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drink coke edition


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Risk management:
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Real-time market news:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

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https://www.finscreener.com/

Stock screeners:
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https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Pump and Dump Advertising:
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Basic rundown on lean hogs:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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>>17412092

>> No.17413191

PTON is the most Bipolar stock of the day

>> No.17413193

The corona virus is one thing but media scare is another

>> No.17413194

Imagine not buying on this dip. Who the fuck cares about 5 dead elderly Italians?

>> No.17413196
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FUCK IT ALL

>> No.17413200
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>Fidelity
>Some clients have problems to access their accounts.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

>> No.17413203
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>needed to sell some stock today to pay rent
>this happens
Literally going to be homeless

>> No.17413209
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We warned you

>> No.17413214
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>>17413194
CHINAMAN HASN'T BEEN WORKING IN OVER A WEEK AND ITALY IS QUARANTINING WHOLE CITIES

>> No.17413221

should I yolo 5k into schrodinger?

>> No.17413222
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*ahem* Settle down, muhfuggus
CHECK CHECK
CAP THE NASDAQ IN THE DICK
BITCH MA WALLET GETTIN THICC
S&Ps TRADIN LIKE A BITCH
BULLKEKS FINNA FLINCH

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All your gains are belong to me now.

>> No.17413234

>>17413194
do we know if they were Chinese-Italians?

>> No.17413237

>>17413214
So, the virus won't spread? Wow! Sell everything! It's pandemic! Everyone will die! Buy the useless shiny yellow rocks!

>> No.17413238

>-3%
Is the bear market finally over?

>> No.17413239

>>17413209
Shut up winne the pooh.

>> No.17413243
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400 dollars to throw at a stock. Give me a cheapie below 2 bucks that will see a boost with this happening.

>> No.17413249

So what do I pick up while this shitstorm is happening?
Should I ride it out a bit more and wait for bigger drops? Or will the scare blow over?

>> No.17413254

>>17413234
I don't know. WHO is clamping on racist assumptions like this.

>> No.17413256
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All in GLD calls. Were gonna make it bros

>> No.17413259

>>17413243
NAK is some how up 50% in the past month, still under a dollar.

>> No.17413268

>>17413177
Lucky 7 dubs

In honor of said dubs *ahem* Imma drop a phat bass beat and summon cOrOnA CHAN to this house!
>get low get low get low
>lemme see ya hit da floo’
>back it up back it up
>Wu Flu don’t give a f*ck
>side to side side to side
>Big Bad Bobo gunna tan yo hide
>CORONA-CHAN in da house!
>Torch da roof, this house be burnin up!
>Fever style!
>Let’s get hot tonight!

Can I get a (You) from the stock speculators?
Can I get a (You) from the brokers?
Can I get a (You) from the nibbas in PE?
Can I get a (You) from the fags in VC?
Can I get a (You) from the ladies in PE & VC Recruiting?

And where my Citadel and Fortress boys at? Back the truck up and buy the dip, you damn fools!

>> No.17413279

Edgy but true opinion: Coronavirus is our friend, killing the weak and the elderly. Young and healthy will benefit in long run.

>> No.17413285
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This spreadsheet is over 50 people long and this is just my institution. Buy TMDX.

>> No.17413301

>>17413285
FUCK JANNIES

>> No.17413306

>>17413279
Iran strain is killing everyone

>> No.17413308

>>17413279
It was SARS that dabbed on old people. Coronachan doesn't discriminate.

>> No.17413316

I don't wanna trade in this stupid fucking market anymore. lost money on the dip now im losing money on everything going back up.

>> No.17413323
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I just got into stocks and I'm down a lot.
All I wanted to do was make some extra money.
Fuck China.

>> No.17413324

>>17413285
giving consent to enter a partnership with a tranny? woke as fuck... I'll average down if it stays this low for a few days. down 10% on my position man.

>> No.17413328

>>17413254
Ayo corona be racist yo

>> No.17413329

>>17413308
Wrong. It's only old people dying but media won't report on the age because it's ageist.

>> No.17413330

>>17413316
Maybe don't be a fucking retard and stop trying to get rich quick.

>> No.17413331

>>17413243

TBLT will run at earnings but don’t hold it. CETX has juice left, ODP will rise again

>> No.17413336

Who /comfyshopping/ today? Added some NNVC and GDX to the Roth, will be nice to show the grandkids someday.

>> No.17413343
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>Oho, very tasty bat soup. *Sluuuuuuuurp*. Mmmmmmmm. *cough cough* Oooooooh! Oh no! I’m gonna *cough cough* ...... OOOOOOOH! IM GONNA! IM GONNA! *cough cough* I’M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF! *COUGH COUGH* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! I’M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFING!

>> No.17413348

how long are you SOXS bros holding

>> No.17413350
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>>17413268

>> No.17413351

>>17413316
OH MAN! CORONA IS GONNA DESTROY THE WORLD
JUST LIKE SARS, ZIKA, EBOLA, BIRD FLU, NU-BUBONIC PLAGUE AND SO ON
>BETTER BECOME ENTIRELY IRRATIONAL

>> No.17413360

>>17413285
I missed the image, can I get a /rundown/?

>> No.17413361

>>17413330
lmao, i'd rather get rich quick and be a stupid retard than try to understand what is going with this market.

>> No.17413371

>>17413343
GET THIS COOFER outta the thread! He’ll infect us all!

>> No.17413374
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

down over $3K in my divvy portfolio alone and IDGAF

>> No.17413375

>>17413316
Oh yes it's the game is bad, its not the player that's bad, no way

>> No.17413382
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17413382

>he isn't buying VXX and UVXY puts 2 months out where at their usual levels
it's like you don't want free money bros

>> No.17413383

>>17413234
I bet they were. I reckon true Europeans will have a lower deathrate because we have encountered a lot more viruses in our history so we'll be better genetically to deal with them.

Of course the "official" reason will be better healthcare.

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I bought LCI much higher than I thought. They are generic drug company that manufactures in the US. Something that is about to be prioritized by the US government. They also have an insulin generic coming which is will also be in high demand.

Its creeping up even on this day from hell.

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>> No.17413388

>>17413348

Not at all because that shit isn’t meant to be held long at all and you’re a fucking idiot if you do.

>> No.17413402

>>17413360
its on waruso...honestly it doesn't say much.

>> No.17413407

>>17413330
wasn't trying to get rich quick, just a bad string of trades
>>17413351
didn't get irrational, just tried timing the market
>>17413375
yeah bro this market is totally rational and normal man everything here makes sense

I don't even buy memes fuck off idiots

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_stock_market_crashes_and_bear_markets

hello

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>>17413360
Idk why it was deleted there’s nothing private or identifying on this lol inb4 I’m probably banned

>> No.17413416

>>17413388
i know i just meant if you are holding til end of day or tomorrow or this afternoon. i bought on friday and have comfy 18% gains right now just wondering if i should keep it another day as news spreads and chinavirus fears grow

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>>17413177
LOL
Communists win again!

>> No.17413426

>>17413407

You haven’t lost money unless you sell and you shouldn’t sell unless you hold some penny trash

>> No.17413437

>>17413203
that's is some rough ass-fuckery, my Siddiqui. I wish for you to be camping in Denmark, on a spicy Wednesday.

but for reals. you're probably like the first soldier to die in a major battle. didn't even load your gun and rekt by the unfolding collapse

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>>17413412

>> No.17413443

>>17413360
Buy TMDX.

>> No.17413451

>>17413426
haven't sold anything, im talkin bout options

>> No.17413463
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17413463

I hope you're done playing this utopian stock market game.

Time to read!

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>> No.17413467

>>17413426
You should save 5% of your income to gamble with penny stocks. They can make you rich over night.

>> No.17413468

>>17413331
What should I set my limit sell at for TBLT

>> No.17413483

Everyone just buy calls on SQQQ and print money

Oh yeah buy SDGR

>> No.17413484

>>17413463
its bad and it probably will get worse but its not over for the capital markets.

>> No.17413487
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>>17413423
>>17413463
imagine depriving yourself of the resources to finance global revolutionary movements

>> No.17413489

look at VHC today... noko bro was right all along.

>> No.17413493

>>17413308
Brainlet detected.

>n Hubei Province, the epicenter of the outbreak, the death rate reached 2.9%; in other provinces of China, that rate was just 0.4%. In addition, older adults have been hit the hardest. The death rate soars to 14.8% in those 80 and older; among those ages 70 to 79, the COVID-19 death rate in China seems to be about 8%; it’s 3.6% for those ages 60 to 69; 1.3% for 50 to 59; 0.4% for the age group 40 to 49; and just 0.2% for people ages 10 to 39. Nobody 9 and under has died of this coronavirus to date.

>> No.17413499

Reminder that Planet Fitness literally never goes down in value (except for that *ahem* one time) and you should just make that your only stock so you don't have to do this shit anymore and only come back to your robinhood to put money into your account to buy all dips

That is all

Also don't cry if you don't listen to me that WW is going to be a 50 dollar stock by end of week. But yeah buy PLNT anyway PEACE

>> No.17413500
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>> No.17413507

so fucking annoying that all the short action happens outside of market hours


i chased the short positions this morning and pissed away all my money, now the markets are rebounding

fuck this cant win at any position

>> No.17413514

What do I buy while my index bleeds and then magically heals itself? $1,5 k

>> No.17413523

>>17413463
marx is a hack and his ideas don't hold up under even minor scrutiny
unsurprising for a neet

>> No.17413527

>>17413467
Let me guess, you buy scratch-offs too?

>> No.17413533

>>17413514
the dip

>> No.17413537

>>17413514
AMC for a quick flip. Earning for Q4 are on the 27th

>> No.17413539

Are JNJ or GSK worth biting on? Looking to hold until coronachan blows over.

>> No.17413544

>>17413507

because you're dumb

>> No.17413546

Whats your prognose on the s&p? gonna slowly crawl back up the rest of the week or go down more?

>> No.17413550
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17413550

my Dogs of da Dow got annihilated.
If you need me Ill be in my pillow fort

>> No.17413552

>>17413467

I’m not advocating against them I’ve made green on them and been burned by them. I was just saying take your profit and run or know when to cut and run if shit goes south. Only hold companies you know and understand, what you’re proud to hold and happy to buy more of if it dips sell anything else

>> No.17413553

>>17413539
JNJ is worth holding until the world explodes, and possibly even after that if we've colonized Mars by then

>> No.17413554

predictions for spce?

>> No.17413556

>>17413382
already done did

>> No.17413563

>>17413546
We'll have recovered by next week but go into lower depths in 2 weeks.

>> No.17413566

Ive lost 80k in half a year bros. Be happy you're not me. That is all

>> No.17413567

A £1000 buy position in BTC would probably make me a couple by tomorrow, wouldn't it?

>> No.17413571

>>17413468

Take profit when it comes but I don’t expect it to pump higher than .30 so .28-.29 to be safe.

>> No.17413584
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>>17413550
>We live in a society

>> No.17413586

>>17413566

I hope things turn around for you brother

Its my first year trading and Im down 15%, during a (((golden bull run))). Maybe theres a reason many people steer clear of stocks

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Should have went cash tuesday. God damn it

>> No.17413588

>>17413571
I was thinking .3 thanks for the info homie

>> No.17413592

>>17413412
Hahaha who done this?

>> No.17413595

>>17413566
realized or unrealized?

>> No.17413600

>>17413556
will pump to 42 again between tmrw and wed, then dump and stagnant until june/july

>> No.17413602
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17413602

Would you go all in a stock if you were 85% sure it's value would go double in one year?
Or would you still diversify?

>> No.17413609

>>17413566
But 80k out of how much total? Put most of your money in stuff like VOO and just ride the market and dividends. Play with a smaller amount.

>> No.17413610

>>17413602
85% isnt 100%
why not go in with 85% of your capital?

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what cheapies are you buying?

>> No.17413621
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>>17413487
We have invested into gold!
We are prepared.
And we will use this crisis to our advantage.

Join the coming tide or be crushed!

>> No.17413634

I hate the dilemma of "sell now to prevent more losses" vs "LOL U SELLING THE BOTTOM". It's my personal hell.

>> No.17413635

>>17413234
They were white (lol) Italians.

That's the weird part. The suspected China patient 0 in Italy has shown to test negative for the virus. The new panic is "where did this come from and what is the world missing"

It's almost the same in Korea. People who have never left Korean borders are now getting it and no one has an explanation.

>> No.17413636

>>17413602
Gold and VIXX up
Only buy in when the smoke clears

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>>17413602
I'd go all in but I'm probably at least partially a legit psychopath.

>> No.17413645

Quick question since I'm retardo.
I'm looking at a mutual fund now and it says that in 3 years it has gone up 60%. Does that mean that if 3 years ago I bought stocks for $10k, I could have sold that for $16k today? Is it really that simple of am I missing something?

>> No.17413656
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17413656

It can only get worse.

>> No.17413674

>>17413645
Its that simple, although you probably would've panic sold in 2018

>> No.17413675
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Guess who's back!

>> No.17413688

CU.TO is about to absolutely crash and the puts are still cheap.

>> No.17413689
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>>17413675
not china

>> No.17413695

time to buy weekly calls at the dip

>> No.17413698

>>17413675
funny i thought about this concept about 10 years ago and is still apart of my fundamental thesis

>> No.17413699
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17413699

I hope you're buying, anons.

>> No.17413702

>>17413634
You’re not selling anywhere close to the bottom if you sell now

>> No.17413709

>>17413674
For real? I thought this was complicated. I'm looking at another one that has increased 134% in 3 years. I could have been a rich fag if I knew about all this stuff

>> No.17413713

>>17413645
>Does that mean that if 3 years ago I bought stocks for $10k, I could have sold that for $16k today?
Yes.

>> No.17413714

ive done 19 trades so far today
how many have you done?

>> No.17413715

>>17413699
I'm waiting a little, I'm not sure if it will keep going down over the course of the week or if it will be shrugged off.

>> No.17413722

>>17413656
I'm not feeling a rebound. Can be horribly wrong but I don't feel it.

Only move today was covering TSLA shorts because that stock is random and buying some UK puts, small % add.

I'm gonna have to wait till tomorrow to really see what's going on. I think the edge is slightly in more down's favor.

>> No.17413725

>>17413699
what to buy tho?

>> No.17413728

>>17413709
Go look at how much TQQQ and SOXL have gone up in that time span.

>> No.17413730

>>17413553
For that sweet 2.5% dividend?

>> No.17413735

I learned a key lesson about not selling at bottom today. And it only cost me $50.

>> No.17413738

>>17413699
Chinese supply is drying up. It's going to start hitting companies harder going forward.

>> No.17413740

anyone else shorting the euro with EUO? still cheap right now but if this coronoa shit kicks off they might start panicking

>> No.17413744

>>17413714
>dick measuring to anonymous strangers on the internet
That ego must be pretty fragile

>> No.17413749

fuck it im gonna go shower then hopefully when i come back the market stabilizes and it becomes more obvious if I should buy today or wait

>> No.17413751

>>17413689
>Stalker: Call of Wuhan

>> No.17413765

Largest Dow Point Drops

1,175 - Trump
1,032 - Trump
831 - Trump
800 - Trump
799 - Trump
777 - Bush
767 - Trump
733 - Bush
724 - Trump
684 - Bush
679 - Bush
678 - Bush
665 - Trump
660 - Trump
653 - Trump
634 - Obama
623 - Trump
617 - Clinton
617 - Trump
610 - Obama

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>>17413730
yield on cost is a thing anon

>> No.17413767

>>17413714
0, just weathering the storm.

>> No.17413770

>>17413714

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycm09vQmqI8

>> No.17413776

>>17413714
I bought 2 options.

I'm not buying anything that isn't a sure-thing in this market. I've already been red since thursday.

>> No.17413778

You are honestly crazy if you think this is the bottom or a good time to buy in.

>> No.17413780

>>17413765
do it by percentages of the DOW instead of point drops

>> No.17413789

>>17413765
>now sort by control of the house

>> No.17413790

>>17413635
It's obvious as fuck what is going on. This comes down to screening. The test kits are not accurate and they are not being administered to enough people. They way they are handling things now is about as effective as the TSA. So lots of people got in that are sick, and now this is spreading in communities as you would expect.

>> No.17413805

Selling AMD at 57.19 never felt so good.

>> No.17413812

>>17413602
I would never go all-in on anything that isn't 100%

>> No.17413818
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Keep the fearmongering coming

>> No.17413820

>>17413699
It's going to be nothing but bad news out of S. Korea and Iran all week. Probably with some more panic out of Italy and greater Europe.

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>gotta pay 0,01% to my broker the value of my stock
>monthly basis

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>>17413818
okay

>> No.17413825

>>17413805
You should buy back in on the dip. Good sell on your part, but AMD is definitely a good stock.

>> No.17413826

>>17413778
It's a good time to buy puts and gold. Just wait until more European rail lines shut down, or it starts spreading in South America.

>> No.17413828

>>17413765
Ya, but it's also relative to what level the dow was at. For example, in the film "Four Days in November" (about the JFK assassination) I am always caught by the line:
> the stock market, always with an eye to crisis, PLUNGED 20 points

>> No.17413830

>>17413635
>People who have never left Korean borders are now getting it and no one has an explanation.

Well, duh, obviously CCP spies are infecting the water supply!

They use drones to drop condoms full of Whu-kung-Flu into reservoirs, lakes, rivers, water towers, etc.

I just hope they haven’t tainted the Coke factories yet

>> No.17413833

>>17413778
I'd avoid absolutes

People can buy a little if they want, DCA, maybe pick something they really like.

>> No.17413840

>>17413790
Basically this. There’s no need to theorize what the issue is, it’s obvious that this is a pandemic. The only reason it hasn’t been declared is to avoid panic. Untraceable cases in Iran, SK, Israel, etc. While the virus itself may not be a big deal, the market is going to keep dipping

>> No.17413847

>>17413820
Just wait until the first american dies. We're still in the early stages

>> No.17413850

>>17413823
>GILD is still solid green
Was this our doing or are we just psychic?

>> No.17413853

>>17413823
feels good have my main long position being GILD

>> No.17413865

>>17413765
points drops are utterly retarded to compare, post %

>> No.17413873

>>17413850
In all my research into NCOV and when going bear

The only fear I had was remdesivir. So I teamed up with it. Make your strongest enemy an ally and you win the day.

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>>17413823

>> No.17413891

>>17413865
Tell that to the boomers. It's all a matter of points as far as they're concerned.

>> No.17413899
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>>17413699
LIKE CLOCKWORK TOP KEK

>> No.17413913
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Well great I have a cold. Just left work to not infect everyone else. I live next to DC but I didn't get Corona virus, r...right?

>> No.17413930
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>>17413744

>> No.17413931

Thanks Drumpf!

>> No.17413936
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>>17413840

>> No.17413940

Every time I look i've lost more money

>> No.17413946

>>17413899
What does this mean

>> No.17413949
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>>17413940

>> No.17413953
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17413953

JUST bought the dip and put 6k into AMD
how fucked am I?

>> No.17413954

Should I increase my 401k contributions now? I'm thinking it'll be good to bump it up to 15% for the next few months

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>>17413913

>> No.17413956

>he bought

>> No.17413957

>>17413913
What an attention whore

>> No.17413968

>>17413825
I don't disagree. I thought it'd take a little longer to get to this point so I'll wait until it dips a little further.

>> No.17413974

>>17413847
Absolutely. Everybody smart ought to have already bought supplies for when martial law gets declared. If you think I am schitzo posting, look at what just went down in Italy. Everything under control to locked down and stores empty in 4 days with no warning, 224 infected and 7 dead.

>> No.17413977
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>>17413953
>he bought

>> No.17413991

this has been a very boring hour

>> No.17413994

>>17413957
At least I don't have a stick up my ass about the slightest shred of levity.

>> No.17414005

>>17413873
What about Moderna? They have new technology and are partnered with the US NIH to make a vaccine.

>> No.17414011

The only thing saving my ass right now is my GLD put. This tells me the bottom must be forming. Prepare for the pump it phase.

>> No.17414013

I just finished masturbating and still see MSFT trying to wriggle it up, when is the real drop going to hit?

>> No.17414017
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HAHAHA PEE PEE POO POO WEEEE

>> No.17414024
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KO getting juicy

>> No.17414026

>>17413994
You thought that was funny? Damn, your "humor" is about as lame as your trades

>> No.17414027
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17414027

The argument is not one with characters but with digits. Hows your numbers look today Bull?

>> No.17414032
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17414032

Do I buy the dip or buy SQQQ? Decisions, decisions.

>> No.17414039

>>17414024
I've been eyeing this too.
Not sure when to pull the trigger.

>> No.17414040

Can we just cancel this faggot virus so I don't die broke?

>> No.17414046
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>>17413977
NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17414054

bottom is forming

pump incoming

hope you werent chasing shorts

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>>17414039
was thinking 59.3, but now am almost in the 59.2 camp

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>>17413222

>> No.17414061
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17414061

Post yfw you fell for the AG shilling and you realize 4chan was right for once

>> No.17414062

>>17414013
happened this morning anon. WE GOING UP TILL 190

>> No.17414067

>>17414054
nothing is forming

people are shocked

too scared to do anything, afraid to sell, afraid to buy, fear is winning.

>> No.17414073

>>17414056
If it goes to 50, I'll buy in.

>> No.17414088

>>17414067
Actually look closer. fear is giving way to hope and optimism. The march to $350 spy has begun.

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>>17414073
yeah wouldn't count on that

>> No.17414092

>>17414073
>>17414056
I meant 59, lmao.

>> No.17414093

How long until the fed starts pumping money in to stop the bleeding?

>> No.17414100

NEVER SELLING AAAAAAAAAAAAA
MYTHRIL CLAD HANDS
MYTHRIL CLAD HANDS
MYTHRIL CLAD HANDS

>> No.17414104

>>17414093
>Start
Are you implying they've ever stopped

>> No.17414115

>>17414067
>fear is winning.
Ah... well I guess that explains my erection.

>> No.17414122

I want to keep at least 30-50% liquid, where should I park my cash? Just leave it or put it in SPY?

>> No.17414123

>>17414093
They've been doing it since 2009 senpai

>> No.17414126
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17414126

Cycles

>> No.17414133

>>17414122
Splv

>> No.17414134

can you fucks stop selling? The fundamentals havent changed. You're still going to get your tennis balls from amazon overnight shipping.

>> No.17414137

>>17414100
Today isnt a day to sell, it's a day to buy

I hope

>> No.17414142

>>17414122
you should definitely buy SPY so you can lose another 20%.

>> No.17414143
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17414143

kek

>> No.17414144

MINUS 8 PERCENT
OK I AM FEELING IT NOW MR KRABS
Wow, what a shitfest

>> No.17414148

>>17413953
It depends on what the market does.

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>>17414088
yeeepppp-p

>> No.17414164

>>17414134
Thanks for reminding me, my bluetooth headphones should be here today

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>>17413237
so heckin based bro! just the flu my dudes

>> No.17414170

>>17414134
I also wish basement dwellers would move the markets

>> No.17414178

My stock has earnings Wednesday after the close. How fucked am I?

>> No.17414179

NWBI

they are a bank that recently acquired many other successful banks through mergers that will take effect in the comming months.

Running in the 15$ range with a fairly strong divvy

TAfags please give me your take and crush my hopes and dreams

>> No.17414182

>>17413953
AMD is solid growth long term especially since Intel is crumbling internally.

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17414186

This is a good day on /biz/ for us today -- even if this turns out not to be the spark for the inevitable capitalist crisis yet.

Keep the fear going, brainlets!

>> No.17414188

So does everyone buy Microsoft or? They look like a gravy train

>> No.17414192
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17414192

Today Returns (+17%)
2020 Returns (100%)
One Year Returns (223%)

>> No.17414197

>>17413899
kek Wednesday pump confirmed

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17414204

Rape me, rape me my friend
Rape me, rape me again
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one

>> No.17414207

>>17414182
was thinking the same
I had intentions to buy if it drops below 50 anyways, but the current situation and all the happy bobos made me a bit jittery when I put out the order

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>>17414186
>t. sub 80 iq poster

>> No.17414211

>>17413725
Toilet paper, guns, non perishable foods

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>>17413323
Dont buy the top, retard.
Dont follow advice of half-literate morons who said it will only go up.

>> No.17414221

...And walla! Just like that SPCE will never be above $32 again

>> No.17414223
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17414223

>he's not buying the dip as we speak

You really hate money, don't you?

>> No.17414230

How many of you biz fags know about ADE?

Antibody-Dependent Enhancement
>The ADE of virus infection is a phenomenon in which virus-specific antibodies enhance the entry of virus, and in some cases the replication of virus, into monocytes/macrophages and granulocytic cells through interaction with Fc and/or complement receptors.

Aka firs time you get it, it's just a flu, bro. Second time you get it, it kills you or gets damn close.

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>> No.17414243
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17414243

THIS IS IT
ITS HAPPENING
I KNOW IM ONLY A JUNIOR STUDYING BIOLOGY AT A FLYOVER STATE COMMUNITY COLLEGE BUT I CAN STATE WITH ABSOLUTE AUTHORITY THAT
IT IS FUCKING
HAPPENING
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17414246

>OGI
JUST

>> No.17414247
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17414247

Wait a second, my calls aren't losing that much value... doesn't this mean that its clearly panic and market manipulation?

>> No.17414248

>>17414232
I swear I've learned more about the world from watching family guy than my teachers in grade school taught me.

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>> No.17414257

When will the bounce be? Should I buy soxl yet??

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>APPL puts from friday
I'm going to buy more amd puts tomorrow if futures are are flat

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>>17414243
>ITS HAPPENING
Yes.

>> No.17414273

>>17414230
Haha yeah bro, that’s why all those Hep A patients die constantly oh wait

>> No.17414276

>>17414257
lmfao

>> No.17414282

People are stupid enough to realize that even if the world's factory shuts down everything is going to be okay and that it's "just a dip".

A lot of small and medium businesses will go out of business especially in China and all around the globe (cause people bring things from China), imagine how many families will be impacted and therefore mortgages will be defaulted and people won't be able to spend money because they are jobless.

Imagine how many people got fucked up "buying this dip".

Yeah just buy the dip more and more, I want to get your equities when you will have to sell them for peanuts after couple of months/years.

Are you fucking kidding me?!

>> No.17414285

lucked out and caught a 12% pennystock rocket move, holding at -2%

>> No.17414286

>>17414268
holy shit anon nice

>> No.17414290

>>17414268
>when your aapl puts never got filled

REEER
ER
E
RE
R
ER
R
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>>17414232
No, keep doing it! You don't want to miss this. The coming days could become historic.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>17414134
>The fundamentals havent changed.
Exactly.

>> No.17414304

This is the big dipper we've all been hoping for.

>FED injects money like they've done for a decade
>suddenly doesn't work anymore
>panic ensues
>b-but muh stockprices
>socialist bernie gets elected
>the markets take a further shit

>> No.17414306

>>17414282
welcome to /smg/ where 95% of people here are retarded and think theyre smart money "buying the dip" with absolutely ZERO long-term outlook.

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>>17414223
>he doesnt realize this dip will continue until Trump is re-elected

>> No.17414311

>>17414282
>imagine how many families will be impacted and therefore mortgages will be defaulted and people won't be able to spend money because they are jobless

lol fucking losers

should have studied options

>> No.17414314

>>17413974
it's a fucking flu virus, or are you actually a 70+ year old boomer?

>> No.17414321

my portfolio is rather red right now, lads

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>>17414304
buy puts

>> No.17414326

>>17413899
incredibly based

>> No.17414333

>>17414282
>THE WORLD WILL DEFINITELY END THIS TIME, I PROMISE.

>> No.17414334

>>17414314
leave and never come back, youre actually too braindead for this general. no im not shitposting, youre IQ is far below the requirement needed to post here.

>> No.17414335

OH NO NO NO ITS STILL FALLING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17414339
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17414339

It's just that simple. You can hedge with puts but you'll be missing out in 2 weeks time if you hold onto your cash like a pussy.

>> No.17414344

>>17414197
If it didn't help before why would it now

>> No.17414345

>>17414273
Different virus, idiot.

Dengue Fever
>Those who become infected with the virus a second time are at a significantly greater risk of developing severe disease.
>Symptoms are high fever, rash, and muscle and joint pain. In severe cases there is serious bleeding and shock, which can be life threatening.

ADE in action

>> No.17414349

>>17414271
there's already a vaccine being produced, the mortality is less than 4% if you're under 70 and less than 0.5% if you're under 50.

>> No.17414353

>>17414334
make me bitch, keep crying

>> No.17414354

>>17414282
Calm down faggot, it's gonna be okay kek.

>> No.17414355

>>17413899
BASED J POW STRIKES AGAIN

>> No.17414356

>>17414321
post it

>> No.17414358

>>17414333
it doesnt have to end you fucking retard. it just needs to stall for a long enough time to cripple absolutely everything. holy fuck youre another retard anon tranny posting who has no fucking idea what theyre doing because youve been exposed to a 12 year bull market and thinks theyre smart. youre a fucking brainlet and have NO CLUE how the world works. let me guess you graduated with a general arts degree, got not job offers, now live in mommys and daddys basement trading options because youre smarter than everyone else, right? fucking inbred spastic.

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feelsbadman

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NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM NO BOTTOM

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>>17414360
hey, atleast not everything is red today, right?

>> No.17414375

>>17414311
You average Joe doesn't understand this shit, and most of them are slaves to loans and mortgages. Imagine if those slaves won't be able to pay their debts.

>> No.17414377

Guys I'm seeing bear funds that have been borderline dead for YEARS starting to spike hard.

>> No.17414386

uh oh poopy stinky

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>>17414358
Take a deep breath faggot. The SPX will be at another ATH by the end of next month. Screenshot this post.

>> No.17414393

>>17414358
>imagine getting this mad over anonymous strangers on the internet who dont affect your life in any way

>> No.17414394

>>17414298
who cares? it's brown people making shitty stuff for us now. us white people have better things to do.

>> No.17414397
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17414397

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STOP SELLING
STOP
STOP
STOP
PLEASE

>> No.17414400

Can we price in the recovery yet? This is going to pass like it always does. This isn't the time for a 10% correction.

>> No.17414401

>>17414314
Holy shit, an actual NPC. Do you think in symbols? Like when you are hungry do you only see a food icon blinking in your brain?

>> No.17414407

>>17414282
China's stress test was for like 4.5% growth or something, not gonn alook it up right now

they are fucked in a slowdown

>> No.17414410

>>17414400
My gold puts are already up 5% today lel.

>> No.17414411

>>17414392
no idea whats going on in that pic other than some titty

>> No.17414413

>>17414397
>he didnt sell last friday to buy back in today

>> No.17414415

>>17414393
imagine posting like a single digit IQ retard and then when someone calls you out on it you say 'hur dur u gert so mard" fucking retard.

>> No.17414420

It's funny. The first time this happened to me in Q418 I panicked and felt like vomiting. Now today I'm down 3% and all I can think about is what to buy next. Maybe some more Shell.

>> No.17414422

Anyone else eating and playing video games? I can't believe I timed the top and sold last week, kek

>> No.17414427

>>17414314
the people with 5%+ death rate have all the money in society dude and make all the business choices.

>> No.17414432

>>17414415
>SEETHING

>> No.17414434
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My portfolio is 94 dollars. Im gonna fucking yeet myself.

>> No.17414436

>>17414354
It's gonna be okay if you have enough cash on your side to survive for couple of months/years without a job to wait for a recovery AND if you will be able to find things to eat from the grocery stores.

This shit isn't going to end well at least for the mid term

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>>17414422
I'm feeling lucky as fuck.

Now we gotta decide when to buy back in which is just as important though. It's tougher trying to play these moves than passive.

>> No.17414444

>>17414314
>unironic ‘it’s just a flu bro’ posting
dios mio

>> No.17414448

>>17414401
yes anon I do, in fact these words I'm typing now do not constitute any form of 'thought' or 'idea' to my feeble mind, rather they are produced by a purely subconscious reaction to seeing the shapes and lines that make up your post

>> No.17414449

>>17414422
Same. I'm playing some magic arena on one monitor and watching the SPY fall on the other.

>> No.17414450

>>17414349
Yes, and?
Entire manufacturing areas within China are shutting down. Supply chains will be forced to move. Markets will shrink to adjust as this happens.

>> No.17414455

>>17414444
Were fucked

>> No.17414456

I dunno if I should sell now or wait it out

>> No.17414463

>>17414456
BUY!

>> No.17414464

>>17414436
How many weeks you got stocked?

I've got about 80 gallons of water and fuck tons of food.

Not gonna get pneumonia for this shit even if my death rate would be tiny.

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>>17414436
Take your meds, schizo. The grocery stores in America aren't running out of food anytime soon lmao. If you live elsewhere? I don't really care.

>> No.17414470

>>17414444
it is

>> No.17414474

>>17414456
I'm waiting until shortly after lunch time to gauge whether or not the market fucking crashes or recovers today.

>> No.17414486

Buy LCI. It's green and makes its drugs in the US. Buy it. Now.

>> No.17414489

>>17414465
It's not about running out of food.

It's about dealing with the virus itself. It can live on surfaces which a grocery store is full of for weeks. Not to mention if someone is actively sick inside the store at the same time or asymptomatic.

I'd rather not disinfect my fucking cans of food.

Buy now, stockpile, at worst you have some food to eat and won't waste money grabbing takeout.

>> No.17414493

If you faggots would’ve bought SPY puts this morning at 10:30 you would’ve been rolling in tendies

>> No.17414500

>>17413177
Newbie trader. I want to buy some puts on plastics companies. Where do I do this?

>> No.17414503

>>17414493
bought EWU puts instead

>> No.17414504
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17414504

The fuck just happened.

>> No.17414506

>>17414493
i bought calls....

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>>17414413
>Buying back in today
LMAO it's fucking over

>> No.17414513

>>17414504
what happened

>> No.17414517

>>17414500
Why the fuck would you buy puts on plastics? Just buy manufacturing puts or Index

>> No.17414519

>>17414504
sniffles

>> No.17414523

>>17414450
so buy the dip

>> No.17414527

>>17414493
>rolling in tendies
Back to plebbit, faggot

>> No.17414530

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU CHINA YOU LYING FUCKING BAT EATING SCUM

>> No.17414532

The fear is set, there's no going back now. It's going to shut Europe down, then South America, then North America.

BUY GOLD RIGHT NOW

>> No.17414534
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>>17414507
>he actually believes the bears in this mutant economy

>> No.17414541

>>17414523
Sure.
But right now is not the time.

>> No.17414543

>>17414444
checked for truth

>> No.17414553

>>17414523
It's about probabilities

What probabilities of outcomes is the market pricing in

where are they fucking retarded?

etc

That's the gist of this boring shit game, the rest is nonsense.

>> No.17414555

>>17414392
I hope you're right.

>> No.17414557

>>17414470
I personally haven’t seen entire megacities quarantined / people welded into their homes for the flu virus but, hey, maybe you’re right.

>> No.17414566

>all the retards who think coronavirus did this
It is only a catalyst. Recession was predicted to occur soon months ago. As long as the irrational socioeconomic system of capitalism remains, markets will be crashing with no surviviors every once in a while. If it wasn't corona, this would have happened after some trade war fuckup or bankrupt big boy company.

>> No.17414568

>>17414553
In the worst outcomes of this pandemic alone, I'd see a -50% market.

Today's correction is not enough but a healthy move towards a good probabilistic pricing.

>> No.17414575

need new bred

>> No.17414584

DOW about to hit -1000

LMAO

>> No.17414585

>he's not scooping up cheap VXX puts 2 months out

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>>17414566
>all the retards who think coronavirus did this
>If it wasn't corona
So corona did it?

>> No.17414590

>>17414566
>Recession was predicted to occur soon months ago
Recession is always predicted to occur "soon" unless you're in a recession already

>> No.17414594

>>17414568
but you have no idea when the bottom is, therefore put some money into this dip, if it keeps going down, DCA on the way down, and on the way back up.

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>>17414566

>> No.17414600

Anyone else a little bit green today? CETX and LCI meme holdings are carrying me

>> No.17414603

>>17414358
>>17414415
>Weedfaggot SEETHING again

NOOOOOOOOOO NOT A HECKING PERSON WHO DOESN'T AGREE WITH ME! I'm literally shaking right now.

>> No.17414604

If pricing this accurately. I think it's -15% move today instead of -5%

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>>17414504
Capitalism, just regular capitalism reaching another end of a cycle.

Marxism proven correct once again. How many times does this madness need to happen, till you stop playing this broken game?

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>>17414594
Yeah but I'm heavy long right now in Gilead. Never play fair.

>> No.17414623

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/24/opinion/coronavirus-pandemic.html

>> No.17414628

>>17414590
Yield curve inverted last year and Germany is already in a non-official recession since q4 last year. Also lowest growth rates across the globe.

>> No.17414629

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

CANCEL ALL ORDERS
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS
CANCEL ALL ORDERS
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS
CANCEL ALL ORDERS
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

>> No.17414630

>>17414600
Yeah but who cares, I lost a lot of money last month.
>still overall green but wiped out most of my profits for this year

>> No.17414631

>>17414615
until you kill yourself

>> No.17414636

good morning!

>> No.17414641

Been looking to get in AMD for 2 months. Is this the time to get it?

>> No.17414649

>>17414641
If you want to lose money

>> No.17414651

>>17414306
Lmao how fucking ironic that you're complaining about people buying the dip with "zero long term outlook" when buying the dip is fundamentally LONG TERM OUTLOOK. You dumb fuck some of us actually hold shit here and don't play the "how will this stock look in 3months?"

>> No.17414661

>>17414615
>marx was rite about obvious traits of capitalism
>therefore all of marxism correct

Commie cope is by far my favourite variety.

>> No.17414668

>>17414306
buying the dip doesnt make me smart, having more money than you do does tho

>> No.17414681

>>17414651
>HEY LOOK MA, I BOUGHT THE DIP, AND NOW HAVE TO WAIT 3 YEARS BEFORE IVE BROKE-EVEN. HAH IM SMART MANEY MA!!!!
fucking hick

>> No.17414692

>>17414615
kys faggot

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>>17414631
Why should I? Seeing capitalism destroy itself all by its own, is extremely wholesome to us.

And when capitalism is at crisis, you know whose time it is to return.

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>>17414489
Yeah man, imagine being this retard haha.

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>>17414668
>having more money
yeah i fucking doubt that KEK

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I'm locked on these until tomorrow, how will they do for the rest of the day?

>> No.17414712

>>17414615
>markets adjust to new parameters and shrink according to need
>CAPITALISM IS OVER Bernie 2020!

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God I am fucking retarded and weak. Im probably gonna get in trouble with my broker because I definitely just broke some free riding rules. I fucking hate all these stupid rules that only fuck over retail poors like myself. I think I should just quit and stop wasting my time. Im obviously too retarded for this.

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>>17414692
>Epic cope
I'd love to drink more of your tears, porky bootlickers

>> No.17414728

>>17413586
don't be greedy, invest in something you actually know stuff about like vidya and wait. Voila, easy 30-50%+ per year

>> No.17414729

>>17414698
hey retard thats after a 50% drop. We are only at the first 4% of 50%. So now you're down -46% good job pajeet

>> No.17414731

>>17414681
>TO WAIT 3 YEARS
>3 YEARS
LMAO, so longer than any recession in recently history? That's what you are claiming now?

>> No.17414732

>>17414681
When you can't argue against the point you attack the person. Nice.

>> No.17414734

new thread retards

>> No.17414736

>>17414726
you can go post on reddit now, you've shitposted here enough

>> No.17414744

>>17414712
>Markets adjust to new parameters and shrink acording to need
Based and economic genocide pilled

>> No.17414748

>>17414726
I bet you weigh 450 pounds

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>>17414693

>And when capitalism is at crisis, you know whose time it is to return.

Yep. Gonna be fun days again, Tovarish! :)

>> No.17414789

>>17414699
>yeah i fucking doubt that KEK
Post portfolio and prove it then. Look at how quick you are to make up an excuse so we don't find out about your teenage mememoney trading account .

>> No.17414798

KO at 59, boys.
Time to get in.

>> No.17414812

>>17414811
>>17414811
>>17414811

NEW
NEW
NEW

>>17414811
>>17414811
>>17414811

>> No.17414814

>>17414798
my poor KO leaps went from up 6% to down 15%

>> No.17414820

>>17414345
>different virus!!!!!
>posts another different virus
Stay in school kid

>> No.17414821

KO to 40 EOW check em

>> No.17414863

>>17414517
Because Korea and China are fucked and the world runs on plastics? Are you retarded?

>> No.17414933

Buying Netflix calls on Fri Close might be good

>> No.17414951

Friday close for Dow: 20000. Best case scenario