/biz/ - Business & Finance

ANON TRANNIES TAKE THE L

You did buy the cheapies didn't you, anon?

>>17440074
2>3>1>4

I'm 40% cash. When is the bottom so I can go all in?

RIP Pendy. With the nutripfaggotry I actually miss you.

Snss anon, when should I sell your name?

Give me words of encouragement savanon...

>>17440095
Bottom is when you're too spooked to buy.

3/13 puts on GLD tomorrow y/n

FUTURES ARE STILL DOWN

EVACUATE THE MARKET!

>imagine not being able to make money in up AND down markets
you're not a trader

How can you go wrong with the Trinity of K's KDP,KHC,and KO.

>>17440095
-50% is when I'm buying back in. Remember yield curve inverted in late 2018. Yield curve inversion has 100% preceded a recession within 1 - 2 years. 2018 + 2 = 2020. Recession will be occurring this year the virus is the catalyst.

The Dow Jones Industrial Average?
Best I can do is 17,000. There's just not a big market for cardhouses built on sand these days

SNSS STRAIGHT TO THE MOON TOMORROW

>>17440134
I'm sold, sounds rock solid.

I love seeing the world in chaos. It makes me so happy

>>17440144
This isn't fucking funny Rick. Can I pawn it?

Do not be afraid. Buy more. I bought $17,700 worth of stocks today and will buy more tomorrow. And the next day and the next day and the next week and the next month. And like they have for the last 200 years through world wars, plagues innumerable, pestilence, and all manner of fears, the numbers will rise. And we'll be here. Buy more.

whats going on in Iran

lots of death and even the young dying

>>17440074
im so happy. i just opened a brokerage account with 20k. once this shit blows over im gonna be rich

I got it!!! We pawn our stocks, to buy more stocks!

>>17440185
You are correctly playing it for optimal long-term returns. As the house. I just want more capital so taking more risk.

>>17440189
I can see more than her eyes
stone her!

>>17440216
shes dead

>>17440230
allah be praised

GORO go up

>>17440230
Lol what a loser

coronavirus is a hilarious scapegoat for this crash

>>17440243
Correct. The virus has nothing to do with this crash. The election would have triggered the same response if there was no virus. A recession was inevitable when the 10Y2YS inverted in late 2018. This is a 100% predictor of a recession. The euphoria of 2019 made people forget... there is usually a runup before inversion then a steep and sudden drop. -30% is guaranteed. -50% is possible. I think we could bottom at -60%, but I will be purchasing at -40% to -50%.

Stocks are ded

Kek, even with this latest shat I'm still up over 16.75 percent. By contrast even in good times this year the S&P was pulling only maybe 5%. Glorious reward shall come to me once this virus shat is over with.

>>17440275
I was planning to get out of the market sometime in April-July anyway. The melt-up in early 2020 wasn't sustainable.

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/health-care/article240476806.html

American sick and coming back from China charged $3300 for Coronavirus test.

He should have just coughed on all the dumb boomers in FL.

When is the bottom? I’m 100% cash. Time to get some tendies.

>>17440275
It inverted August of 2019 Newbie

>>17440338
BREAKING: South Korea reports 169 new cases of coronavirus, raising total to 1,146

Korea still has to shut down and that effect has to trickle down on supply/demand.

Then whatever other countries go pandemic.. and that trickle on the supply/demand chain.

>>17440335
the absolute state of america lmfao, what a shithole.

>>17440199
Brilliant. Like sneaking into the sun at night

>>17440338
Right NOW

>>17440335
holy shit who makes the test?

>>17440338
This. Speculate pls.

>>17440360
I hope he got a false negative and every doctor/nurse is now infected.

>>17440158
the color oils on canvas worth --- $100+million

the holes standing in front of it worth --- $0 (and more likely is in the -minus)

I hope more people learn how to use indicators and read price action and volume after losing all of this money in this crash. No more of this "buy the dip!" bullshit, if shit's going down you short, if shit's going up you go long. You use a stop loss, you don't hodl. Stop being fucking retards.

>>17440275
>I think we could bottom at -60%
Stop! I can only get so hard or it's gonna shatter

>>17440338
Check back in six months and a TAfag will have a pretty chart for you that will show exactly when you should have bought.

>>17440383
>Stop being fucking retards.
No

We crashing again tomorrow?

rate my portfolio bros

https://m1.finance/lmBx6iBZu

>>17440383
This

>>17440383

>>17440422
Please. Please don't stop until we're down 75%

I TOLD YOU

I TOLD YOU TO BUY GOLD BRO

>>17440383
So should I buy shorts now or wait to buy longs? I have no skin in the game at the moment so the market giing down isn’t producing losses for me.

>>17440383
I'm not saying calling tops and bottoms, even local minima and maxima aren't possible but I gotta ask, how long have you been trading and how big is your stack? If your indicators are that accurate you basically know the future and should be sitting on a pretty big pile

>>17440134
Dude this is fucking corona related bullshit. The yield curve bullshit wont happen until end of 2020. Screencap this.

>>17440097
>missing a paid shill
>>17440275
>A recession was inevitable when the 10Y2YS inverted in late 2018
>>17440134
>-50% is when I'm buying back in. Remember yield curve inverted in late 2018. Yield curve inversion has 100% preceded a recession within 1 - 2 years. 2018 + 2 = 2020. Recession will be occurring this year the virus is the catalyst.
>>17440189
This actually DOES play into the Iranian gov't hands by freaking the people out and making them less likely to gather in groups and protest their shitty regime.
>>17440349
Ooof. they're going to need to import some healthy american seed.
>>17440382
That thing cost a lot in hormones and likely cosmetic surgery

>>17440087
What cheapies
reeeeeeeee
embarrassingly I bought some SCHX
also LMT, MA, AMAT, and V
hbu?

>>17440451
Yeah I am hoping to do my first purchase at 20k DOW

>>17440087
The cheapies won't be here until we retrace back to august at earliest

>>17440189
Three possibilities:
1. Rumor has it that Iran has a mutated strain of the virus that is deadlier (and rumors that Oy Vey land made that happen).

2. Iran got the virus very early and the spread is massive. The big death toll is only coming from a very large infected population (so not that high death toll)

3. Plenty of young people died in Wuhan too. We are just seeing a different country's media coverage.

[Pic unrelated]

>>17440477
*so not that high death rate

>>17440477
that button would tank the economy faster than blowing up every factory in china

>>17440464
anon what do you think of my folio
https://m1.finance/lmBx6iBZu

>>17440477
I have a friend who has family in Iran. He got to speak with them last week and there is nothing drastic going on in Tehran rn to contain the spread or any sort of deaths. That is larping.

>>17440486
But it would be pretty fucking hilarious, no?

Damn, Nikkei approaching -2%, absolutely no sign of rebound there, just a slow, horrific bleed out.

>>17440505
It would definitely be beneficial in the long run.

>>17440430
boomer af, buy more tech during these dips

>SPY down $20 in 2 days
>news stations silent, talking about primaries, or corona
Huh. Does that mean this is actually the big one?

>>17440515
They are following what happened in the US market today.

>>17440515
We got to cocky animebros!

Bros.... SNSSanon was RIGHT

>>17440515
It feels like the world's markets were holding their breath for about 1-2 years as everyone already had their fears that a recession would come (and we always had the feeling that we were overdue for a recession).

When the news of the virus came out the markets just said "fuck it" and decided this would be the excuse to finally shit the bed.

>>17440430
Add a semi company

>strong buy
Gold will lift me out of this wasteland. Blessed yellow rocks.

>>17440505
>>17440516
No you ass hats that's the end of our race! We can't just replace white women with Asian women, fucking damn it /biz/ how many times do we have to go through this? Fucking Asian women are getting shorted by this coronavirus right now. Let your waifu get mauled by bears.

>>17440569
please stop shooting the children Mr. Seagal

>>17440569
Think Bigger and Bolder anon

>>17440569
>We can't just replace white women with Asian women
My sami ancestors disagree

The market is doomed if any of these clowns are elected

>>17440569
those child actors are so bad, especially the girl at the end lol

>>17440557
>>17440534
Okay I replaced MRK with CSCO it has a low p/e american and has a 3.2% div
I know it isnt a semi conductor but now with that AAPL and MSFT 15% of my folio is tech

>>17440569
Shut up white roastie, i'm through playing your games

Here comes the bumbling retards that see futures edging up 0.5% after hours and think it's over

>>17440603
expose yourself to a lil SOXL then

I've been shooting 500mg of test a week and it has turned me into an absolute chad, I'm making cash hand over fist by literally just following my gut call now. Made 2 million on TSLA calls and another 2 million on junior gold stocks.

>>17440603
wtf I much prefer merck to CSCO
I sold my CSCO before it sinks more. Looking to add to my already bloated Merck position.

But you do you.

What are your guys thoughts and feelings on the super FUD psyop campaigb going on right now? I wasn’t even bullish but God damn, these niggers are acting like the entire world is going to explode tomorrow. Fuck the media btw.

jesus fucking christ, first time going to /r/wsb.
shit raises my blood pressure way too much.

>>17440601
Fun fact trivia: the ironic thing is that that one girl at the end was the only child actor that was actually shot by a live round. The crew accidentally mixed the live round with the blanks.

She died from septic shock a week later in the hospital.

>>17440620
I’ve done way more gear than that and it didn’t make my personality different.
>t. Tmdx anon

>>17440627
Why do you prefer MRK?
and if you had to choose MRK or ABBV what would you go with?

>Equities crash back to 2008 levels
>Boomers sell their homes when they suddenly realize they can't retire on their deflated stocks
>Housing prices crash
>Boomers die from coronavirus

Everything's gonna be all right

>>17440620
post proof of both roids and your financial gains

>>17440632
Your first mistake was thinking the media influences the stock market, second mistake thinking retail investors (who consume said media) has any impact on the stock market, and third mistake was assuming institutions make decisions on news media information that's been published hours after the information was public. Now you are in a complete state of denial spinning this extravagant conspiracy theory when the streets of Chinese cities with tens of millions of people are empty, factories are abandoned, and the largest freight ships in the world are leaving ports 90% empty. You're a fucking idiot.

Futties looking a bit heavy

>>17440453
I told you to suck my dick and it's still dry

>>17440087
Not only did I not buy, I liquidated my portfolio this morning. Should've done it last week.

Boomer, boomer in the mall.
How far's your savings going to fall?

>>17440620
How do I acquire roids?

>>17440632
I dont think this is FUD. None of the news stations are talking about the market cratering but are talking about Corona. This might be a natural reaction of people exiting and the fear appropriately cascading instead of the usual number manipulation like we saw with the Powell saga in late 2018.
This one feels more like there's a fire going on in the house and everyone (outside of places like 4chan) is willingly ignoring it.

>>17440643
Source or fake and gay.

>>17440464
what anime is this. please tell

>>17440569
relax man it's just a
oh wait no it's not just a meme
my bad

>>17440655
Keytruda sales
I like them both though, and am also worried about them both right now. What if pharma isn't selling off because of Bernie, but actually because of necessary chemicals or something coming from china?

>>17440552
So when is CORV going to go over $1. My bags are fucking heavy.

>>17440718
Big O

How do I convert the following into a readable date formate for a pandas dataframe?

2020-02-21T15:05:06-0500

>>17440688
tsk. Disappointing. Can't participate in glorious rebound if you don't buy the cheapies.

>>17440740
thanks looks soulful as fuck

>>17440761
/g/ would know

>>17440717
shut the fuck up

>>17440717
sorry for my previous outburst of anger.

here is the source:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandon_Lee

BLOOMBERG JUST MENTIONED CORONA AND CRASHING MARKET AT THE DEMOCRATIC DEBATE!!!
CONFIRMED GREEN TOMORROW!

>>17440719
>>17440609
>>17440601
>>17440589
>>17440585
>>17440581
Unironically I'm dating and probably marrying a Chinese girl and having a family. Look all I'm saying is which one of you fuckers is going to their duty and get themselves a white gf and continuing our race? We all know if white people disappear the markets will go full bear mode and devour humanity.

>>17440793
Brandon Lee was really a six year old female child actor? This seems like a fabrication by a fictitious homosexual, but you wouldn't tell lies on the internet, would you?

Reminder to drink water and do your pushups!!

>>17440836
Oh shit there’s a debate tonight?
How’s BloomBoy doing?

>>17440862
I don't really know if he was a six year old female actor but he really died during filming because the extra accidentally shot him with real rounds.

>>17440854
I'm going to racemix as much as possible with my harem of asian and brown girls after I make billions off gold stocks

>>17440854
WTF BRO GET OUT SHE HAS CORNOAN VIRUS OH FUCK THIS ENTIRE THREAD HAS TO BE PURGED

>>17440216
Check this out:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/1874471.stm

>>17440884
Hes winning, hes the only one that doesn't come off as totally insane.

>>17440884
ONEGAI MUSCLE

>futures falling

BASED

>>17440854
Good for you man. White women's value has dropped a ton. The value of Asian women is gonna go up bigly after corona kills most of them. Good time to invest.

>>17440761
I dunno what format you need but you can use Python’s datetime to do it using their specifiers. Look at the docs for more info but an example would be:

orig_date = datetime.strptime(<your time here>, “%Y-%m-%dT%H:%M:%S%z”)
converted_date = date_obj.strftime(<your desired format here>)

>>17440678
Get help, schizo. You’ve been radicalized, stop browsing /pol/ ASAP.

>>17440925
WTF I SWEAR IT WAS +17 A MINUTE AGO

>>17440925
If futures were way up yesterday and it opened bad, doesnt that mean if futures down we open good?

KHC stock gonna moon tomorrow after this big announcement.

>>17440763
In 52 weeks, when SPY is over 400, we'll look back at today and go, "I should've bought the shit out of this dip while everyone was posting pink wojaks."

>>17440189
She’s clearly having a baby, ICU beds don’t have stirrups, even in third world countries.

>>17440969
Holy fuck I hate Canada

>>17440780
thx forgot about them
i just striptime

Bottom will be $2700 - $3000

Screencap this

>imagine not having exited your position long ago

>>17440945
Fug, how can the value of white women go down so much but white men go up? The Gods really fucked us especially with predators posing as house pets like Asian women.

>>17440969
... s-so it's like mustard flavor ketchup?

O_O

>>>/g/74888711

>>17440946
yeah thats pretty much what imma try
hope it works

>>17440994
3k is only 100 points away
not bad desu

BERNIE JUST ATTACKED TRUMP ABOUT CORONA!
VACCINE IN APRIL CONFIRMED!

>>17440925
Futures are fine.

>>17440994
Indicators showing strong but I dont think so bud

Bout Spy puts to go with my spy calls. Did I did gud?

>imagine not making money the past 2 days kek
Buy tmdx btw

>>17440997
I'm not down enough for it to really matter. I consolidated all my stocks into longing simple materials with a cheeky bet on SNSS. If it looks worse tomorrow I'll just put in a stop loss and stop looking at my portfolio.

>>17440889
Still unironically based.

>>17440979
nice investigation
https://twitter.com/farnazfassihi/status/1232453957584187392

>>17441022
>futures back up

NO NO NO NO

>>17441015
/g/ is making fun of us

Trump has decided to take matters into his own hands

>>17441042
They were up this morning too....

Pic related EOD

X_X

>>17440640
They're acting like being short a million dollars SPY is some big shit. That's like 6 /ES contracts. It's nothing and they ooh and ahh over it. I know that wasn't your point but still

>>17441042
Wouldn't mind a brief recovery so I can sell my last long position at only a minor loss before going all bear

>In 2005 China had about 1,938,000 physicians (1.5 per 1,000 persons) and about 3,074,000 hospital beds (2.4 per 1,000 persons).

But,

>While there are private clinics in China, many of the owners of those clinics do not have a western medical education. Most of these private practitioners practice traditional Chinese medicine (TCM).

Anyway, China just lost over 1000 front line medical workers. Arguably a tougher job than professional soldier in a war zone

>>17440969
barenaked ladies were right all along

How green will the day be that a vaccine is announced? +5? +10? +15%???

>>17441060
Kek, did you seriously hold Sony and Nintendo because someone here said that they were an insider?

>>17441022
I'm 35% cash now, still hoping some dividend stocks stay cheap tomorrow. Was finally able to start collecting some BWL.A today and may use some of that to help my QYLD along.

>>17441105
How green was it when we won WW2?

>>17441099
Ok I'll bite, what song by barenaked ladies had it right all along?

>>17441083
dead?

sounds about right for the million person or so infections

>>17441111
According to those digits probably a lot

>>17441099
there's a line about dijon in one week?

>>17441111
>The Dow fell 3% on Dec. 8 and another 3% the next day. The Dow hit 92.69, its lowest level since 1934, on April 28, 1942.
>Then the market turned. There seems to have been no single event that triggered it.
https://www.investors.com/how-to-invest/investors-corner/stock-market-world-war-ii-follow-through-day-depression/

I just shorted the China A50 at 13700

>>17441117
The one about jerking off to sailor moon?

>>17441146
> two -3% days followed by massive reversal
Hmmmmmmmmmm

>>17441111
After Japan’s unconditional surrender on August 14, 1945, the U.S. stock market shut down on Tuesday, Aug. 15 in celebration of the victory. When markets reopened Friday, Aug. 17, they did so smoothly. Rumors of Japan’s surrender had been circulating on Wall Street for more than a week after the U.S. dropped two atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

The Dow finished Friday’s trading session down 0.25%, indicating that an end to the war was already priced into the market in the near-term. Over the next six months, however, the Dow would rally, gaining 21.2%.

>>17441149
You must be thinking of bloodhound gang

>>17441146
>1942

Will tomorrow be a good day for gold??? Anon, please I...

>>17440975
Preach brother. These are the times that separate the ones who go on to make it from the ones that "oh I used to trade until that coronavirus thing hit but not anymore". How anybody can look at the last two days and not at least buy a little bit is beyond me

>retaliatory cyberattack
what in the FUCK am I watching?

>>17441172
https://youtu.be/fC_q9KPczAg?t=114

>>17441186
Seems like a bunch of old dudes shouting

>>17441105
there's still no vaccine for SARS and they said it'd take a year at least

>>17441149
Dude I like barenaked ladies for a while what song is that?

FUTURES JUST TRIPPED IN THE LAST HOUR

All these democrats fucking suck.. trump is gunna win 2020 for the simple reason that his competition sucks

>>17441189
Omfg that song is about so many things. Jerking off to sailor moon is like 5% at best of the song.

>>17440189
Their censorship game isn't as strong as China's

Are we going to get bear cheapies tomorrow? Will it rally?

>>17441186
You rig the Russian election to show them that election rigging is wrong and that only America should be able to do it because of our freedom.

>>17441108
Nah that was just a dank meme. I held because shit, v-shaped recovery and demand not tied to the strength of the local/global economy, and shit like that. They should be fine in the long run. It’s not like FUCKING VIACOM REEEEEEEEEEEE. Like BRKB I like them more as they get cheaper.

But I like dudeweed’s not being a bagholder idea. I’m just not knowledgeable enough to time the market.

>>17441149
It's been: 2 days since the market crashed, big red candle sticks going up my ass
Sunesis my only saving grace, what else can say other than based?

>>17441186
>we will post anti-putin memes on russian facebook

>>17441211
Who cares? There is still booze tomorrow and it's not like we have never had a dip without a recovery.

Asian women are up despite an obvious epidemic outbreak happening.

>>17441235
Going to DK congo bongo that jap brapper

>>17441111
>How green was it when we won WW2?
Historical chart of the DJI shows not much. The chart is a little screwy going back this far and my candles appear to be broken but it looks like May 7 1945 was mediocre flat day. And it dropped about 3% May 8th to 10th. The big baller post war boom didn't start until August of '45.

>>17440538
>Yes.png

how are asian stocks barely suffering?

>>17441268
Can't dump all at once, it would be too obvious

>>17441160
>After Japan’s unconditional surrender on August 14, 1945
Yep, chart confirms. That was the real kicker.

What should I buy once things start to cool off?

Looking at pic related as a safe bet, but maybe TSLA or AAPL?

JEEEEZUS FUCK
look at LMT
LOOK
AT
THAT
you’re telling me you people would rather sell that or buy funny internet money and rocks?

>>17441246
Based

>>17441262
That's because we didn't win WW2 until we nuked the japs in August. August 15th is when the war actually ended.

holy shit spce got absolutely rektd on earnings. literally nobody expected them to report zero revenue me included. how much longer can they go on with no revenue only expenses.

>>17441262
>The big baller post war boom didn't start until August of '45.
That is because the war didn't end in May with VE day. We bomb the nips and they surrendered din August. That is when we won the war.

>>17441268
because it is over we are back boys

Hello, /biz/.
Due to my living and financial situation, I don't have very much disposable income. I have about 3000 dollars of extra money per year.
I probably will not be able to invest more than that in a single year. Roughly 250 dollars a month.
Now, based on these figures, what broker should I use? Robinhood?

>>17441262
>until August of '45.
v day was in august of 45

V-E day is a different day

>>17441117
>>17441142

if i had a million dollars

the line about eating kraft dinner except with the fanciest ketchups including dijon ketchup

When is the bottom

>>17441278
>AAPL
TECL will give you leveraged appl exposure.

>>17440648
TMDX has wiped out all my gains from the past month, March 2nd it should go back up yes? I'm scared papa.

>>17441281
>>17441283
>>17441288
That's what I said! August. Geez.

>>17441285
if you're on a thin margin you should use an index fund of something like acorns

>>17441299
0

>>17441299
Tomorrow probably. For now anyways.

>>17441197
yeah they did that last night also and took a big shit this morning

>>17441278
SOXL, FNGU, TQQQ, definitely some TSLA and AAPL. Maybe throw in some WYNN for memes

These dem debates are so bad they're pumping the futures

desu it doesn't seem like the virus is going to spread much.
There's only 20 cases in the US not including the death princess. They're all first generation cases and still no evidence of people catching it from them. 6 have recovered
with an average 3-7 day incubation time we'd see some 2nd generations by now

>>17441311
Based

>>17441325
Fuck white people and way higher taxes, there’s your summary bro

literally no one does fundamental analysis anymore, with evidence by everyone on this thread, and that is literally all that matters, by vote has anyone here seen an income statement before?

I’m pretty sure the real tmdx anon left...
he went from being in the medical field to someone who works for/with the company? Wut?

Anyhow speculative stocks are taking a hit right now, and this is a small/micro cap spec relatively unknown to wallstreet.

>>17441348
Who?

How does XBI look? To an uneducated retard like myself it seems like it'll be coming up in the coming month.

>>17441351
can't wait for all you dipshits to blow up your accounts because you bought a $100 dollar because you thought someone would buy it for $101

>>17441268
>no fundamental economic change
>technology didnt go backwards
>companies aren't going bankrupt
>a few thousand people died from the flu in a third would country with over 1 billion people
This has been a massive exercise in market manipulation.

>>17441369
A hundred dollar dollar?

>>17441328
Gag order on cases. It’s here and spreading. It might not be that bad, but it’s definitely here.

newfag here
how fucked am i if i only use robinhood?
only playing with pennies here, make $14 an hour before the tax man rapes me, just investing a few hundred for now. is there any need to worry about it not being FDIC insured?

>>17441285
Jesus fucking christ don't listen to this retard here >>17441306 Acorns literally just steals your money through fees it's literally the least common denominator. Now no brokers charge commissions anymore so it is more important to pick a broker you like. I would recommend TDA or Schwabb or possibly Merrill Lynch if you already happen to bank with BofA. Now the second question is what do you think your tax bracket is now relative to what it will be when you retire. I would guess since you say you don't have much disposable income you should likely go with a Roth IRA. That way you pay taxes on money going in and never have to worry about tax again. Otherwise go with a traditional IRA. Now I'd recommend doing your own research but this should get you started.

>>17441285
pick 10-20 good stocks with decent dividends
in 20 years you can half a million if you are consistent

https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-portfolio?s=y&timePeriod=4&startYear=2000&firstMonth=1&endYear=2020&lastMonth=12&calendarAligned=true&initialAmount=1000&annualOperation=1&annualAdjustment=250&inflationAdjusted=true&annualPercentage=0.0&frequency=2&rebalanceType=3&absoluteDeviation=5.0&relativeDeviation=25.0&showYield=false&reinvestDividends=true&benchmark=VFINX&symbol1=QQQ&symbol2=RGLD&allocation2_3=5&symbol3=NEM&allocation3_3=5&symbol4=AWK&symbol5=AMT&symbol6=UNP&allocation6_3=10&symbol7=VLO&symbol8=BLK&allocation8_3=10&symbol9=CAT&symbol10=WM&symbol11=AAPL&allocation11_3=10&symbol12=T&allocation12_3=10&symbol13=KO&symbol14=DIS&symbol15=INTC&symbol16=JPM&symbol17=RGLD&symbol18=KR&symbol19=LMT&allocation19_3=10&symbol20=MCD&symbol21=MRK&allocation21_3=10&symbol22=MSFT&symbol23=PAAS&symbol24=MCD&symbol25=SO&allocation25_3=10&symbol26=SBUX&symbol27=NEM&symbol28=TSN&allocation28_3=10&symbol29=NLY&allocation29_3=10

>>17441378
yup, more people treat the stock market as a casino or form of entertainment rather than a place to take advantage of opportunities and deals , they typically talk in increments of under a month when it's been statistically proven that it's a 50/50 in that timeframe... their brains are underdeveloped, but hey the few of us that run this market like a business make the big bucks

>my only green thing is ONTX
I'm gonna sell it some day, honest, it's just my good luck charm right now.

>>17441406
>past performance dictates future results
Man plans...
>>17441411
What’re you even talking about? Just buy the dip.

>>17441350
He works for a transplant team who uses TMDX's systems to keep the organs alive.

>>17441400
Fidelity has no minimums on their mutual funds. Not sure about others, but it makes it easy to start investing even you only have a few dollars.

>>17441369
fundamentals are barely useful. the best performers have terrible cash flow but a meme product. every fundamental of TSLA is terrible except 5 year sales.
but no you're not the first to come to this thread bragging about muh dick

>>17441285
>>17441406
Sorry for DRIP and no fee's go with M1 until robinhood gets fractional shares

>>17441398
Just buy something like QQQ or SPY when you can afford it. Do your own research though. Do not start out trying to make money, start out by trying to KEEP your money.

>SPCE

TOP KEKE
you thought space flight was real?
NIGGA THIS AINT A DREAM

>>17441398
Robinhood is safe and easy to use for simple investing. For more complicated shit, there are much better brokerages.

happening cancelled
bottom in
https://www.lepoint.fr/societe/coronavirus-un-traitement-courant-contre-le-paludisme-montre-des-signes-d-efficacite-25-02-2020-2364420_23.php

>>17441454
>"The short study does not, however, quantify this difference in effectiveness."
Wow, it's literally nothing.

>>17441438
I wish Richard Branson would literally say this.

>>17441411
Just buy the dip idiot

>>17441328
Imagine believing any of this

>>17441454
Give me a summary bro I don’t read frog

>>17441495
>cremate body even if you survived
jesus christ

>>17441454
>chloroquinone
>Antimalarial

Get the fuck out of there

>>17441348
>funny mentals
Nothing but post and ad hoc rationalizations for whatever you want to believe. FA quit working long ago, to wit see Buffett's underperformance over the last 2 decades and he's the all time master at that shit. The market runs on memes and emotions most of which are written right on the chart in the form of price and volume action. That's what matters. Learn to react to what is. Stop trying to impress your beliefs onto the market cuz it doesn't care

>>17441426
>rail roads, smart phones / computers, electricity, houses, defense, gold and drugs
Yes

>>17441434
not trying to make short term money, just have money laying around because all i do is work, come home, smoke weed, play vidya, repeat.
rent free and all that...
so far buying some cheap weed stock, ford, did a disney one for my biggest stock so far, and some other cheapies hit from wuhan virus
>>17441451
my employer offered an employee stock purchase plan through etrade, whatever the lowest price it was all year than another 15% lower than that price, we could set a maximum of 10% of our pay towards that and of course i did, so far gonna be getting it at about $30 a share and it is at $48 a share currently, no restrictions on when i can sell it either, seemed like a win / win

>>17441285
Depends on your goals. If you’re looking to build up wealth towards your old age and retirement, absofuckinglutely listen to this guy:
>>17441400
>go with a Roth IRA
Yep. If you need the money you put in, you can withdraw it back out and pay no fees or anything. You only pay a fee if you need to withdraw your gains before you’re 65.5

You can use the gains without fees or taxes for a few select expenses, something like 10,000 towards your first home down payment, another 10 for college for you or your spouse or your kids. Stuff like that.

>sidebote:
I’m sick of typing all this out. Maybe we should start a pastebin for it, put it in the op, and just copypasta it whenever someone comes in and doesn’t check the OP.

>>17441454
Cramer is not saying buy here. Nibble maybe if you have a lot of cash on the side. Don’t buy the indices (oops I’m a retard) the semiconductors (I’m a double retard) banks or travel especially. Also the big health insurers are lava, though we’ll see after sanders debate performance tonight.

>>17441513
Gin n tonic is the best antimalarial. All you need. The reason any Brits survived their African campaigns.

>>17441438
>boomer thinks fundamentals matter when it comes to investing in a future multi trillion dollar industry
You do know they are backed by Boeing and Virgin, and own vertically integrated space manufacturing system, have NASA engineers, already completed 2 planes and a 3rd one over 50% complete, AND Branson is flying this summer?

>>17441363
I would wait until it shows signs of a comeback. Learn how to read charts.

The reason most of the people in this thread and amateur traders in general lose so much money is because they flail around trying to catch falling knives. Be patient and wait for the rebound before you invest.

>>17441426
also forgot
>food
Looks like these companies that have been around for decades selling essentials to living are going away.

>>17441561
quinine is the antimalarial, they mixed it with gin because, incredibly, gin was somehow less disgusting than quinine

>>17441551
I like a lot of the names there yeah. But you never know when a disruptive player will enter the space, or one of the good companies will fuck everything up.

Seriously how is no one talking about the action in LMT? A lot of my profits going up in smoke but goddamn it’s really getting cheaper as it drops.

futures dropping again

>>17441432
everyone who bought TSLA because of the fundamentals, including me, got rich though, and it will eventually retrace, it's just a matter of time

>>17441527
>FA quit working long ago
FA is the only thing proven to consistently work, because FA is the underlying asset you're owning, look at any weekly chart and tell me that FA doesn't work

>Buffett's underperformance over the last 2 decades
Buffett is holding cash like a pussy and isn't investing in the right companies because he's old and rigid

>>17441560
If you stop smoking weed, you will suddenly have a lot of money, and you could put that in the market.

>>17441578
I know it’s the quinine, I was just being cheeky

>>17441560
Check out triple leveraged ETFs like SOXL, TECL, FNGU, and UPRO. Just buy and relax. Easiest money you'll ever make if you can handle the volatility. Over the long term, index based 3x ETFs crush everything else and you don't have to worry about the fate of any individual company. If you believe the stock market will go up in the long term (it will) then 3x index ETFs are the best game in town

>>17441591
Nope they're fine. You're watching delayed numbers.

>>17441603
ok friend, I was being cheeky myself here drinking gin

>>17441562
>mfw Boeing and anyone

Someone shill me on snss pls

>>17441592
>bought TSLA because fundamentals
nice larp

>>17441612
Hey man
You’re alright

>>17441578
>>17441612
You boys are making me second guess my beverage choice tonight.
Quinine makes me sweat though.

>>17441606
Can I get more leverage on the 3x ETFs by buying calls on them 2 years out?

>>17441561
>don't buy the indexes
>don't buy semiconductors
You and Cramer are way off base. The best thing you can do right now is buy indexes and semis are getting hit the hardest with the Coronavirus dip which means they are extra low.

>>17441600
Not true, I worked on commercial farms a few times, I take a few hits at night before vidya then pass out when I’m coming down, vaporizing 3 year old bud, worst I do is buy edibles or some mids every now and then, only spending $150 a month on weed if that.
>>17441606
I don’t know if I can afford any of that, again only playing with pennies here, this what I got so far, my Robinhood account just verified today so yeah.
I will read about what you listed and see what is in my price range if any

>>17441588
it's not like i would be living under a rock, if i came across something that is going to disrupt any of these I would allocate it in. Just saying 10-20 good uncorrelated stocks is the way.
But yes food, smartphones, electricity, housing, gold, defense and drugs will never go away.

>>17441588
>Seriously how is no one talking about the action in LMT?
I'm watching it. I got stopped out on it last Thursday; tight stop as I had a feel about trouble brewing. That feel didn't stop me from going in on oil, which was a mistake, but here we are. Anyway, I will happily get back in on the LMT train when the getting looks good.

>>17441631
you realize it was oversold and everyone was like ITS GOING TO $10 SELL SELL like herd retards because they can't read a financial statement, again it's the only thing proven to consistently work, I have run backtests of every strategy in existence, they suck, TA sucks, except for a few basic ideas

Good thing im just a NEET who shitposts here like the rest of you guys, can you anons imagine being one of these retards who fell for the "invest in the stock market" meme?

>>17441573
>The reason most of the people in this thread and amateur trader
Oh look another dipstick who thinks he's Jordan Belfort and everybody else is a slobbering moron. You don't know shit buddy. Yeah, just wait for the rebound. Just time the market, dudebro.
Here in reality, nobody can time the market. Warren Buffett can't do it, Ray Dalio can't do it. The best you can do is cautiously buy on a day like this where the Dow has plunged. When it bounces, sell a little and buy more on the next plunge. But just keep buying into your position. Trying to time the bottom or even suggesting it is obnoxious in its hubris.

Buy?

>>17441761
Only if you want to die

>>17441651
He’s been dead right on this Rona thing though, telling everyone to take profits, that this rally was ignoring major problems, etc. his club thingy sold the banks, sold ATVI, AMD, NVDA sold a bunch of shit to raise cash this whole time. He sold the top in MA but I ignored it because I only have one share and wanted to buy more, not sell. Well I’m feeling stupid now. but suck on that, taxman!

The idea is that there will be number cuts and issues in both supply and demand and the group is only down like 10% after rallying 100%. It could still cool off considerably. And some might be bigger losers than others. There may be delays on this 5g rollout. Delays and numbercuts, the downside risk is not baked in.
Or thats what it sounds like to me.

I’m buying the largecap index SCHX because I’m 40% or so cash, and because the big names have the balance sheets and scale to survive. They’re bid up, but there’s reason for that.

>>17441692
except it wasn't the financial statements that told anyone it was going to keep going up.
it was the fact that they had a backlog of 3 million orders. reading statements is a waste of time

>>17440648
Well, I think it's actually because I'm going Manic, combined with a better diet and more water retention actually giving me energy instead of my usual 2 energy drinks and a single mchicken per day.
>>17440691
Search "supplements" or just "test" on craigslist. Or you can buy online.

>>17440134
It was mid 2019 iirc

>>17441497
>show to be effective in vitro
BUTTTTTTTT
>theyve been testing it on actual infected in china and "it just works"
>only 100 sample size so far
>500mg chloroquinone for 10 days
>helps significantly in treating the pneumonia effects of those infected with covid-19
sry m8 i can read it real fast, im just shit at putting it all together in english
they talk all backwards and fucking stupid

but whoever the fuck makes chloroquinone
brand in the article is astral pharmaceuticals

>>17441513
you havent heard?
theyve been throwing all kinds of different drugs at it to see what helps
ebola drugs, AIDS drugs, watever
antimalaria drugs was one of the things those docs in india were using
apparently this one in france seems to be more effective than the rest. study came out a while ago, but china tested in 10 seperate hospitals across hubei, and all seem to be impressed with it. admittedly tiny sample size, but any news could give us a pop
were down fucking like 7% in two fucking days
every retard and their drunk mom is short rn
KILL
GORE
MAIM
RIP
TEAR

>>17441561
LOOK AT ME
IM THE REAL JIM CRAMER NOW FAGGOT
BUY

>>17441830
I j-just listen to the podcast man

>>17441724
lmao nice cope

hurrr durrr what are buy signals? xD price fall me buy now

>>17440761
pd.to_datetime(df, format="%Y-%m-%dT%hh:%mm:%ss-<whatever the timezone formatter is>"). I'm most certainly getting the time formatter incorrect but basically pass in the df (or just index it) and the format string and pandas will do the rest.

>>17441850
>he doesn’t into buy the dip

>China’s workers aren’t rushing back to work. Metro lines and railroads in and out of China’s tier 1 and tier 2 cities remain at 85% below that of where they were a year ago.

http://archive.is/lhJG3

GORO is going to fucking moon

>>17441878
>posting the archive link

GOD BLESS THIS POSTER

>>17441642
Anyone?

Is it smart to check the price of tqq calls every day and see if I can get lucky to find a day when people are feeling bearish plus implied volatility is low to get some cheap leaps? Or is implied volatility not important on long expiry options?

>>17441194
I think hes referring to if I had a million dollars talking about eating fancy dijon

>>17441642
>Can I get more leverage on the 3x ETFs by buying calls on them 2 years out?
Yes. The easiest way to calculate implied leverage on an option is multiply the underlying by the delta and divide by the price of the option. If you are going to buy options on leveraged ETFs though I'd suggest getting the option on the unleveraged version. So instead of TQQQ go for QQQ. An example for QQQ which has a share price of $216.16 is the December 16th 217 call is priced at $29.82 with a delta of 0.6488.
So 216.16*0.6488/29.82 is 4.7. If you buy that call your effective leverage is 4.7x instead of the 3x you would get with TQQQ. If you go for a higher strike price or a closer expiration the leverage will obviously be higher.
>>17441806
Interesting. I'll check Cramer out then. I just figured he was another blowhard with a tv show
>>17441850
Not cope but TA serves one singular decent purpose. Almost every indicator keeps noobs who otherwise can't get out of their own way from buying high and selling low. Other than that they are no better than just "buying the dip" which as it turns out is a hell of a lot better than selling the dip and buying the pump, two things most noobs would be wont to do without the help of the guiding meme lines. To put it bluntly almost every single indicator in existence can be reduced to making sure people don't buy high and sell low. The minute you figure that out is when you start trading naked charts and get out of babby tier mode cuz you won't need the training wheels anymore.

>>17441886
It's going to moon about the same time you jump there from earth

>>17440134
>-50% is when I'm buying back in
That's extremely greedy. You should start cost averaging in at -20% with your doomsday thesis.

>>17441898
speaking of this in regards to >>17441830 >>17441454
if you find who is producing this shit, pastebin the ticker ffs
i swear you guys are retarded sometimes. this site is fucking half bots and crawlers and shit

>>17442002
im strapped in

>>17441606
>just buy 3x ETF and relax
>what is decay

>>17441997
>So 216.16*0.6488/29.82 is 4.7. If you buy that call your effective leverage is 4.7x instead of the 3x you would get with TQQQ. If you go for a higher strike price or a closer expiration the leverage will obviously be higher
Does this end up being better due to the triple leveraged ETF getting fucked by periods of crabbing?

>>17441815
any person with half a brain speculating on the future value of TSLA would have seen the margin at those prices, and the fact that they have a huge economic moat in their industry only built confidence for accumulators

and if you're looking at quarterly statements, you're a literal retard

>>17441941
IV doesnt swing very wildly on leaps because theyre...
well theyre leaps. who gives a fuck about short term action over years?

>>17441830
fuck this shit i'm just drinking some benadryl and pepsi

>>17442050
benadryl makes my head feel flat desu
unless you take like 10 of them
but then theres just spiders fucking everywhere

Short gm and F?

>>17442080
Yes like 5 months ago

>>17441282
Why do I have to remind people in every thread that TESLA has made revenue in only 4 quarters of the last 10 years!

>>17442125
>>17442125
>>17442125

NEW
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>>17442125
>>17442125
>>17442125

>>17442029
>what is decay
Something very destructive if you try to hold any commodity based leveraged ETFs hence why I specified index based ones. Take SOXL, a notorious example volatility wise. SOXL crabbed for the entire incipient 3 years of its existence with many dips and bounces of over 70%. You would think volatility decay would have killed your gains. Yet, despite this, and including those first 3 years and many large dips after, it outperformed SPY 30x to 2x. Volatility decay is a real thing and must be respected but it is not something that should scare you away from leveraged ETFs as long as they are based on an equities index or large sector.
The best way to research is to backtest an ETF in question over a long timeframe and see for yourself how the performance compares. Index based leveraged ETFs have been simulated over many decades and TQQQ, UPRO, SOXL, et al vastly outperform their underlying and the overall market. And if that's not good enough you can just open a futures account and get 3x leverage or whatever you want and avoid the rebalancing altogether.

>>17440383
k retard, the US economy always goes up. if you had a brain you would just put your money into established big cap companies and forget about it for 10 or 20 years and when you ar eready to withdraw it will magically be 6-8 times more than what you started with

>>17442043
>literal retard
Look i'm new to this shit ok but say I wasn't looking at quarterly statements but rather Elons promise that the company would start turning a profit in 2018? What about the fact that the billions of debt the company owes is only serviceable because of record low interest rates and if he got hit with 10% or whatever the company would be fucked?

>>17442139
i feel like the whole "LOLE imma buy and hold 3x leveraged ETFs forfuckingever" tier bullshit is a fault of both the federal reserves "endless summer" from 09 to 16 or whatever, and the absolute mongoloid ledditors who were triple short the fucking VIX for years at a time

both of these things breed absolute raw fucking meat for the market
so many sneaky things one can do rebalancing those leveraged ETFs things to just absolutely obliterate any retard who holds them long term, unless of course the market just goes autopilot str8 up for like 7 or 8 years

>>17442195
those nasty ass convertibles are due in 2022 too
people cant into fixed income
can u spell dilushun?

>>17441328
wow you dumb. i bet you believe everything "authorities" tell you

>>17442043
you just called everyone retards for not reading financial statements then you just called them retards for reading them.
dumb faggot larper like the rest, can't even keep your story straight from one post to the next

>>17442197
You are wrong. See >>17442291

>>17442213
tesla is going to make convertibles?
fucking rad
BULLISH

>>17442316
im aware how futures work
im talking more about the laundry list of other 3x inverse leveraged ETFs that waddle around or decay rapidly

there used to be some funky ways (since regulated) that hedges could make DOSH off that stuff. i remember some dude came on here wasted as fuck like 3 years ago and explained it all. used to have the archive. it was really interesting

point is, 2x leverage is more or less all you wanna do if youre trying to do the buy and hold meme with those things. especially in a market where the VIX isnt like 8 for half a decade. imo the 3x ones should only really be used defensively, for short term action. but way too many retail fags nuke themselves on those things. ESPECIALLY the inverse ones

>>17442443
I agree on inverse ETFs and have only used them very sparingly and for very short holding periods. I also mostly agree with the thing about 2x rather than three particularly if you're just letting it ride. I hold SOXL, TECL, FNGU, and SPXL but I closely monitor the positions and the overall market.

>>17442443
Fuck man if you could dig that archive up and link it in the next thread I'd really like to read it

>>17442504
it was lost somewhere in the digital library of alexandria

dude was rather vague, and like i said, really drunk/coked up
but he was talking a LOT of shit, and seemed to know the score

you may be able to find it on like waruso if youre feeling particularly autistic about it. iirc it was maybe a month or so after volpoccalypse (so i guess only 2 years ago)

>>17442559
I don't recognize you but you've been around that long?

>>17442628
yea
this is the only part of this botnet thats worth anything anymore imo (even still, i dare not post tickers or positions on here, which kinda ruins a lotta the fun desu). /smg/ is just another valuable news crawler in the toolkit as far as im concerned. plus its not like i can talk about this kind of stuff to anyone i know irl.
but jannies are always banning my IP ranges so i dont come around much anymore.
also fuck google and how they crank up the captchas by a factor of 10 for proxys. plus they take waaaaay longer to load. awful cunts

i know i know
>buy a pass
that cunt gets none of my shekels
you can call it petty. i call it principal
that 4chan gold account shit used to be a meme here for ages.
then the madlad actually went and did it
and people fucking bought it
insane

>>17442789
Ohhhh you're Mr. Teh?
>buy a pass
eh I'm sure theres a free way around it.

>>17443014
i feel like such a fag for ever using a trip desu
i only used it for a couple weeks too, mostly to shitpost, as /biz/ was insane back then during the crytpo bull (and almost no moderation at all, as they had given up. awesome).

most of the other very occasional times were to prove i wasnt a bot, but id just use the proud 5% shareholder in UVXY one, or one of my mike tyson ones

trips are kinda pointless imo. its pretty easy to recognize the people you know ITT. and its then safe to assume that 90% of everyone else is a some cunt trying to shill you their bags.
even after months of not being on here i can always pick out sundown or nikkei immediately.

>eh I'm sure theres a free way around it.
man, if you find a way to crack google captcha reliably youd be rolling in it. most "reliable" method currently, as far as i know, is pajeets that get paid a penny per captcha

a thoroughly satanic bit of code