/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17534479
Are we up or down? Calls or puts? Market is back and forth.

First for fuck rh

POST YFW >BULLS

>Just wanted to dump my stocks
>They're pumping now
WHAT'S GOING ON

STANDING HERE
I REALIZE

>>17534487
ACTIVATE ZE CRAB

>>17534479
FUCKING ROBINHOOD YOU FUCKING NIGGER FUCK KIKE NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17534487
down.

Sooo Am I the only one that can't sell anything? Also fuck trips.

thank god i have no money in the market atm. fucking robinhood LOL

>that fucking bull trap into bear trap into bull trap going on right now on SPY
jesus christ this clown market

Plus500 chads we out here

>that huge drop just now

HOLY SHIT BOIS, THE RIDE JUST STARTED FOR REAL NOW

I AM ACTUALLY LOSING MONEY NEC AUSE ROBINHOOD DOESNT WORK AND I CAN TSEELL MY PUTS THAT JUST HIT LOWS AJHWAT THE FUCK

>>17534479
BUY THE DIP
>BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP
>BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP
>BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP
>BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP
>BUY THE DIP

It's a bull market today! Chinese shutdown and a little flu can only keep us down for so long!

If bulls don’t hold it here it’s ogre

all volatility getting cucked

>>17534510
plus500 is for fags

>>17534504
Thanks just sold my portfolio.

ONTX CHADS WHERE YOU AT

>tfw trying to envision the amount of money involved to keep this pump barely above water

SELL

Glad I'm not holding anything because releasing an update minutes before market open after one of the worst weeks ever is just embarrassing.

>>17534507
you love to see it

Can I sue Robinhood now?

F U C K
T R I P F A G S

use the other thread guys >>17534509

NO IM DOWN ON SPY PUTS WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARENT YOU TANKING

who else here /comfy/?

march 12.50, april $10, august $7.50 puts all on APT. to the one fag a couple threads ago thinking this was a bullish stock - eat shit

>>17534522
DON'T FIGHT THE FED JUST BECOME A BULLBRO

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

thank you for cheapies

>>17534528
It's going back up, no worries. Today is a green wojack day!

>imagine not being a minute trader
see you cucks at the soup kitchen

WE SAVED NOW BULLCHADS

So are we red or green today?

Who /OGI Chad/ here?

YES, BOGDANOFF?

It's over lads

You guys have no business trading options "seriously" and doing it through Robin Hood. Just open up a TD Ameritrade account, ya babies.

BUY GASL SHARES
CONSUME NATURAL GAS
TURN ON YOUR GAS STOVES AND HEATERS

>>17534554
Lmao

>>17534540
I emailed support about it and their response was "use a real broker"

Does ford do all its manufacturing in 'merica now? How likely will it hit a yearly low of 6.50

>>17534545
>He put close to expiration puts
Never going to make it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JITC1fo2HA

>>17534561
Lucky girl.

>>17534479
was /pol/ wrong? Is it a nothingburger?

>NYC gets infected
>Market goes up

Yup, bull bros, I'm thinking we're back. The bears don't have a leg to stand on anymore.

>>17534556
Brown apparently

>>17534540
This. What the actual fuck.

IM FUCKED IM FUCKED IM FUCKED
YOU FUCKED ME ROBINHOOD

Rh? Excellent time to switch to a broker that isn't retarded. Use webull faggots. All the same benefits but actually has good data and not built by retards https://act.webull.com/i/Q7r61HVDk7aP/mej/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIi0TNZFc3M

>>17534561
even if you're into interracial, why would you jack it to this? Its mostly the guy's asshole.

>>17534556
We're probably going to dump hard pretty soon. We're still in the green but we haven't crossed Friday's close.

>>17534586
yes, you should be able to sue. it'll be a class action lawsuit, however, which as we all know only the lawyers make any money on.

>>17534540
lol can't fucking cancel my sells what do

>>17534554
>mass import mudslimes you hate
>they all get sick working the factories
>some end up going home and it goes full epidemic in central Asia
Short China

The desperation of these intervening forces is palpable. You can literally taste the fear.

>>17534561
>RH users in action

>>17534597
>Its mostly the guy's asshole.
You are now redpilled on interracialfags

Accumulating SQQQ as we speak.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17534595
I was thinking of going with TDAmeritrade, heard good things

>>17534606
I feel no fear right now

I did feel fear last monday

>>17534593
I imagine this is the end for them, this is a lot of money they’re fucking with. I’m switching to a real broker.

market is going full schizo
fed panic buying
boomers panic selling

SNSS moon for me please, this new Lamborghini ain't gonna buy itself.

>>17534607
more like the one behind he camera being cucked

>>17534595
They got options yet?

>>17534578
Nah /pol/ is always right. We will never know in the end how many chinks have really died so far from it.

I DIDNT SELL FRIDAY FUCK FUCK FUK

>bulls thinking they're in
I'll see you all at the bottom

what da heckin' I CAN't SELL MY STOCKERINOOOOOS

>>17534496
Sell right now if you want to make some scratch. It'll go down.

>>17534540
Why do you want to sue robinhood?

>>17534479
Robinhood BTFO.... Maybe use a real broker next time....

Guess I'm switching to webull
fuck you robinshit

Why are you guys using Robinhood? Use the real brokers you fags, especially you Wizard; a Wizard should know better

>>17534571
>ford do all its manufacturing in 'merica
No. Most of the manufacturing isn't even theirs to be gin with, just assembly. They'll source their parts from wherever.
t. currently working on some gears for hybrid models that were previously made in worst korea, to be made in the US in the interim from them switching production to Mexico. All three are companies independent from Ford.

>he held?
>crab it

I've lost $10 grand in the past 20 minutes thanks to Robinhood. What's your damage report?

Market will close above 26k

>>17534596
That was fucking cool as all hell.

>Robinhood says it's experiencing a 'system-wide outage' as markets rebound in heavy volume Monday

Guys... bad news. I'm starting to bald. How the fuck can I get girls now? My life is over

>>17534653
Im up $500

Lol

>>17534660
Get buff. Only way to pull off the bald look.

>>17534627
Yep. Works really well. Very classic stock interface but without all the fees. I love it, made it my new broker.

anyone use fidelitys app? how is their UI? i already have my index funds with them, might do my options gambling there, tired of RHs shit.

also, can you avoid PDT restrictions if you have the $ in a different account? Id have to make a new one for trading.

>people think RH down today of all days
if this isnt market manipulation i dont know what is

>>17534653
1.5k NIGGERHOOD

My green stocks are just barely green, but my red ones RED

>>17534660
You can still get girls if your wallet is fat enough.

>>17534660
Minoxidil

>>17534630
aint that the truth

that's it, i dont care anymore, market is never going back up, i've accepted i'll be at the bottom forever.

>>17534653
Man all these flexes are just rude man I am a small account holder all I can say is I probably lost 400 bucks :(

>>17534479
Lulz

>>17534683
Come on now, the markets have just opened. We're not in the red yet. The Chinese shut down gave us a great dip to die. It can't keep us down forever.

>>17534596
You people are the reason the youtube algorithm has me pegged under "political dissident, extremist, porn addict"

Added a digit to my acct, that's up 2 digits since summer

I've got a 130k buy order on NVDA @ $235. It'll get there in the next few days, believe it!

>Trusting your money with a meme nu-tech company like RobinHood.

Hood is even right in the name you loserz, what do you expect lmao.

>>17534660
in case you didnt notice, there are bald guys with girlfriends.

>Robinhood, the free-trading pioneer favored by younger traders, said it was experiencing an outage on Monday.

>“We are experiencing a system-wide outage. We are working to resolve this issue as soon as possible,” the company said in a message to clients on Monday.

>The technical problems come amid a rebound from the worst week for stocks since the financial crisis.

they are going to have to hire more security after this
everyone is going apeshit

>>17534676
Literally this, the company would probably go under on cheap puts sold midweek. There will be a midday Fed scam pump and it’ll suddenly come back up.

>>17534691
>great dip to die
I meant great dip to buy....

>>17534601
Get the trading desk on the line

how long can they keep this up? it's like watching some motherfucker tryin to ice skate up hill

>>17534660

Get rich and buff or you’re fucked and even then you’ve gotta have good facial hair too

FUCK MY LIFE

>>17534630
/pol/ is always right, geniuses! Thousands of users made wild and out of this world guesses, and someone got it right! /pol/ is always right!

>>17534690
Unironically the end of this piece of shit meme

>>17534718
As long as the Dollar has value

>>17534718
No one can sell on Robinhood, they're staying shut down until they pump enough to insure everyone doesn't fucking sell at once

>>17534710
Exit scam pls

>>17534718
that's the best analogy i could think of
bull traps galore for the next few months

>>17534726
Holy seethe

>>17534713

Imagine still using Robinhood after major brokers dropped commission fees, this post was made by TDAchads.

>>17534710
what is this

Figures just as I get their stupid cash feature they fuck up and make me want to leave. They still haven't given me fractional shares yet, fucking Vanguard is putting them to shame and Vanguard is stiff. Post alternate brokers.

>>17534713
I'm all in, no spare capital

>pump at open
>dump not even half an hour later

every fucking day.

Good thing I was able to trade this morning: I don't use robinhood!

>>17534741
this

RH interface sucsk and big boys have decent apps now

>>17534741
it hurts because I was using TDameritrade then switched to RobinHood, then I saw that TD had dropped their fees
but I was just sort of lazy and RH didn't seem that bad

Alright lads what's the best broker for using my phone at work now that Robinhood is dead?
At least I'm not mad, my APT put just keeps going up

we crabbin boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auAfDfZY7zI

Lol it wants to go red so bad.

>>17534751
Her neck starts at a weight place aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>have over 100K with fidelity across 3 accounts
>open a 4th account for trading with like 1k in it

will I get hit with PDT if i trade a lot?

we /recession/ now boys

Tesla back above 700 boys.
I think we're over the worst.

How much money can PPT inject into the market

>>17534751
td ameritrade / thinkorswim

>he didnt invest in link

ROBINHOOD IS EXIT SCAMMING HOLY SHITTTT

hello darkness my old friend

>>17534767
TDA, it has Thinkorswim

>>17534739
>Holy SEETHE LE POL MASTER RACE
KILL YOURSELF MY MAN!

>>17534754
Maybe now you stupid niggers will get it through your heads that this isn't a fucking bull market

>>17534780
LMAO IMAGINE THINKING THIS IS THE BOTTOM HAHAHAHAHHAA

We red now boys

THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GwEtbTfmok

>>17534792
we going drilling for new lows this whole week

kek

i just went full bear
i have a feeling im getting royally fucked now

>SPY

There's not even a pattern forming, this is just pure chaos.

Everyone’s upset because they can’t sell, I’m upset because I can’t buy. 5 grand to blow fuck this shit.

is this customer service
I have a complaint

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17534779
as much as they want. own some gold

IM LOSING MONEY SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!!!!!

>>17534795
I was buying huge stocks of canned food and water a month ago. The non-doomers sure as fuck aren't mocking my stockpiles and puts now

damn normies

>THIS IS THE BOTTOM GUYS

>>17534792
This is the dip bro, China is recovering they'll soon get back to work the virus is over there outside of Wuhan

Not to be that guy but what program/site does this anon use?

>>17534791
b-but I'm not a permabull :(

HERE IT COMES.

WHO is going live with some updates. Hope they don't fuck up my short.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4rW3QFiuN8&feature=emb_title

>>17534807
Same position, I would have totally bought some puts by now.

FRIENDLY REMINDER WE ARE ALL DEAD AND EVERYTHING IS FUCKED

>>17534783
They have to now. It won’t come back up. They’re gonna get sued and fined into oblivion for their support response - I can’t believe nobody had a decent legally sound copypasta prepared. Their TOS won’t cover their ass against retarded support agents.

>>17534807
This. Who they fuck held over the weekend?

>new york statement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DJijAROoC0

>indian guy + WHO statement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DJijAROoC0

>>17534820
https://finviz.com/map.ashx?t=sec

rev up that class action lawsuit

>>17534479
>hmmm should I tank it now or...?
ah fuck it here we go

THIS HAS TO BE ILLEGAL.
ROBINHOOD IS FUCKING MY ASS

>>17534807
Same boat.

SARS2 - covid 19

literally damages your nerves, organs, and shit long-term.

Sars1 survivors had a bunch of long-term problems especially those with severe symptoms

even children with light symptoms had coronavirus in their nervous system doing who knows what

don't fuck with unknown virus

Turkey just declared war on Syria and Russia

Turkey is NATO, this means NATO is now at war

You jewish masters won't save you this time b*lls

S&P in the red, HERE WE GO!

SELL SELL SELL SELL!
SELL SELL SELL SELL!
SELL SELL SELL SELL!

Before it's too late!

>>17534479
ahhh my calls and puts are getting IV crushed into oblivion.

25 POINTS TILL RED

WE BROKE RED

HOW DO I BITCH AT ROBINHOOD DIRECTLY

What’s worse is that RH pushed an update to do this, my phone let me know while I was trying to access a feature that an update was required and suddenly I couldn’t sell anything.

What's the best broker to use for britbongs?

>>17534741
I know. Lessons learned

>>17534645
>implying I'm not having fun getting fucked in the ass by robinhood

What is victory without some losses?

So is the market entering recovery mode?

IT'S NOT WORKING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc

>>17534846
not how it works

I am going to seriously learn how to value invest and properly educate myself on financials for March.

I've got swing trading and feel down. Need to really learn the basics now. Michael Burry's investor letters changed my mind on efficient market hypothesis I was under.

>>17534846
no one gives a fuck about Turkey.

>>17534837

Just found it but thanks senpai.

Should of listened you bull fuck.

>literally just bought 20 MSFT puts

I am a god

>>17534840
DUMP IT. I NEED THE CHEAPS

IT'S GOING DOWN BROS AHAHAAHAH

based robinhood

WEW what a ride
I am JACKED

Here we fucking go
Dump IT

>>17534672
This is the only answer

DUMP SPY DUMP YESSS HAHAHAAHA

>JUST IN | The first New Yorker infected with the coronavirus is a health care worker who is isolated in her Manhattan apartment, officials say.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>17534807
We're going to dump another 5% across the major indices today lads.

I got the day off. I'm going to make french toast and watch this motherfucker burn.

YAY

IMAGINE BUYING A PANDEMIC LMFAO

I NEED TO SELL MY PUTS AND ROBINHOOD WONT LET ME

You either go out like a bull and lose your money, or you panic sold and held off long enough to become a bear.
Bearishness is inevitable.

>ah whats this?
>you lost currency due to an outage?
>sorry, we're not liable
>didn't you read the terms of service?
>we're not liable for money lost during "outages"
>did we sell our positions? Of course, it'd be, ahem, foolish not to

Based Robinhood making me lose thousands of dollars

>>17534888
WORSE

IMAGINE BUYING A PPT PUMPED PANDEMIC MARKET ON MONDAY!!! ON FUCKING MONDAY

Imagine how many bears would have sold their puts on open when the market was moving up, but couldn't due to robinhood shitting out.

I guess that I have to do a web search to see how my stocks are doing
it's 1994 again

>>17534884

It's all down except for the shit I have puts in, bullshit. Should have just kept my sqqq

>>17534496
Get out while you still can

>>17534903

I had MSFT calls ready to sell that I was up 90% on

>>17534898
(I actually bought like a few hundred dollars of shares kek, mainly because I bought more puts at open and wanted a very slight offset long position to accurately reflect self doubt)

>>17534497
YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME
TRYING TO MAKE HISTORYYYYY

Any idea when rh will come back online?

>>17534856
Maybe try InteractiveBrokers
I'm using Degiro but they lack us options and the eu options suck

Man
Thank God I liquidated in the premarket at least.

THE DOW THE DOW


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BUY THE DIP

NOW

Why are people freaking out right now?

>>17534919

Probably tomorrow, at this rate

WELCOME TO MONDAY MARKET RAW, YOU ARENT GETTING ONE OF THESE TODAY

>>17534919
lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

>>17534903
Imagine how many of us still can’t before the fed steps in and creates a moonshot

which brokerage has no fees on options as well?

It will go up or down, trust me.

I know it's >google, but still. I dunno what to even expect now anymore.

>retail traders so spooked they break robinhood trying to sell
>institutions leaving market crabby-green

Bullish signal, its only the little tiny fish(that are always the losers) that are selling

>>17534931
PPt pumped market expecting fed daddy to help is looking downright sick

bulls are hamburger meat now

Lets go bears we got work to do

>>17534496
Rip anon.

HOW IS ROBINHOOD STILL DOWN ITS BEEN 45 MINUTES!!

yea fuck this shit, im going to sleep and trade again 2 hours before the market closes

>>17534867
>>17534865
Wrong you wingnuts

market sold the rest of my SNSS and all in cash now. fuck me thats comfy as fuck.

>>17534945
>which brokerage has no fees on options as well?
THIS IS A SELL SIGNAL BOYS

not happening?

>>17534919
Man fuck Democrats, I don't know how a party of buttfucking hicks morphed into the greatest force for evil in the universe that can literally get away with anything but obviously they are just doing their 'veneer of democracy' thing where they put fear into everyone and create a Black Monday by any means so that everyone wants to vote for Joe fucking Biden.

>>17534824
Bro I can go ahead and tell you that the WHO is going to suck China’s dick and say the world is doomed simultaneously

>>17534945
Webull, I mentioned it above but it's great. All the benefits of a real broker but still all free.

haha time for breakfast

THE DUMP IS OVER

BEARS HAVE CAPITULATED

WE MOONIN

where my sqqq niggas at

WE DEM BULLS YALL

>it keeps rising now

Happening cancelled, or full-on POMP EET to try and save face/jobs?

>>17534919
tomorrow after the market hits lows today and rallies premarket and you lose all your money.

>>17534948
sideways

>>17534980
I GOT A GREAT IDEA LETS PUT EVERY SINGLE IMPORTANT COMPANY IN EITHER SEATTLE OR SAN FRANCISCO WHERE ALL THE HIPPIES LIVE

THIS CAN'T GO WRONG

ok sorry rant over

The virgin rh users vs the chad fidelity commanders.
>>17534931
The interest rate did nothing. But also virus habbeners

>tfw sitting at my computer listening to the TDameritrade customer service music, trying to get my account login so when this debacle is over I can pull all my funds out of Robinhood and put them there

it's comfy lounge music, not bad really
I hope the stock market isn't too crazy right now

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO

>>17534999
i sure fucking wish i could see what's going on

OH FUG

>bunch of big dildos going up and down
Is this what sex feels like?

>>17534820
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh no no no no.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

linky here, i feel nothing but schadenfreude

Gonna just make my own broker, I'll code it in HolyC and the app will only work on TempleOS.

>>17535019
whats going on is that things are fuckey as always
the casinos never closes

>>17535023
NOOOOOOO
NO NO NONOOOONOOOO
FUCKING STOP IT

>>17534956
Realistically what are the best avenues of recourse for this? SEC/OAG of California complaints?

>>17535023
GUH

>>17535023

>>17535031
>no win10 support

I will call the SEC on you.

>spy going up again
GO DOWN

>>17535023

aaand back down we go

>>17535023
We are going flat to premium cuck every bull and bear alike.

>>17535031
Are you going to get your share prices by oracle? I don't think such a chad operating system has connectivity

This is exactly why I pulled my funds out of RH and into a real broker. It is a trash platform that will screw you when you need it most.

Whats better tdameritrade or etrade?

Yeah okay, today is the day to buy.

> Even their Contact Us page is down
Lmao they really are exit scamming aren't they

Best ETFs?

>>17535028
I hold LINK and boomer stocks and derivatives. These last few weeks have depleted all of my ability to feel emotion. I'm numb.

>>17534999
Tap dancing on 31% gains here, goal is 50% by eow.

>>17535069
tastyworks

>>17534937
I need her name, bros

Haven't touched my Ameritrade account in years, how's the app?

>>17535028
I'd bought around 17000 link when they were cheap as shit. But being the retard that I am I sold them once all crypto started eating shit.

>>17535054
SPY CAN'T CARRY THIS MARKET ALONE

>US 10 years treasuries

Bloodbath.

Bulls this is your chance to run, I'm only going to give you this one chance. You better take it or I will feel no pity for you

>>17535074
Unironically yes

>>17535087
Thinkorswim?
one of the best

>>17535075
Merlyn.AI Bull-Rider Bear-Fighter ETF

>THAT PUMP

Strap in boys, we're in for a wild ride today.

>>17535081
I need a pretty UI because I'm dumb

Bonds should have negative interest rates.

>>17535107
fuck me, I don't have the nerves for this shit

>>17535084
lagertha

+5.5% monday

what a tough day to be a bear, just added another +17% to 2020s returns

>>17534980
I think it was a Hungarian leader say
>I've never seen a group of politicians hate one person more than they love their country
Whatever. It's all Jewish tricks.

>>17534841
You know how your generation feels about sodomy laws. You made your bed, it's time to sleep in it.

>>17535023
They're selling
Why are they selling?
The virus is slowing
They should be buying!
Now is the time to make money!
I HATE PANIC SELLERS

>>17535108
its ui is actually much easier to use if you trade options

>>17535107
Up or down!
Very energetic.

SELL RIGHT NOW WTF ITS SUPPOSED TO CRASH IM FUCKING LOSING SO MUCH MONEY

>>17535107
jesus thank you robinhood for releasing the new default to expiration date today. no fucking way am i trading any options today.

>>17535094
ENOUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BLOOD DRAWN BLOOD DRAWN

>>17535107
The fuck it's supposed to go down not up.

>>17534980
Lol, gtfo /pol/tard

>italian market dragging down everybody else

Based

>>17535107
it's going to close lower, probably 3-5%

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>17535107
Now that's what I'm talking about

>>17535107
and spy going down same time what the fuck

What about fidelity, should I just go with them since my 401k is with them?

HERE WE GOOOO

I can't believe I used to be so jelly of the mericans having robinhood to trade options. Now I feel hella smug watching them cry.

>>17535094
They've had their chance. Theres no reasoning with the cattle. Just look.
>>17535025
They can see the man with the boltgun at the end of the conveyor belt, but they refuse to believe the conveyer belt will take them to him.

DOWNTREND
>DOWNTREND

this is like watching bitcoin, it's supposed to be the DJIA what the fuck?

>>17535040
>Realistically what are the best avenues of recourse for this? SEC/OAG of California complaints?
I'm not going to risk having robinhood shut down. They're the only platform without fees on options.

Anything I'm missing?

>>17535165
call them niggers

>>17535165
perfect
send

This is bullshit

>>17535162
Lmao were playing the same game laddy

PROVE YOUR WORTHY OF BEING IN THE MARKETS

>>17535177
>>17535177
>>17535177

NEW
NEW
NEW

>>17535177
>>17535177
>>17535177

>>17535165
>bafoons

>>17535023
SO HERE I AM, DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
HOLDING ON TO WHAT I HAVE
PRETENDING I'M A SUPERMAN

>>17535165
What does unasuable mean

Normie here. Why isn't dow jones crashing?

WHY ISNT IT DUMPING FASTER

>>17535165
try spelling buffoons correctly

AND DOWN WE GO AGAIN. We /rollercoaster/ now.

>>17535165
Add a 'you people'

>>17534859

A flawless victory?

>>17535188
it already did

Green satan quads say things are going up today!

>>17535188
Crash was last week.

>>17535188
Soon

>>17535163
What you're getting "for free" is only so after they skim a fat chunk off the top from the ask/bid spread and shitty execution. Not worth it if you know what you are doing. Just get a TDA account bro.

Went all in on SQQQ and held over the weekend. Should be a good day today!

>>17535188
stupid retards think it's over after a week

>>17534846
Don’t remember seeing Turk soldiers in Iraq or Afghanistan. Fuck them

>>17535163
Doesn’t matter they just potentially robbed me of 10k without any recourse, this may be funny money but it’s still ten thousand dollars. Memes aside this is fucked up, they literally pushed an update to do this.

>>17535181
I'm a brown eyed jew. Get out of my thread, goy.

Is Robinhood robbing the rich or poor right now?

A NATO nation cannot declare war and force NATO to fight with them in that war. Turkey is retarded and will back off in a few days when they are done posturing.

Mutual defense pact is only if a NATO country is attacked.

>>17535279
Both, indiscriminately.

>>17535279
The poor. Rich people dont use robinhood.

>>17535089
But he can fake his death

>>17535279
>he thinks the rich can be robbed
Loving Every Laugh

>>17535125
>the virus is slowing
Lol?

I've made 10%+ on this crab so far lol

Gregory Mannarino 1 hour ago:
> Be ready for a wild ride
> Last night futures made over 1,000 swing, absolutely incredible
> #1 the bond market continues to crater
> the market is so desperate for stimulus from the Fed it's attempting to bake it in
> the market realizes that our economy is in free fall and they only thing keeping this makes propped up is the federal reserve
> by allowing the Fed to rig the debt market, no price discovery mechanism will work
> This market will be hit by a surge of stimulus from the federal reserve
> This market will get a bounce, if not we will see another week like last week
> GYRATIONS I'VE NEVER SEEN EVER
> the yield curve reflects our economy in freefall

>>17535322
>China stops reporting their numbers because they de-human anyone who gets sick
>only countries that are accurately reporting their numbers like Italy are suffering because they appear to have it much worse than the other countries that are lying or manipulating their numbers
>long incubation period means it can be weeks before the full extent of a quarantine breach manifests
The market may be retarded, but even then they are seeing past the "virus is slowing" narrative

>>17534829
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>>17534540
Man Robinhood is one cold mothetfucker for tricking a bunch of a-holes to use their shitty trading platform for "low fees" just to take the money and run. Honestly shaking my head senpai but fuck it bro it's your life.

Crab day it is. I'm going to bed. Don't make any rash decisions today, lads.

>>17535251
It is faggot, they already have a vaccine and are close to making a cure.

according to plan

>wake up
>+357.90 (1.41%)
>mfw
only idiots buy back in right now, this is gonna fall of a cliff in a second

>>17535469
>they already have a vaccine

Any bears get caught in that trap ?
Get ready for the biggest green dildo of your life.

Holy shit is robinhood seriously going to be out for half the trading day

S&P just broke through 3000 key resistance. GG Bears

15% on crab day, damn I love crabbing

Is RH being slow/unresponsive for anyone else?

>>17535898
Look it up

>+565.80 (2.23%)
this crash is going to be epic

>>17536091
>source: dude trust me!

>>17536232
>I'm too dumb to do a Google search

>>17535412
It's really not going to be that bad. The rest of the world isn't nearly as compact as China is plus this shit is deadlier to Asians.

Got out of SDGR what a piece of shit that was.