/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17521334
Pump or dump on Monday. I'm going for pump. Largely oversold and government shenanigans.

I'm speaking impartially.

I do not think it's in the interest of western countries to attempt chinese-like quarantine measures.

There are effective measures like shutting down public events to slow the spread so the healthcare centers are less overloaded, or other such social behavior changes that can be done.

Full economic shut down is not a good idea because there might be no end in sight.

>>17521360
pump faded into a dump

First for the B-word, my N-words.

>>17521334
Boomers decide to cash out this week as theyre nearing retirement and need the money. Bernie wins Super Tuesday. Pope dies from virus...

Everyone expects the market to keep crashing so it probably wont

Expectations

worldwide interest rate cuts and action coordinated worldwide and PPT operating at full force by end of today: 30%

If not, prepare to watch people on their hands and knees screaming on CNBC for cuts and fed intervention. it will get to the screaming and wailing point

WE WILL GET OUR CHEAPIES

>>17521334
Buy VSTM on Monday. It gained 46% on Friday and is looking to continue the run on Monday when the market pumps early on. Overall, it's a really great LT stock, assuming the entire market doesn't collapse. I want to hold LT, but I also want to take some profit and buy a dual sport motorcycle.

>>17521393
How will fed cuts help when everyone can see it for what it is?

>>17521334
>stock markets lost 7 trillion
> sub3000 dead
>sub 100k infected
>b-b-but much supply lines
>70-80% china back to work

Look ma, zoomerlets first pandemic

Guys what do I get my gook gf for her birthday? It's coming up soon.

omg I am so excited for futures. Its going to be a fucking blood bath.

>>17521360
>why not both?
Got calls and puts.

>>17521362
>Full economic shut down is not a good idea because there might be no end in sight.
Full economic shut down would work but the majority of people ignore those things because
>"that doesn't apply to me"
tier logic.

Had China instigated martial law I doubt many would've left their homes. It doesn't surprise me why governments have to use force, it's because most people won't obey the simpliest rule.

For example
>gov: "please evacuate the area a hurricane will hit in a few days"
>average citizen: "no you can't tell me what to do!"
>1 week later
>less common than the other situation average citizen: "ahhhh government save me!"

at least it seems more take heed for those emergencies

Question. For an Amerifat such as myself is 3x leverage the best we can do? Are there 5, 10, or 20x options available to me? I wanna bet big on this shit.

>>17521439
A video cassette of your bitcoin technical analysis. It's a pretty funny video.

Watch her reupload it and it gets more views than yours lol.

>>17521439
Buy her an exclusive face mask

>>17521436
>yes goy factories back to work
>thats right goy
>dont worry goy keep consuming
https://twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1233793672497573894

>>17521475
Options

>>17521439
Chopsticks or nunchuks

>>17521496
Somebody else in this thread took my likeness and made that video. I had nothing to do with that video for fuck's sake.

>>17521499
Very funny.

>>17521452
When do futures open in ET?

>>17521439
Kill her and cut her head off, that would be pretty fucking funny and unexpected

>>17521393
>>17521435
Last week in the financial media, I already saw the whole cycle of people calling for rate cuts, then people mocking central bankers because rate cuts aren't a medical treatment, then people saying rate cuts can't cure disease but loosening credit conditions can help, etc. Even if they do cut at this point, I don't think the general public will get excited about it.

>>17521360
Pump, oversold and fed rate cut coming. Also corona not spreading

>>17521523
6pm

>>17521523
630 pm tonight est

>>17521505
>seething angst


Don’t you have some more acb stock to buy. I suggest fd calls, bitch, and don’t forget to ask momma for extra money.

>>17521499
My azn gf was showing off her fancy face mask two weeks ago, lol.

>>17521439
Since we don't know her or anything she already has, this question is impossible to answer in an educated way. So I dunno get her a shiny rock or something, women like shiny rocks.

>>17521334
Will the market crash tomorrow?
>Corona fear
>Russis Turkey War fear
>Migrant Invasion 2.0 fear

I believe the delta is undervalued for the 3/20 SNSS call options, they are a good deal.
There is a pretty decent likelihood that it goes above 2.5

>>17521439
a nice dinner at her favorite bat soup restaurant

>>17521553
>tries to bullshit
>gets called out on bullshit
>waahwahwahwah NO I CANT BE WRONG, IM ALWAYS RIGHT
imagine being unable to cope so you seethe like a faggot lmfao

>>17521557
>SNSS

lmao

why so many breds this week smg? I can hardly keep up reading
are you ill?

>>17521595
you must be new around here. please leave and never come back faggot.

>>17521436
But the factories aren't back up though estimates are between 15% to 30%.

>>17521557
What a faggot

>>17521601
the mentally ill tripfag junkie is making them

>>17521595
>Not taking financial advice from felons...
Imagine being this new..

>>17521615
hes bullshitting out his ass cause his longs are underwater and hes trying to get a bunch of autistic retards to try to pump his bags even though theres not even remotely enough capital here to do that. but hes still retarded.

>I didn't leave the market last week during the fastest crash since the depression but this week I'll check out because an aids patient died of the flu and accept the realized losses.
Only stone hands left in the market and we ain't going nowhere.

>>17521548
Which exchange does it open at?
Also I'm new at /biz/ why are there so many trip fags here it feels like reddit?

>>17521655
>im new
leave

>>17521641
youll be screaming for mommy by the end of the week

>>17521632
lmao seriously, why do these tripfag felon idiots think they are going to fool regular citizens.

Is anyone predicting actual market recovery? I want to know if it is worth longing my inverse ETFs through the next week or if I should take my gains and reinvest in cheapies

Any anon experience with leveraged index certificates? cant do options at my broker (europoor), but 20x long and short certs for s&p and dax

Cannabis stocks are about to skyrocket in the next few years. The UN commission of narcotic drugs will have its most important meeting of the year starting tomorrow. The most interesting aspect of the meeting is the possible rescheduling of cannabis. If they remove it from the worst schedule into a better one, it will help many nations to start legalizing cannabis.
https://www.unodc.org/unodc/en/commissions/CND/session/63_Session_2020/session-63-of-the-commission-on-narcotic-drugs.html
>but UN is a joke and irrelevant organization
The UN might in general be quite irrelevant but many countries follow the drug scheduling of CND very closely

In addition to being a better alternative to alcohol, cannabis can also be used in the medical field. How big is the opium market? It's fucking huge and cannabis can take a big chunk of its market.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/colorado-looks-medical-marijuana-ease-opioid-crisis-n1035541

Now that coronavirus is spreading and it can cause cytokine storms which eventually kill you, there is a possibility to treat the cytokine storms with cannabis.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2768535/

The cannabis stocks are fucking low and will probably go even lower during next week. IF the CND decides to reschedule cannabis then once the stock market starts going back up the cannabis stocks will skyrocket.

>>17521685
>Is anyone predicting actual market recovery?
if they are they're lying or retarded

>>17521507
I should have been clearer sorry
I was planning on using options on such funds if they exist.

>>17521685
I think we're close to the bottom if we aren't yet

With vacation days and working from home abilities we have in the USA, I don't think 2 weeks of staying home is gonna mess with the economy in the long run and the whales know it

Buy at the discount and get rich or die mirin

>>17521711
>Thinking the gov won't step in to stop any potential crash

This poor N00b

Do u even trade??

>>17521723

>>17521742
yes the govt did so fucking much in 2008. and they have so many tools available today to use. you have no understanding of micro/macro econ please stop talking.

@17521659
Not giving a (you) to a tripfag,

>>17521743
Bears are wrong almost all the time.

That combined with your increased cortisol from cannabis use disqualifies you as a sound advisor

>>17521762
thanks for the @ you seething faggot

There is no bottom. Don't buy into the media. We heading lower...

>>17521641
Only absolute diamond hands are left, I love it.

>>17521777
CHECKED, trips confirms we go lower. based as fuck.

>>17521753
Kek

That bubble popped from unsecured debt and leveraged securities on top of them, not a momentary sniffle scare.

Please explain to me how this is anything like 2008

>>17521796
youre right. its not anything like 2008. its worse faggot.

>>17521360
Big fall. Still bad news over the weekend, nothing looks any more optimistic. It's betting against the market at this point to go long, imo.

>>17521777
Well, there you go. I've never lost money betting on repeating digits.

>>17521789
If you're looking for a sign, you'll always find one

>>17521360
>>17521542
Oversold by what criterion? You feel like it? Bullfags are so incredibly retarded. Yeah bro, pandemics are totally a bull market.
>not spreading
Lol. Zero evidence for anything you have said or will say in this thread I can guarantee that.

>>17521796
>sniffle scare
retard detected. you are clearly ignorant of the spanish flu.

>>17521803
The worst part about our conversation is that you're leading the easily swayed bizraelis to slaughter.

The market should have dropped 12% but we recently hit ATHs which is where the extra few percent comes from.

We'll rebound soon

>>17521723
>>17521742
>>17521766
>>17521796
>>17521814
i found the signs that youre retarded and have no idea how anything works. so i guess it is working.

>>17521832
>People who are right most of the time are wrong right now because I'm scared

Lmaooo

>>17521844
leave retard, youre too stupid to be among us.

how comfy am i for monday
and what should i add?

Could the virus get crazy Bernie elected?

>>17521842
We've dropped more than SARS or bird, were close to the bottom if we aren't already there

>>17521875
why buy a put on COST? they must be ballin right now

>>17521846
>>17521864
I'm glad you'll be proven wrong in the next few weeks.

Can't wait to hear what you'll be spamming then

>>17521882
>hey look at me, im the retard who keeps trying to call a bottom every post in every thread for the past week.
>yeah it feels like the bottom after a 12% drop haha
can you leave? you actually have the intelligence of a rock.

>>17521846

see

>>17521667

>>17521864
Hey Weedbrah, any ideas for weed stocks to buy at the bottom? I am looking at CRON right now, any other suggestions?

>>17521882
Those diseases were fundamentally different. You lack the worldliness to fully understand the situation. I suggest you go read more about it. This disease is going to infect over half of the population. Those diseases were not pandemics. This one is.

>>17521862
Exactly the kind of "argument" every bullfag gives. Zero evidence whatsoever, only feels.

>>17521876
No.

>>17521902
Why do you keep straw-manning me?

The fact you can't see where my sound arguments are coming from show you're too stubborn to learn the stock market

Also, I've only been saying bottom since market close on Friday.

>>17521918
Aaaaand your hardcore definitive evidence for your bear position is what?

A new disease is new so it'll kill us all cuz it's new????

>>17521929
He's literally mentaly ill bro, stop giving him attention

>>17521945
It's a pandemic dumbass. Do you not know what that means? Even the most conservative death rate estimates of .2% mortality and 1/3 of the global population still results in millions of deaths. Good lord.

Why are people stocking up toilet paper of all things. Just use a bidet.

Where the fuck do I start? I have $35k in savings, I make about $5k a month and spend about $1-1.5k. I'm honestly paralyzed by just staggering amounts of information.

>>17521914
i think we still see another leg down. im not making any speculative plays in an uncertain economic/health case environment. like ive said before, your best play is to just wait to see what happens. its like saying two countries are at war with each other and trying to predict what the travel tourism industry is going to be like. idk. and to me its not worth the risk/reward ratio.

>>17521875

>buy calls monday morning
>sell and by puts tuesday morning
>sell tuesday puts on wednesday morning

Gonna have enough to retire by EOW.

Ugh I'm an lolcow thats trying to be rich so when I die I can just donate it anyway

>>17521889
>>>17521875
>why buy a put on COST? they must be ballin right now
>>17521946
>calling me mentally ill
cant himself think things through in a critical perspective. what a fucking retard lmfao.

>>17522000
trips confirm youre a retard lmao, ty KEK

>>17521969
buy puts and then youll have $350k by the end of the March

>>17521974
No for sure, we are still going way down. With all the new laws I'm thinking we could see a rally in Medical Marijuana after the coronavirus correction/recession/depression. I was just wondering if you had more faith in some than others.

Based virus actually helps the environment

>>17522016
Yeah that sounds amazing but I don't know what the fuck that means or the idea behind why I'd be doing it.

>>17522025
once they bottom out, then yes definitely. i think the cannabis industry has magnitudes of growth to go through still. and were just getting started. there was a study done in ontario that showed slowing liquor sales because of legalized marijuana.

>>17522052
nice! based Greta saved the world!

>>17522060
They just recently three shops in my city. There were lines stretching three city blocks at each of them for over a month.

They have all been sold out for a while now.

>>17522000
Be quiet nutjob. Call this number
18777264727

Is costco a good buy? More people are going to sign up to buy wholesale and bulk up

everyone heres a fucking 30yo boomer, no?
or at least close enough

we should organize a day on the weekend, while futures are still closed, to play doom or quake 3 deathmatch desu
could be **fun**

>>17521889
i don't think the boost in revenue from mass buying this month will overcome the overall hit to ALL retail that we're going to see this spring.

i also don't think the videos and photos of empty shelves at costco is good for PR and business

lastly when trading options i like to trade in very big retailers and walmart and costco fit the bill. . .

>KUWAIT TURNS OFF STOCK MARKET AFTER -11%
GUYS
GUYS
GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-01/middle-eastern-stocks-plunge-as-oil-gets-hammered-by-coronavirus

>>17522116
retards will find a way to say this is bullish

>>17522116
>country that exists entirely on oil
>gets fuckd from oil
shocking

i told you guys that oil was going OTC

>>17522134
>>17522139
LMFAO

Where are the retards that thought they caught the bottom of gas and oil last week?

>>17522148
were there people actually going long oil last week?
why?

oil is going to like $35/brl

>>17522148
>>17522134
>>17522116
>tfw I only have an extra 15 gallons of gas

>>17522155
>so far

ITS A GREAT BUY HERE BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE ITS THE BOTTOM

>>17522155
chart is misleading af. This is not over. That is just a single worst week chart.

>>17522178
well its a chart of weekly losses
so the net week will be another red line
pretty cool how we already beat out the dotcom bubble

ITS A BULL MARKET GUYS!!! ITS ONLY A PANDEMIC!!!

>>17522198
BRO ITS JUST THE FULL THO DUDE

>>17522187
sure but look at the weeks following each realy bad one
gonna be nice and volatile for months
gonna be fun

>>17522198
BRO ITS JUST THE FLU THO DUDE

>>17522158
oil shouldn't get that cheap, america will just leave the shit in the ground and stop pumping at that price.

>>17522053
He wants you to bet your 35 grand that the markets stay depressed til the end of March.
If you want something completely hands off just buy some SPY (broad ETF of the US economy) and QQQ (mostly but not entirely tech ETF), set an automatic buy on each monthly or per paycheck according to your means, and set them to reinvest dividends.
You won't become a millionaire by the end of the year but you'll see significant gains vs just saving your money over the next 30 years (provided the US doesn't collapse).

Beyond that you can spread out to other long-term holds or set aside some money to gamble with on pharma stocks recommended by felons and 3x leveraged rollercoasters.

where do you watch the Eastern Markets?

>>17522224
it will tho
the most important thing in oil price is global trade
china is limping pretty hard rn

i DO think a lot of new oil companies are gonna go under desu

>>17521542
>Corona Chan not spreading
Going parabolic in Korea and Nippon, going to restart in China when they reopen, spreading in Europe, and the US is right around non-hubai China in early Jan.

Strap-in son, we're just getting started

>>17522155
>Financial crisis literally worse than Hitler
oy vey

>>17522109
More of a UT '04 man myself.

>>17521777
Up at open, down at close

https://twitter.com/ChinaInFocusNTD/status/1234205491070455808

IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW BAD THINGS REALLY ARE

>>17522246
i can respect that

>>17522224
US production will stop eventually, but it's not like flicking a switch. We'll have a massive glut in the mean time.

>>17522243
its hard to compare the market of the 1930s to the one of 2008 tho

>>17522262
yup

>>17522252
You are such a god damn retard dude, its really painful. Posting totally unverifiable shit. No wonder you are a druggie felon. Consider suicide.

>>17522224
Trump wants oil to go low though, it's Russia and the arabs that wants oil higher but they're having problems agreeing at the moment

Anyone know how to block the ads on Investing.com without getting the annoying "anti-blocker" popup to show up?

>>17522285
>but they're having problems agreeing at the moment
lel
to say the least

>>17521777
Czeched, all in puts at the top of the pump

>>17522282
>HE THINKS THE CHINESE WOULDNT KILL PEOPLE ARE ALREADY GOING TO BE DEAD IN A WEEK ANYWAYS BECAUSE THEIR CONDITION IS BEYOND REVERSABLE
YEAH IM THINKING YOURE A RETARD HERE CHAMP. IM GUESSING YOU ALSO BELIEVE THAT THEY CONTAINED THE VIRUS STILL IN CHINA RIGHT CHAMP?

>>17522285
I ALSO IMAGINE YOU THINK THAT THE MEDIA WILL REACH OUT TO THE CCP TO ASK FOR CONFIRMATION RIGHT? KEK WHAT A RETARD

>>17522291
have you tried umatrix?

>>17521641
Both the Market and dumb money still expects, in their heart of hearts, a V-recovery. As this progresses, more & more will realize that isn't happening and we'll start seeing real panic selling

> 99 red virion, floating in the winter sky

>>17522315
WRONG GET, MEANT FOR THE OTHER RETARD

>>17522305
No wonder you are on disability and a drain on society. At least go back to jail so we can turn off your government check please.

>>17522308
Boy it sure does help when your global economy has already collapsed and you're recovering from a bottom.

What kinda cheapies you guys gonna get? I want T and BLNK.

>>17522308
S&P 500 lost over 55% of its market cap 6 months before this happened.
Can't believe someone wasted their time making this.

>Nike puts
>Apple puts
>SPY puts

What else guys

>>17522262
It is like flicking a fucking switch... There's literally a fucking switch, and that's it, production halts and workers get pink slips until it becomes profitable for production again.

Future futures are all green

>>17522360
spxu calls

>>17522379
Okay, post your long positions in oil and gas

>>17522389
bear market cancelled

>>17522389
Futures have been closed since Friday you illiterate nigger. God damn this past week has attracted absolute bottom of the barrel of internet dreck.

Anon-dai-o's I got 50 k I been sitting on for a year waiting for this moment. When and what to buy?

Yuro here, going to go to the bank tomorrow and buy some Physical Gold.

I don't trust any Fiat currency in circulation to be worth jack shit by the end this is over.

I’m new to /smg/ and want to start trading actual stocks instead of Internet funny-money. I’ve read most of the OP links and am considering starting a Robinhood account, but was wondering what trading platforms are most popular here. So who uses what and why?

>>17521360
the pump started at the very end of Friday
the dump will start back up before the end of Tuesday

>>17521742
Just like they stopped the dotcom crash? Just like they stopped 2008?

Do you really think the Fed has discovered new Jew magic in the last 10 years?
>The sleeping bear springs to life, opens up his hungry maw, focusing it upon the Dow, as 99 red virion drift by

>>17522416
agreed.


>>17522389
>>17522404

These zoomer bulls who refused to listen to logic in that the economy was fucked.

>>17522421
I use vanguard because I'm a boring investor that just piles money into an index fund. Robinhood for fun money account.

Should i do it guys

>>17522416
I said future futures. Fucking brainlet, they never close.

>>17522421

Use my link to sign up for Robinhood and we both get free shares of stock, senpai.

https://join.robinhood.com/christm21317

Now is the time to buy!

Supply chain disruptions aren't really going to show until earnings reports, right?

https://youtu.be/9o6xSs2At3E

>>17522399
I got about 400 shares of MLPA and it's going to sting a bit.

>>17522455
Fuck off David

>>17522467
lmao, this is the exact spot we're in right now.

>>17522500
>>17522467

That should have the name "shoeshine boys" to 'tripfags" . When they start giving advice you know what not to do.

>>17522052
>They're dead, Jim

>>17522467
>>17522500
B...but everyone here is a shoe shine wagie.

If there's anyone looking for any... ehhh... <small>puts<small> I might be able to hook you up. High price due to low supply, you know? Better get em know before Monday open when every retail investor buys them up.

>>17522524
false. master race european genetics business degree graduate working from home chad reporting in.

>>17522524
exactly

>>17522116

>>17522498
:D

>>17522328

Is canned soupies a buy soon? Won't burb moms be loading up?

>>17522197
>we already beat out the dotcom bubble

>>17522570
shit tier dog food filled with preservatives. i wouldnt empty them in the sewer. but its a buy for the reason you said. stupid hick americans will stock pile them by the cartons.

>>17521379
Can confirm, my boomer dad literally went all cash at the top. My dad is a near -perpetual bull, only selling off once more during top of tech bubble.

>>17522593
your dad sounds based. you should be happy you got such great genes from a smart man.

>>17522570
>mfw been stocking up on canned ravioli from ALDI since Wednesday
if ALDI wasn't privately held, I'd buy the shit out of them right now

SNSS crashes with no fucking survivors

>>17522584
>>17522570

Those are luxury goods and luxury goods tend to do poorly during recession.

>>17522611
speaking of luxury goods, louis vuitton, gucci, fendi, etc., all took massive hits in sales in china because coronachan. short the earnings.

>>17522601
>canned ravioli
bro, you need to stock up on chili, deenz, whey powder, and peanut putter for sick gainz during the panic months

>>17522584
Anon in america we don't actually eat these. It's just tradition for our moms to buy a zillion every-time it snows because thats what their mom did and it hasn't set in yet that the burbs doesn't remain unplowed for more than 2 days. These shit can and milk. The news comes on and says "oh gee milkies and can good flying off shelves as we brace for WINTER-POCALYPSE 2020! Better buy some soup before they are gone goyim!!"

>>17522601
God I hate ALDI. I have your sentiment about Trader Joes. But if Trader Joe's went public they'd become a public whore, so it's a catch 22.

>>17522626
>chili
I bought a gazillion cans of chili when my local grocery put it on sale last year
unbelievably bad shits, I can't do that again

35 grand in Vanguard Lifestrategy 80...hold me bros

>>17522643
ALDI isn't the bargain-basement experience it once was
if your local store has re-modeled, check them out; it's not quite so Soviet-feeling anymore

>>17522643
trader joes is absolute shit. Bunch of hippy environmentalist fucks in there. Aldi is the best.

I've been too much of a little bitch to invest at all, instead spent my time ""researching"" and was going to with a safe option like index funds.

But this talk of a biblical crash has got me going, I've got £5000 to blow, what stocks do I short?

>>17522611
Why is it "luxury" when it's a dollar a can and the whole point is that it can sit in the back of your cabinet for 3000 years?

>>17522606
How? It's only projected to go up.

US expat here anybody know a way to get a US brokerage account without a US address?

Anyone else daytrade here?

Thanks coronachan, for both giving me all of this lovely intraday volatility with plenty of volume, and vindicating my fear of holding overnight. Seems that once again, I'm right and everyone else is wrong :^3

>>17522622
you don't understand market cycle.... They're not going to get beat up much on first quarter it's 2nd and 3rd quarter. You're literally blowing your load way too early. Time to short luxury goods isn't until like may-august.

>>17522662
because unless you can catch it on sale, or you buy the really esoteric flavors, you can get the same damn thing in store brand for at least a quarter less per can

>>17522308
>Fatality rate: 0.03%
So 1/10 to 1/1000 the rate of Corona Chan.

Threadly reminder that stonks only go down

>>17522599
He actually is- believes in free markets and ultracapitalist, but he’s also in logistics. VP & President of Operations positions for a few different companies throughout his career, so he sees many things from a pure efficiency standpoint.

He actually encourages big bets too, like “no risk no reward” type thing, and consistently buys dips, but when shit really starts to crack it’s better to “get out of the way than to buy the dip.”

With that said, he did mention he’s watching very closely to see when to go back in. He almost did last week, than decided against it. Really until a vaccine is rushed and put out to the masses through government sponsorship or something, there is no rush to buy back in yet.

As he put it, “It’s been an amazing few years. It’s time to push the pause button for a second.”

>>17522668
wow, then put all your life savings in it, surely nothing could go wrong

>>17522660
>>17522643
Aldi Nord owns Trader Joe’s in the States, but the Aldi stores that you see in the States are run by Aldi Süd, which is separate from Trader Joe’s.

>>17522682
we were already overdue for a correction, coronavirus is going to make it at LEAST a 2008-level recession

>>17522662
You've never seen shit hit the fan and real depression. One of those cans that last 14,000 years will buy you a woman for a night when shit really hits the fan.

>>17522661
Nike. They are experiencing a huge supply chain disruption and loss of sales in China. Doubly affected by the virus

>>17522659
Only one I ever went to was filled with nogs and spics. Never in my life have I been to a grocery store that had the audacity to run out of onions.

>>17522660
Trader Joe's is amazing. Roll in, grab 1.60 natty peanut butter a fuck load of chicken and brussel sprouts and fuck right out because shit is small as fuck and I don't have to look at 30 differently priced variations of chicken thighs and walk through a football field sized maze. I load up my fucking cart with good shit and stay under 40 dollars for solid 2 weeks. Aldi is fucking Save-a-lot barely passing the FDA tier, at least everyone I've ever been to. When I see the wagies at ALDI I see the desire for death in their eyes.

Half of you guys will be suicidal by the end of the week. Cut your losses. Get out. It's over. 99% of the listed companies are about to declare bankruptcy

>>17522661
Apple

>>17522606
HIGHLY unlikely.

>>17522682
the main thing i've learned this year from trading is that if there is ever even a rumor of some major global impacting shit going down, you get the FUCK OUT and potentially short, ASAP. i dealt with over 30% drawdown during the US-China trade war escalation this past summer (trump tariffs on $300b chinese goods, if you guys remember), and now the coronavirus crashing the market where i went from up over 20% in AMD thinking i was perfectly safe to hold all year to getting out at 2% profit.

never again. never a-fucking-gain. when everything is good and i read some major shit is going down that doesn't even have anything to do with any company im invested in, get the FUCK OUT IMMEDIATELY. that's twice i didn't respect global habbenings, i won't make that mistake again.

>>17522661
Don’t short buy put options-poor man’s short with biblical returns

>>17522682
exactly. let me tell ya something, theres no point "predicting" the bottom of the market. if your dad got out near the top and is in cash, it doesnt matter where he buys next. all he has to do is just sit on the sidelines while the idiots kill each other over where the bottom is. EVEN if he misses the bottom and the market runs up, if he buys in 5% lower than what he sold at, hes still compounding his money. thats what these idiots dont understand. they think DCAing is a good strategy in a down market... theyre not even DCAing in a bull market. thats what makes me kek.

mathematically, its better to accumulate cash right now than buying anything and letting the market play out. youll have a much better entry point in the future than you will anytime soon. and youll have more capital to compound.

>>17522691
Don't worry my entire savings is already on it.

>>17522758

>>17522738
Will the complete economic collapse of America's economy be the end for us all, or merely an opportunity for people to start growing their own local business again?

>>17522763
Anime fag BTFO by risk taker Chad.

>>17522738

>>17521655
They are trying their hardest to shit up the thread, are retarded, literal felons, and shills. Ignore them.

>>17522777
holy fuck trips confirms again. every trips has been FULL BEAR.

>>17521360
Pump until about 1030 before the downtrend continues. Fridays close was the start of a dead cat bounce.

getting word yen futures gonna open at 925

>>17522766
Capitalism is dead. The human race will live on. It will probably be an economy using skillset as a currency

>>17522763
I've bought in at 0.50 thanks to SNSS Anon's persistent shilling, on the off chance it does crashes, I'll be out with good return.

>>17522766
local and small businesses got wiped out in 2008; Walmart, Dollar Store, and other big chains that had the ability to weather the storm swooped in and took over their market share.

Another big crash would likely only lead to more consolidation.

>>17522737
You are wasting money you yankee piece of shit. Aldi is good quality

>>17522797
I'm gonna guess he's a mutt and you're not, Aldi is a bit shit stateside.

Occasional reminder that the all time record for stability in human society is 75 years, and that's the period we are in now.

It's the first time in history that a majority of the population have lived their entire lives in stability, therefore few people can comprehend a happening.

People in their 90s stockpile because they've seen half of their street blown up by WW2 planes and endured years of rationing afterward, people under the age of 70 cannot comprehend society being anything but permanently stable

USD gap up on open?

Don't screencap this post.

>>17522797
having been to European grocery stores, American ALDI is not the same as your ALDI
but it still doesn't deserve the bad reputation it has

>>17522817
this is pretty actually pretty based. the natural selection cleansing is going to biblical.

>>17522660
>>17522737
I dunno I've always supported my local businesses over those chain stores. Quality is good, prices can vary, but definitely get good deals on different shit all the time, plus you get that know your merchant relationship. I mean it's a totally different world when you've been going to the same fish market or butcher for years and you can be like, "Call me when you get x or y for z." and they treat like family.

>>17522751
This year taught me that setting some fairly conservative trail stops on all your stocks will literally save your life. Even set them on "safe havens". Woke up on Monday to literally all my trail stops triggered and only lost an average of 5% on each position. My Account is fairly new to being profitable so my capitol didn't get bit at all. Literally stepped into the market last October like stepping into an elevator shaft and ate crab shit for a year.

I've decided to set my Trailstops upon purchase and not second guess them.

So, how low do you think the dow jones will go this week coming up before wall street goes full BANIC mode and everyone starts going full retard? My money is at 18,000 at below at least.

>>17519523
>>17519537
so fucking based

>>17522699
bizarre if true

For me, it's Trader Joe's
Free coffee sips and easy to find everything I want, high quality and low prices, it's great.

>>17522817
dude, it's the fucking sniffles, relax. we're also in a technologically advanced civilization, in 1st world countries at least. yeah nCoV is gonna fuck shit up for a year or so but then things will return to normal. it's pretty obvious.

>>17522837
the smart ones have already begun to leave, knowing the bottom isn't even in sight yet; true panic sets in the moment we drop under 20K

>>17522793
So those hypercompanies in those cyperpunk dystopias? Fuck

>>17522837
7% down every day

>just found out the coronavirus is breaking out in the same county my brother lives in seattle
fug, knowing his basedboy nature hes not prepared at all

>>17522869
F

>>17522847

The UK government today officially acknowledged the possibility of both "quarantined cities" and "mass graves"

>>17522834
good plan, although i still prefer to not hold overnight. much easier to manage risk intraday, the main problem is having to be there to watch the markets all day to actually make the trades which is why im working on automating it, which requires programming knowledge so it's gonna take a while. hoping to have it up and running and fully tested by the end of the year. until then i work and take scalps with my algo when i have downtime at my job.

>>17522847
It's not just the sniffles. If you think that is all that is wrong with the world then you are incredibly ignorant.

>>17522869
What would he even need to be prepared?

Just go to Costco now and buy some canned beans, salmon, and other shit that has water and protein in it, then some water and multivitamins and toilet paper, and you’re pretty much good?

>>17522885
okay doomer, you can live in the woods with no electricity, shit in a hole, and eat squirrel for the rest of your life in post apocalyptia i guess. i'll just keep enjoying life and an hero if shit is truly irrepairably fucked and society crumbles into complete anarchy.

no idea why you'd bet on that though beyond shorts and puts. seems like that meme image saying doomers just want to watch people suffer because they want to kill themselves but are too cowardly to pull the trigger themselves is accurate.

>>17521542
>"corona not spreading"
this guy's not going to make it, both economically and physically.

>>17522155
> Market only crashed because Hitler stopped at France
Don't forget this nuance.

fed announcement soon?
mnuchin readying the team?

>>17522797
In New Jersey, ALDI is absolute shit tier. A step above Save-A-Lot which is EBT card tier. Food is a good investment. Fucking treat yourself to 50 cent more a bag chicken and stop giving yourself as much cancer.

>>17522832
I moved closer to NYC for more shekels job. I used to live down the street from a farmers market where I could get all my meat from a polish deli or Amish butcher. Amish steaks where fucking delicious and after eating their normal sized chicken breast that was delicious and looking at the 4X as big perdue mutant chicken and tasting the difference, it's hard to justify saving like 10 dollars a month to ingest that cancer shit. I'd rather save money else where on shit like rent/clothing/utilities/entertainment. If you aren't buying frozen/premade shit groceries just aren't that expensive anyway. You can get like 6 million bananas and sweet potatoes for like 2 dollars.

>>17522913
bro it's ok, the trick is to keep an acidic and basic body chemistry, full of an-ions and cat-ions to fuck with the virus so you don't get sick. Just drink battery acid and shoot up with bleach. DON'T DRINK THE BLEACH!!! Just mainline that shit right into your veins and drink the battery acid. The virus won't kill you.

>>17522913
Normalcy bias. I would prefer if the world were safe for my children, but reality doesn't care about my preferences. World-shaking events have happened in the past, but they can't happen again, right? Those things are done happening for some reason.

>>17522891

I need society to not fall apart until March 15th because that's when I get my monthly deposit of $300 in Food Stamps put on my EBT card. Then it's a Costco run and I'm set for 2 to 3 months.

Oh, remind me to buy Costco stock tomorrow.

>>17522953
>Oh, remind me to buy Costco stock tomorrow.
Possibly the only thing I did right this week.

Set the limit order now?

>>17522953
>gets food stamps
>buys stock
wat

Mexico reports 5th case of coronavirus, first in the state of Chiapas

https://twitter.com/nathanattrill/status/1234057970490593283

the chinks using slave labor to try to restart manufacturing. IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW BAD THINGS ARE. kek.

>>17522945
I remember being in middle school thinking that war was a thing only in books and then 911 happened and I had my first "oh, I've been naive" moment.

>>17522990
This implies they didn't use slave labour before hand

Be kind to each other, frens. We are all here to make money so we don't have to suffer as much in this world.

The only people you should be against are tripfags. FUCK TRIPFAGS.

>>17522934
i hate sweets... fruit and sweet potato suck, yeah produce is pretty fucking cheap though...
It is still such a different experience when the guy you're buying from takes pride in his store and actually cares about his customers... Like he knows if he sell rotten shit, you'll get sick... mean while kids get told to repackage shit put new dates on the labels and put it back on the shelf all the fucking time. My old kosher butcher passed away, but he used to take me into his cooler, show me the corned beefs he was curing, show me all his cows... Every once and a while he'd do pork chops and have The Rabbi come in and re-bless all his equipment. He was a good man. He honestly cared about his customers and their families.

>>17523001
touche, sir. touche.

>>17522990
taking this to /v/ for Sony shitposting, thanks

>>17522758
Same.
Well, not exactly, I have about the same amount as my original investment (before profit) in a CD where I put it to stop myself literally risking everything on SNSS, but of the money I had available to risk, all of it is in SNSS right now

How much money do I need to start pissing around with puts? Never touched anything stock market related before but it seems silly not to get into it right now.

>>17522934
Were you out by williamsport or where did you move from? Bradford?

>>17521360

Forgive me for my ignorance, but...how do you pump and dump the dollar? On other currencies? On an a sort of index?

what are tripfags anyways?

https://twitter.com/SuperMugatu/status/1234223425410957318

its going to happen regardless what retard bulls on smg say.

>>17522990
How is that different than everyday in Glorious Communist People's China? They've also been basically kidnapping brides. But such is communism.

>>17523025
when central banks lower/raise interest rates

>>17522945
bro, some of you are literally discussing the collapse of the entire world civilization, you don't think you're being just a *tad* extreme here?

it's not the end of the world is my point, but some of you are acting like it is and screaming it from the rooftops for some reason.

>>17523019
You need 0 debt, and a safety net of 6 months of expenses. After that, you can get away with like as little as 50 bucks.

>>17522990
Based and CSA-pilled

>>17522751
If you weren't trying to short you should have gone long

>>17522158
Yes i did. I am prepared to cost average all the way down to $35 if need be. OPEC is now more motivated than ever to cut production. Sub $40 is not sustainable for the oil industry for any length of time, including for Russia.

>>17523044
>some of you
I'm only one person, bro.

>>17523044
nobody is discussing the world collapse. were talking about a complete financial collapse because just the flu bro is going to decimate certain sectors in the coming months. the world is more connected/intertwined than ever before, a sector collapsing will having rippling effects.

>>17523028
Tripfags are people who use usernames with a tripcode on this site and treat it like Reddit. They don't value anonymity and just want attention. They're awful people and I unironically hope they get cancer.

>>17523044
It's the end of capitalism. Accept it

>>17523029
whatever you say, doomer.

>>17523071
Anons are shit cunts with no integrity and don't want to held accountable for shit predictions

>>17523005
Feels bad, I am from the south and used to have a similar experience. I fucking hate the North and I already see why everyone is so fucked up here. Nobody cares about anybody else up here.

>>17523020
I was near Trenton, but I am originally from the south. Now I am in Jersey City, which feels like a cold dark concrete butthole perched on the end of the world.

>>17523067
see: >>17522817
>>17523068
>>17523072

If I have a bunch of CAD, should I buy USD now or what, serious question

Warren Buffet called and said Buy the Dip faggot theyre about to activate the liquidity tool

>zoomers get to profit off of boomers screwing over millennials

>>17523019
>>17523052

Normally not much, but right now any put that's not so far OTM that you are pretty much longing the apocalypse is going to be expensive as fuck. The time to get into puts was before the crash when volatility was low. If anything wait for short recovery then load up.

>>17523072
This week is for sure the thing that ends Trump's presidency. For sure this time.

>>17523092
No one gives a fuck about your predictions, faggot. Stop fucking this board up, it's clear you don't care about accountability because you haven't made any predictions, you just want attention, that's the only reason why you would take on a trip.

You are the literal who of tripfags, kill yourself.

>>17522669
You're fugged, bro. You're stuck trading cryptos until you can get citizenship in your new country.

>>17521420
You mean short right....

>>17523092
most of the anons graduated with general arts degree and have no understanding of markets/psychology so they have to remain anonymous as to not get BTFOd by people with actual knowledge/understanding. its what makes smg a street shitting general desu, being overrun with brainlets. typically youd want to have a large amount of users who can contribute good info to the discussion but most of the anons here are leeches copying off others plays.

>>17523019
Its not about how much money, its about experience, knowledge, and risk tolerance.

>>17521876
Yes.

>Sanders squeeks out as dem nominee
>economy collapses
>blame falls on Trump

just like that

Good news, everyone. I hit a new deadlift PR at the gym today.

>>17523102
Yeah but I'm not part of them, so idk why you said "some of you". There are plenty of indicators that the world is due for a paradigm shift. People can feel that, and everyone has their own speculations about what it is going to shift into, but it is definitely going to shift, and not just because of "the sniffles".

>>17523118
Trump is going to put the government to work by any means necessary to solve the coronavirus issue, take full credit for leading us and ultimately, the world, to safety and stability, and he will thus win in a landslide victory as a result. Screencap this.

>>17523118
Unless he's dead, he's still going to be president until some time in January. you've got at least 10 more months of Trump, unless he's kill. He's already survived impeachment, so I doubt he'll get impeached, and I doubt he will resign. How bad will the virus be after a whole year of this shit? Pretty much nothing.

>>17521876
Just imagine what this would do to the finances of millions of Americans if this thing requires hospitalization.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/01/matt-hancock-ministers-to-publish-coronavirus-battle-plan-for-uk>>17523156

>>17523147
Have you considered the possibility that he dies to coronavirus?

>>17523121
Search my trip, faggot. I called this 10 days ago

>>17523092
Yeah and who the fuck are you lol. Nobody gives a fuck about you dude. Stop thinking anyone cares about your gay name

>>17523005
You really have no one to talk to IRL huh?

>>17523147
>by any means necessary
So Trump's a socialist now? lmfao

>>17523172
Called what? Pretty much everyone thought corona was going to have an impact on the stock market. No one cares what you think. You're not intelligent, you're not interesting, no one cares.

Go back to R eddit if you want to use a username.

>>17523171
I fucking wish, it would be such a delicious irony

>>17523171

Elite don’t get engineered viruses.

>>17523118
>>17523153
>>17523156

It'd be the recession from the aftermath of the virus that will lose Trump re-election. The stock market is literally the only reason Trump even has a shot a re-election at this point. Even if we are back at ATH in November, he still can't claim better yearly gains than Obama.

Especially if Bernie is the nominee. Stocks will probably fall due to the perceived risks of Bernie, which will also make him more likely to win, a positive feedback loop.

https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1234126999217524737

amerimutts doing what they do best, c00000000000000ns00000000000ming kek

>>17522824
Not capped.

>>17523204
>mfw 90% of that rice ends up in the trash

>>17523194
Jelly?

imagine wasting money on health care items for a virus that has no vaccine/proven medication against it. my fuckin siderino's kek.

>>17523186
I'm not sure what you mean. I've talked with about a dozen different people today. Some as little as 5 minutes some as long as half hour... I'm just not sure what you mean.

someone bake some bread faggots

>>17523172
>search my trip, faggot
Shit man, I'm a cancerous tripfag but you just wiped out a village with brain tumors saying that shit.

>>17523252
Fuck you, do it your self. We're still on second page faggot.

>>17523203
Yeah people aren't gonna listen to this but it's pretty correct.

If loads of people die/get sick because they don't have good/any health insurance or they can't get sick days bc of lax labor laws, Bernie's platform is gonna look a lot more appealing.

Trump's actual margin of victory in the swing states was 100,000 or so votes. If millions of people get big hospital bills because of this shit, 'Medicare for All' will be an appealing pitch.

This is not to shill for Bernie but rather to give a nuanced appraisal of how the virus could affect things.

>>17523111
>Generation X forgotten
Wow big surprise!

>>17523188
Trump has always had a few socialist tendencies, don't fool yourself. He just doesn't really call them that because he doesn't have a coherent political worldview for most things.

So this is just /smg/ now I guess

guys, i have my brent crude calls set, strike 50,75 expiration april , am i gonna make it ?

Bread
>>17523302
>>17523302
>>17523302

>>17523307
>>17523307
>>17523307

>>17523307
>>17523307
>>17523307

>>17523204
>>17523212
>Americans
>Shows a line of Asians
????

>>17523279
Because you're irrelevant. Go sort your comic book collection

>>17523224
No one is jealous of you. Anyone could be equally as useless and insufferable by just making themselves a trip. Don't get upset, just take it off and post like a normal fucking person without attention seeking mental issues.

>>17523212
i'm gonna start eating rice with every meal to make sure i can rotate my 100 lbs of rice. it's essentially going to replace bread for me. goes well with mexican and indian recipes

>>17522834

What size of trailing stops do you use?

>>17523337
How about: blow me you arrogant cocksucker?

>>17522974
It's the american way. take advantage of the system, hell everyone else does.

>>17523279
Hey. You got to live through Punk Rock AND you experienced sex before Aids. Don’t be too greedy.

>>17523259
I should probably be a felon too. When I was like 19 I bought a few cars in northern California and profited from stuffing about 300 pounds of marijuanna in one of the trunks. Had two friends drive them across the country to the north east. Sold all the pot to one person. Then got out of that game. The guy with the clean record who's job was to crash the clean car into a cop and drink the bottle of booze actually died years later. The other driver ended up in jail. They caught a ton of other people in that ring, but I got out clean.

>>17523392
I'm arrogant, faggot? I'm not the person pretending that people care enough about what I think that they would recognize me and follow what I have to say.

You're a basic bitch. You can't even stand out among the mentally ill tripfags. If you died today, literally no one would ever say 'I wonder what happened to that faggot ZAnon', that's how much you are irrelevant

so... i work in a hotel and i just checked in a couple from Hubei.. How fucked am i?

>>17523358
rice + onions sauce is really really good for being such a basic dish

>>17523456
Yes, idiot, because you are that deluded that you think you have the power to bark orders

>>17523068
a few days ago I told a girl I fucked a year ago to get some extra groceries next time she goes to the shop. she be like:
>No, why do you scaremonger? Stop scaremongering anon. Its not funny....
another chick that I know was:
>nah, we will be fine. we will see if we starve.
what? you want to find out if you will starve.
honestly women have no survival instinct.
ultimately I had to remind them that the world depends on china for fucking everything. even if it doesnt say "Made in China" it still can use chinese ingredients/parts.
why are people so naive?

>>17523486
I'm not ordering you, I'm stating a fact. That fact is that no one cares what you have to say or about your "predictions" which you don't even make. The fact is, you're useless, uninteresting, irrelevant, and the vast majority of people here, including other tripfags, want you to stop posting.

>>17522974

>Applied for Disability the summer before I started college just for the keks.
>Ironically enough I was approved before the semester started.
>Since for all intents and purposes I was 'Disabled', Vocational Rehabilitation paid 100% of my college tuition and expenses.
>All while collecting NEETbux, food stamps, Medicare, Medicaid and housing subsidies for disabled Americans.
>As long as I officially make less than $24,000 a year, I can continue collecting all of my benefits, food stamps, etc.
>The rest is billed to a LLC I set up in my family members name (but they have a different last name).

I know it's morally wrong, unfair, fraudulent, etc. but all of the paperwork is in order and the proper asses are covered.

Welcome to Capitalism, comrades.

Should I yolo on some leveraged volatility etfs Monday?

>>17523606
What. The. Fuck.
How do I into working the system like that?

I’m probably crazy enough to be disability.

>>17523580
I'm going to post twice as much now

>>17523650

Go to the new thread, I'll give you the road strokes there.

>>17523666
Sure, go for it. Prove that you're upset and emotionally protective of your tripcode because you cannot take criticism without getting your little feel feels hurt.
>>17523680
Wow, a naked chart of the Dow Jones. Very interesting, is this another one of your predictions?

>>17521439
a case of corona

>>17521439
tungsten