/biz/ - Business & Finance

hello, fren here

you think this is darkness? i was born in it, you merely adopted it frog poster.

Let's build pillow forts

Thanks for inviting me

>>17512559
why yes, I'll like to crash the party with fish and tuna.

i got snacks

*click click click*

I have an announcement to make

>>17512629

>>17512629
I got poo poo!

Are girls allowed?
I promise to be good

I am here for the sleepover.

>>17512654
tits or gtfo

>>17512639
>>17512608
>>17512559

>*click*

>>17512675
*poowwwweewww*

>>17512675
that thread killed me. lmfao

>>17512654
tits now

>>17512559
Here, lets shitpost all night

I'm the sleep over security neet!! Anyone else wanna try something stupid!??!?

>>17512665
:(

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Fun fun time!

>>17512647

>>17512714
Sorry girl fren you know the rules. You need to show tits or leave and never come back. We know you mentioned you’re female for validation and we’ll give you that if you show your tits.

>>17512724
who invited pepejeet? get him tfuc out
>>17512708

>>17512753
You got a problem with my poo poo?!? Huh lil bitch?? Never seen a neet eat his own poo poo before lil bitch?!?!?

>>17512772
>eat your own shit
>2 meals for the price of one
>thats 3 days worth of food
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>17512724
I'm sorry jeet, you gotta go!! GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!!!!!!

alright you disgusting swine wretches, i brought the pidza.
one slice per person, have some fckn manners ffs and if you want another one someone else has to order it i dont feel like spending more on pizza after i do it for free for everybody im not a fucking sugar daddy alright?

>>17512994
AHH YUSSS POO POO FLAVOR PIDDZA!!! MY FAVORITE!!! OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!

>>17512994
Thanks daddy!

the big sad is here again, frens

>>17512994
thanks

>>17512654
T. Toastertech
Did u buy back in yet?

Good evening, gentlemen.
I brought my xbox 360 and black ops 2 zombies with 4 controllers

I'm so fucking depressed

>>17513236
I prefer black ops 3 with the ps4 let’s play fren. I have both

>>17513236
BASED

>Niggers

>>17512994
Sorry Im late is there a slice for me?

>>17513236
I brought a case of juggernog (mountain dew code red)

>>17513301
I like your socks

>>17513377
>>17512654
>>17512714
post thighs

>>17513377
post armpit

Hey frens
Brought pizza soda weed and beer
Everyone feel free to take what you want and avoid what you don’t!

>>17513245
Life is depressing! Get with the honks fren!!!

>>17513377
post benis

Hello frens, I had an accident but didn't want to miss fun time with my frens

Umm friends i just saw a NIGGER i nthe kitchen WHO UNLOCKED THE BASEMENT

>>17513395
Life is about what you want frens
Imagine this: once you make it and we're at our next /biz/ slumber party (orgy) you can actually use freewill and choose what you want! think of it!
no, i will not choose to drink a caprisun, but i will instead choose to drink a tiny fruit juice barrel!
you have freewill frens!

>>17513385
Ignore the paws lol

>>17513410
you good bro?

>>17513434
are /biz/ trannies welcome at our parties frens?

>>17513446
I am okay. You should see the other guys!

>>17513434

>>17513452
>>17513481
I think (and hope) this is just a chick. Girls do browse here, we’ve seen proof before. I yanked it to your feet so please don’t be a sheboy.

>>17513505
>I yanked it to your feet so please don’t
you have to wait for confirmation. these bastards here have tricked me more than once and the shame has made me contemplate suicide on numerous occasions.

>tranny/woman ruins male gathering
every. single. time.

Let’s prank call someone. Any suggestions frens?

>>17513505
>>17513527
That's what you fucking get for being such desperate faggots. Thanks for the laugh though.
>>17513434
No trannies allowed, GET THE FUCK OUT FAGGOT!!!

>>17512598
glad we got that sign changed.
had to save mommy.

>>17513556
>tripfag

>>17513576

>>17513527
No worries fren

>>17512559

>>17513594
Not sufficient. Easy enough to tuck that shit in these days. Take em off.

>>17513594
your father must be proud, whore

>>17513594
i can see your penis

>>17513610
Damnit

do any frens want to play tic-tac-toe with yours truly?
here is templ8

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Ill start

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>>17513651
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>>17513651

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>>17512559
*click*

>>17513661
o|_|o
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>>17513675
o|x|o
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jesus christ you guys suck

>>17513666
fuck off ngr our game session is full

>>17513680
o|x|o
_|x|_
_|o|_

>>17513672
*click*

>>17513691
o|x|o
_|x|_
_|o|x

It's a draw I think.

Keep it down your fat tards. Im trying to sleep here

You guys like Pantera?

>>17513691
It's a stupid game anyways. I just wanted those trips.

>>17513705
FUCK YOU NICO NO ONE INVITED YOU IN HERE YOU ABSOLUTE CUNT!!! DIE!!!!!

>>17513710
How's your silver doing?

>>17513236
This thread just got a bit comfier.

>>17513182
>>17513245
Don't be anons. you're with frens!

>>17513700
o|x|o
_|x|o
_|o|o

i win

>>17513729
Your not lying to me are you?

>>17513182
>>17513245
why?
you guys don't have to do or be anything but comfy

NEW GAME:
HANGNEET
Host: mqLe+bYC

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begin

>>17513757
N

>>17513757
N

>>17513737
yes it was a draw retard, u fucked the game up

>>17513766
_._._._...N._._._._._._

>>17513604
god I fuckin hate trannies

>>17513772
F

>>17513772
F

>>17513772
What was I supposed to do lose?

>>17513781
F._._._...N._._._._._._

>>17513789
K

>>17513789
g

>>17513789
hmmm i think i already know it

>>17513236
i brought frozen pizza and pic related

>>17513720
Good, finally went and got another face value 1$ in mercury dimes so I could fill in the gap in my stash. Looking to potentially get another 42$ face value merc dimes to totally fill this box to the brim. It's crazy that this little box will be able to hold 100$ face value in it.

i'm gonna get one last thing of taco bell before going full lockdown bros

>>17513800
>>17513803

F._._.K...N._.G.G._._._

>>17513820
Sounds like a nice addition for a collection.

>>17513823
R

>>17513413
>mfw someone unloocked the basement

FNX would also provide the economic incentives which will be consumed to encourage participants to contribute and maintain the ecosystem on #FinNexus

>>17513413
>>17513841
I keep my niggers in the attic

>>17512559
Pretty comfy fren, turned 22 yesterday and I have a suicide stack and a career.

>>17513839
F._._.K...N._.G.G._.R._

>>17513828
Yeah, thanks, work has been slow as fuck, all I have other than this box is a full roll of eagles, various other pieces, and working on filling another roll up, 4/20 so far. In total I only have like ~75 ounces or so. Not bad for just hobby stacking.

>>17513675
you're supposed to go in the opposite corner not the adjacent corner... dumbasses can't play tic tac toe properly :^(

>>17513858
Hmm... I'd like to solve the puzzle.

F.U.C.K...N.I.G.G.E.R.S

>>17512559

>>17513854
easier to escape an attic I reckon

>>17512654
>>17512714
>>17513377
>>17513434
>>17513594
of course some random girl/tranny would come and crash this wholesome experience just to get (You)'s
NO GIRLS ALLOWED
now show poon and tits or gtfo

>>17512559

>>17512708
Well there goes the night of torment I had planned.

>>17513413
>>17513841
I walk away for 2 minutes and you all already let the niggers out?!? I'm on it. Fuck!

>>17513877
shit
>>17513878
win

>>17513914
starting in corner is a guaranteed win unless player 2 goes in the middle, next best spot is the opposite corner and hope player 2 fucks up so you can trap them

I bbbrought ccccoccoffee fffrens

>>17513925
bruh u think i kno this gay shit? this gay lil tic tac toe shit nigha? fcka

Alright frens, i'll go.

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>>17513932
with little marshmallows?

>>17513945
woops,

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>>17513945
Sergey Nazarov

>>17513950
Sure fren

>>17513955
close ;)

>>17513954
Sergey Nazarov

>>17513957
thank you very much, fren. don't forget to short usd next week.

>>17513944
tic tac toe is gang shits nigga

let's go find a girl's house and watch the windows.

>>17513955
Bang bang

>>17513965
no

>>17512559
Got all the frens you need right here pal:

https://www.memeatlas.com/pepe-memes.html

a space at your sleepover died for this

>>17514010
You owe me 1 LINK per boomer meme, sir. You know who I am.

Finally a quality /biz/ thread

>>17512994
Thanks for using memeatlas fren :)

>>17514025
Send me the address friend, I owe you!
>for the uninitiated

https://www.memeatlas.com/boomer-memes.html

>>17513594
i dont know how people see a penis here? Looks pretty flat to me.

Either you're a woman or you have the smallest dick and balls imaginable.

reporting in

i shit in the hot springs bros

>>17512559
once upon a time
there was a newfag
his name was anon
and he liked to poo
on the mouth of desus
who forget to buy $ORIGIN

Hello friends.

>>17514084
They’re just mad I wanted to play at the sleepover. It’s cool I’ll go home :(

>>17514133
p-post benis

>>17514133
Post more pics now that you are on a roll. The teasing is the fun part

>>17514133
honestly impressed you posted any photo haha

>>17514084
>>17514189
>>17514197
S I M P S
I
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P
S

>>17514133
Old and jewish fremassonic commie whore. Old whore.

>>17514213
acting like you don’t want more photos kek

>>17514227
...of her legs?

>>17512559
As your landlord i must remind you that sleepover parties are not allowed. Since you signed the housing contract you probably already understand that i willl have to hold back the guarantee , worth 3 months of rent.
thanks for your cooperation and understanding.
greetings,
Mordechai Goldbergstein

>>17514133
We are gonna need a butt shot for all the coomers, woman

>>17514240
show pusy

>>17514227
She knows the rules. Tits or GTFO

>>17514079
I’m just kidding anon, I might have made it but it belongs to all of us now. Godspeed.

>hello femoid/tranny, please leave, you ruined the sleepover

>>17513594
Hi Brooke

>>17514252
It’s pretty unremarkable but here u go

>>17514287
moar

>>17514287
>posts butt instead of tits
come on man :(

>>17514287
Okay you can stay. Hi femanon

>>17514287
I can see the filter you applied so we wouldn't be able to reverse image search
time stamp or fuck off

women and minorties ruin everything

>>17514265
You should be proud dude, you started a revolution.

>>17514304
This board has seen my tits. They’re played out

>>17514287
>>17514329
stop making excuses and post timestamp

>>17514329
>ignores my request for a times stamp
larping tranny for sure
Imagine unironically orbiting the tranny after being it was exposed this hard.

>>17514287

This is why you never say you're a female on 4chan: >>17514304
>>17514306

>The Devil
>Saturday night
>So desperate for a sleepover he'll accept an online sleepover with anonymous strangers
>still gets ignored
What a pathetic loser

>>17514373
Every board has an interesting reaction to people like that, /int/ sperged at a jewess that this over and over again, mean while /biz/ orbited

>>17514287
Best sleepover thread on biz, we got dat ass

>>17514329
Was this yours? Or some other femanon

>>17514287
very nice ma'am

>>17514360
What am I supposed to do? Write on my ass? It’s difficult as it is to get a decent ass shot as a white girl. I’m the same girl that’s always fucking here.

2nd best thread ever on /biz/

>>17514404
Yep that’s me

>>17514404
LOL I remember this chick, jannies killed the thread pretty quickly after she posted that hahahaha

>>17514414
timestamps = small piece of paper
why would you write on yourself?

>>17514423
you have nice bosoms
do you planning on having children?
if so how many?

>>17514434
she holds BSV anon... it's not worth it

>>17512658
i forgot to bring the Tostitos from the other room. no wonder i was raped at 2.

>>17514443
just checking to see if, on the off chance this ISN'T trannie that just painted their nails real quick, she's redpilled and if not why not and if so how so

checking in

>>17514423
Based. BSV has the best thots.

>>17514404
>>17514423
You got a rockin' bod.

Camel toe please thanks

I JUST GOT MY DRIVER'S LOICENSE WANNA GO FOR A RIDE FRENS?

VROOM VROOM VROMM!!

>>17514464
biggest sell signal

>>17514465
Here u go. I’m going to bed now. Goodnight anons thanks for letting me play.

>>17512654
No. Tits or GTFO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPjEWJEi2s8&list=RDiPjEWJEi2s8&start_radio=1

>>17514287
Whatever just don’t cut yourself please, and stay away from opioids dumb fucking kids man

>>17514423
>>17514287
>>17513594
I swear i didn't just take a time machine to classic /b/

>>17514495
Why is there german subtitles to this muslim song?

>>17514492

>>17514423
Ever fantasize about being raped?

>>17512559
can girls come too?

>>17514492
Fuck I'm hard now.

I like the type of games you play

>>17514404
Stupid fucking whore

>>17514504
Lol, Germany is long gone.Get your women in line or else your country, and every country, will be like them. Inshalla'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFS2u4ZlXxI&list=RDiPjEWJEi2s8&index=3

>>17514535
This guy is mad

>>17514554
I'm Mexican, fuck off jihadist larper

>>17514573
Why are you angry? Whites view you as an invader, too. They will never accept you. You are enemy to them, too.

>>17514572
>t. White knight beta cuck simp. she wont

>>17514593
We're similar, but we not friends.

>>17514492
this is the biggest sell signal ive seen in a while

>>17514607
Just remember that when they stab you in the back. They will.

>>17514624
I am not friends with them either, to each their own, muslim.

>>17514492

>>17513236
I brought a feast fit for NEETs

>>17514640
I tried to invite you into my teepee

>>17514492
Thanks for that, have a good night. I know I will :)

>>17514498
yep it feels comfy

>>17514664
Your teepee in Florida?

>>17514661

>>17514676
Yes I offered refreshments and you never came

>>17514661
BASED

>>17514695
post armpit

>>17514695
Thought you were another glow nigger tranny. I'm ready now!!

>>17514492
That is unironically a bair of balls stretched against tight underwear. You're gay.

>>17514721
I must warn you, my eyes do glow. But I am not of African descent.

>>17514733
I'd like to start off by putting my pee pee in your poo poo, then you suck on my pee pee. Sound good? Great! You're hired!!

>>17514733
Your cat has dirt on the nose fren

*ahem*
There is a woman in our midst, we were infiltrated.
Although perhaps only pixels of her remain, we could all be infected with cooties by now.
THE SLEEPING BAGS.
THE COUCH PILLOW FORTRESS.
THE LINK TOWER.

>>17514774
construct the fort bobobros, the bullbros are all simps!

>>17514773
>>17514774
Back off!! I'm raping first!!!

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*coughs on you*

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>>17514802
Heh.
> *gasses you*

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>>17514805
YOU SUCK MY POOPY PEE PEE NOW BITCH!!!!

>>17514802
*Blocks your path*

>>17513289
no slice for boomboom

>>17514287
Epic

>>17514830
Can’t. We’re in bed. And we refuse to travel to India. Nitenite anon.

>>17514695
btw how many BitCoins do yo hold? Perhaps we will meet in the citadel

>>17514883
this is bullshit post a timestamp or get out you LARPing tranny.

>>17514886
That’s literally my fucking cat lmao

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>>17514883
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

>>17514883
also
>still no timestamp
who are you kidding, faggot

>>17514883

>>17514883
I'd love to hate fuck you until you're sore for the rest of the week. Good nite.

Just when I thought I'd give 4chan the benefit of doubt... thread comes along and proves that you're all incels and simps that are never going to make it.

This roastie probably fucks her pets and cheats on her bf. Top fucking kek.

>>17513245
>weewoo
>this fren poleece
>hope u hve happy day

>>17514883
only roasties could possibly attention whore this fucking hard. we clearly know you're not here to make money, what the fuck are you doing then?
sage

>>17514476

VROOOM VROOOOOOM!!!!

>>17514213
u are the homo in homo simpian

>>17514883
>>17514899
Ok
Time stamp plus pussy and I'll believe you.

okay I'm getting sleepy now goodnight frens. I call shotgun on the sofa! one more person can sleep on the cushions on top and I'll throw down some cushions for someone else!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

good night /biz/

>>17513377
man feet and suckas are fallin for it

>>17513823
FORK NUGGETS

This sleepover stinks. I wish I could go home.

>>17512559
sup niggers

F...f..frens we have some shit around the corner.... take care

>>17512559
i cant sleep im thinking about corona infecting the brain stems of all my loved ones

>>17514423

>>17515673
She already delivered.

how do i get a cute biz gf ? mine is just a normie....

>>17514883
guys shes hot what do we do

>>17513434
>>17514287
>>17514423
thats a fucking tranny, how can you faggots not see this?

>>17514883

Oh god

>>17513533

the only person aware in this thread

>>17516595
I blame their enablers. In the next gathering we will bully the fuck out of all thirsty betas. Just look at all those idiots feeding the thots. I wanted a break from thots and their thottery only to come itt to see them again surrounded by a bunch of virgins.

>>17512559
c....can i come in if i'm an FRM maxi?

>>17516677
We get like one thot every year on this godforsaken shit board, get over it. This one showed tits and ass and is actually good looking. Big whoop.

If you want to be thotpolice, go complain on leddit or instagram where its literally 24/7 of maximum weaponized thottery.

>>17514094
does it rise to the top?

>>17516715
>>17515674
I count 2 and I just opened /biz/. I won't blame you though. It must be the highlight of your month/year/life having a woman interacting with you
>If you want to be thotpolice, go complain on leddit or instagram where its literally 24/7 of maximum weaponized thottery.
I'm not being a thotpolice, I ust want a break from them. I don't use any of these sites anymore and if I want to interact with thots I go out and do so. I come here to have a chuckle with my /biz/bros but keep forgetting that many of you are thirsty virgins who will abandon anything for a woman to give you attention.

>>17516767
The other thread >>17515674 is not a girl attentionwhoring is it? Its just a picture of a girl, which we have 1000 of every single day. Catalog is literally 50% thotpics and brappers if you haven't noticed

Can you even point me to another thread where a girl is begging for attention. Feel free to go through warosu, I bet you can't think of anything in recent memory. There was like one several months back maybe?

You could always just not click on a literal sleepover/social thread if a girl posting lewd pictures makes you so angry. In fact there are several dozen pajeet shitcoin threads that DEMAND your attention right now, very important you click on them.

>>17516977
>The other thread >>17515674 (Cross-thread) is not a girl attentionwhoring is it? Its just a picture of a girl, which we have 1000 of every single day.
>Catalog is literally 50% thotpics and brappers if you haven't noticed
And you can thank me for many of these pics
>Can you even point me to another thread where a girl is begging for attention. Feel free to go through warosu, I bet you can't think of anything in recent memory. There was like one several months back maybe?
Reverse image search shows no other identical images but I could be wrong. There was a BSV milktruck earlier this month. There was a slav with broken english who was posting here. A few more come to mind but you are right htey are not very common. The scatposter was joined by a female equivalent or just a very eloquent "female"
>You could always just not click on a literal sleepover/social thread if a girl posting lewd pictures makes you so angry.
Not even angry, I just cringe at you virgins feeding the thots while at the same time bitch and moan about thottery and how 2D>3D. I clicked this thread just for shits and goggles but the fun is ruined the moment a woman hijacks a thread to feed her vanity. Almost half the replies itt are thot validation but i guess I'm in the wrong here. As forthe other pajeet shitcoins, they only attention they get from me is a pointless report bc you and your whole village just don't know when to stop.

>>17517566
Eh I disagree, I think the girl made this, otherwise lame ass thread, actually fun, but I understand your point of view. I just think it's such a rare occasion that a social thread with female lewdposting every 6 months is not actually the end of the world. It's not like she made any money or anything, she just got some attention from the boys, and we got pics of her ass. win/win I guess.

Nothing interesting ever happens on this board anyway, it's 99% people shilling their garbage bags day in and day out.

>>17517778
I just think it's such a rare occasion that a social thread with female lewdposting every 6 months is not actually the end of the world.
It's not, I agree. I just think the fun is ruined when you thot hijacks a thread just to make herself feel goof bc of the attention she gets. There's a fuctkon of places they can do that, and that behavious is encouraged on the places you mentioned on your earlier post. I'm just dissapointed at the "men" who endorse this kind of behaviour though.
>It's not like she made any money or anything, she just got some attention from the boys, and we got pics of her ass. win/win I guess.
If getting to see a pic of a woman's ass on the internet as a win, ok I guess. However, I don't want to see you complaining when broke cunts with shit attitude like myself get to do meatrod colonoscopies on thots, while you get your dopamine hit seeing a photo of a thot you will never see so much as meet (or meat).
>Nothing interesting ever happens on this board anyway, it's 99% people shilling their garbage bags day in and day out.
Not my fault and at this point I'm tired of sageing

Dumb roastie, nothing to offer but body pics, and a peabrain that can’t handle the lack of attention that goes with anonymity. Many such cases.

Wakie wakie sleepyfrens, I brought breakfast