/biz/ - Business & Finance

i thought i bought the dip yesterday and it's still dipping lmao

>>17469302
Thanks for the discounted puts mumu

imagine not selling everything on the bounce

>>17469283
This is absolutely 100% a deadcat

>>17469320
you wanna buy my APT puts bobo?

>then it starts dropping again

it might keep bouncing until tomorrow afternoon. but definitely going to tank at end of day/AH.

>>17469347
Get fucked retard bull

>>17469347
Seesaw of 0.5% every 20 minutes.

Reminder that Trump could only be beaten by an economic downturn. And that's what they are engineering.

Fuck tripfags.

>>17469302
BULLS are UGLY
BEARS are CUTE

>>17469320
were u not a fully leveraged bear already?

>>17469302
Israel has a vaccine they say it will be ready in 3 weeks

You're all pussy ass bitches

>>17469347
New poll was just released showing sanders trailing in SC. This is why the market is recovering.

I can't believe the 30k support is holding on. Can we agree we are officially in a crash if it breaks?

Wtf Ford is rebounding and my puts are red goddamnit AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHG WHY CANT I MAKE MONEY

Volatility is soon dropping off, most people have decided what side of the fence their on.

Downtrend for the next 6 weeks after, since the economy has no single reason to go up.

How many CEO's have exit scammed this week? Im counting 16 prominent mega corp CEO's are just exit scamming now to get the full value of their bonuses before they cut their parachutes

somebody in the other thread said we are going back to ATH as soon as the next couple of days. Do with this information as you will.

Tsla is looking really tasty rn

The selloff tomorrow will be massive, not only will you have the usual dump so everybody can afford their weekend coke but you'll also have all of the corona fud to exacerbate it.

My AAL, CCL, DAL and M puts have absolutely printed today, I already cashed out my inital investments and am going to sell the rest tomorrow. I'm normally bullish and optimistic but, you know, when in Rome.

>>17469372
THANK YOU DR PURR VERY COOL

>he didnt buy the dip

Heh

>>17469302
If you're the only person that bought an option contract today, should you be terrified, or excited? Mind you, so far it's sat between even and up 8% in the 2 hours I've owned it.

>>17469356
Shit the fuck up

>>17469402
Oh wow that's very valuable, precise and trustworthy information. Thank you!

>>17469395
Just wait for Chinese manufacturing numbers to come out Monday and shit is going to absolutely plummet

>>17469383
Are they going to force test it on Palestinians to go around the crowd safety test phase?

AAAAAAAAAAAAA
I BOUGHT WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO
DID I DO BAD
FUCK MY SHIT UP

BOGGGGGGSSSSSS!!!!!

>>17469276
Based Chocobovacco poster

>>17469334
Fucking A please look into these and then don’t buy TVIX when the vix is over 20 jfc

>>17469372
THANK YOU DR PURR VERY COOL

>>17469412
call or put?

>>17469403
The market is panicking, but Tesla is actually correcting.

>>17469409
>Israelis promise

>he still holds GILD

LMAO @ your PnL

DOWN 7.5% ON MY SOXS. BEARS, WE'RE GETTING FUCKED.

>>17469421
No, there will be a 90 day process, which they will follow because THIS VIRUS ISNT A BIG ENOUGH DEAL TO BREAK RULES

>>17469422
only lose money if you sell!

>>17469406
Oof I wish I’d held my CCL short I’d have made a fortune.

Eying MAR now that it surged 5% into the green. This can’t last right?

>>17469425
$3 GME call 10/16 expiry

>>17469448
sell

>>17469395
Keep the dumb money flowing.

>>17469409
I bought into it with Tesla at $780 thinking that was the lowest it would go. Boy oh boy...

>>17469086
will cutting it in small pieces ruin the garlic's effects?

>>17469403
Don't touch that meme stock

>>17469458
Don't hold any calls until next week at the very earliest

>>17469369
This, fuck commies

Unironically going to try and win a bear tag this coming hunting season because of the shitposts here

I am going to kill one of God's creatures and pretend it is bobo

>>17469463
No

>Down 35% on my mgm puts
>magically pumped to the green today


How the fuck is anyone bullish on casinos and resorts.

>>17469409
3 months is a lot of time. Corona-chan will have reached pandemic status by then.

>>17469347
y didn't you listen?

>>17467712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPpUNAFHgxM
Try meditation

>>17469493
pump eet

>>17469482
ok. i'll have a garlic piece resting for 10 mins and then i'll cut it down and toss it into a salad. sounds good to you?

>>17469501
COPE

>coronachan
>america feeling the bern
>bond market eternally teetering on collapse
>stocks overvalued
>USD experiencing silent hyperinflation manifesting itself as astronomical healthcare and housing costs
>corporate monopolization at all time high
>general public at it's most ignorant
BUY BUY BUY

>>17469442
>waiting years to break even
>at the verge of a global economic crisis

>>17469430
Made some profit on it today and dumped that shit.

>>17469477
What commies

>>17469519
smart money is getting out slowly, don't want it to crash before they've cashed out

>>17469531
>The commies who run all US corporations of course
/pol/ boomers are retarded

>>17469515
you could make a cesaer dressing with anchovie lemon, egg yolk, olive oil garlic and top that with cheese and black pepper.

Passive investor here, don't know a thing about stonks other than that I put £1k per month in an index tracker for some of them.

Am I right in thinking that if the Chinks crash the stonk market with their Coronavirus nonsense, it still shouldn't bother me because I've got a long-term (~20 year) window before I want to withdraw?

>>17469442
N-no sempee that’s not even true
Look at my VIAC that’s never ever ever coming back.

I need some hedgies. Anything worth going short on yet?

>>17469383
We just won the war with Iran without lifting a goddamned finger. You think Israel wants to come in and fuck that up?
Are they a capitalist enough country to let the free market interfere with their national security interests?

We’re taking about a country with mandatory military service. I don’t even think trump would let that happen before letting this play out a bit more.

Does no one else realize Iran is done? And we didn’t fire a bullet?

>>17469445
I'm not sure about MAR, it's a bigger company with a lot of locations in unaffected countries as well. Plus it hasn't gapped down hugely like CCL for example, I think it'll probably close out lower tomorrow but I'm not confident enough to put my money behind it desu.

Also, given that Indians are immune to Coronavirus, are their stonks just about to go through the roof whilst everybody looks for alternatives to the Chinks?

>>17469529
this

>>17469543
sure, if you really want to be THAT passive about it. you won't lose money, but you'll lose the opportunity to gain a lot more.

>>17469563
which is the same as losing

S...sav..

>>17469398
Please list the execs and their companies so we can get the full effect

where the fuck is the dead cat bounce?

>>17469563
How are you planning on gaining? I'm a pretty conservative investor which is why I went for a simple index tracker approach, not looking to start day trading or anything

when does the bleeding stop? i'm going to drink my self into a coma at this rate.

Dollar cost averaging my options

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

talk shit on my investment strategy you better put up or shut up edition

>>17469543
Don't worry about it. You'll eat the crashes, but the booms as well, and will probably walk away with something like 7% growth p.a.
You don't want to gamble with your retirement money, even if it feels good to get lucky and multiply it.

>>17469552
Also eying INTC and CAT
Cramer covered their charts last week and I’m no chartist. CAT closed ABOVE the weekly panic level and didn’t print the nice H/S. But I can’t imagine it’s looking good for them right now.

>>17469563
He’ll be better off if he focuses on career and life gains and not maximizing stock market returns. If you don’t like stocks, taking the boglehead pill is the way to go.

>>17469612
Dividend stocks are a joke. I've never made money from them

Btw, I posted this once before. Buy BNS puts for August. Mine are already up 50%, the bank will not exist by 2022, it has a lot of problems. Cancelled bonuses for all employees, exodus of Directors, new leadership is asleep at the wheel.
>t. fucking a girl in management there who is about to liquidate all of her stock (in minecraft)

How long until they start reporting covid cases in SF/NY?

Twitter says there are 2 confirmed cases in SF, waiting for main stream media to cover it - probably over the weekend

>>17469629
Maybe you’re a pleb?

>>17469622
>Cramer
Ngmi. Anything and everything made up by public """analysts""" are to create more buyers or sellers for whatever position the big """whales""" they work for want.

>>17469561
wait what, Indians are immune?

New polls show Biden leading comarade sanders by 20 points. Markets should start calming down a bit. Don't know if it's enough for recovery, but this is the best news we've had all week.

>>17469629
how is that possible?

>>17469588
based gif

>>17469654
'no'

>>17469614
Because of God Emperor Trump I'?m approx 22% up across my two years so far, so I'm very much in the "if it ain't broke, it don't need fixing" camp at the moment. However, if the commentators are right about the impact of the Coronavirus then I'm guessing lots of those gains might be about to be wiped out

>>17469369
> Reminder that Trump could only be beaten by an economic downturn. And that's what they are engineering.

Reminder that this economy is built on lies and the DOW should be 17,000 right now.
There is a delay between ultra-low Federal funds rates and bubble creation. Trump just walked into the end of it.
We're totally fucked and it is the fedgov and Fed's fault for NOT ACTUALLY FIXING THE 2008 CRASH.
THEY DIDN'T FIX IT, THE FAKED IT.
exit or get fucked. Trump has nothing to do with the gains or the losses.

How to make money this week?

>>17469629
they get cooking after 10 years

https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-portfolio?s=y&timePeriod=4&startYear=2000&firstMonth=1&endYear=2020&lastMonth=12&calendarAligned=true&initialAmount=20000&annualOperation=1&annualAdjustment=1000&inflationAdjusted=true&annualPercentage=0.0&frequency=2&rebalanceType=3&absoluteDeviation=5.0&relativeDeviation=25.0&showYield=false&reinvestDividends=true&benchmark=VFINX&symbol1=SPLV&symbol2=TQQQ&symbol3=PALL&symbol4=TMF&symbol9=NEM&allocation9_1=5&allocation9_2=5&allocation9_3=5&symbol10=RGLD&allocation10_1=5&symbol11=AAPL&allocation11_1=5&allocation11_2=5&allocation11_3=5&symbol12=T&allocation12_1=5&allocation12_2=5&allocation12_3=5&symbol13=KO&allocation13_1=5&allocation13_2=5&allocation13_3=5&symbol15=INTC&allocation15_1=5&allocation15_2=5&allocation15_3=5&symbol16=JPM&allocation16_1=5&allocation16_2=5&allocation16_3=5&symbol18=KR&symbol19=LMT&allocation19_1=5&allocation19_2=5&allocation19_3=5&symbol20=MCD&allocation20_1=5&allocation20_2=5&allocation20_3=5&symbol21=MRK&allocation21_1=5&allocation21_2=5&allocation21_3=5&symbol22=MSFT&allocation22_1=5&allocation22_2=5&allocation22_3=5&symbol23=PAAS&symbol24=MO&allocation24_1=5&allocation24_2=5&allocation24_3=5&symbol25=SO&allocation25_1=5&allocation25_2=5&allocation25_3=5&symbol26=SBUX&symbol27=RGLD&symbol28=TSN&symbol29=BAC&allocation29_1=5&allocation29_2=5&allocation29_3=5&symbol30=VLO&allocation30_1=5&allocation30_2=5&allocation30_3=5&symbol31=UNP&allocation31_1=5&allocation31_2=5&allocation31_3=5&symbol32=CAT&allocation32_1=5&allocation32_2=5&allocation32_3=5&symbol33=NLY&allocation33_1=5&allocation33_2=5&allocation33_3=5&symbol34=NLY&allocation34_1=5&allocation34_2=5&allocation34_3=5&symbol36=GIS&allocation36_2=5&symbol37=CSCO&allocation37_1=5&allocation37_2=5&allocation37_3=5&symbol38=TSN&allocation38_3=5&symbol39=VCIT

>>17469654
How many cases have been reported there, despite the fact they live in highly dense squalor? If that's not immunity, I don't know what is

>>17469647
I can only buy contracts as far as Sept. Is my broker wrong?

>>17469648
track it live

https://www.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

>>17469687
buy puts

>>17469669
thats just south carolina, black people love biden for some reason.

>>17469694
looks like rolling around in shit and piss your whole life has it's advantages

>>17469591
thank u 4 making all of us money

Dow 29500 by April

A 22 year old Iranian athlete just died of the virus
https://twitter.com/bbcpersian/status/1233025186766688256
uh, bros?

>>17469694
That's because the Chinese have no reason to go to India. Nobody wants to go there except for Indians and goofy hippies.

>>17469689
>https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-portfolio?s=y&timePeriod=4&startYear=2000&firstMonth=1&endYear=2020&lastMonth=12&calendarAligned=true&initialAmount=20000&annualOperation=1&annualAdjustment=1000&inflationAdjusted=true&annualPercentage=0.0&frequency=2&rebalanceType=3&absoluteDeviation=5.0&relativeDeviation=25.0&showYield=false&reinvestDividends=true&benchmark=VFINX&symbol1=SPLV&symbol2=TQQQ&symbol3=PALL&symbol4=TMF&symbol9=NEM&allocation9_1=5&allocation9_2=5&allocation9_3=5&symbol10=RGLD&allocation10_1=5&symbol11=AAPL&allocation11_1=5&allocation11_2=5&allocation11_3=5&symbol12=T&allocation12_1=5&allocation12_2=5&allocation12_3=5&symbol13=KO&allocation13_1=5&allocation13_2=5&allocation13_3=5&symbol15=INTC&allocation15_1=5&allocation15_2=5&allocation15_3=5&symbol16=JPM&allocation16_1=5&allocation16_2=5&allocation16_3=5&symbol18=KR&symbol19=LMT&allocation19_1=5&allocation19_2=5&allocation19_3=5&symbol20=MCD&allocation20_1=5&allocation20_2=5&allocation20_3=5&symbol21=MRK&allocation21_1=5&allocation21_2=5&allocation21_3=5&symbol22=MSFT&allocation22_1=5&allocation22_2=5&allocation22_3=5&symbol23=PAAS&symbol24=MO&allocation24_1=5&allocation24_2=5&allocation24_3=5&symbol25=SO&allocation25_1=5&allocation25_2=5&allocation25_3=5&symbol26=SBUX&symbol27=RGLD&symbol28=TSN&symbol29=BAC&allocation29_1=5&allocation29_2=5&allocation29_3=5&symbol30=VLO&allocation30_1=5&allocation30_2=5&allocation30_3=5&symbol31=UNP&allocation31_1=5&allocation31_2=5&allocation31_3=5&symbol32=CAT&allocation32_1=5&allocation32_2=5&allocation32_3=5&symbol33=NLY&allocation33_1=5&allocation33_2=5&allocation33_3=5&symbol34=NLY&allocation34_1=5&allocation34_2=5&allocation34_3=5&symbol36=GIS&allocation36_2=5&symbol37=CSCO&allocation37_1=5&allocation37_2=5&allocation37_3=5&symbol38=TSN&allocation38_3=5&symbol39=VCIT
what the acrual fuck is this

>>17469699
the flu kills more Americans.

Put the hentai link back in the OP and no one will get hurt.

>>17469722
>INFECTS ONLY WEAK 90YO WOMEN

>>17469702
The minute I do that the market will skyrocket

>>17469679
>Because of God Emperor Trump I'?m approx 22% up across my two years so far,
He had nothing to do with it
>so I'm very much in the "if it ain't broke, it don't need fixing" camp at the moment.
You're still in the womb
>However, if the commentators are right about the impact of the Coronavirus then I'm guessing lots of those gains might be about to be wiped out
Coronavirus is nothing
Our leaders created the biggest bubble in history by bailing out criminals and inflating the market with free money. Time to pay up. You are lucky though. If you've only been in two years, you won't lose as much. Just remember to buy buy buy buy when all hope seems lost

>>17469737
I want Osaka to shoot me

>>17469696
No, that's as far out as they have right now. Q1 was good because they kept all the bonus money, Q2 might be okay because they're cutting personnel left and right. Q4 will be bad, they have a lot of regulatory issues due to the fact that a huge portion of their business is in Latin America. I'm buying cheap puts as far out as I can get them, as often as I can lel.

>>17469531
>>17469540
dilate

>>17469689
fucking kill yourself

>>17469730
portfolio visualizer / backtesting

I'm down $372 in 4 days

>>17469687
buy the lowest daily dips and sell the same day at a higher price. stock market isn't really crashing if you look at it that way

>>17469749
It's not nothing, but the stocks wouldn't be crashing this hard if it wasn't also a bubble. The fed can't just bail out companies this time when the supply from china dissipates.

rip your face off rally tomorrow?

>>17469771
Holding what?

>>17469749
He had much to do with it. The market will literally buy in just because of confidence. That's how dumb it is. Then hedge managers and so on see this and go "Gainsville!"and start to buy in as well. It's a domino effect but the market is literally that stupid.

Why does this roller coaster only go down? Someone stop this ride

>>17469783
No it's going to be a Doomer crab with a dump at the end of day. Rebound is going to be next week

the US market looks fake as the chinese market, I hope it crashes hard tomorrow (after my deposited cash can be used)

sorry, I fell asleep for a few hours. let's get this back on track

>>17469771
>tfw down 150 and shrinking
Were gonna make it back bros I promise

Looks like the little poomp by the PPT is starting to die. We'll close at least -3.5 percent down

>>17469749
>what is inflation
>what is logarithmic scaling
Keynesian economics bud shit can and will go up forever

>>17469753
Q4 - SHTF?

>>17469612
It can be for a retirement portfolio. Realistically you may be better off at actually singling out companies when you're younger and playing contracts etc to maximize gains. I haven't looked at the TVM forecast but there may be better money elsewhere. And probably is.

>>17469783
Doubtful. This rally after the morning dump felt artificial and like it was the last of the "so cheap I feel like I'm stealing at these prices" crowd

>>17469815
Yeah, my apt puts are getting heavy. One is set for March and the other for May

>>17469811
Ni hao western bobo

>>17469786
AMD, ALLY, SPCE, WM, SNSS

>missed the Drive Shack dip

LMAO

WHERES THAT RETARD WHO SAID IT WAY SNT GONNA GO BELOW 26500 AGAIN

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

>>17469828
I don't know, they have a lot of shit they can pull to stay afloat obviously. They'll go down in value but I wouldn't say SHTF until Q4 2021 desu.

>>17469841
oof upon oof

I bought at the top and sold at the bottom. I lost half of my investment money. Im gonna fucking puke.
Why am I such a fucking retard.

B-buy the dip, r-right?

>>17469782
Fair enough

>>17469789
Fair enough as well

Still in seeing a lot of these /pol/ posters who believe the sick market goes up only because Trump, and if it goes down it's Jews. What they really need to understand is that it's Jews

>>17469753
I wish I could expose myself to that sort of risk but I'm just too taught rn. Thanks for the info though. Someone will probably make bank off of it.

this stock market shit is FUCKED UP brehs

>>17469867
put dips? yes.

>>17469858
No one knows the top bro, you either get lucky or you cheat with inside info

>>17469852
Right here nigga I was only pretending to be tarded

i have no cash and all my money is in MSFT and AMD.
I want to fucking die

>>17469736
Yeah but these are Chinese numbers, the flu kills less than 200 people a year in China (apparently)

>>17469736
by percentage of infected?

MGM puts are still cheap as fuck for march 6th. Easy money you gay boys

>>17469771
I'm up £638 in two hours trading half size in your retarded markets. Using leverage of £350ish per trade. I'm barely trying and missing more than half the most obvious ones. Average trade 20-30 secongs. NQ contract via London.
You are in the wrong game.

>>17469858
just call your broker and tell them you made a mistake. maybe they'll let you undo it.

Starbucks says 85% of its China locations are open after coronavirus disruption

>>17469858
Only trade in stocks you are willing to hold and that will recover.
Don't invest and trade with money you're actually going to need.
Only use excess income.
If you're holding leading stocks like Coca-Cola, you can just buy and then if things look bad close the app and don't look for 6 months or one year

Wow, we just barted hard

>>17469800
>>17469833
I guess the final "buy the dip" guys need to get screwed over first. Dubs checked

>>17469853
If it does, that'll be when the bottom is hit or the fed has caused hyperinflation.

>>17469612
people who reject brilliant ideas and fail to understand them are by definition morons

wtf was that?

Stop

Weeee!

>>17469302
Hey bros
Is this bullish? I'm just learning TA now

>>17469762
Didn't answer the question. U mean the dems are communist? Why the fuck would you think corporate shills who want more female drone pilots are communist

>>17469930
WEeeeEEEeeEEEEEeeEEE

>>17469922
Oh look it stopped :)

>>17469908
Open and empty

>>17469933
Why is your chart upside down? Stocks only go up

>>17469893
http://www.nhc.gov.cn/jkj/s3578/201904/050427ff32704a5db64f4ae1f6d57c6c.shtml
China claim flu killed 153 in 2018.
They also claim 765000 was infected by flu in 2018 while 823000 was infected by TB

>>17469896
the virus targets asian phenotypes, since virus spread by manipulating host DNA. So non asians are less likely to be seriously effected

>>17469933
Haha on inverses maybe.

why is wynn up today?

I hear April, with the heat, a lot of this will just go away.

Looks like we got a little head and shoulders forming before eod doomp

>>17469858
Learn from your mistake this time and try to perform better next time. Most people have done something similar

Why did I buy in after mondays drop
fuck this gay earth

>>17469980
In april

>>17469944
This probably. Might just be a publicity stunt. They still will likely bleed cash I'm guessing.

>>17469986
Hope so
Still has to clear 3037 (S&P)

>>17469951
what is mutation? for 200 anon

>>17469991
You can still sell now and save some before everyone dumps to escape weekend uncertainty risks.

>>17469940

>>17470005
true
3% of us (mostly old people) actually fucked aren't we?

>>17470002
i hope it clears 2700

https://twitter.com/DeItaOne/status/1233100365794545664

TRUMP BTFOD

What are your estimates for the next monday dump?

Im thinking if main stream media starts telling the truth about infection rates in the US, were looking at another 5-10% drop

Markets are still 40% over valued, so we are nowhere near closer to actual fundamental values

I bought Apple like 7 years ago and I check it every now and then it was like $325 what happened?

OH MY GOD EVERYONE THIS IS JUST LIKE THE SWINE FLU ALL OVER AGAIN AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
yeah we'll be fine

>>17470013
I have my shit in m1 finance, I can only buy and sell once a day in the morning.

>>17469736
well duh, the flu is already endemic and well treatable, but this shit is new and hasn't even properly broken out yet, instead of preventing a global spread of it idiots like you were screaming nothingburger
now it's everywhere and the consequences are unpredictable

>>17470030
yes we are

Is there some sort of getting general tracker I can invest in for the green energy sector as a whole? It's clearly going to be fucking massive based on how (((they))) are rubbing that Swedish potato in our faces, but I'm not sure I want the risk of trying to pick individual companies

>>17470035
there will be damage control over the weekend. im actually expecting stocks to rally a bit. but they'll sell off. itll be a dead cat bounce on a daily timeframe though. right now were seeing it on hourly charts.

>>17469980
Heat?

>>17470034
>California and New York will die
bullish, but not for the stock market

What a nasty bull trap lmao

>>17470049
And that's a good thing

Keep trying to catch falling knives, guys. We need tons of dumb money to keep the market afloat.

>>17470059
hes quoting trump's stupidity

yesterday's cases according to the president - 15, today? 28. whew almost 100% increase.
https://twitter.com/CapitolAlert/status/1233100190048907264

Who buys this shit at this point? Just let it drop, Jerome. Margins are getting called now and friday is coming.

>>17470055
>rubbing that Swedish potato in our faces
I wish I could actually rub that Swedish potato all over my face, if you know what I mean

>>17470048
Corona-chan is the most contagious disease in huma history. She has surpassed SARS already.

If it's a dip, I BUY

Only boomers rush in. Rev up those puts.

Also to the guy in the last thread that said we wouldnt close lower.

Literally eat my cock you fucking fag

>>17470085
its algo's swindling the "buy the dip" buyers.

>>17470035
I think the real concern should be over earnings reports. The market is too volatile right now to accurately predict outcomes, but bad earnings reports usually means a sell off and considered we are looking at lots of companies having margins negatively effected and some bleeding cash, earnings should be a priority focus as far as timeline goes. These next 1.5 weeks who knows.

>>17469740
>The flu has NEVER killed young people

kek
Check twitter for California news WWE is trending no 1 fucking nuke the planet now

>>17470055
probably a bajillion sector specific ETFs that do this kind of thing

AMD is holding steady at -5%, this is why meme overhyped stocks are so nice because it's much more obvious when it's oversold at least in the short term. This is like weed stocks all over again.

>>17470037
don't worry about it. hold, average down, and collect dividends in the meantime.

There is a bat with aids and ebola outside my window should I eat it i'm rather hungry?

>>17470048
Reminder that the swine flu infected >10% of the world and killed >100.000 people. Yet no one gave a shit.

>>17470075
Oh, thanks.

>>17470085
There are levels everywhere, algos fight it out, tards join as it's about to reverse. It's a hard game unless you spent a few years watching it.

WE GET WHAT WE FUCKING DESERVE

>>17469652
Nah that’s baked in

>>17470115
at this point you might as well

>>17470117
I had swine flu that shit was rough bro

People will sadly be bullish from the "china is back to work" narrative. Without realizing the logical flaws in the argument and how it will just re-ignite full spread.

They also maybe believe the new infection numbers.

Luckily ex-China cases, while still heavily censored, are unavoidable to account for.

Central banks remain dovish

>CENTRAL BANKS REMAIN DOVISH

adjust your portfolio according

>>17470095
I think no one except those algos and the FED would be stupid or rich enough to buy all these drops though

>>17470115
take it you'll need that protein soon

>>17469867
Yes buy the dip. But do sell the rally quick.

>>17470140
only reasonable solution is to nuke that shithole over the weekend

>>17470128
I want this market to crash, and I'm tired of pretending I don't.

SNSS....
RECOVERING...

>>17470136
I had it too (I think, wasn't tested). Slept in for like a day or two and that was it.

>>17470128
this shit is pretty funny

>>17470143
>someone in China just ate a dove
wave 2 incoming

>>17470124
I know. Im just wondering which algos would buy now. There is no gain in doing so.

But ftse buy ftse

>>17470162
It was like the normal flu but 50% worse

>>17470055
of course there is. but you've missed the boat if you're investing because everybody has figured out that green energy is a done deal after the fact.

how do I into puts. I think TSLA will drop to 600 in a week

>>17470117
That's because this is a bioweapon that can be triggered with some sort of a signal.

>>17470168
That was bird flu bro

>>17470157

CRASHING THIS MARKET WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>17470055
You can short oil companies, it's what all the other green faggots are doing.

>>17469463
https://examine.com/supplements/garlic/
Garlic is gold

i've never been as blackpilled as today. the future only seems dark. fucking shit. the recession is finally coming in i guess.

>>17470087
SARS wasn't shit. People only compare to it since it was also a coronavirus, compare it to actual pandemics.

>MRNA going down
>my puts also going down because fuck me

fuckin' Bogs

Is buying YANG and holding overnight a good idea? Are the Chinese markets going to dump overnight in response to American stocks crashing?

>>17470143
What do i adjust it too?

>>17470211
turn your frown upside down anon

That's a lot of californians to monitor

Isn't the california government super competent, building high speed rail, handling homeless.

I bet California has this under control guys.

I trust the transgender latinx local officials.

>>17470220
Chinese markets will do whatever the CCP tells them to do. Tread carefully.

>>17470065

Coworker came into my office earlier today and was bragging about how he just dumped $3k into something or another due to the dump. I told him about the knives, we'll see who was right.

>>17470211
Thanks, just bought 100k

>>17470204
I reckon oil companies will actually hold out alright for another 5-10 years at least, but in the same period of time there will probably be some massive increases in green energy production and I'd like to capitalise on that

>>17470220
Chink markets are fake af just like their economy

26300 is holding... for now

>>17470211
>chinks dying
>market crashing making me money
>bleak future meaning more money and fewer cunts on this planet
I've never been so whitepilled. It could only get better if it starts killing beaners and niggers too

>>17470211
the future is not dark fren
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUj1-cPaFgo
musk, bezos and the virgin galatic guy will save us

>>17469694
Lack of testing?

>>17470170
The algos buy in milliseonds, there's alway a place they buy. There are algos for every time frame and every style. It's not esoteric shit, anybody can watch it on bookmap, but you don't need that.
You need the right tick chart for the flows and the right moving averages. And wvap/stdev. And a few years because otherwise you will get chopped to fuck.

Any reason for me not to buy ProShares Ultra short and DOG? Quarterly reports will be shit and it's an election year. I feel like it's free money but something deep inside is screaming at me.

Imagine buying now when its obvious that the market is going to be in a downtrend for the next 6 weeks at the least. You have nothing to gain from holding long. I get the "buy the dip" crowd mentality but these people have not done their research clearly, this is going to be a downward spiral for some time...

>>17470224
what do you mean? just look at the coming months. we don't even know what's gonna happen with corona. we shouldn't forget that the rates inverted. and what that means

>>17469774
But da gubamint say that bad for me if I have less den 25k :(

Im calling the bottom right here, holy dubs will confirm

Galt is green. GREEN.

>>17470218
No, I compare it by its speed of propagation. SARS was the most contagious until Corona-chan stepped in.

>>17470301
SPY to 301 by EOD confirmed

>>17470264
what if you get infected? there's a high chance for that. i live in fucking spain. christ im terrified anon. the entire economy, the system is going to crash.

>>17469694
The immune/no cases places just don't test or have young population so it's not as apparent.

>>17470238
nobody is getting monitored, the US don't confront these type of situations, they are going to ignore it

AR YA READY KIDS!?!!?

LUNCH DONE, WE CAN RESUME OUR REGULAR PROGRAMMING OF CRASHING THE MARKET. THERE WILL BE NO SURVIVERS (EXCEPT SNSS FAGS).

>>17470301
Nope the bottom is where I say it is.

>>17470261
NOT HODLING

>>17470301
There is no bottom
checkem

>>17470301
>>17470338
KEK HAS ALREADY DECIDED TODAYS DUMP WILL BE BIBLICAL. THIS IS NOT EVEN NEAR THE BOTTOM.

Any reason not to buy tons of puts right before close? Tomorrow morning will be a complete sell off

Here it comes

>>17470261
Ladies and Gentlebears
We got him.

>tripfag makes the OP

>>17470325
>>17470238
I think everyone knows it’s beyond containment. China fucked that up and no one could say shit because it would just make things worse.

And then trump comes out and says nah I don’t think we have to have outbreaks, it’s possible but nah.

Lmao but that’s the best you can do I guess to keep people from panicking. Not sure it worked though.

BYND 90 tomorrow,Tesla 600. Puts anons. PUTS

researching airlines with good fundamentals for post corona hysteria

most of them have terrible ones

tfw

>>17470353
Yeah, if you wait to buy them it might close even lower

>bought snss at 1.10
atleast i fucking countered my stupidity with spy puts thats up 150%

>>17470359
I DONT WANNA GO IN THE BAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fantastic, adios mgm you fucking boomer incinerator.

>>17470353
If you know what the market will be doing you'd be retarded not to make money off it. Now if you're just guessing on the other hand...

>>17470219
I think you were being greedy if you expected that’s move to hold.

I might be being greedy with REGN

Anyone?

20 NEW CASES IN FRANCE
5 NEW CASES IN SWEDEN
6 NEW CASES IN SPAIN

>>17470364
ITS A LOT EASIER TO PILE UP THE BODIES THAN ENFORCE MARTIAL LAW ON YOUR OWN COUNTRY WHEN YOUR ENTIRE MILITARY IS SPREAD THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.

>14 new cases in Germany'
>20 new cases in France
just reported
bobo is strong

>>17470358
Not even close fag. Gonna end today green. Take it to the bank. Check my digits if you don't believe me.

> 33 people have tested positive for #coronavirus in #California, five of whom have already left the state, the state's Democratic governor @GavinNewsom has said.
https://m.jpost.com/Breaking-News/33-test-positive-for-coronavirus-in-California-state-governor-619122/amp?__twitter_impression=true

>>17470399
SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BUT WERE FAR BELOW THE GREEN CLOSE LINE.

>>17470401
Don't worry it's under control, cheetoh god told me so

>>17470314
Well see here, spaniard, as much as the liberals like to spread bullshit about how bad our healthcare system is in the US, it is undeniably 100% the best in the entire world. I have 6-8 hospitals within 30 minutes of me with hundreds of smaller clinics. Plenty of doctors and nurses because capitalism makes those jobs lucrative. I have no worries about the US having too big if an issue. Especially with trump in office he won't hesitate to shut down the border.

>>17470364
it's not beyond containment, it's just that they don't wanna fuck with the economy

Am I a bad person for switching to Bear Gang?

>>17470282
>I feel like it's free money but something deep inside is screaming at me.
The scream is you're thinking about going leveraged short after the market has dropped 10% in less than a week. Don't do it. Wait for the bounce and then short once it's done bouncing. Market ALWAYS rebounds to some extent off these rapid moves. I've been harping away at this point for days down. It's not "b-b-but it's different this time because reasons!". It's not different. Market will do what it always does.

>>17470399
The post that saved /biz/

>>17470105
WWE?
Wrestling?
>>17470055
One side gets money from the fossil fuels, the other from the greenies. This isn’t rocket science. Our politics don’t even hide it anymore.

But the Permian has made green energy a lot less urgent so don’t be retarded and think it has to happen now because “they” want it to.

>>17470314
>What if you get infected

You'll probably survive

Die bulls

>>17470416
OH YEAH, CAN YOU FOOT THE BILL FOR 2-4 WEEKS BEING HOSPITALIZED WITH A TUBE STUCK DOWN YOUR THROAT PUMPING AIR? YEAH I DONT THINK SO.

>>17470416
>>17470401
Lemme amend my previous post.

*We'll be fine as long as we close the borders around commiefornia

>>17470426
Yes, all bears are inherently bad people. Especially Yogi.

>>17470399
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMMY MAKE IT STOP

TELL ME ITS GONNA BE GREEN

>>17470401
>california
So it still only kills chinks.

>he bought the pump
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fucking hospitalize you and put my tube down your throat you attentionwhoring loser.

I hope you’re shitposting from work and this isn’t all you have in life.

>>17470438
Yes, my deductible is only $500 nigger poor fag. I can afford whatever I want including your tranny surgery you've been wanting

Ahem, let me predict what is the next plan of their (market makers) plan.
CRASHING THIS MARKET.
WITH NO SURVIVORS.
You are free to screencap this

>>17470450
It's going green dude I got dubs and told you to check then what more do you need?

>>17470301
Bottom is 12k

ANOTHER FUCKING BULL TRAP HOLY SHIT

HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

JUST THE FLU

>>17470459
RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT, YOUR HEALTHCARE SYSTEM IS UTTER SHIT TIER FAGGOT. COPE HARDER.

>>17470416
that's the thing. even if my province has the best healthcare in Spain it's absolute bullshit. if shit gets serious the public healthcare will get obliterated and overcrowded

>WTF STOCKERS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MORE STABLE
>MOMMY

>>17470455
fuckin retards lmao

IT'S AL GOING UP

ITS BULL ITS BULL

Stop overreacting, ladies
Buy now, buy when spx hits 2500 and go balls deep when it hits 2000. Easy as fuck.

will it ever stop?

>>17470455
>bought puts on the top of the pump
who knew it was so easy being a bobro

BUY DIP

BUY DIP

BUY DIP

YOU GONNA THANK ME

>>17470496
>>17470496
>>17470496
>>17470496
NEW

>>17470496
>>17470496
>>17470496
>>17470496
>>17470496

ym just flew off the S2 pivot, if it goes back and breaks it will be grim.

>>17470499
Fucking this. I've learned a bee skill today.

Also, that lunch time fake out. Fucking retards.

In unrelated news, the EVZ index is increasing, meaning that the FX market is getting more volume. Some daily candles today are impressive.

>>17470399
i concur

>>17469409
>Ready to START human testing in 3 months

Meanwhile...

>>17469829
i still have a lot of growth companies in my mutual funds and they're in mutual funds for 2 reasons:
1. I don't have enough time to actively buy and sell growth companies, so the fund managers do that for me
2. I can rebalance my portfolio at any time and to any fund without having to risk capital gains for selling then buying income producing funds closer to retirement

>>17469840
topkek

>>17469460
cut your losses, buy back in when things settle

>>17469481
Lmao

Who is shorting International Consolidated Airlines. If not, why not?

>>17469481
based

>>17469302
ugh, the slow SPY death, bulls hanging on for dear life. Can’t wait to mount your horns you bitter fucks.

>>17470204
That amputation looks way too clean

>>17470309
March = GALTmonth

>>17470777
It's obviously fake.

>>17470847
I know, but the thing is, I'd actually believe this happened in some Chinese shithole if it was well produced.

>>17469826
>Keynesian economics bud shit can and will go up forever
:)

>>17470211
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RnyOu1Xs8sU

BUY TSLA
BUY TSLA
BUY TSLA
BUY TSLA
BUY TSLA
BUY TSLA
BUY TSLA

>>17470055
There are green investment funds IIRC.

>>17469331
Good call

>>17471212
Nigger I did yesterday when it was $780
Jfc fuck me

are we at capitulation yet?