/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17573696

>>17573696
>>17573731

These past few hours I allowed myself to dream up nearly exactly this scenario for just one second.

And yet here it is.
I'm so proud bois.

except it's literally dumping rn

>>17573696

>>17573731
My pants are wet. What is this feeling??

>>17573745
Btc dump faggot

Fcking microsoft!!!! Thank u Sergey.
Oooooooooooooooooo
Is this real life?

>>17573745
The oracle news didn't actually take effect until like two hours afterwards.

>>17573731
nothingburger

>>17573778
the oracle news had no effect. anything that's hard to understand (like this) leads to no pump. no moon today.

noooothing happens ffs

>>17573806
>the oracle news had no effect.
Link pumped from 3.9 to 4.8 because of Oracle you dummy.

The news was confirmed on Feb 14, go look at the chart.

>>17573745
You stink like currypoo
This is massive!
The network grows and is unstoppable like Dharavi Diarrhea.
This IS fucking MICROSOFT literally adapting and adopting the Chainlink network into their infrastructure FOREVER Ranjeesh

>>17573888
>This IS fucking MICROSOFT literally adapting and adopting the Chainlink network into their infrastructure
That's true but it doesn't say that anywhere in this announcement.

>>17573696
Someone answer me this. They say Unibright, which is up 30%, but it's literally fucking mixicles which requires the chainlink token, and we fucking dumped

>>17573696
>Campaign=FATF
How many of you know what this is...
I'd say zero if you hold LINK

>>17573696
HERE WE GO AGAIN PAMP ITT

>>17573900
Do you even Blockchain faggot

>>17573915
all to money goes straight into other projects while chainstink dumps lmao

>>17573915
Way easier to pamp UBT, and they are desperately trying to keep a lid on $link

>>17573936
I do but you're hyping up a nothingburger for no reason. Sit down tranny.

>>17573696
ITS LITERALLY NOTHING LMAO

>>17573696
Were going to be filthy stinking rich

>>17573696
So the news is welcome but fuck whoever hyped the announcement. That is not how chainlink operates.

>>17573696
lmao, LINK dump incoming

>>17573957
link being on the steering committee for a smart contract CRM solution is actually prob the most bullish thing that's ever happened BUT when fags like Wolpert tease shit it tends to make anything seem underwhelming compared to what linkies imagine for themselves

>>17574013
>link being on the steering committee for a smart contract CRM solution
Along with a bunch of other literal whos? Nah not all that impressive desu

This is big news.

Wait till you hear about what oracle blockchain is doing with chainlink

>>17573900
microsoft is working with everyone desu

>>17574086
Nigga there is no "Working With"
They're either giving the network the green light or they're not!
And Chainlink has been given the green light

is everyone missing Splunk, too?
lotsa data coming our way

>>17574013
>>17574071

It basically confirms Chainlink will be THE oracle in a big biz (microsoft, amd, ey) blockchain project. Being the oracle is Chainlink's only function anyway so why does it matter what the other companies do?

At this point Unibright is more than a miracle than Chainlink ever was.
Literally a german literally who team of boomers there is nothing information technology related out of Germany that is actually used anywhere in the world besided SAP. And additional to that another ERC 20 token with shit tokennomics and muh we bring enterprise and blockchain together. LITERALLY like 50 other shitcoin vapourware projects that where shilled here on biz and went through a PnD. And now Unibright comes along is the Diamond in all of this shit. I literally cant believe my eyes, some shitty retards out of the bum fuck nowhere now are the real deal and better than million dollar funded PHD startups from SF?

>partners with glownigger company #3647492
the (((alternative))) system gents

>>17574191
people are sleeping on Splunk, quite literally the largest SIEM company on earth.

>>17574218
>>17574191
People on here don't actually know anything about enterprise-tier tech lmao.

fcking BS btc shit the bed at the same moment the news came out too.

THIS IS FUCKING HUGE
MASICALLY AN EY AND MICROSOFT PARTNERSHIP

HOW ARE WE NOT AT $10

Nothing burger and it’s dumping back where it belongs. Stinkers defeated again

>>17573731
makerdao, ey, microsoft, consensys are the only true members
duke university was invited for academic veneer, but isn't a real member
the rest is paid marketing (by the members), there's a member fee they paid.
That's why there's "envision blockchain" and "unibright" next to chainlink and some others. They all paid for marketing purposes.

This is a general scheme in these types of things.

>>17574416
Because retards need to see a tweet from Microsoft saying hurr durr we will use chainlink. If that doesn’t happen we will crab at 5usd

>>17574460
>where it belongs
you mean $4.77?
9% up from yesterday

>>17573731
"Partnered" with a company called Splunk and a literal pajeet scam UBT...jesus maybe this really is a pnd; if shit pumped that much for this "news".

BOBOS, WE GOT TOO COCKY BROS. THE DREAM IS OVER!

>>17573696
Literally who?

>>17574494
How has it felt being poor your entire life?

>>17574505
Nah this is excellent news, which means the price will fucking tank.

>>17574218
Looks like a real fucking winner of a company retard.

>>17574515

>>17574218
No one on this board has any idea what splunk is.

>>17573696
microsoft news adopting unibright, chainlink, ethereum
>pump it
aergo shitcoin scam adopted by the entire south korea, samsung
>dump it
fuck this planet

>>17574579
>microsoft adopting unibright
Anon, did you even read the article?

>>17574218
can you explain please?

>>17573916
interesting. didn't see that.

>>17574543
>Splunk

>>17574533
I'd like to splunk on the phenomenally black one if you know what I mean.

>>17574491
Give it up, $4.72 and free falling. It’s a pump and dump in crypto, look up what that means. $4.30 by tomorrow night

>>17574609
Splunk is a SIEM (Security information and event management) platform

Basically a company can ingest logs from a number of different areas and then search those logs, create dashboards, analyze data trends, utilize machine learning and user behavior analytics etc
For a real example, at my current employer I work in the SecOps team and about 90% of my work is in Splunk
I manage log ingestion from our various endpoints, including but not limited to DHCP servers, DNS servers, Firewalls, all IDS/IPS that we employ, internal webapps that employees use, all Emails and all Proxy logs (all user browsing activity in the company)

It is a massive data housing and analysis platform that is primarily used by product and security teams, and we set up dashboards, searches, alerts, etc.
It is a central point for every single piece of data at any given company to search on.

>>17574761
So basically a retard's version for IT where you get to use leet lingo to further confuse the boomers into paying you extra money to get handheld by a niggerlover company with "pretty" ui?

Muh graphs muh alerts! Have you zoomer faggot computer illiterate zoomers ever used excel jfc. Goddam instagram for IT.

>>17574210
Honestly can't believe how on earth UBT just became this legit moonshot out of nowhere when it was just one of the many shitcoins available on idex for ages hovering over a measly 1M~2M market cap with a shit website and a dumb token use case

>muh buy my services / solutions using the token instead of fiat... literally look at this nonsense: Hey guys, you can come to this workshop by paying in fiat or you can get 50% off if you use our token: https://unibright.solutions/#packages

Crypto can be so dumb

>>17574924
Youre right, ill tell my boss right now that we should instead use Microsoft Excel to handle our 100,000 logs per second

>>17574924
more like big data and analytics
but good 5yo understanding of technology in business, hows helpdesk treating you?

>>17574924
Imagine applying this frenetic creativity to something constructive.

>>17574972
>>17574924

he obviously doesn't have a real job and doesn't know what daily IT life is like. even as a dev, i know the importance of splunk.

>>17574494
I put all my village rupee in UBT. Its not scam.

>>17573696
Microsoft chose EY & Blockchain Protocol instead of Chainlink

Note also that there is no coin for the protocol

top kek

>>17575064
This is my favorite satire so far itt.

>>17575064
>Blockchain protocol

Baseline Protocol

>>17575085
>Baseline Protocol

>>17573696
https://twitter.com/chainlink/status/1235242071679807490

We'll be building enterprise oracle solutions to make Ethereum mainnet compatible for enterprise usage.

>>17575128
KEK

>>17575064
>Note also that there is no coin for the protocol
This will make LINKies so mad, lul. A protocol launched on Ethereum without needing some stupid ERC20 to scam money out of people to buy BigMacs.

>>17575017
Let's link up devops with our secops so we can circle the wagons back into a after-lunch to refine our q3 strategic synergy. Look at those graphs though!

Selling the news: IN PROGRESS.

>>17574596
What did I miss? Did they not shill unibright as being this team of experts you can hire by paying them with a token?

>>17575128
> chainlink interlinked

>>17575128
>>17575151
Based
Why isn’t this thread getting more replies?

How the fuck are we not #1 already. Shit like fucking litecoin way up before LINK. How does this clown reality not identify that this is the only project that matters for blockchain to succeed

>>17573696


Chainlink - Data and Computation (Software layer on top of ETH and data connectivity through APIs)
Unibright - Integration, (bridging legacy enterprises to the blockchain through ERPs, CRMs and SAPs)

all you really need. Everything else is a waist of time.

>>17576839
It will eventually, you have to remember a lot of people don't bother looking at crypto they hold, they'll only pay attention when it's height of bull season.
At which point they'll notice LINK and sell off their shite for LINK, thus pushing it to #1

>>17576857
can unibright hit $25?

This news is not big enough or normie-understandable enough to justify a pump from $3 to $5 in 1 week. Get ready to bleed until May, marines.

>>17576839
It will. Just give it a day or two for market to catch up on the news

>>17576882
>Get ready to bleed until May, marines.
You don’t speak for me asshole

>>17576839
Too many bagholders. Believe it or not there are OGs with millions worth of litecoin who just aren't that bright. If litecoin was released today it would be forgotten within a week.

>>17573915
Everyone is priced out of LINK so no one is buying anymore. Whales are selling the news.

>>17573696
I am never fucking my LINK or UBT until I am a millionaire. See you all at the yacht party.

>>17574292
This is a board for coomers and NEETs, what did you expect?

>>17576954
Well you can't really have sex with a digital asset now can you? Come on anon...

Literal nothingburger. Wonder when sergey is gonna start selling again

>>17573696
unibright only token needed now lol

a lot of fags here hate it so I spend 1000$ every week on ubt because it’s the only needed token in crypto >buy to use an actual useful service from a german registered tax paying company.

link is okay too. also own a few thousand but don’t know what it’s for desu.

>>17574086
>microsoft is working with everyone desu

>>17574761
That's nice, but why would any company want to store all of that on a blockchain?

>>17574924
95% of enterprise software is a scam to extract money from tech illiterate boomers

>>17573916
>FATF
>How many of you know what this is...
>I'd say zero if you hold LINK
What is it? Fat Fuck?

>>17576932
I find that hard to believe, these people would have sold. No one keeps a significant amount in an asset they don’t even understand...right?

>>17577168
You described crypto

>>17577041
> store all of that on a blockchain

you don't get it retard
hashes will be compared through ethereum as a message bus to ensure synchronicity of dbs that REMAIN centralized but are DECENTRALIZED in trust of content

was this too much to comprehend?

I fucking hate that I sold. I don't even care that I made more money, I just want to buy back in and hodl again. Fuck me this is stressful.

Im never swinging again. If I had LOST money and felt like this I'd fucking rope myself. God.

>>17577341
I described reddit and normans who know fuck all about investing in any asset. At least the standard here is somewhat higher (pajeet adjusted standard)

>>17576882
Weak FUD. Every marine knows normies will NEVER know about or understand chainlink but every institution they interact with is going to use it. We don't need twitter fomos and P&Ds like shitcoins do, LINK is a bedrock technology of the future economy.

huh, SPLUNK had $1.27 billion revenue in the jan 31 2018 fiscal year and $2.04 billion total assets

and I thought they were a literally who

>>17577416
>was this too much to comprehend?
yes

>>17577508
>normies will NEVER know about or understand chainlink
They’ll still fomo in like retards since link is on coinbase

Honest question. Despite how much it’s mooned lately, is there really any reason not to get some UBT right now? Even if it dips in the near future, with all this recent news it seems it’s gotta be on the way to the top 50 or higher when literal shitcoins that don’t have anywhere near the connections are still ranked ahead

>>17576857
spoonfeed us tech illiterate peeps on ERPs, CRMs and SAPs pls

>>17573696
Lition?

>>17577579
That basically is a literally who, in the meme that is San Fag/tech.

>>17577696

>>17577704
Soon

>>17577168
You described my village outside of Calcutta.

>>17578111
Fuck. I have 20k, am I gonna make it?

>>17575064
>oracle documentation forthcoming

So another vaporwave partner

>only 115 replies
Why does no one care about this?

>>17573731
The idea that this is somehow ultra bullish is just fucking laughable.

>>17579752
>The idea that this is somehow ultra bullish is just fucking laughable.
Please explain why smartass

>>17579630

my question is how the fuck is Ether not going up, not even a little bit, from this news

>>17579799
Ether is a dead shitcoin. Glad I pulled out of that trash fire when I could

>>17579799
Because everyone thinks oh hey it already blew up 30000%. But very few people actually got In that early.

We are still at the bottom of the next wave up. Expecting a 10x from here easy

>>17574489
This holy fuck

>>17577138
https://www.fatf-gafi.org/countries/

It's an agreement between the countries to combat (((money laundering))) basically. Just one of the regs Sirgay broke during his ICO, AML regs. You must be a linkie, you can't even use google ffs.

>>17574416
It's happening, be fucking patient