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Is anyone else here unironically jewish/part-jewish and unsuccessful? Am I the only Ashkenazi that buys high and sells low?

>> No.17514850

>>17514833
you haven't yet mastered your powers. its ok

>> No.17514854

>>17514833
u have no right to exist

>> No.17514869
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>>17514833
I guess you are just not a part of the super secret club sorry man. you can chill with us at least

>> No.17514878

>>17514833
Anon, how can you be ironically a jew?

>> No.17514893

Being German Jewish is a huge conflict of interest

Good luck mastering these powers they can be quite useful

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>>17514869
I even missed out on options. I've known about crypto since way before 2017. And I still have failed sideways the entire time. Maybe I'm the jew anti-jew
>>17514878
Because being jewish and unsuccessful IS ironic, anon

>> No.17514908

>>17514878
Like Bobby Fischer who hated Jews or that holocaust survivor who turned out to be a nonjewiso piscapalion who had never been anywhere near a camp

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>>17514833
I'm an Iberian Jew brother. A judio. I've been crushed by the cryptocurrency, boomer equities and derivatives markets 2 years running. I forgot what it was like to be in the green. The irony of it all is that 2 of my uncles (paternal grandfather's brothers) were bankers in Latin America and taught me to hone in on the intuition required to be successful with money.

>> No.17514944

>>17514833
I have 1 jewish grandparent so 25 % jew. Its paternal too so my last name hold some weight here in burgerland. Wasnt raised jewish at all tho, neither was my dad. However most every male on that side is in accounting. Including me+siblings and father.

>> No.17514959

Sold link at 50 cents to buy sinking shitcoins.

T.100% jewish

>> No.17514964

>>17514916
En que pais estas ya, judio?
Eres Ladino?

>> No.17515004

>>17514964
En los Estados Unidos de America (EEUU). Onions Ladino.

>> No.17515015

>>17515004
jajajaja yo tambien

>> No.17515040

>>17515004
>>17515015
No onions ladino pero tambien estoy en los estados unidos.

>> No.17515054

>>17514833
היי הומוחדש

>> No.17515201

>>17514898
>>17514916
Can't you guys get insider info from your deep Jewish connections within the banking and finance industry.

>> No.17515222

>>17514959
You can't be for real

>> No.17515232

>>17515201
No, my jewish parent hates the rest of my jewish side. Half of my grandparents/great uncles/great aunts were lazy fucks that managed to fail upwardly and become successful while (apparently) being insufferable fucks. I know literally no one else is who Jewish.
>>17515054
Never had a bar mitzfah and don't know any Yiddish. I'm not /that/ Jewish, Goldstein

>> No.17515242

is this thread proof that there are a surprising amount of goys on /biz that are actually brainlets?

>> No.17515320

>>17515222
I'm and i bought at the ICO, so i waited very long for minuscule profits, at least comparing to where Link is now.

Honestly the logic seemed very convincing, I thought 50 cents was a fair price for Link, right now it's beyond overvalued, doesn't matter tho because that kind of reasoning is why the logic i applied then is wrong, the crypto market operates on different set of rules.