/biz/ - Business & Finance

kek

Thoughts on $SPCE fellas?

Based God Emporer and his side bitch

>>17457453
Can't wait to drink redditor tears after it tanks

california hid the cluster to trap Trump into this conference.

Let that sink in.

He walked right into the trap.

They sprung it right now

>BERNIE AND DEMOCRATS ARE CRASHING THE MARKETS
>BERNIE AND DEMOCRATS ARE CRASHING THE MARKETS

>BERNIE AND DEMOCRATS ARE CRASHING THE MARKETS

>BERNIE AND DEMOCRATS ARE CRASHING THE MARKETS

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUUUUUUUYYYYYYYY

>the flu
THE FLU IT'S JUST THE FLU GAYS.
THE FLU AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I love how he's making the market dumps about the Democrats

burn it down

>>17457461
Based Trump crashing the stock market for us. We're going to get the cheapies.

IT'S OVER

>>17457465
I looked at today’s graph. That shit is so volatile I’ll probably hold it for a few hours and sell

>Futures recovering
No way tomorrow will be green.

im literally freaking out rn. do i sell everything bros? im panicking shit it hurts

>>17457453
It doesn't go far enough, they need to announce flights to a space hotel that people can escape too it doesn't even seem THAT hard to make a floating platform, oxygen filled hotel, flights to and away, they can get it done 2025.

Where are all the retarded Trump supports from the last thread saying he was going to say the truth?

>>17457473
How much profit did you watch slip away today. Just curious

IF YOU BUY NOW AND HODL UNTIL AFTER TRUMP WINS YOU WILL BE A LITERAL MILLIONAIRE

>>17457486
I can't tell if these threads are shitposting, or if you retards legit have zero tolerance for market swings; in which case, why are you playing short term games, you fucking IDIOTS.

Hey guys I just got home, we went through fucking 7 threads in one day, please catch me up.

BASED GOD EMPORER CONFIRMS HE WILL WIN THE ELECTION AND STONKS WILL PUMP

I'm very excited for the future.

>we're number 1, see
>holds up piece of paper
>hits on woman next to him

kek

GODDAMN IT

YOU HAD ONE JOB

>>17457499
God I want to bury my face in that

how fucked are my stonks tomorrow

>>17457503

>>17457499
Except the market is going to bleed until he's reelected

these new robinhood lists are gay

You did set up your investments to be antifragile, didn't you anon?

>>17457486
I can't say it'll all be okay, you need to mentally write off the losses, this might be Bitcoin tier, dropped 75% then recovered 50% if you can average down every 10%, if you can't accept the losses then sell, its going to be the hardest market in history if we get Great Depression 2

IT'S JUST A FLU BRO

>>17457466
or maybe he's just a retarded incompetent piece of shit with 7 bankruptcies under his belt and a shit ton of fraud lawsuits.

WASH YOUR HANDS FILTHY BEARS

SNIFFLES

>>17457515
Extremely

>>17457515
They're fine if you just sell them and wait for the bottom

>>17457501

I'm never quite sure either. You gotta have a strong stomach to go long. A lot of these guys have like $1000.00 and very little in wealth. I guess if you're living paycheck to paycheck these swings mean something. Its the difference between investing and gambling.

ive put money into the stock market 5 times in the last 2 years

EVERY SINGLE TIME WITHIN A WEEK OF ME DOING THIS WEVE HAD 1000+ POINT DROPS

I AM THE OMEN OF DEATH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17457529
Except hes doing everything right and markets only going down because of some long term perceived loss of travel and productivity caused by third world countries fucking everyone

>>17457503
Lots of nonsense but things are around about similar place as yesterday's close.

Tell me I will make money, reinforce my hands

>>17457542
Which is funny because you'd have to be a historically genius investor to ever turn 1,000 into a serious amount of money. What everyone here needs is a job

>>17457527
kek

>>17457550
What does this mean, I dont speak gypsy

Lmao Continental Resources is down 22%. Is now the time to get into energy?

>>17457546
top kek let us know when you're adding next so we can buy puts

>>17457524
I’m not gonna buy your book fucker

Trump really is the nation's CEO. Feeling really hopeful

>>17457567
Brazilian stock market dropped 7%

>>17457528
it really is just a flu
unless you are asian then it is actually super aids
phenotypes are a bitch

What yours guys opinion if New York city has to declare a state of emergency due to corona? Are we going to hit the bottom or is there no bottom? If so what is safe?

>>17457566
I am glad someone found my sarcasm in there :)

OH NO NO NO!!!
BEAR BROS HOW WE FEELIN!?!?!?

>>17457585
If New York declares a state of emergency, regardless of if its due to corona, the stocks will plummet hard as fuck.

hahahhaha the orange is useless
selling everything right the fuck now,fuck this

>i didn't sell today

>>17457542
I'm not exactly rich, nor is my position really that big, but that's more of a reason to consistently put in a certain amount each month and ignore the market noise.

>>17457579
>Brazilian stock market
I found a dime today. Oh, I'm sorry I thought we were sharing things that have no bearing on the world economy.

>>17457585
If that were to happen, only VIX and SQQQ would be safe. Maybe penny stocks.
I would love that.

>>17457586
is that with no delay?

>>17457562
I like APT puts. That April one is running it a bit tight but you'll probably make money on both.

>>17457592
They got over 700 people quarantined.

he is fucking crushing this shit right now holy fuck

Just the flu

Trump is telling funny anecdotes, stock market is gonna pump tomorrow. Bet.

>>17457614
>futures -50%

dont know about that sonny

>Corona only kills disgusting chinks and urban dwellers who live in dirty cities where hobos shit on streets like San Francisco

>>17457607
Looks delayed. Futures just squeaked over 3100.

>>17457528
AAAHHH QUICK, PANIC. SELL ALLLLL. THE WORLD IS OVER.

Ok faggots, tomorrow I'll go back into equities with 10% of my gunpowder. Then I'll wait for a 15% drop before DCAing some. You should follow my steps

R8

>>17457618
How much profit did you watch slip away today?

>>17457622
oh no from a political perspective, definitely not with the markets.
rats are gonna jump ship

>>17457624
There is literally no downside to this virus. I will be extremely happy if it gets worse.

>>17457598

I'm not really all that rich either. I dont have any debt and I rent a place with friends so my rent is pretty low. I'm not gonna sit here and act like I've never panic sold before. I guess everyone needs to learn how to ride the chaos.

>>17457618
With the 50 SMA crossing the 100 and the 10 crossing the 200. Can this be considered a good thing? I'm new to this deeper level chart analysis

>>17457622
>0.45%
Where the actual FUCK are you pulling 50% from?

>>17457561
Not really, you just need to sell short term options.

>>17457622
-.27% nothing personal kid

>>17457646
A typo. I meant .50%

lol a 50% drop is apocalyptic

>>17457627
>in a .2% range
Feels good man.

>>17457575
They’re good books. He’s an entertaining writer

>>17457639
An insignificant amount, since SNSS will go right back up. Pay more attention to the way the price has moved over the last 2 months.

>>17457653
57% drop was last recession

Jesus Christ
Am I too late to short germany

I’m fucking short vol wtf are you doing DRUUUUUUUMPF

we HOPE the Chinese numbers are true
HOPE
>HOPE
HOPE
>HOPE
Trump has spoken Chinese are liars

>>17457618
God I hope so. Gonna go all in with my last $12k on 50/50 spxs calls and spy puts since I don't really understand how spxs works

>>17457627
>I have an 8% chance of dying if I catch corona

brb gonna hide from society for two years until chinese people stop eating bats

>>17457657
From the peak to close, more or less than 6k?

>>17457653
Pretty sure that even if an asteroid was confirmed to be hitting earth in three months we wouldn't see -50%

>>17457645
Crossing and then going back above, yes. This is called a Golden Cross. It demonstrates that there is a long-term bullish trend likely and the support is where the second crossing took place. In the case of SNSS I think that was around 0.83, which it flirted with and then spiked back up.

>>17457670
>I’m fucking short vol
Wut? WHY?

>>17457657
you're delusional turtlenigger

>>17457688
>muh meme lines

>>17457687
less than, by a lot.

>>17457639
He had 100% gain yesterday, so it's down to about 60% gain today.

>>17457688
>TA

>>17457626
Yeah, S&P looking pretty indecisive atm.
I'm not really trusting futures for daytime guidance right now, though.

>>17457688
This is the sort of situation in which technical analysis of stock fundamentals isn't super useful. What would be more worth your time would be doing a deep dive into the epidemology of COVID-19 and its spread.

Doesn't matter if there's a bullish sense now if there's an unreported COVID-19 outbreak in Brooklyn that emerges two days from now; the stock market will tank regardless.

At least in my view, this is going to get a hell of a lot worse before it gets better.

>>17457698
>>17457701
Faggot crew, back in action!
You two should get a room.
Meanwhile, I'll keep making money on an actual researched, smart stock pick, along with plenty of others here. You had your chance.

>>17457703
Back to LARPing huh? I guess old habits die hard

THIS NIGGGA IS SERIOUSLY CORRECTING PEOPLES PRONOUNCIATION????
TO SAVE FACE FOR HIS BUDDY XI WTF?!

>>17457690
Vix hasn’t been this high in a loooong time and it never stays high

Reporter sounding like a straight bitch "Are you worried?? C-coronavirus"
God Emperor: "NO bitch, we'll deal with it when it happens. Stop acting like a bitch"

Just cleaned and disinfected everything in my room and washed by hands.

Coronachan won't touch me or my portfolio

>>17457704
Thats not a significant drop to you?

The golden bull rises.

>>17457727
>Vix hasn’t been this high in a loooong time and it never stays high
Oh, okay. That's fine. When you write short vol I assumed some sort of options spread intended to gain off low volatility. Vix short should be good in short term.

>>17457690
also expected trump to talk UP the market, not hit it with a brick and pit pence in charge fugg

>>17457698
That chart looks like crypto

I guess I'm buying more snss

I thought I got memed on when I threw $3k into snss calls this morning but I guess tmrw I'll be making my last few k 30/35/35 snss/spxs calls/spy puts instead of 50/50 spxs/spy

>>17457725
Uh, no. Just stating facts. It still sucked. But since I know it will go back up, I can't be asked to worry.

GET READY FOR A MASSIVE SELL OFF TOMORROW RETARDS LMFAO. TRUMP ABSOLUTELY LOST. GUYS A FUCKING RETARD AND SHOULD NEVER BE IN FRONT OF A MIC IN THE EVENT OF CRISIS. HOLY FUCK WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT.

MEME NUMBERS GOING GREEN

>>17457744
I never said that, I was answering your question since that faggot wasn't going to

>>17457638
Those will all end up worthless 0/10

>>17457744
It went back to the levels it was at during the better times of Monday. No, I don't find that significant, since the pump was equally significant.

>>17457716
Oh shit I forgot about that

I guess I'll only do 10% for funsies

>>17457756
Tripfag right for once, what a shock

I really thought I couldnt have a more negative view on humanity

Until sniffles made the world panic

>>17457756
you're dreaming

>>17457754
That was open to close. I asked peak to close. So about 5-6k

>>17457722
you are DELUSIONAL

Ding Ding Ding! where my fellow daytraders at? how'd you do?

currently drinking a bottle of good wine and marathoning hunter x hunter after a nice day of trading with my indicators. as anticipated, perfect time to day trade, lots of volatility due to corona on the /ES. i highly recommend it.

Trump's press conference looks like shit + new case of unknown origin in Northcal?

yeah, I'm thinking it's a red day tomorrow

>>17457752
>pit pence in charge fugg
Mike Pence is a good choice for it, honestly. The man is quite capable if given a set task to accomplish.

>>17457722
>muh short lifespan survivorship bias

>asx now back to 2007 levels

where my ausfag brothers at? what memes are you holding right now?

>>17457503
Stonks down

ok there seems to be blood on the streets . how should i allocate 150k to set me up for retirement?

>>17457777
Checked

>>17457763
Gee i wonder what happens after a penny stock pumps... The next couple weeks are going to be hilarious watching you lose a 5 figure profit

>>17457790
but stonks only go up wha hapin?

I swear sometimes it's like the most talkative fuckers on this board don't know what the fuck INVESTING is. All they think of is short term day and swing trading and have forgotten that sometimes people go long on shit. Just embarrassing.

>>17457784
I unironically feel better that Pence is taking the wheel on this. This could be his defining moment in politics for when he runs in 2024
"I saved the USA from the gook flu"

>>17457794
"meme lines" are real i guess. bonus points for using a fibonacci number for the period setting of your indicators and moving averages.

>>17457784
Does he have any relevant experience?

Seems to me VP is basically a meme these days just something to pander at winning votes and not something functional.

>>17457812
Go back to eating yourself to death, you annoying fuck.

>>17457776
You think I care about the opinion of someone who can't even crop an image?
>>17457798
>3 catalysts coming from now to March 12th
Oh yeah, go pop your good popcorn for this one dipshit.

TRUMP: "I THINK THE STOCK MARKET CRASHED BECAUSE OF THE DEM DEBATE" THIS IS YOUR LEADER AMERICA. LMAO.

>>17457788
Switched to BBUS at open yesterday

Uh why the hell should you care if your in the red unless you need the money in a really bad soon type deal? If your stocks pay a divvy the divvy payouts will be earning you more in reinvested shares due to the lower stock prices. So why not just let shit recover (or hell buy more) instead of selling it all. It only really hurts you if you sell anyway.

>>17457812
>pump & dump penny stocks
>investing
Kek this dump is going to be glorious

>>17457819
The man is literally responsible for an HIV epidemic in Indiana lol

He thinks cigs don't cause cancer or at least he did in the past

literally less than zero qualifications

99% of all money in the market is foolish

No longer will I respect professional traders they are actually worse than retail traders

>>17457812
good investing is boring thats why.
pick 10-20 good stocks for your 401k and IRA
max them out for 20 years an you are a multi millionaire

>>17457595
>I bought the SNSS top today

>>17457812
Not much point going long when it looks like the market is about to shit itself.

Better to wait a few/several months.

>>17457823
He was a Governor, so he does have experience as an executive

>>17457832
Republics were a mistake; Washington should have just declared himself Monarch.

>tfw starting to feel sick

uh oh. what are the first symptoms of the meme virus?

RETARDS THINK PENCE TAKING OVER IS A GOOD. HEY DUMBASS, HE'S SETTING UP PENCE TO TAKE THE FALL FOR THIS CLUSTER FUCK OF A VIRUS WHEN ELECTION TIME COMES.

How did none of you bioshills know about VIR? That's was the antidote for the corona market

I'm not an absolute doomer like OP, but when the fuck were you born? How old were you during the last recession? Do you realize none of the structural issues were fixed? We only 'got out' of that recession because they just kicked the can a little further down the road. We will have to face the music at some point or the other, and this might be it. What the fuck is the fed gonna do this time, huh? There won't be anymore QE buddy. This time, we will have an all out depression.

>>17457812
just look at the fucking chart, snss is down 99.9%. it's a fucking dying company

>>17457851
I've been going long since July of last year on this one, and accumulating all the while. bought 10% more today, in fact.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I bought 8500 USD worth of stock last week and then this shit happened.

It's just so typical, had I just done it one week later I would have gotten 10% more stocks for the same amount of money.

>>17457777
Morel is actually Bretty based.

I’m horrible thanks for asking.

>>17457793
Put 10% limit buy on oil at $45. Another 10% just in case at $40. If these fill, immediately set a profit take point at $58. Don't buy equities yet. Commodities are getting hit the hardest and they are most likely to bounce significantly off of panic induced lows.

>>17457823
they preside over the senate and get to break ties, but with 60 votes required to break filibuster it's pretty much a meme position. just next in line for office so transition can be swift when the president just up and dies in office.

>>17457841
>not giving addicts needles
"it's HIS fault REEEEEE"

Why is SNSS up?

>>17457873
People who use an overly long term chart to judge a biotech company on the verge of a major catalyst for a multibillion dollar asset have no business on this board.

>>17457877
So buy now and ride the recovery. At worst we're a day or two of mild red until it starts picking back up, at best the recovery has already started.

>>17457883
ok thanks u mean uso?

>>17457823
Yeah the V.P don't do shit. His only job as defined in the constitution is to preside over the senate and break any tie votes if they happen. Only exception is if it involves impeachment. Other than that he just hangs around and waits till the President dies or resigns,etc so he can take over.

>>17457864
Apparently it feels like mild flu, then you "recover", then it hits you like sock full of chicom kilodollars.

lmao drumpf shills working overtime tonight
holy shit the defense to the orange is zero organic lmao

>>17457877
imagine not dividing the money you put into stocks over a period of time ($500 a month)

imagine not getting the average gains of every position

>>17457877
next time you have a big chunk to buy in with just invest 25% of it every week for 4 weeks. You will sleep better

>>17457888
SNSS is currently in their phase1b testing of Vecabrutinib, a BTK inhibitor that can treat people with CLL mutation (unlike it's competitors) and has significant value as a combination therapy with broader BTK inhibitors. Vecabrutinib was created by Biogen before BTK inhibition was proven to actually work against hematological cancers, and sold to SNSS for unbelievably cheap. Their 400mg cohort data is coming in Q1 2020, and their 300mg dose data showed near theraputic levels of BTK inhibition, including 1 40% tumor reduction, a mere 10% away from Partial Remission, meaning their data this time is likely to show tumor reduction and at least partial remissions. Other BTK inhibitors have shown massive value recently, like ARQL being bought out for 2.7 billion.

That's why. That will continue to be why it continues to go up.

yeah, tomorrow will be a bloodbath

>>17457843
Where do you have this from?

>>17457897
>u mean uso?
Whatever flavor of oil tracking ETF you prefer, yes.

>>17457864
Trump said it effects people in different ways. You could have it and not even know it.

Is it over bros? Are we all fucked?

>>17457919
I thought it only killed non-white people?

>>17457930
we are all fucked as in consumer spending finna bouta fall through the floor. outlook is pretty bad

>mfw bought 10K worth of SPCE calls at 40
>mfw bought 25K worth of SNSS calls at peak
>mfw mortgaged house to buy SPY calls because I thought the market was going to rally today

>>17457930
nah, we'll be fine. just keep buying soxs

At least you guys don't have 500 bucks of BYND calls hahaaa

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I'm still holding everything. Still got my 12,200 shares of ONTX. I know the recovery will be epic and when the glorious P3 news comes out ONTX will fly. Everyone will be seeing dollar signs and the epic profit will be mine.

>>17457900
The vps involvement in the government is usually decided between him and the prez when they agree to be running mates

Hey quick question, I just wanted to put this in the smg thread rather than making a new thread.
What website/app do you use to trade? I know normies have things like that Acorns app, but what is the best to trade, based on information and based on the price of trades.

I use a website called Ameritrade and it costs 7 bucks to make any trade. The only reason I use that is because what I used to use Scottrade was bought out by them.

What do you use to trade?

>CEOs all resigning

Market crashing. Golden parachutes deployed, they need to leave the company before they can short sell. This is why they outsourced and hired H1Bs while cutting other costs. Executives are sociopaths.

Disney
https://apnews.com/323d2e3fa1390925934d9f896456c9ce

MasterCard
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/mastercard-ceo-ajay-banga-to-step-down-at-year-end-chief-product-officer-to-assume-top-job-2020-02-25

L Brands
https://www.businessinsider.com/l-brands-ceo-steps-down-company-sells-majority-share-in-victorias-secret-2020-2

Salesforce
https://www.businessinsider.com/salesforce-ceo-keith-block-steps-down-marc-beniof-ceo-2020-2

Uber Eats
https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/25/tech/uber-eats-jason-droege/index.html

HULU
https://techcrunch.com/2020/02/03/daily-crunch-hulu-ceo/

MGM
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/12/mgm-resorts-ceo-jim-murren-is-stepping-down-shares-jump.html

IBM
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/01/30/ibm-ceo-ginni-rometty-steps-down-arvind-krishna-to-take-over.html

LinkedIn
https://www.forbes.com/sites/kimelsesser/2020/02/05/linkedin-ceo-steps-down-and-focuses-on-increasing-network-diversity/#2168a4d011ed

>>17457945
that was before it started infecting white people, everything has changed since then, but it's still just a flu.

>>17457930
If the market isn't up by Friday it's full-blown market crash territory.

>>17457803
We don't know

>>17457948
>Not sure if memeing or actually that dumb.

>>17457955
>500 bucks
ok?

How much of the virus isn't yet priced into the market? It feels like alot.
I invest $1,000 each month automatically into Vanguard Total World and I'm never selling, so nothing really scares me, I'm just curious.

>HDGE to stay bearish
>Ladder out small buys on companies with good dividend rates and P/E ratios, buying in for small amounts every 5-10% drop
>HODL

Is this a good strategy bros?

This is a watershed moment.
I'm going to buy every month from now on until summer.
If the virus can be stopped I'll be rich next year. If it gets bad enough to trigger a major, decade-long depression I will most likely be among the dead anyways so it makes no difference.

>>17457910
REMINDER THAT SNSS ANON IS A STOCKTWITS TRANNY PUMPING A DOGSHIT COMPANY UNDER THE PREMISE THAT THE NEXT CATALYST WILL SEND THIS PND TO THE MOON. REMEMBER ONTX???? LITERALLY THE SAME SHIT THAT HAPPENS WITH EVERY GARBAGE BIOTECH STOCK . YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

>>17457965
If you're looking for free, Robinhood is easy get started, but alot of people here do use TD

>>17457992
Doing the same desu

>>17457991
Honestly unless you were prepped to bear from the start the only thing you can do is buy dips. We're in too deep to sell at this point and just need to bet on a recovery soon. It's going to get worse before it gets better I think.

>>17457967
IF THIS ISNT WRITING ON THE WALL, THEN I DONT KNOW WHAT IS. ITS GOING TO BE AN EPIC RECESSION OF GREAT PROPORTIONS. IT WILL BE BIBLICAL. WITNESS ME!

>>17457948
Pathetic

>>17457864
the first symptom is to post an image in sub-par resolution

https://www.tradingview.com/chart/SPX/q2vKiVPf-S-P-Testing-the-3-month-low-Long-term-Buy-opportunity/

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

Who else making fuck tons of money this week?

>>17458012
Yeah that's horrific, and this shit has been going on since Feb 1st, so people knew this was coming and chose to keep quiet about it.

>>17458004
You let me know when ONTX goes up more than 200% in 2 months. I'll wait.

>>17457992
This guy gets it. Cash is going to be fucking useless in a pandemic. Might as well go all in

I zeroed out my Schwab account today, anons, I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>>17457866
Why would you set your running mate up for the fall? He’s on the ticket with you

What are some coronavirus meme stocks to buy for tomorrow?

>>17458037
Won't call it fucktons, but profit is profit

>>17457955
no i got like $1500 exp Friday

>>17458048
We've been due for a hard landing for five years, honestly.

Corona might be the trigger but the fundamental problem is completely different. Things are completely fucked and we still haven't paid up for 2008. The amount of inefficiency, misallocation, and dysfunction will mean multiple painful recessions for the rest of our lives. I expect we are headed into a situation like Japan at the end of this. A morass of debt, infrastructure, resource, housing, and social problems. You will look back on this horrible decade like it was the 90s one day and realize how far we've sunk.

>fuckers on this board don't know what the fuck INVESTING is.
>All they think of is short term
This pathetic fucker is LITERALLY pendulum.

GET OUT OF THIS STOCK UNLESS YOU ACTUALLY KNOW SHIT ABOUT IT.

>>17457885
Which is very likely next term for these old ass boomies

>>17457886
I mean it is what it is. If you want less hiv you provide clean needles. If you want less drug addicts you increase the odds of them dying early by aids related complications by not providing clean needles.

Or figure out an effective treatment plan but goddamn. Anyone ever seen The Corner? David Simon’s series before The Wire?

Pic unrelated

>>17457992
>>17458007
my first buy order is in at 20,001 on the DOW

>>17457894
i don't really have another 8500 around to buy now

>>17457903
i don't have to imagine

>>17457907
in retrospect that would have been good and i will do so next time, if there is a next time

>>17458036
An asteroid could hit earth and TA retards would still be drawing upward pointing dicks on charts

>>17457992
>>17458007
Meh. Summer wont be the time to stop investing, it'll probably be a good time to start. Corona is going to start the downtrend, bernie is going to keep it going until November

>>17457965
Ameritrade is free now (or rather dies not charge a fee) unless you mean margin trading

>>17457930
Yes

>>17457948
I feel you. Sold my APT $7.5 calls between 8 and $10. I left a good chunk of change on the table by “taking profits” like a pussy

>>17457878
i still don't understand the holding overnight meme, probably never will. i tried it once and had to wait out being down over 30% until i got out with around 5% profit after half a year. tried it again recently (really recently, AMD) and was up over 20% thinking i was safe to hold all year until the market crashed and i got out with 2% profit, literally an order of magnitude less profit in only what, 2-3 days?

learn indicators and thank me later. FA is good, learn that too. use it to back up your indicators. but holy fuck don't buy the dip until the long term trend turns up again, holy shit. the amount of suicidal posts on stocktwits i've read recently is incredible, easily avoidable if you just use indicators and risk management based on the ATR.

Jesus Christ I should’ve know as soon as Cioviggliani posted that “bird-strike selloff” readjustment thing.

BILI FINNA GO PARABOLIC NOW THAT CHINESE GONNA NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE

>>17457965
Robinhood for trading
thinkorswim for analysis

>>17458093
>margin trading

imho if you can't day trade with money you actually have, you shouldn't be trading to begin with. seriously, im not even joking.

>>17458072
Emotive reasoning is irrelevant and so are you. Done responding to you now. Go cycle your IP.

>>17458124
You need margin to short

>>17457812
Shut the fuck up you fat ugly retard. You """""""""""""""""""""""""""""Invest""""""""""""""""""""""" in a fucking worthless shitty penny stock, because that's all you can afford.

The President of the United States confirmed Corona is literally just a flu nothing burger, why aren't you feeling bullish right now?

>>17458133
Hell yeah dude, people are fucking sheep. This market is so volatile and it's so obvious everything is going to crash. That's why I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>>17458140
Please stop giving it (you)s
The only people who respond to him are just attempts to shill his memestock, and guys like you who feed trolls.

Eventually his shit we’ll crash and he’ll pick a new meme to shill with a slightly different persona.

>>17458037
If I turn my charts upside down I'm doing great!

>>17458140
Post your brokerage account if you're going to accuse me of being poor. PROTIP: You won't.

the actual price movement of SNSS doesnt mean shit. there is no buying the top or whatever in the case of SNSS. this play is targeted towards the results of the clinical trial of their drug. if they are good, the shit will moon. if they are not good enough, it will go to shit. its a gamble on the results, thats all. im in btw, 5% of my cash. lets see their shit im ready.

>>17458151
Why not? Because we've been due for a hard landing for five years, honestly.

Corona might be the trigger but the fundamental problem is completely different. Things are completely fucked and we still haven't paid up for 2008. The amount of inefficiency, misallocation, and dysfunction will mean multiple painful recessions for the rest of our lives. I expect we are headed into a situation like Japan at the end of this. A morass of debt, infrastructure, resource, housing, and social problems. You will look back on this horrible decade like it was the 90s one day and realize how far we've sunk.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8kyWDhB_QeI

>>17458135
that doesn't change anything i said. or let me simplify it: if you can't maintain a balance of $25k minimum in your brokerage account, you shouldn't be trading to begin with. get a fucking job. not only will it help you avoid debt but it will teach you the value of a fucking dollar which a lot of retards apparently don't understand. when i started out day trading i was making $10 bets after months of backtesting and paper trading, it took me a long time to build up my position sizes, and rightfully so, it's my hard earned money and i actually respect it. seeing some people lose $50k in a single day on options hurts my fucking soul.

>>17458151
If habitual liar Trump said that it really must be crashing hard.

>>17458140
He's about to go from a 5 figure profit to a loss, just enjoy the show

>>17458177
thanks, CNN

Well well well Mongo tanking the futures what a shock after that polished and masterly performance.

>>17458151
Because there is a giant bubble and we've been seeing signs of it for years before China put 700 million people in lockdown

>>17458140
honestly, stop responding to tripfags entirely. they sustain themselves off of negative attention.

SNSSanon in particular was recently called out here on his position size which he faked as being much larger than it actually was. he's literally a walking talking pump&dump scheme. take his example and apply it to literally every tripfag here, and your brokerage account will thank you by avoiding that shit like the plague.

>>17458168
At least this guy gets it. The data is everything. But since they got 40% tumor reduction at 300mg, the idea of them not getting at least 1 partial (50% reduction) at 400mg is ludicrous to me.

>>17457957
He's not entirely wrong. And it's correct that Sanders winning would be horrible for the market.

>>17458172
Dude chill, I'm not a NEET or a daytrader
I was just stating why margin accounts aren't just for wreckless broke gamblers.

Being serious here but really isn't this shit kinda overblown. The CDC has had plans to deal with this type of shit for damn near 30 years or longer. Maybe not the exact virus but something similar. Ever since the rapid globalization (read air travel) this type of event was predictable. Makes you wonder why the so called terrorist middle east fucks didn't do this exact same thing long ago.

>>17457965
My broker's website through a browser. They have an app but it sucks.

>>17458207
Of course it's overblown but like a previous anon said 99% of money in the market is senile and retarded.

>>17458207
The plans entail shutting the economy down and keeping people from leaving their rooms. The crash is secondary to the plan of a pandemic, that's why Trump and these other retards are beating around the bush of how serious it is.

>TRUMP: This will end, eventually. You know that, right, it's going to end?

DOOMFAGS BTFO.

>>17458169
people don't respect the 2008 financial crisis enough. seriously. really, really seriously. after i started digging into researching it, it's terrifying. on its own it completely convinced me, singlehandedly, that if shit gets fucked, you're truly on your own. no one will save you. no one.

no one will save you. just meditate for an hour on that concept and take it seriously. if shit is well and truly fucked? no one will save you. no one. will save you. no one will save you. seriously look into all of the people who got well and truly fucked by the 2008 financial crisis. just watch this entire video, the entire thing, but pay special attention to rogan's story about the guy who knew who had a property he wanted to buy and lost everything and then died after the 2008 financial crisis. that really stuck with me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0BHAD4tQwQ

no one will save you. it was a major part of why i got into stock trading to make a fortune in the first place, among other side hustles. no one will save you. i repeat that because it's important and you should all engrave it into your fucking skulls. if shit really hits the fan, you cannot depend on government, on society, nothing. you're on your own. if you lose your life savings when your 80, no one will save you, you will just die. no one will save you. get it?

>>17458207
Of course it's completely overblown, anon. That said, you should be fanning the flames of panic to dump stocks even lower so you can speak up even more cheapies.

We've been due for a hard landing for five years, honestly.

Weee!

>>17458232
>No one will save you
This is why a percentage of my assets is sitting in a safe, as precious metals, and why I keep a stock of extra canned goods/dry goods just in case.

>>17457967
>L Brands
He's stepping down because Epstein connection and now I doubt your entire list

> Uber Eats
That's not a real CEO

> LinkedIn
Yes I'm sure they're sweating hard about all those people who will be looking for jobs after the layoffs start ...that will be terrible for business!

>>17458232
Nice fud. My mom will save me

At what rate of return can a retail investor get hired off portfolio performance alone?

>>17458232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyjMz5Sf02Y

if it does happen it won't be as bad as 2008 because there is no [see video] this time

>>17458207
>Ever since the rapid globalization
There is the problem

>>17457958
Happy to see theres some other ONTX boys here. I'm only at 5000 shares @.54 average

>>17458244
i don't think it's that bad. im just saying look at the people who thought they could just DCA the markets or blue chips for 30 years, losing everything. i feel it's less about thinking gold and canned food stores will save you and more along the lines of "protect yourself from losing everything because nothing is guaranteed". people who just buy shit and think they can wait 30 years and retire off of it are fools. i systematically day trade and build stacks of wealth through hard work. if the market crashes i just short, no problem since i don't hold overnight. the few times i've tried it have been nightmare scenarios i don't soon hope to repeat. i hate that the closing price of a stock doesn't have to be equal to the opening price of a stock the next day.

>>17457562
SNSS looks good to make it to 3+ in the next 30-60 days. CNN charts it at $6 high $3 mid by years end. I’m not gonna risk and sell when it’s over $3

Are we still buying the dips guys?

lel
He's right you know....

>>17458244
>when shit hits the fan, people will want my platinum

>334 new cases in South Korea
Its over bros

>>17458271
thanks, haven't seen it yet but i collect these sorts of videos on the 2008 financial crisis. im sure i still don't full understand it, but i still continue to study it in hopes that one day i will fully grasp it because it is still affecting us to this day.

>>17458301
That is gold, lmao.

>>17458306
There's probably similar cases everywhere and in Japan. Korea just enacted a wide-net screening of everyone possible.

Other countries have not.

>>17458243
How are your stocks white piggu

>>17458067
Hey if you are serious bro I am rooting for you I think this company can be good, the market is fucking it up but it could still do a 140 on Friday, I think my options calculator says I can still make 500% at 140 so I think I will hold because I don't want to be a bitch about a two week paycheck when I can make 15000

So do I sell my etsy tomorrow or wait?

>>17458243
chinese bobos are so cute

>>17458322
>Japan
We've been due for a hard landing for five years, honestly.

Corona might be the trigger but the fundamental problem is completely different. Things are completely fucked and we still haven't paid up for 2008. The amount of inefficiency, misallocation, and dysfunction will mean multiple painful recessions for the rest of our lives. I expect we are headed into a situation like Japan at the end of this. A morass of debt, infrastructure, resource, housing, and social problems. You will look back on this horrible decade like it was the 90s one day and realize how far we've sunk.

>>17457466
What does this mean? hid the cluster?

>>17458359
This pasta is stale

>>17458338
AT TACO BELL ok? jesus christ I know how much people LOVE to jump down peoples throats here I wouldn't even be surprised if I got a you already making fun of me because they think I work at Taco Bell

FUCK OFF

>>17458232
People will actually save you if you aren't a drug addict and still have the mental fortitude to act normal.
Homeless shelters actually to to seek out homeless people. Most would rather be high than have a safe bed to sleep in. Food is also free at that level. You will never starve in America, you just won't escape wage slavery at all if you fuck up like that

I am loading up on Uber and Microsoft at these discount prices. But is it too late to short as a hedge?

>>17458301
did he actually "literally" literally say that? i don't watch that shit i just read about it in the stock-related news the next morning while i watch E-mini futures. i kinda want a clip or timestamp if he literally said that though.

that said it's literally not as bad as the flu and has more or less only killed the elder. the problem isn't the wuflu it's the government reaction to it because they haven't studied it yet, it's new. they shut down the factories and the air travel and it fucks the global economy, and the stock market eventually acts in kind because it is forward-looking. that's the problem, that's why the market is crashing. even if the wuflu was cured tomorrow, the damage has already been done for at least a couple of months after the cure/vaccine is found and people go back to work. this is fact.

that said, whenever the signs that all is good occur, the market will likely return to bull market mode then. probably with a vengeance in all honesty considering the 10 year bull market we've had so far, people buying cheapies. THAT is when you want to buy. the market is forward looking so it probably won't wait until things actually work out, and will instead go based on "it is likely that things will work out in the future so MUH CHEAPIES".

>>17458380
People are fucking sheep. This market is so volatile and it's so obvious everything is going to crash. That's why I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>>17458372
They didn't announce a cluster of new nCoVcases until the conference.

>>17458359

Like it was the 90s? Huh? 90s were great.

>>17457992
Now you're playing with power.

>>17458301
He's right. But that makes both him and Trump wrong.
I voted for Trump but I know he lies for America's "benefit". He's trying to prevent a total crash, so he's repeating what a few talking heads say.

The CDC would likely disagree, but it's best to prevent panic. A former colleague works in the SS, from what I hear the task force has way too many conflicting interests. Difficult to pull them in the same direction, he said.

>>17458390
he didn't say that verbatim but he more or less said to think of covid-19 like the flu

>>17458306
Nah nah nah

The BOK not giving the market the rate cut it expected. THAT is why it is over for Kpop country.

>>17458172
You're a fucking idiot. If you are a pattern day trader you MUST have a margin account, you are legally required to.
So shut the fuck up about your retarded philosophy shit

The original post that precipitated your tard spasm was about how Ameritrade no longer charges a fee for trading with the caveat being margin accounts

>>17458417
>he lies for America

Woah you actually think Trump does anything for any reason except for his own direct benefit? The stock market is the only thing he has going for him for reelection.

>>17458417
People are fucking sheep. This market is so volatile and it's so obvious everything is going to crash. That's why I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

uhhhh guys
i went outside for literally half an hour to get something to eat. now i'm getting that feeling in my nose and throat when you get sick................

>>17458441
What happened to soxl bro? He rekt now. Did he an hero?

>>17458418
Thanks, that makes a lot of sense. Am I full schizo? but I think Coronavirus is way overblown. We were destined for a correction anyways. Seriously this is probably the start of a recession since the yield curve had already converted about a year ago.

I mean coronavirus only kills 80 year olds, and people with lung disease. BUT stocks were wayyy overvalued to begin with.

If I’m right these TSLA puts are gonna moon.

>>17458301
eugene is now confirmed to be a deep cover /pol/ operative

>>17458452
just crush vitamin C and zinc lozenges

>>17458445
Never thought he did anything else.
As horrible as this sounds, telling the truth is for losers.

It's an easy way to get yourself killed, first off.

>>17458387
i guess i should rephrase that a bit since you misunderstand what im saying. if you work hard all your life, be a good citizen, and save all your life, if you all of a sudden lose your entire life savings at age 60+ because of an oopsie by society, the government will not say "oh sorry bro we fucked up, here is all your money back that's our bad we will fix this". no, you will just lose everything. and... that's it. imagine being old and all of your money vanishes, gone, poof. no one will save you from that. that's my point.

if the government fucks up big time, if even the whole world fucks up big time, no one will save you. you will just be fucked, period. the powers that be won't be the ones to say "yeah we fucked up, you don't actually lose everything". you just lose everything. no one will save you. get it? when you learn enough about the world to realize this fact, and are an adult, it's actually terrifying. when you realize you are well and truly alone in the world, and while living in society is nice, they will not save you in the event of a catastrophe. in fact they will probably save themselves, at the cost of you. they will throw you under the bus so the powers that be can save themselves. they do not have your best interests at heart, when the shit well and truly does hit the fan. no one will save you.

i feel like i shouldn't have to explain in detail why this is terrifying on an existential level, but here we are. you live in a society, but that society will throw you to the wolves if it means they can save themselves if shit goes tits up. "no one will save you" is the most succinct way i can sum it up. imagine living life that way.

>>17458455
Healthy young people can die off coronavirus, like with SARS, from a cytokine storm if they don't have enough vitamin D.

>>17458452
People are fucking sheep. This market is so volatile and it's so obvious everything is going to crash. That's why I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.
>It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

Anyone else filter this shitty bear copypasta

>>17458490
based pasta

>>17458452
>>17458452
if you feel something in your throat then it's more likely just a cold.
Sore throat is more rare with flu. Dunno bout coronavirus though. Zinc lozenges have some data about shortening common colds for 1-2 days or something for treatment, useless/unsafe for taking regularly for cold prevention.
Vitamin C is absolutely useless unless your body is in high stress (e.g. if you were climbing mount everest or something), then there might be some benefit. To everyone else, there's absolutely no benefit and the article by that nobel prize winner had no scientific basis at all. It only caught on because he was a nobel prize winner for a different field entirely.

>>17458480

Are you 15? Did you think the universe appointed everyone a guardian angel when they were born? Grow up, faggot.

>>17458452
You dead now.

>>17458441
>If you are a pattern day trader you MUST have a margin account, you are legally required to.

try actually reading my post you fucking dumbass.

>that doesn't change anything i said. or let me simplify it: if you can't maintain a balance of $25k minimum in your brokerage account, you shouldn't be trading to begin with. get a fucking job.

DONT FUCKING TRADE IF YOU DONT HAVE ANY MONEY, GET A JOB AND LEARN THE VALUE OF A DOLLAR HOW THE FUCK IS THIS SO DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND? jesus fucking christ... i don't like reading about people using the markets as a casino and gambling, and losing large sums of money. normal people, who really can't afford to lose large sums of money. i really don't like to see it happen. if you don't have enough money then obviously you need to sort out your life first, work hard, educate yourself, get a real career going. sort your fucking life out. seeing poor people, especially, lose their money or even go into debt hurts my soul. don't do it. too many people don't understand that you can actually lose money, a LOT of money, in the market, if you fuck up. i don't want to see that happen if i can help it.

Nothing, I repeat nothing can repair my view on humanity after this. We live in a world of cowards and retards and I want nothing to do with it. The entire world is shitting themselves over the fucking sniffles. I genuinely didn't think I could have a lesser opinion on humanity until now.

>>17458533
If only you knew how bad things really are...

>>17458483
>>17458509
As a 21 year old, “half-zoomer” myself I like my odds. Lmao thanks for the tips tho, I’ll make sure to add limes to my corona’s to get them vitamins

Newfag from yesterday here phone posting, my first day after buying stocks for the first time in my life, go ahead and laugh.
I did buy one single share of UPRO as that was the only ETF I can afford, the single Disney stock was definitely a mistake, gonna stick to cheap weed stock and the ETFs as money allows

>>17458480
Oh, I totally agree with that. I was raised to not expect support from my family or anyone else in life so I am a financially conservative doomer too. I won't even hold sp500 in current climate and I don't care if I miss gains. I also expect all your 401ks to get raped for taxes when it comes time to withdrawal. They'll push retirement out to 85 if they have to

>>17458526
okay all memeing aside: how many people in the world, or even let's just say the U.S., think the government will protect them in case shit hits the fan?

how many people lost their homes and/or all of their savings around 2008 thought that such a thing could never happen in their society? all joking aside, seriously, how many people? do you want me to start pulling up statistics or do you understand?

BOBO GANG RISE UP!

>>17458480
we have cash, we have bitcoin, we have gold, we have real estate... only those who dont know what they are doing or take way too much risk will lose everything

>>17458542
You motherfucking retard driving in traffic 15 mph above the speed limit is deadlier than this shit

>>17458556
we bearin

>>17458548
>down 13 measly dollars and thinks anyone would even bat an eyelash
that's real cute :3

This shots going to TANK , maybe we’ll have some gains for a few weeks or a couple months but when the west realizes how many companies are effected by Asia being on lockdown shit is fucked

>>17458558
>we

compare yourself to normie society, anon. im not talking about you, the individual. im talking about "The Masses".

>>17458556
>>17458572
SQQQ acquired on Friday is fucking straight fire these days, I know I need to take profit at some point but whew

>>17458573
I posted it before and I’ll post it again, newfag who makes $14 an hour full time before getting raped by commiefornia taxes, I keep my bills down and debt free so figured I’d try this out, but now I see it is another system designed to rape my $13.

I heard some coworkers the other day talking about wallstreet bets and making "tendies" so I knew it was time to fucking get out.

>>17458544
>number of cases
double check whatever resource you're using. Make sure they're actually dividing number of deaths to only CLOSED cases. If it includes open cases to that number, then the death rate will be underestimated because we don't even have an outcome for those open cases yet (either death or recovery, either way # death is under represented).

>>17458417
It’s not just the market.
Panic helps no one.

>>17458575
Straight up carpet bomb the faggots if they wont be the slaves making our iphones

All those afraid of sniffles should be flattened by tanks

>>17458572
with puts do you sell the contract or actually execute the trade yourself? also, is the person who sold the put the one who has to pay that predetermined price for the stock ? and are these contracts sold across all platforms or are they specific to say Robinhood or Qtrade??

>>17458548
You only lost 13 dollars. Pull you money out you fucking idiot, right now you are in this market alone against robots. This is your rent.

>>17458477
No one I know has been killed for telling the truth.

That I know of. But how would I know?

>>17458616
If I pull it out I’ll just spend it on weed or vidya, this just makes more sense, the machine already raped my $13 they may as well take the other $500, and I keep my bills down by living rent free and shit

>>17458390
Literally has been colloquially redefined to mean figuratively, with emphasis. It’s the exact opposite of its meaning and it’s annoying but that is what it is.

>>17458548
might as well just open a training account to learn instead of "investing" with $500.

>>17458598
relax, DIS will ultimately be fine. good of you to take your first steps with a blue chip instead of some garbage pennystock shilled here. just observe the market and learn, you'll do alright my guy

>>17458548
Why wouldn't you buy an inverse etf, not to mentions options (i.e. puts on upro,tqqq,etc.)

>>17458490
Keep mocking your elders zoomer
Don't forget who tried to warn you
6 months remaining

>>17458649
>telling someone new to the market to invest in options

>>17458548
>down $13
K, let me know when you're down $500 like me.

>>17458614
this is my first day doing it so i'm just gonna be selling to close when it feels right.
later i might play with the idea of exercising a contract but i don't know that kind of equity right now

>>17458637
It will rape the rest. This is just AIs trying to squeeze everyone's money. Buy the weed, we might end up paying for shit in weed in a couple of months.

Snifflecucks get the rope

Worthless pussies

>>17458642
true, but all the more reason why i use "literally", literally. i make it a point to actually use it correctly to mean literal things, on a daily basis. i know exactly what you mean and it has always irked me since that has become commonplace.

we ded yet?

>>17458688
don't read this
flammable and inflammable, biweekly, could care less

>>17458704
Almost I'm excited.

>>17458645
I mean would you just sit there smoking weed and playing vidya making $14 an hour for the next 20 years? I’m fine with it but since I have my pennies laying around I might as well throw them in this machine instead of smoking it, yeah there’s dudes my age making great money but I’m a fucking insurance agent
>>17458648
Definitely want to get more ETFs soon if that’s the blue chip stuff, debating on dropping the single Disney stock for an etf instead.
I know I’m poor and shit so I’m only dealing with pennies but it’s a start, I’m sure everyone else here thinks $500 is pennies but to me that’s half my paycheck, I wouldn’t expect anything else from posting this here but any time I’ve lurked when younger things seemed alright here

what are we thinkin on GILD boys?
flagship covid-19 treatment mentioned BY NAME by the president today as a possibility of fast tracking a treatment.
still, kinda wanna place puts with the chart looking like that

>>17458704
Rally tomorrow, get ready.

>futures were green before two massive sell-offs
>futures are red for the first time since this shit all started means market will rise tomorrow

>>17458742
26000 is a pretty good springboard to launch off and we're almost there.

>>17458742
>he doesn't know

>>17458742
we have hit a major support level

>>17458741
My put and call both sold for 25% gain over the last 2 days im done playing with it

>>17458725
I believe in you anon everyone has to start somewhere don't let the red discourage you

>>17458754
Oh my god. This market is so volatile and it's so obvious everything is going to crash. That's why I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>>17458754
THE FUCKING SNIFFLES

REMEMBER THIS NEXT TIME YOU CANT GET LAID, THE TIME YOU LOST YOUR BALLS OVER THE SNIFFLES

WOMEN WILL KNOW HOW BITCHMADE YOU ARE

Ford bottoming out?

>>17458605
>to only CLOSED cases
You stupid fucking nigger. That isn't how it works.

>Case fatality rate, also called case fatality ratio, in epidemiology, the proportion of people who die from a specified disease among all individuals diagnosed with the disease over a certain period of time.

>>17458777
Ford's bottom is 0

Fyi folks JPMorgan says theyre done with the whole panic charade over the virus, theyre bullish

Game over man! It’s game over! China supply lines shit down. Msft guiding down. Ma guiding down. Boeing guiding down. Everyone guiding down! Fed said won’t cut rates! It’s all going to zero!!

Enough corona induced FUD, what's our big plays for opening tomorrow?

>>17458777
If there's a recession, Ford will literally go bankrupt.

>>17458769
People are fucking sheep. This market is so volatile and it's so obvious everything is going to crash. That's why I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>>17458777
digits confirm this is the bottom. they also announced bringing back the mustang this year.

>>17458787
>arguing semantics
Mortality rates are computed in hindsight, we don't know the actual mortality rate yet.

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>>17458725
We aren't gatekeeping the stock market from you. You don't invest half your paycheck now when the market is swinging half a percent every hour. You must gamble stock to see profits. Only very specific things will go up and everyone that tells you they know what these are is scamming you. This is simply not the time to start.

>>17458725
>I’m sure everyone else here thinks $500 is pennies but to me that’s half my paycheck
maybe i should have asked how much you're paying per commission first
you might be better off just saving that $500 and learning with a training account *for now*, because if your situation is anything like Canada then you have to pay like $5-$10 per trade. If you're trading in small amounts of $500, you're going to be losing so much money just from commission fees.

also you're throwing your money away if you're heading into stock markets without your due diligence. If you haven't done your due diligence, please just save your goddamn money especially if it's half your paycheck. You can always come back anytime with that same money once you're more confident. Look into shit like VOO for more general ETFs.

>>17458807
Oh my god. This market is so volatile and it's so obvious everything is going to crash. That's why I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>>17458823
You dumbfuck this isn't semantics. It is a completely different formula. He is intentionally overestimating mortality. Of course it will change over time as we get more data, but you do not ever calculate it the way he is proposing.

God damn it.

Even if it literally is the meme flu, the memevirus might fuck shit up and cause shortages and shit.

I hate this. Such is the fate of the “long term” investor.

At least I took my DIS losses at 128

>realizing losses
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17458791
No way...
Though MS podcast did say support at around 3040 would be a good place to start adding to positions.
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>>17458866
I’m just using Robinhood so I think it’s free, us citizen
>>17458765
If I lost all $500, it won’t make a difference really, I just buy food and fuel and some cheap box wine to hold me over until I’m in a better place

>>17458645
Put a percentage of your disposable income in a S&P 500 index with the lowest fees and hold it. Do this for 30 or so years.

That’s it. Don’t fuck it up.

>>17458005
Are there any downsides to Robinhood?