/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fuck tripfags

FIRST FOR DUDE WEED

Fuck Robinhood

The Jews did this.

>Not strangling the market

Who cares if stocks go up or down, as long as they don't stay the same

>>17538122
First for Robinhood traders getting BTFO!!! We all knew that it was garbage.

>>17538140
indeed

ROBINHOOD FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>17538139
When I'm older I wanna be trip fag

Corona spreading like the plauge in Europe and yet the markets go Up ? I dont get it

>>17538130
Are you serious? Top fucking kek. There you guys go for using a garbage hippie brokerage

Is this a bull trap?

robinhood's asleep post bears

My dad works at robinhood, expect them to be down all week. There will be reimbursements down the line, but it will not be done quickly or easily for small-time users.

i'm gay

>>17538122
fucking ROBINHOOOD AHHHHH

So uh...which animal market are we officially in?

yuh

Seriously tho, fuck Robinhood.

I have 3k how do I make money

>he didn't buy the dip
>he didn't buy in the last time stocks will be under 27,000
it's like you don't like making money

SELL SELL SELL

We got to cocky aaaAAAAAA

>>17538134
FuUuUuUuCKKKKK TRIPNIGGERS

>>17538154
Virus is over

>he actually thought this wasnt a deadcat bounce
>he thought this time was different
>"relief rally"
>"buy the dip"
>"this is the bottom"
>"unironically, this is a great time to buy"

/smg/ is like 8 guys in a casino around the roulette table talking about air pressure and humidity in the casino, and the length of the croupier fingers

The whole market is getting delisted

>>17538165
Panda market
Can only survive with artificial support

>>17538170
Suck cock

>>17538176
yes fuck me in the but

>>17538184
Panda?

>>17538134
based

It seems like every few months or so, we get a day where people on /robinhood general/ uh, I mean /smg/ are bitching about how robinhood is totally shitting the bed (again). Everybody should've already moved to a different broker as soon as the big boys ditched their fees.

>>17538119

I am just thrilled by this entire situation. Remember lads, Christ is our savior and money is irrelevant in the Kingdom of God.

weed is my identity WE IS LIFE.
I'M ALL IN ACB! WHOS WITH ME?!?!

>>17538163
YO ME TOO I JUST SMOKED SOME WEED(COCK)

>he didn't follow the relief rally
>he didn't buy at the 26k floor
>he didn't understand that now is unironically a great time to buy

>>17538181
Lost, gg

>>17538204
if youre going to shitpost at least make it funny. this is so cringe worthy.

Just got a huge buy signal for TMDX, it's a sign. Buy it today before earnings.

other trading apps are having "server errors" too

the feds don't want you trading

>>17538198
I moved on after the last big outage and clearly it was the right move

soon

>>17538198
What is this glownigger shit? We’ve never had issues of this size for this long and an update was pushed last night.

any fellow bongs itt? what's ur play atm?

>>17538219
You know whats cringeworthy? tripfagging. wanna know what's even more cringeworth? tripfagging under
>WeEeEEeEEEeEEEEEeEEeeeBRO0O0O0

>>17538219
you're constantly shitposting and it isn't funny

GUYS SPY IS FALLING WHAT DO?
>jk I already bought puts

>>17538220
Dr Mengele has blessed our gains
BUY BUY BUY

>>17538222
Source?

>be too fucking greedy like a retard, don't cash out at +200%
>do this three times in just the past 3 weeks
>lost $40k
how do i stop being so fucking greedy. each time the day before it felt like there is no way this could go the other way around, and then it does just fucking that

>>17538234
Going down to Gregg's to get me a knife license to cut up my stargazy pie

Any fags using revolut to trade

Should I buy today or wait ?

>>17538181

Kek are felons even allowed to own stocks?

>literally no volume
>brokers not working
>rally happening
really makes you think who is in charge right now

>>17538246
wish i would have waited to buy SQQQ.
saw this rally coming and yet i bought anyway.
oh well, now i'm hodl gang

>>17538267

>>17538252
Perhaps limit/stop is your friend?? Set it and forget it.

>>17538239
>>17538240
thanks for (you) faggots lmfao. seething anon trannies get BTFOD day after day. also stop cringe posting, its gay as fuck. but knowing youre both faggots i guess its assumed.

What the fuck!! You assholes said we were going to be red!!! +800 points on the dow jones is one for the fuckking record book. this is like the most exact opposite of red you can get. +800 points in a single day. Fuck you assholes.

>>17538232
>all the other times it shit the bed didn't count because the turds weren't as big as this time

Well, good thing Robinhood is still down or I would have panic bought the top already.

>>17538122
Down 34k in 4 months

>>17538267
Yeah bro, the literal hundreds of RH dollars not circulating must mean that it’s an artificial pump!!

My only regret was selling last Friday and not today.

>>17538122

>>17538196
NO LING-LING STOP

>>17538289
audibly kek'd

Is this the moment the feds stepped in?

>>17538181
Hey some of us do make money sometimes.

>>17538229
Honestly, this week has to be a dead cat bounce. Going to go back into UVXY soon. The stupidity surrounding this coronavirus crap hasn't even peaked and Robinhood is shitting it's guts out. Something fucky is happening here...

>>17538283
the only thing i care about is seeing MO fall, and it is rapidly reversing its gains today

>>17538234
vegemite toast and summer heights high mate

>>17538290
>selling last Friday

>>17538282
whats wrong meme man? thought we are like.. gonna die

yeah nah.

goodbye

plz help me mr. Market

>he isn’t selling puts on shit he wanted to buy anyway and getting paid to scoop up cheapies

>double top after bounce
Oh no ahahahaha

seething tranny btfo lmoa lol kek its cringe but its gonna be biblical

>>17538140>>17538144

is there an ETA for robinhood coming back online or is everyone in the dark?

who else here going to quit robinhood for this? if enough of us quit they might feel obligated to bribe users back with free shit which we can take, then leave again

>>17538222
With the insanely vague but confident warnings that were posted on Friday when people speculated about holding over the weekend, I wouldn’t be surprised if this were legitimately a coordinated intelligence action.

>>17538289
You're a fucking idiot. Stop projecting your financial station onto others.

>>17538316
If you were holding a violitility stock like UVXY then yeah.

So what will happen to shorts once RH opens? Are you all gonna get liquidated at your stop losses or further up since the system was doing? In other words is this a frontend or backend issue?

>>17538328
gonna transfer my shit to fidelity tomorrow. already have all my other stuff with them.

>under 2%

Told you

>>17538328
They won’t come back today because they know if they do they’ll lose all their business immediately. They’ll give you a day or two to cool down, that or the SEC will halt their operations for investigation, in which case you can rest easy knowing the game was stacked the whole time.

>>17538337
well if i could have closed my puts i would have made money.

hopefully it keeps dropping though.

>>17538308
>vegemite
degenerate

>>17538337
>the system was doing?
was down*

Venga bears are back in town boyos.

>>17538342
dios mio

>>17538328
i want to pick a different broker, but i'm honestly not sure which would even be better. they all seem like they either have fuckups like this or charge you out the nose to make trades

>>17538295
This chart predicts, like, three months of bull with >5% gains before it starts crashing again. I'm not sure I can get on board with that.

this is gonna be the bull trap to end all bull traps

if youre still holding might as well kys now

>>17538337

I think at this point it won’t open at all today. They know people are pissed and wanting to gtfo

>>17538349
Right I guess most of you buy puts instead of shorting.

>>17538337
Everyone is losing everything unless SPY moons like a mofo we need volatility the other way because too many niggas trying to ice skate uphill, please God just have Robinhooders go on a buying spree to end them all lets do a 7% move up on SPY Wednesday after two green closes

>>17538342
LOOK at THOSE absolute HONKERS

>>17538362
jokes on you I am 50% bonds and 10% precious metals

what ever.. the top of the spring is in. It's shorting time Bobo

>>17538295
ftfy

>>17538122
Call JG Bear Bro.... 877 - Crash - Now....

>>17538342
milk truck arrive

>>17538368
I wont fuck with margin trading. Puts or I stay away.

>>17538328
Never was into robinhood and so far no confirmations. Anons have tried reaching their tech support but haven't gotten any help. I always said and warned Anons since 2018 that Robinhood is shit and you get what you pay for. I mean robinhood traders were getting burned from the beginning on how much slower and crappier their trading platform is and now they are paying the ultimate price I guess. Robinhood is one cold motherfucker for doing this. Honestly shaking my head senpai but fuck it bro it's their life.

>>17538337
Screen shot your stop loss positions and when RH is back, screen shot any positions that didn't close at your SL.

Then email them requesting them to help.

Etoro refunded my positions that didn't close at the stop loss. So if my SL was -50 and it actually closed at -100 thru gave me €50

>>17538373
>50% bonds
I too enjoy losing money to inflation

Threadly

>In light of the high similarity between SARS-CoV and SARS-CoV2, it is quite likely that the potential neuroinvason of SARS-CoV-2 plays an important role in the acute respiratory failure of COVID-19 patients. According to the complaints of a survivor, the medical graduate student (24 years old) from Wuhan University, she must stay awake and breathe consciously and actively during the intensive care. She said that if she fell asleep, she might die because she had lost her natural breath
> the precaution with masks will absolutely be the most effective measure to protect against the possible entry of the virus into the CNS. >Since SARS-CoV2 may conceal itself in the neurons from the immune recognition, complete clearance of the virus may not be guaranteed even the patients have recovered from the acute infection. In support of this, there is evidence that SARS-CoV-2 is still detectable in some patients during the convalescent period 43. Therefore, given the probable neuroinvasion the risk of SARS-CoV-2 infection may be currently underestimated.
>underestimated
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.1002/jmv.25728

>>17538363
Coordinated compensation package for 3/2 expiry options tomorrow in an email along with an alternative noon open announcement is my guess.

>>17538342
I would marry her regardless of her personality.

>tfw they didn't listen

Entered $10k worth of puts with SPY at 302. Pray for me lads.

>>17538184
mmh, panda bear

>>17538394
>tlt up 12% this quarter
y-yeah totally losing money

>>17538289
lel

KLOBUCHAR HAS DROPPED OUT

ITS BLOOMCHAD VS MARX VS SLAVEMASTER

>>17538397

It’s nothing.

China gonna save the world economy

>>17538428
you forgot buttgag

>>17538428
>KLOBUCHAR
literally who

>>17538428
i barely know who that is

>BREAKING: U.S. Senator Amy Klobuchar is dropping out of the race for president, will endorse Joe Biden - AP
Told you, next one will be Pete and after that Obama. They will throw everything behind Biden in hope of pushing Sanders to the side. Predicable as shit after a nice kebab

>>17538359
I don't think that will happen too. If there aren't any news about the virus in a few months, then there won't be any effects except something else happened

>>17538445
pete already dropped out retard

>He bought back in?

>Call the CDC. Release the real numbers.

>>17538440
BUTTPLUG DROPPED OUT YESTERDAY

>>17538440
buttplug dropped out yesterday

>>17538437
Where were you when the wiggers finished learning how to drink, smoke, gamble and eat pork so they were able to save the world economy?

>>17538453
I'm talking about endorsement you fucking retard

>>17538460
oh damn, how did i not hear about that

>>17538445
>Told you, next one will be Pete
he dropped out last night dude

>>17538445
who gives a shit

Sold novan on the pop.
It keeps going.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>17538453
>>17538467
What made you type this considering I wrote Obama right after Pete? I'm curious

>>17538140
glad i slept in this morning then
fucking robinjew isnt working eh?

>>17538328
Can a trading company bounce back from something like this? I mean, it’s be one thing to go down at a time when there was relatively little happening. But now?

bullchads rise up

>>17538484
Obama isnt eligble

>>17538441
literally some democrat broad from montana or something.. her platform was, i will take your rights away and have the hairiest bush you'll ever see. vote for me. AMY 2020

tripfags coping hard today

>WA announcement in 20 minutes

>>17538460
>>17538462
WHAT THE FUCK
BUT WE NEED A PRESIDENT WHO SUCKS COCK AND EATS ASS AND GETS FUCKED IN HIS ASS AND EATS CUM

>>17537081

>>17538403
Better watch out Anon, guys like you get hit with divorce like you never seen it comin.

>>17538492
I thought they could re-run after waiting 4 years

>>17538502
Obama

>>17538484
Bro, your post was, like, two (2) tweets long. You can't expect people to read and understand all that before mashing out a reply.

>>17538499
Who's the most beautiful chinawoman in the world?

>>17538502
Like Pete Bootyfag? I don't think he will get the democratic nominee since they found out he was a white male.

I feel like now matter what I do, i'm about to get baited

>>17538466
because it's literally not even news worthy... did you really think a faggot was going to get into the white house? I mean we know Obama married a man, but like at least she tried to be a tranny. This guy just tip toes around the issue of his husband.

>>17538521
Briana Wu

this is just everyone panic buying currently driving everything up right?

>>17538507
With all the stuff that is going up for no raisin the only one that should increase during events like this is going down, like yeah i'm sure that Facebook will have troubles during the virus crisis.

>>17538487
No way, especially not with the segment RH targets. If this wasn’t an exit scam or glownigger op to begin with, it’s an exit scam now.

>>17538436
>It's nothing bro! It's just like cold sores, bro! expect when it breaks out you stop breathing in your sleep! fucking nothing bro, just the sniffles bro!

>>17538500
Are they? I wouldn't know

>>17538530
What makes you say that

Is it because you're dumb

>>17538514
And I thought Obama was a nigger

>>17538529
Pete and Amy both dropped out, we're down to four now.
Bloomberg 2020! He'll make interest rates -2.5% and make the markets MOON

>>17538542
its the fed u normie

>>17538563
You say that crap

>>17538514
After saying this

>>17538521
There's at least 2 different women in china... I know my friend has a chinese gf, and she has at least one friend, also neither of those women are xi's wife or their own mother, so that makes at least 5 different women in china. so like probably one of those 5 is more pretty than the others.

>>17538542
Consensus seems it's the market doing a dead cat bounce. It's risky either way right now.

>>17538542
yes, panic and blind faith that the other shoe is just not going to drop

>>17538547
well everyone will have problems if production stops or slows down significantly. FBs revenue comes from ads, who's gonna advertise if they cant sell stuff

>>17538491
Bulls tomorrow.

imagine buying puts today

>>17538547
Actually I feel that China would just shut down their internet to prevent shit talk and organizing in a situation like this

>>17538566
I'm going to throw up if 2020 presidential election comes down to two dirty New Yorkers as candidates. That in itself makes me want to short the American markets...

>>17538328

They ran off with the money dude

>>17538566

>four

heresy

TULSIMENTUM RISING

>>17538567
if you're going to use my trip, at least don't call people normies... that's such a dickhole move.

>>17538572
I asked you a question

Answer it

>>17538577
True but more and more people will check out social media

>>17538579
Imagine not buying puts today
oh wait I FUCKING CAN'T
FUCKING ROBINHOG FUCK FAGGOT FUCK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17538581
the internet is still working in China. I chatted today with a person living in China.

>>17538581
They already did, kinda.

>>17538613
why aren't you using a real broker?

>>17538613
imagine actually using robinhood

>>17538614
Is facebook restricted

>>17538562
Nice bubble, snowflake.

>>17538623
>>17538624
i will as soon as I can get my money out of robbing hood

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH SOMEONE TELL THE BOGS TO HURRY UP AND MAKE THE CALL

>>17538593
Don't worry.
Here's whats gonna happen. Bernie gonna get some 60%+ of the popular primary vote, Dems will pick Biden who has ~25%
Trump will then win and have another 4 years.
So don't worry, the outcome is already determined.

>>17538613
get fucked soihood user

>>17538598
youre using my trip. y dont u fk off

>>17538618
I AM INTUITIVE AS FUCK

I AM THE GOOK WHISPERER

fair warning guys
if Bernie gets the nominee we are going to fucking tank the rest of the week.
Please cover your longs with at least 1% short hedges

Someone at robinhood must pay for this with his life

>>17538625
yes, but I used WeChat

>>17538625
>>17538614
Kek what kind of a retarded question is that. Mainland China's internet sucks and no they don't have fb or yt.... seriously wtf...

>>17538628
Thanks, its nice to limit your exposure to retardation

>>17538597
How did everybody drop out of the race before Bloomberg even started? He pay them off or something? So we got Tusli-Chan, Pocahontas, Biden, Bernie, and some ex-Republican NY billionaire. I mean stop and frisk and putting the police where crimes are committed made a ton of sense... Like why would you even put the police where there are no criminals lmao.

You did buy the dip right?

>>17538642
You seem upset

Is it because your mom fucks niggers

>>17538641
i see

WHO OWNS/ OPERATES ROBINHOOD

I NEED NAMES

>>17538648
Lol i forgot pochahontas was still running

>>17538654
Nigger tier response from a nigger

Mexico superpower in 2021

>>17538651
>he fell for the bull trap

>>17538651

It will be down 2.4% by the close

>>17538670
t. nigger

>>17538639
Wait. Nominee? What's happening in burgerland?

>>17538671
Annex Mexico and turn them into our slave class cmon what are we waiting for

I know its more coastline but a border with that country thats under mexico is way smaller

g-guys I think it's heading back down

Spxs will be in the green by after hours. Calling it now.

>he didn't buy the dip
>he's holding onto cash right as the fed is about to make cash worth less

All in all, I now have 960 tins of food (beans, chickpeas, deenz etc)

Should be over 1,000 tomorrow

>>17538667
we literally need her to stay in as long as she can... she pulls votes from bernie the hardest.

>>17538682
>get called out for being a low iq nigger
Isn't funny how niggers refer to each other as niggers?

Hows the stock market doing today? Just got here. Is it stable this week or gonna drop? I think it's clear at this point that coronavirus isn't going away any time soon and the states is finding serveral untraceable cases all around the country

>>17538160

My dad works at Nintendo . Robin Hood will be back up in 2 hours tops

>boss went to portland and san francisco last week
>he just went home feeling sick
FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>17538719
nobody knows, our phone app won't tell us

>>17538160
How to prevent selling

>>17538688
Super Tuesday

Which companies gained the most? I see that Facebook and Uber are still eating poo.

>>17538711

You’re an idiot.

>>17538673
>he got shook out of the market over a flu

>>17538660
LUUUL

>Kirkland lake is dumping hard after a good opening
Why do I have calls open for this turd

What's the difference between a short and a put

>>17538719
It's over, we are bull until people panic about Corona again and Robinhood owners getting what they deserve.

>>17538642
Just buy a roaming data sim from Hong Kong then you can use Facebook or YouTube unrestrictedly in Mainland China.

So which broker beats Robinhood as far as mobile convenience goes?

Guys, besides SQQQ, how else should I benefit from the bull trap?

>>17538738

200 of those are reserved for family who cant be bothered to prep

>>17538717
Imagine taking loose posting practices and believing this is in any way an indication of potential mental performance

Thats uh... nigger tier

Try to be more dimmensional

GO DOWN ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17538748
short is getting on green but not making it in
put is what you do to hit the ball in the hole while on the green

>RH is loading but its all retarded

Just like me for using this POS

>>17538768
Spxs

>>17538771

Well that’s nice of you but it won’t be necessary

can anyone explain to me what the Stock Market even represents these days?
It seems to be an elaborate, self contained scam.

>>17538765
webull looks pretty good.

>>17538765

>He doesnt have a physical desk at the London Stock Exchange

>>17538747
Should have bought stock. This was just the first wave.

>>17538735
>Super tuesday.
>Super bowl.

America sure has a flair for naming things.

>non-RH fags pretending their broker doesn't shut down all the time as well and charge them out the ass
Haha, you fags, can't we all just agree on fuck all brokers AND ESPECIALLY ROBINHOOD

RH is up! Time to sell!

yoooo lmao, my SUMR is up fucking 24% today.

>>17538781
Yeah, this is gonna hurt them.
It's not my main thing but I have an account and it doesn't feel good to have money trapped in it.

>>17538768
Faz

>>17538753
No shit but that is expensive and they are watching you while you do that shit. Mainland Chinese still don't get access or bother using YouTube and facebook. They copy our shut with their own shit like WeChat. They even have didi which is like uber. Look I go to China a lot, like 8 times last year alone (kind of fucking sucks). The Chinks over there are too lazy and stubborn to change their shitty standards. They may become a super power soon but they culture is still a couple of hundred of years behind...

>>17538806
do the broker in the us charge for switching to another broker?

>>17538428
obama forced her to drop out. he also called buttigieg telling him to stop as well. lmao the fix is in against bernie again, its 2016 all over

Don't you faggots realize even your calls are losing value because of IV?

>>17538806
I made a couple of trades today, how about you?

>>17538822
same. Gonna let any pending transfers finish then move this over to fidelity where I have around 60% of my real $

>>17538775
Spoken like a true nigger. You should see how many niggers are on /pol/ then.

>>17538829
some of them just use a VPN

>>17538842
shh dont tell them
I want to keep selling options

>>17538816
tried submitting an order
still nothing

>>17538851
I wish I had the balls to sell naked calls.

>>17538845
did too

waiting for a fed pop to make more in the next 2 days

still mostly cash

>>17538618
Wow that's almost as repressive and dystopian as New Zealand (but not quite).

Two more hours of this shit. Haven't slept in over twenty four hours.

>>17538816
Nigger!

You got me

>>17538719
The Feds are artificially pumping the market. It shouldn't last for long.

>>17538870
sleep>$

t. former hardcore insomiac

>>17538502
obama told him to wait 4 or 8 more years. we will see him again next election

>>17538850
Yeah but they have been combating vpns even harder and harder over the years. I swear to God they are testing some of their AI technology to just blocking vpns these days. I use nordvpn over there and it's gotten painful searching for servers that don't get blocked and it's kind of sporadic too.

>>17538848
I think you just want to argue

Not unlike, a nigger

>>17538711
Best case scenario you have extra food in your house and the whole thing blows over.
Worst case you can survive from your stash for a while.

Nothing wrong with being prepped.

>>17538618
these fucking twitter screenshots without source URLs, i hate this era.
https://twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1233839507579031559

>>17538771
You shouldn't all-in tins. Get some varieties.

>>17538440
Penis buttngag

> Port of Los Angeles is projecting a 25% drop in container volumes this month, as the economic impact of the coronavirus spreads across shipping operations and foreign supply chain. Imagine if 1 in 4 goods imported from Asia suddenly stopped coming. Impact just starting.

https://twitter.com/ericliptonnyt/status/1233933834670002177?s=21

Threadly reminder there will be no vaccine

>Immunity against coronaviruses appears to be short-lived. Epidemiologic studies of coronavirus infection have demonstrated high reinfection rates. In human volunteer experiments, infection with a 229E-like coronavirus only induced effective immunity short-term because rechallenge with homotypic virus, the 229E serotype, resulted in infection and illness. In addition, under certain circumstances, vaccines against animal coronaviruses have led to enhanced disease
https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/medicine-and-dentistry/coronavirus-infection

>>17538581
they already did retard. wuhan had its internet completely shut down weeks ago

Imagine believing that a pandemic is bullish

>>17538893
>maybe we are just two white guys calling each other niggers
Wouldn't that really be ironic? Like nigger tier levels ironic.

>>17538879
How much money does it cost to pump it? Couldn't they do it for a while if it saves the economy and pretends bigger losses in the long-run?

im gonna bite the bullet and wait until expy on my puts. fuck it.

She's going down! What are we shorting? Should I long VIX?

>>17538889
I regularly talk with a girl from China and she just uses a free vpn. I forgot the name of it tho.

>>17538625
everything is restricted and monitored. they have literally spent hundreds of millions on AI to search and find dissenting "negative" posts and comments. china is the ulitimate police state

>>17538918
corona-chan is here to stay forever

How do I move my stocks from Robinhood to another broker?

You're going to be left behind.

>inb4 2:30 (((Fed)) statement

>>17538648
they are all under the DNC-Obama-Clinton thumb. Bloomberg is autonomous since he has his own billions and ego to power through

>>17538948
your broker should have instructions on it

>>17538728
>PDX & SF
probably just aids

>>17538928
Nigronic

>>17538714
we want bernie to win the primary so he can get demolished in the general

Why does the bloody fed need to pump the damn market?? These companies have their supply chain disturbed, the stocks going down is natural why the fuck are they trying to artificially pump it? wtf is this cunt.

>can't access my fidelity account anymore
the fuck is going on today?

ROBIN HOOD IS BACK ONLINE NEGROES

>>17538943
Let me know please, you have no idea how annoying that shit is. I don't care what it's called as long as it works.

>>17538946
Im aware

It truly is a fun time asking stupid questions you know the answer to around people in love with the business world, the kingdom of pseuds and yes men

>>17538975
Just hold

This is the "Return to normal"

Smart money will dump long positions at the end of each day

Huge pending crash once cluster cases happen in NY / CA

This market is so fucking bullshit lmao

pump so people can sell on the fed move

what a fucking joke of a market, just tutes trying to dump on retails

>>17538948
open new brokerage account, tell them you want to ACAT out of robinhood, they'll tell you what to do

honestly if you could afford to, liquidate on robinhood, don't give them 75 dollars

>Robin Hood back online
>spy shoots up $2
Why do robin shits ruin everything

>>17538974
all the other central banks are doing it too, (I'm not sure about the european one)

>YANG UBI BAD
>FED FAKE MONEY FOR MY STOCKERINOS GOOD

>>17538974
Jerome doesn't want to be remembered as the front-man when the recession comes knocking the door.

>>17538829
>Expensive
Acceotable for rare and/or emergency use
>Watching you
Of course
>Copying
That shall be part of the trade war if Trump actually understand what's going on
>Didi
Uber's investors made them sold their Chinese business to Didi
>>17538850
For Hong Kong carrier they have agreement with Chinese carriers or are themselves branch of Chinese carriers, so they are not affected by VPN crackdowns
>>17538889
Yes there are some essays about how they're using deep leaening to train programs to identify packages that are sent by proxy tools.
Also, some Chinese domestic software will report users IP back to developers if abnormal jump are found which they will then report back ti government department, if the IP addresses are being found to bypass censorship and is popular enough then that would be banned.

>>17538978
Please report damage everyone

>>17538428
You forgot Pocahontas

>>17538618
Nan, what they're announcing is just this:
Good News: All bad news have been eliminated!

>>17538836
No idea. I'm new to this stock shit, to be honest. But >>17538996 makes it sound like they do charge you for transferring

RH STILL BROKE FOR ME FUCK

>>17538838
Obama told Biden not to run.

>FIVE DEATHS IN WASHINGTON

>>17539005
G7 is going to have talks tomorrow and decide further action. I'm not an economist so I don't understand this shit. Why do they have to keep the stock market floating high?? Is it only suppoose to go up?? Do they come in if the stock market goes up too quickly and make it go down too?? Fucking ass wankers.

>>17538197
Kek

>>17539021
Yeah i totally did lol

>>17538556
Why are you like this

>bears keep getting btfo all day

>>17539034
Still not selling my puts. Day traded some tqqq options for quick cash on the dead cat bounce. It's gonna get worse before it gets better

>>17539030
yeah its only kind of functional right now

>>17539046
Central bank intervention SHOULD end the discussion on whether or not markets always go up

Protip: they always go up

FED DDOSED ROBINHOOD TO PREVENT PANIC SELLING

>SHADOW TRADING HALT
>SHADOW TRADING HALT
>SHADOW TRADING HALT

>BEARS GET FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!!!!!
Should I buy more?

>>17538915

Any of you RH retards want a Schwab referral code so you can open up a real brokerage account? If so, drop a throwaway e-mail.

3 new deaths in King County.

Current death rate in KC is 35.71%

>>17538342
>tfw ywn being beaten to death with such humongous and beautiful knockers

Waiting for the closing hour sell-off. Be sure not to miss it, bobobros.

>>17539093
I mean
we are talking about a retirement home here

>>17538979
I'm really sorry. I just seached for it in the chat logs, but it was before I got a new phone so it's gone and I can't ask her because she is sleeping.

>>17539045
>STOP POSTING REALITY! JUST LET ME BELIEVE THE DELUSION!!1
'no'

>>17539082
nigga why you acting like we need your referral to open an account? you going to split the 500 dollar referral bonus with us? no? then fuck outta here

>>17539031
its too late for that. he has told buttplug and klobuchar to drop out so the party can coalesce around biden

>>17539093
This is where the real panic starts

>>17539114
That's a good wojak.

I might really write off this entire account come back Thursday either this market moons or crashes or I move my cash into etrade

>>17539123
at 10+
at 100+

>>17539065
This but unironically. Any glownigger here want to at least help anon make up the losses?

>>17539115
YOU get the bonus you fucking retard.

Now what

>>17539150
who cares, how many caught a cold or hurt their knee this weekend?

>>17539150
Blood sacrifice to pump the market.

>>17539161
Not an argument

>>17538918
i love you corona-chan

>>17539034
link?

>>17539093
>5 dead, 14 known cases, 2% mortality rate
So at least ~250 unknown spreaders out there.

reminder

death 1->10->100 because it's not linear.

>>17539161
this doesn't matter, because only the amount of panic is going to affect the economy

>>17539161
this is retarded and you know it is

>>17539177
or it mutated into a new version that attacks the nerves responsible for breathing. So you have to manual breath and not sleep as long as possible until you finally succumb.

a chinese nurse suffering said this is what happened to her, she had to stay awake to survive.

>>17539150
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT POST BNODESK AS A NEWS SOURCE ITS NOT A REAL SOURCE. WE NEED ANOTHER 253 INDEPENDENT SOURCES TO VERIFY YOUR CLAIM FUCKIN BEARFAG LMAO STOP FEAR MONGERING ON THIS CHILEAN STREET SHITTING FORUM. FUCKIN NEWFAG

>>17539065
Makes sense why option premiums all tanked today.

>Anons predicting warm, dry weather will stop corona
>Corona sets up it's first North American base in Washington State where it can keep re-infecting the rest of the country

You can't fool mother nature

>>17538747
Gold mining stocks are the biggest fucking scam

>>17539194
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/28103598

Coronavirus Infections in the Central Nervous System and Respiratory Tract Show Distinct Features in Hospitalized Children.

Not just lungs

>>17539177
that 2 percent mortality rate is based on cooked chinese numbers. Nobody has any idea what the real mortality rate is, although im not suggesting its a high as what KC is currently showing

>>17539194
Dude that is the most insane thing I have heard in my life, lmao. I don't even know where to start.
>t. medfag

i've heard corona is attacking your testicles now is this true?

>>17539221
kek maybe it causes intense sleep apnea from the nervous system effects

>>17539046
>Day
Check the 1 week charts (;
I always win. You always lose. Simple. Keep chasing my patterns.

>>17539112
Eh no worries, I mean I will find one anyway. I chat with my Chinese lady friends over wechat so I don't need for communication there. I do need a good vpn to consistently access my email for work while over there.

Funny thing is, this cute little Chinese girl I used to bang in Shanghai just messaged me 2 months ago that she had a fiancee. Recently she has been messaging me a lot more because quarantine is boring and a lot of work is just cancelled but I basically told her to message me once her fiancee doesn't make it because let's be real she is wasting my time chatting with me cuss she is bored and misses bigger dick.

>>17539194
They are literally the same nerves. There is no special bundle that allows you to manually breathe vs. autonomic.

>>17539221
>t. medfag
Why is TMDX down? What did I do to deserve this?!?!?!!~?!?!?!?

>>17539229
I think you'r confusing the virus with Corona the latina dominatrix

>>17539229
l-lewd

>>17539194
That's how Corona Chan kills.

Hiding from the immune system in neurons is also known feature of the coronavirus family, probably why the false negative rate of the test kits is so high, and why reinfection is possible

Russel 2k just rolled over for the day. Get the whiskey ready

>>17539229
If you get reinfected you can get sterile

SIX DEATHS IN WASHINGTON!!!

>>17539247
dude can you stop interrupted my bro science

A chinese nurse said she couldn't automatic breathe anymore. She had the disease. Also the human body is more complex, maybe it caused a genetic response in her epigenome triggering a mutation to manual-only breathing now.

>>17539239
>>17539112
Can't you fags delight each other on WeChat and leave this sub out of it ffs

SEVEN DEATHS IN WASHINGTON?!?!?!?@?@!?

Red close on deck, prepare

>>17539069
yes give me more money lol. Please buy this garbage.

>>17539249
China and India makes all your medicine. China is running at maybe 10% output and India is next.

Deaths have increased again in washington, just in the time this press conference was going on. Now at 6

>>17539249
Earnings not out until after close and I said every time I shilled it that I considered this to be a long hold, not a overnight 2x. I unironically bought more at $14.90 tho.

>>17538974
Because Trumps presidency is at risk

>>17539287
all my TMDX is on RH so I can neither add nor unload.

>>17539292
BUT THE ECONOMY IS IN SUCH GREAT SHAPE AS PER TRUMP/FED. WHY WOULD THEY CUT RATERINOS?

>>17539273
That is impossible, the human body doesn't work like that. If she is conscious and breathing, then you choked her out, she would continue breathing lel.

Someone has been trying really hard to pin SNSS just above 1.00 all day by dropping big bids and 1.01 and big asks at 1.03/1.04. I have no idea why.

You all ready? Time to scoop up your cheap SQQQ and SDOW

>>17539287
what makes you so sure about TMDX, quick rundown please anon

Bogdanoff, he bought the dip.
>Doooommmpt it.

>>17539300
That sucks bro, they fucked me during the Iran WW3 thing when I couldn't offload my Lockheed because the app went down. I suggest switching brokers as soon as you can liquidate your holdings.

>>17539220
SARS was less lethal in White's, whether due to lower ACE2 receptor concentrations or stronger a immune system from the black death is currently debated. Either way, it can be safely assumed that unknown spreaders in WA number in the low hundreds at least

>>17539311
I got robbinhood'd

Good thing I've been short on the market for over a week so I don't have to change any of my positions

>finally correctly predict the market
>robinhood fucks me
why are we still here? just to suffer?

Robinhood is still not letting me trade

>>17539310
Fuck off you nigger criminal tripfag stocktwits shill

>>17539229
The latest I've picked up from the LARPers on /pol/ is that it can give you lung fibrosis which causes lung cancer. Some also say it unironically gives you AIDS. But /pol/ says a lot of things so don't lose sleep over it

Wtf is going on??? Market is green but volatility stocks like UVXY are up as well. Ech this is a really uncomfortable sign that I can't make heads or tails of.

my portfolio is frozen at 9:32am still

>>17539317
i'd have to pay their 75 shekel fee...dont wanna liquidate some of my calls. I can transfer options contracts to fidelity right?

HEALTH OFFICIALS REVISE TOTAL NUMBER OF CONFIRMED CORONAVIRUS CASES IN WASHINGTON STATE TO 18, INCLUDING SIX DEATHS


OHNONONON ITS WORSE THAN U THOT KEK

>>17538441
How can you forget the woman who eats her salads with a comb

>>17539331
>Thinking the stock market is anything but rigged
they knew

>>17539340
It's called a dead cat bounce. Why would the fears go away when things are just beginning in the US?

Thread Theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

FUCK YOU ROBINHOOD

>gold stocks are all up except KL
Why

OH LOOK A DEADCAT BOUNCE JUST LIKE I PREDICTED, WHO WOULDVE THOUGHT. CERTAINLY NOT ME. STUPID BULLFAGS COME LICK MY NUTSACK.

>>17539349
yo wtf
I live in kirkland, I am straight up not leaving my house for a month now.

>Saw my positions for a second and the buy leg of my debit spread disappeared
uh, bros?

>RobinJew freezes during a pump after a week of losses
Surely this is just a "cohencidence"

>>17539349
>NOTHINGBURGER trumptards getting absolutely WASHED

>100% on Spy 305 put

>>17539313
Because we use their OCS on a daily basis, my center purchased 2 additional machines this year for like ~500k and we use about 1 of their ~30k disposable circuits a week. They have no real competitors and the only alternative to using their machines is simply putting organs on ice. This machine makes or breaks some of our transplants, DCD hearts cannot be recovered without it and BDD hearts >1000 miles away cannot be recovered without using it. I have a buddy who works at company that focuses on EVLP and he has heard rumors that they are looking to buy out TMDX this year. Uhhhhh idk what else, if you care I have given a better description of why I think it is valuable in the past, you can look in the archives for TMDX.

>>17539331
Dude you need to listen to more Jordan Peterson. You are going to experience 3 things in life when it comes to your goals that you have no power about. The two obvious ones are things that get in the way of your goal and things that help you reach your goal. These things only happen 10% of the time at best, the other 90% is miscellaneous bullshit that happens to you that doesn't impact your goal either way. Just learn from it and conquer the chaos in this universe and the chaos inside of your fears! This coronavirus shit is going to make some people money either way.

>>17539375
>COME LICK MY NUTSACK.
>Weedfaggot is a literal faggot
Who would have thought? Cringe.

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>>17539387
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>>17539387
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>>17539387
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>>17539387
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>>17539387

Oh no the "pump the fed trade" and "dump the news on retail" isn't working hedge bros. What do we do now to unfuck our massive losses?

well, look at the bright side lads, while the game is rigged, you can still make bank off of an index as long as Trump is president

>>17539375
giving you another brofist. How the fuck are you the only tripfag that can see this shit like some of us anons?

>>17539394
ITS NOT GAY TO GET YOUR DICKSUCKED OR NUTS LICKED FAGGOT, YOURE THE FAGGOT WHOS GOING TO BE DOING IT WHEN YOU NEED ME THROW SOME SHEKELS UR WAY

>>17539310
I DID MUH TIME

>>17539281
TMDX doesn't make medicine REEEEEE or the parts for the machines

>>17539407
>ITS NOT GAY TO GET YOUR DICKSUCKED OR NUTS LICKED FAGGOT
>I'm openly homosexual
Cringe.

>>17539305
Cry moar

>In light of the high similarity between SARS-CoV and SARS-CoV2, it is quite likely that the potential neuroinvason of SARS-CoV-2 plays an important role in the acute respiratory failure of COVID-19 patients.
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.1002/jmv.25728

>>17539331
>>17539333
But they sent out an apology email, doesn't that make up for it??

>>17539485
i got no such email fuck them

>>17538671
Things look good for Mexico in the new world order. Adjacent to world's largest economy. High fertility rate. Much higher skilled quality workforce than SE Asia (really). Abundant natural resouces and oil. Spectacular tourism potential.

I'm long on Mexico. More so than Canada.