/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17400570
life insurance

Send me her contact info and your Ethernet address so I can send you 100 COSS

>>17400570
how big is your cock? that's pretty sad, bro

>>17400570
borrow some money from her then ghost

>>17400587
17cm. I was merely doing it for fun because I was bored and I took it too far. It's over

>>17400570
easy you dump the unloyal no honor slut and refuse to tell her why. she'll know why but cant tell you anything.

short your gf

>>17400610
Pretend that she failed your test and you are not interested in sluts that want to meet up on a first date for sex

>>17400570
>How can I profit from this?
You can't. Just move on and find another gf.

>>17400570
The bull should definitely make plans, but get in an accident on the way. Then see how long "he" can string her along while at home you're just chillin' and watchin'

Post reactions. I'll make the popcorn. We love you anon xD

>>17400570
As Chad, tell her you are in a bad financial situation and need money for expenses so you can meet up

Fuck it's truly over isn't it....I guess I could say that in some way I profited by getting rid off this unloyal slut from my life. I'm still deciding how i'll do it

>>17400570
Please post screencaps of this for maximum kek

>>17400735
Though to be fair, anon, it isn't a problem with your girl. Humans are just like this. This is just the first time you've gotten to see it. So don't over-react... it's not the first time it's happened to you and it won't be the last.

>>17400735
I cant stop laughing from this, im sorry anon

>>17400735
just dump her dude

dont stay and beta orbit her like a fucking cuck

Your inputs are greatly noted. What the fuck should I do as Chad?

Message her from your catfish account, say you know who her boyfriend is and then blackmail her.

>>17400759
>humans
>Not just thots

Hmm

>>17400735
fuck her good and dump immediately after cumming on her face, lmao

>>17400570
you should dump her but at least get some nudes from that slut and post them up for us

>>17400735
that was the biggest gain that many men never make before its too late. you gained knowledge. you know shes an untrustworthy skank and wont waste you life and time on her anymore. just be happy you caught it now, instead of 2 or 3 years down the line when you get married and she can take half your shit legally

>>17400570
Just meet up and act like nothing is wrong.

>>17400853
this would be tempting except for the fact she might have already started sleeping around with actual people not just OPs catfish so who knows what STDs she has now

>>17400826
Do the full True Lies routine where you blackmail her into stripping for you while you sit in the shadows and watch.

are assassination markets online yet?

>>17400853
This

>>17400610
like a woman you have large penis, pls stop hurting women pussies

>>17400949
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>17400802
Put me in the screen cap

>>17400570
Definitely cuck yourself

>>17400570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xckBwPdo1c

>>17401028
BEGONE FROM HERE YOU FOUL DEMON

>>17400610
How big did you tell her it was?

>>17400924
Come on, do this!

>>17400577
Checked and severely underrated. Also SAGE retarded shill thread

> no screencaps
> biz falling for this larp

truly pathetic. all of you.

>>17401064
This. And tell her "I bet your bf doesn't fuck you like this, does he?", while your cucking yourself with yourself.

>>17401152
hot

>>17401144
its literally teh most believable OP post ive seen in a long time