/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>17486574
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HOW THE FUCK; WE ARE ONLY ONE HOUR IN TO THIS
GET THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS TRUMP

Ok so now what? Do I just keep holding the cash I sold for -20 percent loss? Fuck I keep bleeding, too.

>that bulltrap on APT
oooooooo you know just what daddy likes baby

>NEXT STOP 24600

BURN BURN
RAGE OF THE HEAVENS
BURN BURN
DEATH FROM ABOVE
DIE DIE
MERCILESS KILLING
BURN BURN
DEATH FROM ABOVE

First for SPXS

FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS IS IT, THE BEAR IS OUT OF THE CAVE

Liquidating my account, nice knowing you all. Cash is king now.

No support at all. Just went 80% in on SPY puts so that's a bullish signal for you guys.

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IT'S OVER

Today's the day frens, the day we get to see a real life circuit breaker with our real life eyes. Dow -3000 EOD

>travel agencies up
...

TELL ME WHAT TO ALL IN ON

Impeach Donald Trump!

>>17486605
Give it at least a year

Uh oh, stinky!

When DOW hits 24400 I will be up $100k on my YM short. I expect a congratulation when that happens

Sold out of all my puts positions. Don't care how much I might miss out on, I might too much already and I don't feel like watching the market all day. Gonna go relax.

>>17486628
Perfect timing

TRUMP RECESSION
TRUMP RECESSION
TRUMP RECESSION
TRUMP RECESSION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tN0zJUmrJk

>cash out everything
>fed prints
>hyperinflation ensues
>lose money anyways

we're fucked

when can we expect mass layoffs and riots?

i wanna go innawoods

Just a side note for all of my /biz/bros...

If you ever wanted to know what it was like trading in 2008, you now know.

Learn from this week, learn from your successes and your mistakes. But especially learn (and remember) which business news commentators were ahead of the curve and which were behind the curve. It will help you in the future to know whose judgment can be trusted and whose can't.

You will be telling your friends/family about this week for the rest of your lives.

>A FUCKING BAT
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>>17486630

as soon as i heard about china factories closing i went 95 % cash. other 5 % is a gamble on SNSS news on early march.

Why isAlpha Pro Tech, Ltd pumping so hard?

GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

SELL SELL SELL

>>17486638
Fucking kek

>>17486641
spxs

ALL THESE ANON TRANNIES USING MY BIBLICAL PHRASE IS CRINGE AS FUCK. TRIPFAGS ALWAYS WIN.

Got some short term puts and I'm really feeling the eurphoia

Expect a recovery soon

This is the end of the fucking world.

>>17486648
Made* too much already

Anyway, best of luck to all you bears! And bulls! And crabs as well!

> 24,688
Last time we hit this was Jan 2019. Year's worth of gains wiped out in a week.

>>17486663
NIce

>>17486678
pure speculative energy.
it's a completely overbought memestock like tsla or spce except somehow EVEN more so

>>17486690
BAGHOLDER LOST ALL OF HIS MONEY LMAO

Closing drop today?

-4.7%

Down we go!

DUMP TRUMP

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>>17486643
Not much of a market timer, but I seriously can't wait for mass panic and then I can load up on index funds for fucking cheap. I've been DCAing for the past 3 years in my roth and brokerage accounts, so this drop sucks but I'm gonna make the most of it. Still got 35 years til retirement so YOLO

>>17486574
Theres two smg threads up. Please check the catalog before making new threads.

YOU DIDN'T LISTEN YOU FUCKING RETARDED BULLS WE ARE FUCKED

It's all gonna work out in the end.

THIS IS TRUMP'S FAULT

Going to write off market losses as a political donation

KO has gone down from 60 to almost 50 now.
What the fuck, man.

>>17486685
IT IS DONE

DAMN IT BLUMPF

>>17486719
Circuit Breaker activates.

>>17486668
I don't feel like I learned what to do except that gold miners are DEFINITELY not safe. Guess I'm just gonna keep holding these long term KL calls and hope for the best

Just posting this to keep nothingburgerniggers out

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>>17486675
Smart move. I went to cash back in June. There are going to be some serious bargains when this finishes tanking.

Now this is what I call MAGA. Get ready to buy low boys.

>>17486717
he's going to be so insufferably drunk later

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Looks like tutes are cashing out and hedging their money.
rip bull market

i mean if literally everything is going down, is anything really going down?

This shit has a 3% kill-rate and if everyone on the planet ends up with it, you're looking at 180 million dead people.

This has nothing to do with Trump, btw fucking retards

>Made 3k on Lake and APT
Finna cash out and buy a gun to defend myself from chinks

>>17486666
Make your own riot.

The best action is inaction in moments like this. Save your capital. Invest at the end of summer. Buying land is my plans when this overvalued market tumbles.

>>17486574
>Tsla puts making me money
Heh, must suck being only a bull or only a bear.

>>17486739
Honestly more the fault of globalism itself than anything else. The entire system put all its eggs in one basket and paid for it, clearly. Trump might get voted out if this gets bad, but expect MAJOR instability in Europe with nationalist parties skyrocketing.

I still have 50% Cash so I hope it goes down further, but I'm still annoyed at myself because I already bought too early even tho I was pretty sure it would go down more.

>>17486745
nice. how much is all in? post results when market closes

its going up guys

>>17486772
When it’s surging
>God bless Trump. MIGA
when it takes plunge
>this has nothing to do with him, it’s the commie chinks

its going down guys

>>17486796
Just $2,700. I will if I can.

>>17486739
This but unironically , he fueled the bubble by preventing powell normalizing interest rates.

>>17486771
It'll be even worse, the hospitals cant take that many patients.
Consequential deaths will be plenty

the market started crashing the exact second Curry House NYC closed it's doors without warning

>>17486771
Actual casulties are only a fraction of damage the virus causes. Quarantees, overcrowded hospitals, panic, martial law etc. have bigger impact.

>>17486785
I don't understand the autism on smg, you can make gains on the way up and the way down if you are even 100 iq

>>17486773
buy guns to sell when Bernie wins

its going sideways guys

here we go bois

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u8teXR8VE4

>>17486808
Trump policies led to massive economic growth, this downturn is due to a global pandemic which is essentially a black swan event

fuck off

>>17486788
>live in spain
>major nationalist party hates basque country
>live in basque country

kaka zaharra, madarikatua

>>17486739
>chinks wont stop eating everything with a pulse
>lie about the virus initially and prevent containment
>trump hears about it
>instantly closes the border and stops travel

>THIS IS BLUMPS FAULT

IS IT TOO LATE TO GET A DECENT PRICE ON ANY PUTS

>>17486788
>expect MAJOR instability in Europe with nationalist parties skyrocketing.
>88
With the new Turkey crisis, the 20s will be a wild ride

>>17486705
Very well done. Cheers m8

>>17486744
>Warren Buffet-"just hold breh"

>>17486782
Unfortunately this. I haven't played ant options and I'm not knowledgeable enough yet to do so. Low exposure in inverse ETFs and NSRGY but that's it.

so aside from stocks what else does reddit do better than 4channel?

YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE

>>17486771
Good.
Fuck Old People.

>>17486808
Yeah..?

>>17486808
Yes drumpft crafted this virus strain in his golden tower, all on him

Stonk. They don't.

I bought the dip but, it keeps dipping....WHAT THE FUCK?

>>17486574
Ok biz what short etf do i buy on robinhood

>EXPE surge
STOP. STOP IT

I got into GILD calls just now guys

looked like a good entry point

am I fucked? KEK

>>17486844
the naming of boats

HERE WE GO AGAIN

>>17486838
We haven't stopped travel though, we still have flights from other infected countries, and we still aren't mass testing

jesus fuck man APT is unstoppable. what the ACTUAL fuck.

Possibly going back to 289 soon? I would personally sell your puts now and swing trade when it reaches its peak of the day. I still say 279 by eod.

NOOOOO ITS DROPPING AGAIN

>>17486849
It has a higher rate of death among middle-aged men than it has of women.

This might unironically solve china's male surplus problem

>>17486771
the number, in all likelihood is lower than 1%.
current 2% estimates only factor in known cases and do not factor mild cases that never reported.

still, good enough to kill a few hundred thousand americans if it gets loose in the states.

INSTANT 50% ON UVXY CALLS EXPIRING TODAY, FULLY REALIZED

>>17486813
How is she going to eat anything but the rice with that spoon?

>>17486877
>and we still aren't mass testing
Impossible. Millions of people come in and out. The best you can do is stop travel from affected areas and cross your fingers for a vaccine

>>17486879
I would make swing plays if etrade didn't hold my cash after every sale for a day

>>17486878
it's a new world in investing.
with the internet the pumps last much longer as normies get the word much fast and stay stupid and keep buying much longer.

>>17486900
you cut it with the spoon

rise

>>17486866
How could you think it wasn't going to keep dipping? The virus has barely made it to the US yet. Once it starts spreading here and there is all the business interruption, it's going to be a huge fucking mess. It's in places like Italy right now, places that don't even contribute anything.

My account is in the green? What voodoo is this?

I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>>17486884
>>17486866
Dont be stupid, sell and buy puts while you still can.

Let's laugh at bulls
*AHEM*
AHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH
HA HA AH AH AHA HAHAHAHAH

>TEF, Europe's most valuable internet company down 6.45%

heh we europoors are fucked

>>17486866
It´s dipping for a reason. That reason didn´t go away, it´s accelerating.

>10 puts on apt $5 by March 20 for $0.20 each
I am going to be fucking rich.

>>17486810
oh shit it's going down

>>17486574
>>17486574
>>17486574

DAILY REMINDER TO GO ALL-IN ON $NCOV (CORONA.TOKEN) and actually profit of this virus

>2 years of gains gone in a week

guys I think this shit might be rigged

>SPY PUT IS LOSING MONEY
>APT PUT IS LOSING MONEY

IM GETTING BOGGED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>17486877
This, Trump should have just declared FEMA powers and given the CDC maximum autonomy to do whatever was necessary

>>17486904
Just wait until businesses start closing. This is going to be a trainwreck. I'm going to go to the grocery store and buy a bunch of water and food just because you know that is going to be the next thing that goes wrong.

>>17486840
The risk profile on puts has reached such heights that it may not even be worth it right now. If the Fed has a stimulus or something similar released over the weekend. We may see a small bounce back the risk profile isn't worth it IMO unless you really know what you're doing.

>>17486574
on twitter there are hashtags trending with people blaming the Corona virus and stock market falling on Trump... Not even in a crisis people can stop with their bullshit partisanship. This why we all gonna die sooner rather than later.

>>17486852
The virus just made it arrive early MIGAtard. Everybody with half a Brain was talking about 2020-21 recession since 2018. Fed was pumping money at regular intervals to keep this shit going too.

is the USD over?

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

DO SOMETHING MY WIFE IS GOING TO LEAVE ME
MY WIFES SON TOO

>>17486931
I don't actually have any stocks, I just like to post here.

THE SPREAD ON VIX IS INSANE NOBODY KNOWS WHATS HAPPENING

friendly reminder that covid-19 will likely become the new flu and will wipe out approximately ~0.8% of the global population every year.

>>17486965
based.

>>17486956
>he's not a partisan
okay liberal

So for someone who doesn't own any stocks yet this is a golden opportunity, right?

TOOK MY MONEY OUT LADS GOING TO BUY WHORES WITH IT THIS WEEKEND!

>>17486977
Not yet. But it will be once we hit bottom

>>17486971
Try 8% of the population

>>17486574
TELL ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW WHAT TO BUY PUTS ON AND FOR NOW LONG

>>17486977
yes, but wait

>>17486706
I wish

>>17486977
Kinda. You need to wait it out a bit and trickle some money in. Today is NOT your day, unless you want to short with SQQQ or something in Robinhood.

>>17486977
There is no bottom

Another ABSOLUTELY comfy day with VXX calls

>>17486977
More probably like bronze today, gold and Platinum opportunity is next week.

>>17486978
grats bear bros
up 2700 this week
wee

>>17486962
Can someone explain bonds to a retard please?

>>17486949
>and buy a bunch of water and food just because you know that is going to be the next thing that goes wrong.
Unless you're posting from an infected country you're basically retarded

>>17486978
>paying for women
just flex a little on tinder and you can have that shit for free or the price of dinner

>>17486977
Eventually, yes. Keep a close eye.
>>17486943
Just buy the fucking dip and watch your money go back up in a couple of years.

>>17486985
APT puts
$5 strike
20 March

NOW

>>17486866
Now you gotta hold bitch

>VIX approaching 50

woww

>>17486978
I'm shorting whores. I'm expecting their price to crater

>>17486926

We've been due for a hard landing for five years, honestly.

Corona might be the trigger but the fundamental problem is completely different. Things are completely fucked and we still haven't paid up for 2008. The amount of inefficiency, misallocation, and dysfunction will mean multiple painful recessions for the rest of our lives. I expect we are headed into a situation like Japan at the end of this. A morass of debt, infrastructure, resource, housing, and social problems. You will look back on this horrible decade like it was the 90s one day and realize how far we've sunk

>>17486983
>>17486986
I was gonna buy today because I thought it was gonna stabilize, but obviously not.

Will Corona-chan be the one who takes me out of my misery?

>>17486977
yes, but save your money still. wait for definite signs that the correction/recession/crash is over. We've fallen like 15% since the peak, but it could fall another 15% who knows.

Good news everyone. I just bought TVIX, and since everything I buy crashes that means that the market is about to turn around and start going up again.

SNSSfag sure has gotten quiet. Imagine watching +10k in profit slip away in 2 days

Guys...TDameritrade...

>>17486833
His ineptitude allowed this to spread in the US. And now everyone will want universal health care when they realized they are priced out of treatment

Game set and match

All this because chinks can't contain a virus inside a flask

I said "kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last days."
You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
For sure it's the valley of death

I open up my portfolio
And it's full of blood

>>17487016
even next week will probably be too early, shit could takes weeks, months

>>17487004
It's going to spread to America retard, they just fly in. The cruises are still operating even.

>>17487005
I suck at Tinder, any tips? I have pictures up and sometimes get a match, but it is usually a fat girl? IRL I've dated some good looking women and I'm a wealthy 7/10.

>>17487007
Overpriced, and the expiration date is too close.

>>17487031
Today is a good day

>>17487034
based

>>17487014
Yeah when the market crashes they'll probably lower their prices.

Good thing I saw this fucking mess coming since last week when Maersk announced it had canceled over 50 sailings as a result of corona virus fears.

I'm more surprised it didn't happen that week.

Okay, so how bad is this? I just came here to get an informed opinion because I know jack shit about stocks. Is this just a bit of panic that will get resolved in a couple of months as the virus cases start to stagnate? Or are we talking great depression?

>>17487004
Every country is infected at this point you retarded faggot

WHERE IS THE BOTTOM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17487003
you lend a government or company money and get interest on it, but you can't get the money back until the end. If you need the money then you can sell it on the stock market.

how is a good time to buy tangible assets while the USD is still worth something

Where are all the "time in the market" posters?

>>17487017
Yes or a feral pack of niggers depending on your local.

/smg/ What impact will this have? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itP54nMn2sE&feature=youtu.be

>>17487003
The government issues them for set sales prices and after a long enough period of time they are redeemable for a certain interest rate. Basically, you give the government a loan when you buy a bond directly from them. Of course, bonds are freely traded between individuals and funds as well.

SPCE STILL MOONING GUYS

BUY SPXS YOU NIGGERS

spce is mooning rn, seems people are willing to speculate again which means this dip was an overreaction.

Took profits on my mar 20 23 strike SQQQ call for a 500% gain. Feel real fucking good, man

>>17487057
My dad works at the Fed and he says it's a super recession

NOOOOOO NOT MY WEED STONKS TOO

>>17487039
It hasnt even seriously hit the US yet. And it will. A mall 20 miles away from me (SOCAL) got shut down temporarily because someone had corona. No one reported on that. Its coming.

>>17487028
Jokes on you my calls are up I'm green

>>17487041
Are you kidding? They're 20 fucking dollars per contract and this thing is coming down very soon.

>>17487039
True, finding the bottom is going to be like a dutch auction

>>17487031

>>17487074
I'M ALREADY ALL IN

>>17487041
yeah shoot for april, 7.50/10 on the strike.
this is not like spce or tesla with a nice long pump.
this shit could flash crash today if a whale sells and triggers the stop losses

>>17487057
What's about to happen over the next 12 months is going to make the great depression look like nothing.

Stocks have been propped up by the fed printing money for far too long, coronavirus isnt a world ending disease, but its the needle that popped the bubble and will catalyze a drop the likes of which have never been seen in modern day

>>17487058
No one has become infected IN america yet you dumbass

Just because we are treating people with it here doesnt mean it is growing here

>>17487019
dude Wizard man how can i learn from you?

>>17487057
Panic. Lots and lots of panic.
Panic is never grounded in reality, even if the reasons why it happened, are. Who knows how low it will go before the market corrects.

>>17487057
>just a bit of panic
This is literally never happened before and nobody knows what the fuck to do.

Should i sell my dax puts today or keep them over the weekend?

>>17486984
>>17486971
All boomers. So it’s all good.

>>17487077
Oh yeah? Well my dad works at Jagex and he told me Jagex themselves are inflating the numbers of active players by having their own bot farms that basically just runs around in the world doing nothing

>>17486977
Wait a year for it to fully crash to the ground and yes it will be
Right now you would just be catching a falling knife

>>17487099
California has 28 confirmed cases of Corona, though.

>Buy OGI at $2
>See it go to $3.70
>Didn't sell
>Now it's back at $2.04
I'm a retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC1Pdsppch4

>TRIP up 5%

>>17487086
dear god

>>17487057
put all your money into canned beans right now

>>17487073
>technically still green because of my spce stocks i bought as a joke

>>17487074
Why

>>17487099
How the fuck do we know if we aren't testing

>>17487127
Fuck California

>>17487028
I really don't have anything to add to this shitstorm. I'm just buying SNSS dips and waiting.

>>17487086
glad I moved my 401k to stable value last week

>>17487062
>>17487071
So this means everyone is selling their bonds because they want their money now? Because their liquidating or they don’t trust the bonds as of now?

SELL SELL SELL

AHHHH

WHY IS THERE A SMALL BOUNCE? IS IT BECAUSE OF WHO CONFERENCE?

>>17487086
They're screwing us flipping NERDS

>>17487119
you are not thinking far enought unless you don't plan to live till your 60s

Shorting EXSA was the right move

>>17487099
YOU SIR ARE THE DUMBEST RETARD ON HERE

>>17487127
>California has 28 confirmed cases of Corona, though.
No it had a woman who walked around for a while while being infected. There's zero evidence yet that anyone came down with it. You can be around people that have the flu and not catch the flu yourself if they wash their hands and sneeze into their shirt

>>17487003
Ok here is the bond blackpill, there is a vishnu in the stock market , banks only insure a certain ammount usually 100k usd so rich people & companies don't have their wealth insured.

So what do you do?Money on bank?You are fucked if the bank collapses.

Property?At some point you can't manage them.

Investment?At some point you can't research were you put your money.

Superyatchs?Sure give me 1 but you still have money.

What do you do when you have billions and banks only are insured to 100k?You buy bonds even if they give you negative returns with inflation accounted.
They are basically insured against everything but revolution.

What happens when the bonds start to give you negative returns even before inflation is accounted?You buy bitcoin.

Prepare for BTC 500k by 2021 because bonds are going full negative now.

>>17487086
Get cash out of your banks NOW. I have $5000 in twenties and I'm getting another $5000 in a week. This is going to get unimaginably worse

>RESULTS IN A FEW WEEKS
WEEKS!!!!!!!!!

>>17487156
Probably a technical bounce. Hit 1k down and some algos bought up. Looks like heading down again.

dead cat bounce right now

Make it stop! They told me stonks will always go up because of Fed money-printing.
Do something Trump you moron

I just sold everything I had that was still in the green.

My account is now only red.

Guys, it hurts.

>>17487164
yes but there were many good moves to make.

>boomercide is happening
stocks for this feel?

>>17487147
>reduced to lurking

>>17487171
Are you... fucking retarded?

VIX 48

>>17487138
>How the fuck do we know if we aren't testing
Cause no one has come down with it yet and we're over the hibernation window

>>17487152
I don't know what YOLO is, but I think this speaks volumes to the current market sentiment

>>17486633
Still sharing this boomer-level fake tweet

Sad!

Whenever they announce a vaccine for this over the weekend this will be +4000 in one day

>>17487015
based

>>17487186
perfect time to buy more puts kek.

Does anybody actually think there won't be a huge end of day dump? It's a Friday after an unprecedented drop, do you really think anybody will be holding until Monday? I'm interested in your opinions, anons.

Imagine boomers buying into gold to avoid losses during the recession. Top kek

>>17487197
he has to be, no one can be that stupid.

>>17487147
Nice cope, retard.

boy you know, for a stock that's totally NOT overbought, APT really follows the big indicators pretty closely.
look at this shit.
like a carbon copy of SQQQ

Just buy the dip, r-right?

told you dipshits spce would be back to ATH this week

>>17487199
You are unimaginably stupid

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

DONT HOLD ANYTHING OVER THE WEEKEND

>>17487198
49!

>>17487210
Vaccine probably wont be out til at least the end of the year

>>17487210
Yeah the buy back when things calm down and good reports starts to swarm in will be crazy. That's why you should keep average in because it's impossible to time the bottom

BACK OVER 1000

>>17487213
yeah i think its gonna be a sellfest at 3:30, people wanna get out and not worry. Any lower and itll hit 12 mo gains

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/8AHCfZTRGiI

>>17487197
>>17487225
>>17487216
I'm echoing what our actual doctors are saying but sure I'm the dumbass compared to neet stock investors

DOW TO 24K EOD

>>17487237
This. Even puts are dangerous. Fed can come out on Sunday and dump stimulus. Clear out everything and rebuy what you think on Monday.

I bought AMD and BYND right at the top on Wednesday

Should I just say fuck it and sell for a $500 loss?

I've been making phat bear gains but I wonder if this shit is worth holding for a couple months and break even?

>>17487244
they're expecting one for april

>>17487259
My 8/21 $5 APT puts are up 50% today lmao. God bless this retarded market.

BANKS ARE ALMOST ALWAYS LEVERED IF YOU WANT PUTS LOOK INTO IT

why the fuck is spce up? what the fuck

OUR GREATEST ENEMY IS FEAR
OUR GREATEST ALLY IS FACTS

I love GILD at this price right now guys using it as an offset play to puts, it's very risky,

>>17487251
Yep, circuit breakers turn off at 3:25 PM and people just have to live with whatever happens.

But anon is right, people are going to be asking whether they want to hold over the weekend.

>>17487261
yeah, the israelis have one.
big shocker.
probably has a fucking microchip in it.

I told you fags about CTSO

>>17487244
This.

There's still sequencing, animal trials, human trials, finalization of production, and manufacturing.
It'll be months before we see any progress.

>>17487273
WE'RE GOING TO SPACE

>>17487254
They don't know what the fuck is even going on they won't call this a pandemic you absolute SHIT FOR BRAINS

Why is SPCE worth 4.71 Billion Dollar? Couldn't someone with a few million dollars buy some planes and do the same?

>>17487254
This is airborne boomer genocide mother fucker. R naught of 7. Asymptomatic spread. 15% severe infections. This is going to bring our society to its knees.

Markets are going to collapse. Are collapsing now. Get fucking ready.

>>17487199
You're not reading what you're typing with any rational, constructive, or critical thought. You're reacting emotionally.

Detach yourself from politics and your pocket book and realize what you're saying.

>>17487237
>>17487259
bros...i wanna see my puts hit 1000%, theres only 250% left to go

>>17487215
This. When you get laid-off & still have a mortgage to pay, food to buy, gas to put in your car, utilities to pay...wtf are shiny rocks going to do for you?

>>17487254
>our actual doctors who need a mass influx of sick people to profit off?
are you fucking retarded? lmfao

>>17487261
Yeah bullshit

>>17487273
You think our moon mission was cancelled because of a lowly virus? Ha! There's no viruses in SPACE

>>17487296
No. SPCE true valuation (in my opinion) is a least 10B.

>>17487260
sounds like you really know what you're doing

>>17486574
LIKE FIRE,
HELL FIRE
DARK FIRE
THIS FIRE IN MY SKIN

>>17487261
they're expecting to have trials out in ~3 months
the guy from CDC who spoke after Trump said the whole process from initial trials takes at least a year

>>17487295
>They don't know what the fuck is even going on
I love how random arm-chair commentators have total confidence they know more than our actual trained healthcare pros that are dealing with this

No wonder you niggers lose so much fucking money

The amount of panic on this board has been very educational.

>>17487327
>>17487327

Hell yeah dude, that's why I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>>17487261
https://www.clinicaltrialsarena.com/news/covid-19-vaccine-trial-submission/

>nearly a year to be market ready

>>17487311
DO NOT DO IT, AT LEAST SELL HALF

where the fuck is the dead cat bounce? should be happening right now. I can't fucking buy more puts if this doesn't bounce.

>>17487323
thanks dude

>>17486690
Threadly reminder that this is just a big nothingburger. The number of new cases in China has long-since peaked and is falling every day. The rest of the world will follow suit within 4 weeks. This will all be over by Xmas. Time to stock up on cheapies while you still can, especially Chinese stocks.

>>17487311
You can probably reach it today. I bet last 30 min of market will be a race to the exits sell.

SINCE LAST WENSDAY DOW WENT DOWN 4588 POINTS
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>17487264
You have to keep a close eye on it though, the price of options is largely a measure of uncertainty, not just whether a stock is going to up or down.

So in the case of puts, part of the price will come from the price of a stock going down, but a large part is based on uncertainty. Once people get a grip on what's going to happen, that uncertainty drops and the price of both calls and puts goes down.

There are a lot of people out there who profit by this and "trade the volatility". the trick is knowing when to get out.

>>17487315
>our actual doctors who need a mass influx of sick people to profit off?
>are you fucking retarded? lmfao

>thinking doctors profit off of shit like this

Are YOU retarded?

>>17486668
Unfortunately Cramer will probably be dead by the next time there’s an event like this. But he called it not to buy and to sell and raise cash. He’s buying now because he took his CLX gains this morning and his other gains last week and this week.

Dudes calling it
>when’s the bottom? I dunno maybe a major world leader gets sick...

https://twitter.com/thestreet/status/1233407832697004032

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

put $1000 into the market today, 1 share each of AAPL, COST and BLK. May add another $1K at the end of the day if things go more down. CHEAPIES

>>17487340
t. obese retard

>>17487075
No some algos trolling biz saw us say spce was a good buy due to its zero supply chain exposure (because they make nothing) and zero risk to employees (because they do nothing)

IMAGINE BEING TRUMP RIGHT NOW

>>17487336
I have given up on trying to explain that the medical threat posed by this isn't very high. The economic and logistical impact? I dunno, not my area. That said, I've been buying and selling SPY puts for an hour now so I don't really care how retarded people are so long as I'm making money kek.

>>17487336
>trained healthcare pros

Ha hahahahahahahhaah doctors are retards

uuhhh.....bearbros?

>>17487352
>implying Commies never lie

>>17487352
It's about the fear, not the reality.

>>17487352
"gather place"
what the fuck is this ESL shit

>>17487361
yeah, youre actually a fucking retard. please go kill yourself.

>Chinese caller at WHO conference:
>THERE IS NO CLEAR EVIDENCE THE VIRUS CAME FROM CHINA!!!
LMAOOO

>>17487190
At least you still had green stocks to sell...

>>17487342
already buying water and shit like that.

>>17487340
Oh just wait til it hits the streets.

>>17487355
>>17487345
thanks, i'll sell all in last 60mins of the market

>>17487352
STOP IM GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK BEFORE CORONA-CHAN GETS ME

>mfw getting shafted by GILD

NEW

>>17487397
>>17487397
>>17487397


NEW

>>17487397
>>17487397
>>17487397

the worst news is that bernie will win the election.

>>17486574
pro tip: Gilead Sciences starts testing their cure in March

the zeitgeist changes...

VIX has just gone options only on TDAmeritrade

Can't take much more.

>>17487306
>You're not reading what you're typing with any rational, constructive, or critical thought. You're reacting emotionally.

I'm arguing with people who are posting:
>>17487304
>This is airborne boomer genocide mother fucker. R naught of 7. Asymptomatic spread. 15% severe infections. This is going to bring our society to its knees.

And I'M the one emotionally overreacting because I'm listening to what the CDC is saying?

>>17487352
>He trusts Commie reporting

>>17487389
... it says gather pace

>>17487296
The reason SPCE is up (other than they hype) is not because of the "space tourism" angle, but because SPCE is also talking about using the tech to do a suborbital airline.

From what I've heard, the plan is for things like a 2 hour flight between the US and Asia. Given the insane cost of first class tickets, there would probably be a market for avoiding the 16 hour flight.

>>17487382
Yeah 4chan shitcoin investors are vastly more intelligent.

>>17487395
wait till last 5-10
trust me

>>17487390
>complete lack of argument

Average weed-stock memer.

>>17487364
The problem with Cramer is that he's a star fucker. He trades access for friendly reporting.

For example.. he has his chosen few CEO's. they give him access and exclusive interviews and he give them gushing praise for their stocks.

There used to be a rule to do the exact opposite of whatever cramer say.

>>17486919
>The virus has barely made it to the US yet.

Oh you sweet summer child

>>17487394
Yeah that's what I meant. If the panic is this bad here, well... I'm just glad I stocked up on supplies.

>>17487353
sorry, that was uncalled for. I would at least hold for awhile, as this specific action would be the definition of panic sale

>>17487215
How do I make yahoo finance show me the spot price of gold?

THE NEWS IS 2 WEEKS BEHIND BECAUSE USA HAS ALMOST NO TESTING CAPACITY. THE NEWS IS 2 WEEKS BEHIND BECAUSE USA HAS ALMOST NO TESTING CAPACITY.THE NEWS IS 2 WEEKS BEHIND BECAUSE USA HAS ALMOST NO TESTING CAPACITY. THE NEWS IS 2 WEEKS BEHIND BECAUSE USA HAS ALMOST NO TESTING CAPACITY. THE NEWS IS 2 WEEKS BEHIND BECAUSE USA HAS ALMOST NO TESTING CAPACITY.

Trump is not getting reelected over a pile of dead boomer bodies and a completely wrecked economy

And his "supporters" better burn their MAGA paraphernalia and delete their troll twitter accounts

>>17487531
Nooooo! U must drink Alcoholerino and support everyones favorite legal drugs!!

>>17486962
No. Bonds are getting more expensive because investors are moving funds into bonds. While this pushes the price up, it pushes the interest paid on bonds down.

>>17486757
How does that even work?

>>17487493
He's always done that though so I mean there's no "I'm blowing smoke got his guy's ass" disclaimer but we know he is
Also he only brings on people/stocks he owns so he *is* putting his money where his mouth is

>>17487596
XAU/USD

>>17487389
ESLs at least are proficient in some other language. Dumb burgers can't even read the only language they *barely* grasp.

Sony... are you ok?

I've been enjoying watching the Dow reset to earlier levels. So far we're back around June 2019 now.

>>17487960
Their new product the Crawlman

>>17486951
By risk profile, do you mean the premiums? With a put you have a finite loss so the risk is always apparent

>>17487366
you often buy stocks with such low yield for someone who always talks about dividends

>>17487007
You expect it to retrace that much? No way.

>>17487408

More like great news. Not only will we get universal healthcare, but a Bernie win is incredibly bullish for Bitcoin, as the upper-crust panics over wealth taxes and pours cash into a borderless unconfiscatable asset.

Just placed a bet on March 6 36$ Etsy puts, I only bought two for 5 bucks, I felt like making a gamble and seeing what would happen. Worst case I lose 10 bucks.