/biz/ - Business & Finance

S&P puts printing rn feelsgoodman

/smg/ is lowercase, brahski.

First for FUCK TRIPFAGS.

First for cryptofags leave and go back to your shitty threads

>>17470519
FAIL

a tripfag AND a newfag?

Reminder that this is a bear market now. We've been overvalued for far too long.

>>17470496
Mommy make it stop

Please tell me it's gonna hold at 3k

Please mommy

>>17470496
>Educational sites:
>https://www.investopedia.com/
>https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Where is the god damn link you fucking nigger?

>bears are gay
>Bulls ALWAYS cum out on top
>The Corona virus is a meme
>BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP
>fuck memecoins

>-5% today
>-14% this week
this is the hardest i've been fucked in a while

>>17470533
TRIPFAGS CONCUR

this is why trips shouldn't be allowed

Bought my mgm puts at the bottom and they just turned around.

It looks like tomorrow is going to be fucking mayhem

>>17470544
hentai isn't educational, it's entertainment.

>>17470519
based

Fucking (((circle))) commie is already crashing global markets and it isn’t even the primaries yet

>>17470533
Yep but have a look at the vix. It's up in rarefied air here and never stays in this range for long.

Come on, let's test 26k one more time before close

>>17470556
Tripsfags need to be used as human experiments to cure the bataids (except baggy that nigga is ok)

>>17470583
No, they all need to go.

>>17470564
>you cannot learn anything from entertainment
Brainlet detected. Hentai is a glimpse inside the perverted depths of the jap mind.

http://archive.is/V6IgT
No such thing as recovered

>>17470532
That picture is amazing.

Also, if I get dubz and green ID, we will recover. If i get 666 trips, sell sell sell

Bears are gey

>>17470593
Japs are literally the worst people on Earth, they were 100x worse than the nazis

>>17470602
no u

did you buy the daily dip anons?

>>17470593
IMPLYING WE CARE ABOUT WHAT GOOK EYED CHINKY CHING CHONG JONG PERVERTED DEPTHS OF THE JAP MIND ARE

>>17470572
he won nevada, tied iowa, and i think he won in new hampshire too. the democrats literally help register retarded people to get them to vote for the guy. I mean I would never help a retarded person register to vote because I don't believe retards should be voting to begin with. this is probably why republicans alway have lower support among youths.

Corona is the black swan event to tank the markets. No one gave a fuck about corona 4 days ago and now all mainstream news is reporting the end of the world. Yesterday the reporting slowed and there was a slight recovery and now back to doomsday news and back down. It's so blatantly obvious.

Which way they prod it is unknown. Do we have a full blown recession or does the USA make a magic cure that saves the world and sends the stocks to ATH.

*cough*

CORONA ONLY KILL OLD PPL YOU NO WORRY. HURRY UP AND BUY

>>17470583
>>17470588
Seconding that Baggie is fun. It's like our own little pet retard whom we laugh at. I hope he never leaves unless it's for killing himself in which case that's fine by me.

>>17470521
>first the knife gets plunged in our backs
>then he twists it

>>17470612
You mean the put discount?

>>17470604
>nazis were bad

>>17470612
Haha fuck no let it burn my dude.

If you're not options trading right now, I dont know what to tell you.

>>17470551
I could fuck you harder?

In the ass?

california is doomed
bear is strong

>>17470521
Phew was just about to sell everything but guessing I'll hodl now. Thank you Emperor Trump!

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e056R97svz8

>>17470576
If you are so short about VIX coming down just play it and sell volatility (ahem, options, ahem).
I did sell some earlier this week and regret it very much. Luckily I had enough brains to have some short positions to hedge.

Hurry up and finish my eft so I can buy the dip!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!

The authorities required discharged patients to stay home under quarantine for 14 days, and allowed them to be released after
>>both throat and anal swab tests showed negative.

SWAB MY ANUS PLS AFTER I TAKE A PEE PEE POO POO

>>17470496
Include the Hentai, you fucking useless faggot

https://nhentai.net/g/156153/

>>17470621
damn, she pretty fat

I fucking blink and we drop another 500 points. WTF is going on!

>>17470657
keep blinking! o_o

>>17470613
>we
>tripfag
kys

>>17470657
its just a prank bro

GFY Yippies, Trump 2020 cry me a river for next 4 year. Also go balls deep in BSV.

monitoring over 8400 potential cases in Cali looool its over

Alright somebody correct me here.

Last two days seemed like artificial pumps to buy time or just boomer dead cat bounces. You guys agree that the sell off tomorrow will leave legions of bag holders as institutional investors and whales look to minimize weekend risk in the form of more coronavirus cases and deaths?

reminder that the market is only dropping because Bagholder and Comfy bought calls, they should be capitulating right about now

Pendy before we die I just want to say I love you

>>17470682
YOU ARE CORRECT. GREAT JOB.

THREAD THEME:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-sxRU7nnO0

>>17470634
o-ok

S&P attempting to set a higher low on the hourly.

>BREAKING: France reports 20 new cases of coronavirus
holy shit
now that we're going to see the "real" numbers for a while this is going to explode.

ETH BACK UP AND CLIMBING

>>17470682
where has there been a dead cat bounce, we have closed red every day since last friday

THE SELLS ARE GLORIOUS

>mom found old bank book for my childhood savings account were all my birthday/Christmas money went.
>markets crash just before I go to dump all 4k of it into my 2019 IRA

wew that was close.

>>17470697
.................no

ACTUAL CERTIFIED CORONA FREE THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PlgN0ta6E8

>Buy the dip bro
>Why wont you buy the dip bro
>It literally can not go below 27k
>"U wasted that chance to buy calls like a fag"
Hahaha
Fucking bull fags

>>17470710
>>17470675
I hate you niggers. Like seriously. Go fuck up any of the other 9k threads specifically for crypto.

>>17470496
>Clown's

AAAAAAAAH, they halted the Toronto Stock Exchange due to (((technical issues)))

https://mobile.twitter.com/TMXGroup/status/1233103887856553984

>>17470615
virus no cure

F's in the chat for all the boomers who were planning on retiring this year or next

>>17470734
This might be the largest volume day of all time

>tfw it breaks 3k

>>17470711
Lunch time today and the wild swings yesterday.

>>17470734
YOU GUYS FUCKING DID IT NOW!!! MOTHER FUCKERS!!! DAY OF THE RAKE NOW!!!

>>17470721
THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6nARSpM-0s

GHSI - Guardion has signed a Letter of Appointment with Ho Wah Genting Berhad (HWGB) to create a new formula, designed to enhance the immune system.
Corona virus play+++
not too late. great ocular health products too. anticipating big run into earnings.

>>17470734
>Sorry eh, but the numbers are red.
>What does this mean eh
>Eh must be a malfunction

>>17470734
holy shit what. Even with weed stocks, that shit only happened with individual brokers going apeshit from the volume (scotiabank held up strong though because they charged $20 per trade back then)

>>17470739
>no cure for a virus
Imagine being this fucking retarded.

If you look not at all closely, you can pinpoint the exact moment the opening bell rang.

six days and counting

>>17470715
dumping bags on everyone stupid enough to think there isn't huge clusters in USA

>>17470740
Instead they'll be dead due to corona

>>17470496
Sell your indexed equities you fucking clowns and bear with the bobros or forever live in bitcoin levels of regret.

What are the chances of the S&P 500 fututes breaking the 3k support before the closing bell?

>>17470734
They should try unplugging and plugging back in again.

How easy is it to get approved for margin/options trading? I'm applying for Fidelity but will I get rejected if I'm low income with no experience actually doing it?

>>17470798
100%

>>17470793
I don't know if I'm ready for my parents to die :(

THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7knINyq2Mg

>>17470798
PROBABLY UNLIKELY. AH IS WHERE THE FUN WILL BE. AND TOMORROW THEY WILL BREAK 100%.

>>17470801
Super easy, at least it was on TD Ameritrade. Basically just took 3 to 5 business days

We just started the downtrend.. The spread just began worldwide

We aren't at the millions of cases level

Do not go bull.

>>17470801
Yes, say you've been trading for 7 years

>>17470615
>No one gave a fuck about corona 4 days ago and now all mainstream news is reporting the end of the world.
In fairness, the spread ex-China has increased over the past few days. That is real news to report.

How do bears make money of falling share? Put warrant?

GET THE FUCK IN HERE YOU RETARD CÙCKHOLDS
>GET THE FUCK IN HERE YOU RETARD CÙCKHOLDS
GET THE FUCK IN HERE YOU RETARD CÙCKHOLDS
>GET THE FUCK IN HERE YOU RETARD CÙCKHOLDS
GET THE FUCK IN HERE YOU RETARD CÙCKHOLDS
>GET THE FUCK IN HERE YOU RETARD CÙCKHOLDS

>Eli Lilly Says FDA Committee Votes in Favor of Approval of Lung Cancer Treatment Cyramza
>6:19 AM ET, 02/27/2020 - MT Newswires
>06:19 AM EST, 02/27/2020 (MT Newswires) -- Eli Lilly and Co (LLY) said Wednesday the US Food and Drug Administration's Oncologic Drugs Advisory Committee has voted in favor of Cyramza as a first-line treatment of metastatic non-small cell lung cancer with activating epidermal growth factor receptor, or EGFR, mutations.

>The FDA is expected to consider the committee's recommendation in its decision whether or not to approve Cyramza, which already has approval in the US to treat four different type of cancers.

>EGFR is a protein that helps cells grow and divide, the company said.

>Price: 133.54, Change: +0.01, Percent Change: +0.01

Why didn't we collapse here?

>>17470798
Current assessment: 60%
If hourly higher low at 3032 breaks: 95%

>>17470831
Put Options/Warrants
Short selling (Lend shares, sell, buy back for lower price)
Turbo-Warrants

Theres like 20 different ways

>>17470840
the jews control this shit

>>17470801
lie about experience

>>17470840
>Being this new
literally google it

Please no one feed this little baby

>>17470840
That dip was due to Powell hiking rates four times in 2018. He would take back three of those hikes in 2019.

predictable af market lol, shits gonna fall again at 230

>>17470834
Kek

We should do like china and ban Shorting

>>17470773
do you understand what novel means???

>>17470838
cures cancer, stock drops.

>>17470831
Harvesting tears

I'm down 11-15%.
Should I sell or hold?

This market is so retarded half the people in it are wondering why the 1 case in california caused a sell off

STOP
FUCKING
SELLING

>>17470838
Are you saying I should buy?

>>17470853
>Please no one feed this little baby
Hey fuck you. If you don't want to answer the question, fine. Don't be bully and insist no one else help.

>>17470840
You newfags are fucking cancer. This thread is so godamn awful today. I hope you lose all your money you ever try to invest and kill yourself honestly.

>>17470649
ok i read the whole thing. I didn't learn shit.

>>17470886
Thanks I was considering selling my put but this made me decide to sell more and throw the cash into further shorts

I wonder if the market we're seeing now is a consequence of Japan announcing an upcoming adoption of bear anime, titled bear bear bear bear, where the main character was an investor

Me looking at my $1000 unrealized loss from today only.

>>17470801
shamelessly lie about your income and experience. 10+ year xp in every product, 100k+ a year from inheritance

>>17470881
hold anything worthwhile (dividend paying blue chips) sell the rest, buy puts and profit

>>17470840
We won’t collapse. This is pure FUD and market manipulation. There will be a massive short squeeze this coming month, better get in.

>>17470897
You never learn from anything because you're a fucking retard.

>>17470881
sell, you wanna be liquid when the recession hits

>>17470910
unrealized/realized only matters to the tax man

>>17470915
I hold nothing worthwhile

>>17470914
>100k+ a year from inheritance
>yeah man my family keeps dying I dunno lol

>>17470874
The other anon referred to future development of a cure. That faggot implied that because it is a virus no cure could exist. This is completely untrue and anyone who knows anything about medicine would know this.

>>17470838
That shit isn't going to move. I bough a call on it that expires tomorrow. You'll have to wait longer than that to get any tendies.

>North Korea's first confirmed Coronavirus COVID 19 patient shot dead

holy kekerino's, this is a funny chart

>>17470927
oh
cut your losses and convert to cash, buy puts, buy better stocks when things settle

>>17470922
It has to drop 11% or more if I want to buy lower and still make money.
Will it drop that low?

>>17470931
Lmao say exactly this

>>17470914
this works

>>17470936
>This is completely untrue and anyone who knows anything about medicine would know this.
Name one virus with a cure. Not a treatment, a cure.

>>17470931
more like nana's victorian in golden gate park sold for 10 million and you have a trust of $100k a year

can someone explain what this means to a brainlet?
i buy one contract at 1350, and if the stock price goes to a certain level by a certain date, thats how much I can profit, with less profit closer to expiry?

>>17470826
>>17470914
>>17470852
But could they just close my account and sell my securities if they find I'm lying?

>>17470940
holy fug o__o

>>17470920
what was I supposed to learn?

>>17470940
They could probably fix the problem really quick by killing everyone that was in contact with the patient

>>17470940
Guys I think we found the cure

>>17470944
most people on here are saying this will be back to ATH within the next couple of days

>>17470949
based

I'm huge % cash
rest puts

Feels good, pretty much safe just greeding it with puts, cash enough to be up ez

This feels great

>>17470940
FUCKING BASED!

>Microsoft (NASDAQ:MSFT) withdraws from next month's Game Developers Conference, citing coronavirus concerns.
>Facebook, EA, and Sony will also skip the conference.
b-buy the dip

>>17470964
No. They want your money in there.

>>17470922
This

>>17470949
Okay. But isn't it a bad thing to actually sell at a loss ever?

>>17470962
I'd explain it to you, but I'm a fucking retard.

>>17470940
my fucking face when it's real

>>17470962
That's literally what it says right on the page. Shoot yourself in the head.

How to make more money to invest?

A 23 year old fit female soccer player passed away in Iran from Covid-19.

I am now concerned

>Make "correct" prediction swapped to cash and gold.
>gold threatening to go sideways and slowly siphon off my gains

What do?

>>17470996
i dont get the maximum return part though. why is it at a minimum stock price, on the expiry date? shouldn't it be $0 on buy date?

>>17470887
I already gave you the answer
you really can only lead a horse to water...

>>17470888
Nah I'm mostly seeing what others think of it, if anyone knows about the competition in the NSCLC space, I don't know anything about the EGFR mutation thing yet.

It's promising though.

I'm actually now in the red on LLY. It's an expensive stock and I probably got too greedy and should've cashed in. Also I DCA'd up WAY too soon.

>>17471000
jobber

>>17471006
Buckle up

>>17470687
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy

>>17470734
Servers running hot maybe

>>17470968
next couple days? highly unlikely. i see it bleeding down to $10-15.

>>17471007
This is why I recommended puts. If you want to do good in a downward market, the best play is inversing the market.

>>17471007
gold is literally a scam set up by the 1%, just short one of the big indices

>>17470828
Aside from the Italy fiasco, where else is it festering?

>>17470985
i don't think so. nothing wrong with losses if it affords you more opportunities. here's me getting rekt then getting it back

>>17470985
Losing the battle is not losing the war.
Think about the opportunity costs. The money that you have in the assets that are depreciating could instead be in put put options on those very same assets and you would be making money.
Your choice though.

>>17470940
thats one way to solve a problem

>>17470551
this is why you pay attention to world events.

hi

Thanks boomers that discount lunch special on puts was delicious

>>17470893
Still mad all these years later

>>17471010
No nigga, you're buying a put. That would be true for a call. (If I'm reading your post correctly.)

Stay away from options if you don't understand them. Even if you do, probably better to steer clear.

>>17470979
this. they will never ask for proof, they would love you lose all your money with them but they are required by law to refuse dumb money. it's just a protection in case your lose it all and you sue them because they gave you access to financial products you didn't understand. "oh anon said he had experience so we did nothing wrong letting him gamble on futures and options your honor"

>>17471006
>young
>female
>athlete
>the literal least at risk demographic
we're fucked

>>17471034
Literally cali, ny and western Europe

>>17471046
Oh wow can I eat this thing?

>>17471010
Maximum return is how much you would get if the underlying went to 0 at expiry. Now back to my original point, you're too stupid to trade options and contributing the degredation of this threads quality, either kill yourself or leave.

>>17470962
just use the performance graph of your broker

what the fuck is gonna take for ayx to fall? jesus fucking christ

>>17471006
post pics.

>>17471066
NO CHANG, DON'T DO IT! I BEG YOU

>>17471066
..............yes, it tastes like chicken and aids

If all the traders on Wallstreet got coronavirus and died, the market wouldn't go down anymore, right?

APT is gonna go down r-r-right?

Power Hour Pump (PHP) incoming, CNN reporting the Bulls are arriving at wallstreet as we speak

>>17471079
>>17471080
Aight I don't like chicken. Can I fuck it instead?

>20% of human manufacturing shut down already
>Pandemic confirmed
>Spreads in Western Europe and America just fine
>Death rate of 20% in Iran


IT'S JUST A SHORT SQUEEZE STOP SELLING -t. /biz/
How do you idiots manage to lose money with a month of forewarning that China had shut down manufacturing? You had so much time to sell, why didn't you sell last month? Why aren't you selling now? Why are you THIS retarded?

>>17471090
......................no

>>17470952
People said it wouldn't drop this far in the first place. I dunno lol this has NEVER HAPPENED IN MODERN HISTORY.

When's the last time China had to shut down production? Globalism is fucking everything because everyone has ties to China.

https://twitter.com/balajis/status/1233117043110694912

ummm, what does he mean by "There are 98 #sarscov2 sequences on file now which one can use as references, to compare to the Travis AFB & Solano strains."

>>17471069
>never learn
thanks, sound advice

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

lol north korea shot their first confirmed coronavirus case: https://www.ibtimes.sg/north-koreas-first-confirmed-coronavirus-covid-19-patient-shot-dead-report-40042

So far I've only had a mutual fund and was playing the long game, but after losing about 20% unrealized and reading up on how covid has/is going to continue fucking the global economy I pulled out from my fund (heavily tech focused like Microsoft, Salesforce, Visa, etc) and am planning on holding most of what I have in a low risk govt fund, put maybe $500 in something like sqqq just to see what happens (maybe if Im insanely lucky see the growth from 2010), and perhaps put some money in hospitals/health care. Im thinking I made the right call, but am wondering if you guys think I fucked up/overreacted

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>>17471096
Viruses mutate into different strains

>>17471014
Buy. every. dip.

>>17471051
I'm mad because this thread is teeming with sub saharan IQ's today. I can deal with some stupid, in fact I'm proud of stupid people who want to learn, but the hoards of retards on volatile days are just looking for cheap entertainment and to feel smart. Fuck those guys and shoot yourself.

>>17471105
/biz/ classic

>>17470560
Why anon? Im new to this shit. Is the stocks gonna keep plummeting? Or are have they reached the bottom?

>>17471093
Idiots think normal trading signals work during a crisis.
>hurr Durr everyone sell me buy!

>>17471105
>It all comes coughing down.

>>17471105
THREAD THEME:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a34ELYISVyQ

>>17471112
so there are 98 strains of the SARCOV2 virus, but would a vaccine target them all? i get theyre from the same family of virus but this shit seems to have mutated into too many strains way tooo fucking quickly, no?

Down $100, 25% on mining stocks, should I sell?

>>17471116
Zoom in.

>>17471099
You're not learning, you literally asked to be spoonfed basic shit. Take a shotgun to the head plz

>>17471099
Learn somewhere else, say from a reputable source instead of a chinese bat recipes book club, idiot.

>>17471086
>but $5 august puts yesterday
>jumps 70% today
>made $100

options are magical things

>>17471135
The name of the game in virus control is preventing transmission by any measure. So if you develop a vaccine that is effective against 70% of the strains, that's still a major victory

>>17470917
You're delusional. We've been warning you for months that China has SHUT DOWN PRODUCTION. You had time. Now it's too late and you cope.

>>17471010
Because with a put option at expiry you can buy the stock at market price and sell for the strike price, betting you the difference.

I luckily sold most of my stocks last week.
But I'm still depressed
>Tfw no GF (ever)

Fuck money. I need a GF.

>>17471119
guess what nigga, im just tryna earn some cash so i can go to the strip club and buy some tendies so back off

All in on SQQQ. Virus + Election = Bear Cave
Gonna be eating honey like a KING until I evaulate Q1 2021 to redistribute.

>>17471147
>i already know it therefore it should be common knowledge
>and dont ask questions
cringe and fagpilled

lol this fucking market

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKnX5wci404

>>17471151
its been out for 3 months now and have 98 strains, vaccine is probably 3-6 months (EARLIEST) away, i mean were looking at 300+ mutations if not more because of exponential growth.

tomorrows plays look so obvious, but would it be THAT easy? I don't know anymore.

>>17471159
Maybe get a fucking job then, Jerome. You smell like piss.

>>17471143
how about you zoom out faggot, you think buffet shat his pants every time the market dropped 10%?

>>17471158
You can lose a lot of money chansing women. But I don't know many who lost women chasing money.

>>17471137
Yes, buy VXX calls when another dead cat comes

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I LITERALLY BOUGHT THE TOP IN THE GOLD MINERS AGAIN!!!

FUCK BARRICK
FUCK KIRKLAND LAKE

also:
ITS TIME
KO CREW
DO WHAT WE DO!!

>>17471093
Do you really not know what a short squeeze is?
>>17471103
>Selling MSFT, V
Add in LMT and MA and that’s literally all the shit I’m buying (except for an NVDA limit order that triggered fuggggg)

>>17471149
Yeah I'm starting to get just a little bit worried that apt is going to be the new J&J even though I know that's impossible. Feel like the expirations are to close on this, but also know that that's just my stupid fear and that this coronavirus scare will Wax and Wane and I'll still be able to make my strike prices

>>17471177
no, but buffett has been sitting on 100B+ cash for a while now saying everything is overvalued and theres no good plays.

>>17471184
forgot pic

>>17471173
wait till tomorrow morning. you don't maximize gains, but you mitigate potential losses.

>>17471158
/biz/ is ur gf now

>>17471166
Options is basic shit, if you can't figure it out on your own literally just give your money to someone smarter then you to manage. Once again I'll ask politely, please shoot yourself.

Any more put opportunities?
I already have a bunch on indices

AHHHHHHH I WANT TO LOCK IN MY GAINS BUT THIS PUT COULD GO FAR
WHAT SHOULD I DO BEARBROS??

>>17471177
I have a higher yearly return than both you and Buffet combined. Stop coping, don't pretend you wouldn't have loved to have sold the top and be sitting in cash right now.

SOXL chads r-rise up

>>17471175
What the fuck did you just say about me, little bitch?

>>17471158
>>17471179
Our you could chase traps and not lose anything. Depending on how much you've got, this board is your hunting ground.

>>17471116
>when you take Zoom Out a bit too literally

>>17471206
having a higher yearly return than one of the richest men on the planet.
Cope
Harder
Faggot

executed a few bull leap plays for bac and spy

>>17471184
Yeah even if they do make a nice foundation out of this though you gotta figure they'll get knocked back down to reality before any realistic takeoff

>>17471166
if you have any questions, direct them at me. i'll answer what i can.

>>17471222
>zoom out
>on a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero
bears win on entropy?

>>17471207
If you think it's bad now, you better buckle up

>>17471233
Yeah, I'm just worried that this will cause them to settle back down at 5 a share rather than 3

>>17470843
3032 has broken. Day's low is now potential support. Odds of breaking before close amended to 85% due to weak volume so far.

I don't want any of the anons here to die

>>17471252
I want to buttfuck you.

>>17471252
I don't want any of the anons here's parents to die either.
that will make some of them sadder than they would probably admit.
:(

>>17471252
me neither
stay safe friends

>>17471179
Oh boi. Too deep for me.

>>17471194
I can't cuddle with biz ;_;

>>17471220
Traps irl look like man with makeup.
Also, where do I find girls and 10/10 cute female traps?

Kirkland Lake is fucking dumping hard holy shit

>>17471226
Yes, you dumb faggot, returns are measured by percent increase, not total value.

How much are you down right now? Keep crying.

>>17471177
Most boomers shit themselves when the market goes down even 2%. They're fucking vaginas. Boomers grew up in a time where they could fart on a lawnmower and startup a million dollar landscaping business. Then buy a house and watch it grow 50x its normal price without worrying about a thing. Then they all had fat pensions and retirement plans that barely took any dents. Everything was easy as fuck and low risk for them all the time.

Nowadays you need to take exponentially more risk to get the same gains boomers got. Very difficult to make it rich when everything is inflated and you don't have millions to start out with.

this fucking market makes me want to die frens

>>17471199
while you were seething, was honing my skills and getting on the road to making it.
this will be funny to think back to in a couple of years.
>>17471234
thanks anon.

>>17470957
A cure simply means that the disease is completely resolved following treatment. Acyclovir for varicella would be a treatment, but not a cure as the virus is not eradicated from the body. Ribarvirin is an antiviral which treats and results in eradication of RSV and therefore is a cure as much as any antibiotic is.

STUPID RETARDS THAT THOUGHT IT WOULD RALLY TODAY

HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHA

baby's first real risk

>>17471276
what % today

>>17471268
All the gold miners are, she's blood red today.

>>17471271
lmao just take out a $100,000 personal loan and buy a ton of puts.

>>17471182
>Do you really not know what a short squeeze is?
I'm crossboarder scum just here to laugh at you for not selling a month ago, so no, but I get the general idea. It's basically the opposite of a bull trap and you're even more retarded than I thought if you think this dump is not a direct cause of the death plague sweeping the globe right now. Can you imagine erasing 4 months of gains just to wipe out stock shorters? Ha. Hahaha.

>>17471263
My mom called me last night scared as fuck. She couldn't understand why the government was saying the virus will get worse, but also said it's "like a flu". Anyone can see the double-speak.

Broke my fucking heart.

>>17471269
I am not down because I have been investing for the past 6 years.
what is -8% to +80%?

>>17471276
Stop trading. You couldn't even make money during the easiest bull market in history. You're the worst 'trader' I've ever seen and you need to just give it up.

>>17471312
The great boomer reckoning is upon us
Next will be real estate.
Finally will come "classic" autos

>>17471299
Yeah, I'm really surprised. I thought this was gonna be a safe haven. Probably will recover faster, so I'm not worried about my calls, but fucking hell

after the weak are purged

eternal bull

>>17471276
remember that guy u called a schizo for warning you about the coming storm.

>>17471312
I wasn't ready for that, take care of her man

>>17471317
16% loss

O
FUGG :DDDD

SHOULD I BE BUYING?!

Not Home Depot ofc, this wont make much of a difference for them. But masks. If not for me, then for my boomer parents.

Maybe actually some backup water and foods and bleach, whatever I have is probably pretty old and spent a lot of time sitting in plastic bottles.

>>17471248
F
I’m so fucked haha fuck me

Shouldn’t have bought those calls.
Should have taken profits on REGN.

>>17471248
F
F
F
F

>>17471299
>>17471268
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHYYYYYYY

>>17471332
of course. But I'm waiting until I know it's safe.

>>17471317
>what is -8% to +80%?
That's so pathetic. You're down for 2020 at the very least and 80% in six years is pure garbage. You're wasting your time trying to fit in here when you need to leave your ETFs alone and shut the fuck up.

>>17471297
-37%

>>17471312
Fuck your mom. Buy puts.

>>17471284
How are you going to make it when you can't read a simple gradient chart dude. It's gonna take you at least 5 years to catch up. just admit it, suicide is probably your happiest outcome

>10% correction
Weak. Winter 2018 was way more scary.

>not buying the 10% drop during the eternal golden bull run
Never gonna make it

>>17471341
I only live about 30 minutes away from my folks. Told them to stock up on food and water just in case, the economic hit is the real threat here imo. My dad's a bit of a lazy boomer but he's got guns and ammo. They'll be safe. It just absolutely killed me to see her so scared and helpless.

I'm cumming!

America will never recover from this. We will never see the numbers this high again. Enjoy witnessing the fall of the modern rome.

>>17471305
>short squeeze
>t's basically the opposite of a bull trap
No. Due to the nature of short selling, short sellers must buy in order to exit their positions. Most will have stop loss orders at break even or in profit. If the price rises sufficiently to start a cascade of shorts covering you get the "squeeze" and a violent upwards move. Not the same as a bull trap. In fact the short squeeze move itself can be a bull trap.

>>17471248
3000 breakage odds amended again. 50%. Sell volume still weak. So buy pressure forming.

>>17471336
I don't see any dead americans. only 15 people sicks i

>>17471305
This post doesn't make sense but you're never gonna make it if you can't make even more money in a bear market than in a bull market.

New to investing, should I dump? Don't have the money to buy the dip until next week. If so, what should I buy to profit off the coronavirus?

>>17471376
WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED BARBIE!

>>17471330
Ya they are still equities at the end of the day, plus they've been rallying heavily last couple of weeks. As you said though they should recover faster as they are still bullish on the W.

Black Friday.

I made 200 dollars on a stock today. Should I panic sell or hold out?

what spy puts do I buy

>>17471346
same here

going 75% leverage afterward

hopefully hit a few millions

Are the kikes trying to crash the market so that they can blame it on Trump?

>>17471376
*sip* yeah I remember winter '18. You kids wouldn't have believed it

>>17471089
tuning in cnn now, need spce back up to 40 today so I can break even

>>17471370
>-37%
Just fucking stop trading. Go to a casino if you want to gamble. It's one thing if you're just losing your own money but you constantly give out bad advice and try to get other people to lose money with you.

SQQQ looking fucking good right now. friday's sellout will skyrocket SQQQ

>>17471371
Been buying puts since Monday morning.

>>17471376
Political theatre is more scary than a global shutdown.
Fucking LOL

>>17471390
do you actually think there are 15 cases?

First serious show of support for oil is forming. This is interesting. Lots of volume.

Give up bulls, we're not going back to 26300 today

>>17471345
Oops

Pic related

>>17471428
Kekkies at that ID

>>17471403
>AMD
>lemme just buy this 160 pe shit and ride this musical chairs game to land of the rich

Dude sell that shit and go all in on tsla right now.

>>17471444
Stop posting already faggot

>>17471344
how does that math work buddy lmao

Look at it
Look at it and laugh

>had $50 AMD puts
>sold them before the big dump
>had $25 SPCE puts
>sold them before the big dump
>had $27 ewg puts
>sold them before the big dump
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17471386
if america cant recover the rest of the world is screwed

>>17471452
Home Depots in my city have been sold out since last week

>>17471370
imagine thinking this is normal behavior

>>17471439
I'll be fine.

>>17471364
once you have more than $500 to your name and understand sharpe and sortino ratio's get back to me. Until then keep (((trading))) lmao

just bought 2 spce as a joke

>>17471444
Yeah and they're all going to be fine.

INCLUDE THE FUCKING HENTAI IN THE NEXT THREAD

https://nhentai.net/g/156153/

>>17471460
as i cant see your numbers the loss and gain are both infinite

>>17471493

>>17471387
>No. Due to the nature of short selling, short sellers must buy in order to exit their positions. Most will have stop loss orders at break even or in profit. If the price rises sufficiently to start a cascade of shorts covering you get the "squeeze" and a violent upwards move. Not the same as a bull trap. In fact the short squeeze move itself can be a bull trap.
Okay thanks, but I don't see how a massive sell off is anything like a short squeeze. The trend line is going the other way. I'm making fun of the galaxybrains who don't think this is caused by the pandemic.

>>17471398
I don't have a single point on the boomer scoreboard. I'm not even going to buy some points when the market bottoms out, because great things are in store for you all. Great things.

>>17471496
his mom will get mad at him again

>>17471453
Why do you want harm to your fellow /biz/ autist? This is the absolute worst time to buy Tsla. Wait until 300 atleast.

>>17471496
You do realize I pull that out of every op I make?

>>17471477
I don't give a fuck about you. I want you to stop encouraging people to make bad trades. You should feel bad right now, since you are retarded, but you'll still just keep denying this fact and you'll be here next week telling people jump on a hand grenade.
>>17471515
I realize that and I realize that you are a stupid faggot crying moral outrage because of a meme.

>>17471515
Why are you so unbased faggot?

is this bad enough I should be buying inverse ETFs?

>>17471528
you're damn right I will be some one has to tell people to short the bottom.

what will the orange man try to do next to pump it

Anyone planning to hold onto shorts over the weekend? Doesn't seem like any good news is coming.

>>17471182
Can you explain your reasoning for Microsoft and the like? Between their announcement after hours yesterday and Visas ceo stepping down it doesn't look particularly good for them, plus seeing how intertwined tech is with China that seems even worse, and just generally how covid is going to affect markets makes it look like it's only good for traders who can nimbly change throughout the day rather than get locked into something for perhaps a month at a time

anyone else buy any AHPI

>>17471549
I don’t think you’re early to that trade chief. At least don’t leverage.

I was considering SH on the dip but meh.

>>17471513
Well if he couldn't figure out I was being sarcastic then he deserves to lose all his money.

But this is literally a fantastic opportunity to pick up shares in good companies. Bought myself a bunch of 3M yesterday and already paying off today lol.

If you weren't at least 40% cash before this "correction" hit you are doing investing wrong.

some thots for everyone because it seems a lot of people are sexually frustrated after another day in the red

>>17471480
>You just lost 10% of your capital
>MUH RISK AVERSION
LMAO. Keep coping. No one here who sold the top wishes that they held on right now like the retard you are.

Is there even any room for a further drop tomorrow?

>>17471577
yes

>>17471549
wait until next week. youre shorting the bottom after a massive sell off.

>>17471577
tomorrow's friday, no one wants to hold over the weekend

I'm thinking we'll be fine, 26k looks like the floor and we'll have a nice rally tomorrow when the shorts start covering.

>>17471160
Iris a Cute

>people asking after this week if they should short or sell

never gonna make it

>>17471577
WE WANT THE INFECTED TO COME IN
IN THE LARGEST
NUMBERS
EVER
BUT THEY HAVE TO COME IN
LEGALLY

>>17471577
>20% death rate in Iran
>22 year old female athlete just died their
Yes.

Well I made some money on a couple puts today, was going to dump into a Canadian ETF when I realize the TSX has been down all day due to "technical difficulties"

Yeah fucking right, they literally SHUT IT DOWN, I'm out of USD so I can't do anything now. Fuck this country.

>>17471605
IVE BEEN BUYING CORONAVIRUS PUTS SINCE FUCKING LATE JANUARY YOU FUCKERS

DONT COME IN HERE AND ASK IF YOU SHOULD SELL

>>17471292
Rally? From What?

It hasn't even begun yet.

>>17471615
Does Iran even let females become athletes? Something about this smells fishy.

>>17471577
Yep. Like I said before, 10% correction is nothing, you need to be prepared for at least -20% at all times.

hey, wtf is gold mooning right now, and fuck you silver

>market tanking
kinda comfy desu, i probably pulled the trigger on a few stocks a little too soon, lets see where corona chan takes this fake economy

>>17471636
Yes but obviously it is really controversial

>>17471599
I figure the best way to make money is to do the opposite of you.

someone make a new thread ffs

>>17471564
MAsterCard is the one with the CEO that stepped down and that DOES worry me a touch but I think ultimately it doesn’t matter and they’ll continue to grow because the fintech trend is good.

Microsoft is also just a too big to beat solid tech story with a clean balance sheet and has led and followed the trends well. Seems to be taking marketshare from amzn or at least starting to catch up to AWS.

>>17471483
Nice

Anybody else fully prepped for the recession? I got half my portfolio in precious metal mining right now, bought at the absolute bottom, I'm ready to become a fucking millionaire when the real recession begins.

>>17470496
Clown thread?

>>17471639
thats when im buying in around 18 to 20

>>17471636
yeah
https://english.alarabiya.net/en/coronavirus/2020/02/27/Young-female-Iranian-futsal-player-dies-of-coronavirus-in-Qom-Rokna.html

>>17471564
His only reasoning is "buy the dip"

>>17471659
“No”

>page 3 intensifies

>>17471678
>>17471678
>>17471678
>>17471678
>>17471678
NEW

Just started a position in SPXS. I don't like the way SPY is bouncing.

The volume on TMDX is insane, the tutes are swinging this shit like mad kek. I can't believe I have doubled my stack this past week buying at 16.15 and selling over 17 lmao

>>17471670
Buy the dip... in companies that’s will likely be around 100 years from now and have AAA rated balance sheets... why not?

There’s some shit I’m going to cut my losses with to even it out...
even though I know I’ll regret it, but I’d rather keep a solid amount of cash and high quality equities.

Microsoft just seems like it has a brighter future than GlaxoSmithKline, you know?

>>17471572
trying to time the market is impossible.
i am still way. of course I wish I bought puts on friday to hedge but thats hindsight

Let the futures hit the floor
Let the futures hit the floor
Let the futures hit the floor
Let the futures hit the
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

Bankrupt why for (why for)
Can't sell much more
(Here we go, here we go, here we go now)

One – Nothing green for me
Two – Nothing green for me
Three – Nothing green for me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17471760

>>17471666
Have a plan and DCA down, I wouldn't try to time the bottom. I feel like we should go to 2800-2900 but I definitely wouldn't put all my cash timing it.

When it inevitably rebounds it will be glorious.

>>17471750
>trying to time the market is impossible.
Cope. How do you explain other people here, like myself, doing exactly that? I was telling people to sell on Friday, along with dozens of other people. That isn't luck, that's instinct. I've done the same thing dozens of times.

>>17471790

same plan start buying in at 10, 15, 20 and also on the way back

>>17471612
YUGE if true

>>17471182
>I LITERALLY BOUGHT THE TOP IN THE GOLD MINERS AGAIN!!!
Haha I'm catching an ass whipping on NUGT right now, too. NOOOOOOOOO!! NOT MY NUGS!!!!!

>>17470519
based.
That's two [based]s to one dissenting tripfaggot.
The [based]s have it.

my daily graph looking like someone asked michael j fox to draw a straight line.

Incredibly based wizard holy shit

The rich have entered their bunkers
I repeat, the rich have entered their bunkers
this is not a drill