/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for SNSS

>>17498177
based

BEAR MARKET
RECESSION
WATCH YOUR BUYING THE DIP ATTEMPTS

potentially we are looking at massive disruptions for months still. The news will probably only get worse especially with deaths beginning to rack up in Japan, Korea, and EU.

threadly reminder bulls are actually delusional retards

The golden bull begins monday, plan accordingly

>>17498182
based. KEEP THESE BASED POSTS COMING.

>>17498192
I wish. It's simply not. Too much uncertainty and potential news.

If you can't make money on days with insane volatility like today, you might want to just go ahead and call it quits.

>tfw 2 of my meme stocks finally dig thangs (+150% on one, +50% on another)
It finally happens and yet I don't even get to feel good because they're like 10% of my portfolio while 85% of it is in big boy ETFs that have gotten dunked on all week by third worlders coughing on eachother

>>17498203
day trading is for poor people

>>17498182
Its stupid anyway because anybody looking would realize the market was begging for a correction anyways. Stocks were soaring for little to no reason, meme stocks were making money (because people were taking their gains and searching for something to drop it on), etc. I think Corona is partly a reason, and partly an excuse, for all this selling off we've been seeing. Its a good time to take gains.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT'S THE BORING WEEKEND!!!

>>17498192
My vix shorts are ready!

>>17498155
Blessed

>>17498182
kek you bear/bullfag cultists are the absolute worst

>he doesn't switch long or short depending on how the situation presents itself
not. gonna. make. it.

>>17498181
-Hokaido just declared a state of emergency and is encouraging its citizens to stay indoors for a month.
-Oregon has its first case of the Kung Flu
-SF County has another within community transfer from an unknown source
-Futures are green tho, probably gonna go to shit as soon as someone dies in NYC or LA

>>17498221
webbed finger frogman is scary

>>17498177
should have closed my put like you suggested.
might still take profit on it as weak hands shake out and sell the news on monday.
so if i'm understanding correctly we're waiting for data from the small test before they move to a big test, and the small test showed a 40% reduction in lung cancer cells with these particular receptors, and so optimism expects the large test to show general remission.
is that about the gist?
and then on good news with that and more down the road the expectation is buyout as is the lifecycle and holygrail of biopharma?

>>17498223
nothing in my post says anything about being a bear, you're also a fucking retard

>>17498223
The horror of coronavirus is too much. I envy the bulls who don't see this nightmare future clearly.

>>17498213
>consolidated for 2 year bear market
>soaring for no reason

Ok whatever. Actually technically speaking this was a retest if precious resist.

REMINDER: we're about to enter the complacency phase

>>17498233
waiting on a data on a ***big test after doing the small test*****

>>17498237
You're poor, thanks for the (you) gay boy. :)

>>17498223
MOST DO, BUT WE ARE EFFECTIVELY IN A BEAR MARKET NOW. BULLS ARE STILL DELUSIONAL THINKING THIS IS A "DIP" IT AINT NO DIP MOTHERFUCKERS.

>first case in oregon, local spread
lol, bulls are SOOOOO fucked I can't even imagine

>>17498203

dios mio, show me the plays and i quit my job and work for you

>>17498155

do we have any corona reports from mexico?

what if it go out of control with their shit healthcare and then immigrants bring it to southern us?

dare i dream?

>>17498182
>>17498192
Damn my entire stocks strategy is unironically just taking short but confident posts here with no memes in them and following what they say.

But this one is tough.

I guess in this case I assume the guy without the picture is the glownigger trying to help some brothers out. No spook or Davos-adjacent would put the effort into a pic.

>>17498246
>dips <15%
>bear market

>>17498256
YES, RECENTLY MEXICO CONFIRMED TO HAVE A CASE.

>>17498245
says the 12 year old throwing his birthday money on options in robinhood

>>17498182
>he keeps an autistic record of screencaps so he can le epic btfo strangers on a racist anime image board
Lmao @ your life. I made 38k off of calls today btw.

>>17498233
All of that is basically correct, although the "size" thing is a bit off, it's more of a dosage and time difference

I bough some more gold mining stocks this morning right at the bottom, does this make me a chad or a cuck? All I want to do is be able to brag to my normie friends that I'm making money amidst the Carnage.

PS too dumb to know how to short stuff

>>17498241
It's hard psychologically to switch from being levered long genius to realizing what the realities of a harsh pandemic bring.

Conditioned by all the false positives likes SARS and ebola.

>>17497940
>>17497991
>>17498125
3 separate cases of local community spread (Solano County CA, Santa Clara County CA, and Washington County Oregon).

A 4th separate case to be announced in Washington state later today, they just announced a snap press conference at 8 PM PST.

The new Oregon case started having symptoms on Feb 19th, 9 days ago.
>The new Oregon case started having symptoms on Feb 19th, 9 days ago.
The new Oregon case started having symptoms on Feb 19th, 9 days ago.
>The new Oregon case started having symptoms on Feb 19th, 9 days ago.

>>17498270
>SUPPLY CHAIN DISURPTION
>CHINA BASICALLY 50% PRODUCTIVITY CUT
>STOCK MARKET FALLING
>CORONAVIRUS ABOUT TO HIT THE WORLD IN THE TEETH
BUT YOU THE RETARD KEEPS TRYING TO TALK ABOUT BEING IN A BULL MARKET.

>>17498271
Two

In two different cities.

>>17498250
fuck....i'm in portland....

>>17498220
Based.
>>17498214
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>17498198
Smart

>>17498272
ESL retards trying to shit talk is always hilarious. Fuck off pajeet

Mark my words, corona is going to blow over by april, ohh bloo bloo 0.2% fatality rate in one of the dirtiest unhygienic overpopulated countries in the world, that means gorillion Americans are going to die!

Look up "Average SPY performance 6 months after a pandemic" on google and do some research - Average gains are between 5-20%

>>17498271

this week will be burned in investors minds.

the day a outbreak starts in the us will be the true bear show

rooting for corona chan. short term put gains, making money go from boomers index to us autists, long term saves social security by killing them

what a based virus

>>17498293
more than that, i'm a fucking LYFT driver in portland....
i've been all through lake oswego and hillsboro where westside hospital is

>>17498246
i sold all my green stocks today but still have a bunch of red ones.
hoping for a big dip on monday just so i will be satisfied with me selling but since i still have some stocks in the red i'm fine with recovery too.

>>17498274
>epidemic on the other side of the world
that image aged like milk

>>17498301
those aren't pandemics

it's fucking retards making graphics

this is a one in a century pandemic.

>>17498274
>screencapping something is an autistic record
ok kid, I'll believe you. You think screencapping something is hard but you definitely made 38k off calls (as if that's a lot?).

>>17498293
time to lay low, eh?

>>17498164
im not sure its ever been below 40
ever

>>17498270
Honestly this, these zoom zooms have no idea what they’re in for once the bear comes out the cave
>>17498272
This nigger is trying to larp that 150k isn’t a lot of money aaaaaahahahahaha
>>17498269
Dangerous desu

>>17498075
>>17498108
>>17498112
>>17498164

OREGON CASE WORKED AT A SCHOOL. SCHOOL WILL BE CLOSED. R.I.PERINO

>>17498306
>the day a outbreak starts in the us
so today?

see last thread

>>17498316
>>17498308

SEETHING SAMEFAG KEK

>>17498322
I ACTUALLY KEK'D

>>17498322
so buying puts was a good move?

>>17498203
Tell me your ways please anon.

>>17498332
k

>>17498278
Virus or not, the economy is broken and has been for a while. It is a scapegoat. The jews want you to be scared instead of angry at them for driving this shit into the wall at 12000 mph. Watch it continue to crash over the next couple months, after an elongated dead cat. Expect to be in a full blown war by new years 2021, the reason will be oil, like always.
t. Kike Playbook 101, Chapter 1, Page 1

>>17498328

i mean with that amount nothing is certain

when it hit the hundreds like best korea it s over

>>17498293
>>17498307
Good luck. Omiwa mo shindeiru
.

>>17498325
elementary school too
kids are fucking filthy
its prolly all the fuck over there

>>17498358
seems to double every two days or so
so maybe a week or so

Does this coronavirus warrant a 13% dip in the markets? The markets seemed to bounce up from level 5 support and RSI indicates that we have been oversold for 4 days. Starbucks has 85% of its stores open in China. I think today was the bottom.

All these salty and angry anons ITT. Makes it easy to tell who made money today and who didn’t.

>>17498376
nope
but this might >>17498322

i keep saying
fuck the actual virus
its the economic factors here that are important

>>17498367
kids spread to parents > parents spread to work > work spreads with their friends > friends to friends > pandemic

>>17498389
fuck oregon anyways tho desu senpai

>>17498317
Thank god the coronavirus wasn't around when I was playing Rise of Nations w/ friends and always picking China for that sweet infinite spam for building purposes

>>17498376
THE BOTTOM? NO THIS IS THE TOP ITS UNIRONICALLY FUCKING OVER THE BOOGALOORINO IS FINNA BOUT TO BEGIN POORFFAG

As a Canadian and beginner where should I start?

Don't worry guys, coronavirus is priced in.
All green for next week.

REFR exploding after hours

>>17498318
>150k is a lot of money
holy fuck why are there so many poorfags shitting up this thread. Shouldn't you be in some shitcoin thread talking about what shitcoin you're hodling for the whales today? Get back to me when you're making 150k every month in dividends.

>>17498203
I will surrender my boipussy to you if you give me 10k and teach me how to invest it.... please?

>>17498322
here's an actual source instead of a fucking screenshot:
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/chinese-manufacturing-pmi-594

forecasted was 46.0 but turned out 35.7 so it's pretty bad.
hopefully usa will be able to contain this so people doesn't need to stay at home and tank production. could be really bad since shipments from china are getting pretty rare.

>>17498376
Cities will be shut down for months over this, and the economy was a bubble with how much the fed has been pumping it for the last decade. 13% is not enough.

>>17498203
Holy shit dude, how? Fuck tripfags btw.

>>17498306
>the day a outbreak starts in the us will be the true bear show
Already happening, see >>17498279

Also get ready when we start reporting deaths of GREAT AMERICAN CITIZENS.

>>17498203
I made like $1200 today, risking about $12,000. I’m happy you make so much money (150k is so fucking much bro) but sad that my skills are lacking in comparison.

>>17498425
he better keep taht same energy when the bodies start to the hit the floor

>>17498409
were anon, faggot
literal schrodingers hedgefund manager
i only have $500 in my account
i also have $500M in that same account

as do you
say something useful, or (and?) dont
no one will believe you anyways

>>17498376
Consumer spending makes up more than 70 percent of the economy. Coronavirus outbreaks means thousands of places basically shutting down. This has the potential to create a global recession.

>>17498274
>Mad he's wrong about something that's really fucking obvious
Up a measly 5 figures after 4 days of bleeding out? Ouch.

Glad you got 1 day of green. I've been betting against the market since Monday and I'm up over 17% every single day. Not a single stake in anything that isn't inverse. Sorry I'm smarter than you. Sorry I'm higher info than you. But this is just the way things go during a crises.

https://twitter.com/adonsports/status/1233564433583992832

UTAH

>>17498203
wtf that’s 2017 bitcorn tier gains my dude. grats on your life changing dosh

>>17498203
holy fucking shitto

>>17498404
Who did you vote for last federal election?

>>17498203
based
>>17498209
have sex
>>17498241
dilate
>>17498250
seethe

>>17498203
score one for the good guys i guess

And I want a 200k on my SNSS, it dangles
Bands on me, I just might fuck your bitch like Bang Bros
So much SNSS in my folio, my fuckin' bank froze
And I wanna fuck it while I'm watchin' bank roll
Cut the roof off, you can't breathe when I smash it
Diamonds on funk and I bleed when I'm ashin'
Cut the roof off, you can't breathe when I smash it
Diamonds on funk and I bleed when I'm ashin'

WE BACK SNSS BROS
WE BACK
CORONAPROOF
NOTHING TO LOSE
MOON AWAY
O
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>>17498209
That.. doesn't make sense

>>17498203
I could retire with that much money holy fucking hell mate fucking based

>>17498452
I believe this is a previously known case from the Diamond Princess, who was transferred to Utah and is under medical supervision there.

>>17498332
I'm sorry for your losses.
Oh wait I'm not LMAO thanks for the money retarded boomer.

>>17498322

>>17498155

i'm pretty convinced that if monday goes red and we get sandersday next it'll be pretty good for bears

sure the fed talk was unfortunate but it can be a profitable week while we wait the main dish when a outbreak with undeniable numbers hit the us

>>17498203
Toasting in an epic bread
Please share some of your advice whalebro

>>17498475
Do you actually think billionaires sit watching the market every day making precise calls or do they hire firms with AI to do it for them.

Dummy. The rich never do the labor. Day trading is labor.

>>17498332
>samefag
do you know how ids work you buffoon

>>17498413
here's the one for USA
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/manufacturing-pmi-829

notice that "importance" is only 2/3 for USA compared to 3/3 for China

>>17498203
Someone linked this from /pol/ and I just wanted to say congrats on your win. I couldn’t imagine making that much money, just wow.

I hope you use your massive wealth for good. Fuck niggers, fuck kikes and especially fuck jannies.

>>17498177
so glad was able to grab a couple more hunnid at sub 70 during that half a second window

little boy power wheel plays wwwOOOOOOO

>>17498491
>fed talk
Actually that was earlier in the day and the market quickly faded that weak pump. Then Trump leaked rumors of more tax cuts coming, which usually would see a massive pump, but barely any reaction today.

The rally at the end of the day is suspected by many to be repositioning by large pension funds because this was the last trading day of the month.

>>17498203
You made my yearly salary in one day. Please tell me how to do the heckin stockerinos, anon.

MAN TRAVELED FROM EGYPT TO CANADA AND TESTED POSITIVE

>It's Over

EGYPT??? NIGGER WHAT????

>>17498465
I didn't vote cause I hated every option

how many times are the circuits going to ding on monday?

>>17498531
this literally means there is an outbreak in Egypt and we have no idea about it or where it is.

>>17498203
Damn dude that’s a lot of digits
Grats on being a richfag now

>>17498513

that s a interesting take, thanks for the insight

>>17498472
What the hell am I gonna do with all that money...

>>17498544

or in his plane, kek

>>17498538
Wrong answer.

>>17498544
not surprising
it seems to be all throughout the muslim world and most of those cunts do NOT have the resources available to test
theyre just sitting there with their fingers crossed

>>17498203
holy fuck that is SO MUCH money
LITERALLY HOW?????

>>17498203

>All these retards responding to this

You guys know how inspect element works right?

>>17498468

>>17498203
I gotta get into stonks kek

>>17498579
Finally a meme I can relate to

>>17498565
*and* on his plane
everyone who was on that flight is at extreme risk for being a "typhoid mary"

>>17498578
>>17498565
another worrying thing this implies is that the heat doesn't affect it.

thank you for the cheapies lads

>>17498582
I believe him. I made like 20% going all in against the market. It's not hard, anyone with a brain saw this coming.

>>17498544
Airports

>>17498203
/an/ here
I would literally do anything to have as much money as you rn
Do you like hapa twinks? Asking for a friend

>>17498613
Yikes. /smg/ is for white people only.

>>17498601
we already knew this since weeks ago when it broke out in shanghai, which is currently in the middle of """summer"""

>>17498214
Don't be a pussy and trade crypto. It's open all week long and they are always move somewhere in the daily.

>>17498613
why are there so many faggots on this site?
disgusting

>>17498628
forex this weekend is gonna make the shitcoin market look like its standing still

>>17498496
So you have to be a billionaire in order to not be poor? Impressive

>>17498633
i blame cuckime desu

>>17498611
Same

I made a cheeky 1k today off of a 2k investment

Literally only a total moron could have lost money today. Fuck Schwab btw they suck dick

>>17498191
Movie theaters and theme parks will open open back up again.
Fuck actually I think parks are 40% of their revenue. Add movies, yikes.

I kept one cheeky share, now it’s looking like RIP for my IRA. WE DIPPIN NOW FUTURE ME!!

>>17498181
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

>>17498496
less labor, and more pure, unadulterated stress

>>17498224
>encouraging its citizens to stay indoors for a month.
FUCK YOU NO FUCKKNG WAY

I should’ve added to my tiny EWJ short... not sure about SOXS

SVXY is gonna to take AAAAAAGES to give me my money at this rate.

>>17498639
Tell me about it, I got 12% gains in two days. FX's recent volatility is a godsend: the market had been stagnant for months.

>>17498203
Damn anon, nice gains. I don’t think I’ve ever even seen somebody as rich as you irl. You give me hope that someday I can make it and be a whale chad like you.

>>17498574
ruh roh.

>>17498673
hokkaido is not that important in terms of japans economy desu
its literally a snowy shithole this time of year

>>17498224
Futures aren't open and won't be until Sunday night.

>>17498526
>>17498531
>>17498544
not saying there couldn't be an outbreak in egypt but there's a lot that can happen between point a and point b when you travel

HOWEVER if Africa is indeed infected, how fucked are they?

Africa didn't exactly have resources to deal with Ebola and Corona is worse. Aren't they still battling Ebola in some places over there?

>set tmdx stop loss at 15.00
>it just hit it, then pumps again

t-thanks

>>17498254
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>>17498455
checked
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>>17498522
checked
>>17498555
checked
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>>17498685
thank you friends, we're all gonna make it

>>17498203
Fucking based
R*ddit btfo

who is the fucking nigger who posted that dudes gains to nu/pol/?
see why you dont do that?
look at all these fucking bums

>>17498583
the best counter to have sex is carry children

>>17498704
This map will tell you a little bit about how fucked they are. It's literally 100,000,000 people packed around a river.

>>17498628
i actually have some crypto, just in case

>>17498203
The only thing I regret about this week is not having a 6 digits figure to play with. I have to cope with only hundreds of dollars of profit and not thousands.

>>17498706
That was God punishing you for your lack of faith. Jk I sold at like 16.5 and rebought at 15.5, this last week raped them but I believe in the company long term after reading tmdx anons ranting and my own autistic research. I genuinely think you’ll recoup your losses soon

>>17498649
If I stay away from anime I should be okay. 2/3 is manageable.

>>17498717
FUCK OFF KIKE
>>17498203
I HOPE YOU BUY A NICE HOME TO RAISE YOUR WHITE CHILDREN IN. THAT IS A LOT OF MONEY. PUT IT TO GOOD USE.

>>17498730
and that's the super clean river they like to bathe in, is it not?

although i was thinking more about how fucked central africa would be from corona. egypt is civilized compared to those places.

and this time the west will be busy dealing with corona on their own soils so no foreign aid like with ebola

>>17498413
This is actually fucking alarming and I wish I wasn’t more than 35% cash but at least I got my SOXS pilled
>>17498380
SIPs pilled
>>17498357
Lives a life of resentment where the sky is always falling pilled
>>17498353
Ayyyyyylmao pilled
>>17498322
Fugggggg :DDDDD pilled

/smg/ literally becoming another branch of /cvg/ lmao

What's a good amount of funds to start out with? Is 2k decent?

>>17498293
>>17498307
heh, don't mind if i do...

>>17498203
Ok, I’m opening a TD account tomorrow. Fuck me, I can’t believe I missed out on that level of insane gains.

When will the next big movement happen, /biz/bros? Help an /o/ligarch out plsu.

>>17498794
BASED kroger

>>17498717
kek more dumb money going to be dumped into the market

>>17498673
Sorry misread it, the declaration was declared today and they want them to stay indoors till march 19th.
Have your heard of EWV it is a 2x leveraged short of the MSCI Japan etf.

first time on the board, i just want to take advantage of the current situation. is this a good idea?

>>17498704
>HOWEVER if Africa is indeed infected, how fucked are they?
nigeria has had at least one confirmed case last i looked
got it from italy iirc

the folks that get it will be MUCH more likely to die, as even regular people have a 1 in 5 chance of needing hospitalization
theres very little in the way of healthcare, no organizations to deal with pandemics (tho arguably, the ones the rest of the world have, have proved entirely inept, so whats the diff?), and no one, from the govt, to the peasants, have much/any money

that said, africa is MUCH more spread out than the first world. and very few go there for vacation. nor is there any EU style open borders and trains/planes that connect them all.
id say that an obscure village in africa is FAR less likely to be at risk of infection than basically anywhere else in the world
imo, the places that get hit will be hit fucking HARD, but the others probably wont even know its happening

if you wanna see what theyre saying about it, check nairaland. its the largest nigerian forum

>>17498794
stores need to start limiting purchases of a single product per customer so 100 guys can't buy 2 years worth of supplies and everybody else get nothing

>>17498203
What did you do exactly?

>>17498203
Holy shit that’s a lot of shekels
Nobody in this thread probably has half of what this kang does lmao

>>17498827
ok commie

>>17498688
Oh.
Well I’m likely going to get hurt either way. I should take some positions off but as long as I sell when numbers go up for some and sell when they go up for the others I’ll be okay I hope.

Have you ever been?
Is that where those monkeys that aren’t afraid of and fuck with humans are?

>>17498782
I didn't say the river wasn't clean it's more to do with population density which will make it spread at an accelerated rate their.

>>17498814
thats all well and good, sure
it just turns the thread into a shitshow, with literal 12yo edgelords screaming about kikes and niggers and other irrelevant shit.
not my cuppa
especially not when something actually interesting and worth discussing is happening

>>17498824
On the flip side don't forget China's Belt and Road initiative. Where they were literally shipping out their Chincels to find African wives and bring money to the Chinese state. There is a probability that they may have shipped someone overseas already who was infected before the shutdown of the country.

The /Covid-19/ has spread to the world and now /pol/ fags have spread to here cuz someone might have actually made few sheckles. Fucking contain this shit before this becomes worse a worse pandemic than the actual disease.

Bros. I'm Chinese.
How do I know if I have the virus?

>>17498203
Nice dude, that’s like 50k less for the kikes to poison our country with.

I’m proud of you.

>>17498877
If you eat raw bats and live you are good

>>17498878
Go back to /pol/ and stay poor

>>17498873
Kys nigger
>>17498848
Kys kike I’m probably older than you
>>17498203
Any advice? Any resources I can learn from? That’s a loooooooot of $$$$$!

>>17498877
sneeze on someone smaller and weaker than you then see if they get sick

>>17498583
Out of curoisity did you take that from an smg thread or another board?>>17498649
o no
is every porn addicted and mentally ill Rothschild jew who watches anime condemned to be a tranny? What if I don’t want to be a tranny?
>>17498801
What the fuck book did you give her!!?

>>17498775
I can't wait for your inevitable Wizard's Duel with Baggy.
>>17498788
Fuck you and your digits
>>17498801
Next week. Buy SNSS
>>17498877
When you get sick, I should think

>>17498824
i dunno, don't these remote villages all go to the same water hole? probably trade with each other, maybe meet up during mammoth hunts.

is there even awareness about corona in africa?

i'd imagine people with a strong body walking around sneezing and coughing like crazy without giving it a second thought, and they themselves are so strong they just think it's a cold, and they will survive, but all the young/old/weak people will die from it later. feels like it can spread like wildfire

also what about the climate? maybe the virus thrives in a hot, moist climate and stay for days in water. maybe mosquitoes can carry the virus. all the data we have is from china's climate and can we even trust that (since it's from china).

>>17498913
i took it from /sp/

aaCHOO

>>17498905
>new fagging this hard

>>17498203
Fight the good fight
I hope more of our folk can generate huge amounts of wealth like you brother

How many of you guys bought AAL with me before the market closed? I'm in at the high 19's and high 18's. Gonna smash this gravy plane straight into Corona chan's pussy.

>multiple threads all going at once during market hours cause newfags and tripniggers want to make the new thread as soon as possible making it a headache to browse all of them at once cause you guys are faggots who won't delete your general even when you werent first
>now an influx of pol faggots over one good play which one of you faggots decided to cross post to pol
this general is fucking ruined. fuck this shit I want to rewind till when it was just a small community of people posting everyday and giving each other advice, not fucking tripfag hell . Also fuck SNSS ANON he's a literal stock twits shill named Turtlespear and weedbrahski isnt even the same guy who initially posted all the weed pepes it is some faggot who took advantage of people asking where he went to troll people and all of you faggoty fucks kept feeding him instead of ignoring and filtering him
IM DONE WITH THIS CANCER RIDDEN GENERAL

Dubs decide what I invest my 54 neetbux into.

>>17498844
may you and all who think alike die first from starvation

Fuck off, newfags. You retards can't figure out anything for yourself and you're are not going to make it. Go play your lottery tickets.

>>17498938
The best meme for elementary chink kids. I'll never forget this shit lol.

>>17498960
TMDX.

>>17498959
Gee, sorry for trying to make you some money, faggot. Hope you got a nice comfy corner to cry in.

>>17498847
no ive never been but it looks very pretty
also, fun fact:
the entire island is infested with hemp, and thus, extremely low quality weed

>>17498858
VERY good point
i cant believe im retarded enough to not have thought of that yet
i suppose i wasnt really that concerned with an outbreak in africa, so i didnt spend any time thinking about it.

>>17498878
the pump today was literally on the backs of the most archkikes of kikes:
the plunge protection team
the best the federal reserve has got
youre not gonna make it with this childish, overly simplistic view of the world

if i had a buck for every time ive seen some nu/pol/ faggot come on here and blow up because he was betting against things he didnt like, id be well ahead of that guy
reality is much more complex than the agitprop shills that you listen to daily make it out to be

>>17498841
There's a TA chad that told people to long ACB when it came down to 1.40-1.80, he showed his position on that trade alone as proof and it was $115k AND he made it out with like 40%. So we have some big boys in here, they are not as active as the autists in here now though

>>17498960
SNSS

>>17498849
i was just joking, was thinking of those "holy" rivers that certainly are not clean but people bathe in them anyway. more of an indian thing i guess.

holy shit, can you imagine corona in india? now that's a filthy country, maybe even worse than china. they would be fucked, especially with the population density

>>17498959
Agreed. The newfags had five (5) threads up at once. They were making them at 190 fucking posts.

FUCK TRIPFAGS
FUCK NAMEFAGS
FUCK NEWFAGS

so is now the time to buy?

>>17498963
ok coomie

>>17498788
/smg/ is always different friday evening to monday morning

>CHINESE COMPOSITE PMI (FEB) ACTUAL: 28.9 VS 53.0 PREVIOUS
>CHINA MANUFACTURING PMI (FEB) ACTUAL: 35.7 VS 50.0 PREVIOUS; EST 46.0
>CHINA NON-MANUFACTURING PMI (FEB) ACTUAL: 29.6 VS 54.1 PREVIOUS

OUCH

>>17498995
>tfw have to wait until Monday
i should've bought at .7, but i really was not expecting that retarded pump

>>17498960
Magic the Gathering: First Edition cards

>>17498155

they are still studying to see how much time a person stays immune to corona

if it s like other types where you get a even worse strain it s going to be something else

hell, if it s only months/month immunity since there s already people who had it twice in japan it'll be real bad

imagine a outbreak of that with silent carriers?

>>17498959
kill yourself boomer

>>17499021
This is certainly justification for any global easing agreement between central banks.

>>17498960
give me money

>>17498203
Nice dude. What app is that? Is it true Robinhood trades against you? I just can’t from Reddit so forgive my dumb questions please lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kILL-maWoJw&feature=emb_title

New Washington case, "school age adolescent". Has NO TRAVEL HISTORY

>>17498998
Tfw they’re always here lurking
That’s the company you actually keep, never be fooled by the loudest voices in the room lest you find yourself Mitt Romney’d: on top of a game when you hate the players

GET OFF MY GENERAL NEW FAGS IF YOU WANT TO MAKE QUICK EASY MONEY GO BUY STINKY LINKIES AND HODL LIKE THE REST OF THE BOARD

>>17498998
at this point, were definitely active enough to have our own board
the fact that we have to share it with cryptards is, frankly, insulting
they cant meme for shit, bite obvious bait, and always come by asking the same 4 or 5 questions once they realize that long options exist

sure, any stocktalk place on the web is gonna have pajeets and bots shilling fucking garbage. that comes with the territory.
but the fact that we have to deal with not only stock pajeets, but shitcoin pajeets is fucking bullshit imo

>>17498203
I have nothing to add other than to say that wow that is a lot of money, you’re rich now lel

>>17498959
Bro if you don’t see movies in theatres because you prefer to save money you do not get what you deserve I guess.

Yeah fuck that poltramny btw

>>17499003
no
this past week was
bow is the time to rejoice in our looming profits and decide on what color maclarane to buy

>>17499060
Now 2 cases in Washington, the second case is a 50 y/o woman who recently traveled to South Korea

>>17499060

now this is what i'm talking about, hype

>>17499070
I made most of my seed capital from LINK lol.

>>17499082
Pol deserves there own Chan. Someone get on that. They have got to be the most active nonporagraohic board.

I got into AMD, SQ, and WORK at 3 PM, made more than15%, and they all continued to spike up after hours. I'm still scared about holding options over the weekend.

>>17498972
what's up with that magical invisible square around him that doesn't show up in your browser tho

FUCK FUCK TWO NEW CASES NO TRAVEL HISTORY IN OREGON AND WASHINGTON
ONE IS A SCHOOL JANITOR AND THE OTHER WAS A STUDENT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>17498272

Well, that nigger certainly got btfo lol

>>17499136
cia steganography

I’m not even memeing

>>17499121

you sure should be

futures green

we don t know if monday there'll be a rally or a red day

i went with a reverse index, hoping bernie day helps with the week

>WASHINGTON STATE REPORTS 1 NEW CASE OF CORONAVIRUS

ITS SPREADING SELL EVERYTHING FUCK

>>17498203
put me in the screencap boys

>>17499142
That's now the 4th case of local community spread in the USA.

Solano County, CA
Santa Clara County, CA
Washington County, OR
Snohomish County, WA

>>17499024
You'll probably have some time before the Cowan presentation where it will be below $1. I can't be certain of that, but probably.

>>17498998
come back old /b/
fuck chinkmoot for lowering the filesize limit for no reason

>>17498277
Investors usually don’t go to precious metals first. They usually sit on a pile of cash if they think they can buy stocks for cheaper. So your gold stocks may go down more but if you have patience; you should be fine.

>>17499156
Futures are not open.

>>17499182
>1 post by this ID
and you're asking to be put in a screencap you redditnigger get the FUCK out of our thread

>>17499187
Weee going to NorCal boys
Sure would be a shame if I went back to school on Monday with a ... bit of a coof heh heh

>>17498717
aye.

close this shit up, its over now

>>17499213
Don’t put this newfag in the screencap
>>17498203
Please put me in the screencap UwU

>>17499203
anyone who thinks that end-of-day pump was organic is kidding themselves.

my TD AMERITRADE app tried to bounce notifiy me some super optimistic article about how the markets were bouncing back.

12% DROP on monday. screen cap this.

>>17499220
>Teenager in my thread
Yikes & cringe.

>>17498279
This is why I'm hanging on to my shorts over the weekend. It's almost impossible for there to be nothing but corona news with shit about to go exponential just like in every other country that's started to go through it. We could be looking at over 1000 confirmed US cases by Monday night.

As someone who doesn't do their own taxes, what does a $1000 capital loss (had been wanting to dump stuff for months and finally did so, 5 days late) actually do for me come tax time? 12 more bucks in my tax return?

>>17499251
>he hadn’t been posting here since he was underage b&
ngmi brah

>>17499247

I hope I get wuflu and die

Can't wait till these numbers have some zeros on them bros. Just a matter of time

how about u actually profit of the corona virus?
buy $nCoV (coronacoin) for an ez 3x because of https://www.reuters.com/article/china-health-crypto-currency/coronacoin-crypto-developers-seize-on-coronavirus-for-new-morbid-token-idUSL2N2AS1MN which will hit the entire MSM this weekend, you've been warned frens

>>17499190
based and oldfag pilled btw

>>17499282
you whore.

>>17499060
hey where did mankind find all these cool-as-a-cucumber healthcare leaders who are talking calmly and pragmatically?

they make me look like shit.

>>17499317
no ones falling for your scam ranjesh get the fuck out

is it too late to buy puts?

>>17499292
>tfw you'll be recorded in the statistics forever as the first person to die from in your country

at least you won't be forgotten

>>17499348
Yeah, I lost money today because of the FED

>>17499348
No, buy at the next peak

>>17498224
>Hokaido just declared a state of emergency and is encouraging its citizens to stay indoors for a month.
For a month. So will the government give all citizens money for the month. Of the answer is no this will like not work at all especially if businesses will fire you.

Anyone have that twitter screenshot of the thot asking for stock tips? I want to send it to a friend who's asking why the market is crashing.

>>17499121
You done fucked up lad. Rip

Newfags and teenagers, leave this place start preparing. Don't worry about stocks, your life is more important.

>>17499369
Here you go, anon.

>>17499121
monday bloodbath.
black monday 1987 saw a 22% drop.
i think we might actually give that a run for its money.

Oregon and Washington state are discovering infections as fast as they can test for them.

>>17499189
when is that?

>>17499380
kek that guy is too fat to be an attending physician and he would be able to afford a higher class weapon than a sig and also that is clearly a fake id card

is this the shit tier larp that zoomers get radicalized on /x/ by these days?

>>17498214
I grateful for it this time. Market needs to settle down and think about what it did.

>>17499382
much obliged!

>>17499407
>kek that guy is too fat to be an attending physician
nice one sherlocke

>>17499382
shiiiiiet
true sell signal if i've ever seen one

Hey what is everyone doing on Monday? Are you opening more puts or are you comfy as is?

>>17499373
Why tho? AMD has gotten beaten down worst than anything for no reason, WORK is up 1% on the week and should have a strong run up to earnings, and SQ has been great especially compared to comparable names. Unless people start dying I don't think I fucked up.

>>17499380
That is 100% a glowie fishing for nutcases
>t. Don’t worry about how I know ;)

>>17499397
>monday bloodbath.
>black monday 1987 saw a 22% drop.
>i think we might actually give that a run for its money.
Bullshit. Also circuit breakers.

>>17499380
I already have 5 weeks of food and water, extra toilet paper, trash bags, 2 gallons of good liquor, a bunch of emergency medicine including codeine and antivirals. I'm good, anon. BTW if you are in the USA, it is legal to order codeine from, say, Vietnam. It is not legal for them to ship it to you, but if customs finds it, they can't charge you for ordering it, since it is technically only illegal to sell it in the USA without a prescription.

>>17499427
I've been in healthcare for 9 years now and I have never once seen a fat Attending. Medics, RTs, RNs, PAs, Residents? Yep. Fellows? Maybe 1. Attendings? 0.

>>17499448
how are you on firearms?

SUNDAYYY BLOODY MONDAYYYY

>>17499251
Why would you assume school isn’t trade, uni, college, post grad, etc.?

>>17499455
irrefutable /tip

are you guys ready for this RIPPERONI come monday morning?

>he didn't buy the dip

How ded is the market now


-40%?

>Confirmed cases of local community spread in the US quintupled today

>>17499407
I hate unconvincing LARPs more than anything, I don't even know why these people bother. He said there are already 8,000,000 people with Corona virus in US.
>>17499470
Most people would just say university or college for clarity and to look more mature. He's a high school student and we have enough people here playing around with a few hundred dollars and shitposting too much about it.

>>17499438
okay fine circuit breakers.
but if they are triggered in the first 10 minutes of trading several days in a row then that counts.

>>17499487
Got SQQQ puts for June

Bring me money, big bull

kek, 20 years ago the citizen would be appalled and wouldn't have anything to do with shit that tracked them day by day. Today, shit tracks your every move, records everything you utter, keeps tabs on what you eat,etc and no one bats an eye.

>>17499502
Top to bottom of this leg down on the S&P was 15.5%. 13% as of close.

>>17499505

god damn i miss red eye. shit was too good for fox

>>17499464
Can't legally own them, but I have 2 crossbows, an air rifle, a ton of ammo for all of them, throwing weapons, and several melee weapons.

Blood Red Monday incoming

WHY DOES MY HEART FEEL SO BAD, /SMG/?

>>17499529
look into black powder weapons.

a lot of states cap and ball revolvers aren't considered firearms, you can have them straight ship it to your door.

Well? Do you?

>>17499561
Close your door when you play this game

>>17499529
What criminal act did you commit?

>>17499561

>>17499535
Stress. Go jerk off.

>>17499530
does anyone have the let the bodies hit the floor chan?

>>17499561
nah man
sex is for pussies

>>17499507
Nice try moshi
Kill yourself
We all know the intection rate is sky high
It’s only a matter of time now until your Jew lies crumble

>>17499529
A Euro eh?
Have you considered adapting a water gun to be a flamethrower? Fire is your friend.

>>17499529
THIS TRIPNIGGER IS A FELON
YOURE TAKING STOCK ADVICE FROM A TRANNY FELON
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>17499529
Or he was commited and can’t own one because he has a severe mental illness
This is rich
Oh my god
This is fucking gold

>>17499429

will stay in a confy reverse index

not confident enough for puts

thou i have to say it s tempting to put one after bernieday

>>17499589
8,000,000 people in the US having Coronavirus would mean that practically everyone else would get it within a few days. Go back to your LARP thread.

>>17499623
If you haven’t attempted suicide get the fuck back to plebbit

>>17499547
I have considered it
>>17499571
Knocked over a convenience store when I was very young
>>17499596
No, American, just a felon
>>17499608
A criminal act 16 years ago does not preclude me from being capable of analyzing biotechnology, and where the fuck is this tranny bullshit coming from? Sad!
>>17499623
Nope, felon.

>>17499663

>>17499633
i did puts last thursday with like $800 and then i kept doubling down now i'm at $16,000.
that initial $800 was a fraction of my roll.

puts are risky, but the payoff can be huge and you can just go in with a small buy.

i unironically believe the "bottom" will be in when we start seeing "RIP Grandma" posts on facebook. once you see that and a bunch of people commenting with sympathy, then buy a fuck ton of calls because the S&P is about to PAMP back above 2k.

>>17499663
Armslist is your friend
Fuck the police

thinking of stocking up tomorrow. what should I buy? rice?

>>17499682
That's fair.
>>17499688
... I'm interested, what is Armslist?

>>17499694
like craigslist but for guns

>>17499692
Canned goods, OTC medicines, toilet paper, bottled water, dry noodles, sauces and seasonings, trash bags, and booze.

>>17499663
THIS NIGGA CANT EVEN VOTE
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

Ok, I might have thought you had some useful information at one point but this settles it, I’m filtering you.

Enjoy your life as a second class citizen, hope you don’t end up in jail again like 43% of your felon friends

>>17499688
i just got a huge /k/ boner with that take down

FRESH BREAD
>>17499716
>>17499716
>>17499716
>>17499716
GET YOUR FRESH BREAD HERE
>>17499716
>>17499716
>>17499716
>>17499716
FRESHLY BAKED

>>17499708
Now I am VERY interested

>>17499711
My whole neighbourhood is old people. Maybe once they coof out I can just sneak in with the coroner and get supplies from them.

>>17499684
AW LADS SHES FIT. SHES FOOKIN FIT YEAH. OW SHED GET DID, SHED DEFINITELY GET IT YOKNOWWHATIMEAN YEAH? SHES A RIGHT PROPER SLAG YEAH

>>17499694
Can’t wait to show this to my brother in the ATF kek

>>17499688
>>17499718

i have a feeling this is staged

>>17499717
Yes I can. Regained my voting rights years ago. Voted in the 2012 election. Were you unaware that felons who don't commit more crimes can gain their rights back?

>>17499688
The net is a nice touch.

>>17499505
that one at the elementary school is going to be bad
kids are filthier than any wetmarket
i listened to that press conference
literally
>wash ur hands
>stay home if ur feeling sick
>remember to get ur flushot
>closing the school for only 5 days
>all children and other employees were sent home, and are not quarantined

ive been watching yuro govts make this same exact mistake for the last week, and look at em now. basically doubling every other day
and thats with muh free healthcare
now add in the fact that theres going to be so many uninsured people here that willl be more afraid of the hospital bill than death

CCP went full-on martial law and still havent been able to contain it, due to how slowly and stealthily it spreads
this could get bad in a couple weeks
the mistake that the CDC and WHO made was not taking this seriously because it moves like a sloth. now their production output has slowed to a crawl.
thats the same mistake a lot of traders (ITT and otherwise) have made.

no one needs to go liquidate their fucking 401k to buy ammo, nor anything else retarded, but we should all be keeping an eye on how this develops in the next few weeks.
watch china now and compare it with the US 2 months from now
watch japan/shanghai and korea now and compare it with US a month from now
watch europe and compare it with a week from now
but most importantly (in terms of trading at least) keep an eye on chinese production and if it stays this low for an extended amount of time, hedge yo shit niggas

>>17499577

>>17499684

i sure hope so, but i think we'll have a crab week, then another bleed if corona hits the hundreds in the us

>>17499688
did they put a hood on him using a kind of net on a pole?

>>17499749
kinda doubt it but maybe. the video is at least endorsed by the government. china usually do these videos and allow them to spread to keep people in line.

>>17499893
>did they put a hood on him using a kind of net on a pole?
nvmnd now i see the guy that put the hood on him. then the net was just silly (guess it works though, maybe it isn't a net but plastic so that the guy can't breathe, making it easier for the others to grab him).

>>17498203
This fag reposted my shit. I didn't post that. Proofs here.

>>17498838
>>17498905
I bought 26 SPY puts at 310$, and 180 VIXY calls at 15$. The SPY puts were bought at 4.43 per contract on 2/26, and the VIXY calls were bought at 1.6 per contract on 2/25. I sold both of them today about 20 minutes before the market closed, and about 10 minutes before that insane spike that happened.
I liquidated about 80% of my stocks (most at a profit, as I was long AMD and Nvidia, though I lost a few hundred on TSLA and DBX) to get the cash to buy those puts and calls.

>>17499059
TD Ameritrade

>>17498508
Can you give me the link to the /pol/ thread?

>>17500167
:O

>>17500240
Don't forget us little people when you make it.

>>17500240
Forgot to mention, I sold the SPY at 21.60 per contract, and the VIXY at 5.50 per contract. This netted me about 155k, though if you account for cost of the contracts, it was about 110k total profit.
These were literally by first options ever. I had to apply for them just a week ago, the day before I bought my first contracts. Simple put, I saw the bottom was going to fall out of the market, and I bought puts. I was learning most of it as I went. I had no idea what a buy to open vs buy to close was, for instance. I just used Investopedia to look all that shit up, basically. I've learned a LOT in the last two weeks, that's for sure.
That means anyone can do it, just do your reading, do your homework, understand the dangers of shit like margin, and don't go full fucking retard when it comes to profits. I could have held over the weekend and maybe made ever more on monday, but what if the market spiked up? Not worth losing all that profit for.
I'm not smart, I'm not special, and I've put money into this account for near 5 years now, 5k at a time. So if that's the kind of money you've got to work with, you can definitely do well if you're careful, do your research before getting into a position, and pay close attention to the market. One good thing I've learned (and am still learning, because I'm a total newbie when it comes to watching the markets so closely) is stuff like head and shoulders patterns and the like. You can really get a feel for how the market is moving during the day if you can detect patterns like these.
Most importantly, communities, even ones like 4chan or reddit, are useful for getting mass consensus as to which way the market is likely to move. I was glued to various forums over these last two weeks to track sentiment. It was fucking exhausting, honestly. I'm glad its over for now.