/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17489137
BULLKEKS BTFO

>GME
WTF?
Why is this green? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

When is everyone planning to sell their APT puts?

>>17489137
>OP is still repeated the same links
nice job

markets DOWN
SPXS UP

I pulled out 90% but left the rest in SPCE and SNSS

Bear meet up party at Panda Express

FUCK BATS
FUCK CHINA
FUCK BEARS
FUCK MEXICO
FUCK GLOBALISM
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK JEW YORK CITY
FUCK NOT BUYING THE DIP

>>17489170
yeah i fucked it up.... somebody who gives a fuck can fix it.

>tfw finally made some money this week
I'm getting the Alpha Pro Tech crash engraved on a plaque and hanging it on my wall.

Bearbros, I've had a good week. Time to splurge out on some panda express combo plate, Half and half sides with orange chicken and chicken teriyaki.

Would get egg rolls but those are a high margin item so I'm passing. Time to really indulge from this weeks gains.

>>17489159
I went over this in a thread yesterday
> On paper it's worth $9/share
> It's short float is literally illegal
> Shit ton of cash on hand
Bankruptcy is essentially impossible for at least 2 years, and a short squeeze is imminent.

>>17489191
Fucked up your finances too tripfag. Hopefully, you have to sell your computer

It's just a bear trap, we're going back up

...
...
...savanon...
...
...
...Pendy...
...
...

What do you guys think about preferred stocks? Should they be viewed as a more safe investment in times of need such as this time? I am looking at VOW3 namely, really high yield for euro and not the worst company at all.

lol these threads are like a /sp/ champions league final where I'm the ground and reading the shitty stream reactions.

>>17489208
>he doesn't buy authentic hunan

Disgraceful

Jesus Christ are they going to keep APT halted for the rest of the day? Give me my fucking money, I'll easily wait a fucking month if I have to.

>>17489208
im not going to lie, that shit looks disgusting.

>>17489223
where is college broke boi????? haven't seen in in these threads

*SNAP*

>Opened put on SPX
>Stop Loss set at 50%
>Dead cat bounce of 10 minutes ago dropped my put by 51% before immediately rebounding

I hate my fucking life

>>17489137
BASED BAGGIE STILL KICKING IT OLDSCHOOL

>>17488855
even if that was true (for many bigger whales it is not though) it completely ignores options traders and their impact on daily price movement. many day traders cut loose all options by 11 or so that they opened in the morning/at open, and then a much much larger wave at the end of the day )after 3:50) when many NEED to sell their options before closing bell, regardless of any profit/loss that option currently has

these both dramatically alter the rates of price movement at oddly specific hours

>>17488963
its the brokerage firms you should be salty about
or the SEC (but who could possibly need more reasons to hate them)

>>17489010
past results are not a guarantee of future results

>>17489208
How about you hit the gym and do some deadlift reps instead of eating this disgusting dog meat shit?

>>17489211
> On paper it's worth $9/share
It's the book value. It's literally old video games.
> It's short float is literally illegal
It's not.
Short 100% of float. => Company buys back => short float >100%
> Shit ton of cash on hand
Most of their cash is a credit revolver. Most of their cash is potential debt. They still have 400mio normal debt.

>somehow still barely in the green thanks to SPCE

>>17489237
Is it to late to short?

>>17489223
>...Pendy...
I made $100 off Galt when it was in the 5$ range. He was so passionate about this stock lol.

This post is for all you salty mousy fucks calling us degenerates while our puts make us rich as hell.

>>17489211
>literally illegal

How does this work?

>>17489242
Thats because your like a 125lb beta fag

>>17489271
Yeah it's in fucking freefall right now, you'd be better off waiting until it hits bottom and buying a call because it will certainly rebound I think (unless it gets delisted lmao)

>>17489159
>Ton of cash
>Low debt
>Profits will explode when zoomers trade in their consoles for new ones and turn in their used games
>Short leases allow them to quickly close down under-performing stores
>95% of stores are EBITDA positive (even with the recently bad numbers)
>new store design is capitalizing on growth of e-sports, tabletop games, etc...

The company has a bright future as long as they can refinance their debt.

>>17489137
FUCK YOUR RETIREMENT BOOMER
GIMME THOSE STOCKS
COMING FOR YOUR HOUSE TOO IN A YEAR WHEN THAT BUBBLE POPS TOO
THATLL LEARN YA TO FUCK WITH MONETARY POLICY TO TRY TO GAME THE SYSTEM AT THE EXPENSE OF EVERYONE ELSE
WE PRESIDENT NOW

>>17489137
wtf my puts got killed by that bounce.

>>17489275
why hasn't he been posting did he died

>>17489300
>>17489264

>dow loses 3000 points in a week
>the stocks i want to buy hardly move

why is life like this

>>17489211
Mfw I literally got banned from a trading server for longing GME. Hahahahah

IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN

LET THE FUTURES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE FUTURES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE FUTURES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE FUTURES HIT THE
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

Bankrupt why for (why for)
Can't sell much more
(Here we go, here we go, here we go now)

ONE - NOTHIN' GREEN FOR ME
TWO - NOTHIN' GREEN FOR ME
THREE - NOTHIN' GREEN FOR ME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17489300
>The company has a bright future

>>17489237
I just want to see it burn. Someone bought that at $49 a share. Imagine bagholding that.

This is probably just gonna move sideways the rest of the day then plummet on Monday as the virus becomes more prevalent over the weekend (+South Carolina primaries, potentially).

What the fuck is a put.

WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS
NO NO NO NOOOOO

BULLBROS WE WERE TOO COCKY

this has been the longest minutes ever in my entire life

>>17489137
So... When do people start losing their jobs?

haha yeah guys lets crash the economy, 30% crash incoming haha stupid boomers

Whats that volume and price is rising? haha he bought the dip!

Hussmanfunds.com/comment/mc200225

Get to da choppa if you want to live

>>17489300
>Profits will explode when zoomers trade in their consoles for new ones and turn in their used games
Right, forgot about this.
>new store design is capitalizing on growth of e-sports,
New store design costs money which they don't have. They're also wasting money on buybacks.

started buying back in lads

MA, V, MSFT

ill keep buying the next few weeks

>>17489337
Lurk moar

>>17489208
fuck that dogmeat, I work on wall street and i just sent my intern to pickup some classic, simple noodles. pic related

UNFREEZE APT YOU FUCKS

So did people realize MSFT downward projection off Surface sales was as meaningful as if they'd given negative guidance based in Zune sales?

>>17489283
nah lol i could make better food and im white... like didn't you watch every episode of iron chef and actually learn something from those guys. lmao even the challenger does cool shit once and a while.

>>17489312
one can only hope

I finally went short, sold my vgro. bought inverse etfs. You're welcome bulls, the bogs will now pump the stocks to oblivion

Bought the SQQQ dip. Hell yeah!

so im officially long GME, thanks anon

>>17489312
He's a tranner so...it's likely.

>>17489352
If the new store design leads to a favorable return on capital, they can easily raise money or spend existing cash.

>>17489264
Mind you I'm not long this companies future, but it is well beyond oversold. And yes, it's old video games, right before both next gen consoles are rumored to include disc drives, and backwards compatibility all the way to their first gen consoles leading to a potential boon for used games. There's plenty of other catalysts as well. I only even picked up on the stock after buying a game recently, and gamestop having the cheapest price on the digital download. I definitely don't see this stock ever hitting 20+ again, but it's also not a $3 stock.

>>17489359
What else could you make your intern do? Like if you really want to?

>>17489364
The trade imbalance must be fucking enormous, volatility halts rarely last more than 10 minutes.

>>17489353
MSFT still has pending litigation

>>17489317
This. BABA's resiliency is really pissing me off

>>17489385
wat

>>17489345
Yup, this market looks real fake ha, hope nobody buys, I want cheapies today

>>17489329
Hehe

How come none of you faggots talk strategies? A Long Strangle on VIX going into close and selling into open seems to be the best play in this environment.

>>17489395

>>17489407
short squeeze imminent confirmed

>>17489353
What do you think of T?

My only hope is the EIA estimate of 55 for WTI crude, going to be holding this bag for a while. OPEC is rumored to cut 1million bbl/day rather than 600k. Maybe next week will be a partial turnaround, r-right guys?

>>17489385
I've honestly thought about opening a long position in GME. Can I get a rundown ? Doesnt Micheal Burry also have a ton of faith in gamestop?

APT resumes crashing

>>17489392
>I only even picked up on the stock after buying a game recently, and gamestop having the cheapest price on the digital download.
hmm
I recognize this gay story.

And halted again. What was that, like 10 seconds of trading?

I've lost $500 dollars this week but nothing will stop me from HODLong term

>>17489442
aaaand it's halted again

This is brutal.

>>17489440
16 days to cover my trader

why is my robinhood frozen

WHAT THE FUCK

>>17489457
Boomer retard will lose all of his money. Add it to the compilation

>>17489453
JUST LET IT DIE REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17489394
we've made them eat paper from printing too much

>>17489457

CDC TO HAVE AN UPDATE AT 12;15PM EST, GET READY FOR THE AFTER LUNCH MARKET DUMPARINO

>>17489463
Could it theoretically halt all day and we can't sell?

>>17489453
I don't know why they're even bothering at this point, it's not going to survive above $10.

>>17489457
Like you have a choice anymore.

An ode to bulls
Who bought the top
How I feel for those fools
As they watch the market drop

My puts--they grow in cost
And my bags, they grow so heavy!
Your calls? They go kaput!
Thanks for helping me buy a brand new chevy

>>17489469
>robinhood
>frozen

>>17489463
you mean brutally awesome?
you seem to fail to grasp the opportunity that has presented itself to you

>>17489440
Read the aforementioned posts about it. I did a quantitative on them maybe a month or two ago and they showed support for like $9.36 a share back then. Or something similar. And yes, Michael Burry has some sort of positions in it, but those could just be covered calls or anything really. He's not very revealing about his investing strategies, and for good reason.

>>17489252
Simp. Thanks for the free money

>>17489489
I have no idea, obviously everone's stops got triggered and there is probably a backlog of thousands of sells in waiting. I need to go to work in 15 minutes and would like to see this shit sub-10 by then.

>>17489484
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jpOXxMCRUc

>>17489457
Hahahahaha this used to be a dude?! Shiiiiiiiit. Good job there, wypipo

>>17489484
Everything they say has to get approval from Pence. I doubt they say anything that will be dangerous to the markets

>>17489484
Link?

>>17489502
I'm set up to make about 10K when this thing hits bottom I am well aware of the opportunity. I just need it to do it by EOD or I'm going to be waiting all fucking weekend.

>>17489467
cool i got some 3/20 $4 calls.

Threadly reminder:

Every subsequent dip I worse than the last as we are losing from the bottom of the previous day. The percentage losses increase daily.

Conduct yourselves judiciously.

>goldbugs

>>17489137
>Baggie being concientious about the Hentai link
Mazel tov

Shorts are going to cover near closing
Bought the dip crowd will defend their positions [ rightfully so ]
were going green EOD, and then back to regular schedule programming next monday

When all of this blows over (next week, month, year, who knows?), what is the first stock that you'll buy?

>>17489524
Do you honestly think Mike Pence would tell them to suppress cases of the virus? It could cost him his job if word got out (and it would.) You're a retard

>>17489527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jpOXxMCRUc

>>17489470
I will buy more stocks at the bottom and hold and then be a millionaire in 4 years when the market rebounds

did you?

The View from Halfway Down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt21dU5Pu8g

Enjoy your time bears...the FED is coming for ya.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/st-louis-feds-bullard-says-interest-rate-cuts-possible-if-global-pandemic-actually-develops-2020-02-28?mod=home-page

>>17489554
>He isint buying stocks on sale right now

Enjoy the left overs

>>17489437
Either OPEC+Russia agree to the big cuts or shale producers start folding. Either way it's going back to 55 soon.

is "she" still alive?

NEW THREAD
>>17489583
NEW THREAD
>>17489583

NEW THREAD
>>17489583

>>17489522
>jews
>wypipo

Poop colored hands typed this post.

LMAOING @ APT's LIFE RN

ÆGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate this chart?

>>17489549
la heim

>>17489589
SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARD WE STILL HAVE 180+ REPLIES HERE IDIOT

To the anon that recommended SQQQ and SPXU in a previous thread, thanks! It's already helped within minutes (being busy at work helped me get into a slight dip today).

Probably going to take some time this weekend and read up on investopedia into articles about how to navigate a bear market as efficiently as possible. Still haven't sold anything even though I'm down 100 bucks (10%). Maybe this is just a blessing in disguise to train my grip and learn to weather storms and DCA down on my positions bit by bit.

>>17489539
The question is how much panic selling will be done on Monday? Will people have calmed down, or will the situations have gotten so much worse around the world?
Buy puts before days end I say!

>>17489589
we have like 5 smgs up now because newfags keep making them nowhere near the bump limit kys nigger

>>17489353
MSFT is fucked. Unfavorable lawsuit and they announced their profits are tanking because their factories are all shut down

>>17489593
>>17489595
Looks like an aggressive pajeet crypto pnd

>>17489552
I disagree. Shorts, if they cover, will cover around 2pm. Then it will be a free fall until close.

>>17489589
TOO EARLY RETARD

don't get fooled by the dead cat bounce

>>17489579
>we haven't even wiped out February's gains yet

Oh no no no little bullbro. This is just the beginning. We still have a long way down. Make sure there's still some money left when we get to the bottom.

CDC UPDATE HAPPENING NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jpOXxMCRUc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jpOXxMCRUc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jpOXxMCRUc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jpOXxMCRUc

any fees associated with moving my tfsa from my bank to a new questrade account leafbros?
I want 1 cent commission rates jesus fuck thats so much better than rbc

Hahahahahahahaha how the fuck is contraction real hahahaha nigga just pretend the supply chains are alright like nigga just ignore the virus haha

SELL SELL SELL SELL COMMUNITY SPREAD, CDC DOESNT KNOW HOW ITS SPREADING. SELL NOW

>>17489669
buy american supply chain companies, bonds, and utilities
short everything else

>>17489629
MSFT has been doing great for years. good luck.

>>17489436
T seems fine. Nice div. I consider it a utility stock.

shit bull bros we got to cocky

uh oh, more bad corona news

RUSSIA WILL UNIRONICALLY BECOME THE #1 LEADER SUPERPOWER FOR THE NEW FEW DECADES BECAUSE OF BASED BORDER CONTROLS AND CHINKS EXPULSION WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS LEAVING THEIR BORDERS UP.

>>17489724
Everyone in Russia has HIV so no they arent any better.

>>17489724
Those giant dots are really deceptive

>>17489384
Be careful with the leveraged etfs

People are just too fucking bearish now, time to blast it and fuck all the new bears up before we dump again. I only got two averages in, that's not enough. I need us to go lower

Dont open any long positions over the weekend. You are better off taking your money to the casino.

>>17489436
VZ has better margins and better financials. I did a pretty in depth run down on them not long ago. IIRC T and the other main providers are basically trying to play catch up with VZ. Check out their 10k if you get a chance. Decent dividends as well.

I don't have a position in it yet, but Slack has held up absurdly well this week compared to the market. I'll probably dip my toe in some calls to play the run up to their earnings before EOD with a close on them on Monday when I might jump all in.

https://twitter.com/The_Real_Fly/status/1233444392339419137

RIP, its happening.

>>17489758
This. Without the bear awareness this would be Pompeii level.

>>17489847
>italians and chinese die off due to bataids

tell me how this isn't positive for the world?

>>17489634
I can't believe that swinging shitcoins has prepared me to shit on professional traders kek

>>17489870

The /dogsofdow/ are awakening...
GREEN AT CLOSE..
GOLDEN BULL RESUMES NEXT WEEK.

>>17489758
I'd bet this is probably the most bearish people have been in the entire history of the stock market, way worse than at the very bottom of 2008

>>17489783
>>17489436
Own both. But VZ might be in a stronger position

>>17489881
does seem to be stabilizing a bit innit?

lmao we're definitely back now

>>17489434
because of my seething wojak?

>>17489881
^_^

>>17489894
Because its Lunchtime Lull you scrub

just watch in 20 minutes or so

you also dont sound prepared for 3:50 today...

>>17489881
you know the scary thing is this is probably just shorts covering and we could easily have another shit week next week... probably not as bad, since this is the worst week in history, but it could still be pretty shitty. what ever, going to ride it out. hopefully TMV treats me well.

>>17489595
reminds of that GBR oil meme during oils run in 2018 desu

>>17489913
Yes. Dow will close above 26k and we will be at 27k by close Monday

>>17489933
cant wait for 3:50

>>17489913
Back to -2%??
Who wants to hold over this weekend??
They will announce France Germany and uk infected

Listening to the CDC and there's a chat and someone keeps spamming:

"TRUMP WILL DEPORT THE CORONA"

lol

>>17489951
kek

>>17489945
Finding support at 25250 now.

Congrats to whoever made money with APT puts holy shit

THIS CDC CUNT SPOKESWOMAN IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING CLUELESS AND A DUMB CUNT. SOMEONE SHOULD CALL
HER OUT ON HER BULLSHIT BECAUSE IM READY TO SMASH MY SCREEN.

>>17489913
are you the same ass hole that called me a boomer in the last thread. well I have news for you little shit. look at a god damn chart to see the boomer age ranges.

>>17489951

>>17489933
lel bite me nikkei
was talking more about the whole day desu
this just looks like an ordinary red day to me

>>17489937
>Just buy the dip bro
Peak denial

>>17489975
What is she saying?

>>17489935
or the NAK attack

>or VHC

>>17489975
the Q&A is a disaster

>>17489975
How do I short CDC?

>>17489975

>>17489989
SHES BABBLING BUT DUCKING THE SUBSTANCE OF THE QUESTIONS 'WELL WE HAVE HOPE FOR THE BEST BECAUSE OF THE US GOVT PRECAUTIONARY MEASURES' BLAHBLAHBLAH FUCKIN DUMB CUNT

>>17489988
You're retarded. Can you not read a graph? There's support at 25250 we aren't going below 25000 until next week at the earliest. SHORT SQUEEZE moron

>>17489999
C-C-C-CHECKED SHORT THE CDC

>>17489585
Cute dog. Also, how the fuck is GILD down? It's like these coofers WANT to be sick

>>17489759
>implying I'm not shitposting from a casino while playing video poker right now

>>17489992
>pic
that was not my experience with it
i got like 700% on that shit iirc

>>17489975
all these health orgs exist only to spread why worryism™ and minimize market panic
idk how you havent figured this out.
buy some masks and chill the fuck out already

>>17489945
>>17489979
dow literally up almost 1k from bottom. i bought the bottom already making big gains.

is douche bank finally going to collapse?

>>17489975
If you smashed your screen would that mean you wouldn't be able to post

do it pussy

>>17490023
>>>17489975 (You)
>all these health orgs exist only to spread why worryism™ and minimize market panic
>idk how you havent figured this out.
>buy some masks and chill the fuck out already
I UNDERSTAND, BUT WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF HAVING A PRESS CONFERENCE AND SAYING NOTHING. LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING OF SUBSTANCE. SHES LIKE A BROKEN RECORD THAT KEEPS TALKING ABOUT THE SAME 5 POINTS.

>>17490001
everyone seems to ignore that the spread can't be prevented, only delayed and ultimately the ability to fight the coronavirus is determined by the healthcare system

>>17489951

>>17490000
>clomofags here
you usually got good hot takes
whaddyou think?

>>11111111

>>17490046
IN A FIT OF SUDDEN RAGE I ALMOST DID, BUT NOW I KNOW THAT I MAKE YOU SEETHE I WONT FAGGOT

>>17490048
>WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF HAVING A PRESS CONFERENCE AND SAYING NOTHING
like i said, to avoid a couple more days in a row of trillions lost on the market

>17489484
CUZ I'M FREEEEEEEE

FREEEEEEE JUUUUUUUSTIN

>>17490037
Yep. There's obvious support at 25250 and we aren't getting anywhere near 25000 again. I hope you get out before next week though dude.

Africa probably has tons of corona they just dont/cant test for it currently

>>17490001
Jesus fuck why do millennials or whatever zoomers or whatever assume that when you are not being as negative as humanly possible you are an idiot or liar, MAYBE EVERYTHINGS GONNA BE ALRIGHT YA EVER THINK OF THAT DWEEB? xd

>>17490048
>having faith in the Center for Doomers and Coofers
What did you expect, frend?

DAL puts y/n

>>17490075
yea im thinkin its sell the rally time too desu

>>17489943
its going to be a fun ride, im going to wear some

>>17489987
>nikkei
wrong one bro

>>17490023
eh i was too busy with CERU (mu nigga) to ever get too hard into VHC (also i was too smallspec to options at the time)

unrelated, but damn we need a new McAffe with his MGT swooping in to save everyone's portfolios

>He is not buying the dip
Shame, your going to feel pretty silly in a few days

>>17490069
THAT MAKES NO SENSE THOUGH. INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET THEY SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT ACTUAL CONTAINMENT + MOVING THEIR FUCKING ASS FASTER THAN EVER BEFORE TO DO SOMETHING. THAT IS WHATS GOING TO REBOUND THE STOCK MARKET. THE LONGER THIS GOES ON THE LESS CONFIDENCE THERE IS IN ANY MARKET. UNLESS THEYRE ALL SHORT AND JUST SHITTING AROUND AT WORK WHILE CAPITALIZING ON IT, THEYRE DUMB AS FUCK.

>>17489137
Give me my game back

>>17490092
Probably smart although we might be testing 25,500 by 2

TSLA KEEPS GOING DOWN EVEN THOUGH LOCAL PRODUCTION IN CHINA IS GETTING BACK TO NORMAL REEEEEEEEEE

>>17490083
Yes everything will always be okay, it's all fine forever nothing bad will ever happen again.
Fucking retard.

>CDC call ends
>mic still on
>"can you tell me how many callers were media?"
this is definitely worse than CDC is picturing it right now.

Guys I think the bottom is in.

>>17490083
IM TAKING INFORMATION PRESENTLY KNOWN AND APPLYING IT, YOURE JUST HOPING FOR THE BEST YOU FUCKING RETARD. NECC YOURSELF FAGGOT.

https://twitter.com/bnonews/status/1233442194754809857?s=21

>>17490083
did you listen to it? Some dude straight up asked her how they can be sure that cases in the US are actually low if they aren't testing here and she had literally no answer at all. Just some stammering bullshit response

>>17490115
oh no
i meant like sell the RALLY
like when we run up 1k points on the DJI

>falling for the bull trap again

ive sold everything but MA, am i stupid for holding onto hope?

MY 401K NOOOOOOOO
HOW WILL IT EVER RECOVER IN THE NEXT 40 YEARS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>holding my links no matter what
>bear fags think they can convince me to sell my stocks as well
Never selling

>>17490165
YES, DEFAULT ON CREDIT IS GOING TO SKYROCKET IF PEOPLE CANT PAY BACK THEIR CC'S

Should I buy DOW while it's low?

>>17490149
I hope media puts that clip on blast
um wwell umm it's well contained um
someone should make a webm to spread

>>17490159
>He thinks 5 consecutive bull traps aren't a huge bull signal

>>17490083
no one with a brain is worried about the actual sickness my dude
its the continued stress of china having supply issues thats the problem longterm
and it still remains to be seen

>>17490159
bull trap is a meme

WHY
WON'T
IT
CRASH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17490132
For the next few days yeah. The market believes in the Feds ability to respond and the CDCs ability to contain this. Once cases in the US too 100 (Wednesday next week) it's going to get uggu. But it'll crab or short squeeze up until then. Look at the huge swing up since 11. We are going to break 25,500 by 2

>>17490159
We got a long way to go yet. We're not even close to the bottom

>>17490159
Your last chance to buy cheap.

This rebound has ruined me lads. Please post cute trap waifus to help me feel better so I don't necc myself

>>17490084
basato e rossopillato

>Mfw VIXY puts

>>17490159
This. Happened yesterday too, we will be back down under 25k dow by end of day.

I'm 19 and am curious about trading small stocks with my limited money. What do I need to know regarding taxes? I'm still a dependent of my parents

>>17490132
the local one at least

>>17490204
I think there's a good chance we close green. QQQ is already at -0.26.

>>17490226
th-that's one puffy pusy

Do you guys think that the EWV ultrashort ETF for japan is going to keep going up since they cancelled school till april and their economy is going to keep failing? If not any other recommendations to benefit from this bearish downturn. For some reason I can't do puts on my account so looking for companies that will either go up or ETFS that short on my behalf.

>>17490202
the RAEPtrain is runnin outta steam, it seems

Feels like literally stealing at these prices

>>17490238
crazy day rn bud
try after market closes
youll get better answers

>>17490252
And QQQ green, damn that too like 3 minutes.

So this is the thread everyone is in.
Are we selling everything before we close?

We really know goddamn nothing about this, huh?

It’s prob nothing right?

>>17490245
Until yields drop again...

>>17490226
NEED THE SAUCE NOW

>>17490252
I'm not sure about green but it could get a lot closer than it is now. Maybe though. There's a lot of idle cash from pullbacks and the CDC made sure to obfuscate the situation in their presser enough to tamp down panic selling. People are going to try to reposition before the weekend to catch gains in healthcare tech and entertainment.

>>17490174
>401k is fine, waiting decades on that shit
>meanwhile making money like a madman daytrading with indicators
>put those profits into my 401k, buying some of the dip every day (buy the low of the previous day, every day), which will make bank in 2-3 decades time
>the corporation i work for does really nice company matching

feels fucking good, man. win the short and long games lmao

>>17490238
>What do I need to know regarding taxes?

You won't pay any unless your annual earnings are above $12,000.
Otherwise just fill out a tax return before April and your tax bill will be calculated appropriately

NOOOO DONT CLIMB BACK UP

MY PUTS


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17490299
>wasting limited test kits on fucking dogs
china wtf are you doing

>>17490296
Put are being closed and the dip is bought I think.

>>17490266
I just straight shorted EWJ because I didn’t know that existed.

>>17490325
this is unironically the way. swing trade with a few thousand. dca profits into long term investments

they are just killing the puts
then its going back down

>blocked from daytrading
I hope my APT put lasts til Monday

>>17490307
jimaffia

>>17489668
they'll charge you .. i think 150$ for transferring

>>17490107
hey man i absolutely agree with you
ive been monitoring this since jan
every scrub and their mother (and her black bull) has known that this shit is much more serious than CDC and WHO has been saying. let alone how theyve been handling it.
hell you still got seemingly civilized cunts in yurop telling eeryone to wear surgical masks, or govt officials in straya telling everyone "why worry? were ALL gonna get it. just lay down and die"

but 2% of the world population dying, from TOTAL pandemic, and 20% of boomers/smokers dying is much less big of a deal than the possibility of being down 50% on the year.
thats "hedgies throwing themselves from windows" tier.
money > people
not to me, but to the guys running the show it is

buy spirit airlines fags save. low p/e + growth. + they will get a tailwind from the corona since oil prices keep going down and they are one of the few airlines that don't hedge. most of their flights are domestic or go to places where corona hasn't hit. risk on baby.

>>17490343
Gotta make sure the food supply is OK

For you people shorting or doing SQQQ we now have confirmed support at 25250.

>>17490177
Why does this art style make me rock hard?

>>17490177
Well, unlike LINK, you get dividends while hodling stocks so it's less of a losing proposition.

why is gold and silver dropping like a fucking brick?

>>17490328
Guess I'll just have to stop myself after making $11,999... R-right bros haha

>>17490174
Buy knee pads

>>17490402
Autism.

>>17490371
Thank you King, now I can cope with my deflating bags a little bit easier.

>>17490391
What about when it starts to spread over america & domestic airports become ghost towns?

>23 years old so 23% of my investing money goes to QYLD
Yup, thinking I'm based

>>17490413
just form an LLC and funnel money into that.

>>17490401
What does confirmed support at 25250 mean

*ONLY BEARS RESPOND*
Are you gonna have any positions open at close?

>>17490299
dont listen to CDC, or WHO
do your own research
as always

point is, if china keeps forcing its pops back to work, we will probably crab around for a bit until numbers of how bad the quarantines effected trade and output come to light (and you know CCP will do their best to obfuscate)
just stay on your toes and keep it moving till then
were not gonna see ATHs for a LONG time, but were not gonna see another -11% week next week (absolute doomsday news withstanding)

Lol these week long crashes are literally generated by algos deliberately to shake out dumb normies and quickly buyback at discounted prices. Can't believe people keep falling for this virus bullshit.

So who is in charge of deciding what to halt and why are they allowed to get away with blatant market manipulation like this

sp500 soon over 3k again

>>17490343
You’re a sick man you know that?

>>17490448
That would be really stupid. Surely the market will bounce back hard.

>>17490431
Best time to be buying it desu

Snippity snap

>>17490430
like a flu is gonna stop a thot from going to vegas and taking selfies low oil prices are helping the stock more then the coronavirus hurting it. like i said SPIRIT is the airline that doesn't hedge. They are making money hand over fist and have sold off with the rest. be greedy and buy this one. past epidemics 6-12% market correction we already at 12% ITS TIME. enjoy my dd

>>17490437
I don't fucking know dude I'm just fucking around

#StockMarketCrash2020 is trending on twitter. BUY THE DIP

>>17490296
Buying.

>>17490448
No, I'm in cash

>>17490299
WHO let the dog out?

>>17490452
>do your own research as always
by "own research" do you mean carry out your own empirical testing of statistically significant populations or do you mean buying into pol memes that confirm your initial baseless skepticism?

>>17490349
the company matching is a big part of it though, and tax benefits. i literally get free extra money for investing to make more money, how can i not max that shit out as often as humanly possible? meanwhile i just trend trade with indicators and am free to short things if they go down. i make money whether it goes up or down, i get to just laugh at all of the boomers hodling and losing money every day.

>>17490448
Most likely no. Things are intense enough a lot can happen on weekends. Going to close out everything and see what happens next week.

>>17490431
go long buddy

>>17490474
>Buying AAPL, MSFT, QLD, and QYLD all week
>DRIP enabled
Bros this is so easy

>>17490452
Unless Bernie sweeps it Tuesday.

But if blooms gets Yang to be his VP...
Or Steyer takes off... it’s possible that we rally. And healthcare really rallies.

Shit I might buy JNJ right here...

>>17490424
Makes sense.

>bought SQQQ calls
>bought TQQQ puts
Wtf do I do bros? I’m scared

>>17490456
yeah remember that last time Europe went to 2008 levels of fucked

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN CRASHERINO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO ENTER THE GREAT DEPRESSION NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

is it possibly to use less that 2:1 leverage? if i have 5k cash and want to open a 7.5k position it would have a buying power affect of $3750, so still 2:1 leverage?

>>17489137
>Stonks are down across the board
>Some bear ETFs are even down in spite of the stocks they're shorting being in the red
>Gold is down
>Silver is down
>BTC is down
>ETH is down

This is fucking legendary. I'm so JUSTed I'm not even mad I'm just in awe.

>>17490480
of course i am willing to hear other opinions on this i thought about buying leveraged transports but i think this is the safest best bet.

>>17490497
w-wow anon... You're pretty creative aren't you

>>17490501
>tfw you live in a shithole that offers nothing even remotely close to a 401k
if there's one thing I envy you burgers for it is that.

Snibbity snab xddd

buying on Friday in this situation is completely suicidal

>>17490480
Your banking on thots flying to Vegas to save airlines during a pandemic? Kek yea go all in

>>17490431
>>17490505
>>17490509
>>17490474
Redpill me on QYLD?

>>17490556
Gap up Monday.

>>17490510
none of that fucking matters one bit

>bottom was hours ago
>market already recovering
>"NOOOO ITS CRASHING NOOOO"

>>17490509
>>17490509
QYLD kinda fuckkng me...

No PEP KO BRKB LMT huh... hmmmmm

>>17490345
Whats your thoughts on it though. There also used to be a 3x leveraged short etf for korea till they made it illegal.

>>17490574
You about that?

He matters to healthcare and banks at the very least.

>>17490521
I'm not sure what you are getting at, europe never left 2008 level of fucked. It's basically a dead continent.

>>17490582
Delusional. We're in the middle of the sandstorm and there's no end in sight yet.

>>17490559
Quarantines and restrictions on travel only exist to prevent a pandemic. If we were to reach pandemic levels of infection there would be no need to restrict movement, the virus would already have spread

>>17490571
Dividends are your fren

g-guys
is head and shoulders forming?
could this be not the end, but the very beginning of the great crash?

>>17490622
look at airline flights in China right now

>>17490613
deluded. market doesn't work that way anymore. there will never be a crash again. it's all corrections and buy the dips.

>>17490559
I am all in. And I banking on corona providing low oil prices to a unhedged airliner flying domestically. Which hasn't had it share price this low since 2013. Insider buying at 40+ during coronavirus.

>>17490498
>carry out your own empirical testing of statistically significant populations or do you mean buying into pol memes that confirm your initial baseless skepticism
what are you, a nigger?
can you only get news if its fucking handed to you?
stupid faggot

everyones guessing rn
even the CDC
imma make my best guess based on the news ive been able to find and read, and compare it against the numbers and data that i can see. like i do with literally everything nowadays as the news is useless.

think of it like an ER play
most people will be trying to lie to you to get you to do something stupid
go into it with that in mind, then make your best guess

>>17490510
i had a whole rant about it last night in the thread
i think you have a lot more faith in le "democratic process" than is warranted at this point

>>17490448
>open at close

lmao, im either intraday or holding for decades, there is no in-between. holding overnight is a fool's game. gapping isn't fun when the price moves against you and stop losses won't save you.

>>17490371
that's a man...

>>17490448
no, 100% cash for the weekend

I don't have any more money to throw at the casino. It's all tied up and exposed. Maximum gamble time is now.

Funny that cnbc has never mentioned 2 confirmed coronavirus cases in Mexico all day.

How the fuck are people and algos not selling right now? If there are any bad news during the weekend, which there will be enough of, they will fucking blasted on monday.

>>17490622
Why the fuck would you go to crowded congested area during a pandemic?

>>17490696
It's coming, we'll be moving lower in the next ten minutes

>>17490680
see my original post
>>17490226

>>17490686
I hope you're joking. If you're lucky and we even see a bounce ditch that shit. Gold is deflating retard, we are max deflationary now.

>>17490681
>>17490686
I'm heavy cash, more than I had total monday, and puts.

>>17490696
I have a price target before I execute a long strangle for the weekend.

>>17490710
>>17490711

yeah but im short vol and anything up is gonna crush iv and i make money

>>17490706
I think shit will hit the fan one hour before closing. There is just no point in holding unless the FED prints you money to do it for free.

super tuesday
coronavirus
turkey chimping out

Fun weekend to have risk assets

>>17490630
Where?
Post memelines

>>17490696
i reckon, with the -10% week we just had, that a lot of folks have already sold out what theyre willing to currently, and are now mulling over what exactly to do with all that cash

hence the comparatively muted selling pressure today

>>17490763
majority of people don't buy or sell.

>>17490647
Got nothing to do about faith, these things move the market. Even though I don’t think Bernie can win (though I said that about trump as I was SURE it would be Yeb!) and I don’t think he can get his agenda through, the market will wreck pharma and especially Health insurance if Bernie wins Super Tuesday or anything really.

>>17490761
Am I a complete amateur or am I only mostly an amateur?

Markets took 4 hours of rollercoaster just to match the open.

>>17490571
it's like KNG, but your more exposed to shit that'll get fucked by china's coofing, while KNG gives you exposure to shit like wal-mart, clorox, and mc donalds that might actually hold up a bit better in the post pandemic economy.

>>17490797
That's the screaming lobster. It indicates a golden bull run and 2 more weeks of winter.

Give me a reason not to buy more SPCE cheap

>>17490709
Oh thanks, I didn't even want to see that.

>>17490818
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO MORE WINTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17490820
what do you think is in the pipeline? Branson won't fly for months. you really think it's gonna maintain 20s the whole time?
will definitely hit 10 before then

>>17490798
Bulls tried to make a stand. Wont work, will close down further.

>>17490786
i just dont see why anyone would think they would let bernie win
they straight up stole the nomination from him 4 years ago, and everyone knows it.
why wouldnt they just do that again?

democratic party would MUCH rather lose to donny again than have bernie be their ace in the hole

>>17490798
you have people
lots of people

thinking this is totally insane panic 100% and not understanding it at all

these people have been buying buying and screaming the last week

>>17490842
An impressive stand it was

>>17490818
lmfao

sqqq pumping again

>>17490875
>>17490818
But also I was right

this pump and dump is fucking comical

>>17490820
read through this thread:
forum.nasaspaceflight.com/index.php?topic=48515.80

How the hell did SOXL go from 170 to 190?

The chance of global pandemic is much, much higher now with the global spread like this.

Cases are popping everywhere. Looks like it takes about 6 weeks+ for a cluster to show up.

This means we are seeing the early January Chinese created clusters. In longer time period we will get Italy-created clusters, Korea-created clusters, Japan-created clusters around the world.

This thing will be everywhere, just icebergs ready to sink the titanic. Then, it peaks like Wuhan, lots of people die, 60%+ infected.

we are at early stages but it is not linear increases in infections, so the big boom will be shocking even with people expecting it being possible.

>>17490894
a bulltrap within a bulltrap. Still added to my long portfolio.

This is me buying the dip

>>17490881
nod rly
you should zoom out a bit man
all those patterns and whatnot become much more effective on the daily/weekly/monthly scale

the daily candle right now is by far the most optimistic thing ive seen all week

>>17490950

>>17490950
>1 stock

>>17491006
Very easy to DCA that way

>>17490950
1 share*

>>17490936
agreed
especially give how limpdicked the WHO and CDC have been

but that also means we got some time to wait and see in the meantime

>>17490950

https://www.businessinsider.com/google-employee-tests-positive-for-novel-coronavirus-company-restricts-travel-2020-2

>>17491026
I think the CDC gave up. Not even trying to attempt to catch cases early and contain. Instead restricting and delaying testing.

>>17491006
>>17491020
>1 stock
>1 share
1 Opportunity bro

>>17490797
this pattern has worked without fail for the past 5 trading days

>>17491070
im not entirely convinced they checked in in the first place desu

>>17491072
>mum's spaghetti
>knees weak
>bags is heavy

>>17491057
Yeah, fuck this. Bloody weekend, bloody monday.

intredasting

>>17491142
that's a juicy discount

Here it comes.

within 30 minutes.

>>17490525

>>17491184
Yes the GIGACHADGOLDENBVLL run goes live!

where's the baker

Prepare for greater selloff going into the final hours.

You have been warned.

What's the most overweight, disgusting pig stock that's going to get slaughtered? Want to buy some more puts

>>17491309
Angus status: peppered

its a drop in the bucket for my 401k and IRA losses but it is keeping me from anhero

>>17489583

>>17489583

>>17489583

>>17489583

>>17489583
>>17489583
>>17489583
New thread; I cant believe you idiots bought the dip again

>>17491211
>"The humanity experiment is complete"
>"End it"