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What cans you guys stocking up on? I'm planning to trade my way up the ladder with Deenz & Beans to become king of my neighborhood.

>> No.17452959
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17452959

>>17452902

>> No.17453016

>>17452902
Lol nothing is going to happen you idiot, sit down.

>> No.17453045
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17453045

>>17452902
Beans are unironically the next bitcoin. Consider this: The current market rate for a dick-sucking is around $50. You can get a can of beans for 50 cents. In just 1 month, roasties will be sucking dick for one can of beans to survive. That's a 100x multiplier on your bean investment.

>> No.17453069

>>17452902
Real store of value

>> No.17453070
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>>17453045
Would be nice. But this virus aint shit.

>> No.17453103

>>17453070
>Brown ID containing Hindu
nice try pajeet but i'm not selling my beans yet

>> No.17453111

>>17453069
this but unironically

>> No.17453133

i unironically bought some 7 kgs at lidl today. since I am DCAing in, going back tomorrow and the day after.

>> No.17453138

>>17453045
Dick sucking becomes worthless in a virus outbreak. The cost of a blowjob is about to hit an all time low.

>> No.17453180

>>17453138
because of the risks of viral transmission too the value is expected to plummet real hard. I will go long on condom manufacturers since people will have a lot of time to kill at home self-quarantined.

>> No.17453208

>>17453138
because of the risks of viral transmission too the value is expected to plummet real hard. I will go long on condom manufacturers since people will have a lot of time to kill at home self-quarantined.

>> No.17453223

yeah sorry, IP got reset again fucking 3G. At least getting banned is harder.

>> No.17453225

>>17453208
>>17453180
>Not investing in onaholes
Come on son. Those things are gonna be worth more than 100 hookers.

>> No.17453367

>>17453225
onaholes are too specific and can be replaced by condoms. also, straight couples, fag couples and incels, everyone uses condomes.

>> No.17453500

>>17453103
>>17453070
I think his ID can be better interpreted as hint std u

>> No.17453551

>>17452902
Condensed or powdered milk
Canned nuts
Canned olives
Cornbeef hash
peas/carrots/sweet corn
canned bread
DEENZ
tuna
lentils
rice
Bush baked beans
Chunkys soups
Canned fruits in syrup
Polar Herring smoked
Spam

>> No.17453760

>imagine the smell

>> No.17454929

>>17452902
>>17452902

I stocked up on Coronatoken, cu faggots at the moon

>> No.17454957

>>17453551
Don't forget canned beer.

>> No.17455140

>>17452902
Beans and peas, some ham. and a fuckton of rice, ramen & oats. Some salt, broth and sugar, knekkebrød, Dried meat.