/biz/ - Business & Finance

MONDAY MARGIN CALL

Where do you guys get your after hours prices?

>>17505638
Sunday night. Do you even Asia markets, bro?

BONDS WILL ELEVATOR DOWN

>>17505688
Isn't that good if you want to sell them?

Will things go back to normal this week?

Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t dump a bag into VIX puts going 2 years out

i swear to god if monday rips up 10% i might die

should I dump my Jap & SK puts?

>>17505821
No, my prediction is that later this evening and sunday we get more reports of community transmission of the Covd-19 virus. I do not think the drops this week will be as sharp as last week but we will be down about 2k on the Dow this coming week.

>>17505821
No

Invest in rope manufacturers lads, ez money. They'll see saturation after a while though, don't ask why.

>>17505950
that picture looks exactly like me and I am 30 years old

There is always a "New Pandemic" every 6-18 months. Once you've been in the market long enough, they stop affecting you emotionally. This panic was all caused by China's inefficient reporting, had they come clean early on we would not have worried so much.

While I think Covid-19 is fairly serious, I think the fear of the unknown is whats affecting people's judgement - This virus will not end society as we know it. There will be some speed bumps on the road to recovery, but it makes sense to buy small positions at the end of every leg down, your risk is minimal.

Stay safe, eat healthy, avoid crowds, wash your hands and you will be fine.

>>17505969
That sucks man. Are you a communist too?

>>17505887
good plan, vix puts are definitely looking cheap and attractive. id wait for monday to formulate any plan tho.

if you wna make some $$$ of this virus you should grab coronacoin ($nCoV)
see

https://nypost.com/2020/02/28/coronacoin-cryptocurrency-lets-traders-cash-in-on-coronavirus-outbreak/

Best be fast before the normies buyin during the weekend tho:

Forkdelta - https://forkdelta.app/#!/trade/0x10ef64cb79fd4d75d4aa7e8502d95c42124e434b-ETH
Saturn - https://www.saturn.network/exchange/ETH/order-book/NCOV
Bamboorelay - https://bamboorelay.com/trade/NCOV-WETH

>>17506062
kill yourself.

whats movie tonight?
28 days later?

>>17506106
watching 28 weeks later right now lol..

TRUMPYTRUMP TO HOLD A CONFERENCE AT 1;30PM EST ON CORONA-CHAN. GET READY FOR MORE INCOMPETENT NEWS.

>>17506149
Italy has over 1k detected now

I found it funny how /pol/ did a complete 180 from "it's happening" to "fake and gay" after Trump declared everything to be fine.

>>17506156
yep, s korea over 3k now (theyre testing close to 10k people a day and trying to get ahead)

>>17506137
1st ones better desu
and the timeframe is unironically pretty much the same

>>17506169
Where on /pol/ are you lurking? It's still happening until china somehow recovers and production is back to normal.

>>17505950
This is what I was thinking but I didn't listen to my gut...
I closed all my shorts yesterday when there's a chance we can gap down on Monday due to weekend news.

>>17506197
It's mostly the MAGA threads. There's threads of people sharing pics of empty grocery shelves in Europe and you get a handful of posts saying they're lying and nothing is happening.

>>17506169
You dont browse /pol/

>>17506222
Figures. Can't they just like the president without it turning into a fucking cult? Jesus.

>>17506222
>/ptg/ is /pol/

ONTX - I'm gonna be fucking stoked when this hits 1.5 - 2.0 thanks to the P3 results. If it hits 3- 5 hey who am I to turn down extra green when it presents itself to me.

>>17506248

Not going to happen. You missed the boat.

>>17506248
At this point I want it to be reverse split to fuck you over.

>>17506235
Thanks for telling me what I do

>>17506262
if you think /pol did a 180 you clearly dont browse /pol

In the equation used for stopping a pandemic

detection rate is extremely critical

guess which countries will have it worst?

The ones with most detected right now?

Trump is gonna tank the market with his next conference. He either admits it's a problem and crashes the economy with no survivor, or lies like an incompetent clown and bloods out the economy due to lack of trust in the government.

>>17506169
/pol/ turned on Trump, not on corona. Don't let the shills get to you.

USA hospitals have basically no PPEs at this point

USA hospitals have no proper training or capability to handle this

They had orders to prepare and stockpile masks and supplies for pandemics but none did.

USA is toast, do not fucking buy the dip.

>>17506377
appearntly the coronavirus is also 0.05microns meaning N95 masks are useless. and it can infect you through eyes, ears, etc. so basically you need a full fucking hazmat suit to be safe.

>>17506321
Poland has no reported cases because we're not testing anyone.

when do futures open?

>>17506401
doesnt matter

our healthcare is trash except on paper and care providers will get it en masse and die off.

>>17506377
But wouldn't it be a good idea to invest in the hospitals/healthcare since their services are going to be highly in demand?

>>17506377
This
I have never been this aware of how totally fucked my supposed first world country's response to literally anything is outside of throwing money at it. How did the US government slide this badly? How many decades have we just not noticed?

>>17506401
>He doesn't have a full hazmat suit
Never gonna make it

>>17506417
Will boomers finally die?

>>17506403
Sunday 6pm EST.

>>17506426
idk but Trump is blaming it on immigration.

>>17506426
Get some more IQ points and you'd know America is in a heavy decline.

>>17506438
for dumb norm reading this

Google, Apple, Amazon are not "America" and your dumb returns on investments don't mean anything about the actual capabilities of the country being terrible and decayed.

>>17506429
60+ will be sick as shit for a month. 70+ will die if they have another medical condition. 80+ will crash and burn

>>17506426
>outside of throwing money at it.
Money throwing generally works pretty well.

>>17506417
They're calling on retired doctors in lombardy. I don't think it matters at this point

>>17506377
>private health care
Lmao. Honestly the USA gives way too much authority to private entities. Take it from a Jew that takes advantage of every drop of money I can, the USA is crippled by its dependence on private institutions to operate, because the second the profit is down the institutions just collapse.

>>17506461
I don't know if you realize this.

Doctors/healthcare people in USA are basically brainfucked by the education system. They can't even think anymore generally.

I'm not being anything but 100% serious when I say this.

It's 1/100 that will even properly know what to do.

Japanese doctors sent a woman home because she tested negative for flu and had flu-like symptoms. Which is the clearest indication of coronavirus being likely possible.

The medical system is full of crystalized negative IQ brains that got further brainfucked by no sleep.

>>17506474
The good thing about state institutions is they do not cease to operate in emergency situations and they don't have the authority to pursue profit over state order. This is absolutely necessary for the functioning of any advanced economy, otherwise you get disasters like this where hospitals really just dgaf because it isn't profitable to prevent infection, only to treat it. It exacerbates the problem and makes the economy suffer.

>>17506474
Yes, anyone betting on USA longterm is a foolish fuck when it's being milked as hard as it is right now.

Healthcare as % of GDP will be double most countries very soon. You can not compete with anyone with that type of system. Not to mention increased legal costs, etc

Every single friction cost to a functioning economy is increasing in USA faster than anywhere else. I would never ever invest in a USA only exposed company and not multi national.

>>17506495
of course. you give people a book that states symptoms and then you give them which drugs to prescribe and thats the great american health care system. there is no critical thinking at hand. just how to peddle money from retarded boomers who dont know you could prevent most health issues with a good solid diet + exercise. the human body can withstand a fuck ton of abuse but these fat fucks just keep bombarding it daily with absolute garbage into their bodies and destroy their own immune system.

What place is better than USA retards?

>>17506529
Cyberpunk future.

Multinationals

>>17506529
what a stupid questions. i bet you never even left your neighbourhood.

>>17506529
literally anywhere is better than the united sharts of amerishart

>>17506529
Well we will find out when this recession ruins the US economy like it did Japan's. Maybe China honestly, I'm thinking of getting into the Chinese market.

>>17506377
>>17506417
>>17506426
>>17506474
>>17506514
>>17506552
Commie fucks, why don't you just go die in your happy little gulags? They are free after all!

I love how oronavirus isnt trending on twitter. fuck, you know it bad when (((they))) dont want to talk about it.

>>17506566
What is % spending of GDP?

Hopefully the depression causes a lot of economic migrants to self-deport, the only reason why half of immigrants live in the western world is for the money.

>>17506566
Only an absolute fucking retard think capitalism can survive without a state. Who upholds your property rights? The state. Who upholds contracts? The state. State capitalism is the only capitalism that exists and will ever exist.

>>17505631
>tfw no tengo dinero

>>17506566
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT HAVE A DIFFERENT VIEW OF THE GREAT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA THAN ME. I LIVE HERE, ITS THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. WE GET PEDDLED BY HUGE CORPORATIONS FOR ALL OUR SHEKELS AND REPORT TO MR SHEKELBERG EVERY MORNING AT 9AM TO DO MUNDANE TASKS, AND YOU BETCHA UR ASS WE CANT ASK QUESTIONS OR QUESTIONS THE SYSTEM BECAUSE MR SHEKELBERG IS NEVER WRONG AND WILL PROTECT THE LIVES OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. YEAH GO BACK TO YOUR SHITHOLE COUNTRY HAHA. AMERICA!! AMERICA!! AMERICA!!

How many consumers money gonna go to healthcare costs this year kek, two weeks in emergency ICU

>>17506529
Switzerland

>>17506023

This virus kills most old people it comes in contact with. All markets depend on ever increasing housing prices. What do you think happens when millions of old people die?

>>17506624
yep, rent until boomers are gone and then make even more on the malinvestment of their inheritors.

first us death
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1233813398086967296

Does /smg/ use wallstreetbets?

>Corona shit about to explode in Europe
>Market already close to recession territory
>Nothing being done to counter it with economic packages or closing down the free movement bullshit
Europe is basically already screwed, I wonder what the US will do to counter it and what measures will be taken when it's obvious they can't hide it anymore

>>17506592
>>17506609
Wrong, the PEOPLE uphold rights which are granted by GOD. The state will not save you from anything, thats why you are a failure and will always be a failure crying to big daddy state. Fucking pathetic weak worm. You exist because your fellow man allows you too, the moment you become a burden they will use the state to remove you. Useless pieces of shit.

>>17505631
I'm going to buy a shit ton of GALT once it hits sub $2 (soon). Patient enrollment at end of Q1 for phase 3 trial.

>>17506634

>>17506636
Europe can do nothing, if the USA goes down in flames Europe goes down with it. That's the result of globalism.

>>17506609
So you get fucked by the government by income tax and the us gets fucked by corporations. And china is going to make that all redundant when medical shit runs out.

>>17506638
Ok schizo

>>17506659
Everyone gonna peak weeks or months apart kek

"all clear"

oh wait not Chicago, not New York... Not Japan.. Wuhan now has immunization due to so many getting infected..

It's like if you spread out your bets but linked them together and everything failed like dominos.

Even worse than a one time hit we can see the other side of.

>>17506638
Are you serious?

>>17506551
Im ready. Cyberpunk futures always seem to be after some natural disaster.
>>17506590
Unfortunately a US depression is sitll better lifestyle than central american countries without running water.

Holy shit. Dump everything on Monday.

>>17506638
>reads philosophy once
>

>>17506705
I HAVE A FEELING TRUMP IS GOING TO FUCK THIS CONFERENCE UP SO BAD PEOPLE WILL BE LINING UP TO THE FINANCIAL ADVISORS DOOR TO SELL EVERYTHING THEY HAVE.

>>17506705
Kek those bulls who bought friday

>>17506705
Where is king county? And why whould we care?

>>17506730
WASHINGTON

>>17506705
if you're not mostly in cash at this point... I don't know what to say.

>>17506566
the land of the fee and the home of the slave

>>17506730
just hitting the states housing heavy concentrations of USA tech

>>17506616

No replies = you're right!

>>17505887
lol hold off on those vix puts, next week is already looking a whole lot more chaotic

>>17506744
>>17506737
>>17506730
Oh, this news came out last night at 11pm. Its a kid from an elementary school and a Korean guy. No big deal desu.

>>17506721
I opened a sell position on the NSDQ100 how rich will I be on Monday?

When this all passes what are the best stocks for dividends

Literally all the countries in the world have more or less the same problems as the united states. With the only exception that they're in a worse position because they don't have the money and power to influence the world that US has

tfw calculated a good response

tfw no country on earth is even close to it

tfw it's clear people haven't even thought up the basic ideas of a best response

tfw makign tons of money off knowing possible futures and seeing clearly.

tfw just getting enough money to research how to beat the great filter for the greater good

>>17506672
>>17506689
>>17506710
>>17506742
>communism will save us!!! I love being a slave!
>If thee state ran everything we would be better off, just like China!
>the most wealthy nation in the world has worse health care than China!
How fucking obviously stupid must you be? Truely the depths of human stupidity are boundless.

>>17506730
Seattle is King County, the most populous county in Washington, also filled with homeless and druggies. They literally fuck up the entire state all y themselves.

>>17506705
Oh fug. Good thing i kept some of my puts.

>>17506766
no... the person who died happened just now

>>17506770
also tripfags don't quote me

>>17506766
That was last night, this is a new update. That's how fast it's progressing.

>>17506566
>>17506638
based retard

>>17506689
If I squint and take

> GOD

as a metaphor for our higher selves, then I think he's serious, and I believe him.

Liberty is not given, it is taken.

>>17506778

>>17506778
youre literally a fucking slave in the USA you stupid cringe fuck poster. go necc yourself insufferable faggot.

>>17506771
I'll give a hint

One of the vectors is to increase the thermostat in every public place.

>>17506787
>>17506785
Can you give a reputable source, Im not finding it anywhere.

>>17505950
first death in the US from virus reported

>>17506106
Contagion. It is literally made for this timeline, right down to the bat's.

>>17506786
>have the money and power to influence the world like the US has
your shithole of a country literally just negotiated with the taliban (terrorists) lmfao. you have NO power you fucking cringefag.

>>17506590
>>17506697

Y U NO like cheap servants?

I'd reply to the tripfag but i don't reply to tripfags

>>17506817
https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1233813415317000193

>>17506791
>>17506802
>>17506803
>I'm not a slave!
>thats why I need to state to baby sit me!
>lol youre so dumb!
You can always fucking LEAVE (or stay out) instead of being parasites.

>>17506838
>implying i would ever live in the US in the first place
fuckin retard fag

>>17506754
Yeah the Franc is a good currency to sell others (AUD / USD) for. I'm surprised the JPY held its reserve status amidst this Corona Virus thing but it just goes to how the huge drop in American futures is triggered by but not so much as proportionally related to Corona Virus.

>>17506854
Thank FUCK. Please never come.

>>17506817
>https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/department-health-confirms-first-coronavirus-death-washington-state/XIDPHMLVOJAAREQ5YCL75367PU/

Silly bulls. Fed pumps at the end and you get tricked into a "rally" very sad.

IT'S UNIRONICALLY OVER. WE. ARE. FUCKED. THAT'S WHY I liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>2 weeks for symptoms to even show up
>2-3 weeks for it to get severe enough that people die from it
>First confirmed case was in the same WA county as the 2 cases reported yesterday, 39 days ago
>New cases to be reported today, 1 death already reported in King County
>Trump holding snap presser soon

And 3 completely separate cases of local community spread in
>Solano County, CA
>Santa Clara County, CA
>Washington County, OR

It is happening. Memes aside, it really is actually happening now.

>>17506862
i think you missed the part where i said i would never live in your shithole of a country ever, but i understand youre from the US so retardation and lacking comprehension skills is your forte.

>>17506401
Coronavirus are 0.06-0.14 micron. N95 cannot fully capture them but can still offer some protection.
And yes googgles are needed.

>>17506879
Hell yeah brother, we've been due for a hard landing for five years. Corona might be the trigger but the fundamental problem is completely different. Things are completely fucked and we still haven't paid up for 2008. The amount of inefficiency, misallocation, and dysfunction will mean multiple painful recessions for the rest of our lives. I expect we are headed into a situation like Japan at the end of this. A morass of debt, infrastructure, resource, housing, and social problems. You will look back on this horrible decade like it was the 90s one day and realize how far we've sunk.

It is fucking happening!!!!!!!!!!

>>17506495
I was sent home for the flu and tested negative for it also even though my whole family has it and has started getting sick again, even though most likely I know it isn't coronavirus just imagine the amount of people who do have it and are being sent home for "Flu like symptoms".

>>17506778
>boundless
While the US has a nice purchasing power right now, it is in freefall.

Banks, KYC, Big Tech, Comcast and other industries owned by too few people are the US's Achilles' heel.

Free speech when you are banned on all platforms?

Free speech when no bank will do business with you because you used Bitcoin at some point in your life?

Constitutional rights when everything is a monopoly?

Your government serves huge corporations that squash, undersell and/or buy any competitors.

Your current laws are against freedom.

>>17506879
>DUDE ITS HAPPENING THIS TIME FOR REAL

>>17506900
>I was sent home for the flu and tested negative for it also even though my whole family has it and has started getting sick agai
wait what? your whole family has COVID?

Knowing the stock market, it's probably going to pump up Monday in the face of outbreaks on the west coast and the first cases in the east coast + Texas and Illinois. And then have an "oh shit" moment later on.

>>17506401
Google "droplet precautions" or you're fucking done, kid. God help us all, I thought this was common knowledge. We are fucked, it is happening.

>>17506879
It's in every major city by now

Just like Italy and Europe.

Every single USA city.

>>17506875
Do you keep posting this pretty much word for word or am I losing my head?

>>17506868
>>17506835
Thanks

>>17506819
glad to see my predictions are working

>there are literal r/the_donald shills ITT right now
wew lad
daily reminder that mike is your friend

>>17506778
oh and dont forget the red tape. try building your own house on a plot in California for instance.

Capitalism my ass. You are not free to do anything with your capital.

>>17506936
God I can only pray it pumps

>>17506943
I don't blame you for losing your head, anon, we are living in the beginning of the end of the world. That's why on Friday I liquidated EVERYTHING.


It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>>17506875
>THAT'S WHY I liquidated EVERYTHING.
>Not buying puts
Not sure what you are trying for here. You will still need money in the post pandemic cyberpunk future.

An average of 36 people die every day from the flu in the US alone, was this coronavirus patient also tested for the flu? Just asking.

https://bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/president-trump-holds-press-conference-on-coronavirus/
https://bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/president-trump-holds-press-conference-on-coronavirus/
https://bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/president-trump-holds-press-conference-on-coronavirus/
https://bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/president-trump-holds-press-conference-on-coronavirus/
https://bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/president-trump-holds-press-conference-on-coronavirus/
TRUMP SPEAKING AT 1:30 PM EST

>>17506976
do you research?

literature estimates put co-infection around 3-6%. Not much more research into that tho

>b-but people die from the flu also!
I'm getting real sick of this meme. The flu doesn't cause panic and governments to shut everything down.

*ahem* Gentlemen, please join me in the continuation of the big short next week. Here are some inverse etf plays...

>>17506976
May God forsake you dumbass boomers. Keep covering your eyes while this entire system and your "muh retirement" falls flat on its face.

>>17506634
It's another bear week, then

>>17506933
i don't believe so my brother and mother tested positive for the flu earlier last week, then my sister caught the flue as well and tested positive. I got sick and didn't present any symptoms for like a week (beside being sleepy 24/7) and then started showing symptoms so I went to the local clinician and i tested negative for it. I don't think i have it but it's a possibility that many people do have it and are being treated the same way.

>>17506956
Of course it''s going to pump. Futures are I think?

>>17507009
yes, mnuchin will pump futures

gonna be a glorious cheapie day we pray

>>17506705
That's where my Dad lives. He's been an asshole to me but I hope he's ok.

>>17506993
>Pence is a LOSER and has failed his duty to the stock markets and the people. I will find another Vice President to cure the Caronavirus after I win my election!

>>17506993
This is mad damage control, good on the Trump team for realizing the panic levels rn

More Puts if Monday pops at Open.

>>17506993
gonna be delayed like 45 minutes for Trump to redo everything he was gonna say after the death

he's just digging deeper holes for his political grave at this point with his handling.

A lot of retarded doomers itt, thanks for the dip ez money

>>17506956
First US death confirmed. FDA warns it's spreading. IF the market pumps Monday, I would get the fuck out even if you're at a slight loss. I've noticed with this virus there's a bit of delay between the news and the fallout, so you may get lucky. Since it's the weekend, that could mean either people ignore the news, or have more time to worry. Who fucking knows. My position is all VIX and puts, though.

A LOT OF COUGHING AT THE TRUMP PRESS CONFERENCE, OVER/UNDER 2 WEEKS BEFORE TRUMP IS DEAD??????

>NEW: France reports 27 new cases of coronavirus, or 43 new cases so far today, raising total to 100

If Trump don't fuck up on this conference the impact monday will not be so big

>>17507032
I don't think you understand why we want a pump

>>17507031
Shut it boomer

>>17507048
YOU HAVE WISHFUL THINKING BREH, HES GOING TO BOTCH IT SO HARD MARKETS WILL TUMBLE TO 20,000 BEFORE MONDAY MORNING OPEN

>>17507048
>If Trump don't fuck up on this conference

>>17507048
There's still a CDC conference and the washington conference afterwards. He can't just cover it up with his usual bull shit.

The White House is so desperate. How many times do you think J. Powell heard his direct line to the president ring this week?

>>17507065
trump is too much of an intuitive boomer

His intuitions on pandemics are wrong.

>>17507081
AT LEAST 10 TIMES A DAY ASKING WHY RATES ARENT NEGATIVE YET

So it's been in the US for two weeks and only 15 cases, while other countries have growth rates between 30%-100%? Seems legit.

>>17507051
I figured you were a gambler trying to break even. I wanted to sell Fri and rebuy Mon because I knew this would happen but kike day trade rules blocked me.

Also breaking, a hammer dropped on a man's head in Wisconsin.
If you are not shorting the construction industry you fucking hate money.

>>17507081
Which begged for fed intervention more

CNBC or teh white house?

>>17507084
HES THE "MASTER NEGOTIATOR" MEANING HE'LL KEEP BOMBARDING YOU WITH USELESS INFO JUST SO YOU AGREE TO SOMETHING SO HE CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>17507092
Boomer cope

>>17507084
Boomers are literal cattle, what they call "intuition" is just jews bailing them out time and time again.

>open SMG
>Its shit
when will it end?

>>17507117
What kind of content do you expect?

>>17507087
>Seems legit.
Doesnt matter. People are in a panic now, they arent thinking rationally.

>>17507092
The fear mongering about this is ridiculous but most people want something exciting to discuss about in their mostly boring lives

>>17507117
>OPENS SMG, DOESNT CONTRIBUTE ANYTHING > SHIT CONTENT
NECC YOURSELF FAGGOT

ppt gonna be holding everybody's bags for a while after that pump on Friday, did they really think the market will go back up Monday?

>I don't agree with this thread so it's shit
Hilarious how people on 4chan think they believe in freedom of thought and speech but when they aren't in a community echo chamber that resonates with their narrow opinions, the place is bad. Go and find a subreddit that shares you inane hivemind. That place is better for you. I don't care how long you think you've been here, you don't belong.

>>17507128
post returns

>>17507117
>wah why won't smg tell me everything will be ok and make me feel better?

>>17507117
When tripfags stop posting. Seriously, /smg/ was the only thread that had a little content in this board and they hijacked it and they're driving it to the ground. Just look at this cancerous fag that replied to you, 23 shitposts in one thread. Its unbelievable

>>17507161
WAHWAHWAH KYS FAGGOT

>>17506976
Guess whose stonks are about to crater?

Coronavirus is not as bad a plague as blacks in my personal opinon.

Weed fag is the worst poster.

Are we gonna open red on Monday? I mean the numbers are still small and the panic seems to be inflated by the media, but there is now a confirmed death in a real country that matters in the scope of global financial markets. I am all in cash since last Wednesday by the way.

>>17507203
GOOD I HOPE I MAKE U SEETHE FAGGOT

>>17507207
I hope so. That Friday pump was fucking bullshit

>>17507117
It ends on March 20 when these faggots puts expire and they are forced to step back into reality. The confirmation bias in this thread is unreal.
>runaway virus
>a handful of new cases a day while most people are recovering in less than a week
At this rate we might have a couple of dozen or so new cases or so by june.

>>17507207
LEVERAGED SHORT ETFS ONCE WE BOUNCE

>>17507195
Blacks are priced in

>>17507203
I mean, all trips are irritating, but this tranny is the worst attention whoring case i've ever seen.

>>17507218
POST YOUR LONG POSITION/HOW MUCH YOU LOST THE PAST WEEK FAGGOT, I WANNA LAUGH AT YOUR DUMBASS

>>17507207
Okay, so my ID here basically confirms the worst case scenario. We clearly have more than 5k infected in LA alone. Use this vital information that you got ahead accordingly.

>>17507221
I read, "please buy my bags"

Anyone else?

FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>17507234
You're a weed bagholder, you're not in a position to laugh at anyone

>>17507241
ANOTHER ANON TRANNY WHO KEEPS TALKING BEING BULL BUT HAS NO MONEY LEFT TO DO ANYTHING AFTER LOSING IT ALL ON CALLS THIS PAST WEEK, WHAT ELSE IS NEW. FAGGOT.

>>17507233
i concur, weedfag gives us trips a bad name

>>17507265
psst

Trump and Coronavirus are now heavily linked, the death gives media blood to cover now.

CNN/MSNBC/USA news gonna be 24/7 corona now.

>>17507280
ITS GOING TO BE A BLOODBATH ONCE LABS ARE RUNNING TESTS AND NEW CASES ARE POPPING UP EVERY HOUR.

Trump is on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-gzon4Elqg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-gzon4Elqg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-gzon4Elqg

>>17507246
Monday here I cum

>>17507065
>>17507075
BASED MAGA TRUMP making me literally 1800 euro in 20 mins, it's a loooot for me, will try to make more on Monday. Currently have sell positioslns on the Nasdaq

>>17507234
DDM March 20 48 call
SPYG March 20 41 call
And unlike you I am actually going to get to cash them Monday morning and make a fat fucking profit. Screencap that faggot.

>>17507280
>CNN/MSNBC/USA news gonna be 24/7 corona now.
Absolutely. Puts all week it looks like. Unless the market is pricing it in, which it could.

FIRST THING HE TALKS ABOUT IS NEGOTIATING WITH TERRORISTS LMFAO

Why is he breathing so heavily?

Goddamn it.

I’m still like 65% equities

What are some stocks that have dipped because of the corona virus?

imagine if drumpf sneezes or cough mid sentence

>>17507334
corona

ONE

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

>>17507333
HOLY FUCK THIS IS THE EASIEST SHORT MONEY EVER TO BE MADE IN THE MARKETS (HE SAYS THEYRE TIRED OF FIGHTING - AKA THE GREAT AMERICA CAN NO LONGER GO ON WITH THE FIGHT KEKERINO AHAHAHAHHAHA)

Trump is sick?

Knew i should have held onto my sqqq calls

that tan is looking great chief

I don’t even see KO and PEP and based MCD as immune to this...

It’s time for BGS FDP CPB??
Maybe COST?

>>17507339

What are some stocks that haven't dipped because of corona virus?

>>17507304
This, once they start people who aren't directly connected to China it's fucking over. Thousands will be recorded.

>>17507337
Just do covered puts then. Or puts with remaining cash. There is still going to be a stock market after the pandemic.

>it's a bull market
For all of you who think Coronavirus is a nothing burger, this video proves that you are wrong without a doubt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1yXTlvTB08 [Remove]
look at what the chinese government is doing
theyre spraying the streets
theyre quarantining entire swathes of the country
theyre enforcing people to stay in their houses
theyre wiping down EVERYTHING
everyone wears masks
is this not a fucking happening

all of you simpletons and your retarded fucking normalcy bias, i hope you all die to natural selection so we're all rid of your stupidity.

It took 2 months for it to get severe in China. It only infected the West last week. You deniers will be eating your words in 2 months time. Retards.

TRUMP KEEPS TALKING ABOUT NEGOTIATING WITH TERRORISTS AHAHHAHA I CANT TAKE IT

>>17507363
anyone you recommend invesiting in?

low energy trump!

>>17506993
This BNO news site and youtube channel look fake as fuck. It's probably some channer trying to live off ads.

>>17507374
BASED BASED BASED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So fucking glad I went to Afghanistan... glad that was worth the time...

Holy shit Trump lied about what he was talking about. Voting for whatever the Dem is now, fuck this god damn idiot. This is inexcusable.

What are some markets involved with avoiding the elephant in the room?

There will be 5k+ deaths from the virus in LA alone. Indices will tank, sadly I did not buy puts.

can someone explain step by step how to filter a trip pls? Im doing settings->filter->add the trip but nothing happens

IMAGINE BEING SUCH A NEWFAG U DONT KNOW HOW TO FILTER TRIPS LMFAO

What will this do to SNSS

>>17507392
shut up faggot

>>17507413
seething MAGA tard

Shet nyeggur just let fauci speak!

>ONLY 22 CASES HES SAYS
OH MY SIDES
>4 OTHERS "VERY" ILL
MY SIDERINO'S KEKERINO

>>17507406
YOU HAVE ALL CAPS ON

>>17507406
lol

"IF YOURE HEALTHY YOULL PROBABLY GO THROUGH A PROCESS AND BE FINE" HOW FUCKING REASSURING. THE MORNING DUMP IS GOING TO BE FUCKING BIBLICAL RETARDS LMFAO. THIS RETARD JUST CANT GIVE THE STOCK MARKETS A BREATHER. IM CONVINCED HES 100X SHORT.

god fucking damn this is stupid

>>17507333
>triple leverage Index etf puts
So you got caught by the rally and didn't want to close now afterhours is up by 288 points. You should have sold at a loss. You're fucked bro.

Should I buy SQQQ for Moday?

DEVELOPING VACCINE

BULL MARKET HERE WE COME

EVERYTHING IS FINE


WE HAVE 43 MILLION MASKS


ughhh we are fucked arent we.

orange man has coronavirus

>>17507462
THEY RAN NUMBERS AND SAID THEY NEED APPROX 300M MASKS TO DEAL WITH THIS. THEY HAVE 10% OF THAT. RIPERINO.

>>17507456
He can just cost average down... no need to panic on etfs

>>17507411
No one touches speculative plays during these times, I'd guess .30 incoming.

>>17507374
>people being extra cautious = bubonic plague
OK got it

>>17507434
I've been convinced that he's secretly short on the market since the trade war bullshit last year

>>17507462
>>17507468
this, that's heavily undersupply, you can't use them long

>>17507092
He wasn't wearing his brain bucket?

Don't incite a panic because there's not a panic - Trump

More travel bans coming? Fucking ban South korea already if anything

>>17507462
I uhhhh

I didn’t listen.

I’m still long equities
And short Vix

IS PENCE GONNA GET ON HIS KNEES AND SUCK TRUMPS COCK ON STREAM? WERE ABOUT TO FIND OUT.

>>17507505
filtered

i bet the market pumps anyway on monday

>>17506638
>Muh freedumbs come from Jeebus

Refute this:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m9-R8T1SuG4

>>17507475
when did i ever say it's a bubonic plague you retard. i implied it's a BEAR MARKET

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa

>>17507518
Jpow and mnuchin vs the bears

>>17506635
Go back to the containment leddit

>>17507518
the inevitable will come, feds can't stop this, just hope that short selling isn't banned by then.

HOLY FUCK LMFAO, PENCE SAID THE AVERAGE AMERICAN DOESNT NEED TO BUY A MASK LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

WHO PRODUCES MASKS?? I WANT THAT STOCK

Will 3M go up because of this?

>>17507557

>>17507469
He said triple leveraged puts, you ain't cost averaging that shit down my dude, it's straight up degenerate gambling.
Rip weedbrahski, smoke one for me one the other side

>White House briefing
>3M
Ohhh shit I just bought Friday! Jackpot!

>>17507557
they are taking all the supply for healthcare workers, we have like 10% of what we should have stockpiled.

>>17507563
PROBABLY DUPONT

>>17507518
I somewhat agree. It's way too obvious for it to open red. When it's too obvious it's always vice versa. The market movers (big banks, funds) are always reversing the average Joe.

>>17507518
I honestly do too, I think we all knew a death was imminent, and more and more people are calming down. The flu has killed 104 American children in 2020 already. It kills more than 600K worldwide annually. This has been ongoing for 2 months and hasn't even killed 3k people yet, rookie numbers for a virus.

what is on his mind that he's making this face

>>17507563
>MMM

>>17507573
I GET THAT, BUT TO "ADVISE" AVERAGE AMERICANS THEY DONT NEED A MASK WILL BURN THEM SO HARD IN THE FUTURE IF THIS THING BECOMES A WILDFIRE

mask producers will save s&p

>>17507588
Never has "If you only knew how bad things really are" been appropriate

>>17507588
"WE ARE FUCKED. FUCKED I TELL YOU. FUCKED SO HARD WE ARE BEYOND FUCKED"

>>17507590
avg people are more at risk wearing a mask

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17507569
I SAID ONCE WE BOUNCE RETARD, READ FIRST, THEN USE YOUR COMPREHENSION SKILLS TO TRANSLATE WHAT I SAID.

>>17507588
>I'll probably only be alive for a few more months, but I have to stay here working instead of doing anything on my bucket list

>>17507626
AND I SAID LEVERAGED ETFS, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT A RETARD LMFAO

all that matters to me is that i make a quick buck

iran, korea, china, italy, etc could burn for all i care

>>17507473
But it seems like SNSS is going to be one that has no problems from what's going on

>>17507639

Stop putting "lmfao" at the end of every post. It makes you look really desperate.

>>17507673
NO LMFAO

>>17507639
lmaooooooo breh

>>17507664
>/biz/ - a small, rootless, international clique

>>17507664
same man

>>17507639
Jesus christ calm down dude.

It's not like buying now is a problem just average down.

>>17507664
absolutely based

IMAGINE NOT BUYING 3M (MMM) YET
LMAO

>>17507687
>when you see mass death as a good dip opportunity to buy in
Hell awaits me

It took a man killing virus for Trump to FINALLY close the souther border. ffs

Buy 3M.

HOLY SHIT, THEY WONT LET TRUMP ANSWER THE QUESTION (SHOULD AMERICANS CHANGE HOW THEY GO ABOUT THEIR LIVES?) SO HE DOESNT TAKE THE FALL FOR IT FOR ELECTIONS IN THE FALL. OH MY FUCK LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

trump getting steamrolled for calling this a nothingburger lmao

>>17507687
Kek based

>>17507716
Human population was high anyway, needed a 10% correction.

>>17507735
A president is tied to his administration, don't be retarded

>>17507750
>BECAUSE THIS PRESIDENT HAS BEEN TIED AT ALL TO HIS ADMINS RETARDATION

>>17507747
a 20% correction would be better imo

>>17507719
Ironically if things get worse, the media will have to find a way to complain that Trump didn't close the borders sooner. Fun times to live.

TRUMP/PENCE NOT LIKING FAUCI'S ANSWER KEK.

>PEOPLE WHO WOULD DIE ARE THOSE WITH HEART DISEASE, OBESITY, ETC - FAUCI
>SO LIKE 90% OF AMERICANS LMFAO?

HOLY SHIT LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY OCULDNT GET FAUCI OFF THE MIC QUICK ENOUGH OH MY SIDESSSSSSSSSSSSS AHHAHAHA

>>17507787
kek boomers are so fucked

>34.2 million people, or 10.5% of the U.S. population, have diabetes.

It's literally just a flu

GET THE INCINERATORS RUNNING NOW

>>17507802
that was fucking bad news 15-20% he said would need hospital help.

so is it save to buy back now?

>>17507819
Incineration stock picks?

>>17507812
THE CLEANSING

what if they just closed the market

>>17507829
Zoom out

And just when they think the floor cant get any lower it will. And you and I will be there to grab all the cheapys.

>>17507829
yeah dude. pandemics are bullish af.

Kek'd. This latina reporter thinking Trump wants to close the southern border because of Corona

>>17507829
not even close, they just said you're at risk of dying if you're obese

>>17507829
Might not be. Might get another dump this week.

MAN THIS TRUMP ADMIN TEAM IS SO INCOMPETENT. THIS VIRUS IS GOING TO FUCKING DECIMATE AMERICA. THEYRE TRYING TO LIE THROUGH THEIR TEETH BUT EVERYONE HAS SOCIAL MEDIA AND INFO PASSES ALONG QUICKER THAN EVER BEFORE.

>>17507857
kek

>>17507867
Ya know, brahski, I liked you a lot better when all you talked about were dude weed stonks.

>>17507841
Would be epic.

If you are thinking of buying in.

Look into DCAing and averaging in over a period of time. Take a probabilistic look into the pandemic and don't grab the knife all at once.

This doesn't mean it is not the floor right now. I'm just saying to play it probabilistic and realize the uncertainty at play and that will continue to be at play.

>>17507884
IF THEY DO THEYLL RUIN THE AMERICAN DOLLARINO

>>17507883
he took the weedbrahski name its not weedbrah

S&P500 Put 2800

NEW NEW NEW NEW

>>17507917

>>17507917

>>17507917

>>17507917

>>17507917

>fed cut rates
>vaccine developing

Yup, I think we're gonna have a beautiful green Monday

I just got back from the doc. Said I had confirmed corona. First case in NJ. Honestly I feel fine, this is no worse that the last time I had the flu. Look for a press release in NJ I had to sign a lot of shit.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THE TWO RETARDS STANDING BESIDE TRUMP SMIRKED WHEN TRUMP SAID "AS LONG AS SOMEONE IS STANDING HERE (POINT AT HIS PODIUM) AMERICA IS IN GREAT HANDS"

>>17507929
I like how oyu left out the 1st dead and an elementary school infected.

>>17507829
Yes the bottom is in. This coronavirus is turning into a huge nothing burger.
If you think we are going to continue a depression era run on stocks after the week we had you need your head checked. It's a fucking fire sale right now.

Hmmm

>>17507971
what are you trying to say brah

keep shorting the markets will drop another 20% - beware of volatility tho. contagion is developing really badly and dynamically in europe and burgerland as well. governments have no clue and not the right measures to keep people and economy calm. we might be lucky and the virus is way less deadly than expected because of high number of stealth infections. but in any case, firs there will be panic! and there will be real impact to economy fundamentals on the production sinde and on the request side. take your profits /biz

I bought a shitload more puts in the last 15 minutes Friday

>>17508375
No one cares, tripfag. Neck yourself.

>>17508375
based

>>17506835
>give a reputable source please
>here's a literally-who non-checkmark twitter account

>>17507530
link to this webpage?

Should I invest in Delta airlines?

>>17508881
Airlines, fast food, theme parks and cruises are now obsolete