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What a scam

FUCK NIGGERS FUCK ROBINHOOD I WANT TO SELL THIS SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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GET FUCKED BEARTARD FAGGOTS

reminder that GME has over 100% short interest and 84% borrow rate.........

i sold at the fucking bottom

the absolute state of bears

NOOOOO THIS WAS THE BIG ONE WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE GOING DOWN FOREVER

is robinhood going to make up for this

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Retard here. I have 8k to invest after I sold gold at its high.

It seems like if I bought today or tomorrow I'd be doing so during a false rally. Or at least that's the impression I'm getting. What's the likelihood of it just continuing to go up? pls

>got raped by volatility crunch AGAIN

AAAAHHHHHHHH FUCK I TRIED TO BUY CALLS THIS MORNING ON ROBINHOOD FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKYIU FUCKHDIUFUCK FUCKF KEKCU FICKFUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!

FUCK I wanted to buy more TMDX fucking pajeets reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

you retards said S&P 500 was going to dump

why did I listen to you retards and close my buy order this morning

Fuck doomers. Never listening to /pol/ doomers again

>ze trap iz zet?
>oui

TMDX earnings call at 4:30pm today and conference presentation tomorrow at 9am. I can't fucking wait boys.

Also if I lose everything I am going to kill that anon shill.

>>17540800
Nope. Robinhood is done.

Shit maybe I should buy some schwab?

>implying all the Media doom and gloom wasn't so they could buy the dip

that fucking nightly pump saved my ass today, still down -0.9%, but whatever.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up... not exactly sure, rh still hasn't let me log in properly. Checking all my boys on ToS, however much it is exactly, it's a lot!
This is freaking me out tho, wish they could have made this feel more natural. Interesting times.

>HTBX
why did this pump? i don't see any news

The real reason why bears got btfo

>>17540792

FUCK SNSS
FUCK TRIPFAGS

>SPY 309
This kind of fake pumping is going to end in disaster.

>>17540833
love to get my china news from random twitter accounts personally

Stay mad bullfags

What do I buy in the aftermarket with the $100 in my shiny new Webull account?

>>17540841
Shut the fuck you up retarded bear.

CAPTAIN DUMBASS HAS RAN AWAY. NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN. NEVER HAS A MAN BEEN SO UTTERLY BTFO.

>>17540833
>he doesn’t know about pricing in rate cuts

>>17540780
robinhood will never be forgiven. we should all join forces and quit at the same time to fuck them over and scare them into bribery. i bet they will issue a "free stock" gift as an apology if we can team up and demand it. so lets take it sell and peace the fuck out

You can laugh at me for my shortsightedness but I’m the bro you call when no one else will help you move, the guy who listens when everyone else is sick of your whining, that dude who kicks you out after we smoke a bowl because I know you actually just wanted to get stoned and go home, and I just lost everything to RH.

Fuck those kikes, fuck the jannies, fuck the Fed, fuck you guys who knew and said nothing concrete, there’s literally nothing to live for anymore. I hope you all die soon too. Later fags.

Bears utterly and completely BTFO

When will you learn? The market always goes up in the end.

>bought cheapies on Friday
>was hoping to buy more today
Too bad. Though I won't say this is over yet. Any day could suddenly have a big drop because the Pope dies or something.

I kept telling myself to wait, the market will go down. Wait, everything is going to shit there is no reason to go up other than pushers to prevent the plunge. Biggest day, I missed out on it. I am so fucking infuriated, I missed out on so much money fuck. This was supposed to be the beginning of a collapse, what the fuck there was no reason to rally.

>>17540833
So they get sick too, kek, ok problem solved.

>>17540833
>slave labor means the market is just fine

>>17540847
SPCE if you want to shitpost about it after it hits $70

>>17540830
My puts are on the verge of getting liquidated but I've had a whole weekend to cope

>>17540830
up half a percent

>>17540830
no idea REEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

at least I'm up

>>17540845
FUCK I MEANT TO TYPE BEARS

Imagine all the student loans on puts

MY PUTS
IM RUINED

Should I buy back OGI? I sold earlier

>>17540852
ILL LEAVE FOREVER IF YOU ACCEPT THAT I KEKED YOU FOR THE LITTLE WHORE THAT YOU ARE. YOU JUST HAVE TO SAY IT FAGGOT. SAY I KEKED YOU AND ILL LEAVE LMFAO FUCKING DUMBASS

SHOW YOURSELF WEEDFAG, TAKE YOUR MOCKING LIKE A MAN YOU LIL BITCH NIGGA

>>17540837
Shut the fuck up, SNSS Anon is making me fucking mad money.

>>17540880
No take backsies

It all returns to nothing
I just keep
LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOWWWWWNNNN

>>17540808
>he BUYS options

>>17540792
>BUY HIGH, SELL LOW

>>17540867
How's that different from how China normally is?

I regret not buying more AMD when it was $41

>>17540844
check his source bro

>>17540890
RIGHT HERE YOU STUPID FAGGOT. YOU THINK THIS RALLY IS REAL ? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLFMAOFMALFMALFMAOFMAOFMALMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17540761
do you guys honestly believe this is sustainable?

>>17540830
+15% for the day

i missed the selloff guys
i got too greedy

>>17540837
Ok, now I'm convinced what you're actually mad about is that you didn't listen to me, failed to make money, and are now trying to will misfortune onto others to make yourself feel better.

Also, check 'em.

>>17540923
YEAH FAG

all are lifted by the rising tide

>>17540849
I’m not a bear, this is just a bad sign.

>all the fools ITT celebrating a bounce
We're going deep after this lads. Mariana Trench by summer.

>>17540830
Up six percent

>>17540923
we can keep crabbing forever
it's the only sustainable thing
they just made the swings bigger to bogg more money from weak hands

>>17540923
>it isnt sustainable
You retarded bears said it was going to be all red today. You were wrong. Now you are coping

WHERE ARE ALL THE RETARDS AT I WANNA LAUGH LMFAO

>>17540930
we will see...

>>17540918
I HAVE NEVER SEEN A """""""""PERSON"""""""""" THIS BTFO BEFORE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

ALALALALALAJSDJAJAJAJJJKSDJKLAJLAJLAOHONONONONONONONONON

ILL SEE YOUR FAGGOT ASS AT S&P 5000

>>17540903
TD Anon, I....

>>17540895
We're all gonna make it fren.
Except the bucket crabs.

Now make up the losses from Feb 20th

>>17540879
I sure would have loved to sell some covvies today...
As soon as selling my long holds is no longer the bad kind of taxable event I'm switching everything to ToS for good

Ordered a grand worth of Microsoft yesterday through robinhood and my ordered never went through because their shitty app crash. Of course Microsoft fucking skyrocketed today

DIP BUYERS REJOICE

Every crash is real but rallies are all fake.

>>17540928
Shill your PND elsewhere, pajeet.

>>17540889
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. CAPTAIN DUMBASS IS BEARISH ON THE BIGGEST RALLY DAY IN HISTORY. NEVER HAS A MAN BEEN SO WRONG. SO WRONG HE MADE HISTORY

>>17540950
not a bear didn't even put money into this non rational market.

>>17540956
COME HERE FAGGOT AND SUCK MY NUTERINOS, GIVE IT SOME KISSES TOO

the last hour alone cost me $50,000

>>17540863
Me buying high at the market peak. Me buying reverse ETFs at the lowest point friday. Me getting locked out of robinhood.

The crash will resume tomorrow.

>>17540961
heard u talkin shit about me and the boys
now u gotta fuck with the whole crew

unlimited combo gigapincer attack

>>17540895
Pathetic samefag

>>17540978
CONGRATS NOW WATCH IT ALL BE GONE BY MARKET OPEN TOMORROW KEKKKKKERINO FAGGOTERINO BTFOD AS ALWAYS

>>17540761
Based edition

>>17540993
t. seething copetard

>>17540907
because people aren't forced to work against their will separated by their families by hundreds of miles , the chinese who work in those factories come from farmlands where they get better pay in factories.

>>17540983
post a screenshot or something
come on love I need pictures

>>17540830
robinshit should be green as fuck, I didnt bother to check etrade

>>17540830
Let me check. Hmm... I'm up by oh WHAT THE FUCK I AM FUCKING DOWN WHAT IS THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT MARKET.

>>17540944
Sure thing bearcuck

Let the record reflect I have been shilling long leveraged ETFs all week and every anon and his dog told me I was stupid and should be buying inverse ETFs and puts. The very day everybody that told me that was leveraged the highest anticipating the market dropping we have the biggest Dow point increase in 10 years. Oh, and the golden child Robinhood goes down all day and the bears can't get out. Maybe listen next time. I tried to tell people they couldn't time markets and it could pop at any time and the perfect storm has now happened. It popped and you couldn't get out. I wish I had screencapped the bear posts arguing with me.

>>17540966

I tried to buy calls when it was at 165. Never went through.

>Herr Bogdanoff, the CDC has taken down the infected numbers as you ordered. Shall we continue pumping the markets?

>Yes. Once Robinhood confirms they'll all been let back in, drop the real numbers.

>>17540895
>mad money
Just wait until the trial results bro, we're talking retirement-tier gains.

I sold 9k worth of inherited index funds because they dropped almost 10% in value during the dip and I felt this whole corona virus thing was ultimately at a point were it creates so much fear that the economy isn't going to get better for a long time.

Please tell me I am not an idiot.

>>17540761

I was promised a total economic collapse today what happened?

>>17540830
Probably down around a percent or something, based on Altria being up 4%

>Robinhood literally down ALL DAY

I should have seen this coming after they were nonfunctional most mornings last week. Fuckers didn't load-test their shit.

Is pic related still around?

>>17540830
QQQ puts got raped, SQQQ also hurting bad but still a 14% gains, contemplating selling that shit AH. Today was tough for Team Bobo

>>17540973
Ooh boy, you're this mad about not buying in now, but the ride's barely even started anon... I wonder how high SNSS needs to go for you to get Joe Biden eye?

>>17541023
>>17540964
Etrade vs TOS/TDA?

Delusional bulltards

ZOOM OUT

>>17541041
You're definitely an idiot that sold low.

Good analysis.

>>17541000
>>17540973
ROFL,stay ass-blasted. Imagine being so upset on a Mongolian basket weaving forum.

>>17541057
BTC ya little bitch

>bulls get one good day
>get cocky as fuck

You'll learn bullcucks when they start actually testing people in the US.

>>17540928
What is going to happen at the conference on the 5th? Tell me now!!!!

WE’RE BACK BULLCHADS

NEVER LISTEN TO TRIPFAGS. ITS JUST THAT SIMPLE AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

>>17540856
I hope they offer us free shit, if they do I'm still going to leave and fuck them both ways. I have 80k+ in my account fuck them.

>Pic related: me walking into Robinhood Offices tomorrow morning

>>17541052
what if that guy somehow gets away with it because robinhood's servers all burnt down?
that would be a real xd, a real haha moment

Is MRNA up tomorrow?

Have any of you considered that the volatility here is so extreme (and will probably crash 7% tomorrow) that the beat option might be neither put, nor call, but instead leaving the stock market entirely and stockpiling long shelf life tinned food?

WHY DID ALL THE FAGGOTERINOS GO INTO HIDING LMFAO DID THEY GET BTFOD AGAIN? KEK

AHHHHHH

>>17540830
I have no idea!

>>17541098
Enjoy being left behind.

>>17541041
fucking moron lmao

>>17541041
Only sell if you need the money soon in the next 5 - 10 years. Also, there are always relief rallies that allow you to get out without losing the whole amount. Rule of thumb is wait two weeks, but you know...
Also you could just buy more, goyim..

under 307 after hours

>>17541059
this

If the market priced in a 100 basis point fed cut today and it only pumped the market 5%, then even a cut to 0% would pump the market another 5%. what then?

i still believe the floor is about to drop out from under this whole thing once people start falling over in the streets like we see in China and Iran and Italy.

just another 2 weeks my maine.

Remember if you short, the market will go up. If you go long it will go down. If you buy option straddles it will crab.

This honestly scream 2008 all over again. I remember those weeks going straight to the floor, only to get a +4% day or something, then another big one, only to go to the floor again. Still, whatever the market does next, I feel really comfortable DCAing.

this is what happens when institutions decide to unload their risk simultaneously and have their analysts lie to the public about valuations
>oh yes, Company X is totally worth x billions of dollars, we foresee x EPS growth growth, rating: BUY

>>17540761

https://g1.globo.com/bemestar/coronavirus/noticia/2020/03/02/codigo-genetico-de-virus-de-dois-brasileiros-com-coronavirus-e-diferente.ghtml

the genetic code of the virus is different between the two br's with it

both are different from the chinese strain. one is closer to the german one and the other from the italian one

that suggests there s internal transmission of the virus all around europe

in brazil, 2 confirmed so far, 433 suspected

we'll see about crab markets if europe gets hit hard

>>17541098
>non-smg related retarded doomer prepper shit
go back to /pol/ schizo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahah

>>17541095
Yes

Good job bulltards, only a week more of fed pumps and you’ll break even!

WHY DIDNT I BUY THE DIP

>>17541002
AAAAHAHAHAHAHA CAPTAIN DUMBASS IS IN FULL DAMAGE CONTROL. HE'D SAY WE'D CRASH IN THE SINGLE BIGGEST POINT GAIN DAY IN HISTORY. IT DOESN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THIS

>>17541152
i want the Fed to double their balance sheet
i need to be cuddled

>>17541098
If you think it's going to be volatile, just invest in volatility. There's always a way to profit.

>when even stackexchange can't help you with your problem

fuggg

>>17541098
if you aren't trading puts and calls right now you really should just go and stockpile food and sit on your hands because clearly it's all too much for you.......

>>17541146
lol is robinhood a ponzi scheme??

Good night bear bros. Hopefully we will have a better day tomorrow. Til then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-PVgN26qTQ

>>17541114

I've got 6 months worth of food, fuel and toiletries. You have a wildly fluctuating number on a screen, with an account you cant even log into

>>17541105
tomorrow, my son. we will show them.

STILL WISH I COULD SELL MY GILD CALLS PLEASE AND THANK YOU

BIDEN BULL BOYS LETS DO THISSSSSS!!!

>>17541137
That’s why I liquidated EVERYTHING
(Low quality so I could buy the dips in COST, MSFT, LMT, PEP, KO, MRK...)

>>17541146
>going to leddit

>>17540833
Does it mean that all iphones shipped from China this month will have the virus?

CAPTAIN DUMBASS WAS RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING

IT REALLY WAS BIBLICAL

BIGGEST POINT GAIN IN MARKET HISTORY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>17541181
I fucking hope so
>>17541199
Where else to mine salt

>>17541188
I've got a 6 month supply of STOCKS
food stocks
fuel stocks
toiletry stocks

>>17540944
Get in faggot we're making America great again, China blew it and they might not even be the #2 economy in 10 years, India is getting our factories because Modi is a once in a generation leader who "gets" Trump, allowed him the biggest stage of his life and a full military parade and now Indias gonna get the sickest deals.

China is getting off the IP tittie and they are going to need to BEG for our factories.

>>17541057
BONDS ARE FOR FAGGOTS REAL MEN BUY BEVERLY HILLS REAL ESTATE BRO

>>17541199
Someone has to do it, I’m not fuckkng going

>>17540809
They would be worth nothing more than you paid for them because IV was dumping all day. Anybody who bought options today on either side of the strike suffered.

>>17540761
lmao all the robinlets trying to crab post when everythings back to regular price. I already got all the comfy dividends way below my target price point and hope we see two or three more of these occur during the election so I can acCOOMulate more comfy divs at all time lows. Just don't go full blown great depression America or accidentally wipe yourself off the map and I wont have any worries about the dream I lived today.

>Already crashing 1% AH

>>17541146
>no signs of coming back

kek

>imagine not changing your fursuit according to tactical situation
ngmi

you do realize a lot of damage was done and relief rallies are normal, right? this doesn't mean anyone knows what's going to happen or that the low is in. the only thing that is a near certainty is that it won't be a V recovery and we're going down again. cap if you don't believe

>>17541188
How many total pounds of food?
A hardworking man needs 600lbs of food every 6 months. To say nothing of water.

>>17541146
Everyone needs to sell what they have and delete this shit app. BTFO these faggots.

>>17540761
>+1294 After a week of red blood

How long will/can the US/Government keep bandaiding the financial crash?

>>17541163
You were warned

>>17541204
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Okay, which one of you niggers told us to screencap this shit?

Sorry to shit up the thread:
Does anon have any recommended books that are "high level"?

I've read several trading books but I want to be able to understand how large amounts of capital are managed, and how market makers operate. I don't have alot of money but I'm just really interested in the topic and want to know more is all, purely out of curiosity. Does anon know any books, videos, whatever?

Soon all flights will be canceled. You did buy airline puts, right anon?

stock repurchases are your friend
buy the dip

>>17541255
>cap if you don't believe
What happens if you are wrong and i screencap this? Who do I report you to and what is the punishment?

You probably have time to go all in on SNSS in the morning

>>17541249
swingcucks lose money in both trends

Who here has /invested their entire life savings in TMDX/? Where are my TMDX chads at?

https://investors.transmedics.com/events/event-details/transmedics-q4-2019-earnings-conference-call

>>17541304
Just made my TD account. Fucking insane. I had calls and puts I wanted to time and sell throughout today, but instead I just got IV shoved right into my big gaping theta hole

>>17541292
report me to robinhood

>>17541016
>muh poor muzzies
Chinese should work them till they fall down dead.

ive actually lost so much fucking money
holy shit

Sunk cost fallacy fucked me pretty bad, but I did wake up a bit towards the end and realize that if the feds were going to pump this shit, might as well get in on it.

>>17541320
>missed their estimates
Nah bro. No thanks.

>>17541318
I'll send you a postcard when it happens

>>17541332
And you are forced to use them and no other broker for the rest of your life?

>>17541249
>>imagine not changing your fursuit according to tactical situation
>ngmi
Everybody that shorted Friday on Robincuck has been legendarily BTFO. That's what you get for doubting Donald "The Pump" Trump

>Literally sold everything on friday
it's going back down right?

>>17541331
TD is the best platform i've ever used hands down
fuck that robinhood shit is for paper traders

made$15,000 USD today from buying CRMD calls

feeling fine, feeling good, feeling ALIVE

>>17541331
>>17541304
TD has crashed on me before during times that i would think are "important".... pretty sure these assholes want to get out of their positions that they front run on before resuming trading for their clients....

>>17541320
Wtf why????

If you didn't buy TECL, SOXL and TQQQ in the past 3 days you fucked up.

I bought puts on the biggest point gain in history hahahahahahha aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17540863
There's going to be another dip obviously

>>17541282

Reddit copypasta aside, RH lost user data and backups. Nothing else could take a brokerage out this long. Prepare for the real rage when they announce they’re closing after a day or two more of downtime, with a heartfelt letter from the CEO promising he would “make himself available to talk about resolutions on a case by case basis” aka create an email black hole for complaints.

>>17541098
We are here to make money, not be a prepper schizo.

THis JUST in from FUCKBEARS:
The fed is DDOSing Robinhood
HAHAHAHAHAHA the tears hahahahah

LEAP THERAPEUTIX BOYS

WHERE
WE
AT?

>>17541382
i've never had TD crash.
i assume all these apps front run your orders or use your order data in some way, but it doesn't matter unless you are making regular $10.000 trades.

if you're a big trader you should be using interactive brokers, right?

Well it's official, RH was down for the ENTIRE trading day.

>>17541081
I dunno, but I doubt they'd shell out thousands of dollars to attend and present at one of the largest investor conferences around to tell them the drug doesn't work.

Fourth Quarter 2019 Financial Results
Net revenue for the fourth quarter of 2019 was $6.1 million, a 71% increase compared to $3.5 million in the fourth quarter of 2018. The increase in revenue was driven by OCS Lung adoption and ongoing OCS Heart EXPAND CAP and DCD Heart trials.

Gross margin for the fourth quarter of 2019 was 62% as compared to 42% in the fourth quarter of 2018. The continued improvement in gross margin was largely due to the increasing numbers of commercial sales and a higher percentage of domestic sales.

Operating expenses for the fourth quarter of 2019 were $12.4 million compared to $7.9 million in the fourth quarter of 2018. The increase in operating expenses was primarily driven by higher SG&A costs stemming from investments in our commercial team and costs associated with being a public company. In addition, costs associated with supporting clinical trials and product development drove R&D expenses as compared to the fourth quarter of 2018.

Net loss for the fourth quarter of 2019 was $9.2 million compared to $7.6 million in the fourth quarter of 2018.

Cash, cash equivalents and marketable securities were $80.7 million as of December 28, 2019.

Full Year 2019 Financial Results

Net revenue for the full year 2019 was $23.6 million, an 81% increase compared to $13.0 million in full year 2018.

Gross margin for the full year 2019 was 59% as compared to 44% in full year 2018.

Operating expenses for the full year 2019 were $43.5 million compared to $26.0 million in full year 2018.

Net loss for the full year 2019 was $33.5 million compared to $23.8 million in full year 2018.

>>17540844
don’t know if serious but they have been gold mines for me personally. started stocking up supplies in january - too many videos coming out of people collapsing, dead in hospitals, welded in buildings when the death toll was ‘300’ to be a nothingburger. is also what promoted me to liquidate portfolio 3 weeks ago, once week before the crash. also seen enough videos of ghost factories running to know they ain’t producing shit atm, just running the machines and aircon with no staff to increase consumption to meet the ‘metrics’ of operating

>>17541176
I mean, I would fool around with that a bit, but I'm sort of all-in on SNSS right now.

>>17541398
iktfb

The pump was relentless and we should have known after the news of more deaths barely made a dent

>>17541413
they'll go to court in that case
if robinhood is defunct for whatever reason it will be the biggest financial news story in several years.

IMO this virus is going to cause some banks to collapse in about 6 months, maybe this RH fiasco will move that along.

CAPTAIN DUMBASS IN UNPRECEDENT LEVELS OF COPE! HOW LONG BEFORE HE KILLS HIMSELF???? HAS HE KILLED HIMSELF ALREADY???

>vxx vertical credit spread
>short one strike, long another
>vxx down for the day
>the long strike is down in premium
>the short strike is up in premium

Can't explain that one.

I bought puts of CCL 3/13 30.50 yesterday am I retarded

Can someone respond to this: >>17541366?
I'm an utter normalfag.

TMDX CHADS RISE THE FUCK UP

>>17541469
Yeah, honestly this are shit signs for the market

>>17541445
If they don't annouce anything at the conference, should we hold or sell?

>>17541398
>TQQQ

me too anon, me too ...

dubs will decide, tomorrow markets crash...

>>17541469
(((market maker))) jewery.

>>17541436
well it has crashed a few times over the past few years for me.... not sure if their site did but forsure thinkorswim..

>if you're a big trader you should be using interactive brokers, right?
thats what i hear.. but never used them..

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS AER YOUR FREN

>>17540830
up quite a bit toda. looks like I bought the bottom on friday morning unless this is another dead cat bounce.

>>17541469
I can't see how my VXX butterfrees are doing :OO

>>17540863
>there was no reason to rally.
Of course there was. Market does not go in vertical lines up or down. There are a number of factors involved that virtually guarantee a ripping rebound of some sort even if the trend is bearish medium term. Timing exactly when bounce occurs is hard. Also hard to gauge the duration of said bounce.

Anyone crediting the Fed alone for this move does not understand the market.

Kekking at the thought of all of the retards that got liquidated today

I CANT BELIEVE THAT ANON WAS TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT THIS HOLY SHIT I'M GOING TO BE FUCKING MILLIONAIRE EOY

>>17541458
Ahahahahah it's all rigged bro, didn't you get the memo. Dow is bitcoin tier now

Has anyone here actually bought stocks in the stock market itself?

>the mad lads at the Fed are actually going to crash this economy with no survivors just to keep the numbers up

>>17540830
Lol +12%. It's because i'm 90% long 2x oil and 10% cash.

>>17541000
But does he have bowstaff skills?

>>17541520
sorry robinfrenno

>>17541533
I got in my horseless carriage with my servant boy and hopped down to wall street and bought 100 half-penny Standard Oil stocks last week, yes

>>17540863
You were told to buy. Why didn't you listen?
SSO (DBPG for euroanons) is a 2x leveraged ETF based on the S&P 500 and it is one of the few leveraged ETFs that existed before the Great Financial Crisis of 2008. Had you bought SSO (DBPG) at the literal top of the market before the recession in October 2007, as of this moment, you would have gains of 176%. Had you bought the underlying SPY on the same day you would have gains of 98%. So had you bought the leveraged ETF, even at the worst possible time, you still would have ended up with almost double the gains today.
Remember this the next time somebody throws shade on leveraged ETFs because of volatility decay. Buy the index based leveraged ETFs and win. Simple as that. And start buying now. Coronavirus could be as bad as the GFC and if you start buying in now with a little money and buy in more later as the prices drop you will still come out much better in the long run than buying SPY or worse, doing nothing at all. I'm buying and I'll be here when this thing is over to brag about my gains. Do not be afraid. We will get through this and this is your opportunity. Join me and get rich.
>nb4 >we

>>17541444
RH is down forever, maybe not tomorrow but this destroyed their momentum. Leaders scoping exits as we speak.

>>17541474
>m-mam.. you forgot your wallet...
>i don't know why you're running away.. I HAVE YOUR WALLET!!!
>MAM YOUR WALLET!!
>bitch continues to run
>day later
>someone stole my wallet!!.. AGAIN!!!

>>17541554
>Why not just go short with SQQQ, SOXS, et al?
After doing a lot of thinking and taking into account the success rate of market timers (dismal), the bulk of my strategy through this is to buy /ES futures contracts and SOXL ETF shares at major support levels as we go down while keeping my RTY shorts as entertainment. I've never met a rich market timer, especially one who can consistently switch between shorts and longs, however I know a few millionaires who go long only and take special advantage of instances like now where prices are plunging across the board. If you can pull it off though, congratulations and I look forward to hearing about it in a future /smg/. But, while I'm pretty good at buying support and selling resistance (I turned $2500 into a few hundred thousand in the 2018 crypto market), I don't think I'm lucky enough to flip flop between active shorts and longs. Maybe some day.

>>17541533
You mean like go trading floor to obtain physical certificate or something? I've only been to NYSE to load up a trailer of lean hogs.

>>17541460
Oh they’ll refund cash positions (lol) Per FINRA requirements and settle the class action. Expect pennies on the dollar.

>>17541559
When is LCI going to pump again?

>>17541469
VOLATILITY YOU FUCKING RETARDS. STOP TRADING OPTIONS IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE MECHANISMS THAT EFFECT PRICE

>>17541527
About what?

how do you get in to stocks?

>>17541375
I only kept it because it was good when it was the only commission free brokerage. Lost $6k + wiping out all my gains from the past month.

>>17541491
Definitely hold, there are 2 more catalysts within 10 days of tomorrow's conference, the EPS/CC and a massive Hematology conference where one of SNSS' top scientists will be presenting

>>17541527
Q4 GAAP EPS of -$0.43 misses by $0.03.

Revenue of $6.1M (+72.3% Y/Y) misses by $0.87M.
>NOOOOOOOOOO MY TMDXRINOS

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robinhood_(company)#Controversies

>>17541590
I think soon.. something very fishy is going on with it.. shorts have been covering.. too me thats a sign that they realize that their turn is up... just strange how the borrow rate is so low and that it has been a flat line for like months now

Can someone give me the quick rundown on why high volatility matters?

>>17540972
Every dip is panic selling but every Fed intervention is legit growth

>>17541617
Open account with brokerage, buy things, lose money.

>>17541603
>vol goes down
>short vol
>lose money

It's literally the vix etf you retard.

>>17541058
sorry I never trade on Etrade its just for life holds, so I almost never use it
>>17541543
Thats a big gain for such a little girl

>>17541579

No, as in purchase shares of the stock market itself

>>17541617
First, get a brokerage account.
Then, get some money (recommend this money is disposable)
Put it in the brokerage account.
Use the internet to find a stock you like/think has a future
Buy shares of that stock using the money you put in the brokerage account
Wait until money goes up or down sufficiently to convince you to sell your shares.
Sell your shares.
Congratulations, you have traded a stock.

>>17541617
You press buy

>>17541629
This just strengthen the argument that anyone that uses that shit are retarded. Imagine the amount of money that was lost by people because they couldn't log in and do anything about it.. so they could just sit there and think about their money being reduced to nothing for every passing minute

>>17541641
You really have no fucking idea what you are doing

>>17541623
I’m happy because now it should bottom out and I can finally buy in

>dump all of my stock earlier because I thought market would tank
>it's now up 5%
FUCK
I feel like taking the loss and buying them back

>>17541646
Will you be staying with RH then?

>>17541631
I have seen that happen before to stocks that are about to drop a drastic percentage. I mean I get a feeling it could go either way. When is their next earnings?

have bobos ever been fucked this badly?

based SNSS

Anyone own any stock for DIS? If china doesn't lift the quarantine in time for the upcoming movie, how much would disney lose?

>>17541691
For the past 10 years the fuckkng has been relentless

>>17541691
I'm still up from last week but It wasn't worth missing out on the gains I could have had today

>>17541691
>have bobos ever been fucked this badly?
They were told time and time again to stop trying to time the market and yet here we are

>>17541629
I made it more accurate.

>>17541633
Big volatility = big option prices
Low volatility = little option prices

>>17541629
I hope in the future that's part of the "bankruptcy" section of their wikipedia page

>>17541663
but how do you find a stock with a futur

Fuck, the stock market is turning into the fucking crypto market with volatility levels

>>17541031
Bro, this isn't even a dead cat bounce, this is pure Fed manipulation.

We haven't even started to feel the supply disruption, US Corona Chan is also going parabolic this month which will massively suppress consumer spending. Either the Fed stops manipulating the market and it corrects hard, or they keep trying to pump it and we turn Japanese

What are your predictions for tomorrow...

>>17541687
Probably. I only use Robinshit because Im lazy as fuck and I have to walk downstairs to my other computer to login to my fidelity or etrade

GILD to the MOON

Bear bros...

This cannot be happening.

>>17541725
Improved the grammar.

>>17541741
Volatility will continue to drop. Sell options or wait for it to stabilize before buying. You can still lose if you buy a call when volatility is dropping.

>>17541739
cope harder lol

>>17541031
Bro I bought a little leveraged s&p friday (4k) by your advice. I was planning to buy more on the way down. YOU TOLD ME WE WERENT DONE DIPPING.
In al seriousness, i’m glad i did buy something. The other 80k is in regular S&P. Do you think we’ll see another dip?

>>17541703
how much did they lose when TROS tanked in china?

I told you fucking retards that Friday would be your last chance to get in cheap.
Imagine missing out on KO when it was 52 dollars lmao.

>>17541725
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha
bears legendarily BTFO for all time
>>17541739
>Bro, this isn't even a dead cat bounce, this is pure Fed manipulation.
>We haven't even started to feel the supply disruption, US Corona Chan is also going parabolic this month which will massively suppress consumer spending. Either the Fed stops manipulating the market and it corrects hard, or they keep trying to pump it and we turn Japanese
You aren't getting it, anon. KEEP BUYING. Simple as that. If everything goes to hell in a hand basket it didn't matter anyway cuz Socialism is a guarantee within the next couple of elections. I don't usually make predictions but I'll take a shot this time: buy and you will be happy. Keep shorting and you might make some short term money but you will miss out on a hell of a lot more long term money
>>17541773
>Bro I bought a little leveraged s&p friday (4k) by your advice. I was planning to buy more on the way down
>YOU TOLD ME WE WERENT DONE DIPPING
Hey, you take what you can get. Could be worse. Imagine trying to time this thing by going all in on shorts Friday afternoon

MY MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>17541533
I bought up some more dividend stocks at a lower price. Feels like I just got a raise. Good times.

>>17541629
what is the best brokerage to switch to with 30k+ dollars?

FUCKKK ROBINHOOD I'M FUCKING PISSEDER THAN PISSED

>>17541688
sometime in may.. pretty sure a move is coming.. i don't know if it's up or down.. but i really don't see any reason for it to head lower with all the future potential and recent news.. i don't wanna sell any calls right now because it'd be really shitty if it takes off and i get shares called away.. gotta hand it to whoever is managing and working that short position...

>>17541793
Wait are you saying socialism will be good for the market

>>17541691
Up for the day.

how is the market supposed to be legit and how are you supposed to legitimately trade when american government just fakes everything.

>>17541778
Are you being serious?
Star Wars was never expected to do well in China. The original movies never played there, so there was no fan base.

>>17540761
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I SOLD ON FRIDAY, IT HURTS

>>17541617
Look up income investing.

>>17541808
chase is pretty good. Can't buy certain volatility etfs though if that's what you're into.

>>17541826
By playing along, retard.

halp anon, what's your recommended trading books?

>>17541741
Spy 4000+

>>17541850
how is this not rigged? it makes no sense.

>tfw thought it was only going to be a small bump today
>continued my wage slave life only buying a couple of KO stocks
>largest fucking gains in the history of the market
Why couldn't I have been off today instead of tomorrow....

>>17541731
First, figure out an area of the economy you are knowledgeable about, then search for a bunch of tickers in that area, then one by one deep-dive research the companies, learn as much as you can, and then use that expertise and thorough research to make a choice.

is the /smg/ irc kill?

>>17541826
The American and Japanese government (now more) are pumping everything for eternity. If you dont understand this simple concept you will never make money. You Buy the Dip, or youre a fucking idiot

>>17541617
>How to Make Money in Stocks: A Winning System in Good Times or Bad
by William J. O'Neil

Good place to start for the fundamentals

>>17541808
TDAmeritrade, Schwab, Interactive Brokers, take your pick
>>17541821
>Wait are you saying socialism will be good for the market
No, I'm saying buy cuz I believe in the long term the market will go up. However, if the market should drop and you shorted then it's a Pyrrhic victory cuz with the political environment in the US right now a huge Japan style market crash would virtually guarantee a (real) Socialist gets elected within the next 2 election cycles so the money you made shorting would be worthless anyway. I don't wanna get into a true Scotsman argument regarding Socialism but I think the real version has been tried many times and has always resulted in death, poverty, and destruction

anyone feel really bad for making money when everybody is losing their retirement savings?

I've literally just got into the stock market on friday, I was excited to get into investing, and my first experience is having stocks sitting in robinhood as queued since friday afternoon as the market spikes hard.

Maybe this just isn't for me.

>>17541897
Ah so basically you’re saying, if you make money being bullish you win. If you make or money being bearish you lose either way

>>17541842
Don't know about starwars over there but I'm pretty sure the live action mulan movie was marketed for them, only there might be no one to see it over there when it comes out. They'll probably still make a profit though. People will watch anything they throw out these days, china or no china.

>>17541821
No, anon is saying there will be bigger problems than your lost money if the market really crashes.

>>17541934
You just have to get into investing and not gambling. Put some money in every paycheck and buy a dip now and then and you'll be rich in 10 years the slow way or gamble all your money and either make it or go broke

>>17541474
Chick on the right straight up looks like an orc in the thumbnail.

>>17541943
Make or lose*

havent been on all day, sadly, but had to come by to reiterate:
HOPE YOU FAGGOTS ALL GOT PHAT MARGINS AND A FISTFUL OF XANAX

have fun HODLing on the short side over the next few months
lesson here?
dont bet against the FED
or ur DED

>b-but i-it was s-supposed to go down f-f-forever
get fucking #REKT retards

ONTX is back on the upswing, good thing I bought more this morning before it took flight, now I've got 12260 shares in my name, earnings and p3 results and more conferences all to look forward to oh my. Now if DIS tanks down to $50 due to the Virus fear causing them to shut down the parks in Florida and Cali then hey I'll be buying into that some more. I know they're hurting now with the parks in Asia all shutdown and the mulan film getting held back.

>>17541927
lol good one

>>17541748
Diamond hands bro

Why are traders so irrational? There's no reason the bull market should continue.

>>17541434
I have LPTX but it's on rh.

Jesus man..............Bobo..................I-I'm sorry

>>17541954

stocks are so ridiculously high, and I was excited to make a big splash after this dip. Did robinhood cost me a once in a decade opportunity?

>>17541989
i would need the dow to drop 2k points by friday close. i guess anything is possible.

>>17541943
>Ah so basically you’re saying, if you make money being bullish you win. If you make or money being bearish you lose either way
Yes sir, based on the argument by the anon I was replying to of a Japanese style recession in America. We're on the same page. I've been bullish on SOXL since the price was much loser than it is even now and I was urging people to buy when it was higher cuz I know that timing the market is extremely difficult without inside information and regular buys be it monthly or whatever is better than waiting for a crash in the long run. I wish I could predict the market exactly and time dips and all that but based on the amount of bear euphoria Friday and people bragging about shorting over the weekend, it should be pretty obvious timing is a loser's strategy. When this is over my stack will be taller than probably every bear in here combined for one simple reason. I bought

Are we buying as much as we can at open bros or was this the biggest bull trap in the history of the market?

Dropped $10k on MSFT last week because some anon here told me to buy cheapies.

Thank you based anon! Great week for bulls!

Who else here corona-comfy now?

>>17541980
Be careful with those bags or soon you'll be posting under the trip ONTXanon

>>17541993
It's free money. Just watch the panic ensue once the earnings come out.

>>17542007
sorry but today is the new norm. 1k pumps every day. you should have listened to trump when he did the press conf

>>17542006
>once in a decade opportunity
More like once in a lifetime my dude

>>17542028

I guess it just has to go up every day. Trump will not accept anything less

>>17541474
Why do these dumb bitches think being followed by suspicious men is exclusive to women? Especially if you live in a large city. Gang bangers, thugs, etc. They don't care if you're a chick or a dude, you're gonna get jumped at night.
Fucking dumbass.

(((corporate actions)))

>>17540928
>Deficient

biotech were still the top earners by a wide margin

ROBINHOOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

why do the feds think a 1200 point pump will change anything?

>>17542030
It happened even worse in 2008. Unless you are literally 12.

>>17542045
Funny, but it's really just dividends according to the drop down

>>17542016
You already missed the train on Friday.

Evens today was a dead cat bounce
Odds the pump continues

>>17541850
hospitality taking a beating as predicted

>>17542006
Sure did, sorry bro.

>>17542076
Cope

>>17542104
>implying we're not going to get another 1k point increase tomorrow because of the (((Fed)))

>>17542137
you're absolutely right

NEW NEW NEW NEW

>>17542157

>>17542157

>>17542104
So you're saying it's over, we aren't going any higher? Time for crash? Cool

>>17542155
cope

>>17542076
they dont
they just needed to catch the knife to minimize the amount of hedgies leaping from windows. thats a real bad look

once yall FOMO back in long, youll be used for liquidity to help large banks and hedges get out enough so they dont have to report being underwater this quarter

fuckin way she goes
we CRAB nao

>>17542017
Did you get out today?

>>17542177
you're a virgin

>>17541201
Yes, they'll also be half functional being slap together by enslaved nomads

>>17541146
>hahaha epic plebbit moment hahaha
Kys nigger

>>17542244
Naah. I'm in it for a while. surface pro has won the productivity tablet war with apple and is now executing survivors. Dynamics will cut at least 30% market share from Salesforce in the next 3 years.
MSFT is the golden bull God emperor stock for me.

>>17542002
Then you’re still a leap chad.
I sold 80/100 shares today but will
Likely buy back if it dips.

They rang the bell at the Nasdaq close on Friday or something! I have a good feeling about them.

>>17542017
heh. Glad I bought too. Even my Rh account grabbed some BRKB in Friday. Wish it did shit today...

>>17541944
Mulan could hurt but it’s not like they fucked it up. I was just responding to the star wars FUD from chinese box office. No one expected Star Wars to do well in bugland.

>>17542572
just tucked msft cheapies in my retirement account and will revisit in 10 years.

>>17541793
>keep buying when there is no viable way this doesn't fall hard in the next 3-6m
Sell me on real term growth this year.

Scenario 1) Fed, despite a global recession, tries to keep the market green -> Capital follows to non-depreciating assets, even if nominal prices can be maintained (big big if), gold etc will out pace them

Scenario 2) Fed doesn't buoy the market -> Market falls hard

Scenario 3) Everything is rainbows and kittens and we develop a cure for Corona Chan in the next week and China shutting down causes no economic slowdown -> Pure delusion. We're 1yr to never from a vaccine (we've never developed a working vaccine for a coronavirus), none of our anti-virals look promising, which just leaves immunoglobulin therapy, which is expensive and won't cut hospitalization just mortality

>>17541146
>mfw there are niggers who use robbinghood for anything other than an mobile ticker tracker
>mfw there are niggerfaggots who actually go to reddit
>mfw niggerfaggotlardasstrannieswhowillnevermakeit post their stupid bullshit on /biz/
you deserve everything that happens to you

>>17541527
Is that a doll?

>>17541850
Where is this chart from

>>17543300
https://finviz.com/map.ashx?t=sec_all&st=