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wtf bros I miscalculated the duration of the virus and will have to restock on supplies within the next 2 weeks
how am I going to do this safely

>>17450091
People with large fat stores will survive the longest as the available food runs out.

>>17450140
Cope, individuals with a history of diabetes / heart disease (like Sergey) have the highest mortality rate.

*** DAILY REMINDER TO BUY SOME CORONATOKEN AND MAKE A BUCK OFF THIS VIRUS ***

bump SELL IMMEDIATELY

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

I want to see a virus that only infects fatties and kills them if they eat carbs while ill.
I bet more than 1/2 would rather die vs not eat a hamburger bun.

>>17450140
>People with large fat stores will survive the longest as the available food runs out.
cope fatty. you will succoom to the coronachan first because your body is already under intense strain.

>>17450172
Sergey has the strongest heart known to man, might as well be an ox. Cope.

>>17450091
imagine if this virus wipes out all fatasses in usa. it could be a godly sent purge

>>17450114
Idiot, you are not supposed to eat your supply unless it's necessary, you are supposed to continue eating your regular food until chain supply broke or infections in your area begins

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

>>17450091
> he didn't know
There was no Sergey, he's a hologram.

SELL NOW, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

Imagine if Sergey dies from covid 19. Holy fucking kek

>>17450091
I have stocked supplies for the next 13 months and fully believe this virus has the potential to cause economic breakdown and wipe a solid 10% of humanity.
I am also never. Ever. Selling. A single LINK.
That is all.

>>17450964
kek you sound excited, would the breakdown of society restore your masculinity which has been stripped away from you by more powerful, richer men, leaving you a wagecuck slave who longs for excitement? it seems kind of like that.

>>17453567
It could even restore yours, fren.
Don't lose hope.

>>17453521
when power goes out you'll lose your precious link but hey least you'll have 13months of food to lock yourself in your house with. dont open the windows tho man and hope the plumbing doesnt go out

>>17453470
well, Iran's health minister got corona. If a nation state health minister can get it, anyone can get it.

>>17450114
Lol you ate the supply. You eat your normal food and keep on buying stuff from grocery stores. Once it hits you finish of the food tgat perishes the soonest and then you eat the non perishables.

>>17450175
>>17450175

This, I actually bought some corona, feels gud frens

>>17450140
>>17450172
>>17450964
I'm 408 lbs.
I live in one of the most densely populated areas of Western Europe and I commute by train every day. I thought I would pay for my degenerate gluttony with heart attacks in my late 30s. Now I'm going to die a painful death as a khv in my late 20s. How embarrassing.

>>17455248
>408lbs
>late 20s
You gotta change something right now or you're gonna miss out on life. You should legit just cut all your portions down as much as you can until they are normal sized. Do it otherwise you'll die in an excruciatingly painful way.

>>17455248
That's bad, you're gonna have a STEMI soon my guy.

WARNING ADELYN MIGHT ALREADY BE INFECTED