/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17551227
theyre already talking about "introduction" getting to know the company culture and meeting my coworkers.
I cant fucking take this I barely talk to people anymore. what about the corona virus? Im panicking right now.

>>17551241
you gotta do what you gotta do

>>17551241
protip: bring lube

>>17551256
>>17551276
w-w-why lube?

>>17551313
you'll know soon enough buddy ;)

>>17551227
Just make sure to give everyone a firm handshake. And don't forget to smile

>>17551227
Hey, I'm a yuropoor that wants to work in America, I have a bachelor's degree.

How can I achieve this?

>>17551452
just find a US company that employs you they kinda talked me into it and Im shitscared now desu. Im just a small yuroboi from a small yurotown and Im scared of america they are all loud and talk very fast Im more of a quiet shy boy. oh God what have I gotten myself into again.
>>17551345
t-t-that sounds scary fren

>>17551227
Prepare for the huge gaps in the toilets.
Otherwise, it should be fine, i think.. which state, by the way?

>>17551491
florida fren

>>17551508
will you need to deal with the general public?

>>17551532
no Im an officefag and only have to do autistic and creative stuff

>>17551227
>work
this is NEET country, wagie scum. gtfo.

>>17551578
sorry fren but those tendies dont pay themselves I hate what Im becoming but I have to get a job please forgive me

>>17551452
Don't bother

>>17551508
Florida is one of the worst states. Its filled with rednecks, tourists, mosquitoes, old people & the natives are typically American. Its humid AF also. I'd say go, you'll get to see how brainwashing works on an entire country.
Best of luck

>>17551639
>Florida is one of the worst states
whats the best states?
I would like to go to colorado or arizona but florida it is

>>17551686
Montana or North Carolina

>>17551742
I could MAYBE have a chance to move to charleston SC some time down the road. maybe. it looks pretty based desu

>>17551547
well that's a relief at least

>>17551837
are floridiots that bad? people seemed pretty frenly when I visited.

>>17551686
I lived in AZ, it was great except the summer is hot AF, humans where not meant to live there.
Colorado is beautiful
The ironic thing is Florida is one of the 'dream' states that most mutts want to go to. Lots retire there, its basically gods waiting room.

The biggest problem with living in America is the Burgers themselves. Its a beautiful country filled with some of the dumbest cunts i've ever met. The HB1 visa (which mutts hate) is the main intellectual fuel for the country. The US marketing dept really out do themselves in attracting some of the best foreign talent.

>>17551742
Montana was actually one of my favourite states

>>17551831
South Carolina is a shithole, North Carolina is where its at.

>>17551639
>t. guy who has never been to Florida
God bless you retards keeping this glorious state so cheap to live in for red blooded tech entrepreneurs. Florida is the fastest growing state by a massive margin.

>>17551623
Where in Florida?

>>17551998
delray/boca/palm beach area
plz dont dox me

>>17551977
I've been to Florida about 4 maybe 5 times, you sound like one of the mutts that has never left his state desu

>>17552087
>talking shit about the swamp people
Better watch out

>>17551227
My company just hired a guy from Europe and I can already see he existential dread creeping in

>>17552025
Boca is where all the dirty old rich Jews winter

>>17551977
>fastest growing state
Yay, more spics (and that’s a good thing!)