/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17491784
china had to stop everything for 3 months. Q2 2020 is going to be rough for america by the end of summer though :D it should be relatively back to normal.

>>17491784
Yes unironically. This is great it’s hitting its peak during spring break too

>>17491811
>>17491812
what about EU?

>>17491784
Unis will get hit the hardest. Thousands of young ppl in a 2-3 mile radius, risking health to go to class because of exams like you said. Also spring break coming up, so students will travel to cites and airports. We are fucked.

>>17491784
who is this?

>>17491847
Alicia Schmidt

>>17491784
how does take home exam sound?

>>17491784
>how bad will the pandemic actually get?

haven't you realized yet that this "pandemic" is just a media coverup so the big boys can anally destroy retail investors without any of the bad publicity?

Corona Virus deathreat it literally negligible unless you're like 60+

>>17491847

>>17491862
That would unironically be useless, all students will cheat.

>>17491784
imagine having a girl like this love you, begging for your cock in her perfect body and throwing herself at you because she likes you so much.

>>17491784
it can end society. ill put my guess out
50%-bad flu, supoly chain/economy shock, quite a few dead but recovery, maybe becomes seasonal
35% bad flu but spread cant be stopped, wuhan worldwide for a bit, massive Econony hit but recoverable. tons dead
14% mutatuin causing millions dead. effective modern dark age
1% extinction level event

>>17491882
hey don't blame him, she's cute. She reminds me of the girl who hit on me during junior highschool. I rejected her because I wanted to be a priest. Fuck

>>17491784
As I understand it most experts think things will get pretty bad.

In general Asians are most susceptible or at least most likely to die and since they make up a large portion of university students I’m guessing they’ll either do exams remotely or cancel.

Also likely to be infected are socially flirtful roastie thots like in your photo, who parade about in public with much exposed skin for viruses and bacteria to land on and who’s general hygiene runs toward uncleanliness anyway.

In candor, we are better off without both of the above groups.

>>17491833
fuck the EU

>>17491917
Nah switch numbers of 1 and 2

>>17491904
i mean its nice but its no end all
be all. shit gets old like everything else.

>>17491925
This. Roasties need to be constantly entertained, which is why they need to travel or roast it up with new guys on tinder every other day to keep their undersized goldfish brains stimulated. This virus should cull roasties and instagram thots

>>17491882
nice results fag

>>17491959
This

>>17491959
This. Give it 5 years, she will get cuntier, more demanding, uglier, fatter and be milking you for every spare dollar. Cant imagine how much it would cost to keep the bitch entertained.

>>17491959
absolutely
im so sick of having to fuck every single day
shit gets repetitive
i just want to play vidya and not talk to anyone for like a week
im basically forced to fuck my 8/10 wife daily

>>17491895
>all students will cheat
>implying universities care if students cheat in 2020

>>17492096
honestly just play vidya while fucking

>>17492102
redpill me on that

>>17491959
maybe so, but given the opportunity, I would forcefully breed her

>>17492096
nice bait

Business interruption is going to be a huge issue also. Either from closings of offices, or because of a lot of people sick at home with this thing even if they don't die.

>>17491865
Nobody here is worried about dying. We're worried about what happens to our infrastructure when its overloaded with panicked infected people. The logistics of burying all of our elderly alone is a mind bogglingly huge task, casually writing it off as a boomer disease is foolish.

>>17491959
yeah i know anon. im not even a virgin faggot or anything, my gf is kinda good looking but i will never experience 10/10 girls thirsting over my cock. it will never get old for me because it will never happen at all.

>>17492178
nothing really matters,
anyone can see,
nothing really matters,
nothing really matters
to me

>>17491784
Hardly anyone will actually die. The damage will be caused by fear and the resulting overreacting. which is exactly what THEY want.

What are grocery stores going to be like this weekend? You think people will be buying up survival shit like it's a hurricane?

>>17492163
its not bait dude... its actual reality.

>>17492638
I believe you anon. My gfs vagina is kinda loose. She is very good looking but she gets very wet and she isn't super tight, so it's kinda hard to cum with penetration. I'd rather jerk off or get blown. She is otherwise cool but I'd rather bang less often desu, I think it would be more special. When I was single I didn't even jerk off as much as we fuck.

As of right now I'm just not that worried, this shit isn't spreading that fast, and of those infected less than 1% have died, while on the flipside Over a third, almost a half of those infected have recovered. Turn of the fucking tv and unplug a bit, live your life, if you're going to die from this shit you can't stop it. It's a fucking dice roll in your favor.

>>17492120
>foreign students cheat
>average scores rise up
>they raise requirements since everyone is doing so well
>make it seem like they are prestigious
>charge more up the ass

>>17492677
i hear ya bro
its basically because my wife is insecure and thinks im gonna leave her for other women even tho im not interested in any of that shit. she has some preconceived notion that i was some kind of player (im not).... so she seeks validation in having sex daily. Its good to an extent - but i need a break bro.

>>17492734
makes sense

>>17491784
for people who travel and party and meet friends and have myne sex will be very bad
the incels win this time big time

>>17491925
>likely to be infected are socially flirtful roastie thots
YES. IMAGINE ALL THE ROASTIES AND "ALPHAS" AND CHADS" DEAD BY 2021
TAKE THAT YOU FILTHY DEGENERATES

>>17492051
use yandex retard
https://yandex.com/images/

>>17491784
>sex havers are nothing special. there are literally billions of them and like them. none like me. i have god's mind. am god. they are all ants to me

>>17493583
>sex havers are nothing special. there are literally billions of them and like them. none like me. i have god's mind. am god. they are all ants to me

>>17491784
I thought we lived in the age of technology?

Why do you have to go to a physical place to learn?
Why can't you just do it from home via videoconferencing?

People were suppose to work smarter, not harder

>>17491784
The corona virus is blown out of proportion. It's the fastest spreading virus we've had in a while, since the outbreak started in the world's largest exporting country. And that SOUNDS scary, but it's not severe. The effects of it have been relatively minimal. Death rates aren't particularly high for an outbreak, and most deaths come from people and places who don't have access to decent healthcare, like the middle of bumfuck China or refugees in Europe. I don't understand why the western world is freaking out about it so hard to the point that the economy is in the shitter.

Compare it to swine flu, and its infection rate is nothing. Compare it to ebola, and it's death rate looks like a trip to disneyland. Remember how little those two impacted your life back when they happened? Coronavirus is EVEN LESS impactful.

>>17491865
Good luck when 15% of the people get severe pneumonia at the same moment

>>17492719
Imagine believing the Chinese stats.
You sweet summerfag

>>17491784
Not a pandemic. The west has the medical infrastructure to deal with the virus, as long as we're actually competent about it

>>17493869
Bro there is a shortage of medical supplies. Offices are closing here.

>>17494287
There have only been, what, 60 cases in the US so far? The over three quarters of which came from non-Americans on a cruise who have been sent back to their country. The shortages are purely due to panic.

>>17492051
>249x201
>he quite literally reverse searched the thumbnail not the image
You execrable thick cunt

>>17492178
>burying all of our elderly alone is a mind bogglingly huge task
Fuck the elderly. Those faggots had their run. Tired of my country being ran by people who don't even know what a graphics card is.

They will just have have classes and exams telematicaly
t.my gf Is prof at uni in northern italy

>>17491784
>>17491784
>>17491784

It will get really bad OP, its why $nCoV (corona.token) will moon; buy $nCoV before the normies flood in during the weekend! This was just released:

https://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2020/02/28/technology/28reuters-china-health-crypto-currency.html

corona(oneword)token(d0t)org

YW fren

>>17492051
>not learning korean for this exact reason
retard

>>17491811
>implying is working

>>17491811
I need shit at discount but this is one big shill
so far
corona 2.800 deaths
seasonal flu 77.000 deaths

>>17494424
EU fag

>>17491784

is coffee good for you?

>>17491959
>i mean its nice but its no end all
>be all. shit gets old like everything else.

so she has a pretty face but shes flat as a surfboard, but then again I like thicc qts

>>17495761
Saw "bro" and assumed American. Germany is #2 in the EU for Coronavirus cases and still only has ~60. Italy is hit disproportionately hard because of increased incoming global travel for lent and more refugees than many western European nations.

>>17492719
>less than 1% have died
posts image showing a 3.4% death toll with possibility (probability) of further rise in that % as the unknown outcome for the remaining 44417 gets resolved.
Just sayin'

>>17492719
>Over a third, almost a half of those infected have recovered
whee-hey no issue then... that's only 66% not recovered then? you like gambling don't you - i know you... you buy funfair, iota, and other sure bet cryptos!

read this
https://twitter.com/Alicia_Smith19/status/1233427141838229506

>>17491784
It's gonna make smallpox and the black death look like a fucking joke.

>>17497025

>>17495757
Reminder that the average flu season in china kills sub 200 people. Corona killed 2 thousand

>>17492620
Long COSTCO.

Ontario Health minister said good to have at least one week supplies in case of full social shutdown And possible power outages.

>let ai run our damn utilities!!