/biz/ - Business & Finance

Corona-chan is gonna dump stocks because normies are so easily spooked. When would be the best time to buy?

>>17527101
>tackling climate change

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAILY REMINDER MARKETS GO DOWN BEFORE A DEAD CAT BOUNCE AND GOING DOWN MORE

I KNEW THEY'D PUMP IT, THE BASTARDS

>>17527125
DCA in every week from now till April

what will be the long-term effects of the coming crash?

>tfw sold my house to buy $50 SPY puts exp 3/6

I will do a reading on the state of the market as requested by an anon some threads back, will post in a while. Haven't done readings for a long time. Reminder that magic is in fact real and more logically sound than technical analysis and meme financial degrees.

BULLS
RISE UP

Reminder to short all airlines, I've got puts on AAL myself

>>17527158
I am long with 20k and short with 500
I literally cannot lose

>>17527149
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/02/second-coronavirus-death-reported-in-the-us-health-officials-confirm.html

BREAKING NEWS. SECOND CORONA DEATH. WE HIT CIRCUIT BREAKERS TOMORROW. SPY PUTS WILL PRINT MONEY.

I WARNED YOU BROS

>>17527155
Thanks bruv

Answer me this, stockbois:

out of all the stocks in the world, which one is the best?

HAPPENING... canceled???

>>17527147
Jerry Seinfeld becomes God Emperor of humanity and we are but peons in his glorious reign.

>>17527158
>futures rising even with more corona deaths

BLATANT MANIPULATION. they aren't even trying to hide it anymore.

>>17527174
The market is probably priced in at roughly 25 american deaths

Wanted to say 100, but thats too many

>>17527174
>print money for the sell side

Fixed that for you.

>>17527177
AAPL

Reminder this PND stocktwits faggot shill is a convicted felon

>>17527182
NOPE. IT'S GOING TO DUMP 1500 TOMORROW

https://nypost.com/2020/03/01/first-case-of-coronavirus-confirmed-in-manhattan/

Holy fuck, shit's about to hit the fan

>>17527182
NO.. ITS THE EASIEST THING TO SEE WHAT THEYRE DOING. THEYRE OPENING GREEN TOMORRROW SO RETARDS PROVIDE LIQUIDITY FOR THE DEADCAT. RETARDS HERE WILL LONG TOMORROW MORNING TO BE REKT BY MID WEEK. FRIENDLY REMINDER IM RIGHT 100% OF THE TIME.

>>17527187
they realized it only affects boomers and sick and the markets are rallying because fuck me its going to crash hard after the dead cat bounce

Lads, this chart looks very ominous... The fear is settling in.

>>17527194
Who cares you fucking faggot stop spamming the thread with the same shit over and over!!!!!!!!

LCI to $60

>>17527149
reeee 3/6 will be RED reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

>>17527155
creating cum sigils for you to amplify your cast as we speak

>>17527174
I live in Kirkland wa (where the first death happened) where is the second death at?

>>17527177
IIPR but its tied with AWK for 1st place

>>17527194
oy vey
>>17527177
Kys pedo

NOOOOOO NOT MY HECKING CRASHARINO IT WAS HER TURN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

g-guys what's gonna happen tomorrow?

Please pump for ten minutes I want to buy 40K worth of sqqq calls without getting raped

This is the day when /pol/ finally leaves /biz/ sorry kids you are wrong ever since all the smart ones left for infinity crippled chan

>>17527205
Tripfag Discord trannies come to each other’s defense each and every thread. It’s all so tiresome. YOU HAVE TO GO GO BACK.

Buy TMDX btw.

>>17527224
definitely over your head, hate to see it

>>17527213
My expectations of 3-4 out of 5 trading days being red may be incorrect, but ill stick with this expectation

>>17527219
Wishful thinking but probably won’t ever happen.
>t. 2008 newfag

>>17527224
FRIENDLY REMINDER YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO GO BACK, BECAUSE YOURE A MASSIVE FAGGOT

>>17527202
Partially. 80% of the people who get it have a "mild" reaction. In medical terms that could be anything from a runny nose to being bed-ridden but stable. Parts of that chunk could still be out of the workforce or spread it to other people (for example, children don't seem to be affected much because of their strong immune systems but can spread it to adults).

The other 20% requires actual hospital support, which would easily overwhelm most hospitals in America.

Fed manipulation attempts are getting pathetic

Holy fuck look at oil boys energy and crude fucking mooooooning

>>17527238
It really wouldn’t overwhelm anything but a rural hospital. You clearly don’t work in healthcare kek.

>>17527238
If the way gooks kill dogs is any measure for how they protect themselves against invisible boogeymen... then the 3000 or so dead is probably outweighed by 15000 dead children killed in premptive attacks by spooked parents

>>17527210
Also Seattle area.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/01/us/washington-coronavirus-nursing-home.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepage

Bull Gang where you at!


Bear meat on the menu tomorrow

>>17527210
Where abouts? I'm close to Juanita. The 85th st Safeway wasn't too bad yesterday but their stock was definitely less than normal.

>>17527253
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT PEOPLE THAT DONT KNOW WHAT THEYRE TALKING ABOUT ARE USUALLY RETARDED. LIKE THIS IDIOT.

>>17527253
You don't either

funny how many dipshits on here dont watch the trump press conf or read the news. cornovirus is under control stop worrying so god damn much. trump put mike pence in charge of cornovirus.

>>17527110
brainlets this weekend

>>17527258
>t. Baggie

>>17527260
Again in Kirkland lmao it’s fucking over for me isn’t it? Haha
I have 2 months of food and work from home so I am actually good

>>17527269
If it's so bad why is the market up?

chink viruses btfo USA USA USA USA

>>17527277
>big gubmint said evewyting is awwight

>>17527203

expecting a rally then sharp drop?

>>17527276
Oh anon

>>17527210
same long-term care facility, guess its a quick-death facility now

What do you guys think will be the moment next week that will be when the board hits full pink wojak flood-tier salt and chaos? If it goes down faster than last week, we could legit see rage and sodium that even surpasses the bitcoin crash incident.

>>17527288
FRIENDLY REMINDER TOMORROWS MARKET OPENING DUMP WILL BE BIBLICAL

>>17527277
>cornovirus

What are you guys having for dinner to prepare for tomorows sea of red ?

>>17527288
Boomers poomping another bubble

>>17527177
>which one is the best?

WM and RSG. The only stocks you can hold for retirement.

>>17527298
no... the pump is too strong......

This is fucked. Bleeding stopped until Tuesday night, tops.

When someone high profile dies and this thing spreads thru ny. Market is fucked.

>>17527294
I am 1 mile away from evergreen health hospital lmao

>>17527296

it'll drop again but not next week

we need corona to hit thousands in the us for shit to go down

>>17527307
No one important will die of pneumonia, they will get top medical care and live. The poor will die.

You guys are thinking too short-term here. It can go up or down tomorrow and it won't mean a thing if this is another 2008. Took months to go down with many up days, didn't fully dump until 2009

>>17527312
Just wait for the US to shut down important events or quarantine cities

>>17527314
pope might have it

>>17527262
Gg bobo

So when the market breaks the all time high in about a week and you realize the only consequences are couple of million dead chinks and old people (net positive for the world) what will be your excuse for missing a once in a generation panic dip?

Your wifes son will be disappointed you won't be able to fund her (him) junior college

>baby's first put

LMAO @ BEARS

I miss Xavier chat

/Smg/ just gets to be too much, it was nicer to have a place that just recruited proven good traders from here

>>17527325
Medicine can only do so much, he might die. Unlikely and obviously I hope it doesn't happen but he is old and infirm so it is quite possible.

>>17527325
Brb shorting the Catholic Chuch

In a week or two we'll be seeing articles on how to handle coming down with Coronavirus. Soon it'll be a given that a significant portion of the American population develops the illness. In three weeks a handful of people here will probably be joking about having bat flu and trading stocks in bed. In two months' time most of those who will get it will have gotten over it, and we'll basically be through the main wave of the pandemic. Sure it'll ripple throughout the world for a year or so but one month, two months, that's the time frame we're talking about here.

Only a month or two, guys. We'll get through this.

Boys I’m finally going to hold a hand this week

>>17527293
post your breasts, not your neck

>>17527314
The pope has it. He is 83 and has one lung. Also, when a governor or minister or celebrity gets this and dies in their sleep itll be a shitshow.

BONDS
GON
ELA
VATAH
DOWN

>>17527335
I saw this happen in Afghanistan once, I swear the ANA soldier on the spineboard skidded at least 100ft like a fucking stone on a lake.

>>17527325
Most catholics dont like him

>>17527342
You’re gonna get the Kung flu

>>17527293
>No apple
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>17527321
I am using this next up day to go 50% bonds and 10% precious metals and remain with 39% equities and 1% shorting with one month expiration options

Futures is up because Biden won SC. If Bernie wins bigly in ST, we're fucked. If Bernie doesn't pull ahead of Biden by a significant amount, then Biden can easily catch up in the southern states that Bernie can't make gains on.

>>17527336
What ever happened to that Pimple guy back from 2016? He had a solid algo if I remember right.

>>17527348

>>17527348

Is that a picture you took there? Must've been like being on another planet.

>>17527342
Doubt it

>>17527342
wear gloves

Can't wait for tomorrows red sea and all the cücks here shitting themselves.

HAIL CORONACHAN!

>>17527346
a bunch of people working in the iranian government have it too (I think one died), though they aren't exactly high profile and that country looks like its about to collapse into anarchy

>>17527381
The vice president and an ambassador (both iranian) died

>>17527348
Had a dude have to get evac'd off a mountain during a forest fire because he got BTFO'd by a rattlesnake

He didnt fly out, the truck rolled off the mountain because forest fires make dirt loose as fuck so there was no traction or visibility

Everyone died

>>17527365
Afghanistan is actually pretty lush in some parts. I would love to go back there just for the mountains and scenery one day, if it was somehow safe.

>>17527322
Singapore down 0.03. I told you fucking guys its happening.

>>17527381
if the entire middle east was wiped off the planet it would be a blessing

>>17527277
>or read the news
do you?, it was said like a week ago that is impossible

https://www.commondreams.org/news/2020/02/25/cdc-says-americans-should-brace-significant-disruptions-amid-warnings-coronavirus

Europeans sure as hell didn't close their borders because muh diversity and americans don't do checks besides taking temps by hand for a sickness that doesn't present symtoms for like a week, the spread is guareanteed

>>17527393
In the US? I was actually a flight medic so I have autistic knowledge of every US medevac helicopter crash that happened in the past decade kek.

>>17527155
Decided to go celtic cross for this one. Really isn't important to look at the cards individually, they basically lead me to this conclusion:

Going over the whole spread we see a common pattern of indecision and confusion. Being that this reading is for the market as a whole, I think all this indecision reflects that we are in a looking at a sideways market for a while, we will be in a flux between going up and going down. There wasn't a particular card that suggests recovery or apocalyptic decline. Despite the sideways movement we can expect, I wouldn't recommend using options strategies that benefit from sideways movement, i.e. iron condors, which benefit from low volatility. The spread suggest quite a lot of volatility still. Swing trading is perhaps your best hope at the moment.

>>17527329
>once in a generation panic dip

We had a had a similar dip December 2018

>>17527403
And africa

And asia

And south and central america

All places but my holler in the woods, actually

>>17527411
>he didn't fly out
>the truck

Read the post.

>>17527417

Oil fucking mooooning

>these massive gainz

explain pls biz

>>17527277
This is bait and I'm not going to fall for it

Swing low, sweet chariot
Coming for to carry me home,
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home.

>>17527413
where did you learn this stuff anon?

>>17527428
trump hold a press conf and put pence in charge of cornovirus, see a few post up.

>>17527312
it will

>>17527397
Agreed I found Helmand beautiful, if only we genocided the Afghan people

>>17527428
gap fill into dumperino

>>17527434
magic school

FRIENDLY FUCKING REMINDER THAT THE SIMPSONS PREDICTED TRUMPS DEATH, CORONAVIRUS WILL KILL TRUMP.

>he didn't buy the dip

OH NO NO NO NO

>>17527422
oh i see, rip wildland convict firefighter bros

>>17527411
Wasnt helo it was just a snake bite he had time, when people got rekt most of the time they get driven out unless its life or death then we get a helo, and yeah washington

>>17527442
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT NO ONE, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, CAN BE THIS FUCKING DUMB

>>17527452
whoa

>>17527357
Bernie is basically guaranteed to win most of California's delegates, none of the other candidates really hit the 15% threshold. That may change with Pete out of the race, but Bernie's lead is still staggering. He's also leading in Texas but not by as much. Bernie will do very well on ST. I'll probably wait to buy on Wednesday.

>>17527397
naturecringecuck

2 cases in Florida, 10 total in Washington, 1 tonight in New York

Do people really think this is a recovery?

Dead cat bounce.....

Florida has declared a public health emergency

>>17527477
IT DOESN'T MATTER, THEY'RE FUCKING PUMPING IT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17527488
Thats how they get funding

S&p 3100 soon... Then back down .. trade the trade don't get bogged down by newfag spam

>>17527488
>we will see the destruction of the hell on earth that is florida in our lifetimes

based

i have so many resources for for-ex and newfags... maybe some of it has been caught and put into the op... but damn im expecting a spring, but on longer time frames... expected a bear market for at least until august and september... certain places need stuff, and we'll be looking at guidance and future... honestly this is free for all trading. the index is spurging out and it's beneficial to traders and active... but long term, we're not getting growth but comanies like the FTSE company who owns lysol, and clorox, like these are the chemicals that will see bumps.. you can't keep these products on the shelves. they'll already flying off and expect beats on earnings... i dunno i'm going to go cook some steaks on the grill....

>>17527485
you better believe in recoveries
you're in one

>>17527277
>Corona virus is NOT contained
>Supply lines are NOT restored
>China LIED about their numbers
>Factories are NOT all running
>Shortage impact has NOT hit
>Earnings NOT going positive
>US economic impact NOT priced in

Jesus teaches forgiveness, he spoke against an eye for an eye. So I won't stoop the to same level the bears did.

>>17527498
Tbh drug addicts are probably easily killed by this virus

We could see the end of "florida man"

Who am I kidding, its just the sniffles

its happening?

>>17527488
*SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP* *SLORP*

>>17527187
>MOVEMENT IN OTHER DURECTION IS MANIPULATION -u

Get zqueezed.

>Fastest crash in history
>no buy dip
Do they hate money or something?

Fuck posted in the wrong thread.. re-posting

GAPS CLOSE TO GETTING FILLED! Now is the time, up or down.. what will they do? If up then we'll probably see a massive move tomorrow, with massive I mean 2-3%

>>17527498
There are a lot of retired boomers living in Florida
we have been blessed this day

2nd dead in washington state

imagine holding anything overnight in this shitshow of a market lol

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo

>>17527250
Yeppers. Oil broke out of hourly channel. I'd like to see a test of $50 this week in anticipation of OPEC cuts.

Why the fuck are they buying? Don't they kniw about the sniffles?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Is it lunch period rn? Is that why nothing big is happening?

>>17527110
Green tomorrow? Then red for the rest of the week?

>>17527542
p mucho this
i closed all of my profitable positions out friday so no matter what tomorrow brings i'll be starting on even footing

This week is going to swing both ways. We'll have a drought of news and then out of nowhere boom 200 confirmed cases in LA, 50 in NJ, 100 in NYC, 100 in Chicago. That's what happened with Italy and South Korea because testing samples to confirm the virus is done in a lab.

>>17527563
Oil is good value considering that Iran will collapse

>>17527566
Corona is a hardworker, happingfag. Give Corona a little lunch break

>>17527110
Have we decided how red Monday will be yet?

futures swinging back up 1% makes me too nervous, just as I was about to yolo like 1.2k into SPY puts

>>17527601
so red that it's green

>>17527582
>This week is going to swing both ways
Yes that's standard. Some chop in about a 5% range or so. Snibby's time to shine.

>>17527604
I was worried I wasn't going to get a chance to yolo spy puts, but looks like an opportunity has arrived.

Hope you covered your shorts bears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZf3Byq8oLA

>>17527601
The Week: Red, Mild Red, Slight Green *News article*, Very Red, The color of how angry Doom Guy is.

i need a pen and paper so I can learn more hangul but i have to say a prayer.... i want to take a moment in time for those who've died to give me the freedom I cherish so dearly to my heart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yQFvZsN43A

Are bears always insufferable smug faggots?

Why aren't you preparing for this Thursday, anons?

>>17527205
It's really just sad that he's so wrapped up in hatred for me

Bonus Prediction: Bernie Sanders to announce "Retirement for All" plan "in wake of financial disaster. Why do we let wal-street gamble with the lively-hood of those who have put in their fair share of work? What kind of system is that? We have to protect our elderly, so they aren;t on the factory floor at age 70"

>>17527641
Is this get priced in?

Which way?

(Up/Down/Sidways)

IMAGINE BUYING INTO A PANDEMIC MARKET

The DNC is setting up a trap. They're going to reveal tomorrow that one of the attendants to today's Bernie's rally was diagnosed with coronavirus, which they will use as a way to discourage further displays Bernie's "crowds and numbers".

>>17527656
up then down

>>17527656
>that volume

>>17527601
pretty introspective desu

Time Traveler here. Back in 2020, I invested in Chinese bat meat. In your time, bats are currently 1/100th the price in mainland china. Soon you'll see an article about a "crazy NJ local who shipped in 4000 Chinese bats and will not give up their location where he has stashed them in Detroit." Well from my profits I have managed to afford the world's first time machine. It's not as cool as it sounds. You can only time travel data and it just causes branch off timelines, so I can't effect my world. Currently fiat currency is not Bitcoin. It is live bats. If you want my advice learn as much as you can about bat husbandry.

>Nikkei pumps before lunch break
Get ready, what happens next is going to huge.

>>17527454
When the fuck did the Sampsons put out this vile, disrespectful trash?? Gonna go take Disney down now, no more Disney+ for me- I’m sure they’ll miss my $7.99 a month

>>17527634
>Are bears always insufferable smug faggots?
Yes they're always like this.

lol fuck WHO

You could have made almost 20 fucking points just by shorting the gap fill on the ES, fucking hell these moves

I hope my fellow bulls bought the bottom on Friday.

>>17527656
where do you think PPT bought?

>>17527634
Yep, every year

>>>/pol/246097192
The infection count numbers are bullshit even in the US

>$3k to get tested
>CDC doesn't even want to test you unless you're critically ill
>coronavirus can go 2 weeks without symptoms
>there's already cases in the US that can't be traced back to previous infections
>therefore, it's basically flowing through the community with people that don't even know they have it
Why even bother with the fucking tests? Why even track the numbers?

It's obviously no big deal unless you're in your fucking 70s, but holy shit, even the US infection numbers are going to have the kind of piss-poor accuracy we expected from China.

What are these retarded, poor, destitute tripniggers saying? There are so many of them posting and so few (you)s in return, kek. This is very, very sad.

>>17527713

>>17527718
You get what you pay for in USA

floors and floors of bureaucrats in the way to anything getting done efficiently while being paid well to do nothing.

>>17527718
You need to track the numbers to know when hospital overcrowding is gonan start, if you fuck it up enjoy your 6%+ mortality.

>>17527634
No, they're just niggers. They got really quiet when Donald Trump was elected, but bears are more realists, the worst part is half the bears you see posting these days are honestly just running into shit and not looking further than the next week 3-4 weeks... they literally have nothing but hype and momentum... I'm expecting a strong dollar, massively strong, honestly just buy dollars europoors... or you can buy swiss francs, honestly the only central bank that matters is USA. how and why... it's basically because of how USA stopped europe and the rest of the world from speaking kraut and nip.... stopped communism from spreading and look at india... I fucking love india.. I will tell you this one time. USA can't lose vs Mexico or Canada. invasion ever not happening... now invasion from one of these micro countries. and stfu Canada you're literally just new your and los angelas but crunched close to USA and you can't even deal with quebec's pride for their French language, but they love your snow clearing power and moose caravans full of semi conductors.

>>17527718

Its media sensationalism. First it was Russia, then it was impeachment. Nothing left in the chamber except bullshit. Remember when the focused on a missing plane for 3 months?

That's not to say that it wont have an effect on the market but unless you're old, extremely young, or have a weak constitution this is a nothing burger.

Sorry for shitting up the thread with simple question:

Is Robinhood still the best broker for US trader with very small capital or is it tradestation or something now? I want to just open a small $500 account and trade for fun.

>>17527750
>millions dead
>economic collapse
>nothing burger
okay

>>17527750
You are the living proof that americans were a mistake

>>17527756
yeah it's good, uhh yeah it's ok, just fucking open the account.

Uh oh bros

>>17527756
Yeah, it's still the best platform for beginners IMO

>>17527750
>infects 5 people per person
>10% mortality in people with heart disease
Stop it. Stop being uninformed.

Look ma, fucking zoomer’s first pandemic! Lmao!!

Pro tip: doomers are retarded

>>17527750
>market collapse
>millions dead
>big tech hubs about to get majorly disrupted
>unicorn tech companies about to disappear in droves
>supply lines fucked for months
>mass panic from the public
just buy the dips

>>17527756
you get all the etfs, and all the us stocks... you can't buy european stocks as easily, but you get the whole nyse and dow and nasdaq. $500 isn't that much but you can use that. honestly pay off all debt and have 6 months of expenses in cash before investing... understand all risks involved, look longer than making a quick buck.

>>17527750
>it's just the media trying to get rid of Orange man!
You're just as bad as the other side

>>17527772
i hope your mom dies to the virus

>>17527645
It's childish.

>>17527766
thanks for the good news

>>17527766
finally, gonna buy a house for cheapies

>>17527779
Typical bad trader, trading on emotions instead of logic

>>17527797
*tips fedora*

>>17527748
Do you not think the federal reserve is creating massive bubbles? Do you think the growth since 2009 had been justified and current stock/housing valuationss are legitimate? The bears have been right since the early '10s they just underestimated the degree of insanity the public was capable of stomaching.
Being a bear is just one level of cynicism too shallow.. they need to realize this is all a sham and still get involved, rather than sitting out and waiting for the inevitable.
But still your belief that this whole thing isn't a sham makes me not trust a word you say

>told market was going to die on monday
>nikkei is up 400

what the fuck

Nikkei stronk!

>>17527816
Liquidity injection

>>17527776
thank you thank you. I just want to practice some methodologies and I think $500 is just uncomfy enough to make it kinda fun. Don't worry, I'm not in debt. Thanks anon
>>17527767
thanks anon

>>17527827
Lewd

The inverted yield curve last year literally caused the coronavirus

>>17527183
if dubs this will happen

>>17527413
Thank you anon, I agree with your previous observation on “magic” trumping the entrail reading that is financial analysis.

I’ve been using tarot to speculate on earnings reports with some fantastic results, truly interesting stuff.

>>17527827
Could someone explain this to a newfag? Is the Fed loaning money to people for them to invest or am I wrong?

>>17527183
So a jew controlling the world? Good to know nothing will change

there are literally people who cashed out their 401ks at the bottom Friday and people buying SPY puts after a 20% downturn in a week not waiting for a bounce

>>17527855

It wasn't a 20% downturn.

I'm going to buy puts today and tomorrow for cheap. Every major drop, this happens, and this is a MAJOR drop. If its like 2008, we will drop another 8-10% in the next month.

>3k deaths in a world of 6 billion people so far
Niggas more people have Kill themselves EVERY DAY

>>17527816
coronavirus plateaued in Asia already and cases are leveling off.

vaccine is probably around the corner too

>>17527860
Too early

>>17527865
>3k+ suicides per day

hmmm, any good rope manufacturers to invest in?

Uh guys... the Nikkei lunch break is over, but its not trading again...

>>17527877
Clx and mmm

Whose ready for bears to be btfo tomorrow??!?!?!?

why isn't the coronavirus seen as a good thing? it only kills the genetically weak and the elderly.

isn't this a net positive? is it really better to let them drag down social security and medicare another 30 years? i hope this thing is just getting started and does some serious damage.

>>17527816
priced in during the friday afternoon drip, its unrealistic to think were going straight down without any bull traps

>>17527893
based and satanpilled

so even if the actual virus is a nothing burger and the death rate is being inflated due to potentially tons of mild cases going unreported, it has caused absolute havoc on supply lines and has people way spooked. fuuck

>>17527712
I bought SQQQ puts

Leggoooo

I am buying tomorrow and you can't stop me.

>>17527893
20x more people have died to the common cold this year than the corona virus.
It is actually a fucking morning burger

>>17527909
panic and hysteria set in for what amounts to nothing but a flu like virus

>>17527816
Zoom out

>>17527865
7.5 billion

>>17527860
you should probably study more market tops than 2008 pal.. you just might get your ass handed to you

>>17527893
it is like a cold virus or flu virus basically, maybe a little bit more infectious.

>>17527920
Kek why not QQQ calls?

>>17527812
>Do you think the growth since 2009 had been justified
no, most of it is fake, some growth was absolutely justified, some of it was over speculation and investors funneling into blown up shit. Look at like the we work company...

>>17527932
>Using some gook island to dictate the world economy
Pathetic

>>17527949
Nvm triple leverage, i get it, nice

>>17527955
>Ugly feet
Get the fuck out of here and delete that photo.

#FINNEXUS will aid connection between used and blockchain by making it easier for participants to look,manage and acquire blockchain based asset

FEAR, this market is rank with it

>>17527938
We are in a pretty unprecedented time of growth, but to have such a sudden drop that will materially affect businesses across the world. Such dramatic drops do not just happen without repercussions. What is your thesis?

Fucking entry into money is getting expensive. This shit is red hot

> terrible news the entire weekend
> markets and futures are green as fuck

>it can't get any worse
But it did get worse...

omg you have no idea what you can preserve in a freezer..... i had my butcher cut this hunk of serloins up inch and a half thick, then vacuum packed them and fuck this steak is going to be delicious.

>>17527909
That is certainly the case. Most people with coronavirus right now don't know they have it because you don't start noticing symptoms until 2 weeks.

>>17527992
Futures were green last week too

>>17527158
TAKE UR SHIRTS OFF
PUT IT ABOVE UR HEAD
SPIN IT LIKE A HELICOPTER

>>17527992
this is a cute pic, i saved it

>>17527992
>cheap puts

>>17527998

Fake news

>>17527998
Little Kim bought spy puts lmao

sorry its inch and a quarter... it's fucking still great.

futures are forming a bearish falling three

>Bodganoff, He bought. He thinks he's gonna make it.

>>17527992
There is an army of boomer and boomerzoomers who believe the past decade was legitimate growth and not a giant bubble created by free money

>>17527992
futures have been green a lot even last week

odd huh?

>>17527998
now's not the time Kim.

SNSS BRO
WHAT IS A REALISTIC TARGET DROP PRICE TO AIM FOR

looking to add another couple hundred before 03/03

i was thinking 0.72-0.74$?

>>17528042
you're a week late and a dollar short bitch. watch the spring.

is this a fucking joke? open 2% down, pop to 1% up, now dropping again?

SHOULD I GO BIG ON COSTCO???

>>17528032
Well since all value is perceived, I guess that is what it's worth.

>>17528037
Someone needs to give him a G.I Joe or something to keep him occupied.

what's mayday, international communists unite? that's around other companies earnings reports, let us surround our selves with options and super obvious shit. and ignore fud and look forward to future months and years down the road...

you've all made me part of the person i am today, so what if I fell in love with a woman who's older than me.

>>17527909
yes that's about the shape of it

NIKKEI UP 2% WHATS GOING ON???

>>17528066
What are you going on about schizo

>>17528083
Huge central bank pump

>>17528083
The last few sparks before the lightbulb goes out.

>>17528029
Weak bounce, and rejection of MA50. It's not looking imo

>>17528029
>bearish falling three
Okay anon, pro tip: those candlestick patterns on hourly or shorter timeframes are wildly unreliable. Even on the daily they're not great.

>>17527970
I dont know what your short targets are but you would have to believe China will be shut down for another full quarter for a 20%-30% drop. Not only that but Retail is in major fearmode now and will heavily hedge on the next bounce, causing a short squeeze

>>17528083
their central bank did some buddhist ritual
it's all going to come crashing back down

>>17528091
>>17528089
cope harder bear fags. corona is nothing more than the flu. the fear is gone and people are already moving on.

>>17528083
Its over bearbros

>>17528083
central bank cured coronavirus for a day or two

>>17528092
not looking good*

Well, shit. This is exactly what the world needs right now.

>>17528093
what would you say is reliable?

>>17527926
>morning burger
Freudian slip? Ya worried about how red the morning will be, huh champ?

Did anyone check this week’s COT?

Large specs cut their massive fuckhuge short-vix position in HALF

Not fuckkng good. Big move for a chart like that.

Crashing again. Let's go Team Bobo, no bulls left alive

The fuck when most trading is done by AI and HFT scanning headlines, sentiment, and technical analysis.
These algorithms don't know how bad the situation really is...

>>17528111
The bogs are ejecting

>>17528120
I forgot to post an unrelated pic

>>17528124

>>17528111
>slinging corona infected bodies
We medieval times now.

can I buy rally in morning or is it a pump n dump?

>>17528106

>>17528143
I wouldn't trust it.

>>17528042

>>17528114
There is no single reliable TA technique. You have to put together a series of things working in tandem such that your buy or sell signals are generated only when your stuff agrees. If there's disagreement that means there is no probability advantage and therefore you shouldn't commit to a trade.

>>17528083
The shinji cult has taken over the gook fed and is now initiating third impact.
please do not be alarmed

>>17528151
>Chinese source

>>17528143
Every major market is up by a lot. If Europe goes up too, Id say jump in, if it dips or is flat, remain cautious.

>>17528171
yeah cuz the chinese would overreport the deaths right? The point stands.

>>17528151
>Cardiovascular
>Diabetes
Fat people BTFO

>>17528151
Wow bro, it's almost like those three or four medfags who have been shitposting amongst the FUD were right or something...

>>17528151
These numbers are inflated. This is a fatality rate to confirmed cases ratio. When you take into account all the uncomfirmed cases, the percentage is much lower.

>>17528120
For the two hundred millionth time, the COT vix doesnt matter, that was also last Tuesday

>>17527812
That's how debt currencies work. They only get worse and America has gotten pig fat off of it. Just look at our people. Short term gain for long term loss/death. It's in their behavioral patterns.

What is the plan boys. What are we buying tomorrow?

>>17527348
thank you for your service

>>17528196
how he got tiddies if boy

>>17528056
Kek like how

>>17528221

i'm betting on the dip of bernieday

>>17527966
This. Boomers I've met aren't very smart in such things. I don't see what would stop at least 5-12% of the market liquidating at least 2/3rd to 3/4 of their portfolio.

>>17528044
Also SNSS felon can you tell me how far out to buy my 1 dollar calls tytyty

>>17528221
>What is the plan boys. What are we buying tomorrow?
Watching what happens

Futures are basically mirroring if you don't count the obvious as fuck fed pump Friday afternoon.

>>17528088
im going on about shit isn't as bad as everybody thinks it is, and by may shit will actually start chugging along... i'd be buying oil and commodities with this strong a dollar, shit like gold, that has industrial demand and tons of miners ready too flood the market stay away.. i'm not really prospecting but speculating... i have a stolen heart, and have over 25 employees i pay health insurance for, and that's not counting everything else... i've been calling a recession for a long time, and non of you actually know what that word even fucking means.

My boy Kim just sent another one
the absolute mad man

>>17528221
TMDX before earnings obviously

>>17528221
Buying puts for 3-4 weeks out.

>>17528196
if that's a boy... uhh what did they skin graft her penis?

>>17528221
I bought some DDM calls on friday, it's down 26% since the start of last week when the dow is only down 13% and it tracks the dow. I might load up on a bunch of stock just to hodl and give up on the speculative shit if the vixx comes down, wont be too worried if it dips a bit down ther oad since I feel like its a good long term asset.

>>17527197
had to ctrl f to check
its gonna ravage NYC
its probably already all the fuck over there
the chick is quarantined in her house, not even a hospital

>>17528272
>yfw NK launching corona ridden corpses at SK

>>17528013
hey now, you should ask for permission before you do something like that

>>17528167
This. A system to read a system. Someone gets it. Loss or probability of loss needs to be boxed/ruled out.

>>17528221
APT puts

>>17528291
that won't happen.... there are no corona infected people in NK... you're literally retarded.

>>17528291
based

>17528306
don't @ my shitpost, boomer

imma just repost this so folks can see it >>17527197
>https://nypost.com/2020/03/01/first-case-of-coronavirus-confirmed-in-manhattan/
futures seem completely unperturbed for now

>>17528272
there is people still alive in NK??

Futures are all BRIGHT green. Surely we are gonna be fine tomorrow right? Either way I bought gold calls on Friday and gold futures are ASTOUNDING so I'm feeling good...

Let's look at this corona thing with a bit more sobriety and less memes. The Chinese quarantine was so strict because they had no idea what the disease was actually capable of. Now that we know the death rate, and the people who will die from it, it's not really necessary for strict quarantine measures in the US. Basically, unless the chinks lied, and the videos we've seen out of Wuhan were doctored, everything's going to be fine. But a lot of boomers will die off. I wonder how this will affect insurance companies.

>>17528241
By buying the dip laddie. Despite Cramer’s club doing the same.

>>17528284

>>17528323
Oh well apparently futures were green the other week...but I think there's not a huge benefit for anymore to keep dumping this hard. We're already way fucking low. We are being driven real hard by FUD vs hard facts like 2008. Isn't to say that if shit gets worse, we won't fucking TANK, but I don't think any large hedge fund has any real benefit to keep selling right now.

>>17528317
Dude this has to be a red week next week then. I don't care what the futures say right now. Either that or the Fed pumps the dollar to atomization levels.

Dead cat bouncing

>>17528350
But it's JUST the flu?????

>>17528277
Based and transplant pilled desu famalam

>>17528301
Don't you think it will probably spike after all the news we have had this weekend? I sold mine for a profit on Friday and I'm planning on waiting until we get back into the 30s to buy some more/.

NEW NEW NEW NEW

>>17528362

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>>17528365
oops forgot my 100% sfw pic

>>17528277
I've got a couple of these t b h (to be honest), might pick up some more

>>17527238
Does that 20% really require hospitalization? A bed, fluids, and an oxygen tank can be set up anywhere, can’t it?

>>17528327
If you mean the videos on 4chan almost all of them had nothing to do with Covid. I sent them over VPN to a few people in China and they confirmed that all of the videos were from prior events. Many of those videos were spread by pro-Hong Kong protesters and /pol/ ate them up because of their doomsday bias.

>>17527542

I made 300% returns on after/premarket biotech last week.

>>17528359
Not really, when influenza hits an non-immunized population it has a far higher fatality rate, think of Native Americans.
This is more like the flu's faggot little brother.

>>17528401
lol fuck off

>>17528401
x

>>17528044
I doubt it will drop that low again, anon. Two catalysts are this week. I don't want to tell you to just buy that couple hundred willy-nilly but I generally view anything under $1 a share as obvious buy territory
>>17528249
$1 calls would be good even in March. You might consider some $2 April calls? I'm no good with options though so don't quote me on that. But I'm reasonably certain it will be over $2 in April.

>>17528197
No. These rates underestimate lethality. Most deaths, just like the flu, won't be detected as they'll be among the extrey sickly & old and cause won't be known.

Seriously, retard, how the fuck do you think it was even identified if it was 'just the flu'. You're aware strains of coronavirus are common human pathogens, right? You think they sequence the virus of every chick with the sniffles?

>>17528327
>Bro it's no biggy bro, just going to kill tens to hundreds of millions bro