/biz/ - Business & Finance

HFIJ

my market now

>not buying this dip
>ishygddt

Nice market

>>17555985
we are talking about literally one week swings. I hope you know that

Buy SH & I'll see you guys on the Moon Lambos. As the earth burns

>>17555994
>buying anything before friday
ngmi

SNSS anon when in the hell is the SNSS earnings meeting. I'm getting different dates from the NASDAQ, Tradingview and RH. is it today or the 5th

>>17555983
My Chinky flu stays stinky. DJIA $1000 by EOY

They got Pence. Its all over boys.

>>17556001
cope

>>17555999
can't defeat that t-posing coronachad. short the shit out of SPY.

what made him do it?

Why the fuck is YUMC going up?

Havent I suffered enough already bros...

c'mon school closures
really just let this correction kick off the Fed is only prolonging the process

why the fuck is amd up

>>17556043
Why the fuck would you post that

TMDX RYZE UP

>>17555106
Sauce before markets are closed

KO WONT DROP
AMZN WONT DROP

AMD
IS BRIGHT
FUCKING GREEN

COSTCO
WONT
DROP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

JPM starting to look good though
Fucking BAC getting killed!
These big banks aren’t as dependent on net interest margins as people still think.

>>17555971
REEEEEE
THATS SO RUUDE!!

>>17556062
Because I was planning to buy some when it hit 40 and why would I ever get to buy a stock at a good price

SOLD AT THE DIP BOUGHT AT THE TOP NOW HOW DO I SELL AGAIN ROBINHOOD FUCK FUCK FUCK

SELL
INTO
HELL

I am a poor balkanoid and I saved €800 over three years. Please shill me some juicy stocks to make some money out of this Boogaloo

>>17556040
Please post the image with his internal monologue

>>17556074
Volume is nonexistent... did you actually buy the dip?

>>17556076
Easy to find with reverse image search. Don’t be so lazy

Kind of disappointing though especially the face.

>tfw went liquid with 6 figs last week
see u on the other side bros

>>17556093
>boogaloo
ngmi poltard
go back to your shithole

Made all my money back and then some from last weeks drop. In or out? Currently all out. One of the stocks I’m in, SAND, did a nice pump to 6.50s. First position at 6.10 and second at 5.58. RH fucked me on my 5.58 position and a limit sell of 6.15 was never canceled. Fuck RH. TD got me though with a big pull through. Hop back in today or hold off until tomorrow? I’m skeptical about the jobs report and am feeling this to be a bull trap.

>>17556074
You better not be joking anon

>>17556015
and nothing of value was lost

>>17556109
No

im a bear and i went all in on puts on friday and lost 60 thousand dollars :))

>>17555999
Checked

got an email from Robinhood this morning assuring me my funds are safe

>>17556015
>pence appointed as psuedo czar
>brings corona-chan into the white house
>markets explode when the fucking white house is quarantined
oh my god please jesus let this be our future

>buy the dip bro its just a flu

>>17556128
Post em

>>17556109
I wouldn’t want your reddit advice anyway retard. Your knowledge and reading comp is retard level if you think boogaloo is /pol/speak

>Activate ‘ze crab

>>17556128
Hold til this friday.

>>17556097
>"BEARS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in a recession before. There could be BEARS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE BEARS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of losses after dark. "With a rate cut, you can moon any market you want" he said to himself, out loud.

WELL

THE DIPS START COMING

AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

>>17556109
>the boog is muh pol boogieman

Please kys, redditor site hoppers arent welcome here.

>>17556128
ooff
that's a whole lot of lost capital

>>17556128
just put a dollar into stocks and wait 60 thousand days ;^)

We are getting blown the fuck out lads

If we're crabbing right now the market is going to be fucked tomorrow when there's fresh beer virus bad news and no 50-point cut

Very few shitposters itt will read this but you probably should.
https://bedford.io/blog/ncov-cryptic-transmission/

>>17556098
>did you actually buy the dip
No, I am just bagholding thank you very much

Relaxing Paraguayan Guitar Music to Soothe Your Ears During the Worst Stock Market Week in Decades
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYJ6fSr-on4

>>17556153
Fucking KEK

Would that class action lawsuit against Robinhood actually go anywhere?

>>17556122
Hopefully he washed his hands after. It would be a shame if we lost such a great statesman.

>>17556157
>steady flow of negative news about virus
>the fed already took their shot
what reasons are there for a reversal to the upside??

>>17556133
Shame for RH that I'm pulling my money

>>17556141

>>17556093
Pick 3 divvie stocks.
Id choose Cocacola, McDonald's and 3M.

20%-40% bond ETF 80%-60% Stonks.

I'VE BEEN UP
I'VE BEEN DOW
DALLAS TEXAS

>thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jB_QM73Slk

>>17556128
No you're a gambler not a bear. If you were a bear you would have realized how fucked the markets are and that with vol so high there was a good chance for something like a dead cat bounce to happen Friday and just cashed out. Being bearish is hedging against systemic risk not tripling down on a retarded get rich quick scheme because you think the markets about to go down.

reminder that bernie will come out ahead today on super tuesday and crush any last hope the bulls didn't even know they had.

>>17556191
These are Boris Johnson fanzines btw. He looked shaky today.

>>17556013
http://ir.sunesis.com/investor-overview
It's on the 10th

>>17556137
You don't want that.

You also don't want the Pope or the Ayatollah infected either. You cannot imagine the sheer panic that would run through the world.

The panic was all fun and games but now it's getting serious. You don't want these levels of fear. You are a soft, pudgy man who has been over a thousand years away from a time of human hardship and destitution. Reconsider your hype. Destabilization of modern society ain't as cracked up as it's advertised.

>t.someone Visiting your little blue gem

>>17556145
https://i.imgur.com/jhT1GgH.png
https://i.imgur.com/xW6PwzB.png
it was at 85k earlier.

Wtf is even happening right now? If I've learned nothing else at all from this, is that it's manipulated af, more than I first thought

>>17556173
But.... I live in Seattle...

>>17556153
This is top tier lol.

>>17556200
Of all the bullshit we talk about this is the one that’s definitely fucking priced in

>>17556189
Reversal won't come until the zoomers get their probate settlements from the dead boomers and then they reinvest the money back in.

>>17556225
F

>>17556216
Alienbruh can you give me a secret superpower? Ty in advance

>>17556077
We about to slaughter some newbfolios

>>17556216
I high right now and read this....fuckkkkkk

>>17556225
Lucky. Is it a nice city?

>>17556141
Source?

>>17556146
Boog is 100% nupol speak, but has gotten mainstream enough where newspapers and shit were talking about it as a codeword.

Nupol cancer plz leave

>>17556153
BASED
AS
FUCK

Someone make the edit.

>>17556225
Not for long

>>17556148
Unironically the plan. The way the system makes money in a market like this is IV crushing noobs.

>>17556216
>You don't want that
I was about to kill myself until Corona-Chan started spicing things up. I don't really give a shit what happens to modern society and I especially don't give a shit what happens to me aliensama

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???

>>17556254
who ass

>>17556266
Boog is /k/ slang you no good doody head

>>17556266
Not that anon
https://www.finews.com/news/english-news/40200-coronavirus-drastic-measures-at-credit-suisse

>>17556271
I don't know was it literally nothing?

>>17556216
The current pope is shit.

>>17556194
Don’t pick 3m dummy
Masks don’t help much if the economy is slowing and the PFAS lawsuits can really fuck them up

KO is good

LLY announced no supply problems because not sources from China, may want to keep that in mind.

I had 9700 shares of European S&P 500 ETF shares that were at nearly 60€. On friday, I sold at 49,80€. I had bought them at 47,50€ during the August dip. Reading here, I on Monday bought an inverse S&P 500 ETF, lost about 3%, sold today (Tuesday). That combined with the about 3% I didn't gain in the Monday pump cost me about 1000 shares or 30 000€.
Everything went smoothly as long as I just did the whole buy and hold, stocks will go up in the long run. Then I let you fuckers here poison my mind with FU. Fuck you thoroughly.
I bought back into my regular S&P 500 today and will not look at the price until I need the money, which will be in a few years at the earliest. Fuck you again.

OH NO CORONA BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>17556271
Return to normal! Buy buy buy!!!

>fed cuts rates a half-percent
>market still down

welp, we're fucked

Every green 1 hour candle I see that's 0.5% or greater i will open $1000 in index puts. Who the fuck is buying?

is this what recession looks like?
has any oldfag been in a recession before?

>>17556266
The boog comes from /k/ dipshit.

>>17556289
china is welding people's doors shut lmfao ur so ignorant of the actual situation

>>17556289
looks like the worst is officially over

>>17556236
>Zoomers
>investing
An absolute minority of zoomers even know investing is a thing.
They just complain and kick about how people get money """""""whitout doing anything"""""""

>>17556216
Fuck of space nigger we're full

spy lookin a little bullish atm, still havent purchased anything today

>>17556288
Dumb cunt serves you right for gambling your retirement away that'll learn you to be careless with your money

>>17556289
>trusting numbers from China
lmao

>>17556295
How was giving banks more liquidity going to fix issues on both the supply and demand side of things. Not to mention getting us to finally start teasing people

>>17556216
>You also don't want the Pope
There has been popes who died of illness in recent times. Its a nothing burger.

>>17556289
They detected 11 today, considering how much they lie they probably still have hundreds of thousands infected in their country.

>>17556289
Yeah every place in the world just needs army policing the street and enforcing a quarantine and curfew for two months

>>17556299
yes

>>17556289
That medfag's article is about what you have to do to get to that point. 'murica just is not going to chink like that. Sorry lad you are fucked here.

>>17556287
3M isnt a corona meme pick, its a long divvie choice because 3M is on sale rn and has been before corona-chan.

>>17556313
Often I can't understand what people are referring to? Do these people have real-time prices? How?

>>17556288
>"sell low, buy high" the post

>>17556295
AND WE ALL GONNA DIE
THE END

>>17556299
every recession feels different depending on what drugs are the meta at the time

this is going to be a good one; don't despair yet unless you're poor and weak

>>17556299
I experienced a recession once about a decade ago. My industry has been in recession for like 6 months, but this is nothing compared to that greater recession we had a decade ago.

>>17556336
anyone with a brokerage account should have access to real-time info

>>17556254
But the newbfolio stocks like TSLA and AMD are holding up well...

>>17556299
Boy do I have a job for her...

>>17556300
>>17556279
Well it’s been exploding in popularity with the nupolsters, alongside “in Minecraft.” But thanks for the correction.

>>17556282
Thanks

>>17556345
who is this pure angel of pure pureness?

>>17556299
yeah
It looks like it but I'm supposed to be working on some really important things and I can't enjoy it like the last one so can't be sure. I think 2008 had scarier swings than this. It just air pocketed all over the place that time.

>>17556289
China is lying really hard about their cases
90k cases only in that overpopulated shithole?
please

Don't you see Goyim. The great fed chair has cut rates so people will take money out of savings to buy stocks. Now there is no longer a reason to have money in savings. Get it on the market now.

>>17556289
>shut people in homes and don't let them out
>cases and deaths sink
I really wonder why

>>17556301
technically they are not welding them shut, they are bolting them shut, the bars are not welded on sight, but fitted to the door and locked, but not welded on site.

>>17556349
How do you get that? I couldn't google it.

so..
how does an epidemic work in a country with private healthcare and coronoavirus tests at 3000$ ?
*vapes*

>>17556289
The western world is absurdly fucked
China can just shut it down and weld fuckers in their houses at the cost of their economy because their government has proper controls
Westerners will try to save face until the end because their governments are farcical popularity contests that need to keep the boomers placated to stay in power, so they'll downplay until they physically can't anymore

some dude on wsb has been making minute perfect calls all day so far

>>17556346
That recession was largely meaningless if you weren’t already poor. Only retards got crushed by 2008.

The next one will be the real one, everything is built around Amazon-type subscription and convenience services now.

>>17556363
You clearly don’t understand Chinese efficiency. While rest of world struggles with flu, China once again shows the world how a real government and functioning society can contain the uncontainable.

>>17556388
what's his tag, Boggmaster?

>>17556341
Luckily it's not money I need at all.

>>17556317
It's not my retirement, learn to English, and fuck you too.

>>17556385
China will not escape from the virus rampaging again anyway, maybe not in April but in autumn and winter.

>>17556266
Unawareness 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>17556383
people get it, hope it's "just a cold", and then give it to everyone at work, which has to close because they're shortstaffed

lather, rinse, repeat all the way to a recession because 10% of the workforce is down at any given time

>>17556394
Good one

>>17556394
Yeah too bad the western world doesn't have muslim slaves at its disposal.

>>17556288
Old wall st legend has it that some traders would run when they saw somebody coming who was about to infect them with a market opinion. You are actively seeking it out on fucking 4chan then acting on it. lol

>>17556383
Public transportation is virtually nonexistent in US, I dont see this virus getting a strong foothold outside major city centers

are bonds getting dabbed on or is this a signal to go all in on bonds?

>>17556418
why not just ship the unemployed minority inner cities to work in factories, offices, etc

>>17556197
Tfw only beat market by 5%. Tfw still in losses.

>>17556418
it does tho they are just used incorrectly

>>17556433
Don't kill my vibe like that dude

Holy shit Trump loving boomers are retarded

>>17556289
You know that they aren't really testing people in the US, right? I went to the hospital and they told me they can't test for it, that if I really wanted a test I needed to go to the local research hospital, and then they probably wouldn't test me because I'm not old.

>>17556433
every small town in the US has a Wal-Mart (or some rough equivalent) where everyone does pretty much all their shopping

that, and you bet your ass they're still gonna go to church on Sunday

that's more than enough to spread coronavirus through the rural population

>>17556434
I am 50% div stocks 40% bonds and 10% precious metals
I am up +1% today while spy is down -1.3%

>>17556429
So all the other people here just talk shit for entertainment but have their very private trading system that is independent of perceived market sentiment and opinions of other people?

>>17556383
>implying that universal healthcare magically provides you with both an immune healthcare work force and an unlimited supply of test kits and med supplies.

Save ne Bernie.

>>17556444
every time I see someone spouting "FLU KILLS MORE PEOPLE, WORRY ABOUT THAT" nonsense, I buy another half-dozen cans of food

>>17556407
I am well aware of Breakin’ 2

>>17556463
>you mean people go on the internet and lie but who would do that?

>>17556433
lel you know how many students get on public transit per weekday and weekend

>>17556352
It exploded in popularity with /k/ cross posters who went to /pol/ to talk about the Virginia gun laws you roody poo.

ruh roh

when does the real panic selling begin?

>>17556388
I've seen this autists do that.
To do it they need to very specifically channel the market in the right meme lines using volume gradients. Then watch the Dow Premium against the cash, watch the tick and trin, then the order book but not in the way that most people do. Block trades watched. Some other shit I've forgotten. And they trade the ES.
Fucked if I could ever do it in real time but some do.

>>17556153
Kek, your talents go wasted here anon. Good shit!

>>17556074
Why bro? We are doomed they take our money, and then tell their institutions to short us. Its a racket.

>>17556412
Yes, this is unfuckingbelievable. Fuck these stupid coofers.

>>17556489
literally this.

>>17556463
no they are just wrong

>>17556474
If there are only idiots here then that includes you.

SPY
290 By end of March
280 By May
250 by July
240 EOY
Recovery Starts Next March
The Charts Don't Lie - Screenshot This

>>17556264
Other than the homeless and the liberal brainwashing, it’s fine, a bit cold.

>>17556513
But then why are you here? To be informed wrongly? To enjoy the company of retards?

Schwab is down 7%
What the fuck... why?

>>17556500
TMDX ANON WHY WOULD YOU TRICK ME LIKE THIS

>>17556444
/cvg/ have been killing boomerbill for days now

>>17556433
ye

>>17556489
>have a show on national television
>buy puts
>incite panic
It is too east anon

>>17556532
baby with the bath water

>>17556479
candy ass!

>>17556515
Takes one to know one

>>17556533
>14.88
It's a sign!

>>17556287
White House said a few days ago they are buying masks from 3M. And it’s got divs.

>>17556534
>the virus died out

No it fucking didn't also what the fuck is he talking about

>>17556543
Maybe but that’s way more than the rest of the sector. Do they think people are going to stop buying stocks or pull their money? Has schwab been having robinhood-tiger fuckups or something?

just woke up and see the fed announce rate cuts
lol
PANIC

>>17556534
who is this fuckin boomer

>>17556561
its just cope

>>17556561
>what the fuck is he talking about
he's a trumptard, words have no fixed meaning for him anymore

>>17556489
Holy shitarino buy stocks and calls more than you have ever seen before

>tfw work in tech
Am i going to get fucjed?

Do Americans really?

someone tell me what to buy so I can ignore your advice, thanks

>>17556554
I explained in my post but maybe you need me to emphasize:
Masks are not profitable enough to offset all the losses they’re having from China and general manufacturing, AND aid the economy worsens all their business but masks worsens, AND they have significant legal risk.

I wish I could buy MMM but not now I just can’t.

>>17556597
>work in tech
you were already getting fucked

>stocks go down
>>NO THEY CANT GO DOWN, PUMP THE MARKETS IM LOSING MONEY
>bernie says we need universal healthcare
>>NO WE CANT HAVE UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE THATS SOCIALISM THIS IS A CAPITALIST COUNTRY
are people generally this retarded?

>>17556613
socialism for me, not for thee

I remember when I was a kid and I thought stocks were what grown up professional people did. Now I realize it is all a big joke and our country is headed down a dark path.

>>17556600
buy stocks !!

Pathetic weak ass small ass volume no wonder they can just pump that shit up two percent

>>17556600
SPCE 20 EOW

>>17556629
you got me

more and more im getting the feeling that i am not gonna make it

>>17556613
Yes

Also, could we add to the broker pastebin that rh also goes down at periods of high volatility?

>>17556615
its so pathetic the stupidity of the average person. nobody can think for themselves anymore, they need someone to hold their hand as they go through life.

>>17556529
What I do is very specific and relies on the next 30 seconds. idgaf what this board says although sometimes if the consensus is overwhelming it might mean a short term reversal. I've been on the site a fairly long time and enjoy the retardation, I'm no better and probably worse. I will stop sounding so superior though I sound like a cunt.

>>17556599
It's legal rape without insurance. Not going to get it until im in my 30's probably desu

the technicals are looking incredibly bearish today. get the fuck out now before it omega pukes at close.

>>17556613
Bernie doesn't know what universal healthcare means. He thinks it's like universal background checks, but you just go to the gun show and get around the background checks. So universal healthcare isn't even healthcare and people will just go to the healthcare show to get their healthcare to avoid paying taxes.

>>17556599

Only suckers and the middle class have to pay insane copays and monthly premiums.

Everything is 100% free for me.

FIRE UP THE FUCKING PRINTING PRESSES BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE

>>17556599
Yep. Those are low-ball numbers to be honest family

stay the motherfuck out of this shit market until Q1 reports at least.

>>17556574
some nigger that boomerkur was bashing
its no wonder the corona threads are so shit here. all the posters are taking everything hes said at face value.
ill give the boomer credit, hes one of the few who was talking about it since it started, but he is completely out of his element in terms of understanding this virus, and hes been spreading (either intentionally, or more likely, unintentionally) false information

>>17556521
>290 By end of March
>Recovery Starts Next March
what did she mean by this?

>>17556574
trump shill
He doesn't do it for free

>>17556613
Is this your first dip or something sperg? No one likes you, not even Bernie.

Stop gambling on stonks

>>17556654
>stop being poor through hard work and effort
< get sick
> become poor again
< shit is free again
> profit

>>17556665
Next march as in next year
We're in march right now you fucking NEET

>>17556672
no. i dont think i will.

>>17556671
Just filter and ignore

>>17556655
They turn on in the last hour. Dont worry, just hang on and get your calls ready.

whos good to follow on stocktwits?

>>17556647
Think of insurance as buying puts on your health.

>>17556671
thanks for the (you) but no one asked you to sperg out your retarded bullshit opinion in this general now stop replying to me, youre clearly inferior to the average intelligence in here.

>>17556643
>ironically coming from the Bernie supporter

Someone explain to me;

Why did the Fed decide we needed a rate cut TODAY. After a great day yesterday?

Why not think this is neccessary yesterday, after last week?

No, they decide today.

Isn't it obvious the market would take this as a signal that the Fed thinks something is gravely wrong?

>>17556672
I don't listen to barboids

buy the dip faggot

>>17556629
are you even listening to bloomberg?
analysts calling for another 15% drop then a another 25 basis points

>>17556266
Here you go

>>17556696
id support a rock over trump you retarded MAGA faggot

>>17556701
they're trying to delay the inevitable.

>>17556681

>LARP as being poor for all those sweet NEETbux and gibs.
>Make business deals in family members names but with your cash.
>Give them a 20% cut.

>>17556613
>Printing more money devalues money.
>There is infinite money, everyone can be rich with hard work.

Same shit.

>>17556710
YES

>>17556701
my view is that they want it to crash and by cutting rates theyre coming out publically saying the economy is trash. retards will think its a "bull" sign, smart money will realize that the announcement shows how weak the fed is and already in shorts. the reason we havent dumped yet is theyre loading up on dumb money before we start plunging.

>>17556711
Yeah tell me more about this free healthcare and how it wont raise premiums and deductibles while lowering the amount of coverage you get? Because so far that's all that has happened.

Any chance I will make money if I buy a Ford $6.50 put for 4/9?

>>17556734
the smart money has been cashing out for a week now, Trump is trying to save the dumb money too

FUCK YOU BULLBROS, THIS IS A BEARMARKET

>>17556741
yeah tell me more about this great american healthcare system that charges 3,300 for a test for the CVD, please elaborate how fucking great it is you stupid sperging retarded dipshit faggot

>>17556710

LMAOOOOOOO

>>17556153
lmfao

these are just take profit because of yesterdau performance, idiots

>>17556747
cashing out and loading up shorts are two different things. the deadcat could also be shorts covering and getting ready to short at higher lows while bullfags get trapped. the markets are elaborate psychological games played between smart people and really dumb people.

> even during the Crash that faggot TSLA is still up

market has another 5% to give up to price in recession and worldwide pandemic

>>17556701
>>17556701
>Why did the Fed
Powell bent the knee and did what Trump wanted and has been screaming for for ages. That fat oaf retardedly tied himself to the markets in the minds of every average dumpfuck in the nation so the move was after the good day yesterday try to rebloat this fucking corpse with another 1000 point jump and back into all time highs with another rate cut. Trump/Powell wanted to try and postpone the inevitable reckoning till at the very least after november but obviously it doesn't look like it's gonna work and the bottom falling out is coming sooner with no hope of stopping it thanks in large part to Corona-Chan

gold and silver fucking MOOONING
I love bonds and gold

lmao donny trumpf was just quoted as saying he "wanted powell to cut interest rates, but not like this and not with this terrible timing"

>>17556710
Thanks sempee
Truly based

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I'm thinking we just hit the floor again.

>>17556777
checked bears will win

bruh

>>17556777
It was a disastrous move. Will go down in history as utterly bumfuck retarded to waste bullets DURING the onset of pandemic

they are fucking retarded institutionals who can't react to a new situation

maybe in whatever economic model you have for recessions, but a pandemic driven recession you do STIMULUS AFTER THE EVENT

>>17556777
S-sakuya-Hime please

>>17556751
You know it's funny but unlike you I have been outside the country. It's funny you mention it but in Europe, it's also very expensive but compared to China where there is no health insurance getting treated is super cheap. No joke was in a work related explosion and the cost of taking them to the hospital to get checked up for 3 people was $200. You aren't going to push healthcare kid on the basis of saving people money because that's just not how it works kid.

>>17556015
RIP

>>17556744
You'll make money

Where is wasabi?

the US govt responded too late. if theyre were smart they shouldve instead at the beginning of the chinese pandemic, cut or completely halted flights from countries where it was growing and told airlines they'd subsidize them. then try to get a grip of it before it got in. now that its in and spreading, the justening is going to happen regardless of how many rate cuts they do.

>>17556013
SNSS released an 8-K today saying it will be on the 10th

>>17556692
Leon Liger

>>17556777
Nah this is a sign that we're going to recover from this in 2 months. Just watch, we have hit the floor.

>boomer quoting “the flu kills more people” meme
>in Seattle
We are already dead.

>>17556777
yeah I really think they did it partly to shut him up good luck with that. The market priced in a cut but it was supposed to be done in an orderly fashion.

>>17556794
Agreed. There was absolutely no reason whatsoever to cut rates at this point other than to prop up an already severely overheated market. And they used a big portion of what little bit they'd built up over the last how long with ZIRP and shit for a decade. And they're signalling to markets that all is not well. This was a mistake. A bad one.

>REMINDER:

The Corona Virus was released as a bioweapon unto China to stop the Hong Kong riots.

Is now the time to buy silver?

nice market goy

>>17556836
For all we know half of America is already infected with the Cornovirus.

>even WHO says the death rate is 3.4%
17000 by May, screecap this

All according to plan

>>17556710
fukken saved

>>17556851
should have bought yesterday

>SEE THAT GREEN CANDLE ON THE 5m CHART
>W-WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT BULLBROS

>>17556853

>>17556850
Wrong it's from North Korea. Spread from wuhan is too perfect. Creates suspicions between two superpowers who werent playing games with NK anymore.

Remember how Kim said he had a christmas surprise for the everyone?

It's a weapon meant to extort money from countries. Like a good smashing in a store window, "pay up or you will pay"

>>17556533
>tfw sunk almost 3 grand in this

I should have learned my lesson after AMRN but I didn't.

it all returns to nothing

>>17556846
You want to steepen the recover afterwards. Doing it now is pointless as it can't effect the acute illness of the market.

The recovery afterwards is what is key, not trying to drop the decline. Hell, you can use this to get rid of some deadwood in the forest. Market sure as fuck can lose a few more weworks.

uhhh?

Good news though is that the climate crisis has been solved.

Trump Administration Is Considering Paying Hospitals, Providers for Treating Uninsured Coronavirus Patients, Source Says

yep its as bad as you thought it was. also we end the day with a big fat dump.

>>17556782
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>17556859
If the death rate is increasing by 50% a month, this shit will kill you twice in 6 months.

Do i sell the bottom if i sell now?

Anyone brave enough to buy options on retailers with ERs this week? COST,TGT, KSS, KR all up for grabs

>>17556899
sauce

>>17556899
If America accepted healthcare to become socialized then these are the end times for sure.

>>17556899
isn't that socialism?

In the red to infinity. Good time to buy a house.

>>17556885
What the fuck dude
I bought 2 shares and sold one when I realized the market was not being kind to speculative stocks.

Try to remember that the downside is potentially huge and if you want to participate on a fun stock story or fomo I. You don’t need to make it a big bet.

500 more cases in Italy.

>>17556806
>kid on the basis of saving people money because that's just not how it works kid
>when the boomer hits so hard you have to call someone kid twice to show dominance
gee golly grandad tell us more

>>17556899
they know bernie will murder them in election over this if they dont

buy the dip retards its gonna go back up

2nd confirmed case in NY, lawyer in his 50s

>>17556899
kek Bernie just came like a fire hose

damn, I had hoped for some cheap puts after the rate cut

>>17556926

>>17556922
>he may owe thousands
He owes nothing. His bill will be footed by his insurance.

>>17556926
> b-buy the dip plz
I'm 80% cash. Motherfucker. I'll buy when it gets even lower and niggas are choking from cornovarus in the streets

the flood gates have opened

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>DAX tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLz6KpbJjlU

>>17555971
and heres the dump of the day boiis

>>17556928
>New York
>Lawyer in his 50s
Hmm I wonder which synagogue he goes to and how many other lawyers and such people attend said synagogue. Damn shame to have a carrier in such a tight knit community

>>17556954
> anon get's a cough and wants to see the doctor
> anon lost all his money on Robinhood
> tfw

New thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y07nCSxwkso

>>17556926
don't know anon..

>>17556963
don't celebrate too early, boomers will grab the "cheapies" and bail out Schlomo some more, until they are all out of money, then Schlomo will allow the Market to crash.

Dr. Leonard Schleiffer.
That's a jew if I've ever seen one.

Y'all watching the CNBC live stream?
The size of the veins in this guys neck and forehead. Why is he screaming?
He sounds like he has some major bags he wants to get rid off.

YOU SLEEP NOW JEW BOY

>tfw too afraid of potential robinhood instability to open any positions and capitalize on downtrend for the day

fuck this gay earth

GO BABY GO

bad news in the coming weeks
-community spread of CVD
-schools shutting down
-businesses closing
-mall activity dropping
-public transits becomes less used
-governments unable to stop spread
-massive credit defaults from business who are overleveraged and dont get the same business to meet their bills
-stock market keeps falling
-earnings reports all getting hit heavy
etc,etc,etc. this is just beginning to unwrap. if youre ahead of the curve you can profit off it massively. if youre the retard waiting for this news to become mainstream you wont make any money. yes im short, yes i bought into SPXS/SQQQ today. no i wont sell for the forseeable future. gl faggots.

The top of the move at 26,500 was near the vwap and it couldn't even hit let alone take it out. weak weak weak.

and we’re back

>Seattle office
>people talking about corona
>people not going to work
>lots of people with masks
>they say the food is running out in stores
>online orders are backed up
Free fall soon

Welp, there go all of the AMD gains for today.

But why? Is it because the FED announced an emergency rate cut?

>>17556908
No you sell the middle

>he dumped
>pomp eett

>>17556922
Name me one fucking industry where insurance gets involved that doesn't end up driving up the cost of the overall consumption/service or good. I'll be waiting.

holy shit that 10Y

THE WORLD IS ENDING BOYS

NHS ENGLAND HAS DECLARED CORONAVIRUS A "LEVEL 4 INCIDENT" WHICH IS THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF EMERGENCY- SKY NEWS

if we don't close on at least -1100 I'll be disappointed

POST BOBOS

get back to 25k bitch

>>17557022
When virolgy profs worst case scenarios line up with the happeningfags it's time to listen. This was playing out weeks ago.

>>17557034
go 50% bonds 10% precious metals 39% stocks and 1% short
literally cannot go tits up

>>17557029

Rumor is Foxconn factories have been even more closed than they admitted.
E.g. no factory workers AT ALL.

Is carona virus going to bankrupt the eurocucks?

10 YEAR AT 1.00%
>10 YEAR AT 1.00%
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>>17557047
Gaddamn

I
AM
RUINED

>>17556808

25,000 HERE WE COME GOYIM

Hello, bulls.
...And goodbye.

ok dont panic

>>17557055
No this is still getting blown out like crazy. By the end of the year this will have been nothing.

oh no

>>17557076
is the correction that Pence doesn't have the virus or that he's the only American in the hospital?

R8 this strategy

>>17557068
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this unironically was the "first sell off" on a parabola chart. this will become a bubble as shorts keep adding on. just like bulls pumped the sp500 index.

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OyBtMPqpNY

>>17557068
Is that a bad thing?

>>17557100
i think it's that he's just being really still in a hospital, like jurassic park where the dinos see movement.

what do you guys think we'd be at if the fed didn't cut rates?

>Bull market
>Bear market

Ladies and Gentelmen, I present to you: Dimetrodon Market

>>17557123
0

>>17557086
Get a weekly chart up. It has happened. That red candle has happened.

>>17556701
During these crunch periods, these types will always do what it takes to defend their legacy. When it all goes to shit under their watch, they can say "Well I TRIED to fix it!"

The actual correct course of action for long term economic help would be to pop this bubble... Years ago. But that would tarnish their legacy with the short term ant brain boomers who are only looking out for maximum short term gain for themselves.

Bought SPY calls first time this month. Looks like a pretty textbook pump.

>>17557123
we'd still be forming a deadcat/bull trap.

>>17557121
It's bad news bears for the banks

>>17557121
Iirc every time the 10y bond was worth less than shorter bonds a financial crisis happened.

>>17556944
The things I would do to smell her smelling me smelling her you don’t even know...

>>17556991
Boomers never lose
How have you not realized that yet? The market will not crash until they’re all dead.

Which may be sooner because you know

Anyhow what’d he say? Should I be buying or dumping?

>>17557123
I think we'd still be about where we are right now desu

>>17557145
What the fuck
Are you talking about a recession?
A recession is not a financial crisis

I can't believe we're going to have the Dow Jones 26k and 27k party on the same day.

>>17557159
words words words, whatever.
Americans are gonna eat grass in my lifetime.

>>17557147
All the boomer money is concentrated in the market and real estate boomers rarely have any actual savings if the market goes belly up we will have a bunch of bankrupted boomers sent ought to dieon the cold streets filled with niggas with cornovirus

why the fuck is the frkn LUFTHANSA (as a fucking airliner) almost 9% up??
shouldnt they drop like a stone with flys gettin cancled?

>>17557143
>>17557145
I'm sorry I'm bad at stocks but shouldn't this rate cut at least slow the rate everything is going to the shitter enough for the market to stabilize itseld?

All in on blackberry should go up by Friday

>>17557045
you understand that mericans pay for illegals and uninsured to have free medical care as well as their own insurance which can choose to just not pay and will eventually run out if you have something serious with serious costs attached to it, so you better hope you die fast before you lose your house. Why are you defending any of it grandpa? you just haven't caught something that has a treatment with meds prices jacked up by an industry that lives off misery, until then keep paying in and giving lip service

Fuck u AAL burn to the ground

Look at that VIX go...

>>17557175
European stocks rallied inexplicably today.
Also could be investors loading up on stocks for shorts.

trump sealed his defeat by being a retarded twitter finger dipshit and policing the stock market. now once people start losing "real" money after the great president of america said the economy is stronger than ever and start losing their jobs, theyre going to want his fucking head. and this is all happening with 8 months before the election.

>>17557194
>>17557194
>>17557194

>>17557177
it slowed it down for 15 whole minutes :^)

DOW 25000 EOW

>>17557175
Big Money wants to get out of the Flight Market before it's ineviteably crash, so they bait boomers into buying up all their stock

>>17557201
This isn't actually his fault tho

MAYDAY MAYDAY
WE ARE GOING DOWN
I REPEAT
WE ARE GOING DOWN

DUMP DUMP DUMP

DUMP DUMP DUMP

DUMP DUMP DUMP

10Y YIELD 0.999%

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

oh goad oh lawd that's most of the gains gone from yesterday's the "greatest percentage gain on the Dow jones"

>>17556919
True. Then again I made like 5 off Schrodinger doing the exact same retarded shit. Tmdxanon says it's a long term play and I like the business so I'll stay in and see what happens.

>>17557131
Yeah but has nothing to do with the coronavirus as much as everything is overpriced as shit and people were warning about price corrections. Seriously we had people doubling their money with Tesla and SPCE and AMD and everything else. We are gaurunteed to have some bleeding for a while until prices are correct but corona is just the cherry on the cake here.

>>17556991
y-yea the boomers will save us

>>17557201
The pathetic cope you people peddle is amazing to say the least.

>>17556394
>fasdcism
>real government

Fuck yeah, go down AMD

>>17557182
Ok retard which agrees with me, go ahead and tell it to weednigger.

>>17557309
Omfg, just when I got into. Just fuck my life.

Clown market demands a green close

>>17557195
>>17557224
so its gonna drop? im close to gettin a heart attack with my knock-outs
shizo as i am...im thinkin about doublin down with a nice short on it

>>17557423
just wait till 15 mins before close

>>17557170
If Americans are eating grass the rest of the world is eating dirt

>>17557319
bernie is a kike and trump is a kike cocksucker and neither are good for the average american who is broke as fuck, a country suffering a demographic collapse and dept crisis. Dude weed is a faggot but so are you, also fuck china and it's cheap medical costs, I can post you a few webms of chinks running over people they hit, twice, or trying to beat them to death so that they wont be responsible for their medical costs not to mention the lack of safety standards and overall disdain for life

SPY DOWN ALMOST 3%

>>17557499
Yeah so, I'm picking a kike that makes me money and wtf makes you think I care about chinks? Kid with this kind of an attitude you will never make it.

>>17557536
>kid
last (you) enjoy the money he is making you right now with that beautifully timed cut

>>17556896
Kek. I sometimes wish Gretata would actually go and preach to Africa, China, India. See how well that goes.

>>17557575
Nigger there is always someone making money even when shit is crashing. I really don't get what you are on about.

DUMP DUMP DUMP

DUMP DUMP DUMP

DUMP DUMP DUMP

DUMP DUMP DUMP

DUMP DUMP DUMP

Time in market > timing the market

Robinhood about to crack

the bears are back in town

>>17556744
6.50p or even 7.00p if you can swing it. Auto industry is hurting rn.