/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17467069
based

>>17467069
Just getting started too, Literally the markets opened -700 points after trumps brilliant panic easing of "it's just a flu" and "we are testing select people with thermometers on airplanes"

>>17467069
Everybody knew crash was coming when yield curve inverted.

>>17467122
>Muh Trump
S&P 500: 2,130 before his election. Stop being ideologically brainwashed.

Nooooo I was told that the bullrun would never end..NOOOOO

I've been praying for this to happen for 3 years now to get Trump out of office, Thank you Corona Chan!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld9C5y5cag4

>>17467215
Both democrats and republicans are controlled jews, I laugh at trump because he thinks he can stop a virus with digital thermometers testing a couple hundred people at a major airport vs in china where they are testing thousands. In effect the USA is doing nothing to counter the spread through airplane travel.

Except link you faggot

Faggots buy link

>>17467243
>ornge man bad
>plz god, kill everyone to get him outta office!!!
>cuz orange man VERY bad

>>17467287
It mostly kills boomers.(which is a good thing) It has death rate of 0.2% for everybody else.

>>17467346
It’s 2% for everyone else and 11% for boomers. Your math is off by a factor of fucking 10. The seasonal kills .1% this is literally 20x more lethal and 3-4x more infectious. It spreads faster than fucking smallpox did when that was a pandemic

>>17467346
According to china. If we go by the lowest estimate of suspected cases that doctors said in wuhan there were 100k infected and 10k dead in the first week we can assume a fatality rate of 8-10% once they get to acute respiratory failure. No one knows the real number which makes this all too scary.

>>17467069
what do you mean?

im up 15% today

>>17467287
i'm much more sick of people who stan him all day than the man himself. trump got rick and morty'd

>>17467391

>>17467255
this. we haven't even cut off travel from SK and Italy yet, even though we know of new virus spread to other countries from infected travelers departing therefrom

>>17467287
Orange man is indeed bad anon, I'm glad you're starting to recognize this.

>>17467409
we called you delusional because you were parroting autistic shit like 1000eoy endlessly. There's no doubt Chainlink has done well though, realistically well.

>>17467069
I'll believe it when things dip below 25% from the top. It cratered 20% back in 2015 and then proceeded to moon.

>>17467930
In 2015 there was no death plague, no cities quarantined and shipments halted.

>>17467913
i dont understand how can people that know about chainlink not see why $1k is not a meme

>>17467409
I almost regret not telling anyone irl about my crypto because I won't be able to do this.
At least they won't come to beg later.
But I still need to find a way to get some millionaire friends when I make it.

>>17467287
>calls trump le orange man
>le orange man bad cuz he hurts my feelings
>I want THOUSANDS TO DIE AN EXTRAORDINARILY PAINFUL DEATH so he might get voted out of office

>Trump is deranged

>>17467243
Closed border man vs Open borders man in the age of Corona-chan. I don't think this works the way you think it works anon. Corona is a get out of jail free card for Trump in a crash that was likely to happen anyway.

>>17468413
Everybody wants boomers to fucking die already.

>>17467069
>>17467069

tfw u own coronacoin and feel comfy as fuck

#teamvirus

>>17467069
cohencidence I'm sure

>>17467069
buy the dip yoolooo

>>17467069
Oh fugg, time to invest in gold

>people haven't taken the real blackpill
It's a virus designed to kill the eldest and youngest, made in a lab for worldwide spread. This is a cooperative decision made by China and the U.S. to spur the turnover of wealth to the next generations and encourage breeding by millennial holdouts. It also will control birthrates by sterilizing the weakest in the society.

Can't wait for real crash to happen. I have 75k I'm gonna invest once that happens. After markets recover I'll have more than doubled my money. Thank you based Corona-chan!

>>17467554
these numbers are provided by the Chinese governments, which means that it should be at least 10 times higher in reality

>>17467069
Ahh so thus the Global Great Depression begins, probably.

What should I put my money in? Or what I should I do with it? I fully pulled out of stocks early January. Probably only have 1 retirement account I didn't close out as it only had a few thousand in it and I'm still young so I left it alone.

Where should I stick my money or is it best to hold cash to buy cheap real estate/stocks months or years later? Should I withdraw from my bank? Get the vibe a bank run will soon begin in the U.S.