/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17449189
So is it going down today or what?

Dont understand how or why anyone would be buying right now...

>>17449205
Yes

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

Fuck all tripfags except Baggie whom I kind of like.

WALLAH
just like that we will never have a non-ath day again

>>17449212
fuck off retard

>>17449212
THANK YOU DR PURR VERY COOL

>its crashing
>it recovered
>we got too cocky
>and we're back
>no wait its over
>moon mission continues
Every day in these threads.

The public story today seems to be that coronavirus is "under control".

Whether it is or isn't, we will see; but that seems to be the talking point for todays gains.

>>17449214
Inshallah

damn i wish i scaled back in with more on monday, fuck that stings

Everything is green again, everything is good with the world.

Enjoying the break lads? We'll be back to our normally scheduled programming Friday.

Markets will recover over the next week, then we'll slowly keel over into a recession. Take the next opportunity to enter a bearish position and wait.

The market will not crash, but confidence will not return until corona is over and by that time the economy will be in recession.

>>17449205
It's gonna go up then down then up then down then up then down then up then down then up then down then up then down then up then down then up then down and boom they're down 30% boom DOW 20,000 boom you buy boom 100% returns on your SPX

>>17449234
I don't go for Asians but that is prime rape candidacy

OH NO!!!! WE'RE NOT EVEN UP 400 POINTS ANYMORE.....

Hope you guys bought the dip. Recovery is in process.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

had no money to buy the dip without getting into my emergency savings. thinking about buying some TXN, LEG, BLK and COST next paycheck.

Reminder to buy APT puts

A solid 6 month - 1 year recession is incoming. The bull has been reigning for far too long

>>17449224
Problem?

>>17449262
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BULLBROS WE GOT TOOOO COCKY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So Apparently John Allen of Sunesis is presenting at the 7th annual global summit of Hematological Cancers on March 12th, that looks like a more likely spot for them to release data.

>>17449264
according to who?
a bunch of boomers fomoing onto fortune 500 companies for literally no rhyme or reason other than programming?

Huge swinging hammers coming, we finish today soft red

>>17449293
i've had multiple people ask me about "investing in 5G stocks"

>>17449271
I would wait until after earnings on TXN. They have an abnormally high exposure.

>>17449280
>A solid 6 month - 1 year recession is incoming. The bull has been reigning for far too long
lmao, ok doomer.

>>17449302
Good. Fuck these boomers. Cleanse this degeneracy where the rules of nature dont apply.

>bought a bunch of june 2.50 CORV calls for .05/each

fuck it why not?

>>17449293
Ignore boomer fomo at your peril.

>>17449305
Need 4k youtube videos when looking at smartphone on a bus, it's revolutionary

>>17449313
He isn't wrong. Recession is imminent. You just have been living more than half your life in a bullmarket and can't see it zoomer

>>17449293
This. You zoomers will be even easier to make money off of I'm supposing.

Threadly reminder to not get an egg in your sausage McMuffin.

>>17449302
lmao no we won't

just have some patience bear, this dip is the sign we're entering a recession, the next 1-2 years are yours.

WEW... The volume of SMG since things have become interesting. It takes disaster to bring everyone together does it?

Also I am a bull but not a PERMA bull, so I play the market accordingly. Bull trap today. Everyone got the memo, right?

>all these fortune tellers
You guys are wasting your talent trading stocks. I heard psychic friends network has great benefits

>>17449326
they don't even know what 5G even is, they just either are afraid it's going to kill everyone or think it's the new internet and heard about how you could have made if you invested in apple or microsoft 30 years ago

soon

>>17449344
>The recession is coming this time for REALS!!!!!!!!!!!

and the bleeding starts

>>17449336

>>17449283
Haha

>>17449348
My guess is predicated

>>17449313
Doomer would be prepping for civilizational collapse, this is realism

You DID save for the next dump, didn't you?

>>17449130
with our combined power, we can bring it down

FUCK BOOMER 401Ks
FUCK BOOMER FINANCIALIZATION OF THE HOUSING MARKET
THEIR TIME HAS COME

TOP IS IN

>>17449348
>Haha my guesses about the market were RIGHT. I MUST be a genius.

>>17449313
Zoomed detected. I fucking hate tripfags. Added to my filter so I never see this retarded of a reply again

BULLBROS WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS

Don't forget to buy gold friends. Governments around the world will print their way out of this.

say what you want bulls, there's one bear in this market that gets a blue ribbon

>>17449340
At that point why not make the whole thing at home. But this reminds me. I bring an avocado with me to some restaurants that charge $3 for 2 slices of avocado. So actually yes. Fuck the system.

>>17449383
That is a cute bear. I need more short term losses and then a pump. Everyone needs to SELL

>>17449347
>worldwide market bull trap
If you're right then the economy is already dead and we're about to see the worst economic collapse in history. I seriously doubt that will happen.

If you are then good for you, you are one of the few autists lucky enough to predict the most freak disaster in economic history, but in reality massive dips like this are almost always followed by an immediate recovery then a recession.

>>17449361
Bro China's economy is at a standstill. If the market doesn't correct we'd be in full bubble territory

The bond market is not buying this dead bat bounce.

The 10y yield is DOWN for the day
The 30y yield is DOWN for the day

>>17449394
Gold is going to be cheaper in a week, wait until then. If you buy gold now you'll just watch is dissolve for the next week and panic-sell out. I would actually advise you sell your gold now and buy back in later.

>>17449394
can someone spoonfeed to me how all this reflationary spending doesn't create bubbles somewhere?
like, really fucking big bubbles?

>>17449361
>what is "the business cycle"?
>bubbles last until infinity
>longest period without recession in US history
this is your last warning

>>17449414
It's already dying. The money printing is just elongating it's expiration date and leveraging continual asset transfer.

>>17447729
REEEEEEE

I SLEPT THROUGH THAT AAAAAAAAAA

was it even at that level outside of premarket?


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GIMME THOSE VISA AND MASTERCARD AND MSFT AND AMZN CHEAPIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17449394
Yeah maybe if you're retarded. There is literally no reason to buy gold over any other commodity and the market is extremely manipulated

>>17449369
You don't even remember 2008 do you?

>>17449444
>was it even at that level outside of premarket?
Yes, for like a few seconds. Maybe 165 point something.

>>17449312
true, maybe i'll throw that TXN money at PG instead

NOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S RISING
WE GOT TOOOOO COCKY BEARBROS

Prepare for the squeeze, bobos.

Pulled the plug, lads. Sold everything. No more stocks and shares for me for awhile.

I wanted to sell everything to move to another broker anyway.

>>17449414
>If you are then good for you, you are one of the few autists lucky enough to predict the most freak disaster in economic history
That's what happens when you keep interest rates at de facto 0% for 10 years with billions in excess reserves. All of the factors that were present in 07 are there now in even greater magnitude.

>>17449441
Yeah and that will result in us entering a recession for the next few years, it won't result in a sudden apocalyptic collapse in global markets the likes of which mankind has never seen.

The market way over-reacted to corona fear, the danger is still there but people are realising the hysteria was a bit much now.

>>17449430
because they don't dump all the money into the stock market, yet

PE prevents massive inflation in stock prices, to some degree.

non-PE stocks inflate massively at private and public markets (TSLA SPCE etc) because there is sooooo much money out there due to massive inflation.

this inflation is in the hands of rich people so doesnt impact consumer prices.

>>17449486
Sorry bro but we're leaving without you.

>>17449479
never get too penisy

>>17449486
You couldn't even wait a week for the market to recover and break even? lol

>he isn't hedging his bet getting into the cheap bean market NOW instead of AFTER the run on stores
ngmi

>>17449486
>sell everything to move to another broker anyway

you do realize you don't need sell to transfer to another broker, right?

>>17449492
I still expect some confidence to return until people see the earnings reports. The worse the earnings, the better for me.

>>17449479
NOOOO BEARBROS

>>17449515
Always thinking about those beautiful beans.

Dread it, run from it, destiny still arrives all the same

The biggest recession in history is coming

With a snap of his fingers

half of humanity

half

I hope they remember you

Stay strong bearbros. Our time will come. Fuck tripfaggot bulls.

>>17449503
I don't like where you're going anyway, anon.

>>17449461
So where are all the defaults going to come from?? I mean the situation in 2008 was totally different. Liquidity and cheap capital is here to stay.

>>17449515
i miss lunchbro and his bets on WEAT

Seriously they pumping hard today

>>17449465
Well shit
We’re gonna look back at that as a hell of a bargain I bet. Maybe I’ll just take a nibble...

>>17449489
Even in '07 you had multiple whipsaws at the peak before around New Years day 2008 when the economy took a permanent dive and that was well after people started realising a recession had begun.

We're currently in the chop at the peak of the next recession. Like I said, take the opportunity to sell and take a bearish position.

I went all in on amd someone laugh at me

hope you bought puts, this growth is not sustainable

>According to some social-media posts, the cure for coronavirus is already known, and it’s the old anti-malaria drug chloroquine. Actually, that’s not proven. But studies of the cheap, well studied, and readily available compound are under way in China, with patients getting 400 milligrams a day for five days. Initial laboratory tests suggest the drug, discovered in 1934, may be highly effective.

The drug which saved /smg/

>>17449565
betting on it going up or down?

>>17449541
see, this is why dividend growth investing is the tits. I don't care if the market goes down, if share prices go down. all that means is I get a higher yield on my new purchases and my DRIP.

The only way you can beat me is if my companies all stop paying me a dividend. and if that happens, I have enough guns and ammo to survive the concurrent apocalypse.

>he didn't buy cheap SPY calls at the absolute bottom yesterday

>>17449565
If it's not levered. The only prob is diversification depending on portfolio

Just walk away for 16 months.

>>17449571
>says increasingly nervous bear for 58th time this year

REEEEEE WHERE IS THE REDDD GO DOWN YOU FAGGOT MARKET

>>17449582
Just tell me what to buy

>>17449582
20th century problems (chinaman eats bat, pandemic) require 20th century solutions (medicine from the 1930's apparently)

>>17449489
Especially housing. I have no fucking idea why nobody seems to be the least bit concerned over the insane, ridiculous, astronomical appreciation in housing. It's fucking ridiculous. Boomers are a scourge on this nation and have used the roof over their children's head as a way to steal from them and fund their lavish retirements. They deserve to be punished severely and I hope the market bottoms the fuck out real soon so their 401k and home equity vanishes.

t. Salty millenial with 60k saved for a down payment who can't afford shit

>>17449565
>going all-in on anything right now
Bold move but you'll probably make some money.

>>17449516
Yes but it can take up to a month and I want to wait until the Coronavirus meme blows over.

I know it would probably best to hold but I had way too much of my savings invested to take that risk.

>>17449571
That’s what I’m think these pumps aren’t giving confidence at all

>>17449607
Don't worry, 2 years from now you'll be able to scoop up a cheap, beautiful house with a 20K down payment and watch it massively appreciate over time. Your house will probably earn more money per year than you will.

>>17449607
Just buy a trailer. That's what I want to do. I don't have hardly anything saved now. My margins are so tight from low wages and renting it's ridiculous. Finally just said screw it and got an interview at a finance place.

>>17449571
Leap puts are a good investment right now. Wouldn't bet on anything short-term.

all my puts
fuck this bullshit

>>17449607
yeah i'm really hoping this kicks something off in that market so i can start divesting into hard assets

>>17449649
You should've started hedging on Monday senpai.

I have an 87k portfolio (was 95k this monday), most of it in S&P. I don’t have a single dollar in cash to buy on the way down. Should I sell a little bit so I can do this? I’m not good at trading btw

alright ladies let's see those positions.
first time playing with options.
it's fun desu.
can't fucking believe how cheap these fuckin things are.

In terms of houses, I'd expect a 3-5 year period when prices may fall. So much consumer spending is being used by means of debt, wages haven't gone up, and I don't know if enough people are going into self employment to continue demand. The boomers may start finally entering death phase by then, and presidential turmoil may be a high possibility. It's a perfect storm almost, long as dumb investors don't prop the heck out of the market and greedy property firms don't lower too slowly (assuming they would). I don't think some of these property firms even factor in TVM effected by extending the timeline too much. Very boomer esque.

>>17449672
Is that dutch? Why did you steal the word for "wallet" from french?

>>17449672
You’re late. Should’ve sold Friday and bought back in Tuesday

>>17449672
Good trading advice costs you.

>>17449672
no because then you'll be paying capital gains tax and if it doesn't go lower, you'll have a higher cost basis. better to just hold and add when you do get money. that's what I do and its worked well for me over the long run

UHHHH SNSS BROS??

>>17449672
Wait a few days then sell. Give the market a chance to give you your gains back.

>>17449672
YOU WILL WIN OVER 30 YEARS INVESTING.

Stay in the market, NEVER panic sell. If you are selling you have a good plan, deep reasoning for why, and understand the risks.

What you are asking is if you should start trading stocks instead of investing.

>>17449690
No shit. We all should’ve sold all our belongings and 20x leveraged an inverse ETF on monday

>>17449701
>he bought over $1

>>17449713
>>17449672
dont listen to him. we are at the peak of the business cycle. google "business cycle" to understand why everything has been hitting record highs. this is literally unsustainable. coronavirus is merely a catalyst.

>>17449701
You can't look at that chart and think to yourself it's not going to correct back to ~$1, come on. This isn't crypto.

>>17449701
A slight fluctuation back to 1.08 isn't a big deal, relax.

>>17449712
The gains aren't coming back.

>>17449414
10 yr has guided me to this being the higher probability of being right.

>>17449739
So? Trying to time this is very tough and he's just as likely to incur higher losses as to minimize them.

>>17449688
Yes, we don’t use it as wallet though, we use it for portfolio

>>17449748
They are, they just won't stick around for much longer before recession.

>>17449701
>went all in at 1.12
How bad did I fuck up

>stock moves 2 cents
>frogs and pink wojacks everywhere
crpytofags ruined this board, they're just as bad as boomers who suck off fiat

>>17449766
You didn't. A slight fluctuation down mid-day is normal and healthy.

>>17449743
I WANNA GO UP!!!

Told my dad I made some money off the stock market today not much but +9k in profit.

>He told me to stop being a leech on society

I love him guys, but he def has a boomer mentality he has an LLC doing construction which grosses $3 - $4M in revenue but I wish I can convince him to let me have some company money.

I called it several fucking times on good stocks and even showed him how much we would have made if he loaned me $20 - $30k when I asked...

The man is a rainmaker in sales and getting contracts, but he isn’t good with making his money work for him.

MY DAD IS THE ECONOMY AND HE SAYS THAT...

>>17449775
Stfu boomber

>>17449793
Your dad is right, you're a leech.

>>17449750
>10yrs of permanent bull market experience
I'm sure that's some reliable intel, catch me when you have endured 1 (one) recession.

>>17449713
BRO

I really want to take my losses in DIS
This leadership shakeup is alarming.

In fact I took half losses... gonna inject some into MSFT

>>17449803
This.

>>17449803
So? What do I owe this dogshit society? Leech for life, and proud.

>>17449775
That's half the fun lol.

>>17449685
I can't imagine housing not falling flat on its ass for exactly the reasons you have outlined here. Corona might free up some inventory as well. I get the feeling that housing is ridiculously manipulated by those huge firms who control the supply side of the equation - anecdotal I know, but I walk my dog through the nicest neighborhoods in one of the most desirable cities on the east coast and at least 5% of them are completely fucking uninhabited. Never a single light on inside. I checked online, they got snapped up in the last 5 years and and are literally sitting there collecting dust.

My fiancee is chimping tf out wanting to get into a house we can't afford. Shes got even more saved than I do and will not listen to reason. I am going to die on this hill if I have to but I absolutely will not be buying anything other than a cheap shithole of a house (we rent now) to limit our downside risk.

>>17449583
Up, from 49.10

my dad is a crackhead and a drunk

KHC chads why does the stock go down still, don't people know how good our ketchup is

>>17449607
If you can see housing costs outpacing salaries and not falling for the bubble, good for you.
Save and wait for a sale. That's how the wise get ahead.

>>17449252
Ill try this
What are good bear stocks?
My reits where performing quite well the last few days

>>17449793
His loss. Many people lose out for one reason or another. Just keep pulling those profits man. Maybe one day you can run a firm.

>>17449782
then wait.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-02-26/reddit-s-profane-greedy-traders-are-shaking-up-the-stock-market?cmpid%3D=socialflow-twitter-markets&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialflow-organic&utm_source=twitter&utm_content=markets

>>17449205
Dead cat bounce. I'm not buying anything until the S&P retraces back to yesterday's high.

FUCKING GO DOWN MY GOD

>>17449607
rent until boomers croak

>>17449672
depends on what you want to achieve with that portfolio? is it a long term saving/retirement? if yes dont touch it, even if a full blown recession is coming, it will recover after a few years max and you good again and make gains, dont try to chase tops and bottoms when saving long term, you will only loose; if not meant for long term i dont know, depends on what you think will happening, if you think it will crash harder then sell

>>17449858
Don't tell me you took a bearish position AFTER an insane 4-day dip bro...

>>17449589
Oh it's five times levered
We max risk now

>>17449823
Good for you man. Forget debt. To hell with that stuff literally. I'm limiting my bank relationships now due to what I've seen in the industry myself. I don't want anything to do with em unless I'm sure it benefits me in the long run. Pic related.

>>17449823
>Corona might free up some inventory as well

lots of empty houses/apartments around the world. held by speculators or for money laundering.

Where's the SDC shill lmao

>>17449823
I think we talked about this before - she got an inheritance.
Good for you, hope college works out. Remember personal real estate isn't an investment. More like a precious metal's 'hedge against inflation'. Not an investment, but an asset.
Keep a small asset and focus on investments.

>>17449922
Triple doubles. Learn from what that image is telling you.

>>17449946
Might be buying some inverse calls after all :)

>>17449946
Peak panic is All Trolls Day?

>germany literally on flames because of corona
>dax in free fall
>us markets open
>spy goes up
>dax goes up
whhhhhyyy

>>17449929
Nah not that guy. She saved her money, didn't inherit a thing. Proud of her. I picked a good one. If we can scrimp and save and be cheap a few more years I think we will be able to afford whatever the fuck we want. I hope she comes around

>>17449926
How can someone launder money by holding property? buy it with cash, hold it long enough and sell it clean? or is there some other angle
(we have some of these properties around here and i always wondered why they dont do anything with them)

W00tage

>>17449823
>at least 5% of them are completely fucking uninhabited
My neighbourhood is probably around 20-25%. Beautiful, fairly new houses sitting empty, no cars in driveway, no lights on or even curtains in the window. Real estate speculation is fucking pure cancer.

>>17449976
pretend to rent it out..??

>>17449853
>Lumber Liquidators Inc.
hmmm...reminds me of SNSS with a market cap of 100m lmao
oh hey, there is that faggot>>17449852

Ummmmmmmmm bulls?
Is this a head and shoulders formation?
Does this mean we're going down?

>>17449927
Don't worry, I got out with most of my skin

>>17449971
I wonder why

>>17449969
People looking for a leveling off in cases don't understand the volatile nature of it. New epicenters, super spreaders, etc.

If you are "bingo" got the peak playing, you are ignorant.

You can still by a peak opportunity but realize it's very volatile. You are just playing odds, not anything close to certainties with this. DCA.

>>17449823
Over 21 million houses will go up for sale over the course of this decade. No need to jump in now if you’re considering it.

>>17449971
Because Europeans are retarded faggots afraid of their own shadow that subsist on American cum and excrement.

>>17450000
yeah whatever happened with that guy hmmm...

>>17449755
Normally tough yes, but god gave you the gift of corona chan.

I havent made a trade in weeks after a couple big losses. Someone give me a stock to throw 400 at I'm sick of sitting on the sidelines

>>17449793
Price discovery in markets is what underpins society and your trading plays a part in that. With all due respect your dad is a fool

>>17449992
They started putting in a new development down the street from me like 3 years ago. One house went up and then all construction stopped.

>>17449999
But there would have to be a paper trail for that. Not just, "oh well we didn't do a background check etc on this nonexistent person we just rented to him". That's super sketch and asking for surveillance under investigation.

How the fuck is AMRN still above $16?

Just buy the fucking dip, you idiots.

>>17449853
>boomers getting jealous of our patented pump-and-dump mob strategy
Literally who is harmed by this even? The company gets some much desired attention, we get money, everybody wins.

>opened an investment account
>can't trade US stocks, have to register to global taxes
>excluded from the best market
Anything worthwhile in xetra? I wanted EV stocks like Tesla...

>>17449972
Good for y'all.
We're paying off our little 2 bedroom $150K house next month.
Saddled with the option of upgrading to a McMansion for less than $1k/mo, or laughing at our bungaloo and investing that $1k for 30 years into <anything>.
A battle of the hearts and minds. I know your position with your fiancee ;)

>>17450026
I believe in the pantheon.

>>17450059
go register, i registered two days ago.

>>17450037
by whom? who would ask for background check on your renter, besides yourself

Ruh roh

>>17450030
SQQQ

>>17450059
just get a good job bro.
most of these faggots would kill to make $200/day trading like you can very reliably waging with very little actual labor cost to yourself

>>17450030
Inverse ETFs. Wait for earnings for the worst case scenario to exit. Wait for major pump then resistance to exit ideally with regards to earnings. Simple math.

>>17449853
only tutes should be able to release research and give price targets!

>>17449992
The financialization of single family homes is one of the greatest scams of all time. And of course boomers just go right along with it and pile on their children happily drinking their blood.

>>17449858

>>17450059
where did you open one?

>>17449383
Oh god please make it stop

>>17449999
>>17450000
Back to back quads, nice

IT BEGINS

GET FUCKED

>>17449793
>>17449793
Your dad has access to $4 million and won't let you have any? Kill him, unironically. My parents would get pillow'd without hesitation if they lived in opulence and refused to support me.

WTF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BULLBROS IT'S GOING DOWN AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE GOT TOO COCKY

assemble

This market wants to dump.
Reload ze corona fud

>>17450099
but if we never sell and let it "appreciate" then it's gonna be worth a ton

>boomers die
>inheritors try to sell

Futures dropping

AHAHAHAHAHH
THERE IS NO ESCAPE

>>17450101
Through my bank. Baltics. Latvia

>>17450130
https://mobile.twitter.com/4xInsight/status/1232707911392145408
Probably part of the reason why. Germany gave up.

Do you think any of the bitcoin wojack posters right now have actually lost loads of money or just messing?

BYND down to 90 by friday

My options are like a fucking rollercoaster today. The insecurity is palpable.

>>17450127
nice posts anon had a chuckle

Hey bros, is exxon a good buy? It cant get any lower right?

They looking to crash it again Thu? Not even gonna wait till Fri to get more out?

fasten your seatbelts bears.
we're about to go from SHIT to FUCK

>>17450033
Yikes. I live near a major US city on the East coast and the housing market here is supposedly historically strong (even during the market dump in 2008). I'll have to call some realtors and see how their numbers are looking. Might help show what's going on. I was considering a house soon because I really really don't like the premiums included in renting, but if there's a 20-30%+ discount in the next 5 years. Renting ain't so bad after all :)

>>17450148

>>17449681
beware with snss though. dont play illiquid options, the bid/ask spread is insane and you dont know if you'll be able to exit your position because there won't be any buyer.

>>17450124
Pull out a life insurance policy to max gains genius.

>>17450144
Why?

>>17450142
i guarantee there were a bunch of absolute retards fomoing onto btc over 10k and onto chainlink over 4.
guarantee it.
swinglinkers always win.
red lines are optional.

>>17450161
I'm shorting the fuck out ford an I'm down 25% for today.

Does your ta say that the share price is going down?

I'm sick of this gay market

>>17449793
>White People
My family has multiple Million dollar businesses and they all share the wealth with their children. I was raised in my fathers business. We see it as investing in our own future. Plus taking care of your family is something natural to us. If I somehow went bankrupt I have literal thousands of cousins with great incomes to pick me up. And I’d do the same for them.

**** DAILY REMINDER TO BUY SOME CORONATOKEN AND MAKE A BUCK OFF THIS VIRUS ****

oh fuck!!!!

*ahem*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You bought the dip, didn't you?
I warned you.
>crash eet

>>17450127
Quality contributin

>>17450183
i'm holding april puts strike at 1 and october calls strike at 2.
first day doing options after just buying stocks outright.
so far i prefer it, but it's easy to feel like that on greenish days

>>17450141
>see danger
>"oh no.. any action would look like strength and therefore racism"
>do nothing
>get assfucked
>"oh no.. how could this happen???DDDD:"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17450130
Conzider it done.

>>17450022
>.

huge 500k bid at 1.075 on SNSS right now

LMAOing at retards who fell for the obvious bull trap

t. retard that fell for one of the previous traps this week.

>>17450197
dude same, no fucking clue.
guess just got shanked buying market price picking it up.
but yeah look at this.
put with a strike price of 8, and i'm DOWN

>>17449681
>can't fucking believe how cheap these fuckin things are.
they are cheap because the underlying is cheap. try amzn or tsla options

CRASH IT

Is anyone still holding GALT? >tfw $3.08 entry. MAN, these bags are heavy. Should I just average down?

Crashing this market... WITH NO SURVIVORS

Oh Fuck failed breakout

Futures keep dropping. Ending the day in the red.

>>17450238
It's a tiny fluctuation, Dow is still above daily moving average.

VIX IS GREEN
>OH NO NO NO
VIX IS GREEN
>OH NO NO NO
VIX IS GREEN
>OH NO NO NO
VIX IS GREEN
>OH NO NO NO
VIX IS GREEN
>OH NO NO NO
VIX IS GREEN
>OH NO NO NO
VIX IS GREEN
>OH NO NO NO
VIX IS GREEN
>OH NO NO NO
VIX IS GREEN
>OH NO NO NO
VIX IS GREEN
>OH NO NO NO

SJM and BWL.a have me my greenest day of all time

>HE BOUGHT

>>17450256
savanon says its about to moon

>>17450236
Yes?

It wants to crash, retards that are about to get BTFO'd are keeping it afloat.

Chesapeake down another 23% today.
When does this start becoming a buy?

>>17450268
>ending the day
it's 12pm EST

>>17450141
Likely in the red now. Give it an hour.

>>17450142
I had small exposure and was playing the bitcoin halving but didn't account for the coronavirus. I lost a little but knew heavy exposure wasn't a good idea. So it was very small.

>>17450256
>he fell for the galt meme
anon...i

>>17450010
I JUST WANT TO TAKE CREDIT FOR PROVIDING YOU ALL WITH MY EXPERT TA

Germany gave up

Let that sink in

Germany Gave up

The fuckign GERMANS

>>17450277
i'm going to pinch Sachi's belly

oh no we're only up 100 points. its fucked.

VXX CHADS WE GOTTEM

>He bought the dip

*ahem*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No but it'll go back up I'm not worried. This is a stop-loss raid.

>>17450256
I'm stuck too anon, just hold them bags.

>>17450299
My nigga are you retarded? How did you not see this coming?

Why yes I'm holding cash right now, how could you tell

>>17450240
Theres no way fucking FORD doesnt go below 7 within a month. They've fucked up so many things and are so exposed to china.

The only reason people are buying Ford is for their 7% dividend, hopefully the human waves of boomers screaming "buy the dip" have exhausted their capital and we can let nature take its course.

This stock is such a fucking stinker on so many levels.

>He thought he bought the bottom

>>17450191
Because earnings are tomorrow. Also Corona.

BUY KO, BOTTLED WATER (DASANI, SMART WATER) AND COCA COLA PRODUCTS WILL SURVIVE THE COMING STORM

good thing I sold at the top today, this shit will crash down hard

>>17450310
>No but it'll go back up I'm not worried. This is a stop-loss raid.
Stage one: denial

>>17450319
Also fuck then for taking away the focus ST and putting out that garbage Edge ST for 50 mother fucking thousand dollars

>>17450299
NOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S FUCKED BULLBROS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE GOT TOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKY IT'S FUCKED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Damn, boys. Red for the next few months?

>>17450205
Literally what just happened. The bogs directed an FDA official to warn corona is "on the cusp of pandemic". Which is absolutely wrong, it's not on the cusp, it has been a pandemic for a while now.

>>17450319
right there with you bud, wish the option meant what it SAYS it means, cause i would so fucking green right now on the strike price of 8, fuck damn.
don't get it, but hey it's good education.
first time rolling with options so i look foward to reeeeaaaaally digging into the purchase to figure out exactly why it was the way it was.

>>17450349
for the next 2 years if we are lucky

>>17449189
lol

>>17450270
Nigga, do you not know how to read a chart? Your bag holding informed views are so obnoxious.
>IF IT DROPS ANY LOWER THAN THE PRICE I BOUGHT IN AT, IT WILL MEAN A GLOBAL RECESSION THAT WILL NEVER GET BETTER.

>/smg/ buys the top
>again

flat again from -4%

short everything

>>17450319
>China
So is Tesla. Time to short the meme stock?

>>17450342
No need for denial when it's completely fucking obvious.

>going all in on a tiny dip
>not waiting for the triple discount stocks

>>17450373
I didn't buy shit today, I'm not insane.

>>17450367
Until every single boomers 401k is worthless and their home equity line of credit is BTFOd because they're now underwater on their mortgage

>>17450337
NSRGY too (Nestlé). They should fare well being in Switzerland.

spy 200 eod

>>17450383
furries are lower than even LCIguy

>WHY YES I DID BUY DA DIP THIS MORNIN HOW DID U KNOW????

Oh no no no no...

DEAD CAT BOUNCE IS OVER
I REPEAT
DEAD CAT BOUNCE IS OVER
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA

>>17450380
Should be a good indicator. My inverses are starting to pump. Expecting .3% by EOD.

Coronavirus was cured I thought. It was contained. How in the world is it not over when the news we get on it is time-delayed from ground truth?

>>17450200
daily reminder to get the fuck out of our thread faggot

>>17450444
>>17450444
>>17450444

NEW
NEW
NEW

>>17450444
>>17450444
>>17450444

>>17449313
Recessions and bear markets are part of our system.

>>17450391
>>17449414
>I'm not insane
>If today is a bull trap then the economy is already dead and we're about to see the worst economic collapse in history.
You sure about that?

Liquidate everything

>DOW only at +26 now
Haha, oh well. I only hold junk that dumps regardless of red or green days anyway.

>>17449430
The money is massively inflated but only the robber barons have it, modern peasants have a smaller slice of the economy than they did under monarchy.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY IS IT GOING DOWN AGAIN WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

>>17449224
> Every day in every market
FTFY

>>17450409
WRONG

>>17450507
Because this is a recession that should have started five years ago and this run is built on desperate hope and lies. Woe to those who believed it

>>17450318
>imagine holding something that is not returning any passive income and isn't automatically dollar cost averaging for you via DRIP

sounds pretty beta to me, Francis

>>17450227
I wish I lived in the US

>>17450739
come home white man

Which natural gas companies will survive?
I just said fuck it and bought some Chesapeake.
Also hold Antero Resources and Ovintiv.
Might buy another one.
Reckon there's a chance one goes bust, if I'm unlucky, two. But the ones that survive will go x5 with the smallest rebound in natgas.

>>17450938
i'm surprised they haven't all started merging just to stay alive.

Aight, let's do this, crash stocks
Pump metals

>>17451137
I am surprised no one is buying this.
There's a big chance that we are at the peak of this production boom. (whether there will be a new one i dont know.)
What I do believe is that if coronavirus fades away, the economy will resume its boom until it outstrips energy supply. At which point a massive peak in energy will form with oil probably over 200 dollars.
And then the crash will come in about 5 to 10 years.