/biz/ - Business & Finance

BULLISH

>>17417637
for crypto

RECOVERY SOON

BUY CALLS

SELL GOLD

UMA

lol spce earnings tomorrow LOL

BUY CISCO

(Maybe?)

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/cisco-unleashes-thanos-in-hopes-for-a-radical-simplification-of-security-software-2020-02-24

>>17417656
watch it moon for no reason

No matter what I do, I can only make money going long

BERAS GANG
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G
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>>17417645
>Thinking crypto has any sort of correlation to the traditional market
Kek'd, this guy

Buy kokies.

Can someone explain puts and calls? More so what all the numbers mean?

SDGR conference tomorrow.
talking to germans about how their product will make better cars and stuff.

>Sell my gold and silver stuff at a nice profit, waiting for more info about the situation
>Account value instantly drops by a huge amount
>Wonder why
>Remember I have to pay taxes
I HATE IT I HATE IT

Corona wont burn out in China till at least April. Sell and buy SPY/QQQ puts for March. The economic impact hasn't even begun.

>>17417676
same way gold does anon

>>17417662
oh undoubtedly

>lost revenue?
>increasing debt?
>no profits?

+50%

ATTENTION:

Manulife Financial stocks are ON SALE right now get them while you can. This company is literally too big to fail.

FUCK TRIPS

GUYS MY GOLD GAINS ARE GONE

The current coronavirus fatality rate of those under 50 is 0.5% and people are panicking. Really?

It's nothing. The problem is people and governments overreacting not the virus. Stop shutting down entire fucking cities over a mild virus. REEE

>>17417704
That only means that it will be MORE profitable in the future!

>>17417656
>>17417662
>>17417704
Watch everyone sell the news

give it all you got bears, you aren't fooling anybody and uncle powell is going to call your margin in the morning.

> SPCE recovered 10% from opening
> call options are literally the only thing keeping my portfolio in the green

No brakes on the rocket train.

>>17417694
bought some more shares of SDGR this morning before it hit the high.

What's going to happen to the market when all the leaders in Europe are infected?

http://archive.is/u8rdN

>>17417718
RECOVERY IMMINENT

>>17417733
checked and capped.
can't wait to see the pink tomorrow

guys.....
is KO okay?

>>17417699
True. But right now the only thing I have left is Nikkei puts.
I fear that we will see a small bounce tomorrow, because people are buying back in at the "bottom" though. Wednesday will be the next sell off and then we will see some chaos.

Thats my plan at least. Not sure enough to invest in it right now though.

>>17417676
to be honest, more often than it not... it actually does seem like it has an inverse correlation. april will be the test whether or not that is true, with the repo drying up mere weeks before bitcoin halves, think its suspiciously coincidental in of itself. but truthfully, i think it's wise to at least hedge between both markets, especially if you're playing the long game

>>17417761
No. We are all going to die

>>17417761
nope everyone loves pepesi now

>>17417722
There's a draft vaccine already, undergoing animal testing.
The problem is that OUTSIDE of china there are murmurings of a new mutation, specifically in Italy and South Korea thus spooking the market; both countries have issued new travel restrictions on their populace.

Is it a good idea to short gamestop?

>>17417749
this is going to be interesting to see. given his political importance, what happens to the rest of the countries. no one anyone can keep ignoring this. shit might actually get real in terms of countries shutting down borders completely.

>>17417718
YOU DIDN'T LISTEN
YOU COULD'VE LISTENED
YOU CHOSE OTHERWISE

So whats the plan for tonight and tomorrow?

Nikkei is going to town with huge losses.
Gold and silver will stall, watching the situation.

oh yeah, SNSS up today again. fuck i love making easy money while the rest of the retard pack is buying SPY/QQQ/DOW and shit lmfao

>>17417811
Gold and silver will drop, the panic buying has suddenly spiked them way above their actual value.

Buy BNS puts. This bank is retarded and going down the shitter. I posted about it on the weekend. Buy the longest dated puts you can, Q4 earnings might be good because they didn't pay anybody bonuses (including executives) but this bank 100% will be insolvent by 2022.

THE MARKET MUST SURVIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvt1NSBg-Ow

Whatever happened to the Xaviers school discord?

>>17417785
Yeah like 2 years ago lol

>>17417811
Just buy gold puts like 6 weeks out, unless the world is actually ending (it isn't) then gold will pull back once the market calms down.

I ONLY HAVE 2K SNSS SHARES SHOULD I BUY MORE??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

shill me some solid dividend stocks with better than 5% yield

markets are going to drop all week

dont be an idiot and "buy the dip"

Here comes fresh lows

Flipped 500 shares of SPCE from 35 -> 35.50. That volatility was just too juicy not to capitalize on. Imagine holding into Tuesday.

Gold is a savage market. Can't you fucks give my old man one sustained week of happiness

>>17417688
Literally right as I got to this post...
You cant explain that.

>>17417761
>>17417768
>>17417779
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

all in PEPcoin
Fiat is dead

>>17417823
>actual value
See pic

>>17417860
based. we havent even begun the dip

The God Move has been made

Please pump sqqq for the rest of the week so I can sell thursday or friday and then market rebound after that gonna need a miracle to get my head back over water. I was up 16K on the 17th and now i'm down 7K just end my life i'm never touching options again

Why aren’t you in SNAP yet?

Is the food chad an actual strategy or is it just a meme

>>17417785
Someone on here suggested a 3/6/20 put which so far seems to be doing great while the market is down but its chump change with the DOW on -3%.
Its not expensive to do a longer-term put but I see no indicator that it will go completely bust this year, GME just refuses to fucking die.

>>17417737
i paniekd and sold other shit to buy more SDGR as it hit the high thinking i was missing out the moon and now im down.

i bought SDGR last week under $30 for nice comfy gains which i sold on friday thinking it would drop but somehow it keeps climbing and i know its going to be a winner so im debating cashing out of all holdings and going all in
anyone else here EUO for euro short? get in now, its a lagger but in a week when italy is on lockdown and they close all the trains across europe youre gonna wish you did

>>17417733
They will try.

>>17417857
i was surprised it went up today

>>17417896
It was free money when they lowered interest rates

I never post in these because the stock market is designed to go up forever but i must remind you of that today. Zoom out. Its only ever gone up. The stock market is Bull Territory bobo fag. You'll findout soon enough. Best run on back to shorting shitcoins.

>>17417860
oh shit i bought the dip today... will the knife at least be hot so i don't feel pain?

>>17417858
here's a thing.

>>17417925
so is KHC a no go now?

>>17417928
but the more money you make on small peaks and valleys the more you can reinvest into the total picture for long term gains

>>17417879
It gonna be a steeeeeee-rike :OO

Will SDGR go up tomorrow?

>>17417950
yes

guys is the market ever going up again or is that it

>>17417928
>Not being pure greedy and trying to flip the dip for massive gains.

>>17417950
i'm setting my sell for $60

>>17417899
Sorry im new to all of this. What is a 3/6/20 put?

And read this screenshotted thread. Some anon said his dad is a jewish bankruptcy lawer and GameStop will go bankrupt this year

>>17417823
I think "drop" is too much. More like dip.
Especially if SPY only crabs tomorrow and stops the free fall.

Gold is never overvalued. Its an almost worthless shiny rock, but it has exactly the value people give to it because it is so stable.
>>17417887
I was. They just crabbed and never really showed they were able to monetize their user base.
The one thing I am eyeing right now is FB and their 2 billion WhatsApp user base. Imagine just 1 small ad for every person, once a day. Literally free money.
>>17417850
Not doing that. I do not bet against the Chinese, the mouse, the house or gold. >>17417955
Thats it. Most of the people here are already dead from corona or suicide

SELL SELL SELL

>>17417936
KHC detached from food chad because fundamentals
CPB, GIS, SJM, these are good stocks, KHC is value stock you have to bet on turnaround

Hope you bought the Microsoft Dip

Tomorrow.

DONT GET STUCK ON A SINKING SHIP

who else managed to stay in the green

fuck the intraday Dow is pure meme
>bounce between vwap bands
>repeat
>that's it

>>17418010
almost there, if fucking KO WILL GET ITS SHIT TOGETHER FUUUUUUUUCK

>>17418026

>>17418010
Here
Obviously a bear though. Did a bull manage it? Maybe some niche biomemes were not affected

attention all retards
it is time to long oil
report back to me in a week

>>17418041
that's a hot rock, but i'm think it'll pay off.
surely the recession won't be THIS year, r-r-right?

>>17417617
unedited source of image?

10 mins left to sell SPCE. It will plummet tomorrow.

>>1741783

No one knows?

Is everyone here a newfren?

>>17418050
I have mostly industrial stocks, I did dump NAK to buy more GORO at the bottom though.

ALRIGHT BOYS

Is gold going to open higher or lower tomorrow?

>>17417694
some kraut buddy of mine was saying that a continued asian shutdown of production would negatively effect the german auto industry
something about them getting some of their parts from china
worth looking into

SELL EVERYTHING YOU STUPID FUCKS

>>17417857
You already know the answer, anon

>>17417718
https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/gold-suddenly-hammered-multi-billion-dollar-sale

>>17418050
fucked up trying to catch the bottom on this guy which was nerve racking because it had such sporadic volume. was being too cautious and missed every bus.
would have been deep in the green if not for fud

>>17417834
I want to play some Frostpunk now

>>17418082
Well gold enthusiasts tell me that gold is the only real money so I guess gold's value is always the same, it's weight in gold?

>>17417962
I can read your picture made for reddit.
No economic indicator says they're on the road to bankruptcy, at least compared to Sears and Blue Apron; they have the same poor cashflow issues, same management problem sand thus same risk of bankruptcy but even those companies and GME can still borrow out the nose to keep themselves afloat. I don't see GME going bankrupt but at least they'll remove their dividends.

>>17418084
all i need is hype to ride it to $60.
i have no ambitions of making SDGR a shelter from the storm.

>>17418082
Lower. See >>17417762

>>17418076
Goro dropped today though. Any reason why?
>>17418095
>Playing Chinese stocks
Brave

>>17418050
SPCE and PLUG.
Memes are real.

>>17417718
told ya
thats what happens in a sustained panic
people selling stock en masse means buying USD en masse
USD spiking will crush spot price of all commodities

Let's bounce at 9103.5 NQ, gogo

Don't buy the dip yet, it will go down for another 2 days, grab it up then.

Trust me

>>17418116
Almost everything dropped. People get scared. Just keep buying it on sale and you'll stay in the green overall.

Hopefully you fags picked up some puts on the mid day spike

>>17418136
Maybe tomorrow. Sold all my gold calls so I am no longer Afraid of lacking diversification here

3 mins to sell SPCE, WHO WANTS TO RISK HOLDING THE BAGS, reveal yourselves.

Tomorrow we crash

>>17418134
why would it?
so much of the shit thats needed to produce tech comes from asia
while were still waiting to see if this gets really out of hand in yurop, theres no doubt that asian production will be crippled for the foreseeable future

So why wasn't I allowed to sell until the good goy hours, after all the insiders had already dumped during (((after hours))). Of course the price flatlines once we get into the REAL trading hours.

What a fucking scam.

>>17418154
yep bought into some extra UK puts

>>17418134
Let's reject and go to 9003.* Had 2 beers for dinner and mistyping this badly. Damn, sad.

>>17418116
hey that's like three 20% fluctuations in a day, on major chinese pharmaceutical provider FOR china with a good uptrend.
might be a better look than APT or LAKE going forward.
worth looking into and keeping an eye on i think, at least i plan to.
but then again i'm retarded so yeah.

Today is October 16, 1987

>>17418170
/r/ing that one pic of trading long every day vs trading long every AHs

>>17418185
jesus christ fuck off tyler.

What's the minimum age to buy stock in CT?

My VXX calls are saving me from bleeding anymore, I can sleep well tonight

oh fuck guys, i'm red.

>>17418010
Me, somehow

>>17418163
am i missing something.
it says earnings are tomorrow

>>17418189
it's 2020. Bitcoin stays open 24 hours. Somehow some kikes get after hours trading. But fucking Robinhood is useless of course.

I'm fucking pissed. Everyone knew the virus was a big deal but the markets just had to act like they were fine last week. Boomers really are asleep at the wheel.

I bought puts on alibaba today like a retard, how fucked am I?

+17.29%

Absolutely great day.

*ERRRRR*

Looks like I'm in the green (for the month).

well well well the ppt are all fucking ded

Now watch futs go limit down

>>17418228
the AH game is a HUGE part of the scam
theres no way it would ever transition to around the clock

>>17417962
>What is a 3/6/20 put?
Just a put that expires on March 6, 2020.

BASED AH SAVES THE KO CLAN AGAIN!!

Just entering a period of optimism before we reach the new paradigm.

>>17417785
It's a fucking terrible idea. I'm not saying that going long is necessarily a good idea but shorting gme is dumbfuck retarded. Short interest is already 100%. Shorting fee is 10-20% and unlimited to the upper side.

Tomorrow will be a green day. Bears are far too uppity for this to not be the bottom.

Was expecting -80% today

I feel untouchable

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 1.80%, not as bad as it could have been. Hands shakey from the phenylethylamine I parachuted to really pump up my lunch break trading. Threw out a surprisingly not risky buttorfly on VXX, no covvie sells 2day unfortunately. Smol average down on QYLD, holding off for the big buy. So much bowling ball I don't want to say, more than I've ever had b4 combined. Today reminded me why I come here, I love the stock market :3

STOP
FUCKING
SELLING

daily damage

>>17417617
https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/02/24/1989215/0/en/Cocrystal-Pharma-Inc-Announces-License-Agreement-with-Kansas-State-University-Research-Foundation-for-Norovirus-and-Coronavirus-Antiviral-Compounds.html
>COCP up 166% today

>>17418290
Should have just taken my SPCE gain last week and went all cash but nope, had to double down on shit

SHAK getting D E S T R O Y E D

>>17418285
Walked past a gamestop the other day

These niggas were open but the lights were off literally trying to save cash in the most pathetic way

>>17417962
youre way too fucking retarded to be trading long options amigo
stop

>>17418110
You are a miserable faggot who fails to see the true value of SDGR in the long run. This shit is going to have a run like Tesla. Fucking AI designing medicine and shit.

For those interesting in 3D printing sector for whatever reason. Although not that interesting with the storm this week.

SSYS and DDD will report this week on Wednesday after close. DDD Just lost their CEO to retirement and SSYS just picked up a new CEO recently.

I have no predictions on earnings for either company and am long DDD for the long term.

>>17418228
I think the news is basically going to run with "Corona so scary here are some Asians wearing masks! Wowwie Tom so scary how can I make my family scared at home? Well Katie tell them to be scared.."

Then next week is scheduled "oh here is Doctor Bob to make us not so scared. Bob? Hur durr Im a doctor masks are doo doo wash your hands and it aint the bad unless you are 80, asmatic or literally a baby."

Que scheduled recovery and then after that is big boy recession time after people think they timed the market.

>>17418290
How do I put this lightly?
portfolio is now:
30% food,
30% dogs of the Dow
30% Bowl America

>>17418271
Oh I know. I'm just pissed because I was about to cash my entire portfolio out last week. I stopped myself because I thought the markets already took the virus into account and just no longer cared. Unbelievable that they're this fucking slow and disconnected.

I'm down $20 just fucking kill me

>>17418326
could be, but it has some spikes coming in its life cycle and i don't see the point of holding red lines

>>17418338
Honestly, just get the virus, live. Let your immune system work. Fucking easy.

>>17418358
>tfw $24

You are now aware that the market is mongering fear for cheapies

Theyre very motivated to capitalize on the fear potential here, the cheaper they can drive prices the better for them

>>17418290
BIG DAY in my SMOL BOY account!

>phenylethylamine
Gimme da nootropic pill and skip and memes like DXM

>>17418350
Christy that’s a lot of balls
Mine mustve been too low so I didn’t get in on your guys till session

>>17418358
Whatever dude I'm down over $100 today for the third fucking day in a row.

>>17418352
it did take into account coronvirus last month.

but now that its dragging on and no certain end to it yet, the market is reacting to new information about it.

>>17418376
problem is every infectious disease expert is saying the same shit about very high chance of global pandemic.

>>17418010
was way in the green 4 hours ago, then all my gains dissipated as gold collapsed. im going to keep holding though, this was just a test but normie MSM is going to be full of corona coverage in europe and elsewhere. corona is just getting stoarted boys.

>>17418388
It's already a global pandemic, why they aren't calling it that is confusing to me. Maybe trying to prevent panic? It is absolutely a global pandemic by now though.

>>17418352
>Unbelievable that they're this fucking slow and disconnected.
not really
ive been following this virus rather closely for months
part of the reason its gotten so out of control is because of how unreasonably slow and silently it gets passed around.
plus, most have been listening to WHO **who gets 1/3rd of their funding from CCP** and the like, who have been trying desperately to save face for their slanteyed overlords, and doing little else
most medical professionals have been trying to compare this virus to other known viruses.

theres a reason the word "novel" is at the front of the viruses name
historical data means shit all here

>>17418383
One day this chink flu will end

>>17418041
we cant drink coke if we have bat flu

We really need to post our losses more. Looking at the posts here very few got caught in that dump and we all make profits every single day apparently.


>>17418290
20% up with my invested money
Was not too much, since I was not sure enough for bigger moves. Still one of the best days ever
>>17418314
Memes giveth and memes taketh away

>>17418395
Buy gold and sell your calls as market stabilises Tues-Wed, then brace for a big drop.

>>17418376
Okay, thanks for pointing that out. Now keep selling.

>>17418338
Yeah that sounds about right.
The news already shifted from "NOTHINGBURGER" to "it is statistically likely that you will catch the virus". Think about that. They're finally admitting the truth.

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2020/02/covid-vaccine/607000/

>But most people will be fine
Viruses can (and likely will with this reproductive rate) mutate. People are going to get scared and stop showing up to work. I hope every kike that said this was nothing gets executed while their children are raped in front of them.

>>17418401
I still think there's a good chance this thing has already reached it's peak and we're going to be fine.

Took QQQ put profits at the close and letting SQQQ roll for the foreseeable future. We /bearmarket/ soon

>>17418086
this. sell everything and buy bear leveraged ETFs, same shit from today is going to happen tomorrow. markets will drop on open after normies go home tonight and get scared of coronavirus stories

>>17418418
why would post my failures on a vietnamese basketweaving forum?
I come here to shitpost and brag about how much better I am at this than you people

my HPQ calls
:)

>>17418290
Could have been worse

>>17418350
You still refuse to trade the banks? Been damn near a year since the curve dance.

I’m looking at Blackstone and getting itchy... Goldman... BAC...

>>17418414
Factually incorrect
You’ll drink the cola

>>17418426
You are a very sick man.

>>17418318
Yes, they will die sooner or later but no company goes straight to 0. Most of their stores are still cashflow positive and their "losses" are goodwill write offs. This will be a fugly year for gme but most of it is priced in. How their revenue reacts to the next console cycle will determine if gme will go to 20+ before it goes to 0 or not. Shorting can give you +100% at most but at the current shorting fee you have to pay 15% per year to hold your short position while gme will be around at least for 2 more years. They also own 70 mio worth of real estate. It was a good short a few years ago and it will be in 1 or 2 years but definitely not now.

>>17418428
27 incubation period was confirmed recently. That's
It hasn't even begun. A month of you spreading the virus before you show a single sign.

Wrap your mind around this one. Because you're watching history unfold.

I have only 2 digit money, should I all-in to a stock?

>>17418061
Why does oil go up in value during a pandemic? Some of the studies I read on pandemic risk talked about oil price rising, but they don't explain why.

What are the chances the virus contaminates the coke syrup?

All of my options will expire worthless I bet, both the calls and puts I hedged with. Just watch as the market bounces back but without the companies I bought options on and everything I bought puts on hits ATH and new-paradigm tier growth.

>>17418478
Coke syrup is basically caustic acid, I doubt anything could survive in it before it's diluted.

>>17418468
The idea that this is going to kill everybody is a misnomer. Look at the nothinburger SARS turned into. Yawn, wake me up when the market opens tomorrow.

>>17418337
can I 3d print money?

I dun feel so gud frens

>he didn’t buy 6 week out gold puts
Ngmi

>>17418478
as of rn the only confirmed cases in US are all from diamond princess ship
18 last i checked. all in quarantine
so low, for now

>>17418494
bought calls on*

>>17418379
phennyethy is really odd, you get like 3 minutes of MDMA jumpy-pulsy, then like 10 minutes of adderall, then you feel like a skeleton who's being forced to live against your will by an evil wizard. I only needed that little burst to spam spreads on ToS kekkies

>>17418458
sorry for wanting to punish those who are causing a second holocaust. Guess that makes me evil if I want to prevent total collapse.

LYING ABOUT THE VIRUS MEANS YOU HAVE BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS. Fucks sakes DO NOT let them get away with this once it all blows over. Names and addresses, people. Names and addresses.

>>17418494
If it makes you feel better, i'm right there with you on AMD

>>17418520
>second holocaust
sounds awesome, kill yourself schizo

>>17418097
I'll allow it

>>17418520
just wash your hands and wear a mask you fucking faggot retard

>>17418458
I used to enjoy trading banks but now its too much extra homework,
also I have BAC shares from like 2011 gift

>>17418501
this surpassed SARS already you fucking drone. And those are just the official party numbers.

Mr. Ciovagglio no! Don't be frightend!

The 2% mortality rate is something like .1% for strong males and 20% for the elderly

I, for one, am excited for the great boomer die off.

>>17418526
I have made literally no money this month, I stayed out until the fucking 19th, and then lost $300 in 3 days, I figured the virus was priced in and bough back in on Wednesday, then market crashes on Thursday because it turns out China's entire economy being stalled for 2 weeks WAS NOT ENOUGH to concern anyone until right before I bough. I could not have had worse timing if I tried.

>>17418545
You have to factor in there are more people alive today than when sars impacted the planet. Life goes on, and as they say, this is fine.

Do you think

China solved the problem

or

China wants the economy to get back to work so every business in the country doesn't default and is therefore lying

What gold stock do I buy or cheapie stock do I short if I think the market will go completely tits up tomorrow? Bearish movements + RH kids getting off work will destroy this market in time.

>>17418290
Up 3.06% because SNSS is unstoppable.

>>17418553
>in Hubei Province, the epicenter of the outbreak, the death rate reached 2.9%; in other provinces of China, that rate was just 0.4%. In addition, older adults have been hit the hardest. The death rate soars to 14.8% in those 80 and older; among those ages 70 to 79, the COVID-19 death rate in China seems to be about 8%; it’s 3.6% for those ages 60 to 69; 1.3% for 50 to 59; 0.4% for the age group 40 to 49; and just 0.2% for people ages 10 to 39. Nobody 9 and under has died of this coronavirus to date.
https://www.livescience.com/new-coronavirus-compare-with-flu.html

>>17418563
Uff

Fuck off commie bear kikes.

>>17418541
IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT MYSELF. IM WORRIED ABOUT THE OLD FUCKS THAT RUN THIS WORLD AND WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN WHEN THEY ALL SUDDENLY DROP.

it's in Italy. It could be in the Vatican right now. Do you have any idea what would happen if the Pope got infected?

Whatever. Thanks for the money I guess. I came in here to rant about 4% losses which is literally nothing as of now.

>>17418537
you first /pol/tard

>>17418472
Yeah choose a penny stock. SNSS is a good one if you want to meme with the boys in smg.

>>17418571
China's economy literally can't collapse it's completely rigged. But every other economy now being hit by this thing is starting to come apart at the seams.

>>17418584
Yes i was describing that report but in a very loose way

I wasnt lying

>>17418597
>Do you have any idea what would happen if the Pope got infected?
he's not even the real pope, the real one retired to go fuck kids.

>>17418580
are you trading options or shares with SNSS?

>>17418616
Wrong. It can and will collapse.

>>17418571
or
China is preparing a major stimulus to make up for the loss and is prepared to throw bodies and money at the virus until it stops being a major concern.

Down $20, but it's a small price to pay in exchange for the fall of the Communist Party of China.

well only lost 4% of my main portfolio today
my IRA is down 2% today

we are all going to make it.

>>17418520
Honest questions:
How much of your time do you spend on /pol/, and how much of that time is in /cvg/?
How does raping children prevent a collapse?

>>17418552
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I LITERALLY BOUGHT THE DIP
THIS IS BIG TIME RED FLAG
I do appreciate him being honest though, for those of us who can’t afford his services.

>>17418625
>he dons't'd know who the real pope is

AAAAAAAAAAA Fucking stocks, I started with them after crypto thinking they would be more stable, fuck you ALLLLLL!!!! AAAAAAAA

friendly reminder to never be optimistic ever again

>>17418580
Did you manage to sell your SPCE?

>>17418634
>chinks try to do a bank run
>People's Liberation Army just machine guns them all down
>chink companies start defaulting
>Communist Party of China just robs people's bank accounts to cover them
>Yuan starts falling
>Party just pegs the currency artificially strong like they always do
You can't bet against the Chinese economy.

>>17418683
lmao, same

>>17418512
>he didn’t buy UVXY and VXX puts 1 month out
Ngmi

>>17418684
My equity depends upon one last pump before a collapse so I can break even selling, then I'm never bulling ever again.

>>17418635
Or

Widespread civil unrest ensues in China as the government forces people back to work and infections begin to surge again, this time in Beijing.

>>17418597
Lmao you’re mad as fuck
You know you’re mentally ill, right? Kys

>>17418651
Stopped going on /pol/ around the 2016 election. Idk what /cvg/ is im usually in /smg/ and some crypto threads.

Raping their children?
It's divine punishment. If you were 1/10th as smart as you think you are you'd realize I'm being hyperbolic.

But the elites should still die (in public) for causing the virus to spread. Public executions need to come back but that's another topic.

insider here, just got off the phone with Jack Ma [ We play Uno at the local country club every sunday ]

tomorrow everything is filling the gap back to ATH

>>17418127
>USD spiking will crush spot price of all commodities
why?or how?
>>17418251
jealous

>>17418661
I think you mean “whomst”
This man has very sad eyes. I bet he’s seen some shit. Done some shit. I don’t want to know. Don’t even tell me.

>>17418543
Nice gift
Actual gift?
V cool that your family is so stockpilled on stocks. Mine just knows how to spend money.
>>17418519
That sounds AWFUL
You use TOS instead of the hood? Guess I’ll Finally check it out once I’ve crossed the other shit off my to do list (never)

>>17418683
Funnily enough I learned a lot from getting shrekt by crypto, in practice the similarities between the two are more real than you'd realize.

>>17418687
Do you understand that the PLA/CCP are not omnipotent and need to seriously consider the ramifications of sending people back to work before the virus is sufficiently contained? Their position is precarious right now.

>>17418683
It was stable for about 8 years until a few days ago. Have fun.

>>17418717
what do you mean?
wtf do you think commodities are valued in?

>>17418714
I've been diagnosed with depression but I've probably got a clearer head than you.

Imagine telling someone else to kill themselves and thinking that's a sign of your sanity. Holy crap, not only are you evil but you're dumb.

>>17418722
You're assuming chinks are drones that do exactly what they're told all the time. In China the party IS omnipotent, you don't disobey or you get abducted. If the party starts skimming people's bank accounts to pay down debts the chinks will simply tolerate it.

Can someone explain what the point of CSCO is? As far as I know they sell routers and network switches. Who gives a fuck about hardware in 2020? Just buy some chink plastic box and plug the cables in. What is their deal?

>>17418621
I know. I was just including in case anyone doubted.

>>17418736
Assuming the chinks aren't drones*
>>17418738
Cisco switches are the backbone of the internet, if you were to shut down all Cisco switches suddenly, the entire internet would practically cease to function. Cisco practically owns the internet.

>>17418722
Take sick away
Incinerate corpses
Hide in media
They already cover up violent crime

>>17418715
>Raping their children?
>It's divine punishment.
This is basically the other side of the coin of reparations.
>YOU MUST PAY FOR THE SINS OF YOUR FATHERS
Also very anti-Christ pilled. As in the meaning of the story that children aren’t born bearing original sin.
That’s cool though, you do your thing.

(Always Truth in hyperbole. You mean what you say but use that irony as a way to back out when challenged.)

>>17418757
>cloudflare owns the internet
ftfy

>>17418738
csco patented the first internet router, that is why the huawei shit was important they stole proprietary IP. csco has all USA government contracts for network hardware. It is not going anywhere

>>17418360
Look fag that's what you think. It could end up being like BYND where people thought it was over valued from the get go. I know a month from now you will be sorry.

>>17418350
The Virginian bowlers exit-scammed all over you
The true masters of the ghost candles will be the last ones saying "strike"

>>17418734
imagine living at the peak of civilization thus far, surrounded by comforts and conveniences that even 50 years ago would sound like science fiction, let alone 500, and being depressed
aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahah

>>17418774
Cloudflare is software, I'm talking about hardware. Cisco switches are the industry standard go-to network switch.

>>17418734
Don’t call people like that evil, they get off on thinking they’re Stalin or Dracula or some shit. They’re just afraid and deeply selfish.

Can the recovery start yet? I know we haven't caught the virus yet, but can we prepare for it? Like what about those ion things they sell, can those be used to stop it?

bears BTFO
Futures are ALREADY in the green.
You DID buy calls, right anon?

>>17418779
>>17418805
A-am I gonna be okay CisBros?

>>17418813
The virus has been written off as the flu season in North America as soon as the media catches up the panic really starts.

>>17418830
>green
That's practically flat but I'll take it.

>>17418813
you can unironically make your own high powered UV lamp and just sit inside with it
just be aware that you need welding tier goggles, no exposed skin, and the UV will slowly destroy basically everything in your house

>>17418767
>Noo you can't just hurt billionaires feefees no! The poor billionaires!! Christ said don't fight back! Be a loser forever!
slave morality in action.

>>17418795
dunno that's what the doctors told me. You're probably not smart enough to realize how pathetic your life is. I don't take medication for it, just live with it. Because I'm also strong unlike you.

PS. You're posting on 4chan. Fucking LOL.

>>17418813
The market was purified today
We move forward with clean spirits and truth in our hearts

>>17418807
I'm wasting my time by interacting with these dregs anyway.

People like us are practically God himself when compared to these mindless products of civilization.

>>17418813
Baggie no, your immune system has been weakened enough as it is by HIV. You shouldn't wish these things upon yourself.

>>17418631
shares but nothing wrong with options

>>17418870
>practically god
ok this has to be bait at this point lmao, good job you got me

>>17418851
Nice going to cash in my GLD put contract in tomorrow for some real cheapies, like coke and gecko insurance companies.

>>17418849
>>17418870
holy shit
i actually agree with you, but youre acting like such a fucking pompous faggot that i unironically trust chinese numbers now

>>17418661
adolfo bows to the bogs

So corona is overblown

How long will the panic continue though?

Logic obviously wont follow properly with the masses

IMAGINE BEING THIS FUCKING RETARD IN PIC RELATED

How is it that stocks just dump 10% at monday midnight?

who decides that TQQQ opens so low? The pre-market action just shows a sudden gap down at midnight

>>17418849
you're such a dumb cunt lmao
>>17418870
>>17418884
If we're lucky, it's bait.
But there are a lot of these doomer cunts out there who spew bullshit

>>17418895
>trust chinese numbers
Literally no one trusts the chinese numbers. wtf?
WHO just has to play nice to get access to the country.
This guy is just a cunt

>>17418895
concern bait doesn't work on me. You always believed party numbers because you don't have the mental capacity to not believe them.

>>17418884
In comparison. These people are so low it can elevate anyone to a divine level.

>>17418901
LOLLLLLLll L L L L l
that pic xD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oh wow aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>17418728
i'm just slow i getcha now, no need to swear

>>17418934
If you make it in the market, one day YOU could buy a face like that just on your dividend income!

>>17418907
People have short attention spans and memories. More than likely things will go back to normal while the occasional panic attacks kick in when we all look at how fucked Asia is.

SPY is already green after hours. Everybody who sold today got Jew'd. Sorry this happening is over. Was a really wild ride.

>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/24/warren-buffet-confirmed-to-be-infected.html
OH SHIT ITS HAPPENING

>>17418973
fake and gay

>>17418924
nah there's actually some people who believe chink numbers and my posting has been fumigation for them. I broke him.

They'd rather willingly believe China's lies than think someone acting like an asshole could be right. That's your ego on /biz/. Just cause I'm exaggerating, saying crazy shit that's pretty normal for 4chan means they clutch pearls and do the whole "now I REALLY believe China" concern troll song and dance.

It's just sad. I guess I'm out of touch with this website. I bet they'd think I'm a pedo if I started joking about loli. A sea of newfriends.

are we back!?

>>17418973
>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/24/warren-buffet-confirmed-to-be-infected.html

for this, i deserve my 5k losses from today

>>17418955
AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa xD haha

>>17418973
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/24/abbv-snss-acquisition.html
OH SHIT ITS HAPPENING

>>17418970
please... please bounce back...

>>17418924
i reckon you missed the point amigo

>>17418932
lel
no nigger
literally the only posts ive made on here, for over a month now, have been trying to warn you sad sacks about the imminent collapse of chinese production

unlike you ACTUAL retards, i know what webcrawlers are and would never in a million years post a ticker on this fucking botnet of a site. let alone options strikes/expirys and all the other insane shit you mouthbreathers post ITT on the daily

>https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1232058127740174339
happening over
the orange bull has spoken

Hey bobos, you took profit today, right? The situation is ripe for squeezies here. Unclear whether index has entered sustained falling trend yet. Vix is really high. This is prime tree shaking time. If you're not prepared for volatility in both directions you're going to get caught with your pants down.

Bought more AMD on the dip bros...

>>17418418
>losses
plebes

>>17418980
fuck off already, either share your trades or go pontificate the end of days to some other gulible cuckholds.

Question is how to make fucking money here? I got fed up trading biotech and shorting memes.

>>17419021
>Stock Market starting to look very good to me!
BUY BUY BUY

>>17419002
You got me lmao, I don't even hold SNSS I just couldn't believe it

>-3.56%
lol, still only -3.56%
How many days has it been stuck at -3.56%? Four days? Five days?

>Lead Goldman analyst David Kostin provided conference call quotes from Apple Inc, Tyson Foods Inc, Archer
Daniels Midland, Starbucks Inc, Walt Disney, Colgate-Palmolive, Nvidia Corp, Hilton Worldwide and others expressing near-term supply chain and demand headwinds.

FFFFFFFF
I own TSN and DIS, how bout yous?

>>17419002
>>17418973

>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/24/jordan-peterson-dead-of-coronavirus-foulplay-suspected.html

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NOT LIKE THIS

>>17419024
>The situation is ripe for squeezies here
agreed desu
seems like all of retail just flipped short today
theres still a whole other bunny ear for VIX to complete before we see where were heading

>>17419021
>first response is by that chink "doctor" who had his license revoked every single time
that's dedicated autism

>>17418882
I'll take you ignoring me as you bagholding.

>>17419064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSMPxhGnhC8

>>17419020
I'm a software developer I know what you're talking about.
I just like saying insane shit on anonymous websites.
I've never disclosed my holdings, I'm crazy enough to talk about killing kids, but I'm not fucking stupid.

Virus is bad but it's not the end. But I do genuinely believe killing politicians in public would be a force of good.

Guess I'm a little insane, but if you aren't slightly unhinged I just take it as a sign that you're complacent.

>>17417722
It's the pneumonia rate not fatality rate that's the issue, whether though quarantine or allowing it to 'run its course' it's causing a global recession as we're losing a fuck ton of productivity. Lost productivity isn't something you can Jew away through money manipulation, smoothbrain

just buy oil at $50 per barrel sell all your gold, take all your shekels, and buy oil at $50 per barrel.

Oof.

>>17419079
You must be a schizo. He's right, China is fine. Trust the authorities.

>>17419090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ebK3-O2JKM

1 year: 225%
3 months: 133%
2020: 100%
today: 17.3%

Rate of return via broker thing, handles contributions

And so another day. Another day of China Virus death spikes. Another day of cheap stocks. And so it has finally come to pass, I've completed the Holy Trinity at long last. KDP,KHC,and KO all mine for the holding for the next 25 years or till I'm dead.
P.S - My T babies were on sale early morning, you coulda bagged his Fat Divvy for just under 38 if you acted with haste. Oh don't you wish now you bagged his Fat Divvy in Dec 2018 when He was under 30 a pop? You coulda had gains and collected a Fat Divvy all while laughing your ass off as the China Virus does it's thing. Why should you care about the Virus? You'd still be in the green by a good bit. All while being kept nice and warm by His Divvy.

>>17418757
I know they were integral in the past but nowadays no one pays them rent for using the internet, you know? Hardware has become a low margin legacy business and SaaS is the future. Cisco leaves this stale dinosaur taste in my mouth. I guess my question is how can it avoid becoming IBM?

>implying SPCE isn't going to fucking crash tomorrow morning

>>17418418
Oh yeah i took a nasty hit on oil position this morning. Did standard oil long cost average. Blunted the loss by end of day but still well red. Looking for rally to around about 52.50-53 to fade back to initial position size. I do this kind of thing on natty gas and oil only due to the way the charts move most of the time. Will cost average all the way down to 35 if this turns in to a horror show but i don't think it will come to that before i have opportunity to fade position at even, or exit entirely at break even, if chart behaves in particularly bearish ways.

AAAAAAAAAAAAA
I seriously can't believe I'm getting Merck this cheap.

>>17419090
>>17419122
I miss him already
RIP in peace internet daddy

(when the hobbit music kicks in it gets me overy time)

Jeezus deepfakes are going to fuck everything up in the coming decades. You're not going to be able to trust anything.

>>17419150
Looks like they're making moves:
>>17417659

>>17417860
Listen to Warren

Can anyone explain to me what the fuck happened with Gold? Shit shoots up in reaction to the market going down then it goes down along with the rest of the market?

>>17418795
it's healthy to remind oneself that i live more comfortably than a king did 200 years ago and i have access to better healthcare than Rockefeller did 100 years ago

>>17419166
Im not really into oil. Never seemed attractive to me and it all depends on OPEC next week

>>17418973
fuck that faggot boomer scum

>>17419158
We get to enjoy SNSS anon pulling his hair out tomorrow.

>>17417692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiybniIIvx0

HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO BASED?

Did any of the posters in this thread jump out of a window yet? Usually that's the queue to buy. Any of you kill your selves today?

>>17419219
oh fuck that's a real tweet

>>17419185
fundamental misunderstanding of brain.
It is nice to think about and gives me warm feefees. Yes I am happy I am born today.

No that does not fix a neurological issue that's been in my family for generations. I don't really care tho. Just means I think different™

>>17418426
>>17418401
>>17418371
Reminder that Coronavirus is just a big nothingburger being hyped by the media for clicks. Get it into perspective - normal flu infects and kills far more people every single year.

>UNH
oh boy is this getting sexy
SMASH IT SANDERS
MAKE IT BERN

>>17419219
WOW

>>17419079
>that's dedicated autism
no, thats a bot
iirc ~70% of twatter is

>>17419093
>Lost productivity isn't something you can Jew away through money manipulation, smoothbrain
exactly
i dont think people really understand the gravity of half of asia shutting down, even for a day.

>>17419092
idc who you are
youre either anon, or you arent
this place is for the free exchange of info (and disinfo) that would get censored in the usual channels
nothing more, nothing less

just chill the fuck out with the pompous reddit-tier superiority complex
its more insufferable than the nu/pol/ schizos who screech about niggers and kikes all day, every day

>>17419260
o no

>>17417722
I hate to say it, but it's no longer the coronavirus itself. It's the panic that has been artificially created and the consequences of this panic. Closed factories, isolated people not being able to go to work DO have an impact on true economy and we're seeing it now. Also, it's a major social experiment: The fact that Italy is "closing up" certain zones and cities due to 7 deaths (7! it's fucking nothing!) smells of "let's see how far we can push this thing".

>>17418010
I'm still in green but by laughable amounts. I lost 90% of my profits made in the last 6 months. Ironically, the greenest positions I have are fucking chinese stocks. I swear to god it's like pottery.

>>17418082
>>17418103
I've said it in other threads. As long as the inflation machine (QE) is 100% on, gold will go up. I've been saying this since august last year and I was fucking right. There will be spikes upward when people shit the bed regarding stonks, but in general it will keep going up.

>>17418401
it's a retarded label. however they're not trying to prevent panic. they're closing off cities for only 7 death old people in italy. they're actually trying to create panic.

>>17418907
it depends on the msm really. I wonder what they're covering up with this, too.

>>17419183
that's just people taking profit. it didn't go down. It's actually pretty high A couple more hundred and we're at ATH.
I'm kind of glad half of my portfolio is gold but I much rather have stonks behave normally.

>>17419260
Yeah but we can't control media hysteria we need to account for it, and we can't control government overreaction like shutting down production either. We are at the mercy of absolute fucking retarded moronic boomers and we can't do anything about it.

>>17419260
Low IQ take. You really think China is shutting down entire cities for "media clicks". Very childlike boomer understanding of the world.

Market will probably recover but you deserve to have your head smashed in for spreading disinfo.

>>17419260
>it's just the flu, bro

>>17419305
Delete this fake news

>>17419260
yeah but most of the flu deaths are old people
covid kills young people

>>17419291
You're an idiot if you actually believe the real number is 7

>>17419183
Gold does not have a long term correlation, positive or negative, with the market. It is viewed as safe haven which is why it can spike on very red days but it doesn't necessarily hold those gains. The price action during these times is driven by speculation. Speculative entry due to spooks has minimal support to it. It's only good so long as people are afeared. If fear diminishes temporarily gold will drop, potentially harder than index bounces. It's a tricky deal. You want to take portions of profit out regularly if long on gold due to market instability.

>>17419312
>covid kills young people
It literally does not.

>>17419267
Fair enough. It's just hard not to feel superior when you've been following the virus since before /pol/ back in December, and could visualize the future of how this was playing out.

A month ago nobody would believe me when I said it was going to get where it is today.

>>17419260
If 15 million people have corona you will have way more than 8k dead people.

>>17419327
Where were you 2 months ago! Those Pasta Nigger's blood is on your hands bucko!

>>17419291
You ever thought that maybe they're closing off the area because they have to, but then they lie about the real number to prevent panic?

You're coming up with the conclusion first.

>>17419305
This is what happens when you go full vegan for longer than 90 days.

This is fucking awesome, I finished the day picking up a decent amount of monthly paying div stocks and picking up shares to reduce all of my other hold's average costs. Thank you chink flu

>>17419324
It only takes a few clicks to realize this is from some literally who research website that was made widespread a long time ago on reddit

>>17419345
I don't tripfag. I was just another Anon warning you guys.
The responses were "NOTHINGBURGER" and "gb2pol". The same scripted replies I get today.

It's all so tiresome. I try to only check in when the markets are going crazy.

>>17419260
regular flu has a much lower fatality rate when adjusted for the numbers

>>17419381
Yeah and corona is less contagious, so what? If we're talking about sheer damage here, the flu does thousands of times more damage EVERY YEAR than corona could even dream of.

Somebody make new. I'm busy.

>>17419396
That's like saying that bullets kill more people than nukes. Sure, but in terms of sheer concentrated damage, nukes win.

>>17419327
>It's just hard not to feel superior when you've been following the virus since before /pol/ back in December
then i take it this is one of your first rodeos

i used to think like that
now, one of my least favorite things in the world is being right
its never anything good, and how many times can one say "told ya so" before the words lose their meaning, or worse, become akin to a prayer?

we live in a world where literal anonymous nobodies on a site known for shitposting dwarfs the credibility of all major media outlets combined
that fucking sucks and i hate it

>>17419396
I.... What? I don't remember the quarantines and market crash last year during flu season. I also don't remember China shutting down factories.

You don't believe that shit right? Or did you brainwash yourself into thinking this actually happens every flu season.

>>17419396
Go to your doctor. Get a cat scan on your skull. Your brain appears to be missing

>>17419436
Next you're going to tell us this is an escaped bio-pathogen in development by an illegal CCP weapons program.

>>17419314
tripfags don't deserve to live. much less post. filtered.

Oh well enjoy the cheapie hunting while you can. Soon as they release a cure or news they almost got one ready things will rebound big time.

>>17419396
the flu has a vaccine
the flu has established methods for treating it
the flu does NOT have a 27 day incubation period where asymptomatic people are still highly contagious
the flu does NOT have the potential to re-infect and be more deadly the second time
the flu does NOT thrive in singaporean summer
etc

i repeat:
the word "novel" here is very fucking important
historical data means shit all

>>17419526
>>17419526
>>17419526
>>17419526
>>17419526
>>17419526

>>17419478
man this must be a new low for tripfags, SNSSfag is at least entertaining

>>17419506
That guy claimed the DOW will go back to 20,000. He's that retarded. Don't compare me to him

>>17419417
Yeah you're right.

>>17419478
Nice strawman. I wonder what makes you think that.

So, go ahead. Show me all the times China shut down for the flu.

Or are you ready to admit this might be SARS-2 Month of Hell edition.

>>17419478
obviously it's all a plan by Chinese billionaires to cause the market crash. Buy the dip. After all they can just bring in a new wave of dirt farmers to replace the downed workers

>>17419523
dduh. Uhmm. Huurrddfghd *fart*. You schizo! TV said flu! TV said to never think it bio weapon! Trust WHO. trust CCP.

>>17419532
By Friday close, it will

>>17419478
It's ebola, SARS and AIDS wrapped inside a flu shell. It's OBVIOUSLY engineered

>>17419478
close its actually a cia virus pushed by trump to destroy the chang economy

>>17419219
The orange balls on this man.

>>17419219
isn't that literal insider trading?

Send me your highscore for today bobros

>>17419676
not when it's executive trading. Stop being such a nigger.

>>17419350
they're not preventing panic by sealing off areas by officially unreasonable numbers, they're creating it

>>17418830
being this new

>>17419183
Gold falls in the early days of a recession, as people hold cash due to volatility

>>17419260
Flu causes untold billions in loses every year, it's just priced in. Now imagine seasonal flu emerged for the first time, what would the effect on the world economy be? Good news, you don't have to imagine, you're living through it :^)

>>17418401
>>17418401
they are lying to prevent panic. thhere are thousands of cases in the US. they just havent been "confirmed" because they are being treated as flu plus theres no tests. give it another 2 weeks and youll see the news full of US cases