/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17516737
>ok thank you wise sir for telling us to be afraid cuz 6m1 man died in USA and supply lines are shut down!!!

>>17516800
doesn't matter if the disease is dangerous or not all that matters is that it's causing supplyline shutdowns. But also do you really think china just shut down its whole economy for a nothingburger flu? Fucking hell I know biz is dumb but this is next level

>>17516737
PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM COMING

>>17516816
yeah what are they going to do? interest rates are already virtually 0. short of just fucking buying stonks and holding them on their own books the fed is fucked to stop this, it's going to be the worst depression since the great depression, not least of all because the actual factories that make all your shit are actually closed

>>17516737
Thankful for this, and my hedged ARPA bag.

>>17516737

Why, yes, even retards got this.

However, because everyone are expecting crash, some shit will moan. Probably US based tech, not AAPL, which is all made in China, but MSFT, which is infested with pajeets, etc.

And not crypto, obviously. How could you cache out your shittokens when there will be no electricity or fucking Cuckbase will go down.

Also, watch that second season of Mr. Robot about fucking shutdown lmao

>>17516851
it's a pandemic not a tsunami people still have electricity in china right now. electric grid will be the last thing to go out, govts will keep those going almost no matter what. simple fact is every asset class is bleeding and cryptos wont be immune

>>17516829
You’re so retarded it hurts. Yes, the fed will buy stocks if it has to. China is going back to work. And you don’t understand the green dildo in price and dildo volume. Get fucked, doomer.

>>17516866
well one of us is gonna get fucked, I guess we'll find out

>>17516851
>And not crypto, obviously. How could you cache out your shittokens when there will be no electricity
What kind of argument is this? If that happens your stocks are worthless.

>>17516866
You sound confident that the DOW won’t drop another 30% before this blows over

>>17516810
There are reasons to believe that a massive crash was coming anyway. If this is also the position of the Chinese government, a virus-induced shutdown can be used as a scapegoat, as well as a means to control social unrest when the events unfold.

>>17516829
>of just fucking buying stonks and holding them on their own books
Yes

>>17516737
>China's factories are closed
They aren't
Why do you tell lies like this on /biz/?

Everyone is expecting a massive dump on Monday which is why it won't happen. Friday's close shows that the bottom is already in.

>>17517201
Source? Proof? Or are you just coping for the ass raping you’re about to take in addition to the one you took last week.

>>17517156
+1
Authorities need to clean house every three generations (roughly 3*24 or 72 years)
Whu Flu is a great excuse

>>17517188
The India shills shit on china all day
Flags on /biz/!!

>>17517212
Just look at the volume on the last green dildo

>>17517173
>practically giving money to rich people during a crisis
>expecting people not to vote for sanders

>>17517308
But if Powell doesn’t actually follow through in his swing and connect with the ball, sentiment could easily swing back

>>17516737
buying cash before a crash? top kek

>>17516842
Are you an actual Boomer?

>>17516737
Bitcoin might just soar above the rest. We'll see.

>>17516737
Honestly the most boring "surpressed" story in awhile. The whole thing feels forced, couldn't care less.

>>17517188
yeah ok

https://www.supplychainbrain.com/articles/30953-coronavirus-supply-chain-disruption-looks-like-natural-disasters

https://www.foxbusiness.com/technology/microsoft-warns-coronavirus-derailing-supply-chain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLAS-xoVBnU

>>17516737
Alson, OP, Kuwait and Dubai markets are open. Sunday isn't a holiday there. Both have 11% and 5% minus. But still, 10 hours... incorrect info.

>>17517687
>Kuwait
>Dubai

based anon I legit didn't know those markets were open on the weekend

>>17517201
futures are still up definitely not everyone is expecting dump

>>17517097
>DOW drop another 30% before this blows over
Pretty please?

>>17517308
Dildo volume is good and it's a doji, which also suggests a possible reversal. The issue I have with this situation is we have real world data coming in that people react to. It's not just normal market sentiment swinging around.

>>17518048
>Dildo volume is good and it's a doji, which also suggests a possible reversal.
nah people have no idea how bad the supplychain interuptions are
I have a friend who runs a hosting company and processors, ram, etc all up 30% week on week. it's fucked you can't get anything right now it all comes from china and china isn't producing or shipping shit

>>17516842
AARP isn't a hedge, senior senpai

>>17518048
>The issue I have with this situation is we have real world data coming in that people react to. It's not just normal market sentiment swinging around.
That real world data could already be priced in.

>>17517901
No worries. Glad to help.

>>17516737
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>>17516842
>>17516851
>>17516862
>>17516866
>>17516890
>>17517065
>>17517097
>>17517156
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>>17517188
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>>17518251
My single digits says nothing happens and markets recover thanks to more QE and we head towards all time highs again throughout the rest of the year

>>17518268
delusion

>>17518274
No its YOU doomers that are deluded. Markets always go up and the central banks will save the day like they always do for the past hundreds of years.

>>17518321
>YOU doomers that are deluded
>Markets always go up

anon I...

>he thinks gold won’t explode

Suck my golden cock bitch

>>17518268
I hope you're right. But the way things are developing? Bill Gates actually had a study done about the Corona Virus in October 2019. That study computed out 65 million dead globally. And look at not only China, but how everything gets cancelled now too. Formula 1, Fashion events in Italy, international political meetings, concerts, everything.
This is not a fluke or the flu. This is a serious global virus.

>>17518321
Retard, how are central banks going to fix a highly contagious and lethal virus with monetary policy? All they will do is cause hyperinflation

>>17518321
>25 years recovery time
Over a long period it looks like nothing but you don't wanna get rekt like that. Now take Japan, they had a 20 year BEAR MARKET and it still hasn't recovered.

>>17516816
This. The magic hand.
Unironically believing the market will plummet for 5 days and continue to plummet for another 5 days without a bounce over 2900 dead chinks and 50 dead humans.
Lmao

>>17518376
>unironically thinking china shut down its entire economy because of "just a sniffle bro"
why is this board so completely filled with absolute brainlets?

>waiting for monday
goyim need not apply

https://www.bloomberg.com/quote/TA-125:IND

>>17518341
>65 million dead

LIterally nothingburger

>>17518452
True. On a global scale nothing. But the fear is not only real, it affects everything. Be smart. Profit from it.

>>17518369
Yet people still live comfy lives.

>>17518452
>less than 1% to die
>tfw you'll never die peacefully from water filling your lungs in your sleep
why even live bros

>>17518321
>t. doesn’t know history

Hmmmm, where to invest now?
Tourism related things?
Airlines?
;)
Or is it BTC after all, because all else will fucking go down now.
And who told you months ago? I did.

Bears are going to get slaughtered.

>>17518604

Yeah BTC has been doing really well...

>>17518680
It has indeed.

>>17518678
t. brainlet

>>17518678
Kek. Fed has zero ammo. How do you plan to get people to go in and spend cash on dining out when there’s a deadly virus circulating?

>>17518867
I remember a similar hysteria during swine flu but no one made it look like armageddon like what they're doing with corona-chan, what's different this time?

My investments are with great companies, they will come back!

>>17518889
Are you honestly asking this?

>>17518889
Because thousands of people weren’t dropping dead from swine, also this virus is far more contagious. European governments are warning 70 percent of the population will be infected. When they announce a pandemic what do you think will happen to markets?

>>17518889
china didnt shut down all its factories over sars or swineflu and the west wasnt as dependent

>>17518268
keep calm and ctrl+p

>>17518933
>dropping dead
From what I've heard and seen, the only people dying from corona are the people that would have died from a regular flu as is. People that catch it who are otherwise physically fit haven't been dying from it nearly as much. It's an actual new disease, I don't doubt that, but I think it's been blown out of proportion by the CCP to try and get a tighter grip on its people as part of a crackdown after the Hong Kong protests destabilized everything. It would be interesting to see how many of the people that died in China from corona had shit social credit scores.

>>17518939
This is probably the right answer, though I could've sworn there was more reliance on China for manufacturing before the 2008 crash? How did the world's dependence on China go up since 2008, is it because of Trump's isolationism?

>>17519000
>How did the world's dependence on China go up since 2008, is it because of Trump's isolationism?
checked
companies got smarter about how they use china, even if shit is made in your home country chances all the complicated bits are made in china and then shipped *as components* and then assembled in your home country so it can say made in the USA for example
even medicine is like this

>>17519000
>from what I’ve heard
Yea you don’t know shit. Governments are suppressing real numbers hardcore. Death toll is far higher

>>17518889
Do you know what normalcy bias is anon? Look it up, you’re suffering from it

What's the smartest moves for Crypto for this week, stable coins?

>>17519095
sell for fiat

>>17519161
Like hold USD on CB pro and wait it out?

>>17516866
>china is going back to work
Doubt

>>17519215
like hold fiat in your bank account and wait it out

>>17517524
It's a lot better than falling for pajeet shitcoin scams on/biz/

>>17518341
>65million
is 0.0076470588 of the global population and the vast majority will die in countries where people procreate like cockroaches.

>>17520643
And right you are. But as you can see, such a thing halts th markets completely. Now. Do you want to use that?

>>17516862
My psychiatrist studied in China as an opportunity for a summer, his friends in China are fine and they’re going back to work. They’re not as scared as most people on /pol/ and /biz/ are

>>17520643
people will mostly die in places like Africa where the closest thing to health care is a witch doctor sacrificing a bald albino.

>>17518321
>just...JUST

>>17518274
Nah, the entire world is after a vaccine, it won't come for a few months but CV vaccines will be made and issued by Governments. The rate of medical progress is alarming these days.
Markets overreact as usual, smart money takes advantage once again.

so what, every market is just going to continue to dump every day forever? Because of some overblown virus and people are just dumb as fuck and believe what they see in the media?

This puppet show is so boring

>>17522406
Zoom out, the dump is not over zoomer

>>17522419
yeah no shit and why is that?

DA VIRUS IS GONNA KILL EVERYONE! SELL!

i thought /pol/ was meant to quarantine the happooners?

>>17522427
Are you a bull or just a polnigger newfag? The drop barely set us back to 2018. I expect this dump to continue until we will be 2016 level, in other word an opportunity to make a fortune

When is the opening of the market?

>>17517188
Yeah right. Every day another big company is closing halting their production in Asia.

recession soon

>>17522471
Atta boy

Weather is starting to improve. Rates of sick will go down.

>>17516866

Check'd and my money's on you senpai.

My tendies and yacht are in good hands, I can feel it.

WITNESS ME!

>>17522471
you think we would've started dumping like this without the corona fud causing boomer markets to dump?

>>17522532
When I got a notification on my phone that TSLA was almost $1000, I knew that things were going to get bad very soon.

DIDN'T READ, NOT SELLING A SINGLE FUCKING LINK

Stock is gonna drop again worldwide

>>17518889
are you serious? scale of those things is not even comparable
people are literally cancelling booked holidays and suspending all travels now

>>17518490
do they?

ONLY reason it may never be officially declared
a BIOWEAPON is to prevent LIFE INSURANCE and MEDICAL INSURANCE to claim EXEMPTION and NOT PAY CLAIMS

>>17522591
Wtf how can a girl like her even exist. I've never seen that big boobs irl, maybe on some fat cow but not on a normal grill. I want to suck on them.

>>17522725
those things have a shelf life shorter than unpastuerized yogurt

>>17522760
Cope

>>17522725
Some girls are blessed and their boobs stay "filled" for a long time, but the vast majority end up being really saggy and almost flat without a bra.

>>17517201

>>17516737
I’m new to options. All I have access is to Robinhood. I have $200 dollars to gamble. Tell me /biz/ what must I do?

>>17518268

IT IS NOT ABOUT THE NUMBERS BUT THE FEARFACTOR. THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS SPERGBOARD

When you say buy cash, what cash should we be buying? USD?

>>17518011
Futures stopped trading Friday evening, before the first reports of US deaths and community spread.

They open right about now, I believe.

Nothingburger™

>>17516737
Australia will start off the red screens

PRAISE HELL

>>17523232
>They open right about now, I believe.

3:00pm, PST.

>>17523322
How much time left?

>>17523325
Thanks. I knew they opened sometime Sunday afternoon/evening but damned if I can trade 'em.

fuck man, our dollar is shit against USD

>>17523388
10am for Sydney time, so in 1h 18mins from this post

>>17522011
vaccine wont be around until everyone who was going to get it has already got it. only saving the newborns at that point

>>17523407
Well Kiwis are down already

>>17523408
What's interesting is that it doesn't seem to even harm children that much. A more immature immune system might actually be able to handle it better, like with chicken pox.

>>17516737
nice, it's the sales color

>>17523408
Sad but true, there may be a lot of casualties. But i'm not convinced wiping 14% of the major indexes is reflective of it.

>>17518413

>>17523779
nearly everyone who has died from Corona virus was over 70 and/or had a prexisting condition.

>>17523519
Right it should be more like 30%+ after China closing half it's companies, worst PMI in decades. Other countries following right now.

>>17523798
You make it sound like a "prexisting condition" is rare in America. Over half of Americans have hypertension or diabetes. People aren't exactly healthy here.

>>17523289
Do you realize how bad this is?

>>17523828
Sources please.

>>17518048
This. When else are you going to get a constant stream of bad news to constantly fuck markets?

My stock portfolio is now 20% June expiry airline and cruise company put options, the rest is in cash, gold miners, pharma and other defensives. If you have the chance to trade options with your broker now is the time to load up

>>17523884
Did you not see the PMI news?

Is anyone actually paying attention or is this board just LARP-as-Gecko retail daytraders?

>>17523779
Just a flu

>>17524004
All deniers are clueless about the world in general, even if a meteor collapsed over their house roof they would try to deny it.

>>17516737
based long signal

>>17524004
What news? Please share

>>17524067
*pufff*
Damn, duuuude, scary stuff

>>17522591
Id pay her 1000$ a month to be my pillow

Nice Sp500 futures and Oil

>>17524067
Wtf

>>17524004
I was more referring to China 'closing half its companies'. I've seen the PMI stats, yes

>>17516851
Stonks would fare better?

lets invest in brazil (y)

>>17523798
Pretty sure chinks did this on purpose to run leaner and cut health + retirement costs of old people and undesirables.

>>17518321
Rekt

>>17518321
>j-just expect boomers to eat beans and rice and be ok with it for 20 years H-haha

>>17519095
People are flocking into Reserve Protocol

>>17518321
this site says the crash of 1929 actualy recovered in 4.5 years
https://finance.zacks.com/1929-stock-market-recovery-6003.html
>Mark Hulbert, writing for "The New York Times," suggests that an investor could have fully recovered from the 1929 crash in four-and-one-half years. He bases his claim on the fact that deflation and inflation haven't been figured in to true stock values from the period, and the fact that dividends paid an average of 14 percent. In addition, he points out that the Dow is not the entire market, and that the broader market had some quick-recovery stocks in it.
how true is this?

Just hedge with $nCoV

>>17522406
Yes, actually.

>>17523884
The markets are gonna get fucked so hard

>>17518915
haha lmao we already in the anxiety phase

>>17525836
can you explain what is pmi and which month is this chart for.

numbers already green
get fucked bobos
new ATHs by summer

>>17522541
Most high IQ post in this thread

>>17522011
>smart money takes advantage once again.
by buying the top of a 10 year bubble
yeah ok anon

>>17526722
>>17522541
based and soldthetoppilled

>>17516866
>China is going back to work.
Check the chinese traffic cameras.

>>17519095
just hold btc or link. youll be fine

>>17527874
yeah hold magic internet meme money that has literally never even seen a 10 year recession and has literally no intrinsic value what could go wrong

>>17522541
Fucking really?

10 more hours until another dump, are you guys ready?

>>17528009
I have my popcorn and tendies

Hope it drops, I want to buy some Kyber. I should have bought last week. I might drop some more money into Tezos, 5.31% staking... might at least let my money earn a little.

>last week was the worst week in trading since 2015
>good time to buy
>/biz/ fingers in their ears
>NOOOO IT HAS TO TOTALLY COLLAPSE THIS TIME!!!

>>17528073
i thought they said it was the worst since lehman brothers collapsed?

>>17528073
>what is a 10 year recession
I can tell you're a fucking zoomer with an avocado sandwich and $2k to your name all in link and other scamcoins

>>17528058
>You must be 18 years or older to post

>>17516737
u sure about that?

>>17528127
>communist party prints money to prop up commie stonkmarket
>no cars on chinese streets
>no pollution in chinese air
>serious shortages and supply chain interruptions in every industry
>everything is good china just sleepy

>>17518341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoLw-Q8X174&feature=youtu.be

This?

>>17516737
Kleros 10$ if green ID.

China and asia markets opened green.. aussie followed even though it was down like 3% in early trade... guess green dildos are back on the menu

>>17528058
Are u me?

>>17516737
Asia is GREEN RIGHT NOW, laughing at losers that didn't BTFD

>>17516816
>my biggest fear

>>17528242

It's almost like the kikes were trying to force a happening because Pete buttsex dropped out and the democratic field is Still a complete shit show. LONG FREEDOM SHORT TRANNIES

>>17528242
it's a dcb we're going down again tomorrow
you can't just greendildo away supply chain interruptions and factories shut down

Name a bigger group of fucking losers than perma bears, now we will have to hear about this virus shit and impending doom for the next 5 years

>>17528353
name a bigger group of losers than people who unironically think 0% interest rates signal a healthy economy

thats actually not true usa only imports 15% of goods from china. we use 85% of our own goods. we're not really relying on china.

>>17528335
>Muh disruptions

Calm the fuck down glow boy

>>17528459
kek go ahead and buy the top stonks are such a good buy anon, they've only gone up for 12 consecutive years what could possibly go wrong it's easy you just buy and then you hold and then you make money so easy ethots are doing it

I'm worried that this will be worse than the Great Depression. Regardless, this pretty much guarantees Bernie will get elected. Then the market will REALLY tank.

>>17528257
I’m me

>>17528242
>>17528259
Why do they do this ?
Printing more money to delay the end result by a few days won't solve anything but make inflation a lot worse.

Also the next bad news will probably change this to -5%

>>17528863
This. They need to let it crash or they’re going to make the inflation a million times worse.

>>17528890
yep

>>17516737

Actually a bunch of dumb shit I ordered from chinese factories just got shipped 12 hours ago.

OP is a faggot and probably looks like picture.

>>17529555

>>17529578

Everyone laughing at you for being wrong at CHINA GREEEEEN

>>17529578

>>17529612
Lol, based retard. Hf losing all your money this week brainlet. Keep Leveraging long Tesla

Who else hoping for a deep global depression so they can muster up the courage to kill themselves?

>>17516862
>it's a pandemic not a tsunami

Imagine a tsunami hits Chongville in somewhere South East Asia, while the virus is at full force. Imagine the carnage. Why hasn't someone made a video game where this kind of stuff happens?

>>17528127
>PMI lowest in decades
>Companies halting, manufactures closed
>Import / export cancelled in most parts
>Streets empty, Shops closed
>Desperate measures like Helicopter money in HK
Oh yeah, this is a healthy correction. Back to new ATH.

>>17516737
>>17516800
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>>17516829
>>17516842
MARKETS WILL BE GREEN

PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM WILL BE OUT IN FORCE!

>>17520753
POL are freaking out. Prepping in full force

>>17522427
>more like
I WONT BE ABLE TO GET MY COCA COLAS AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN TIME !!! SELL !! SELL!!

>>17529909
a vidya where everything JUST KEEPS GETTING REKT i like it

>>17527804
50 thousand people used to live here, now it's a ghost town.

>>17516810
>But also do you really think china just shut down its whole economy for a nothingburger flu?
what if they did so for other reasons?

>>17530515
>what if they did so for other reasons?
does the reason really matter?
when factories are shut everything crashes, it has to. printing money isn't going to magic goods out of thin air

>>17530563
You have to take into account that this is a new paradigm. Printing more and more money is the new standard.

>>17516816
They wont be able to save the market if the people dont believe it should recover.

>>17527804
>chinese traffic cameras
i can't find any streams. care to bless me with a link?

>>17529555
Have fun with the virus when your goods come in contaminated.

>>17526925
What are your reasons behind the economy being a bubble, besides of course, just because some guy in the youtube comments said so ?

Imagine thinking gold won’t explode. OP is a faggot

>>17531509
>What are your reasons behind the economy being a bubble
historically and artificially low interest rates, no recession for 10 years, and people getting rich off the dumbest shit imaginable like stonks completely disconnected from reality or nonsense cryptocurrencies, oh and of course just the simple shape of the curve see pic related

Corobo birus

>>17516737
Markets crab until midweek due to democratic primaries then sanders wins bringing communism sadly one step closer to power in the usa and markets crash the rest of the week as coronachan cases increase with communism at a step of the executive power.

>>17531967
+1

>>17518490
The most comfy lives are those who dumped before 1990

The virgin bull holder vs. the chad cashed out bear ready to gobble up the leftovers in 3 months

>>17528259
I can smell the dead cat from here

>>17531509
High p/e ratios, biggest debtor nation in history. Also, just look at a chart with your eyes.

>>17532632
NOW KNOWN AS THE DEAD BAT BOUNCE
heyooooo

Alot of traffic.

>>17527804
Holy shit. Every one I used to watch is down, 404'd.

>>17533111
checked
give me a working camera link anon

>>17528261
This virus was 25% danger, 75% manipulation bullshit.

>>17516737
Well. The fake rolex factories in china are open again for business. So are all of the replica watch websites.

They've been shut down since cny.

>>17532732
+1 LULZ

>>17532546
>zing!

>>17531604
Oh wait until all central banks coordinate the walk down to 0.1%

We haven’t even reached the Event Horizon!

https://www.marketwatch.com/amp/story/guid/6c16ddec-5c74-11ea-a052-6631c86a2e56?mod=dist_amp_social

https://twitter.com/spwells/status/1234453169423314946

Can anyone please explain why this is moronic? I am a complete financial illiterate.

>>17533208
>Oh wait until all central banks coordinate the walk down to 0.1%

they can't risk hyperinflation
best they'll do is open market operations buying stonks and holding them on their own books imho

>>17516737

for anyone saying 'only old people are dying, nothing burger'

Think of everyone you know that isn't perfectly physically fit. Even the ones that are can die

>>17533249
>central banks will own everything, then they will own nothing

>>17533249
They can’t risk hyperinflation but they can risk central bank share buybacks? Literal direct cash injections to corporations isn’t inflationary?

Should corporations start secondary placement of shares direct to the central bank balance sheet?

>E-THOT Inc. raised Series XXX funding today after placing a $1bn pref share class with the ECB and BOJ
>China complained that the placement contravened WTO policy
>Kuroda allegedly replied, U want Nanking Massacre again? Me love u long time!

>>17533434
>They can’t risk hyperinflation but they can risk central bank share buybacks? Literal direct cash injections to corporations isn’t inflationary?

nah it's like subprime bailouts right, if the direct cash injection just sits in an account somewhere and is never spent further into the economy it doesn't produce inflation, and they know this

provided they do it correctly some collection of big FIs will end up with the new cash and just sit on it

>>17533434
it's the end of the road, it doesn't matter what they think they can or cannot risk, hyperinflation or default are the only two options now, and hyperinflation is ultimately just a different form of default in which you shove your middle finger up your creditors' asses as you shower them with Monopoly money

>>17533381
>Think of everyone you know that isn't perfectly physically fit.
Not me. The strong will live on

4 min

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Wow wtf why did u guys scam me. It's green

>>17534254
wait until the dem primaries tomorrow.

>>17534254
Wait for more than 2 minutes, retard

>>17534254
BUY BUY BUY GET THOSE CHEAP IES LADS DON'T BE LEFT IN THE DUST

>>17534264
this

>>17534254
SCAM

LMAOOOO IT'S ALMOST REEEEEEEEED

>>17534248
>>17534338
supply chain interruptions are completely real and devastating, the question is are burgers smart enough to figure it out and sell accordingly

I D I D O T H

>>17534400
>I D I D O T H
it's already falling

Wait a few more days I guess

>>17534400
what a bunch of cope

Annnnnnnd we’re back

ohnonono

we'll be back in the red within 2 hours and will close in the deep red

>>17534470
kek it's falling like a stone to previous close and it'll bounce a little and then fall further
another week of pure red bois strap in

LOOK AT GOOGLES OPTION CHAIN LMAO

>>17534373
And a few other things

>>17534591
based af anon
the everything bubble is finally going to pop
buy cash and food, make sure you own your house

>>17531604
>>17532729

The S&P is overvalued, but it's not a bubble. Once people decide its time to cash in in a year or so then the market will correct itself and lose a decent amount of value but not masses. Earnings are stronger than ever and people see that.

>>17534640
>it's not a bubble
yeah ok anon

>>17534640
The federal funds rate is at 1.25 after being near zero for almost a decade. It's a gigantic bubble

about to paint red

Green is bad right? I’m pretty sure green is bad!!

>>17535911
the day will close red this is just a dead bat bounce anon

dumb bear posters

>>17535911
Indeed it is. Slight pull back from the crash due to billion injections from japan and the Fed.
RH down aka closed
Chinas forbidden to sell.

Yeah this is done. See you at 21k soon.

>>17536010
ITS OVER

>>17536295
Yawn

>>17536318
in this image: dead cat dropped from large height

>>17536295
Good luck anon. You will need it.

>>17525956
Complacency hasn’t started yet

KEK SP500 OVER 2% GREEN

GET FUCKED BEARFAGS

>we might be experiencing a dead cat bounce but nevertheless I bought at friday with a small stack just to dca into this slope

Feels good not to be a market timing retard losing nice buy opportunities on the way to the bottom.

>>17536663
>market heading for a 1929-style crash
>nice buy opportunities

Regardless of your opinion on the severity of corona chan, this is the beginning of a recession

>>17536726
*depression

>>17531967
Ah fellow wiseman

>>17528097
Definitely wasn't a good time to buy

>>17518321
just in the USD pair
if you measure SP500 against gold you are still down from the fucking 2000's bubble LOL

who the fuck is buying? this is a joke at this point, totally divorced from economic reality.

>>17537296
Central banks can print unlimited money. Their owners are very unhappy if the market behaves in an unexpected way and especially if it declines in an unexpected way.

That's really all there is to it.

>>17537296
Who cares about rationality or facts?

>Not QE

>>17533575
The risk is that if they keep doing it, (foreign) investors will dump their bonds and dollars. There's no point in holding cash if it's impossible to buy stocks at a discount.

Is this a dead cat bounce lads?

>>17537732
you mean like US creditor nations have massively been dumping their debt for years now?
yeah, this isn't looking to good for the US
>>17537752
as dead as they come

>>17537752
Robinhood has been offline most of the day until now. Guess TPTB wants to have an uninterrupted pump

>>17537296
it's just a second chance created for the big ones to sell their shit.

LUBE YOUR RECTUM

OH FUCK IT'S DUMPING UPWARDS

Did OP sudoku already now that his shorts have been liquidated?