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17511086 No.17511086 [Reply] [Original]

Family friends are pitching some MLM bullshit to my parents outside on the porch right now.

What should I do about this?

>> No.17511092

>>17511086
kick their asses obviously

>> No.17511094
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>>17511086
Literally just heard him say my dad can 'walk away' from his job as a pilot.

>> No.17511103

>>17511086
What company is it? Amway?

>> No.17511106

>>17511094
Sounds like a good deal anon get in on it

>> No.17511111

>go outside wearing a T-shirt only
>take a steamy shit right in front of them, while looking back at them with a smirk
>step on it with your bare feet
>offer your shit covered foot as a handshake
>I want in too, deal?

>> No.17511112

>>17511103
It's called 'LIFE leadership' I think. They sell self help bullshit and store coupons for $30 a month...

>> No.17511123

>>17511112
This is honsetly a moment where tou need to interfere.

>> No.17511133

>>17511111
Holy kek'd and checked.

>>17511106
I'm going to brief them on all the dirt I can find on this company after.

>> No.17511134

>>17511111
Kek has spoken. You heard the man, take your pants off and get to work.

>> No.17511184
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>>17511123
Well one of them tried the same pitch on me yesterday. So I forwarned them.

I just said "Huh, I'll look into it." And asked no questions till he ran out of talking points and changed the subject.

>>17511134
I just took a shit and shower. Can't now.

>> No.17511199

>>17511184
Those were some pretty hefty digits, it would be unwise to ignore them. Take all the laxatives you have in the house and see if anything comes out.

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>>17511111
Holy shit checked and keked.