Or does it lead it?

>>17583437
But that means you got it too

>>17583437
* cough *

>>17583306
I see two cases tomorrow, a morning dump (panic selling from those who bought in at 3+%) into a green day or just straight up green the whole day

>>17583457
We aren't getting another green day, we'll get a crab day at best before The Dumpening.

>>17583437
Bull shit I already got visited by the cat doctor and have immunities.

>>17583446
Desperate anxious bull cope

First New Jersey victim

He keeps fucking coooofinnnggg
And talking
Aaaaaaaa

Remember, the second the CDC officially declares a pandemic the markets crash with no survivors again. Google Pandemic Bonds.

HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG

infection count: 5 so far

>>17582739
>California
>White

Why the fuck did it go down -5% yesterday and now +5% today. Nothing makes sense

If you're bulling tonight remember you can just hedge by buying inverse funds tomorrow morning if you're scared of a dive. Better than going down with the ship.

>>17583496
(I think that you mean the WHO, not the CDC)

I still am surprised that the WHO didn't declare pandemic yet. They seem a bit... incompetent

>>17583514
Bear flag. Might be one red day followed by a very mild, low volume green friday followed by a massive Monday dump. Otherwise, massive dump tomorrow, depends if the floor of the flag gives out tomorrow.

>>17583514
It makes sense when it will go down -5% tomorrow

>>17583499
>non asian on bloomberg
what's going on? they get coronavirus?

>>17583534
>>17583539
Nice guesses, just like everyone else for yesterday or monday, and previous week. Fuck this, just throwing dice this time

>>17583406
I listened to him and made a small profit off snss and I still hold a very small position but to see the level in which he discusses this with himself and other people it’s actually a bit sad.

Several cases are being declared on the news in Canada

>chinks trying to pull the "origin is not china" card
well duh, you retards stole it from canada then accidentally let it loose 3 years later

>>17583491
>No, the real answer of what the most important building if for US capital markets, and not just stocks, but all assets classes, as under its roof on a daily basis electronic trades representing many trillions of dollars’ worth of equities, derivatives, currencies, and fixed-income take place, is the Equinix NY4 data center, located at 755 Secaucus Road, in Secaucus, NJ 07094

Oh nononono

>>17583546
"The percentage of stock market days up from ‘96 – 2016 was 53.29%. The percentage of stock market days down was 46.71%."

https://einvestingforbeginners.com/stock-market-days-vs-percentage/

>>17583540
all the chinks died

>>17583556
>have $2000 in HXD.TO
>might also die of corona
I am happy yet afraid.

I got the feeling that today would have been an excellent time to load up on puts and sqqq/sdow calls but I couldn't bring myself to do it

short chinese cars

>>17583581
Might still get a chance if tomorrow isn't a downwards breakthrough. Your next opportunity will be Friday if it doesn't breakthrough tomorrow.

>me: *buys calls*
>stock market: LIKE A SUMBODY FUCK U BIC

21 sick on latest ship
53 in California (up from 26 yesterday)
1 death in California

Holy shit.
Normies in my class weren’t even aware of this until they got the email from the school this morning.

Why haven’t they cancelled classes. They declared this is a state of emergency. These spineless fucking beauraucrats what the goddamn hell.

This guy keeps coofing. He keeps talking so he keeps coofing. I hate these overtly social people... he doesn’t even know about the virus and he keeps fucking coofing

well yeah but whats gonna happen to tesla

>>17583600
Just go all-in SQQQ tomorrow first thing, worst case scenario you miss the opening drop, still get to catch the gains until we hit the ground.

>>17583613
Is this bullish?

>>17583622
Based coofer ending the world without knowing it

>>17583622
dont touch anything or talk to anyone state of emergency was for being "prepared in case of a real emergency"

>>17583624
Continue to go up for no apparent reason

>>17583622
the people in charge have no idea what they are doing

there's probably no pandemic guide they have to follow for liability reasons so they don't know what to do.

>>17583649
by god I hope youre right

>boomers haven't priced in a US outbreak yet
Asleep at the fucking wheel.

>>17583641
State of emergency was “start planning don’t panic no need to raid Costco but hey parents do make plans for if/when schools are closed”

>>17583658
Darkpoools are buying oscillator sayings buy.

Either it’s 2008 and we’re fucked or you should buy stocks.

>>17583661
It was actually to load up all your AR mags and put on body armor and take to the streets

the chinese and norks are going to be the only people alive after coronachan claims all the countries because of their do nothing governments

>>17583622
are you in California/Washington/New York?

>>17583658
nowhere to turn
can't go into cash or bonds
stocks it is

>>17583661
Also make preparations to work from home

This guy is the only person coughing. It’s over for me. But I’m moving.

Yikes. Futures look pretty grim, bullbros

>>17583632
what do u think it'll open at?

>>17583690
Motherfucking Los Angeles.
Home of the homeless

>>17583689
based norks closed border and shot the one corona patient on sight

Trump calling the fed as we speak for another "stimulus"

>>17583704
why are you in Los Angeles

Alright I'm going to bed bros, hope u all make some money tomorrow.

Ratsu...
Is IVZ a divvy trap?

>>17583728
why arent you in Los Angeles too expensive?

>>17582766
>THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, CITIZEN
>PLEASE CONTINUE TO BUY PRODUCTS

>>17583709
OMFG YOURE JOKING
I WENT LONG EOD AND NOW ITS GONNA GO DOWN HARDER THAN YESTERDAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>>17583728

>>17583690
I work for a pretty big international company with an office in the US. All travel has been frozen and any day now we're going to be told not to come into the office and it would be for an extended time. Clock is ticking, and this is about to happen on such a huge scale.

>>17583476
I neither bull nor bear, just based off how for the last week and a half they’ve offered 0 indication on the next days open

>>17583338
based ahmed

>>17583767
so if i have a shit load of bonds I will get 3% divvy on them?

>>17583632

What's the ground

>>17583767
lmao how many times did the yield inverse last year?

>>17583748
I'm not the rat of course, but you should be buying IVZ heavy
load up the truck

>>17583756
nah

>>17583794
The blue line is now.
So no, you get NOTHING!

>>17583810
It has the march 2018/19 curves right there
Notice something different though?
>hint: -2%

>>17583784
but no pandemic declared yet
it really makes you think, does it not?

>>17583774
dont worry, another £100bn will appear in the market overnight :-)

>>17583813
>nah
PRICED OUT. It's okay buddy

First Texas victim

>>17583838
THAT DOESNT UNCLENCH MY CHEEKS

>>17583774
>NOW ITS GONNA GO DOWN HARDER THAN YESTERDAY
No shit...

https://slate.com/technology/2020/03/coronavirus-mortality-rate-lower-than-we-think.html

>>17583556
Canada is irrelevant, most of our maple syrup is just corn sugar

We're gonna make it bobo frens, just hang in there.

>>17583824
Only if you’re too stupid to understand that keeping people calm is only way you can keep them behaving in any relatively rational manner.

>>17583838
Wait. Will it though? Is someone going to do some stimulus tonight?

I gotta go watch Hannity. Futures down 200 fucking points already. Fuck I just wanted to make a couple yang on the TMV and GME.

>>17582710
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ASX IS GETTING ANNIHILATED AAAAAA

BRB I need to take a poo poo pee pee I just had some spicy nacho doritorino's and I think they already made their way through my small intestines jesus they work quick LOL

It's lookin' good out there bullbros

>>17583891
idk just memeing desu. they have twice this week already though
https://apps.newyorkfed.org/markets/autorates/tomo-results-display?SHOWMORE=TRUE&startDate=01/01/2000&enddate=01/01/2000

>>17583923
What does the N stand for?

>>17583875
>slate

Fake news

>>17583294
How?

>>17583935
Why, it stands for NIGGERLOL XD

>>17583414
Oil thanks you, straya.

>>17583943
would corona

Hey fags, wanna have a laugh?


IRBR3

>>17583951
calling racists soiboys is one of the biggest copes i've seen on this board

>>17583970
Go on...

>>17583590
old news. came out yesterday.

>>17583923

Reminder

>>17583924
>https://apps.newyorkfed.org/markets/autorates/tomo-results-display?SHOWMORE=TRUE&startDate=01/01/2000&enddate=01/01/2000
THANK YOU
I've been looking for this to add to my investing bookmarks and possibly a future pastebin

>>17583943
I'm going to have a fetish for those masks before this is all over. The Chinese camgirls started it because they didn't want The Man knowing exactly who was doing the lewd streaming.

>>17583985
so I have 3 more days

>>17582706
what anime

When's it gonna drop? I'm all in SQQQ

>>17583923
Imagine if it actually held that trend line. It would truly be "stonks only go up".

NO SURVIVORS

>>17583985

God, I hope so. My 3/20 MSFT calls will be on fire at that rate.

>>17583709
ok, now this is bullish

>>17583978
Wow, all those words for you to just say a buzzword. Just type out "cope" next time you fucking brainlet. Think of something better next time

>>17583985
This makes no sense, how the fuck is the largest single day point drop the small candle

>>17584010
oh god...
i bought the top again
weak hands get out reeeeeeee

>>17584010
eplain your xmas lights

>>17583985
we're one dip to the right

>>17583985
Also this would mean we’re going back to ATH in the near term

>>17584008
what price?

AND WE ARE BACK. Bears BTFOed . ATHs incoming, no way will the next few sessions be red.

>>17584057
kek

>>17583979
IRBR3 was giving wonderful returns for more than a year, their price went up in a very nice curve. Last month a single investment fund published a 154 pages paper explaining why they were going all-in in shorting them, and Buffett publicly claimed that he was not investing in them. Boom, their shit got shoad.

>>17584057
amazing

up 30% from when I shilled it this morning, most people don't even know this exists

>>17584057
a single line and this man has bears BTFO
well done lad
well done

>>17584057
ROCK SOLID ta

>>17584057
>tfw i bought
why you gotta hurt me like this?

Who bought the bottom
*raise hands*

>>17583556
I know for a fact from a friend that is a nurse that they are hiding it. The hospital she works at has 6 cases, yet supposedly there is only one in QC so far. I think they just don't want people to panic

>>17584170
sounds bullish

>>17584167
Nobody tell him.

Oh we're fucked... Just heard on Hannity that Ukraine has opened the investigation into Biden's quid pro quo.... The market isn't going to be happy now that our boy is going down.

>>17584026
It's all relative. Percentages matter more than point drops.

>>17584193
You have no idea how badly wallstreet wants trump to win a 2nd term. Biden is better than Bernie, but two scoops of trump is fucking fantastic.

>>17584193
Sleepy Joe is not my boi

>>17584156
>Buy high
>Sell ____?

>an american Carnival cruise is being forced to stay at sea in fear some of their passengers have coronavirus
>an american Carnival cruise is being forced to stay at sea in fear some of their passengers have coronavirus
>an american Carnival cruise is being forced to stay at sea in fear some of their passengers have coronavirus
>an american Carnival cruise is being forced to stay at sea in fear some of their passengers have coronavirus
>an american Carnival cruise is being forced to stay at sea in fear some of their passengers have coronavirus
>an american Carnival cruise is being forced to stay at sea in fear some of their passengers have coronavirus
>an american Carnival cruise is being forced to stay at sea in fear some of their passengers have coronavirus

>>17584224
never

>>17584049
Averaged $21

>>17584230
slowpoke1.jpg

>>17584230
buy the cruise dip

>>17584224
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

but the s&p short range oscillator!!!
But the darkpools!!

>>17584230
never should've closed that CCL short... goddamn

>>17584230
Enjoy having that ship being stucked in your ports for a month

>>17584230
imagine paying money to get on a cruise ship in 2020

>>17584230
SHOOOOOOORT THAT SHIT BIATCH

>>17584253
do they still get bomb ass food? every cruise i've been on had surf an turf and whatnot...

>>17584260
If I get the virus, once I'm done I'm going on a cheap cruise and hoping the reinfection thing is bullshit

>>17584260
I dunno, they probably treat you pretty nicely while you get immune to the virus and then go home with an I survived the death princess t-shirt.

>>17584260
Someone I know went on a cruise that departed the other day. They went to Disney World on February 28. How fucked are they?

>>17584193
You have no knowledge of Ukrainian politics or history. You have no ability to vet a news source. I’m surprised you’re literate.

Please kill yourself.

>>17584277
it would be cool if the painted one of the boats black and red and called it the death princess, and you had to test positive for c-vir to get on it.

otherwise nah

>>17584269
they got grilled cheese and baked potatoes delivered to their rooms
sounded pretty deluxe

So are we green or red tomorrow? While I’d want to say red, I feel that the Fed is going to do everything in its power to stop that from happening. This sucks for me because I bought a bunch of puts on a leveraged inverse small cap ETF that expires on the 20th this morning.

>>17584277
you also can bring home your mail order bride in style right bagholder?

>BA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The 1 month yield is almost the same as a 10 year yield? What capitalist nonsense are you spewing? Please return to purchasing stocks to keep our economy strong comrade. Don't pay attention to that nonsense.

>>17584316
It's fine.

>>17584299
Green.

>>17584316
>possible
someone has the sniffles and coof

>>17584230
Just think. Some anons probably closed their CCL puts today in the psuedo bull market

>>17584316
Boeing is the meme that keeps delivering
exquisite

>>17584299
I want a red day but that feels too easy. Futures probably recover about 2 hours before the open and we get another 2%+ day before the next crashening. No one will get out unscathed from this madness.

>>17584340

Dont usully send Fire Department for that. Probably a Corona Collapse.

So this is how I've been going about my dividends. It's all chump change compared to some of you, but a start is a start. Anyone have any ideas of what I should be getting rid of/adding? I based this off of divie bro's calendar since it seemed like it could help me keep track of it

>>17584316
this is bullish

Has any bull figured out that paying ALL staff months of sick pay while simultaneously having $0 sales is actually BAD for the bottom line?

>>17584366
>the chad SQQQ dividend portfolio
I love it
also 'acquire' has a 'c' in it

>>17584380
>beartard
thats as bullish as bulls get

i hope anons prediction for tomorrow is right

>>17584366
No mrk?
For shame! It’s on a mega-dip!

>>tripfag
Retard
You want them to go without pay? The world economy depends on the us consoomer. Go huff your own farts and drop your name until you become someone worth paying attention to

I want the bears to rule!

>>17584418
I think bears SUCK

>>17584386
One would think Illustrator would catch that when making it! Figured if I'm going to hold bear shit I may as well get something for it

>>17584418
>from my point of view the bulls are evil!

>>17584485
>>17584485
>>17584485

>>17584485
>>17584485
>>17584485

alas, we must depart

>>17584485
>>17584485

>>17584485

>>17583359
>I’m getting out tomorrow
yeah people keep sayin this

>>17584468
Do not fear Powell’s feeble pump my faithful. Nothing will stop the return of the Bears!

>>17583981
>came out yesterday.
a week ago*
slow poke

>>17584409
That and O seems to have taken a pretty good dip. For whatever reason I didn't know MRK paid one out, and the .55 or so every quarter basically is the same as the .22 that O pays monthly. I may do both now!

>>17584366
>QYLD
Interesting

>>17584584
It pays monthly, cheap, and averages .18 per share. That wasy first one when I started lurking last year sometime, seemed to be an essential amongst others around here