/biz/ - Business & Finance

BEAR WEEK NOW

Gay

>>17573282
fucking hope so first time i've shorted anything

>DOW JONES KEEPS GOING HIGHER

Is the crash cancelled boys, or are the feds saying fuck it and pumping the market into oblivion to save their jobs and hides?

We making money today. NOTHING BUT SKY!

WHY DOES YUMCHINA KEEP GOING UP

NO ONE IS IN THE RESTAURANTS

>>17573261
>Red id
>Bearposting
Red week we go

I'm 60 percent in cash, 40 percent in miners. Idk what to do right now

SOMEONE POST A THREAD THEME FOR GOD SAKES

SQQQ or TVIX

>wsb btfo
>redditArds btfo
>bears btfo
>puts and shorts btfo

Today was a very good day

>>17573297
that means there are no complaints on the food

>>17573261
>mfw danganronpa-posting

mumu get rekt. whoever shorted tesla per the anons comments in the previous thread are well in the green

>>17573303
>40 percent in miners

kill yourself pedo

So does anyone have a reason why this is swinging up? I was looking forward to another downturn.
You guys think we'll have a drop this afternoon?

BEARTRAP CONFIRMED
BIDEN NOM
800 MILLION FOR AMERICAN SAMOA
SANDERS DONE, WILL PROBABLY DIE OF CORONAVIRUS ANYWAY LOL
2 STRAINS OF COVID-19 CONFIRMED, WE PROBABLY FUCKED LONG-TERM

Red by end of day

>>17573315
volatile market, like in 2018, ride the snake

I'm just saying I said last night about 2am, the results from super Tuesday change nothing about where we stand with the virus, the same reason it didn't care about a rate cut.

>>17573303
If you don't know what you're doing you can buy in after Q1 and Q2 ERs. You will make less but your risk should be minimized substantially.

>>17573293
I mean the market can’t possibly get any better than this until Coronavirus dies in summer so might as well -ump it

Imagine believing that companies having to pay sick leave for extended periods while also halting sales is somehow bullish

>>17573315
biden

its only gonna last a little while

market wants to die

>>17573305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzDVaKRApcg

https://sifted.eu/articles/draper-golden-age-eastern-europe/

Ya'll niggas prepare to invest in some Polish Zlotys soon. Just subtle little warning for ya boomers.

>>17573308
>was
>not even 15 min in yet
I don't know if it's retardation or trolling anymore

baby's first real risk
I feel bad for zoomers

Oh no... w-what's this... Bernie Sanders coming from behind the stage to crash the market????

Don't fucking crab today market, come on. Up or down

Oof, that drop. I have no idea whether to expect big gains or crash now. MAKE UP YOUR MINDS ALREADY WALL STREET.

>>17573354
look out HES GOT A GUN

>>17573323
Im seein 0.5 up to 0.5 down

Think thur/fri we win

>central banks all over lower interest rates
>governments literally handing out billions
>fed repo literally hundreds of billions
>>b-b-but muh 500 dollar put options!!reeeee!!

Please please please bears, dca those pits and shorts lmao

>>17573354
Does he really need to run like a fragile jew aswell? Come on now Bernie

>>17573323
I wanna some red, You guys like the color of blood?

>>17573261
we've got green after first 15 min

yea losing money sucks but you know what really hurts? thinking about the girl who liked you and you never asked her out, then she moved away, and it was only after the fact did you realize her feelings

>>17573387
You must be +18 to post here.

>>17573387

B-Bears what happened? Why aren't you posting anymore? What happened Bearcucks?

why is it so easy to make money off penny stocks? literally just buy random shit thats in the 10 cent range and just cash out 5 mins later when it increases 5 cents. its free real estate.

>>17573303
DCA back into a long position over a long period of time. Let things develop. Assuming you sold at the top. So like weekly buy ins with a %. Do it based on your probabilistic view of this downturn and how long it lasts.

Keep an eye on Q1 and Q2 earnings results.

>>17573387
I remember when I used to be a simp too.

>>17573403
TOO BUSY BUYING CHEAPY PUTS

>>17573343
thx

>>17573387
Just find another hole to fuck and you'll be fine

Fuck you yum china. Fucking cunt company

>>17573387
you don't deserve a gf if you don't have any balls.

>>17573387

>>17573387
can't relate tbhq I bench press all the girls who catch my eye
then i tell em im a furry and an absolute beast in bed and that just gets em riled up

>>17573387

>>17573403
Its going to crash when LA County makes their announcement at 8:30 PST

I have both sqqq and tqqq.
I'm always on the winning side.

Boeing's already gone from +$4 premarket, to red. We're closing red boys, 150 points at least.

>>17573403
>b-b-but muh 9 people died!!!! Reeeee
>I-I-it’s so much worster than you know!!!! Reeeeee!!!!!

Lmao, the absolute retardation of bears.

>RISING WEDGE
GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

Oh boy time for the multi-month crab market.

All options are going to get crushed by lower volatility throughout the rest of the month.

Im going to take up painting or something in the meantime, good luck everyone

>>17573341
Go outside people are living their life’s without a care in the world lmao

>>17573444
Calling SEC

>>17573403
TESLA YOU DUMB FAGGOT. BEARS ARE MAKING TONS OF MONEY.

>>17573403
temporary setback

>>17573452
I'm EU, tho

>>17573448
how is this a rising wedge? this is a bearflag you imbecile.

>>17573412
What platform?

>>17573403

How to profit in crab market?

Get on the Biden Blimp.
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/us-stock-futures-jump-after-tuesdays-turmoil-biden-victories-2020-03-04?mod=home-page

>>17573476
write covered calls

>>17573476
first, post the proper pic

>SNSS Anon dumped his stack xDD

Stupid fucking nigger crab market today. I just know it.

>>17573375
6 months to recover shipments isn't that quickly.
also this is probably assuming corona is diminished by start of july at the latest.

usa should really get some more production in-country going. i've heard that 0% antibiotics are produced in the US, everything comes from china.

>>17573443
wut

AMD's Analyst Day tomorrow. Make your bets

Nice scam pump this morning, I'll give you that. But it won't last, we're going down hard soon.

>>17573476
Scalping. Options contracts timing.

Honestly it'd probably easier to just take a break for a little until earnings are sprinkled out.

>>17573476
BUY CRYPTO

alright how does one profit out of thot investing as it seems to be a growing group in the US?

SHE COMIN DOWN!

>>17573493
>Listening to a tripfag ever.
When has a tripfag ever been right here?

10 YR YIELDS AT .976 AND FALLING.

>WHERES JEROME?!?!

>>17573501
US economy might be too screwed for that to happen (labor costs etc.).

lol nice market you got there bulls

>>17573489
> Doesn't realize this media push is the same people screaming BUY STONKS NOW right before they plummeted

>>17573476
Spending your entire day staring at a computer like a degenerate and making trades every 5 minutes to try to profit on tiny market discrepancies.

>>17573493
how can your dump be real when your shares arent real

I'm waiting for the news that Trump is infected

>>17573504
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1235021491659395073

>>17573403
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

BREAKING NEWS

Biden winning super tuesday did not stop the pandemic - CNBC

>>17573465

>>17573542
>implying trump and the full power of the federal reserve system will allows stocks to go down.

Begone bear, repeat after me "backed by the full faith and power of the U.S government"

All this volatility means you guys are missing opportunities. Look up VTIQ. upside is $3B valuation for a 10x return. Reverse merger with a private firm. This is what SPCE did to go public

>>17573543
Your right starting at a screen 9 hours a day for sheckleberg accounting inc is much better?

>>17573532
as long as trump wins he'll solve

>>17573544
shut up nigger

>>17573563
stop peddling

i only trust the tarot guy

>>17573548
nah he's safe. His circulatory system is basically grease and the virus will just get trapped in lipids.

>>17573563
>TA
>drawing random lines after 1 peak
this retardation is truly astonishing

>>17573341
My company is still going. Our grocery stores still have food coming in.

>>17573563
nice spatial intelligence bro. how's that rising wedge working out for you?

>>17573544
Isn't he a trap now?

>>17573563
>literally 2 data points
You think you're really smart don't you.

>>17573586
>>17573603
perfect, we close green

>>17573576
Doubt it. You need to make Americans work for less money than competing countries for it to work.

damn dollar is falling..... i'm getting fucking murdered out here.... buy the new fortnight at the gamestop kids.

>>17573598
Source?
That'd be the funniest thing I've seen all year.

Gimme a pennystock to throw 500 dollars at

>>17573615
>You need to make Americans work for less money

we're good at this, real wages stagnant or declined since the 70's baby!

I'm too nervous to look. Think I'll just sit this day out

>>17573629

>BPMX
>DCIX

enjoy your canned food new yorkers

well this fucking blows right now

>>17573493
No, he didn't. This is another stop-loss raid. These have been happening with more and more frequency as we've been getting closer to the data. If it follows the pattern, we'll see a higher floor before the end of tomorrow.

>>17573611
wishful thinking hurts you as a trader

>>17573641
It’s green today buddy

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>17573629
summer infant

>bears get fucked by overnight pump
>bulls get fucked by dump after open
Literally who wins in this scenario? Someone who bought at close yesterday and sold immediately when markets opened? This is so retarded.

(WHAM) - Four new cases of COVID-19, commonly referred to as novel coronavirus, have been confirmed in New York state.

https://cnycentral.com/news/local/son-of-westchester-man-confirmed-as-3rd-coronavirus-patient-in-ny

Democrats voted against free college education, siding with Republicans... Just another day here in Dumbfuckistan

>>17573683
bears are winning long term. the pump was because of super tuesday.

>>17573659
Not for long.

>>17573683
someone who knows how to spread their legs

>>17573690
Should be free for STEMchads only like myself

>>17573615
well something has to be done. robots, governmental subsidies or tax incentives.

us paid china for production of masks recently and they were on the way when the chinese government had the ship turn around and supply the chinese instead.

it's all fun and games until china fucks other countries over in their hour of need. sure it was "only" masks this time but what happens when it's a critical medicine or something

snip snip boys

When you get bored and sell - I buy
When you FOMO and buy - I sell

>>17573682
I've been here since robinhood generals fuck off tripnig

>>17573683
you know who always profits

>>17573690

>>17573689


BREAKING: @NYGovCuomo says son, wife, daughter and neighbor of Westchester man hospitalized in serious condition with #coronavirus have all tested positive. Brings total number of confirmed cases in New York to six.

>>17573699
im gonna go pump some thots in celebration

>>17573623
I hope you didn't really buy GME you nigger boomer

What do you day trade, /smg/?

What indicators do you use?

For me it's gold and I use MACD line crosses to initiate a position and I automatically close after 5 minutes if it's at a loss.

>>17573725
its happening isnt it

>>17573717
were those ever a thing? hahahahaha entire thread dies because robinhood goes down due to coder forgetting to add indicators

>BREAKING: Michael Bloomberg suspends campaign

how low do you think the market will close today?

I guess he won't get it done

>>17573629
fuck boomers

I think I've seen this pattern yesterday.

>>17573750
Stochastic RSI and VWAP

>>17573794
+-0

>>17573794
500.

>>17573794
Flat.

>>17573750
Be honest, you just started trading. Didn't you?

I want to buy shit, but as a new investor I had no idea it would take like 5 days for the money to get deposited into your account.

What do you guys do, just keep like 3000 dollars freed up in buying power in your account so you're always ready to buy?

>>17573750
SQQQ and TQQQ exclusively
MovAvgExp (Open, 2, 0, no)
MovAvgExp (Close, 9, 0, no)
MovAvgExp (Close, 200, 0, no)
1m, 3m, 5m, 15m, 30m, 1hr, daily

Holy shit market, dump already you cuck.

Hey at least nobody here threw away $700M in political ads for a few delegates in American Samoa

>>17573794
Ever hear of the great depression?

>>17573476
with a minimum of six monitors all filled up with data and news

>>17573720
>bog market
whoever loses, they win

>>17573795
I guess the old theory that you could just buy the presidency with ads isn't true after all.

$100bn repo today btw boys

>DCIX

Catching more volume. Pump pump pump

>>17573776
this general used to be called robinhood general

>>17573837
yes?

>>17573750
>gold
>macd
yea i like mcdonalds too their borgers are pretty gud. golden arches 4 lyfe

>>17573789
IT'S REAL HAHAHA
Imagine spending half a BILLION DOLLARS only to DROP OUT OH NOOOO

>>17573860
based oldfag

Wew

>>17573690

I'm all for the rich getting taxed, but he was offering free college, tuition reimbursement, free healthcare, free child care, high speed internet available for the whole country, and more. As a lower middle class person there's no way even my taxes wouldn't get hit. We have enough government gibs and if anything I was hoping Trump would hit gibs harder.

>>17573403
Higher it goes the more I add to my short position. I'm selling my house for maximum returns, I'll buy a new one after the housing crash

>>17573305
You get the dark theme.
https://youtu.be/MM6Sffbnx5I
You best start praying now.

>>17573794
-150 to 0 points.

>>17573871
ADVERTISERS LOVE HIM

>>17573875
>Rally behind Sleep Joe!
Kek, Trump is a shoe in

>>17573380
still green after 45 min

I bought tsla today, will it ever go to ATH again or am I fucked

>>17573830
>SQQQ and TQQQ exclusively
these are opposites of each other right?

>>17573907
Thanks for the play-by-play, Madden

rising wedge forming.

>thought Biden would continue to fade
>thought Bloomberg would be able to buy delegates in a contested convention and become the nominee
>bet $ on bloomberg being the nominee

Sigh.

>>17573913
Fucked lad. Where did you buy in?

>>17573833
>bloomcuck
>manlets

sad!

That sweet sweet corporate bond pump
>q1 profits effected
>most businesses will need to borrow money

>>17573937
770

>>17573913
Eventually, sure, any time soon, no.

>>17573947
its going >1000

>>17573476
IRON CONDOR

>>17573717
I've been here since then too, that's the penny stock anon. Summer Infant, ticker symbol SUMR

Is this the easiest short of all time right here, market is obviously crashing?

>>17573952
fuck me, might as well find a wife with a son I can help support

>>17573925
SUSTAINABLE!

When is that California conference and does anyone have a link?

>>17573913
Explain to me l why TSLA doubled in value in less than a month and why you think it will go higher.

>>17573973
obviously not, rising wedge is a reveral indicator

Fucking done with this boomer ponzi scheme.

All of a sudden Biden is the paragon of financial security and prosperity. Fuck these niggers. Fuck yumchina too.

>>17573913
That's not a terrible price if you're willing to hold it for a year or two.
>will it ever go to ATH again
Yes.

>>17573969
If it’s the easiest short then why the fuck are you asking faggot?

>>17573875
>if you lose to your enemies, you win

>>17573982
he sold like a trillion in "preffered stocks"
they have like 1 million vehicles on order they cant even start making yet, they are the best cars

>China pmi down again
>10 year -5% on this fake pump

It's fucking happening

>>17573913
nice work buying cheapies, it will hit $1000 within a years time

>>17573987
hey bud, im pretty new to the market so back off just wanted a little input

>>17573925
Just as planned.
Once it hits all time highs it will fall down to where it was last week, then try to rise again.
Then it won't even make it to ATH, and drop again, breaking through the floor... And repeat until 50% of value is erased

>>17574000
Stop talking like a reddit faggot

>submit put order
>robinhood says "order failed"
>oh alright, ill try again
>turned out my first order actually went through
>now I have two different orders and only one day trade so if the spy skyrockets today I can only sell to close one of them

REEEE

>>17573858
>not SALT

>>17574000
so many newniggers lately ffs. If you're going to try to larp do it at reddit just be honest

>>17573907
this is appreciated

Has Hasbro hit the bottom yet?

Congratulations to everyone who didnt sell. We made it through the worst crash in history and its only green from here on out

Are people exaggerating how confused Biden is?

>>17573875
Lol what kind of a dumb statement is that? How did this retard become a billionaire?

Why the fuck is this trash pumping when the 10Y yield is approaching sub 1% again

>>17573721
This is the same shitty logic opponents of free high school used to object to universal free high school. Fear is the only argument you have

Costco earnings announcement is tomorrow.

Should I buy in?

>>17573996
>they have like 1 million vehicles on order they cant even start making yet, they are the best cars
They are hype crap and everyone will cancel their orders when the recession hits

>>17574021
>still using robinhood

>>17574044
free high school is also bad so your point is terrible

LMAO I thought I heard Little Micheal on stage last night claiming he can beat Donald Trump. Even Tulsi hasn't suspended her campaign.

>>17574006
This, it's going to play out for months, but the result will be a massive crash.

>>17574043
don't ask questions, fundamentals are strong

>>17573795
37.5 million per delegate

>>17574054
people love them, its a 50k car thats better than a porche or ferarri at 300k

>>17574021
try using a real brokerage instead of RedditStocks you retarded fucking faggot

>>17574040
Be born in New York 70 years ago and have above 80 IQ, yes it was literally that easy

and there's the reversal of the rising wedge after resistance of today's highs

>>17574055
Robinhood has the best ui, my monkey brain like pretty

>>17574038
The media is actively covering up how fucked up Bidens brain is. Example: https://youtu.be/cIB4V0FAB-U
They would have hung Bernie, Trump, Howard Dean for much less

>>17573438
m-momy

After Bernie lost, I expect a bunch of his supporters to sell their stocks in anger helping with the declines

Sold my TVIX gains this week for long on NOK. They hired a new CEO and fired everyone

>>17574097
You're assuming commies own any stocks.

This is just Biden reaction. Expect a huge dump tomorrow and friday

>>17574097
>stoner commietards
>owning stocks to sell

>>17574097
Do you think Bernie supporters have money fucking retard? 90% of the stock market volume is institutional funds. Holy fuck I've had enough stupid for the week. This volatility has attracted some of the biggest retards on the internet.

>>17574070
They're a status symbol for trendy rich Californians. They're impractically priced and the company has not fucked in value in one month.
The stock price should reflect the value of the company. Nothing Tesla has done justifies a price doubling in a month like that, so be sure it will come down

>>17574097
>bernie supporters
>stocks

Poor student from a few threads ago. Down 2k. Spy 280 to break even. What do?

>>17574028
https://finviz.com/map.ashx?t=sec

>>17574097
>implying bernie bros have money

>>17574109
>>17574113
Bernie supporters are very tech savy and probably own quite a few high tech stocks

Next stop: 300. All aboard!

>>17573883
Kid, you just don't get it.

>>17574070
Have you even been in Tesla...? They're not that nice

>>17574124
Kys

10 yr yield will go back up right?

>>17574131
Shut the fuck up you are a complete idiot I'd you think there is any truth in what you say

>>17574021
Just break their day trade system then switch to a real broker

>>17574044
But free high school sucks

>>17574097
>Weed Smoking Marxist Undergraduates
>Being financially literate

>>17574126
Yeah man I have like $50 in the cannabis industry dude weed lmao

>>17574124
the virus is guaranteed to fuck the economy. don't listen to the bulls. plenty of top financial people already know this. research it. long bearish options months out from now are guaranteed to pay off.

>>17574090
>Cuntface McGee covers a story on a Cuntface McGee covered story about Biden
Whores are so fucking self absorbed.

>>17574124
kys

How pissed do you think mini Joe Rogan is now that Bernie was jewed?

>>17574149
You need to think outside the box sometimes

>>17573929
Why the fuck would you do that? Biden was my 2:1 from a year ago, Sanders 3:1.

Fuck, am I the only upper class, double college degree millionaire in this sub? You guys are straight plebes

I bet you don't even read a real newspaper

my guess is that today's market high will be tested one or two more times into failure then selloff

>>17574174
uh ackchually, i have the Catholic Messenger sitting right in front of me, so

>>17574097
Bernie supporters don't exist apparently, how can they have stocks if they don't exist? Only some ~13% of people under 30 voted in the primaries.
Fuckin' unbelievable.

>>17574174
>I bet you don't even read a real newspaper

No because I'm under 60

>>17574176
I'm gambling on the hope this LA conference will cause a major selloff.

Wooo that was close fellow mumus. Guess it's all over now, tho. Just clear sailing and ATHs ahead!

>>17574131
Ok I’ll bite, tell us what you own Berntard

>>17574122
>>17574126
You'd be surprised. Look at Reddit. I also know a few $oys that buy stocks thanks to RH. These are the same people that bought Tesla at the top.

>>17574174
>I bet you don't even read a real newspaper
>Gatekeeping reading something on dead trees instead of something much more convenient

>>17574088
I prefer the battlestation aesthetic.

>>17574174
>Look at me I'm rich
Shut up fag

>>17574034
unironically, this

>>17574134
One ticket to $270 please

>>17574205
I'm not really a big Bernie supporter, but I'd guess they are big holders of Tesla and Facebook, maybe Google

>>17573825
I keep some thousands on my normal bank account and the rest is in my investment account
Additional advantage is that this protects most of my money from card scanner scams

>>17574215
shit that looks pretty sweet. Is fidelity an app only? I need a website to do trading like robinhood since I do trading at my work computer.

>>17574088
This has to be a plant, nobody is this stupid. They were down for exactly extended trading hours on a record day. They literally stole millions of dollars from their users on options contract sales.

Why you would think it’s a good idea to continue using it is beyond me.

>>17573476
This doesn't work on mobile lmao.

>>17574238
Fidelity has both yeah

NO NO NO NO BERNIE WINNING WAS PRICED IN IT WAS XIR'S TURN NOOOOOOOOOOo

>>17574247
How could you not trust a face like this?

>>17574034
Lmao

Im sitting on cash waiting for a bull market/recession to buy in, but every green day weedfag disappears. Literally cant lose

>when a 0.1% change in your portfolio is hundreds of dollars

I'm totally gonna die before 50 because of all this high blood pressure I'm accumulating from trading.

I sold all my stock. Now I've got $24,000 in cash to decide what to do with.

>>17574238
They have an app, a website platform, and that free desktop program.
I prefer using ATP now because of the dark color scheme and it won't kick me for inactivity if I take a long shit.

>>17574273
Pajeetsus Krishnaist

descending broadening wedge suggests another reversal into retesting

>>17574056
Ok, let's go back to the good old days. The church and community pitched in for an uninsulated outdoor shed which acted as the classroom. If you were lucky they had a pit that could be used to burn dried cow dung. The teachers were females of the community which were not married or widows, or had children. Classes were optional as most families had to work (over 90% of labor was direct agricultural labor).

Instruction was reading (the Bible), math (surprisingly complex practical arithmetics involving economics of commodity trades and manufacturing production). Summer was not a vacation, it was labor from sun up to sun down.

They kicked your ass out at age 12 which was considered a good start to life

>>17574273
holy fuck
>>17574291
i gain or lose ~3k every 1%

>>17574282
the bottom is in buy now or lose out bigly on huge gains

>>17574056
>free high school is also bad so your point is terrible
Only in America

>>17574301
my nigga, im liking your posts
for once someone in here is atleast decently knowledgeable

>>17574184
Pics or it didn't happen

>>17573985

I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE DIP. I BOUGHT THE WRONG DIP. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17574034
>Coronavirus is just beginning to pick up speed outside of China
>We made it through
Premature celebration

>>17574301
my crystals and magnetic wrist band told me the same thing, and i called Miss Cleo to confirm. we're gonna make it

Where my SQQQ TQQQ chads at?

>>17574291
thats why boomers hire people to take care of their money for them.

BEAR BROS WTF HAPPENED

>>17574331
Fucking hell. This image brought back so many memories of a shitty sales job I once had. Worst few months of my entire life.

>>17574330

>>17574320
Sorry, but im going to trust the top financial advisors over anonymous strangers on the internet on this one

Have blacks saved the market in their quest to maintain the exclusive right to gibs?

can one of you TA fags tell me everything you know about this pattern?

>>17574351
Bears look to be gaining power at this very moment.

>>17574309
what the fuck are you talking about my guy

>>17573629
lpcn

>>17574351
Wait until the CDC actually gets the tests kits out and thousands of Americans are infected.

>>17574338
Based
Fuck TAfags

Managed to buy two puts at SPY 307 today so im feeling pretty smart desu, but I'm still down because I held another put overnight.

>>17573629
lmao, fucking saved

>>17574361
based

>>17574346
>Scalping with market orders
What the fuck?

>>17574366
Nigga I need to see a whole year's worth of the equity curve.

>>17574295
I'm buying a fun yet not too expensive vehicle and sitting on the rest while I figure out what to do with it.

>>17574374
They never will.

>>17574366
>can one of you TA fags tell me everything you know about this pattern?
Sure, it says that you're retarded and you should neck yourself along with all the tripfags.

>>17574403
We don't care about the year we only care about the next 2 weeks.

NOOOOOOOOOO WHATS HAPPENING BEARBROS THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR MARKET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17574366
since you're on 1 minute intervals anything i tell you will only apply to the very near future

>>17574374
>thousands of Americans are infected.
who promptly do nothing and die because they can't afford to see a doctor

>>17574414
Ok, but you first.

Now just to sit back and watch the red begin to flow

>>17573657
Holy fuck. You're fucking retarded

> ATH
What does this mean?

lmao at the dum-dum bear retards

>>17574432
Just tell me is it going to be $25. $30 or $40 by the end of lunch.

>>17574451
>>17574428
Posting shit like this is just asking for trouble

>>17574435
I'm not a tripfag so I wasn't included in that.

>>17574461
fed pump imminent, bobo

>>17574449
average time held. an aggregate metric which shows how long the average person has held their shares.

>>17574462
oh ok, no problem.

>>17574405
Enjoy getting clobbered to death at 80mph by a nigger or spic.

>>17574449
All time high

Some bad news... please...
AMD...

>>17574454
no

>>17574449
see>>17574472

>>17574449
All time high

>>17574472
Neck yourself

Swings are tightening, volatility explosion coming in the next 15 minutes

>>17574449
Around The Horn is a sports themed debate show on ESPN. Journalists debate various sports topics and are awarded points based on how well they present their arguments. This competition is very casual and is intended to be of secondary concern and only serves as a framing device for the debates to happen.

>>17574461
bears have shit talked the bulls for a week, time to give back

>>17574361
Not bad. Nice color pic of the nose-bone priest

>>17574490
>ATH = Average Time Held
>ATH = All Time High
God damn these abbreviations and internet speech on everything need to fuckin stop. Speak English you nigs.

>>17574449
Ass To Hair

UH BULLS WHATS GOING ON? IT WAS OUR TURN

>>17574529
zoom halfway

>>17574526
its also around the horn, meaning an incoming drastic change in the share price

>>17574366
Let me randomly draw a few lines for you

>>17574454

>>17574538
What caused that?

>>17574446
Very convincing, thank you.

>>17573913
You'll be fine, just have to hodl for a decade or two :^)

>>17574564
To be fair he posted the most unflattering photo possible

Enjoying the crab?

>>17574564
>faghagextraordinaire

>>17574569
No problem.

>>17574564
curse you

>>17574557
Just as bad as the Yiddish alphabet organizations that no one knows what fucking purpose they have, literally all just Jew code.

>>17573978
8:30 pst

>>17574449
Abdominal Total Hysterectomy
It's when they take out your whole uterus and cervix through an incision in your lower abdomen.

>>17574174
>Fuck, am I the only upper class, double college degree millionaire in this sub?
Yes you are the only one in a "sub"

>>17574578
yes

>>17573978
https://bnonews.com/index.php/live-feeds/cbsn-los-angeles/

I live in LA and have the week off. For all I know, I'm already infected and might take my bags to the grave. Thank god.

>>17574102
Why do I keep seeing pics of this weird hippy guy posted in every thread?

>>17574174
>sub

>>17574577
>White knighting the 44 year old FOB Asian girlfriend of a boomer internet schizo
Yikes

>>17574578
It's a big ass crab though, 10 points on the S&P up and down is not really terrible for traders kek'd

>>17574497
neck yourself spoonfeeding homo

>>17574645
>I was once also new but pretend I wasn't

Neck yourself lad.

>>17574659
NOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST FUCK WITH NEWFAGS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17574578
No.

>>17574659
>i am a 2016 newfag and never had to lurk because of knowyourmeme
kys

>>17574668
They fuck with everybody.

>>17574361

>>17574668
Neck yourself

>>17574680
Been on this shithole since 2005 lad. Hold old were you then, 5?
Neck yourself

Why is /smg/ so slow today lads?

>>17574633
>Shitting on Baggy
Come on lad, the guy has HIV/AIDS, take it easy on him

fed pump 3....2....

It’s inevitable

>>17574710
woah mr oldfag can i have your autograph

>>17574710
I was 12

You see these scary red dots kid? Yeah, that means we're FUCKED. Do yourself a favor and buy SQQQ now angel, you can thank me later.

>>17574713
Lotta anons waiting/watching before declaring their imaginary fursuit has btfo'd the other.

>>17574633
That chick is wh*te, not asian.

>>17574718
doesnt happen until 3pm eastern

>>17574716
I'M NOT A HOMOSEXUAL!!!

10 YEAR YIELDS AT .95 PERCENT

>>17574713
Extremely boring crab market.

>>17574727
Sure thing kid

>>17574729
Based

>>17574713
Weedfag is hiding

crabchads rise up

>>17574732
I'm in SPXU already

>still at 305

ugh, im just gonna cash out and wait a few months until this market stops being so gay and retarded

Are we closing up or down today boys? Should I hodl or sell?

I have another 500 bucks to throw in - should I buy the dip?

>>17574755
He might have gotten banned because he avoided filters, who knows

>>17574755
I don't know why, he is still up $0.15 on his shares of SPXS. That should be enough to spur his retarded shitposting.

to all those who doubted me, no hard feelings.

>>17574799
checked

>>17574732
You know what this is? It's my scary red dots. You know what this means? It means I'm getting some fucking coronachan pussy tonight. All my trading partners: they all got the same red dots. They're all getting some coronachan pussy tonight.

>>17574766
CDC shit the bed on Corona Chan, we now have no ability to control spread. Until we're stacking Boomer bodies like cordwood in the streets, it's still a good time to short the market

>>17574822
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Why wont yum china just die. Fucking rice niggers.

Dow starting to slip vix rising TLT going up

Reminder: LA lock down announcement in 14 minutes. Get short

12 min to LA press conference on coronaaids

>>17573907
after 1h 45m

we need a new thread btw

How the fuck is the market so steady all of a sudden?

can someone update the hentai link in OP yet or what

>>17574859
everyone waiting for the LA conference to decide what to do next

fedshits preventing the market from going under 305

>>17574859
Distribution phase

>>17574848
Los Angelas won't be put into lock down. That'd be like pic related. Absolutely retarded.

>>17574859
it's a tug of war between the delusional bulltard boomers clinging to the biden nomination and smart money

>>17574740
You have a drinking problem man, nobody is judging here. You may not have even remembered when it happened

>>17574848
>>17574855
link?

>>17574886
why not? they've already done it around the world.

Now that NYC has a few cases it's only a matter of time.

>>17574897
https://bnonews.com/index.php/live-feeds/cbsn-los-angeles/

Post your face when the illegals in Los Angelas get better health care than US citizens when facing the effects of Carona-Chan.

>>17574900
The USA isn’t China you fucking moron

NOOOOOOOOOOOO MY MONEY

>>17574886
My company send us home for the week and is having us work remotely. These might be the early rumblings so to speak.

>>17574912
I don’t need healthcare, I am white, exercise and eat healthy

>>17574918
more places than just china have done it genius. you dont have to get so angry just because you're afraid of losing money.

>>17574918
I mean I know what I said earlier, but Los Angelas is the unofficial capital of Commiefornia. It might as well be a communist shit hole like China.

>>17574908
ty

Daily reminder

>>17574799
Ganbatte my nigga

>>17574912
Just go claim to be a refugee and you can get your AIDS treatment for free

STOP PUMPING YOU MOTHERFUCKING FEDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17574912
Trump is thinking of letting even people without health insurance get free treatment, that's how bad it is

>>17574930
>>17574886
Several acquaintance have been given the option to work remotely/from home by their employers as well. This could get good.

>>17574960
>>17574962
I don't want to sound like a dick, but can't we just let these people die in the streets?

>>17574942
Based and one legged man in an ass kicking contest pilled.

I need to start meditating again for improving my patience.

>>17574938
My portfolio has a sortino ratio over 3 over the past 10 years I think I am good

I'm starting to get freaked out now.

Come on, do something, anything, go up, go down, just do something.