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Rates weak, bear arms are heavy, fed spagetthi
There’s calls vomiting already.
The whole market grows so loud!
Trump opens his mouth but the pump won’t come out!
Snap back to reality, here comes the gravity spy hitting 270 THIS IS NOT A RALLY.

https://youtu.be/-7cfkpniLt8

Even EU is getting wrecked post market

Lol

and here... we go..

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>>17557235
>is

>>17557228
And it all came tumbling, tumbling, tumbling down.

>>17557240
Bad news on the doorstep

Call wasnt such a good idea, went with a straddle instead.

>>17557233
that prediction is absolute ass-tier. we'll have larger drops at the beginning and smaller drops at the end. saying 290 end of march is coping bullfag bullshit. 270 end of march. EASY.

Horizontal meme line at 25,380 it might want to look at.

>>17557226
Can you post a screensnip of scandi markets?
Or a link to where you see EU after hours.

DOW 25000 EOW
GET READY

Why didnt the rate cut work? Was it known before the fact?

It seems like someone has been exercising a bunch of SPY options at the 309 Strike Price since noon today.
I don't see these trades through tradestation, but I do see them through my broker. Does anyone else see this?

>>17557244
Is that Dr. Ron Paul?

10Y YIELD 0.999%

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

10Y YIELD 0.999%

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

10Y YIELD 0.999%

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

>>17557194
OH NO NO NO
-1000? Any takers?

>>17557194
Bears are back. Thank god i got both calls and puts and i sold my calls at slight profit.

>>17557228
well they're not growing but are they value???

>>17557264
Sign something aint right

>>17557240
Explain this

>>17557194
DUMP DUMP DUMP

DUMP DUMP DUMP

DUMP DUMP DUMP

PRECIOUS METALS TO THE MOOOOON! Let’s go SILVER BABBBBY !!

>>17557228
I WISH
THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
BUT NOW THE GUILT IS ALL MINE

>>17557240
illiterate farmer here, why is it bad if rates decrease? isn't it a sign of strong economy? germany bond rates are negative for example

>>17557194
At least a new theme

SELL SELL SELL SELL!
SELL SELL SELL SELL!
SELL SELL SELL SELL!

before you lose EVERYTHING!

>>17557240
So with sadness in my heart,
I feel the best thing I could do,
Is end it all, and leave forever
What's done is done, it feels so bad,
What once was happy now is sad
I'll never love again.
My world is ending

Maybe I should buy weed stocks they are so beaten to shit and if Bernie wins they might have a huge relief rally like 10% moves or whatnot

ok we may be in some slight trouble

Buy this dip too. Come on, go ahead.

>>17557264
Concern over why it was necessary outweighing the benefit of the rates being lower.

>>17557264
Rate cuts won't make corona-chan go away.

> Crash it

>>17557264
Rate cut didn’t work because this is a real world issue. Monetary policy can’t save you now

When the market crashes and burns would it be a good idea or a bad idea to buy up a bunch of cheap stocks on good companies I know will bounce back?

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

>>17557240
>>17557278
>>17557308
Well, that can't be good.

zoomers just got destroyed economically and don't even know it kek

boomers didn't want to leave any interest room on the table for anyone else.

>>17557308
I WISH

THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME

DUMP EET

Why is the treasury starting to fall as well? So is this a time to panic?

Hello, bulls.
...And goodbye.
*SNAP!*

>>17557264
It was priced in yesterday. Remember the crazy rally?

>>17557339
no, its a great time to buy in now

BIGGEST BULL TRAP IN HISTORY

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>>17557330
>>17557333
STONKS ONLY GO DOWN

The feds can't save it now

>>17557308
What are the implications?

BOOMER ELITES HAVE OFFICIALLY DESTROYED THE REAL ECONOMY OF AMERICA

ITS OVER

GOOD BYE ZOOMER ECONOMIC HOPES. ENJOY MASSIVE DEBT, NO ROOM FOR INTEREST CUTS, AND ZOMBIE COMPANIES FOR 30 YEARS

>>17557260
I'm just using tradingeconomics and noticed all the major EU markets going down after closure

>>17557194
>AMD from +6% to -2% in just a couple hours.
Yes good...good. I will buy this and CL=F at $40.00 each

>>17557338
N-no stop making those memes!

hahaha holy guck that god i didnt buy yesterday
are we going back to thursday levels and than rally? or lower?

>>17557334
based
fuck zoomers
let's get those rates negative

im just gonna buy this dip and sell the next pump

>>17557226
>>17557240
>>17557278
>>17557308
I love you Corona-Chan

>>17557358
WE ARE NOW JAPAN BUT WITH LOTS OF HISPANICS AND BLACKS, NO HOMOGENEITY. EXPECT COMMUNISM IN 10 YEARS

How did people not see this coming? I'm a huge trading noob and even i knew, so i bought puts. Is it really this easy?

>>17557385
>he bought puts
>pump it

where are all the retarded dipshit bullfags who were out in force after a fake rally yesterday of 5%. funny how that works. retards probably already necced themselves thankfully.

>>17557385
Unless there's a resistance group I'm bugging out.

>>17557385
Yes, now buy silver and gold

>>17557359
Unironically based. Deep in their hearts boomers realized they have been replaced by dirty dumb disgusting fucking beaners, and this is all they can do now.

>>17557385
You have insider knowledge about the SARS-CoV-2. Boomers literally trust the gov when they say it's just the sniffles

>>17557385
Yes 90% will always do what the MSM and the analysts say. Always keep in mind they are all paid shills and that you're smarter than them

Is there anything good to take out of this? I mean we cut the rate half a point, this should have pushed stocks up like a couple hundred, but instead we're down like 800 points

Think in the smoking wreckage Jay Powell and feds will end up on stakes?

The fucking idiocy of boomers

>Sanders finishes tonight with over 1/3rd of the delegates
We're gonna drop another 5% tomorrow, aren't we?

>>17557409
can some Burger give an Uropoor a quick Bogdown on what this means?

>>17557401
Was for
>>17557384

going all in on HYG is the play here, right?

>>17557194
I have never had this happen before in any of my contracts. My $Sprint puts (strike 8.50 exp: 3/27) are somehow less valuable than strikes at $8.00, and are virtually the only contracts losing value

SELL EVERYTHING

MY FUCKING GOD

IT'S NOT STOPPING

>>17557421
No one is confident enough in the US economy to keep their money here longterm.

>>17557415
USA is about 20% less likely to be superpower in 15 years.

*sips doomerlatte*

>>17557415
dude stop "trading" "investing" or whatever the fuck youre doing. you continually post the dumbest shit. you see straight ahead of you and thats it. youre going to get slaughtered right to the point of us bottoming out and you turning into a "bear" before pump to new highs. i can already see it happening.

>>17557420
yes

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!!

>>17557415
it will pump the markets, just not yet.
when it rebounds it will go to 40k dow

SHORT THE US ECONOMY

>>17557439
What does this mean?

>>17557327
No retard it's better to buy at all time highs and panic sell when they dip.

Is sub 1% indicative of a big habeebening?

who else /all in/ here

>>17557194
why is AMD crashing now and why do i feel good about seeing it crash because i didn't buy in to the the hindsight-obvious incoming dead cat bounce on friday
fuck it, this time I have to trust indicators more, a ton of shit was <30 fuck sake

>>17557441
Nigga we are going to be officially a third world country by 2025. Shit is gonna get bad

>>17557461
it literally means were about to dump so fucking hard that bullfags will all kill themselves simultaneously

CFD trading is gambling.

REEE why did I give it a go? I lost £200.

THE FED IS FOLLOWING ITS MANDATE TO UTTERLY FUCK THE ENTIRE COUNTRY OVER FOR A 2 DAY RALLY THAT BOOMERS ARE HAPPY ABOUT THATS ALREADY OVER

>>17557463
This. IT's a terrible time to buy now. Should have bought 2 months ago desu

>>17557410
Will do

>>17557461
IT MEANS REPENT SINNER

Bear Trap Activated.

>>17557421
People are willing to accept <1% profit per year, to have their money secured by the US gubbermint if I member bonds and securities right. Considering most EU banks have negative interest rates now, it's not that bad of a deal.

>>17557194
looks like the SP is holding at 3000, jesus that was close

>>17557446
Do we need to pull up your screen caps from last week about how monday was going to be another bear? You know about as much about what is going as the next insufferable faggot.

>>17557420
I think the Sanders ascendancy is a very underrated reason for the selloff. Coronavirus is an issue but they are using it to mask the big wigs wanting out due to risk of Bernie.

>>17557439
The 30 year is also fucking historic

>>17557467
Not necessarily, but it says a lot about how much confidence there is in the economy at the moment.

LOL

>>17557327
even better, buy far out calls on those companies

>>17557385
Sometimes but it can always come back hard. Put a 200 MA on a four hour candle chart and monitor it. Lot of pros watch that.

>considered buying calls today
>decided to just sleep and wake up to avoid irrational buys
well guess it worked, time to load them puts

>>17557477
>I lost £200.
by doing what?

>>17557472
Nigga I remember when AMD was like 10 dollars not too long ago and that niggas EBITDA aint that different from back then I'm just sayin

thinking about buying into SQQQ

>>17557497
oh no i didnt call it by 1 fucking day, what afuckin tragedy. meanwhile youre the retard who bought the dip and is now trapped. shut the fuck up faggot.

>>17557502
How much lower can the yields go before people just strait up say no I will not be taking part in your debt?

maybe we should cut rates by another 0.5% now
that would really pump the stocks

>>17557432
Why buy sprint puts? Expecting merger to not go through?

>>17557502
everytime the 1/10/30 yr aligned, there was a recession. riperino's down we go.

>>17557502
Imagine waiting 30 years and getting fucking1.5% back on your investment.

>>17557477
lol no it's not

Just so you guys know, gold isn't dumping right now

>>17557534
I bet cnbc will have 20 boomers on in the next week who call for more aggressive cuts and QE to fix the "problem"

>>17557496
kek

digits and dow joans sees it's greatest daily point fall in history before close

>>17557526
Sperg out more faggot, no one cares if a broken clock is right twice a day.

-3%

How bad would it have been without the rate cut?

under 300 for sp500, yesyesyes dump it downnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. let me make easy money off these retarded bullfaggerino's

-800

it's over

You weren't stupid enough to jump into the bull trap yesterday, right?

>>17557521
i did my readings on AMD and I think they're fucking fantastic, but the PE ratio of 150 just fucking scares me. WTF is up with that shit. They're good but that can only be justified if they took like more than half of Intel's market share or something.
AMD's hype reminds me too much of weed's bandwagon hype and crash

>MINUS 800
MINUS 800
>MINUS 800
MINUS 800

>>17557570
Unironically would have been better without the rate cut, we were down about 70 points early this morning.

>>17557544
It’s the boomer version of tether.

>>17557570
This is the real blackpill

>>17557564
Weak dude

>>17557570
closing bell is still two hours off. It can get a lot worse in that time

>>17557564
PLEASE LORD KEK

>>17557570
It wouldn't even be this bad

>>17557582
N-no...not the bag please I have children...

>>17557582
fortunately 95% of biz did, itll be glorious watching them lose money

boomers in total control worldwide

debt, interest rates, maxed out

who could have guessed one generation would be completely awful worldwide.

>>17557327
For the love of Pete dont buy. THis virus is with us for 12 months!

>>17557544
Imagine demonstrating a fundamental lack of understanding to everyone in this thread

>>17557373
checked

>tfw sitting on nvda and spy puts

Just gave up on my longs, should reverse now

i think the economy is crashing.

>>17557570
>>17557601
if we get below 3000 we're going to see some real shit

We will be fine. Just hodl.

>>17557535
Market crash, Forbes released a pretty convincing report about its overvaluation, and I believe they are pumping it as hard as they can before the merger, but it won't last forever, and it will drop before the merger. If the market was business as usual, they would probably get away with keeping it inflated until the merger was complete, but I don't think they will be able to now.

>>17557194
if you didn't buy the dip then you fucked up.
Told you guys I was gonna get rich with your fear.

>>17557622
2993

SPY UNDER 300
>SPY UNDER 300
SPY UNDER 300
>SPY UNDER 300
SPY UNDER 300
>SPY UNDER 300

demark buy bars all over the 3 minute and 1 minute but 'no'
when they fail the trend usually carries on pretty well.

>>17557619
>-11.58%

>>17557564

WE GOT TOO COCKY NOTHINGBURGERERS

The last 3 digits of this post is how much the down closes down today.

> it's gonna go -1000
> Powell is gonna keep his job
> Blormphf can't fire him

Everyone on 4chan has known the real deal for weeks. But even the official televised UK government statement said 20% of the workforce would be too sick to work, and that companies would be given extra time to 'pay bills' because they will literally have such little cash flow

>>17557650
Bulls wish

>>17557604
Are you a real communist?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>17557650
looks about right

Giga pump begins in a few minutes. Everything to rise by +6-10% out of fucking nowhere.

>>17557590
no we weren't we were down 350 in the first 30 minutes

>>17557415
>tripfag
>doesnt know shit

Kys

NONONONOONONO OBOROROS I BOUGHT YESTERDAY !! I BOUGHT WITH ALL MY MONEY!! WHAT THE FUCK I LOST EVERYTHING NONON!!! POL SAID IT WAS RISING

YEEE HAW

Down 875

friendly reminder being short the next 1-2 years before flipping bull will make you more wealth than "buying the dip"

>>17557674
SPY -5% EOD

>>17557619
https://youtu.be/2ewiV79_A64

this feels unreal
wtf is happening? is this an emerging debt crisis?

approaching - 1000

they'll find a way to pump it, i just know it

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

what does crashing bonds mean??
cheap mortgage rates?
insolvent banks?
what do we expect??

>>17557674
>buy calls and puts
>sell puts after dump
>sell call after pump

whats so hard to understand?

next stop: 290

Be honest, how many of you bought the "dip" yesterday?

NO SURVIVORS

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN

Too late for SPY puts?

>>17557682
Lmao RH left me so shook that I sold my puts early this time. CIA psy ops are next level these days.

MFW BOUGHT A PUT YESTERDAY DURNING THE RH CHAOS AND WAS DOWN ALMOST 80% THIS MORNING IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE CUT.

MR POWELL STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY

>yfw yesterday's rebound is erased entirely and tomorrow is even worse

>>17557697
Corona is the black swan

BULL MARKET SCUM YOUR TIME HAS COME
BULL MARKET SCUM YOUR TIME HAS COME
BULL MARKET SCUM YOUR TIME HAS COME
BULL MARKET SCUM YOUR TIME HAS COME
BULL MARKET SCUM YOUR TIME HAS COME
BULL MARKET SCUM YOUR TIME HAS COME
BULL MARKET SCUM YOUR TIME HAS COME

>>17557674
Thank you for the heads up FED insider.

>>17557655
what the fuck is powell going to do
cut more and completely panic the markets when theres nowhere else to go? bitch at congress for fiscal stimulus even more and get fired?
theres a sizable supply-side (and inelastic demand-side) component to this that you cant fix with monetary policy alone

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

CoronaChan cannot be stopped

>>17557688
+0.01 - 1%
>>17557710
I'm blessed with european cfds that have zero risk and up to fucking x10 to x20 leverage so I just put stop losses at price I bought at and it's impossible to lose.

HOLY FUCK IS THE 10Y GOING TO DIP BELOW 0.9% EOD???

MOMMY

MORE CHEAPIES

Crashing this market

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>>17557582
I nearly did it.. I just did the same with btc so at least this time I was safe. lesson learned

HILARIOUSLY FUNNY HOW ALL THE RETARDS ARE "THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE" 'NO WAY SHOULD BE MARKETS BE DOWN RIGHT NOW" "I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST NOTHING" RETARDS SHOULDVE NEVER GOT INTO STOCKS IN THE FIRST PLACE KEKERINO. TRIPFAGS WIN. I FUCKING LOVE WINNING. I LOVE SEEING SEETHING ANON TRANNY BULLS GET ABSOLUTELY BODYBAGGED LMFAO. GET FUCKED. GET CUKCED. I WIN I WIN I WIN. I ALWAYS FUCKING WIN.

>>17557637
ANNNND IM FREEEE. FREEE FALLLLING.

>-1000 EoD
and its beautiful!

Submit to her!

>>17557697
It's the end of the fiat system

>China won't be buying US trash treasuries this time because of Trump
it's over

Fucking knew it, glad i didnt sold my shorts from last week on that dead bounce

Have we entered the clown world?

I'm tired of being kicked in the nuts by Corona-chan. Seriously, the markets are being crippled by a little flu because people keep panicking over nothing. China is recovering, so why does everything keep faaalllinggg?!??! I HATE SELLERS AND I HATE BEARS!!!!!!!

>>17557735
LA ILA HIL ALLAH Y AL BEAR RASUL ALLAH

Mother earth wins

DO SOMETHING

MY MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DEAR FUCKING LORD

2800 here we come

>tfw doubled down on my puts this morning

So when are the short sellers going to cover? This amount of selling doesn't look natural or organic at all.

Here comes the fed gigapump!!! Bend over retards.

wait why did the SPX 3000 party end?

>>17557730
>>17557697
Corona-chan is just the harbinger. We're about to pay for years of bullshit boomer financial theory that amounts to keep kicking that can down the road and hope/pray we're dead before the time to deal with it shows up

Yep, this is a repeat of Japan's 1990 crisis. The dollar will keep strengthening, against gold, silver and other commodities. Why else do you think commodities are also dropping. This is a deflationary runaway effect, and it fucks over everyone who has assets, including the Fed.

When gold, silver, stocks go down, interest rates fall, and the dollar/USD bond rises, what else could it be?

>>17557784
That's why they have Japan

3
MILES
DOWN

HI
HO
SILVER

>>17557716
I bought the dip and I'm pissed

>>17557789

Unironically this.


Global population to collapse, and industrial society essentially finished

>>17557801
They probably won't cover until people stop panicking.

ppt buying up the bags again

>>17557802
It's started

>>17557821

>>17557235
Common mistake anon, you seem to have said "or" when "and" was the correct conjunction.

PULL THE BREAKERS

GO GO GO

>>17557795
the US economy is fucking killed, this is an exit scam of historic proportions

>>17557691
Good song. Never heard it before.

>>17557730
Correct. We've known since 2007 that the whole system is held together with confidence. Once that erodes, it's poof

>>17557737
The fed has kept rates artificially low for a decade. Every time they hinted at a rise, the market had a tantrum. Now they're fucked because other than unlimited massive cash injections, there is nothing the fed can do except watch it happen and hope for the best.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

hhahaha LOWER MOMMY LOWER!!!

are 1000 pt swings on a daily basis the new normal?

>>17557817
I hope you're right I've been holding cash for 2 years like a fucking retard

Thank you robinhood for finally fixing your app so I CAN DUMP THE FUCK OUT OF THIS MARKET

DAY OF THE PILLOW
DAY OF THE PILLOW
DAY OF THE PILLOW
DAY OF THE PILLOW
DAY OF THE PILLOW

>>17557861
Yes.

D-D-D-D-DUHDID U B-B-B-UY THE D-D-D-D-IPERINO AA-A-A-NONS?

>>17557658
I work for a Government ownder tertiary educator. We're about to run courses on Financial Resiliance for companies affected by COVID-19. ITs over.

Bonds and indexes consolidating right now.
Have we witnessed todays bottom?
Or will there be blood in the streets?

Place your bets now gentlemen.

>bought the "dip" yesterday closing

SPY IS BARELY HOLDING ON

COME ON BABY GO DOWN 1000 POINTS

>US PRESIDENT TRUMP: FED RATE IS STILL TOO HIGH
Kek'd, he wants it even lower. What if Trump and his PTT is behind this dump to finally get lower rates and jump start a massive 2016 like bull run before the election? I think I just figured it out

10 yr bond going parabolic. The bond market is absolutely gigantic. This 1% vertical ramp may more significant than the entire stock market fall last week. Though it looks like it's pulling back a little now.

I really fucking hope you didn't buy the most obvious bull trap in recent history lmao.

How did the government not anticipate the market literally fucking dying?

>>17557861

In 2008, $10/bbl swigs were normal on crude

>>17557787
>he didnt sell in January

Get a load of this guy.

>>17557879
TY FOR MAKING MY DAY TRANNY

Not only am I gambling on the dump to continue, I'm also gambling robinhood isn't going to scam me.
I've never felt so alive

>>17557886
Also this to back it up
>"PRESIDENT TRUMP SAYS NOT CONCERNED ABOUT THE MARKETS TODAY"

HOLD YOU PUSSIES IF YOU SELL NOW YOURE FUCKED ANYWAY

>>17557879

>>17557356
thank you corona-chan, very cool!

>>17557817
>This is a deflationary runaway effect, and it fucks over everyone who has assets, including the Fed
this, consumer spending is going to plummet because of corona and the supply chains are fucked causing contraction. This is deflation in the work right there. Expect the FED to go apeshit printing money.

>>17557704
Like lowering interest rates?

Told you Bullniggers that the Fed helping the market with their shit was like putting band aid over a flesh wound.

MUHAHAHAHA Get Fucked!

I bought some Coke at 56 but otherwise I'm holding GOLD and MRNA. Most of the broader market movements aren't affecting them.

>>17557787
Agreed. But if I’m going to be kicked in the nuts, it might as well be by coronachan.

>>17557861
sure, no worries

>>17557750

What does this mean to be negative?

>Pls no bully I'm retarded and just want the world to burn

>>17557891
It's called a free market you baka

>>17557194
Lmao at the FED dumping their bags on you bulls

>>17557903
Just cut your loses already b*ll

It's not going to end on just -1% or anything like that. Either pumped the fuck out to positives, or last 30 mins crash hard below -5%

>>17557846
>historic
BIBLICAL

If trips, circuit breakers tomorrow

we might actually see an end of day pumperino to really FUCK with people psychologically. but regardless new lows are coming and i couldnt be more excited.

Does this have something to do with those guys finding the pit of body bags in wuhan?

>>17557601
It could also (not saying it will) shoot back upwards and close as a crab day

US retail foot traffic already showing a dropoff and widescale testing hasnt even started yet
lmfao

>>17557762
No bully, pls show some mercy anon

Early polling predicting Bernie taking the nomination and the presidency is also partly responsible, the disease is here but Bernie is coming too so all the big money wants out before shit hits the fan. Why wait and risk a disease tanking the market?

new thread
>>17557970
>>17557970
>>17557970
>>17557970

INVEST IN COFFINS, ALUMINUM CANS AND AMMUNITION

>>17557959

whats your target price for snss

>>17557953
sorry what? source on this.

SELL SELL SELL

I’ll buy at the next dip
Surely that will be the last....
Right?

I hate the stress from making high risk plays, even if I love the odds on the bet.

Wish I had boomer capital and could make 100k on 10% a year.

A few reminders from 2008....

... if you bought on margin and you're down, you're fucked

... if you bought from a cash account, are down, and you don't need the money, you're probably better off just holding until it recovers in a few years

... if you're in cash DO NOT BUY THE DIP. There is still a lot more bottom out there to be discovered.

> it's better to buy too late than to buy too early.

>>17557953
>pit of body bags in wuhan
holy shit

We woke up one morning and fell a little further down -
For sure it's the valley of death
I open up my wallet
And it's full of blood

My God. I took a beating but so glad I cut the losses. This ship is going down.

>>17557974
No mercy for retarded bull niggerfaggots. Did you not see how uppity they got yesterday and this morning despite being down all week last week?

>>17557240
Haha
Oh fug, I’m done being a Nobel, I want off the ride

>>17557977
Bernie is going to win?
are polling places going to spread infections?

>>17557981
>25 posts early

>>17557932
>>17557931
>>17557937

MOMMY

-1000....

>>17557998
Already brought the DIP. IN IT FOR THE LONG HAUL GOD BLESS!

HELP MEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>>17557953
You CANNOT just say that without a source

>>17557953
source?

>>17557999
i thought they were incinerating the bodies?

>>17557998
Bretty good advice. I really want to sell but... meh.

I’ve got some buys set at this week’s lows. If the retest doesn’t hold, that’s gonna be painful.

>>17558034
NO MERCY FOR BULL NIGGERS

>>17557583
AMD is really good, but they are more affected by the market than others. I can see it going back to the 20s. I will gladly buy again then.

OH NO NO NO NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

lets keep going

>>17557846
Capitalism is the exit scam, with Corona, Bernie and climate change accelerating there is no reason to think there'll be any kind of recovery. The bill for the industrial revolution and global population surge over the past 100 years is coming due. You can't even imagine what this will look like.

>>17557987
Theres a livelink of some guys who found a mass grave that was in the process of being filled. They said it was hundreds of bodies. For some reason they had paused in filling it.

Suspected bodies of quarantined individuals who had been welded into their homes.

>>17557863
I sold my positions in Dec 2019, and moved my 401k into bonds/TIPS even though they did not yield as much. 12 year bull run is a good enough bull run for me. I'm fine with losing another year of potential gains. This panic reeks of political manipulation.

I split my deposits into 2 bank accounts, potentially 3 to reduce my losses on a bank failure provided that there is a possibility where a bail-out may not occur this time, as it is now illegal to bail out banks (see Dodd-Frank).

My only risk is the home I live in. I am thinking of buying PUT options on the REITs that are local to my area to cover my own damages. I currently am hedging by buying things that have more or less been in recession for 2 years already, like US steel, and LNG companies, with the potential for short term losses.

>>17558034
get in the bag, retarded bull.

zoomer here, I'm not selling shit.

>>17558059
Again... DO NOT BUY

A lot of people got suckered into that in 2008. Market tanked, they "bought the tip", market continued to tank, and they were stuck in losing positions for years.

POINT AND LAUGH

>>17558088
So, what comes next? The third position?

fucking fedshits, just let SPY tank

Anyone gonna buy at close and sell at the next bounce?

>>17557953
post the source you fag

>>17557985
I don't have one, I'm here until buyout.

HE DIDNT BUY THE DIP LMAO

my puts are currently over 100% profit

should I hold EOD or maybe even EOW?

>>17558113
Screenshotted. Not bad.

>>17557970
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>>17557970
new thread

>>17558200
what the hell are we back to a bull market already again

>>17558223
What a shit fucking op

>>17558031
What company makes those?
>>17558088
>With Corona
Oh no, a brief economic downturn we were already overdue for...
>Bernie
Irrelevant communist with a 0% chance of winning a general national election
>Climate Change
This has no effect on market economics beyond people spending money to either prevent it, or to point out that those advocating it's severity keep buying beachfront property
>no reason to think there'll be any kind of recovery
No, no reason at all, except of course that there has never NOT been some degree of recovery, humanity and all of it's tools will still exist, make stuff, and want stuff. Dunno if you know much about economics but that means we have lost neither supply nor demand long-term.
>The bill for the industrial revolution and global population surge
You mean the massively, massively increased capacity of humanity to both produce and consume?
>You can't even imagine what this will look like
Sure I can. Wildly unstable valuations while uncertainty about this new virus and it's economic impact are at the forefront of investors minds, followed by a gradual realization by almost everyone that this isn't gonna be the movie Contagion, after which you will see a bull run so strong it will make Trump's first term blush.

>>17558147
;_;

>>17558100
anyone got the link?

>>17557903
why sell at a 10% loss when you can lose 50%?