/biz/ - Business & Finance

>he buys cups of coffee
could you be any more of a faggot?

>>17576662
is the joke that anyone who owns crypto will be rich in 10 years?

10 years ago that coffee would have been 25 bitcoins

>>17576662
you're retarded

>>17576662
>denominating in fractions of BTC instead of sats
this will get you targeted and killed in the future for being a holder

>>17576662
If this ever become widespread it will be more like.
>The total is $2.00
>Customer holds up their btc wallet QR code to the scanner, the employee never even thinks about btc or the conversion.

>>17576662
>what is tokenized fiat on bsv?

>hi i'd like to buy a cup of coffe
>that will be 1 LINK sir

remember that the token's price will be pegged to a cup of coffee

>>17576871
based and linkpilled

>>17576871
I love cheap coffee tho

>>17576662
>Hi Id like to buy a cup of coffee
>sure that will be $2 eUSD
>*scans QR code on phone, sends transaction with one click*
>*transaction comes through immediately*
>thank you for your purchase, have a nice day sir
>wew can you imagine when we didnt have BSV for instant, cheap microtransactions. what a hassle that was haha

>>17577148
>sir please pay
>I just did
>can you show the confirmation please
>no just trust me, oh and I'm satoshi nakamoto

>>17577198
Lmao rekt

Ever since Walmart stopped giving out bags I stopped paying

>>17577198
kek

Only redditors want to pay coffee with BTC.

>>17576662
Serious question. Has anybody here actually bought anything with crypto? Not including darkweb sites.

>>17577301
This

I can’t imagine the average BMI of retards who pay with BTC

>>17577449
what a pathetic attempt to defend bitcoin's lack of scalability.

>>17577198
hahahaha

>that will be 4 sats

Ftfy faggot ass soiboi

>>17576662
>>Hi, I'd like to buy a cup of coffee.
>>That will be 0.00025 a 1kg gold bar, sir.
>Gold is a fucking joke.
RIP in peice OPs dignity

>>17576748
this
the stupid barista will have no clue what sort of currency is being used for the transaction

>>17576871
>$1000 coffee
no thanks

>that will be 0.0000000000000000000001 nulink

>>17576662
The joke is you friend. In a post-Chainlink world it will go like this:
>I’d like a cup of coffee ma’am
>Here is you coffee please to be knowing your acquaintance
>walk out of store
>sensors detect your phone’s wallet app where you keep small (6 figure) quantities of pocket money.
>this initiates a request to a Smart Oracle that uses geolocation data to determine whether you could have bought a coffee
>meanwhile, another Smart Oracle checks the coffee shop’s cryptoledger to determine whether a coffee was actually sold
>additional Smart Oracles match these data up against the Smart Contract terms I signed with the coffee shop.
>my phone dings please approve transfer of 0.25 SATS to coffee shop from you Link wallet
>I tap Ok

>>17577900
>I tap Ok
Cuck

>>17577900
>He didn't tap deny to avoid paying
Ngmi

>>17576662

priced out huh?

We can get you some coin still, here, put this wig on and open those pretty lips.

>>17576662
>sir that will be 250 sats

Sounds fine to me.

>>17578078
we could really use a better term than "sats" though

>fiat transaction bad
>imaginary token transaction good
imagine I attached some onions picture

>>17576871
link is a token, not a currency.
It's basically a stock for shitters who can't get on the stock market.

>>17576662
>That will be 25 KSatoshi, sir.

>>17577900
>Tap decline
>Oracles align my behavior against the behavior of reputable citizens
>My social score goes down by 7.3 points
>I try to enter the Booty Brothel at the Citadel
>Denied: Reputation level does not meet requirements
>Skulk home
>My wife logs into her Husband Smart Monitor
>Finds out I tried to enter the Booty Brothel thus breaking our marriage smart contract
>Divorce litigation handled by oracles
>I am down to 0.5 Link
>Can a man start a new life with $500,000?

Remember to record the transaction so you can pay capital gains tax on your sale of BTC.

>>17578180
If the Booty Brothel had used mixicles you wouldn't have had that problem.

>>17576748
The future is already now, old man. Crypto.com

>>17577198
kek

>>17577449
I'll be paying with the much more quick and refined, LTC.

>>17578106
shekels

>>17576662
LINK solves this problem

>>17576662
it wont be when a coffee cost 5 sats

>>17576662
B A S E D
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>>17576662
>that'll be 3 DAI sir, thanks.

That's what stablecoins are for retard