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>No crypto tax in Portugal
>Link chads fly over and become residents
>Portugal economy booms from reckless Crypto spending
>Portugal uses new money to invest in R+D and out-competes NZ for post-modern Utopian society
>Oh fuck, we still have so much cash from Link Dividends that we can start investing in politics
>Congrats anons, we are the new elite

>> No.17535297

>>17535193
Can someone give a link to all the countries without crypto tax?

>> No.17535368

>>17535193
Is portugal white?

>> No.17535433
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Are Portuguese girls cute?

>> No.17535529

>>17535193
Countries without crypto tax for individual investors:
Germany
Singapore
Belarus
Portugal
Malta
Malaysia
Switzerland
Slovenia

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>>17535433
yeah

>> No.17536208

>>17535193
I am a Portuguese-Canadian filho do immigrantes do caralho, I have duel citizenship, what do I have to do to not pay taxes? How long do I have to prove residency? Anybody know?

>> No.17537004

Poortuguese here. I just hope shit stays that way until eth or link or some other shitcoin moons enough for me to cash out a good amount

>> No.17537052

Is it true that you can get Portuguese citizenship pretty easily? Like you need about 50k and you get a residency visa then you need to stay there for 4-5 months a year and after 5 years you get the citizenship?

>> No.17537408

how do I get Slovenian citizenship so I can cash out without paying ridiculous taxes
I live 4 hours away from Ljubljana with car

>> No.17538447

>>17537408
>408how do I get Slovenian citizenship so I can cash out without pa

Fuck off we don't want you here nigger

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>>17535193
sounds like a plan mio fratello
portoguese shouldn't be too hard for me to learn either

>> No.17539167

>>17538447
Why so hostile

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>>17535193
sorry to derail the thread but you mentioned tax so im hoppin my ass in here.
anyone ever experience fuckery with Cryptotax io? It says my account has -6,209 POE and yet my entire history with the coin is pic related. I should have a zero balance...

>> No.17539837

>>17535193
Most people would kill themselves if they had to listen to the Portuguese language everyday.

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>>17535529
We must pick one of these countries to establish the /biz/ expat community. What will it be?

>> No.17540133

>>17539470
I have the same problem with Cointracker, my shits all fucked up.

>> No.17540670

>>17535529
NZ has zero capital gains.

>> No.17540731

>>17539858
singapore domiciled holdings company for tax which pays you a salary (lve in thailand/vietnam which is close enough to SG) - plus puts you right in SEA which would have good opportunities to invest in the emerging market ?
New Zealand is nice but is very small and isolated. Would be good if bizbros wanted to go in on a big farm and live the comfy life together but SG/sea is more biz in the coke & hookers sense.

>> No.17541248

>>17539858
Ljubljana is the most based and redpilled, by far.

Central europe.

Mediterranean sea and alps in the same country.

Almost 100% white. Only shqiptar immigrants.

Low cost of living.

Border with Austria, Italy, Croatia and Hungary.

Cute thots

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>YET

>> No.17541354

>>17537004
>cashing out

>> No.17541546

>>17535529
Good to know, thanks. I’ve been to Malaysia before and absolutely love it. You can get a retirement visa there just by putting a $30k deposit in a Malaysian bank account. They’ve got top tier food, super nice tropical islands, 1st world infrastructure, and it’s cheap as fuck. Only downside is it’s majority Muslim, but they still have bars and clubs and stuff

>> No.17541710

>>17541546
seems comfy

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>>17541710
I took this pic

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>>17541806
Same island, looking opposite direction of the last pic

The island is called Perhenthian

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>burgers still subject to exit tax
AND THE HOOOOME OF THE BRAAAAVE

>> No.17542238

>>17541887
What’s exit tax? You’re saying that theyll still fuck me over even if I move to SEA?

>> No.17543247

>>17542238
Yes americuck

>> No.17543427

>>17542238
Friendly reminder that America is the only country that taxes income overseas.

>> No.17543597

>>17542238
You just have to give up your american citizenship like most other millionaires !

>> No.17543678

>>17537052
What you described is considered easy? 5 years? Fuck me I already have $200k worth of LINK apparently I should have moved to one of these countries 3 years ago.

>> No.17543702

>>17536208
Surrender your residency to Canada

>> No.17544321

>>17543247
>>17543427
>>17543597
Well fuck me

>> No.17544374

>>17541546
Malaysian here, I would be happy if us Linkers can make the country a post-modern Utopian society. It is comfy af right now but it can be so much better.

>> No.17544470

>>17536208
180 days in Portugal with proven residence friend

>> No.17544487

>>17541248
Small, shitty , cold

Ergo Slovenia

>> No.17544537

>>17543597
Give up your citizenship and pay all taxes owed, including capital gains*

>> No.17544629

>>17544374
Which city are you in? I lived in Ipoh for 3 months back in 2016

>> No.17544669

Honestly the reason why Portugal doesn't have a crypto tax is because the laws haven't catch up yet. I just hope it stays like this until any of my coins moon so I can cash out 100% of my gains

>> No.17545227

>>17535193
>USA
>0% long term cap gains in my bracket
>will buy cheap property in next recession
is it this easy

>> No.17545246

>>17545227
I pray this is what happens. Crypto boom and housing collapse.

>> No.17545266

>>17545227
if you can find property in the 0-$39,000 bracket, sure.
but actually yeah, if you can find some comfy holds in the stock market, $39,000 tax free is as much as waging at $50,000. game is rigged against wagies

>> No.17545489

>>17535193
You sure Portugal is at 0%? Imho they will just just put it under miscellaneous income?

>> No.17545545

>>17541546
Malaysia is great and trust me even though its majority muslims, the muslims are the real party animals. We just need to eliminate the muslim extremists there and it'll be a Utopia for all.

>> No.17545690

>>17545545
Oh I know haha. I partied hard with the locals. We’d go out drinking almost every night and smoke hella weed

>> No.17546418

>>17543427
there's one other but it's some african shithole.

>> No.17547154

>>17544629
Ipoh is very nice, I lived in KL all my life up to 2017. The world will be a better place if the Muslim extremists and corrupted politicians are all exterminated.

>> No.17547327

>>17544374
Malaysian here as well. Have no plans of moving out of the country even when I make it. Have traveled a lot but you really can't compare anywhere to home. It is very comfy here and even more so when you're rich. Shame that the politicians can't get their shit together though.

>> No.17547554

>>17547327
Thats a worry will the guberment take my house & my sheckels

>> No.17547651

>>17547327
I noticed a lot of rich motherfuckers when I was in Ipoh. I’d always see Audi R8’s and Ferraris cruising around town

>> No.17547965

>>17539837
good. stay away. we don't want any more hipster tourists.