/biz/ - Business & Finance

Where's the bottom bros?

FUCK TRIPFAGS.

SELL SELL SELL AAAAAHHHHHH

so I can buy ur cheapies, lol

First for bloody friday

>>17471687
we'll see this weekend

>should I sell

What do you want your portfolio to look like if there are a million international cases?

What probability do you assign to that?

Did you have faith in the economy and ATHs before this week?

Apologize

Who here bought the dip 3 days in a row?

aaaaaaand wallah! We are back!

>they shut the TSX down today for "technical difficulties"
lmao we're fucked tomorrow, now people are really going to sell their shit.

>>17471687
26k

Started a position in SPXS. Didn't like how SPY failed to bounce over resistance levels.
Good luck, bulls.

>>17471678
*Ahem.*
Fuck niggers. Fuck boomers. Fuck boomer 401ks. Fuck the kiked up stock market. Fuck jannies. And fuck investing.

T. 100% cash

Lets take a stroll to Japan..

Q4 2019 GDP

(RTTNews) - Japan's gross domestic product contracted by an annualized 6.3 percent in the fourth quarter of 2019, the Cabinet Office said in Monday's preliminary report.

That was well shy of expectations for a decline 3.8 percent following the 0.5 percent increase in the three months prior.

The coronavirus is taking a shit on top of a flawed world growth theory, slowing high debt develeraging China, and USA economy that tanks on a rate increase without being pumped full of FED liquidity

I liquidated most stuff a few days ago. I have some cheeky spce, lly and snss just in case they moon though.

>>17471715
2 days, bought SOXL and 2 TQQQ yesterday, and a beautiful rock-bottom TECL today.

GOT MY CALLS SET FOR SQQQ

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>>17471666
I HAVE SPOKEN

>>17471725
Delusional retard tripfag

EVERYONE DO A BANK RUN!

PULL YOUR SAVINGS OUT OF THE BANK!

>>17471702
>this weekend
oh how naive, you think this week is the worst it can get?

>>17471715
I did top my index funds, gotta say... Feels good

STOP THE MOTHERFUCKIG TRIP FAGGOTS FROM MAKING THE OP

>>17471736
Eli Lilly?

Buy the dip... in companies that’s will likely be around 100 years from now and have AAA rated balance sheets... why not?

There’s some shit I’m going to cut my losses with to even it out...
even though I know I’ll regret it, but I’d rather keep a solid amount of cash and high quality equities.

Microsoft just seems like it has a brighter future than GlaxoSmithKline, you know?

>>17471694
They expect one of in the wreckage brother.

>>17471733
ill be completely honest anon, this is fucking BASED

>>17471702
In the worst case pandemic we won't see for 2 years.

Social Media humanity has never dealt with a mass die off before. We are talking 50 million dead in worst case scenario.

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>>17471743
Baste idea, ACCELERATE!!!

>>17471754
I got some calls on them, they just cured the cancers or some shit. and are trading at a 7% discount.

>>17471762
Also usa economy = consooomer

Fear of life = no longer consooming trash 24/7

They get afraid to go waste their $10 on starbucks and mcdonalds combo meals. Those soomers are the profits.

Ok boys final decision. Do I SELL or HOLD:

CME
LMT
ABBV

I've liquidated everything else. But this looks bad.

Why is this happening, corona-chan is a nothing burger, Gary fucking lied to me

>>17471744
>>17471762
i meant the short-term bottom will be seen this weekend and what news comes out. long-term bottom is at 16k

what put options to buy for easy money over the weekend? i have $300

>>17471710
Gold aint moving itll crash as well. Deflation NOT inflation.

>>17471754
I don't have more than I'm willing to completely lose in right now. Their cancer pills might give me a nice 2x EOY.

4 Trillion in market liquidity vanished,
Next comes credit crunch,
Recession,
Housing crash.
If this shit doesn't rebound this recovery could take years.

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Oops also meant to tag:
>>17471670

>>17471784
Yeah. It's riskier to play for a worst case though. Obviously. Just saying in those worst cases this gets much much worse. You'd have a supply chain destruction, recession, and pandemic at once.

FUCKKKKK JUST BREAK 26K ALREADY

Ugh not sure if I hold these puts overnight.

>>17471788
SQQQ

Odds of S&P breaking 3000 before close updated to 25%.

>>17471783
Who the fuck is Gary?

>>17471782
I would sell everything, the death of the global economy will prevent stocks from ever getting this high again.

>>17471782
Do it now. If it gets worse you'll literally kys

>>17471813
that's the base line, you can't go lower than 0.

>>17471793
prices will increase if supply chains are disrupted, gonna be herky jerky on where and what.

If China can't lie and trick their populace into going back to work we'd be in for inflation on lots of things.

>>17471796
When did you buy?

>>17471782
For better or worse I’m holding LMT and ABBV because I think they’re quality.

Could be wrong I’m a total amateur

Market Buy Bowl America

What are some cheap mask stocks to buy incase shit hits the fan?

>>17471826
based, screencapped for later compilation

lol is amrn halted¿

Odds of DOW breaking 26k before close: 10%

>>17471799
Dominos have been falling for a while. It's just the stock market's turn.

*ting ting ting*
AHEM
if you MUST buy the dip, only buy these and in small increments in the coming weeks

AAPL
MSFT
AMZN
JPM
BAC
HON

>>17471810
i agree with you 100%, a recession at BEST will come out of this, i wouldnt be surprised to see a depression either though. its pathetically sad as well looking at people reply on twitter on trump's tweets and people are completely fucking clueless about the virus AND markets and how bad its going to get in the coming weeks/months.

>>17471829
Boomers shut up shop. No one will spend a cent. Price of goods will plummet. My theory but again gold aint moving.

How are the markets doing? Recovering yet? I can't check and just read the threads but I can't tell who is shitposting and who is genuine

>>17471788
LUV puts are my faves right now

I had weak hands and sold but I made my monthly salary in a day so I won't be mad when tomorrow's selloff happens.
Thanks for listening

>>17471832
>When did you buy?
the SPCE and LLY today, I already liquidated everything else. I'm just putting a few orders in before I withdraw my funds.

Just hit $3k unrealized loss for the first time. I don't feel a thing. Why am I so blackpilled?

>>17471863
Its really bad anon

>>17471855
Based bad advice poster

>>17471841
3M is bouncing. Not sure where it will go. But likely up.

>>17471799
I can't wait to snatch up some boomers 480k underwater rental duplex for 300k in a year and be smug about it.

>>17471799
Doomers need a sanity check.

How can there be a credit crunch when the fed is literally printing billions every day?

fuck this market I'm done with it. What you guys playing ? I'm replaying the witcher but I'm getting bored. Anyone got any reccs? Any good simulation / strategy games you suggest ?

3000 approaches
Get the party hats ready

AND I'M FREEEEEEEEEE
FREEEEE FALLLLLIN'
i'm free falling yeah I'm free falling

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>>17471845
Odds of closing at EXACTLY those levels give or take some decimals because psychological significance of round numbers?

>>17471855
Based cute anine girl BUT
HON and not LMT?
Banks and not fintech?

No KO or PEP?

>>17471890
Kerbal space program, infinite replayabilty and you will never get bored with mods

We need more government regulations in the market. This shit never would have happened.

Can you sell that?
Ah, shit
Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah
Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Drowning deep in my sea of unrealized losses
Broken your account I withdraw
(Will you give in to me?)
It seems what's left of my human side
Is slowly changing in me
(Will you give in to me?)
Looking at my own realized gains
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes (oh no)
There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon in me
Get up, come on get down with the selling
Get up, come on get down with the selling
Get up, come on get down with the selling
Open up your orders, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the selling
You mother get up come on get down with the selling
You fucker get up come on get down with the selling
Cheapes is the gift, that has been given…

>>17471880
no bully!!!!!

>>17471861
yeah I guess

It's a demand/supply shock

fuck, whats the theory on that shit with a complex global supply chain and the demand nations getting fucked erratically

>>17471863
No deep red for the day.

Traditional wisdom indicates tomorrow will be really bad. No one wants weekend and exposure and tomorrow will be sales palooza

>>17471883
This, I will buy their house for a bargain and take a gigantic shit on their hopes and dreams.

>>17471890
I swear I flipped this fucking a I hate phone posting

26000 party time

>>17471871
Same. Sold but got back in an hour later. Really is an unbelievable time to short

>>17471710
>Crypto mooing

>>17471908
your mum needs regulation

>>17471890
Play eu iv and tropico 4/5/6

I wonder HOWEVER, think of this scenario. Say we have a full blown up coronavirus shut down in america, people stop going to work, etc. How is the government going to respond? Are they going to give out cash (THIS WOULD DECIMATE THE TRUST OF - AMERICA THE GREATEST ECONOMY EVER) and this would unironically pump gold to new fucking highs, no? And if America doesn't respond with free cash injections to people, there will be homelessness and bad debt write offs like never before seen.

>>17471890
Hide and seek

>>17471868
what option did you buy?

Somebody unironically sold me TECL for like $200 today.

Just imagine being that retard, selling at the absolute bottom, just surrendering 3+ moths of gains and letting me slurp them up like a sponge.

I will devour your fear, your panic, I feed on it, I will take everything from you and pay nothing for it.

>>17471914
crop it slightly next time

I can’t take this shit anymore

pretty sure gonna kms. Coronavirus can take all my money but it will not take me

I was born to profit from this.

>>17471909
I'm going to bully anime's asshole

>>17471929
>helicopter cash would decimate trust
Literally call it UBI and tell people how much it’ll save by coopting Yang’s argument

my daily graph looking like someone asked michael j fox to draw a straight line

closing under 26k today? dam

>>17471929
Probably something along the lines of mortgage payment forgiveness where the gov hands money to the bank in lieu of the lendee paying them. Then when everything goes back to normal the payments the lendee makes will be sent to the gov, once payments are caught up itll go back to normal.

>>17471929
I think the USA gov will try to keep economy moving at all costs.

Schools will shut down, but it will probably be advised only people 50+ stay home. Some measure to keep some of the systems rolling.

We are not doing the china shut down stuff unless it's out of control.

>>17471738
Patrician

>>17471913
Make sure when you do buy their boomer mcmansion from them for pennies on the dollar you lecture then about the value of a dollar and how you don't get anywhere in life without hard work

>>17471956
gib moneis

26K COME ON RETARDS SELLLLLLLLL

>>17471946
Until boomer shares are worth 0

Gg

>>17471957
I think INTJ INTP with pattern recognition are doing well right now

how many bulls are willing to jump off the cliff holy shit

>>17471939
yesterday. And OTM for hitting gaps

Im making money casually trading puts on robinhood. I feel bad because I’m profiting off of Chinese and Italians dying. Anybody else?

Trump impeachment when?

yall get that GHSI like i said? gave word a few days ago at bottom too. still anticipating a big run into ER

what are the odds we finish out the week red? is monday gonna rebound or fall more? i want to push all in but dunno

holy hell that pump is crumbling, donald must be crying right now

>>17471978
DOW 26 039,05
We are almost here

>>17471956
HAHAHAHAHAHA STUPID BULL DIDNT SELL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>17471894
>bullfags said we'd be going green by the end of wednesday
>thrusday has us breaking down into 2,5k
amazing

>>17472002
Monday will be red. im buuying puts for march 6 tomorrow

>>17471978
>mfw all the retards saying 27k was the floor for the past two days

amd to 40 by monday?

>>17471974
>iPads for every student from gov't deal with american supercompany APPLESOFT

>Zoom vidya lectures for everyone

>youtube is the new school

this will just excellerate what everyone's been kind of hyped for all along. kids won't even meet eachother in person until their social media profiles have been liked an equal amount and their "it's complicated" internet relationship gets 9000 hearts.

>>17472010
Disaster if S&P closes below 3030 imo.

>>17472002
Friday sell off to avoid holding over a gap weekend

monday sell off because of shitty news over the weekend

clueless people wondering why we are selling off over the flu as body count racks up

SET YOUR CALLS FOR SQQQ

SQQQ IS THE GOAT

SET YOUR CALLS FOR SQQQ

I GOT $32 FOR 3/20

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR YEAAAAAA

GIMMIE DAT MONEY

>>17471962
i guess so, but is the trump admin REALLY going to take that route? we've seen this guys to be retardedly dumb in all aspects of running a country
>>17471973
italy is actually doing this right now. its a big debt load off a monthly payment too so it definitely helps.
>>17471974
theyll definitely keep it going as long as they can/at whatever costs, yesterdays press conference relayed that message. but again, theres only so long you can do this before the pandemic hits you so hard that 50-60% of people are sick. youre just prolonging the inevitable like china was at beginning of january downplaying it. this is why it's so interesting for me, because how low are these cocksucking politicians willing to go to keep it going.

>>17472030
probably
intc will hit 50 by monday too
chipset companies are fucked

kek made a 2k off someones suggestion in here

thx m8, you timed QQQ puts perfect

>>17472031
Shut the fuck up boomer

This isn't a decline, this is a full blown recession. This might be worse than 2007-2010.

>>17471890
Kingdom come deliverance for rpg
or fuck it go play mount and blade

The markets will be so fucking purified after this, the boomers will be out of the market for good, this has obliterated them, their hands crumbled into dust and a new generation will inherit the throne.

S&P gonna be under 3,000, DOW J in the 25's RIP

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA YES YES YES

26k broken
You heard here first folks.

hello darkness my old friend

>>17472073
the market is purified when UBER is bankrupt

>>17471920
yeah you know what, one more can't hurt, right?

MGM puts printing. Nice

>>17472062
Can't bail out companies without destroying the national credit. It will be worse because it won't actually recover, American wealth will permanently decline.

*inhale*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17471946
Absolutely based

>>17472062
Here's to hoping. I've got money to make a year from now.

>>17472081
Boom

OH GOD THE FLOOR NO NO NO 26K WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FLOOR NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

at last... oblivion...

>load ze corona FUD

>>17472079
S AND P BELOW 3K
S AND P BELOW 3K

*ahem*

mic check, mic check 1, 2, 3.

I have an announcement to make
*cough*

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>>17472084
Disclaimer : Losses and exceed investment. Do not take advice from this board.

I LOVE BEARS
I'M GOING TO JOIN PETA TO SAVE THE BEARS

All you had to do was listen.
Why didn't you?

>>17472098
it is. we're effectively already in a recession. just the data hasnt been made public in the quarter yet.

GOD IS GOOD!

>>17471678
It's down by a thousand again! Why does this keep happening? When is the bottom?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Cash out motherfuckers

>>17472098
baste

bvlls have been completely cucked and destroyed in less than a week

>>17471823
Don't worry senpai I've already made plenty of profit selling Monday morning. These were the slow movers that I've been getting divvies on. I can afford to lose them but I think it's time to liquidate.

>Telecom Argentina somehow up
uuuhhhh

>Dow below 25k
my god

my pp hard

How did we drop another 1000 points?

Jesus I'm up almost 300% on puts do I hold until Monday?

Fuck me this is crazy

Supports have broken. This is real bad.

>>17472112

The anon in here who saw all the bears posting since January and didn't act..

I'm sorry, next crash you'll make it. Just get better.

RETARDS WILL SAY 'BUY THE DIP'

Watching CNBC work their way through the five stages of grief reminds me so much of 2008

Denial
> Chinese Bat death is nothing
> The markets are strong
> Don't worry, there are still a lot of good names to buy

Anger
> why are people still talking about this?
> the market down is an over reaction

Bargaining <<--- we are here now
> this will only be a "throw away quarter"
> the fed will lower rates and it will be fine
> production is gearing back up
> they will make up the sales later

Depression
> how could people be so wrong?
> how could companies put their entire production into China?
> why is my favorite company going broke
> WTF is going on here??!!???!!!

Acceptance
> leave me alone, I don't want to talk anymore
> the fortune 500 are only down 30%
> the companies who failed deserved to fail

THERE IS NO FLOOR HAHAHAHAHAHQAQAHA

Get those S&P 3000 caps out boys

It's time to remind you again.
1/4/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErkVMeMbcl0

Lol we crashing or what

>hours getting cut at job
>entire portfolio is red
>some retard dinged my car
This shit isn't funny anymore

NO SUPPORT
NO RESISTANCE
WE'RE TAKING THIS ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM

>>17472152
I... I just don't know.

>>17472147
SPY below 300 too, jesus.

>>17471725
Lol

It gets to a point where you have to question if this is too much panic

>>17472062
>recession
We Depression now

>>17472166
I had to turn it off when they spent an hour BEGGING the fed live on air to save them.

>>17472160
This is how we learn

>>17472081
How will Downald cope

CHIMERICA IS REAL
>CHIMERICA IS REAL
CHIMERICA IS REAL
>CHIMERICA IS REAL
CHIMERICA IS REAL
>CHIMERICA IS REAL
CHIMERICA IS REAL
>CHIMERICA IS REAL
CHIMERICA IS REAL
>CHIMERICA IS REAL

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1 year gains wiped out.

There's no bottom.....

>>17472155
Absolutely hold until monday. Who is going to hold when we could get 1000+ US cases over the weekend. CDC just changed testing requirements so hundreds of undiagnosed cases are gone a appear tonight and over the weekend.

Can you imagine if the indices fall back to pre-Trump levels? The democrats are gonna have a shitfest.

>>17472201
Make up lies and cover up coronavirus cases like China.

IF THE VIRUS DOESNT KILL TRUMP, A CORONARY ARTERY RUPTURING AFTER SEEING THE STOCK MARKET DOWN AGAIN TODAY WILL.

>>17472166
I've been watching it all day, mostly mental gymnastics by their commentators about how nothing is actually wrong here and still not to "buy the dip" yet but things will rebound. Yikes.

GET FUCKED BOOMERS
COMING FOR YOUR 401K STOCKS NEXT MONTH
COMING FOR YOUR HOUSE NEXT YEAR
TIME TO GO ON SECTION 8 BITCH LEMME KNOW HOW YOUR NEW NEIGHBORS LIKE LED ZEPPELIN AND ACDC

>He isnt going all in on APT and LAKE
Never gonna make it

Honestly this is fucking historic, I can't believe I'm witnessing this.

>>17472222
DING DING DING

>>17472188
You would have thought they would have learned from 2008 that the fed is just guessing like everyone else.

>-4% day
Dayum... this panic selling is delicious.

GOING FOR THE RECORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4% down in 1 day across all 3 major indices. We're near a 10% decline in less than a week, or have we already passed that?

It always weirds me out when SNSS does this flatline game.

The great thing about 25%+ of worthin puts

having to sell some the next day to rebalance because it became 50%.

>>17472202
Does this surprise anyone? It's like they've made a considerable attempt to hide it.

>HE BOUGHT """"""""""""""THE DIP"""""""""""""""""""
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

holy shit, tomorrow is going to be glorious one way or another

>-1100

Where is wizardtrip

Wtf dude you just made me so rich
I feel so sorry for all of you who blocked trips

Only a few more minutes ... Can't go down much more ... ca- can it?

Can we beat 2008 this week bros? I want to see Ford file for bankruptcy by March.

would not surprise me to find out that a bunch of funds were levered up too much and this unwind is the result of margin calls. this sort of action is not baked into typical risk models.

One of my penny stocks looks like it's about to get fucking delisted lmao

>>17472249

>>17472223
1 digit off of it happening. Here, check these digits and Trump dies of heart disease tonight. 7 and it happens in the next hour.

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its ogre

what the FUCK is going on

these pumps were absolute fucking lies.

Greetings from the other side of biz. Are we putting or longing this boys?

this is fucking awesome!!!

so many stocks going on sale WWOOOOHHOOOOO

>>17472249
dowj -10.8%
SP500 -10.4

>>17472201
Berate fed for rate cut that he should've saved for a situation like this instead of artificially pumping up his fake economy.

THE REASON YOU INVEST
AND I DO MEAN (YOU)
IS BECAUSE THE MARKET HAD BEEN
ABSURDLY EASY
That's
Over
Now
You cuckold
You weren't good at picking stocks
You were just investing in a super easy market
Get out now and don't come back!!!!
Index fund at the bottom then stop fucking playing with fire
You have been warned

You fags really should learn Tom DeMark (tm) Sequential (tm) including the Countdown (tm) and TD Support/Resistance (tm) and put it on a 1 minute futures chart. But you won't.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

DID YOU SHORT VOLATILITY? i know i keep shorting the top

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>>17472249
we are over -10% this week

Holy fuck that panic drop at the end though.

>be me, 20 years old
>have no stocks
>have a few thousand to spend
>ready to go balls deep in the gen x'ers and boomers
My turn now

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>>17472287
all these years later, still mad

>>17472255

>>17472291
Fuuuuck

Fuck guys, i’m down 15k in the matter of days

Basically just rewinding the market to 2017 at this point.

>>17472300
32 here.

i've got 50k waiting to go in.

is it time anon

One has to question the sanity of people who still say to buy after today

closes in half an hour right?

t. europoor

The last hour of tomorrows trading is going to be a bloodbath...

> circuit breakers turned off at 3:25
> who wants to risk holding through the weekend??

This is fucking hilarious. Leveraged hedge funds rushing for the rat hole at the last minute.

ho lee fuck

>>17472313
Oh no that sucks!!

Worst trading day in history

Holy shit these casino puts.

Fucking based

>>17472300
27 and got 20k ready to play with

Remember when Trump was telling you guys to buy the dip on monday? lmao

this is insane, at this rate, we'll just full off the chart sooner than later.

today was the single biggest loss in history

>>17472313
Damn feels bad man

massive overreaction going on and systematic
selling algos triggered ofc :)

Did you buy the dip?
LMAO

This is amazing

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 1.79%, ouchies but not as bad as the poor ess and pee. Acquired more SVXY, VXX butterfree: deployed, purchased gold. SPX breaking below 3k is astonishingly disturbing. These threds are unreadable, newfriends go back to pol!

>>17472258
wish I had believed him fully, but big gains are better than no gains at all

wow these prices are amazing i'm going for it

>>17472319
closed 3 minutes ago

>>17472337
Maybe in terms of numbers, but not in terms of % which is what's more important. I'm pretty sure the panic of 1892 and the 1929 crash were far larger % crashes of the market.

>>17472341
fucking retards lmao, was laughing at every pump rally this week

The bloodbath ends for today!

>>17472334
Same nigga

>>17472313
>tfw down 500
Meh, I got so much cheap shit I'm set for the next 10 years at this point. Plus I bought a ton of gold and precious metal mining shit before this all started and those absolutely skyrocket in a recession/depression scenario.

>>17472287

Gonna be fun watching all these "Market geniuses" who started investing in the past decade capitulate.

>>17471820
Tripfag on /pol/ who denies coronavirus

>>17472345
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i already sold all my stocks one month ago you losers

>Donald Trump begs feds to lower rates to artificially boost the economy
>Rates are already low with nothing to fall back on at this point
Good job to all the morons who voted for this clown. If we go into full blown recession we are fucked.

don't be too down bros. just know that for every $100 you lose, someone else probably lost $10000

oh word? total market gains since october wiped in 4 days? gg i guess

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>he bought the pump
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Howd yall do w your gambling money today?

IMAGINE NOT MAKING MONEY TODAY
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaahahaa
>t. bull until yesterday

jesus fuck this was indeed historical

>>17472332
This
/biz/ just changed my entire life. I’ll be mounting bull heads irl soon

imagine being bullish

AFTER HOURS KEEP FALLING

>>17472324
This just means that we get to experience the excitement of the 2019 bull market a second time :D

>>17472343
it really is... it's fucking beautiful

>>17472345
Vxx worth buying?

Thinking of liquidating my 11k worth of pfe for some

>>17472318
>day trading instead of investing long term

I buy everyday bruh.

lol, CNBC is acting as if this is an "overreaction" right now

>>17472352
In terms of percent it's still massive, quit coping

Black Friday tomorrow.

>>17472317
You're literally me.
31, 60k liquid saved up just waiting this whole time.
Finally a chance to move this stuff out of those baby <3% CDs soon

TWO WHOLE YEARS OF GROWTH WIPED OUT

IN 6 (SIX) DAYS

This is next fucking level.

>>17471894
>You can't have six daily candles in a row

Guys, could the autistic retards over at r/wsb be buying so many fucking puts thats its cratering markets?

Ok, it’s real. Sold my AMD at -5% loss. Sold anything with heavy China exposure. Going to buy up American manufacturers and solid companies that are minimally impacted. Still keeping SPCE though.

>afterhours vs normal hours
Fucking cocktease of a market this is becoming so dumb

I sure hope you guys bought some SPY puts today. We will probably bounce back Monday but we damn sure aren't ending above 300 on a Friday after this huge of a dumpening.

fucking unreal lmao

>>17472400
I'm not saying it's insignificant, I'm saying it's not the largest single day drop because you have to look at previous drops in context of the time when the exchanges were much smaller and less global.

TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK i should do??

Should i buy puts tomorrow on nasdaq?

wew lads

>>17472345
-6.56% today, down 13.25 overall

>>17472396
You know it's bad when even the jews are trying to downplay it

>>17472276
Whatever happened to this girl? Say porn

>>17472369
GG no re

Been 100% cash gang since Q2 2019
Lemme get some of that portfolio bitch

>>17472345
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17472378
>
Can I get a >you

>>17472316
>Basically just rewinding the market to 2017 at this point.
We're not stopping there.

>>17472396
The entire media has been fear mongering all week and now they are talking about overreaction? Fucking kikes.

So what's the floor now that 26k and 27K have broken?

Can you hear it?
The bubble
It's about to pop

29,6

Friday the 28th is going to be a historic day.

Stay tuned

FUCK YOU /BIZ/ LOST ALL MY SAVINGS. I TRUSTED YOU ALL

>>17472303
I'm mad about how stupid you kids are, not the market
I've been buying sp500 index since 2010
I got out in September 2019
Corona is not the problem
Corona is not the problem
Corona is not the problem

What a ride into AH. I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED

>>17472419
>bears crater the prices so the after hours jews can scoop up the cheapies without even competing with everyone else
The Bear/Jew alliance must be ended.

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

there people who STILL haven't figured this out:

we're looking at possible long term contraction AND deflation on top of massive amounts of existing debt

short the FUCK out of this economy
s

>>17472417
>Going to buy up American manufacturers and solid companies that are minimally impacted
lol, who?
CAT and GM have too much business in China to not be effected. Most US manufacturing is like this.

Guys help

>>17472439
the floor is when stock trading ceases due to a lack of living humans to trade with

>>17472404
Nice dude that's a big fucking nut to put down make sure you dollar cost average into it.

35k here but I'm not in any debt. Feels smug

SPY to 270 then big dick bounce just FYI friends. I consulted the charts, the stars, my spirit animal, it is inevitable.

holy shit

If we drop 1000 points in the DOW, where did that money go?

I’ve lost everything. I’m literally losing money. I can’t even afford to move anything around. Everything I’ve made last year was wiped in less than a week. I had actual dreams of living comfortably with a strong portfolio that would allow me to retire by 55. Now I have nothing. I have no money to buy the dip. I don’t know what I’m going to fucking do.

WE MUST LOWER INTEREST RATES!

how fucked is my inheritance if it's entirely invested and still is?

GALT closed green kek

VXX CHADS REJOICE

fuck im terrified of tomorrow and i don't even invest in stocks, fucking shit

>>17472454
I'm buying MMM tomorrow.

>>17472363
Yeah they will get fucked hard. The lucky few that become doomers overnight will also make money but still won't learn the fundamental lesson with is: you aren't a good investor -- you are just lucky -- stop taking so much risk.
They all learn eventually except for the dumbest

>>17472489
>tfw GALTchad

>>17472483
just retire when you're 70 like everyone else man, not so bad.

>>17472444
HOLY FUCK
777 DIGITS THIS MORNING PREDICTED TODAY WOULD BE BIBLICAL
LATER 6666 PREDICTED IT WAS OVER
444 PREDICTS TOMORROW WILL BE HISTORIC

MEME MAGIC IS REAL

The Americans might have traded for some of the meat but they carried no tantamount goods and the disposition to exchange was foreign to them. And so these parties divided upon that midnight plain, each passing back the way the other had come, pursuing as all travelers must inversions without end upon other men's journeys.

>>17472483
You only lose if you sell, fren

>>17472446
>Corona is not the problem
True

>>17472477
NEW
>>17472477
NEW
>>17472477
>>17472477

>BYND pumping after good earnings report
Fuck this gay market.

>>17472378
Fucking based

>>17472448
Feels like it because holy FUCK I'm tired of my option plays getting fucked by bear jew afterhours bullshit

>>17472439
there is no floor

>>17472152
the schizos were right.

>>17472483
Just wait it out. It dropped more than this at the end of 2018 and recovered less than half a year later.

>>17472483
Kek, you don't lose everything until you sell. Just wait a year.

>>17472491
What is there to fear? The market is correcting all at once, at this point there won't even be a recession, we're just going to drop straight down to fucking 2009-tier prices and start over.

>>17472460
just delete the app haha

God help us right now. Nearing a recession / depression, stocks in free-fall, a potential pandemic in the US that could kill thousands of people / tens / hundreds / MILLIONS! and we have Trump in charge of our executive branch. We are so fucked. This is not a guy that can respond well in stressful situations. His entire cabinet and he himself is completely incompetent and inept to deal with this kind of crisis.

breaking 25k next

>>17472345
Red day Final Flush out
150 point bounce on the SPX incoming for March Madness

How the fuck do I open a stock market account from Europe? Is Ameritrade available for europeans or any other online top brokerage?

i'm down, but not out

I've been warning you guys for weeks. Explaining why bad things are gonna happen. Why it's not worth risking your financial future when there will be hundreds of opportunities after this is over. Nobody to blame but yourself for not liquidating last week or even early this week.

>>17472483
Buy rope

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>17472528
I'd rather have Trump then any of the rest of the field of either party

>>17472516
S&P puts? Its what I got lol

>>17472176
>I had a bad day....

>>17472454
These:
Ko
Wm
Rtn
T
Vz
Lmt

>>17472549
Trump would be fine if he wasn't a literal fucking retard, but he is, and anything is better than a bumbling retard.

>>17472410
You ain't seen nothing yet

>>17472445
>he didn't listen to bobo posters
>he bought the dip

Shall we seek digits for market bottom? Dubs for floor of 20,000, trips for 15,000, quads for anarchy?

Either way, if Corona breaks out in the U.S, expect a blood bath. I took about $1000 or so in losses today. Still holding bonds, and some stuff still in the green.

>>17472250
its a penny stock bro. your shit moves up and down 1-2 cent incrementsl mao.

>>17472574
>T
>Vz
>manufacturing
I still held onto some shares of T despite all this. Bought in years ago and left DRIP on, got lots of it now.

>>17472600
Roll

>>17472483
hey that kinda sucks

How can I profit off this market?

>>17472445
You just listened to the wrong random anonymous posts. Do better next time. I know for a fact people have been calling for doom some mid January you just didn't listen and you're still not listening 10% is nothing we're going to be down 60% at the end of this hahahahahaha

>>17472444
Oh boy here we go

>>17472328
Not even close lol

>>17472600

Screen cap to confirm, gents.

For those of you who don't remember 2008, here's what's next...

Frozen Credit Markets
> companies rely on daily credit to buy their raw materials
> these loans are a regular occurrence
> to get these loans, the company must put up collateral.
> they use shares of their stock as collateral

Then...
> price of stock tanks
> collateral isn't worth as much as it used to be
> they have to come up with more money to borrow the same amount
> they can't, that's why they're borrowing in the first place
> they lose access to their credit

Then...
> rumors go around that company X is in trouble
> they're asking everyone for money
> hedges short the fuck out of it
> price of their stock tanks even more
> making their credit problem worse

Pretty soon...
> no one will loan to them because their stock price is down 40%
> company defaults on long-term debt payment
> company files chapter 11, shareholders wiped out.

However...
> they weren't the only people using their stock as collateral, other individuals and companies were too
> they start feeling the credit crunch
> it starts to look like dominoes falling as one after the other go under.

>>17472515
Oh wait, actually their EPS was lower than expected. It's now dying lmao.

Burn in hell BYND. Press S to spit on BYND's face.

>>17472452
>short the FUCK out of this economy
This economy?

>>17472554
Casinos and ford

I’ve never invested before. Is this the time biz?

>>17472467
You are so fucked. Screenshot taken

>>17472677

yea. buy buy buy

tell everyone you know to buy

>>17472677
No because it's not going back up this time. There's no money left to bail everyone out.

>>17472316
More like 2007

>>17471890
Check out outward. I think it's better than all the recent rpg's

>>17472701
t. boomer trying to save his 401k

>>17472639
shorts, puts, gold, there are lots of ways. they are not any less risky than the ways to profit of the other market though

>>17472478
>we drop 1000 points in the DOW, where did that money go?
When you go to buy a $1 apple and it turns out it's full of worms so the salesman says he'll sell it to you for 50¢, where did the money go?

>>17472600
>if

How long do you think SPY will go next week?

>>17472478
it obviously went to bagholderextraodor

>>17472445
Not me, apparently.

>>17472213
How do I short Trump?

>>17472439
what is the lowest number you can think of?

>>17473017
25,500.

short crypto thank me later

Crypto had a gree 8-10% day, imagine when they find out what happened to stocks , dump imminent

After that help me get a good online broker as European that I can use to buy any major stock and it's safe. Of course I only want to buy certain ones now that will go up, will tell you after that and short the hell out of stock also

>>17471687
>>17471694
Don't do it

>>17472460
oof

>>17473145
you'll learn a lot of new things in the comming weeks bullboy