/biz/ - Business & Finance

>tfw 100% cash right now
feels comfy

>>17453375
based. fuck bulls and longcucks

>>17453340
>implying airline employees can strike
laughs in capitalist.

why isn't it going up wtf is wrong with it? stonks go green not red

who's playing ETSY earnings?

>>17453375
Almost went in with my $20k last week because of fomo. Spent $200 on weed and a hooker instead

What treatment?
What "medicine" will save you?

How many ECMO or Vent and given some symptom meds.

You gotta pray for something else.

>>17453399
spce is going up rn

imagine if coronavirus breaks out in a welfare city and then all of a sudden EBT stops working like when the government shut down.

>>17453398
They got into it over China. They will just quit rather than be on disease planes. It's like having a cruise job. You have to hope 1 / thousands of passengers doesn't have it or you're floating for 6 weeks.

we pretend this isn't a fuckhuge disaster but it is.

>>17453400
That's what the people want during a plague. A succulent plant holder covered in seashells

I know nothing about stocks. Sounds like now's not the time to buy for a while but also seems like drops should level off.
Is Robin Hood a good way to get in? I'm 19, no job, just $50 of birthday money sitting around that I'm not doing anything with

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/coronavirus-china-live-updates/2020/02/26/f889693a-580e-11ea-9000-f3cffee23036_story.html

New case confirmed in the US. CDC refuses to state where but says they will be shipping 1.5m masks to the location.

NYC?

>>17453431
whats worse is that the american/canadian government are both fuckin idiots and thought it would just go away to try to save face for the economy (when everyone knows the economy is absolute fucking trash right now), and now theyre going to cause such a fucking mess it wouldve just been better - economically- to close borders ASAP and try to limit outside exposure.

looks like every country is Chinas bitch after all

>>17453414
Based. Richfag's coronavirus escape plan

>>17453445
I’m 20, put that $50 into a stock that goes in the opposite direction of the SP500. I just bought $1000 of SDS. Robin Hood is ez and free.

BREAKING
>LOS ANGELES - A Korean Air flight attendant tested positive for coronavirus after working on flights in and out of Los Angeles, according to reports from South Korean media.

>>17453455
It's Nassu county NYC

>>17453442
I'm buying Mar20 40 puts, there are a lot of them

>>17453398
>>17453431
I expect cute girls in hazmat suits

>>17453445
just get a job, $50 will only get you a blowjob from tripfags

>>17453472
>shorting the bottom

>>17453346
WHERES THE ANON THAT WAS TRYING TO CLAIM CORONA HAS LOWER THAN FLU DEATH RATE?


https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

2,771/81,319 = 3.4%

WITH FAKE UNDER REPORTED STATISTICS

>>17453455
As soon as the first case gets confirmed in New York it will plunge another 1000.

I've never understood the "antibiotics don't treat viruses" meme. Surely, they will help prevent things like lung infection when you have a virus that attacks the lungs.

Just give the infected antibiotics and they'll be fine.

>>17453458
Wide-Net #1 infectious disease control

400 tests.

Gonna catch it when deaths rack up and it's 5000 cases.

Fucking look at singapore. They are on the ball and they have gotten new cases day after day.

getting $5k bursary money. what do i put it in

>>17453409
I'm just gonna bet on Dayquil and Sprite.

What will be China's punishment once this is all over?

>>17453414
spce is actually dropping faster than a rock in water right now.. its at 28.90

>>17453480
>nyc
ny*
my brain is used to typing out nyc too much

I wish I was rich.

>>17453493
King, if this is the bottom...

should i buy more AYX??????/??/

>this desperate pumping

>>17453480
>OS ANGELES - A Korean Air flight attendant tested positive for coronavirus after working on flights in and out of Los Angeles, according to reports from South Korean media.
OH FUCK CDC DO YOUR FUCKING JOB AND TRACK DOWN ALL THE PEOPLE FROM THOSE FLIGHTS AND TELL THEM TO QUARANTINE

sell calls, buy puts anon. You can still make money in this market

>>17453494
>in Hubei Province, the epicenter of the outbreak, the death rate reached 2.9%; in other provinces of China, that rate was just 0.4%. In addition, older adults have been hit the hardest. The death rate soars to 14.8% in those 80 and older; among those ages 70 to 79, the COVID-19 death rate in China seems to be about 8%; it’s 3.6% for those ages 60 to 69; 1.3% for 50 to 59; 0.4% for the age group 40 to 49; and just 0.2% for people ages 10 to 39. Nobody 9 and under has died of this coronavirus to date.
https://www.livescience.com/new-coronavirus-compare-with-flu.html

Worse then the flu, but not the end of the world and like the flu it doesn't kill young, healthy people.

>>17453507
Genetically engineered sex slave girls for every western man.

>>17453507
puffy nipples

spce down 16%

>the only thing going up for me is AMD
I'm guessing it's the leaked GPU?

>>17453458
Fr, totally wrong call trying to convince the normies all is well. It would have been so easy to just say "we had no choicebut to close down the borders, thats why the economy shit the bed" instead of trying to scramble after the fact.

Still a better senario than trying to explain a crash if it happened for other economic reasons though.

>>17453346
THREAD THEME (OFFICIAL)
https://youtu.be/bfn9NMCSU9k
THREAD THEME (OFFICIAL)

>>17453520
it's pretty sad desu, like watching a woman trying to deadlift

>>17453523
CONTACT TRACE THE WORLD FROM ITALY FROM IRAN FROM KOREA FROM JAPAN

WE CAN DO THIS!!!! ITS NOT A MATTER OF ITME

>kek it's game over

>>17453407
Good for you, you saved yourself a lot of money

>>17453507
this is their punishment for being so hard headed on trade

>>17453524
yes you can make
-$2.00
in this market

>SPCE
>Crypto
GUH

>>17453544
Not really. Herpes and AIDS meds are expensive.

>>17453536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy4iQvJo24U

>>17453494
Death rate closer to 8% looking at closed cases.

>>17453507
manufacturing leaves them and comes back home to america because of Trump incentives

>>17453480
That has always been my concern since this started. Flight attendants get it, and then pass it off to every random stranger they greet for the 21 days it takes for symptoms to show.

>>17453535
yes & no. it gives them a scapegoat to say "oh well shit, we couldnt do anything about the virus because therse no vaccine". but now people are losing trust and are becoming irritated with government bodies. theyre realizing how incompetent these fucking retards are, and will want heads to hang. especially the trump admin., these guys are borderline single digit IQ imbeciles.

should I be dumping SAVA and GALT or is there still hope for them within the next year or so?
>tfw down 8% today

>>17453527
how many people have direct contact with a parent or grandparent who is between 50-80 years old?

>>17453574
yep, look at iran and italy, dropping like flies

soon it's gonna be outright panic for your safety.

>>17453509
In at 9. Not worried. Never bet against the irrationality of the masses. It will be up to 50 soon enough.

Meanwhile Israel completely cut themselves off from foreigners. Some chinks went on a tour while sick with the virus (of course). Netenyahu kicked them out and publicly posted their itinerary mandating anyone that came within 2m of these chinks quarantine themselves. This is what happens when the government has its citizens interests at the forefront.

>entire portfolio is down 12% since 2 days ago
About to end it all bros

$110 BAKA puts for May?

>>17453573
No faggot I said mine was official you can't post anything else.

Coworker just called in and said he had the flu. Located in Norfolk VA. It's fucking happening boiz.

>>17453610
chill.

Wanted to start a big position in Disney for a while now and the price is tempting me.

Do I wait a bit longer or buy now,?

>>17453579
The more people in the "the Government is full of retards" camp the better, they will fuck it up.

>>17453610
I've blown up an account far worse and came back multiples higher. Blowing up is a right of passage to get better at this game.

can somebody please explain while corona caused the sell off, when ebola was just as frightening? Were stocks not quite at "overbought" levels yet? Or was it because it was localized in africa and had a limited impact on global markets?

>>17453624
people don't go to amusement parks, movie theaters, or cruise ships during pandemics. How much more of their business is left?

>>17453610
Imagine wanting to KYS because some numbers on a computer changed

>>17453630
Also, this means actually getting better. Making better decisions, risk managing better, and working harder. If you are going deeper into higher risk plays to make it back, just quit for a month and stick in cash.

>>17453637
Ebola was not as frightening.

>>17453637
I meant to say, Why do people claim corona caused the sell off, when we've had similar pandemic scares before.

Im trying to get a figure for the bottom, but the bottom wont be priced until we see US death toll rates rise and cities shut down temporarily

>>17453501
That's not how that works.
That's not how any of that works.

>>17453596
Far fewer in the United States than in asian countries where multigenerational living is the norm.

>>17453624
Bob Iger was supposed to retire next year. You know why CEOs step down out of the blue? It's because they know the company won't meet his financial incentives packages which are based on stock performance. Bob Iger understands the future of Disney better than anyone. He's effectively saying the level of uncertainty for the next year is so great that he'd rather cash out today.

fug, aapl propping up spy entirely on its own. must be tim apple buyback or warren buffet

>>17453637
Ebola killed too fast to ever cause a widespread pandemic.
This webm is outdated btw.

>>17453659
this is the worst we've ever seen since 1918

>>17453624
i think thats what we’re all wondering. just how far will this shit drop?

>>17453637
It wasn't. Ebola was like a couple hundred cases in Africa that a few jungle monkeys had from eating uncooked bush meat.

>>17453501
>I don't understand why antibiotics don't treat viruses
ummm.. because antibiotics are for bacteria and viruses aren't bacteria.......

italy has cancelled mortgage payments until further notice. hong kong is giving out 10,000 to anyone over 18+ to stimulate the economy. you get where this is going... im telling you right now, anyone who hasnt done their research/DD and thinks "its just the flu bro" is a drooling idiot that should never be listened to ever again. plan for the worst, and adjust as information becomes available.

>>17453659
Stop obsessing about death numbers fucking retard. This is about quarantines affecting company fundamentals. When the Apple CEO makes a material statement that he can't meet estimated earnings because of chinese factories being closed it has nothing to do with mortality. Stop obsessing about trivial details and use whatever few brain cells you have to think crticially.

>>17453676

Nigger you’re really reaching here and I’d be willing to wager you’ve only been alive since 1998

>>17453653
Ebola only spreads by direct fluid transmission. This shit is airborne and very highly transmissible, you could infect a thousand people before you even know you have it. Imagine if just one person on a subway in NYC had it.

>>17453648
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Money Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Wageslave For 60 Years Haha

>GALT down 33% since January

Fuck you to hell and back Pendulum.

>>17453692
The market is still behind what is really happening, maybe PPT or something else. But anyone out there has a chance to make moves still. We are in the 2nd inning of this.

It's still probabilistic, but ummm, fucking great odds

>>17453692
>WeedBrahski
this retard that doesn't even know what a ventilator is now saying chinaman is giving free tendies

get filtered you retarded fuck

MARKETS WILL BE GREEN TOMORROW

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN PUTERINOS NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17453714
why did you listen to a kid in college

VIR Biotech just partnered with WuXi to start making antibodies for corona, buy buy buy

>>17453346
When is bottom? Friday?

>>17453610
If you're that upset about it just liquidate your account, go have a beer and take some time to breath before you understand shit like this happens

Do I really need to give RobinHood my social security number and shit?

>>17453714
>Smilin' Joe pls halp

>>17453713
Working sucks I get it but losing money gambling is not a reason to end it

>>17453720
Bullish.

>SNSS up 107% since January

Thanks BASED SNSS Anon.

>>17453735
yes? what's the matter?

>>17453637
>>17453659
Ebola is bloodier, but it was largely an African thing. No one actually gives a fuck what happens in Africa.
This thing is already global and much harder to spot. Beyond just Covid19, we're nearing an election year and the current nonincumbent frontrunners have all but said, "I'm gonna fuck your shit up" to investors. As well as peripheral things like the 10-2 having crossed a while back.
We're sitting right in the middle of a perfect storm of bearish market factors.

>>17453718
https://www.ccn.com/10000-free-cash-hong-kongs-handout-during-coronavirus-crisis-explained/

what a fucking retard. let this retard keep buying the dip. fucking mongoloid inept retarded fuckstick.

>>17453731
Countries have been dumping bad news on friday nights so who knows. That's what caused our Bloody monday, all the Italy/China bad news came crashing in at 6:45 pm friday night

>>17453735
If you just want to make a watchlist, try td ameritrade or stocktwits

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S GOING UP NOOOOOOOOOOO BEARBROS WE WERE TOO COCKY

>>17453720
>plz stop selling my election's on the line plz
kek let's see how far his cult will follow him to the edge

>>17453753
He shills it since August

>>17453660
hey buddy, whats this pattern called? LOL

>>17453614
109 calls you mean. Semis will come back

>>17453727
>up 57%

little late fren

>>17453754
I'm just totally new to this and don't normally give my info out. I guess it makes sense that I need to be identified but it makes me feel unsafe.
>>17453766
I wanna buy stocks

>>17453770
This is literally the best buying opportunity we have had in like 24 months.

>>17453773
most of us are in since 0.50's if not lower for some. youre sperging out too hard and its showing.

>>17453637
Ebola was largely relegated to africa
China having to shut down has caused some massive dents in supply chains, with chink production going down and most companies relying on chink production it's caused the market to freak out. It's almost as if we never should've sent our factories out of the US

>>17453768

Muh virus muh 500 gorillion. Also everyone’s talking but no ones posting how they made money on codx run up on corona news. Place has gone to shit.

>>17453637

The underlying issue that isn't being broadcasted is that a country with a massive percentage of the human population and one of the most prominent exporters slowed down its production for almost an entire market quarter. This could wreck global markets that were already being propped up for years.

Its not the virus itself that is the issue but the resultant market effects. What's really concerning is how unable to cope most market sectors were during this test.

The REAL market scare will come if other nations have to fold and begin quarantining other cities that are known for production.

b-b-b-b breakout

GO MARKET GO MARKET GO
GO MARKET GO MARKET GO

Bull trap in progress.

>Dat market
At this point it is just random ups and downs, no?

WHO'S PUMPING THIS SHIT

>>17453415
Rural Ohio would be in chaos

Give me last minute YOLO

papa johns down 10% (even with earnings beat) as a result of over-dependence on China

>>17453823
orange man tweeted

>>17453815
nothing is random in the market, nothing. it's just different timeframes you're not interested in.

Welp, I was able to survive monday and tuesday by selling puts


But i had no defense for today

If tomorrow and friday isnt +1000 combined, ill be killing myself

If i get blackout drunk with a noose around myself, ill eventually slip and die without noticing

Ive blacked out before so i know that id never even know i was dying

>>17453771
It's still way up since July, when I started shilling it.
>>17453773
It's called a stop-loss raid. Stop relying on technicals with a fundamentals stock

>just sell the bottom bro

>>17453829
SPECIAL SAUCE IS BAT CONFIRMED

this is crab country now

>>17453835
Lmao
Keep sucking capitalist cock

SPY LOOKING TO PUT A GREEN CLOSE IN THE BOOKS

>>17453826
Buy YOLO puts

Look at the chart

>>17453835
idiot

>>17453844
>Bulls are literally killing themselves

I bought 200 SNSS at 1.05. It immediately dropped. I am either a curse, a retard, but likely both.

>>17453844
GET YOURSELF TOGETHER ANON FFS IT'S JUST STUPID MONEY

>>17453782
Funny how later on it will make you feel safe and a broker not asking for enough info makes you feel uneasy.

>>17453844
Oh no. You'd know. Just because you don't remember shit after doesn't mean you aren't aware in the moment. Man come on don't be a fag stay innit

not so fast, bulls...

>>17453674
reminds me of that mobile game, gotta develop a virus that spreads insanely fast first and then go ham on deaths

b*lls...

>>17453624
disney just changed leadership and will keep dipping for a while. also they make a lot of their revenue from tourism because of all their theme parks and hotels, whcih are going to be empty or shut down because of coronavirus, and nobody likes the star wars franchise anymore since it went full SJW and the next movie will bomb this summer so id say wait

How much did the FED have to pump in today?

THE BEAR WILL LEAVE ITS CAVE FOREVER

which inverse ETFs are moving the fastest?

Called it.

>>17453853
It's true, capitalism has nothing to do with it. Watch a short tick chart and tell me it's random. Algos are not random.

>>17453902
OMG THATS THE PROPHECY THATS WHAT IT MEANT

>>17453844
oh you'll know you're dying, but you'll be too drunk to figure out how to tie the noose properly and just wake up hung over with a smashed up face and some bruises. you'll still be broke, and have to figure out how to get more booze.

>>17453863
Yeah this idiot has traded swings before they happen for two days now.

>>17453637
because ebola was deadly but not easily transmitted and it was pretty obvious when you had ebola because blood trips from your eyes and nose where people with chinkflu look totally normal and actually feel fine despite being able to spread it

>>17453415
So, europe?
t. dutchie

lmao people still believe the chinkflu

>>17453891
this is literally the worst part. you can be sick, show no symptoms for a month and be sick 2-6 weeks depending the severity. with the flu, you almost feel sick within a few hours after getting it because you start feeling sluggish, sore throat, runny nose, and you can fight it off in a 1-2 weeks. the difference is 1-2 weeks vs 2 weeks - 2.5 months.

>>17453925

>>17453844
Just come to the dark side

Let's close nice and red today boys!

>we'll close red

>>17453935
Asymptomatic spread is the key variable for evading modern health quarantines.

>>17453844
You'll probably end up wrapping the rope just tight enough to deprive your brain of oxygen and end up retarded for the rest of your life

>>17453494
t doomer

we're not closing red, we're closing barely green with a trump pump tomorrow then selloff on friday

>>17453905
>which inverse ETFs are moving the fastest?
FNGD

This is literally just Jewish tricks. You know how many Jews live in Nassau county?

what will it close at today bearbros?
-100?
-200?

>>17453890
https://youtu.be/vnp0y2rMqFk

>>17453978
More retarded you mean

>>17453847
In the time you shilled it it had a range from 0.2(Dec 5) to 1.05(Sep 5). In the worst case you risked 80% drawdown for a breakeven today.
July had a range from 0.6 to 0.95. That's a shit return for so much risk

Guys is there a way to get past pdt over than 25k

>>17453849
It bodes well for the Yum China puts I bought last week. Their entire business is inside of china. 4800 stores mostly empty for the entire quarter.

>>17454013
There was never any risk, because range is irrelevant to what will happen when the data drops. The fact that it didn't happen with the 300mg data, but almost did, is the only reason it took this long. Pay better attention.

>>17453986
>we're not closing red
denial

>>17454015
Call them. You get a freebie or two I think to remove it.

>>17453948
if two world wars, multiple outbreaks and bubbles cant kill the economy. The gook flu certainly will not.

Shills begging SPCE to collapse! Buy now, huge short squeeze next week!!

HOW THE FUCK IS ASHR NOT PLUMMETING!?!?!?!?!

>>17454015
have more than one broker

>>17454015
Switch to a nom-margin account. Alternatively trade only ETFs and flatten the trade by buying the inverse

>>17453847
are you Wipe !!ZG/uL5DGQan ????

Alright id actually just rather kms now

Sober and everything, as it should be

Maybe the market is green on the other side

>>17453610
This is what separates the degenerate gamblers from chad investors.

>>17454055
Who?

>>17454033
we haven't even bounced. desu we haven't really even dipped much. Only because retards here are all in SOXL or TQQQ they have been liquidated lmao I am still up 14% this quarter longing boomer stocks

>>17454033
we'll see in 30 min
i'm holding puts, but you just can't do anything about orange man pumps

>>17454059
Lots of people blow up accounts, really bad.

>>17454059
at least wait for the 1200 point rally tomorrow.

>>17454059
If there's a recession, it will be the biggest buying opportunity in the last 12 years. You'll easily make back your money.

is it time to buy

>>17454064
>>17454065
Just buy puts anons... why do b*lls have this weird fetish with pain. You can just convert to bear gang and make tendies

>>17454043
The difference is that in all the other instances you listed our economy actually had good fundamentals rather than being eternally propped up by fed policy to the point of absurdity. Markets literally can't go up forever without paradigm shifts in innovation creating value. It's impossible. We no longer innovate here. The market will flatline and you will see it happen in your life.

stop replying to suicide bait, boomers, just let it happen

>>17454059
You are never going to make it with that attitude. Just got to keep kicking the door down everyday despite how expensive it gets to replace.

Anons,

Do I maintain my position in Ford and PFE puts? Or do I just get out now?

>>17453346
I live in the U.K. which broker would you recommend ?

>>17454118
nooooo we have to stop him... he's got to pay debts so we don't have a collapse.

Thinking of buying calls for SPY. Orange man will pump this tonight.

>>17454109
No. At least wait until Monday before even considering buying. There's another bloodbath coming this week.

>>17454109
yes, put options

>>17454064
Not a single person here is anywhere near "all in" any leveraged ETF. Stop living the supertrader fantasy in your head

>>17454114
b*lls...

>>17454127
ford is for boomers, dump it

>>17454129
any that supports ISA account

where is this dip I was promised?

>>17454029
>There was never any risk
Yeah, sure. Because you know the outcome of the clinical trials? It's so obvious but no one but you sees it. The whole market is blind and values snss like shit because they can't see the very obvious facts which only you can see.
Didn't you also say that pennystocks are never without risk in the last thread?
Snss mngnt and reasearch doesn't need money, right? No risk of offering, amirite?
It's running up now because most biotech runs up before data. Nothing more.

shoulda waited to dump cash into my IRA this week instead of January

>>17454063
the first person to ever post on biz about snss

OH NO NO NO NO SN(eed)SS BROS
WE GOT TOO COCKY
CORONA FINALLY CAME FOR US TOO
THE BAT ALWAYS WINS

>>17453346
>there are people who don't trade vol surfaces
and they complain about losing money

>>17454038
I'm not sure if it's the autism or the alcohol but I have no idea what you're talking about
>>17454052
So I'd have smaller amounts split between 2-3 brokers but I'd be able to do 3 trades then switch account before being marked?

Alright, which put options is it time to load up on?
Thinking about AMD and INTC

>>17454133
Just buy long dated in the money calls

>>17454169
can call broken and talk to them about the day trader status, they can remove it. I don't remember the details.

>>17454114
I do though any half competent investor hedges. Buying a spy put a month out at times like these makes me sleep like a baby knowing i wont take huge losses. and I just buy back in with whatever profits my puts make.

>>17454064
Yeah I'm down 23% on SOXL and 15% on AMD but other than that nothing stands out.

>>17454153
Who said it was obvious? I sure as fuck didn't. Offering already took place, they are good on money to phase 2. READ. THE. FUCKING. PRESS. RELEASES. AND. FILINGS. BEFORE. SPEAKING.

>>17454187
Okay cool thanks!

For all the panic around the Coronavirus, you'd think more people would be buying MRNA. Scared? They literally sent out the vaccine for clinical trials. If this virus is going to cost the economy trillions, imagine how much the cure will be worth.

alright guys, you've got 20 minutes to keep the floor from breaching 27k. Everybody will lose their wage cuck job if the boomers see what you did to their market.

>>17454136
what about the guy in this thread saying that he is going to kill himself?

>>17454155
Never heard of them. Must have been before I ever came here.

>>17454169
>So I'd have smaller amounts split between 2-3 brokers but I'd be able to do 3 trades then switch account before being marked?
i've done it... currently my TDameritrade account doesn't have 25k in it but if I make a day trade the counter will say i have 2 day trades left but then the next day it'll be back to 3 and i think thats because it's a cash account...

>>17454064
No one is getting liquidated on a leveraged ETF you fucking idiot.

>>17454206
Fuck you tripfaggot. I cant wait for the market to finish reddit after all of your shilling.

>>17454206
>If the market doesn't have four red days in a row, Coronavirus is cancelled.
Ok retard, but stop posting.

>>17454227
you take things way to literal sperg.

>>17454109
I'm gonna balance these replies out and say yes.

All in on ewy puts

>>17454220
Schwab lets you day trade as many times as you want, you just have to specifically ask not to have margin enabled on the application. I have >25k and I still don't use margin kek.

what calls are we buying for the orange pump todnight

>>17454205
The virus is easy to solve its so similar to other viruses, betting on a cure has a way higher success chance than a normal pharma play IMO

>the stock market

>>17454252
spy

Btw my CCL puts are still paying off. That company is fuuuuuuuuucked.

>>17454206
Lol one of my wagecuck jobs is helping boomers fill out job applications on computers. Economic strife is my job security.

>>17454200
>Who said it was obvious?
>(You)
All the fucking time. You praise it here as risk free investment which is complete bullshit.
If data is good expect offering shortly after.

>>17454229
How do you kill that which has no life?

>>17454257
problem

how many humans are there on earth
how many will get vaccine
how will it mutate over time (billions of humans to colonize and mutate/adapt inside)

This might become endemic very long term.

BOND BEARS
RISE UP

>>17454257
the cdc said the earliest they can have a vaccine is a year

>>17454274
>one of my wagecuck jobs
I can't imagine having multiple jobs.
I also can't imagine having that job.
that sounds very, very not fun.

Any chance Trumps pep talk will tank the market. He could talk about confirmed cases in US or everyone see through the lies that it’s fine our big dogs aren’t going to meet earnings let alone beat.

>>17454281
Is life organic matter or the data output of a simulation?

anons, I'm new to this whole stock market thing, but what does it mean when the squiggly line goes straight down?

>>17454206
Let it come

Fuck the boomers

>>17454274
you'll be replaced by a boomer who's over qualified and doesn't even know how to do his job because he too is bad at computers. don't you understand productivity goes to shit in recessions.

Dat bull trap doe

>>17454304
The American CEO will say what is needed to cool the market's tits.

>>17454310
Time to buy.

>>17454304
no chance unless he says something dumb that's proven false immediately

>>17454304
Bloomberg is already attacking him on his response to the virus.

>>17454310
I don't know but you should probably stick to buying cds from a bank based on your id.

>>17454209
...surely not...
Even the self proclaimed SOXL shill says he is only 15% or so in

>>17454310
Fuck off, the stock market is full.

>>17454287
up 20% on my TLT puts. I'm not buying this FUD.

>>17453720
N-NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN MARKETINOS STOP INFORMING THE PUBLIC ABOUT A DEADLY PANDEMIC IT'S NOT GOOD FOR MY STONKERINOS

>>17454289
That’s for the civilized world because of human experimentation.
There’s no guarantee the Chinese won’t implement human trials because the cost of life is significantly less there.

Also regeneron seems hopeful on developing a treatment.

>>17454338
this forced meme sucks so fucking hard

10 minutes left to buy the dip
this will be the last dip in American history
it was nice knowing you plebs

>>17454359
NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY MEMERINO!

10 minutes to buy ETSY call or puts.. wat do

>>17454289
The fact that they can even produce a vaccine at all with confidence shows that this is literal babby tier shit
>>17454284
If it mutates and kills people worldwide(<1%, other coronas have not done it yet, neither has sars, mers, h1n1) then your winnings wont matter youll be dead

>>17454359
NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN MEMERINO...

BUCKLE UP FAGS HERE WE GO

EOD PREDICTIONS GO:
27100 here with big crash at opening tomorrow

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE'RE NOT GOING TO GET TO 26k NOOOOOOO WE GOT TOO COCKY BEAR BROS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

realisticaly how high can SPY go from a trump bump. im trying to figure out how much out of the money i should buy these calls i dont think a $320 break even is realistic, i might just sit this one out

virus is spreading and more news is one the way

10 minutes left to buy puts
this will be the last time the market will be this high in American history
it was nice knowing you plebs

Trump says Corona-chan is basically an overblown flu and markets should chill out

I trust our President and will HODL no liquidating today

>>17454383
-99

>>17454366
>>17454381
goddammit

>>17454365
are you saying that ronavirus will end America?

>>17454317
That explains a missing piece

everyone with degrees replacing ordinary workers making things stop working

AAAAH STOP CORONA PLEASE I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Nigga, we're in Bobotime till at least November.

>>17454317
>'Over qualified' to do anything
>Can't do anything
Quit jewing me

>>17454395
325

>>17454397
He sounds exactly like his dumb ass followers circa two weeks ago

lmao 27k is literally the line in the sand. watch these bears start scrambling to cover in power 5 minutes now that they see it's futile to try to reload shorts here.

spce fucking tanking.
how low will it go? stil months away from Branson's flight

Go ahead, laugh

Fuck it. I sold.
I do seriously expect it to get worse as we get more confirmed cases in the US within the next week.
If it doesn't then fuck.

>no UVXY puts 90 to 180 days out
NGMI.

>>17454435
there's an awesome place you can go on r*ddit

>>17454435
oh no no no no...

>>17453398
>>implying airline employees can strike
Huh? They totally can.

>>17454435
this is you in about a week

>>17454422
There it goes

i wish i bought codx on mondya like i wanted to but had no money, congrats CODX anons

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

hitting an unrealized loss of 30K since Friday. GO LOWER, NEED CHEAPIES

>>17454439
Oh you bet your sweet ass it'll get worse.

Is there a easy tool for like testing against historical data.
like yahoos fake stock but you set the date to whatever you want and bring it forward? wanna test how different strategies would have worked in 2008

>>17454439
Sold some as well. Expecting more cheapies for the rest of the week or so.

MSFT = BASED

>>17454366
>>17454381
this is why I love you faggots

Bought Etsy Calls
WITNESS ME

>Trumps shitposts on corona delayed to 6:30 from 6:00

Uh oh, a whole 30 minutes

>>17454474
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

The 5 year chart kills the bearfags

>>17454435
>Buying Planet Fitness
Nigger, all of the fatties are gonna lose all their weight through starvation over the next couple months, they won’t need to go work out. Enjoy your losses, moron.

>>17454462
Jeezus what’s the point when your principal is getting crushed?

>>17454435

HODL HODL HODLHODL HODL HODLHODL HODL HODLHODL HODL HODLHODL HODL HODLHODL HODL HODLHODL HODL HODLHODL HODL HODLHODL HODL HODLHODL HODL HODL

>>17454367
>I want to buy and I want to sell, what do I do?
When I feel this feel, I decide to do neither.

>>17454484
Why catlady ebay?

>>17454448
Nigger. Source me now.

I ain't kidding.

>>17454485
>this wasnt such a good idea to "calm" markets when cases could be revealed the next day

>>17454501
this

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S AT 26k NOOOOOO BULL BROS WE GOT TOOO COCKY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

oh dear.

Hope you bought TQQQ and SOXL because this was the last stop before Gainsville.

I was the one successfully predicting every dip and jump all day today.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT MY HECKING TWENTY SEVEN THOUSAND FLOORERENO

>>17454531
>Hope you bought TQQQ and SOXL because this was the last stop before Gainsville.
based

>>17454494
I'll have the Something Burger, please

SNSS closed at around end of Monday levels. Not a big deal.

>>17454530
Eat crow, you piece of shit.

Fuck Bagholder and FUCK TRIPFAGS

good job everyone, a nice and relaxing -100 today so we can attack 26500 tomorrow.

>>17454448
Do u have a source?

>>17454560
Try 26200

>>17454553
i decided to put some cash in but because it is a gamble i put less than 5% of my money in it

waiting for new thred to dingding :o

>>17454558
we'll looks like we're all going to lose our jobs now.

>>17454560
We are gonna shatter it tomorrow when the news comes that there are MULTIPLE confirmed cases in NY from unrelated individuals. Panic selling.

DDD EARNINGS COMING TONIGHT

Probably won't even matter what the fuck they say

make the new thread for the chilli post dumbfucks

>>17454565
neck yourself pedo

>>17454502
Becky and holiday season popularity

>>17454536
The markets closed literally right before a rally would have occurred.

Here's SOXL, do you see that fucking cross? Right there at the very end? That's the rally signal, we're going green tomorrow just like we went green this morning, and with a lot less downwards momentum means we're probably going to rally hard.

>>17454581
but there aren't?

CORONA SPREADING FROM LOS ANGELES TO MORE STATES CORONAS ARE LITERALLY FLYING OVER YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW

Flight Attendant Diagnosed With Coronavirus Might Have Worked Flights Out of LAX, Reports Say
The flight attendant worked flights between LAX and Seoul, South Korea, on Feb. 19 and 20, according to several South Korean media outlets
https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/coronavirus-south-korea-lax-flight-attendant/2318039/

>>17454435
What were you THINKING?

>>17454578
Looks like I was right huh? Stupid tripfag bull.

>>17454590
Haha holy shit, I'm legitimately buying SOXL in the morning.

>>17454435
Why would I laugh? Rally begins tomorrow.

>>17454590
Which indicators are those? MACD?

>>17454591
You just wait and see buddy. There are over 100 people in quarantine right now in NY. How much you willing to bet ALL of them are negative?

>>17454584
Not a pedo but a hetro normal man and you're a retarded closet-faggot american.
>If you had the self awareness you would neck yourself but you have the self-awareness of a wet carrot.

>>17454590
limp dick market barely holding up. tomorrow we dump

Where my SQ Chads at

Watching this shitshow got a lot more entertaining after I sold everything.

>>17454607
i'm sorry. I'll short every bump tomorrow.

>>17454578
>Implying I have a job
>Implying I don't want the market to crash so I can make more money

>>17454631
It won't dump, it literally can not dump any harder, even without indicators it is obvious we have hit the bottom.

>>17454219
why did you start being a fag? you didnt use to use a trip

>>17454632
SQ CHADS RISE PU

Ok faggots tell me why I should diversify my portfolio instead of going all in on a stock I actually know stuff about? I've never not made profit by being all in and stock exchange fees are a thing.

>>17454544
Alright bearcuck, for once you did a clever.

>>17454625
>asking source on pictures of children
You are a pedo, pedo

>>17454590
If you are the SOXL Shill, stop, you're ruining your credibility each time you try to call the bottom.

There are undiagnosed asymptomatic spreaders in literally all 50 states by now.

It's ogre.

>>17454647
That's one of the legit reasons according to Buffett *not* to diversify

DDD looking good

coronavirus killed it though

you did buy NFLX, right anon?

>>17454647
Well right now you could buy just about anything and unless someone sets off a nuke or something your gains will be guaranteed until next week. We have hit the bottom and markets are spring fucking loaded tomorrow.

Daily reminder that Becky is the most important market maker and answers only and directly to the Bogs (PBUT)
ETSYs running smoothly

SQ pumping after hours, maybe the market didn't forget how to pump on good earnings...

>>17454638
Start posting with a trip so I can make fun of you in about a week.

>>17454658
>There are undiagnosed asymptomatic spreaders in literally all 50 states by now.
What about Guam, US Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico, and Guantanamo Bay? Am I safe there?

>>17454578
Jokes on you I lost my job to 3rd world coders 3 weeks ago.

>>17454656
I'm not, this is the only time I even bought SOXL this month. I just bought in because it's easy money for the next few days. We're at bottom and we're on the brink of a rally.

>>17454654
>children
Does she look under 11 you spastic?

Only americans are so fucking retarded to think everybody's a child until they're 21 despite have of your country says it's ok to fuck 16yos.

I'll repeat:
You're a retarded closet-faggot american.

>>17454647
You making a profit doesn't matter. The question is if you outperform the market with your pick. If you don't, what you are doing is retarded.

DDD DDD DDD DDD OH YEAH

>>17454685
*half

>>17454668
I doubt it. And even if I am wrong. NoFOMO NoHomo

>>17454685
He's right though you are acting kind of rapey

>>17454668
>cope after cope

>>17454685
you are sick

DDD DELIVERED BABY

GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MEMES WIN AGAIN

>>17454685
also saying "she doesnt look under 11" implies you would unironically fuck an 11 year old.
Like I said, neck yourself

how do i profit off the market right now?

NEW NEW NEW
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>>17454733

>>17454733

>>17454746
>>17454746
>>17454746

NEW
NEW
NEW

>>17454746
>>17454746
>>17454746

>>17454707
>>17454704
I haven't bought literally anything until now, I'm fully confident in a recovery starting 9:30AM tomorrow.

Sorry if you're retarded and only just took a bearish position after hitting bottom, that's purely your own fault though.

>>17454747
GO TO THIS ONE

>>17454747
GO TO THIS ONE

>>17454747
GO TO THIS ONE

>>17454747
GO TO THIS ONE

>>17454747
GO TO THIS ONE

>>17454484
i wanted to buy puts originally but no gamble finally

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DINGS
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COMRADS
DINGS!!!
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>>17454668
Nah, all the boomers are going to read in the paper tomorrow that we're below 27k and just cash out. The bears cooked the fucking golden goose. Only way to make money in this market now is to get all the bear memes.

>>17454747
>>17454749
>>17454756
>>17454765
I know I'm shouting into the void but would it kill you to just refresh the catalog before posting a new thread, and DELETE YOUR OWN THREAD if it turns out you posted after another?

Holy shit

>>17454735
>>17454708
No it doesn't. Wanting to fuck an 11 yo IS a pedo, You're a retarded closet-faggot american, in europe we are more civilized. It's going to be comfy watching your country burn.

>>17454705
I would rape you, retards turn me on.

>>17454867
>seething this hard at being a pedo

>>17454884
>Imagine not seething at being called a pedo.
Explains a lot about you

Ok I just got Robinhood.
What is stopping me from buying a stock, waiting until it rises a bit, then cashing out for a small surplus? Then doing that again forever?

>>17455229
taxes on realized gains. keeping positions means you aren't taxed for them. selling means you will be taxed.

>>17454670

>>17453414
Based. Richfag's coronavirus escape plan