/biz/ - Business & Finance

sold everything buying gold

STRONG rally tomorrow, it's already guaranteed. If you didn't buy today you missed out.

did she?

>>17454772
gimme a hit of that copium

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>>17454772
most of the random shit I have started to go back up already

bottom right, delete your thread op

DDD did good

too bad corona fucking strangled it's possible gain

>>17454785
this is the new thread retard
>>17454733

>>17454772
Imagine believing this lmao

>>17454746
>Went from 55k account to 19k and falling since last wednesday.
I knew options can make you rich or poor fast but ugh this is frustrating. Some of these calls go out to mid March and April so maybe salvageable. Otherwise i got 10k in there to start up again with.

how do i profit off the market right now as a brainlet

>>17455019
buy

>>17455019
buy blood and strong coins like OGN and XTZ. LINK always a good buy aswell. And sit on it until this explodes late 2020.

>>17454772

>>17452835
SARS (Severe acute respiratory syndrome) is the name of the disease, Corona is the family of viruses. Corona Chan's medfag name is SARS-CoV-2

>>17454772
There will be rallies regardless of whether this is the start of the recession or not. Keep that in mind my fellow LARPers

too slow nigger faggot op
sageru

How can I go long on The Onion?

Schiffchads rise up!

FRIENDLY REMINDER TO BUY MAY 15TH $10 PUT OPTIONS ON APT

>>17455997
YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE ACTUALLY FUCKING RETARDED NOT TO BUY LONG PUTS ON APT

Reminder that this is what you are getting these days.

>>17455019
Get kneepads and get really good at sucking dick for money.

>>17455019
Buy anything and wait a year. MSFT for instance.

>>17456009
May 15th might be too early but I think grabbing whatever the max date you can get puts on would be a good idea.

ALSO THIS IS THE OLD THREAD

Dollar cost average into SOXS, until we figure out if there's no supply of semi-conductors, or no demand for semi-conductors, or both.

lol you retarded trumpfags are going to lose all your money

>>17455019
all in SPY puts 3/20

What the fuck will it do in the morning though?

>>17456009
nah looks like a serious long-term earner right there.

Next stop 50.

>>17455019
SNSS calls

>>17455019
bee urself

>>17456055

Hell yeah dude, fucking sheep. This market is so volatile and it's so obvious everything is going to crash. That's why I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>>17456042
>old thread
yeah but then we recycle and don't cause clutter

>instant 0.5% drop after close
Lmao

>>17454821
Oh shit bro you're right, I just took an extremely late bear position because it's going to crash TOMORROW.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

I don't want to die

>>17456076
Probably caused by MSFT alone.

>>17456059
>Bought in the day before it popped.
Feels fucking good man.

>Also bought 500 shares of SPCE at 36
Thankfully I put more into MRNA. That was so obviously easy money. Insider buying + cure for the Coronavirus that everyone won't shut up about. I wouldn't be surprised if it touched 40 by the end of the week.

reminder, these are the people who are giving you advice on the market implications of the caronavirus

I want off the ride /biz/
Down to like 10% stoinks, must of which are hedged etfs or precious metal etfs, and 90% cash

>>17456100
My market price target is 0.00

>>17456100
Reminder, these are the braindead morons who don't realize that this is the beginning of the end. It's legitimately over, I liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

Holy shit darkpools doing...
Nothing

Maybe in for another weird stupid chop day tomorrow?

If NYC gets locked down I'm going to be rich

>>17456124
Well you can:
buy now that we have bottomed out and the recovery has already started

OR

freak out and liquidate everything at the lowest point since 2019 right before it bounces back and hate yourself forever

>>17456150
This is going to be 100x worse than 2008

>>17456150
The second option is safest, you can't cash out when it's zero. That's why I liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>>17456150
I hodled during the last "bottom", enjoy your bags

>>17456150
Alternatively you can do nothing and hold fiat like a tard while you watch potential profit evaporate before your eyes.

Why the fuck is everyone talking about NYC? Source?

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BOTTOM!!!!!!!!


IM FUCKING TIRED OF BUYING BUYING DIPS!!!!!!

Why is gild pumping AH?

>>17456180
just a meme carried over from the last thread

>>17456149
It's inevitable, China stuffed a billion people into boxes over this thing and they'd much prefer keeping them in the factories. If New york doesn't do the same it's going to suffer big time.

>>17456186
There is no bottom this is the big one

>>17456186
The bottom for everything? 0

Stock market isn't safe until April fucking retards.

>>17456172
>bottom
When it was in freefall? That was your own fault for completely misreading charts.

Also if you sold between today and monday you are going to be net negative while I'm going to be riding the escalator to success for the next week.

>>17456186
Don't worry about NYC dude, worry about DC. It's literally over, that's why why I liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>>17456186
Futures closed with another red dildo. I wouldn't go long for shit until the index stops shitting the bed.

>>17456210
>TA
I prefer market astrology personally

>>17456207
It was never safe, we were just letting you put in money before we take it away

I'm keeping my money in for 20 years regardless of what happens fuck you bearfags

>>17456225
Bro if you sold between today and Friday last week you must have been holding the chart upside down, why would you even sell in a freefall? That isn't even remotely suggestive of a bottom.

>>17456245
what are you holding?

>>17456248
I didn't
I trimmed my holdings last Wednesday
And then I sold pretty much everything else except lower risk stuff at the top of the small rally we had earlier today.
I'm out dog, this could get a lot worse

>>17456266
SPY

>>17456266
KHC
Sears
ONTX

It's gonna be fine. The chinese have NEVER lied about how bad things are within their country.
It's under control. Buy the fear.

POSSIBLE COVID19 CURE
https://www.apeiron-biologics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/200226_APEIRON_APN01_Covid-2019_trial_in_China.pdf

>>17456289
awesome, take a screenshot at the bottom of the fattest redline you can.
then hold it all the way back up and take another screenshot.
go absolute diamond bull mind.
btfo bears for all time.

>>17456313
MRNA also has a cure about to undergo human trials. Works in animals.

What did Trump going to say?

Thoughts on Etsy?

Some are saying it is going to $70.

>>17456333
though MRNA was working on a vaccine, not a cure

>>17456059
too late to buy?

>>17456207
>buy in April
>sell in May and go away

Shoo shoo taxman
You WILL NOT gobble my gains!!

>>17456367
Ah, yes. You are correct. Preventative rather than proactive.

>>17456362
Stocks are great, believe me. HYUGE dips. Caronavirus is fake news from the demoncrats.

>>17456372
Well, now it is.

>>17456367
REGN is working on the treatment though

wow i thought about buying MRNA at $20, instead i take a tiny ass bitch position in AYX. what the fuck is wrong with me?

>>17456362
This market is so volatile and it's so obvious everything is going to crash. That's why I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

We've been due for a hard landing for five years. Corona might be the trigger but the fundamental problem is completely different. Things are completely fucked and we still haven't paid up for 2008. The amount of inefficiency, misallocation, and dysfunction will mean multiple painful recessions for the rest of our lives. I expect we are headed into a situation like Japan at the end of this. A morass of debt, infrastructure, resource, housing, and social problems. You will look back on this horrible decade like it was the 90s one day and realize how far we've sunk.

>>17456410
There were a couple good signals. Vaccine for CV19. Insider buying.

>>17456397
one of these days i'll get in on the ground floor of a hot stock

>>17456422
I got 2000 rounds of live ammo bud i'm ready

GGUYS please stobb it I cant liquify
I’m already being gangstalked I don’t need this

>>17456410
>tfw had calls on MRNA but sold them at measly profits
the fuck is wrong with me
>>17456422
Based /lit/ poster

i'm 99% cash right now and i'm so tempted to buy back in tomorrow

which one are you?

I liquidated all my TMDX at the tip top today and bought back in at the bottom. I’m already up $600 and it’s not even earnings yet.

Thank you TMDX anon, wherever you are.

>>17456477
we may bounce here but this is not the bottom

>>17456485
Full beard
is coronachan gonna make me shave? what a bitch

>>17456485
>toothbrush
uhh guys?

>>17456485
I've actually been a firefighter for a few years now and my department is one of the few which allows us to have beards, despite them breaking the seal on our facepieces.

A fun trivia fact but it still doesn't take away from the fact that today I liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>>17456485
stubble, no way i'm shaving

While you fools hemorrhage money from coronavirus, ill be there when it bottoms out and be getting my cheap stocks. Your time is up my time is now

If I held my puts positions instead of fear selling during the head-and-shoulders at the start of the day, I would have been in the five digits by now. Oh well, over the course of the last two days, I made about 120 dollars.

Remember:Those who bought after the 2008 financial cesspool shat ended up rich out the ass when things started to roll once again. Buy this dip while you can, the epic gains once things calm the fuck down will be worth it.

FLIGHT ATTENDANT BASED OUT OF LAX TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS

https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2020/02/26/korean-air-flight-attendant-working-lax-flights-diagnosed-with-coronavirus/

>>17456539
How do you equate 2 days of big drops to the 2008 recovery? You can't, don't even try!

post your market crash anthem I'll start

https://youtu.be/TU-MYe0SL9Q

Saudi Arabia has banned Hajj
Muslims absolutely blown the fuck out
https://twitter.com/i/events/1232801335344414720

>>17456539
that's why i'm so tempted but you're fucked if it's still in freefall.
RSI hasn't even hit past 30 yet.

>>17456586
They have banned it before.

>>17456539
Bruh moment, stocks will plunge longer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

yo im gonna go live in a cave for a week without any internet access. what should i put my money into for the time being?

>>17456600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oygrmJFKYZY

https://youtu.be/d-nKZOJxnGs
press conference on carona virus coming soon

>>17456604
Put the money in your cave.

>>17456539
>this is the dip
kek

>>17456622
We've been due for a hard landing for five years, honestly.

Corona might be the trigger but the fundamental problem is completely different. Things are completely fucked and we still haven't paid up for 2008. The amount of inefficiency, misallocation, and dysfunction will mean multiple painful recessions for the rest of our lives. I expect we are headed into a situation like Japan at the end of this. A morass of debt, infrastructure, resource, housing, and social problems. You will look back on this horrible decade like it was the 90s one day and realize how far we've sunk.

>>17456539
>Buy this dip while you can
buy what tho. am a complete noob (and brainlet)

>>17456615
>>17456604
Reminds of the guy that was talking about leaving his job and going to a cabin they owned. But they only had 3 months worth of food.

>>17456604
In your dickhole

If you can't make money between now and next week you are certified retarded.

Will I make money in my puts smg?

>>17456633
Literally anything with a fucking pulse you can not lose money.

>>17456562
Have you fucking fools not seen this? How many flights of passengers were dropped off in LAX and spread around the country now infected. NOW we have a happening

>>17454746
How am I supposed to not buy Haliburton at these prices. It's down 18% in the last week with dividends getting paid out april 20th.

It'll all be fine guys, the flu always kills entire families and you're not afraid of the flu, right?

>>17456562
>The woman also serviced a flight from Tel Aviv, Israel, to Seoul
/ourgirl/?

>>17456679
Why the fuck would you not buy at this point? Gain something from this disaster at least. The only people with an excuse are the ones with no liquidity right now.

>>17456694
Thank God that today I liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>>17456705
Because its gonna be red tomorrow, friday, and all of next week. Buy then.

IT'S HAPPENING, TRUMP SPEAK SOON

>>17456679
>Haliburton
Why did it go from $32 to low 20's in the past year???

>>17456729
Yeah, it isn’t 2003 anymore kek.

>>17456705
>Why the fuck would you not buy at this point?
Because it'll be cheaper next week, next month, 6 months from now...

>>17456720
You think its going to be red for the rest of the week? Why have you not cashed out and stocked up on supplies? Because what you're describing is the apocalypse.

went to got food and just got back, did orange man say anything to pump or dump the market

>>17456633
we're going into a deep and long period of recession anon. What you need to do is buy the ticker SOXS with what ever money you have, and then keep buying it regardless of it's price when ever you can. Then stop buying on on May 8th and sell on like the 2nd of July.

Trump is about to come out any minute and say run to the grocery store, stock up on food and don't go outside for 6 months.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJycFqj-I0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJycFqj-I0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJycFqj-I0w

HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJycFqj-I0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJycFqj-I0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJycFqj-I0w

>MRNA
It just goes up boys.

Oh look futures are on the rise better start buying

>>17456736
Then the world is literally coming to an end and you should be stockpiling supplies dude. Your assumptions are completely unrealistic.

>>17456783
>the world comes to end if the stock market trends downward
Do you people really think this

>>17456654
prolly not, if it reverts to the mean or goes back to its usual territory of around $3

>>17456761
>SOXS
googled this and i have no idea what im reading

>>17456755
>2 more red days is da apocalypse
No. It is not. It is very reasonable given the corona situation. Ill even concede next week but not Thursday and Friday.

Guys how would the market react if Trump informed America he was hiding out until election night?

*ting ting ting*
AHEM
conference canceled, orange man contracted corona

>>17456783
A virus with a low mortality rate can spread & slow down the economy without ending the world dumbass

>>17456767
HE'S HERE

>>17456808
Right before you jump out the window when you got wiped out. Of course the world goes on. Even if it kills 3% of the people on the planet and sickens 7 billion people.

how did TSM stay this green today
i've been watching for a week hoping for a really good price to go all in but it's still green

>>17456760
Yes, he dumped on the prestige of the presidential office. Like usual.

>>17456843

>>17456217
>DC
Richmond here. Coworker diagnosed with flu today. Currently 100% vegetarian diet, pounding OJ like it's going out of style, and loading up on Vitamin D.

It's here. I can feel it. It's here.

>>17456841
semicon is in full rebound today, really bizarre too since aren't all their factories shut down?

>>17456870
F

Trump delivering good news. Futures haven't budged yet

Trump
>can't believe i have to do this shit

150 points of dow dropped per infected american... what an over reaction, these people's lives are literally not worth that much.

>>17454782
>if you had been born an attractive Asian female legions of people would be falling head over heels to listen to your autistic ranting
imagine how cruel god must be

>>17456895
>Trump delivering good news.
He hasnt said anything we didnt already know yet

holy fuck is anyone actually buying this river of bullshit?
just let the CDC people speak jesus

>>17454746
Trump has spoken to Xi and he reports the outbreak has gotten much smaller. Spce and the broader market will rebound to ATH on this news.

>>17455019
Wait a year, try not to die; If the apocalypse has not begun you could probably buy anything then come back in a decade with massive gains

Ignore the gamblers here telling you to make riskier short term bets

>the flu again
here we go

LITERALLY THE FLU
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HE MENTIONED THE FLU
GET HIM

Says virus in china is contained. Compared coronavirus to flu to show it isn't nearly as bad

>>17456776
Watch it rally until post-election for the bigwigs can try to keep Don in office. They don't want Bernie's tax shit and they will keep the bubble inflating for another 8 months to make it happen

>>17456895
You'll need a lot better than not budging to fix this, it's still down 2000 from two days ago

>red futures
Thanks donald you fat gay retard

This is boomer rambling trash holy fuck

25K is THE BOTTOM. Can’t go any lower than that.

>Hey, did you get your flu shot?

>>17454746
>china is mad at trump.
>self inflict corona virus
>call who to run quarantine protocol
>who freaks out like a bitch and lock down cuz that’s what they do
>china says what can we do? We follow who protocol so white people dont get upset
>total supply line disruption
>negative gdp q1
>other countries report single digit corona
>global lockdown
>negative q2
>Global recession right before election
>Bernie Sanders wins
>peter schiff was right
>sick man of Asia rors

Don’t fuck with china

>>17456934
It's fucking over for Drumpf. Bernie has this in the bag. Shorting the US economy for the future Sanders economy.

This speech is pretty fucking bullish. He's hitting the right notes, although he needs to stop harping on how many billions are made available to fight this.

This fucking retarded

>>17456485
Side Whisker gang

>>17456694
>JUZ DA FLOO!!!!!

>>17456825
He’s unironically both at high risk of contraction and fatality given his diet

>>17456817
you don't have to understand it, just buy it and write those dates i gave you down.

>>17456913
>>Trump delivering good news.
>He hasnt said anything we didnt already know yet
Shutup bear filth. We're very ready for this no matter what and we're at a low level. Trump has spoken

oh god he just used the flu argument. Only idiots will fall for that. Flu is nowhere as contagious as this and those outbreaks are often confined to institutions like nursing homes that are vulnerable in the first place.

>>17456951
They're green and rising as he speaks. Coronamania is over.

>>17456981
We've been due for a hard landing for five years. Corona might be the trigger but the fundamental problem is completely different. Things are completely fucked and we still haven't paid up for 2008. The amount of inefficiency, misallocation, and dysfunction will mean multiple painful recessions for the rest of our lives. I expect we are headed into a situation like Japan at the end of this. A morass of debt, infrastructure, resource, housing, and social problems. You will look back on this horrible decade like it was the 90s one day and realize how far we've sunk.

>We're rated numbah one
holy cringe

This is making me super confident

>>17456962
unironically bernie running against the backdrop of a financial crisis is EXACTLY what we need

>>17456539
The more people that buy this dip, the bigger the eventual crash. What has happened so far is so small compared to the financial crisis. There is plenty more room to fall.

It's not just about being prepared, Trump. If cities get quarantined the economy will be shot, regardless of how prepared you are.

>>17456945
Literally the opposite will happen. The market bleed until election on the CHANCE of Bernie winning, then will soar when he loses

>>17456958
Yeah this is China’s master plan lmao

>>17456966
AAAAHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU

Best thing he said is mike is in charge lol

>>17456998
United states is rated number 1 for preparedness. Eat shit europoor.

>>17456905
Seethe

>>17456951
They're jerking around all crazy. Currently slightly green. Initial reaction sell was bought.

>its just the flu bro
It is LITERALLY over for Trump

This is the same man who can’t spell coronavirus

>expert at the field

>usa is the number one country in the galaxy
Yooooo based and bullish af

>>17456951
Everyone is so cynical these days even Reddit is getting it

>>17456954
20,000 at best. 17,000 is what it should be

>>17457022
His cult is truly braindead to eat this shit up. Like lemmings off a cliff.

I didn't realize Pence was so well spoken. We're in good hands. Trump put him personally in charge of the executive coronavirus response

Which do you prefer? Pence's traditional respectable statesman or Trump's say it how it is leadership?

Also corona btfo flu confirmed

I got back from SK three weeks ago and this is the exact same rhetoric they had (it can’t happen here, were completely prepared, look at the flu). Now my friends inside the country are freaking out and food is going off the shelves. It’s all just rhetoric.

>>17454746
anyone here buyin GILD? is it a good long term stock or is just for the memevirus?

What did futures mean by this?

>>17457029
I'm saying this as a first time voter of his back in 2016; I'm think I'm gonna sit this election out

I swapped out to 1/3rd gold 2/3rds raw cash on Friday why won't gold rally REEEEEEEEEEE WHERE ARE MY TENDIES!!??

>>17457030
>Everyone is so cynical these days even Reddit is getting it
...buy signal.

>>17456815
Five is above 3 is it not?

>>17457000
Good goy

Pence really is a good foil for Trump. He's very steady compared to his bombastic boss.

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THE FUCKING TRAP, THEY TRIED THE FUCKING TRAP

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/coronavirus-china-live-updates/2020/02/26/f889693a-580e-11ea-9000-f3cffee23036_story.html?tidr=a_breakingnews&hpid=hp_no-name_hp-breaking-news%3Apage%2Fbreaking-news-bar&itid=hp_no-name_hp-breaking-news%3Apage%2Fbreaking-news-bar

First U.S coronavirus case of unknown origin confirmed in N. California, a sign the virus may be spreading in a local area


I KNEW IT

>>17457060
>dont piss on my leg & tell me its raining mr. drumpf

>>17457073
oh yeah i'm retarded, sorry was up all night

>>17457089
CRAH CRAHS CRASH AJHHJHHHH

>>17457069
Tbh that was one out of 200 comments on the live thread there and the only one mentioning stocks

FUCKING CALIFORNIANS WAITING FOR FUCKING TRUMP PRESS CONFERENCE

FUCKING SCUM

they're going FULL martial law

Trump has convinced me and all other investors that the US market is going to be alright. This is bullish and I expect full green tomorrow

>>17457035
The contrasting styles complement each other pretty well.
I really like Trump when he's roasting people though.

People who aren't following all the coronavirus news. This thing is NOT contained. They are simply not testing people unless they have a direct connection to Wuhan. Do NOT listen to these bullshit lies.

>>17456993
>millionaire fake socialist is gonna fix capitalism before his sphincter gives out by telling Putin "duhhubba gubba wubba Ayem bwernee swandahs, yourw a bwad pwerson! Cwubba was bwased and Gommie pwilled!"

CAN'T SHAKE THE SHOOKIT
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>>17457069
It’ll be a dead cat bounce. Once USA starts reporting increased infection rate, it’s game over. Markets tank. All fed can do is lower rates, but that’s shit when supply lines aren’t open and companies can’t get parts. Best case scenario is recession. Worst case scenario is global lockdown Madagascar. This is worst than 911. It’s false flag bioterrorism.

>>17457061
me too, you would have to be a fool to go into one of those polling booths. you'll get infected if you vote this year no doubt.

DO EXPECT MORE CASES
>GOOD TIME TO PREPARE
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oh no
the meme numbers are red
trump pump unsuccessful?!

>>17456500
It’s called
“The Michael Jordan”
After the famous silent film actor

>>17457148
see

>>17457111
California was holding back on a fuckign cluster announcement to time it with trump's speech

Literally just wash your hands Chinks

unironically would bang

>DUST OFF PANDEMIC RESPONSE PROCEEDURES
I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY OF THOSE>DUST OFF PANDEMIC RESPONSE PROCEEDURES
I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY OF THOSE>DUST OFF PANDEMIC RESPONSE PROCEEDURES
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I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY OF THOSE>DUST OFF PANDEMIC RESPONSE PROCEEDURES
I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY OF THOSE

This third lady is just talking about uncertainty and shit, she's fucking this up

Wash your hands, goy.
Everything's fine.

>>17456767
jesus i would fuck that granny hard

>>17457047
Nigga in America we get sick and work through it. If one person at work gets sick everyone does because staying home is a fireable offense. We just power through, thats why we are strong.

WASH YOUR HANDS, BIGOTS

AT LEAST ONE YEAR FOR VACCINE

I will resent humanity for the remainder of my life because of their willingness to panic over the flu

Nothing, I repeat NOTHING humanity will EVER do will rebuild their reputation in my eyes.

We are a world of pussies and idiots and I will truly rejoice when a nuclear holocaust happens.

>already have a prototype vaccine
Holy shit.
>Less than 3 months
HOLY SHIT

>Trump didn't really give any news one way or the other.
>CDC says it's safe now but to prepare for the worst.
That means it's going to be bad

>>17457178
SHE UNIRONICALLY JUST FUCKED EVERYBODY WHOS GOT A 401K

EARLIEST ONE YEAR
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>>17454963
Maybe you should stop. If want to gamble go to the casino.

S
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ohnonono, no vaccine for another year? biotech is getting fucked tomorrow

ONE YEAR FOR VACCINE
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>17457194
>>17457178
>>17457168

never change /biz/

WHAT ABOUT MY RIGHT TO TRY.... GIVE ME THE FUCKING PROTOTYPE TRUMP!!!!

OH SHIT GILD BROS!!
>OH SHIT GILD BROS!!
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LONG GILD!!!!

>the poo speaks first

timed cluster announcement ah so they can fight the reaction with PPT on futures

>>17457181
>airborne
>>wash hands

Nigga is cdc right here.

>answer to containing is public health measures
it's fucked. there are so many rude, disgusting cunts who don't cough/sneeze into their arms

>>17457181
Koreans don’t take off work for fucking cancer dude, they take, on average, significantly less time off work.

Can someone explain how the IRA penalty works? Like if its taxed as income on withdrawel. Does that mean if I put in 3k and take out the 3500 it grew to, do i get taxed on the 500 I made or the entire 3500?

I am excited.

Ah, Trump was jet-lagged. Well that explains it.

MRNA crash?

What did he know?

Were the Clinton tapes his story before the lobotomy?

>>17457228
I didnt understand a word he said

TRAVEL BAN MAY EXTEND!!
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AAAAAAAAAAAA ITS FALLING AGAIN

>I just came back from a loooooong trip to india
*nervous chuckles from all surrounding*

>>17456985
I agree with this to a point. Yes things are turning into shit; Everyone saying "spend,spend,spend" without really going into any detail or even a plan of about how to pay for it all. I mean at some point the bill will have to be paid. If you don't pay your credit card bill does the credit company just go "its ok"? Hell no, they charge you a fat fee and if it goes on long enough they'll sue your ass and whatnot till they get what's owed.

>>17457194
The cdc is no friend to trump. He slashed their budget by 2/3, and so cdc started pumping vaccine/antivax propaganda to make up shortfall (ie measles scare). This is their kick him in the balls moment. Cdc/fda are the fifth estate of the deep state. Absolute removal of bodily rights when it comes to pandemic.

>It may get a little bigger, it may not get bigger at all
Just like my PP

>>17457252
Ash wednesday dumb fuck.

>>17457264
That was his plan all along! Blocked all the borders for some meme disease to prevent all immigrants. No one will oppose him if its for a virus.

>brilliant people
>great
>well
>may get a little bigger
>may
>may
>may
I hope some of the higher ups get it.

Why is the whole world bitchmade as fuck

Reporter heffer btfo talking shit

STOCK MARKET

STONKS

>TRUMP SPEAKING ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET

To be honest I'm very scared of the "unprecedented speed" at which work on the vaccine is progress. Worried that it will be rushed out.

Realize that there is still NO VACCINE available for SARS, even almost 2 decades later. That's because during the animal trial stages they found out that upon reinfection the vaccine caused a cytokine storm that killed nearly all of the subjects. Imagine if something like that was rushed out to the public

lmao someone asked about the stock directly

>>17457286
I hope you die from the disease nigger

STONKS went down cuz DEM DEBATE confirmed by emporer Trump
STONKS WILL RECOVER

>>17457252
It's Ash Wednesday dickhead

CONFIRMED. STOCK MARKET WILL RECOVER!!!!!

will this move anyone?

STRONG CONSUMERS

MARKETS WILL RECOVER

BULLISH TREND

Is that all he has to say about the stock market?
RIP

>our consoomers are very stong

Dam son TDOC up $20 today

>>17457309
You faggot ass pussy ass bitch every day of my life I'm at 10% or higher chance to do and I dont break a fucking sweat

futures tanking

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>>17457314
FUTTIES FUCKING BTFO LMAO

>>17457273
Or you just file for bankruptcy & bounce right back. Isnt that right Mr. President?

>>17457314
no
corona is market's main concern, not democrats

>>17457305
we're building quarantine areas. fuck shit fuck my shit up.

HERE
WE
GO

>>17457330
Is that a lot? I don't know what futures are, I just learned how to use Robinhood to do options a couple weeks ago

LOOKING AT WORST CASE SCENARIO!!
>LOOKING AT WORST CASE SCENARIO!!
ALREADY STOCKED UP ON PPE
>ALREADY STOCKED UP ON PPE
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>>17457312
>>17457281

Like I keep up with the holidays of pedofiles.

Guess I'm holding my puts till super Tuesday

Travel stocks will be in good shape by Summer

>>17457328
You're retarded if
1. You think it's "just a flu bro"
2. You think the market's dying just because of virus fears.
Which is it faggot?

>WE HOPE
>WE HOPE
>WE HOPE
>WE HOPE

TRUMP SAYS CORONA WILL END

BUSINESSES WILL PICK UP AT A LATER DAY

BELOW 3000
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Trump knows more about the stock market than anybody (among other things)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49kG7HfD-oM

Perfect time to become a serial killer

All humanity is worth being murdered over this fucking cowardice

For anyone who wants coronavirus news, go find the CDC conference from tuesday. Don't listen to this fucking liar.

PELOSI INCOMPETENT

It was a bull trap all along. Who would have thought!

>shit talking pelosi

lmao

interesting that orange man straight up tweeted a lie about coronavirus but has remained conservative in bullshitting this conference

>>17457359
Send location im gonna kill you first you little pussy

>Pence in charge of something
Dude why he’s not a public health official or crisis control guy or transportation guy.

What the hell is pence’s expertise? Is he good with a rifle or something?

>>17457240
I BELIEVE if it is a ROTH IRA you’ll pay a penalty on only the 500. So make it a Roth.

Plain IRA I think you get hit on the whole 3500

>>17456958
Women or Chinese who do we hate so goddamn much more?
>>17457178
Holy shit I bet her beauty was legendary at age 21 imagine how it was in college she was one of like 3 women the entire time and everyones GPA fell 0.3 when they had to look at her
>>17457276
This will be his greatest mistake

>>17457347
It's the S&P 500 which has dumped hard the last 4 days and it's going down slightly so far in the speech. Not a lot but the point is it's down

WE SHOULD ALL WORK TOGETHER
>BUT PELOSI'S DISTRICT IS SHIT
WE SHOULD ALL WORK TOGETHER
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>BUT PELOSI'S DISTRICT IS SHIT
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>BUT PELOSI'S DISTRICT IS SHIT

>>17457379
WHICH IS IT FAGGOT

>>17457347
>I just learned how to use Robinhood to do options a couple weeks ago
sell signal

>>17457366
I just sent a tip to the FBI. Enjoy your visit.

I was hoping Trump would successfully start a mini recovery so I could buy more puts.

I deposited $50k into my brokerage this week but did a bunch of stupid shit like buying snss and only bought a little bit of spy puts and gild.

This morning was my second chance and I increased my spy puts from $4k to $9k.

Then when market started going back down I fomod into puts and have $12k left in cash.

I just wanted Trump to give me a second chance to put $12k in on a green day but he fucked it up....

LOL let's just fucking bring up and then roast Pelosi. God I love having this ridiculous President.

What travel stocks are you buying on the dip until the summer?

>stock market will recover
Bulls win, go home

>>17457407
With the 50 SMA crossing the 100 and the 10 crossing the 200. Can this be considered a good thing? I'm new to this deeper level chart analysis

oh damn, his shittalking on pelosi actually cuts deep when he's talking tired like this

Pelosi is a disgusting harpie trying to use the suffering of virus victims for political leverage. She needs to be voted out of office. I can't believe how callous democrats are

>>17457366
if you are smarter than everyone, you should be about to make money off of this, no?

>this guy's in charge of the coronavirus efforts

>>17457396
ANY PANIC FOR ANYTHING BELOW 10% MORTALITY RATE FOR STRONG PEAK MALES IS COWARDICE AND I WILL DESTROY YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY LINE FOR BEING BITCHMADE

FUCK YOU FAGGOT IM LITERALLY GOING TO FEED YOUR SO CALLED TESTICALS TO MY DOG WHOM HAS MORE HONOR THAN YOU COULD EVER GAIN

>>17457405
Dude I like making money but I really don't know if I want to make my entire life about gambling on SPY puts all the way down to 260 - it feels like it would be more soulless than a job at Walmart

>>17457417
based

>>17457436
>>17457436
>>17457436
New

THE FLU

they hid the cluster just to dump on trump and get soundbytes of him saying it's a nothingburger

>>17457430
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION NIGGER IS IT 1 OR 2

>Trump is hopeful that corona is a nothingburger

BULL MARKET GET BACK IN

>>17457417
because no one cares about fags or niggers

Also trump has been very vocal about bullying the fed. Everyone is about to see why you don’t do that. Several people have come out and said no rate cut for corona cuz “it’s contained”. Peter schiff was right!

>>17457430
Cringe. How much have you lost in the last week?

>>17457409
How do I get girls to look at me like this

>>17457403
USING TAX DOLLARS IS A PATRICIAN HOBBY

>>17457449
No one is buying it.

Check the futures bull. Sorry you are a sucker.

>>17457448
YOUR MOM IS A ROTTING WHORE

>>17457409
She cute
I like that special area

>>17457412
Depends on the direction I believe

>>17457463
>No one is buying it.
>
>Check the futures bull. Sorry you are a sucker.
Every little dump by democrat cronies is being bought up in front of your face and there is nothing you can do about it

BASED GOD EMPORER CONFIRMS HE WILL WIN THE ELECTION AND STONKS WILL PUMP

>>17457463
>muh futures
Literally just Jews jewing around. They misrepresented the past 3 days massively.

>>17457490
>Gas the footfags
Cringe, gay, and bluepilled

WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS

>>17454746
HDGE on low earnings companies, and keep liquid cash staggering small amount buyouts on high earnings quality companies every 5% they dump.
Sound strategy?

>>17457399
Unrelated but I have a bit of a retard question. But I've nearly liquidated everything except the stocks that I've been heavily in the red on for months (weed lol) and some divvies.

Is there any real reason for me to sell the shit that's already in the red, especially if I I've already lost 70% value way before the virus.

>>17457816
>Is there any real reason for me to sell the shit that's already in the red
Yes, if you think it's going to go lower.
But stonks deep in the red could be approaching their bottom, or not, do your DD, see if it's undervalued etc.
No one knows for sure what the market will do.

>>17457884
thanks senpai. I guess it's just common sense. There's a few financial stocks I can still cut my losses on, but otherwise I'm checked out.

Part of me just doesn't care how low they go, referring to my weed stocks. I already cut my losses and made gains on what matters, -70% turning into -85% on a few stinkers won't kill me.