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Korean death cult edition

popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

basic stock market terminology:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com

https://www.finscreener.com/

Stock screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://nhentai.net/g/177674/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Epic bread
>>17387784
>>17387784

>> No.17391650

https://www.treasury.gov/resource-center/data-chart-center/interest-rates/Pages/TextView.aspx?data=yield

b-bros...

>> No.17391676

>>17391650
wew

>> No.17391686
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>>17391612
Valuable insights were gained here
>>17391650
Havent gov bonds not transformed in an easy way for banks to store newly printed money?
Bunds have negative yields and still get bought, simply because its cheaper for the European banks to buy German bonds instead of storing it in the ECB.

>> No.17391693

>>17391650
looks like its gonna be a long one

>> No.17391698

>>17391627
Pretty good work on the graffiti...
I'm a few eps behind, I think the subs are ahead of the manga translations.

>> No.17391704
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AG $15 by EOM

>> No.17391722

>>17391698
Paint 3D is pretty good for this. As easy to use as paint with ten times the functionality
>>17391704
Shiny rock gang unite

>> No.17391790

>>17391744
Are you the person who called me a TSLA obsessed weirdo?

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>>17391650

>> No.17391811
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17391811

>Move to my own place
>Apartment bottom floor
>A fresh area built just a few years ago
>The plateau is a gigantic ice cold cement block or some shit
>My feet are freezing on a daily basis
>Walk out into the kitchen to make some hot chocolate
>Random people walking by can just stare in at me
Fucking hell, why did I stress about moving? I would have been way more comfy at home with my mom and her food..

>> No.17391823

>>17391811
Buy slippers and $10 Walmart blinds tilted in the direction where you can see out but people would have trouble seeing in.

>> No.17391824

>>17391811
fag
liberty or death

>> No.17391828

>>17391811
Don't worry bro you get used to it, give it a week or two.

>> No.17391838
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>>17391627
FUCK TRIPFAGS

>> No.17391851

>>17391811
>what are curtains
>what is shoewear
>what is heating

>> No.17391854

>>17391838
Lad must have a real fucked up childhood
Feel bad for him

>> No.17391855

>>17391811
>>17391823
Or you can get paper blinds instead of vinyl mini blinds. Most paper blinds just stick to the top of the molding around the widow so you don't have to worry about not getting your damage deposit back.

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>>17391627
Here's some Sunday education on China:

https://youtu.be/rbHxeOQA1Mc

>> No.17391875

>>17391650
What am I looking at here?

>> No.17391877
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17391877

is it a good time to load up on SOXL? Or should I wait for sub $250?

>> No.17391882
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>BUY
Firearms
Ammo
Food
Water
Gold

>LONG
Healthcare (not penny stocks)
Utilities
Domestic manufacturing
Fintech

>SHORT
I’ll tell you later. ;)

>> No.17391893

>>17391627
Dividend producing stock recommendations?
DRD gold has been my best performer. Up 200% in the last 12 months, consistent 3% quarterly dividends.

>> No.17391895

>>17391875
a yield curve flatter than most nips asses

>> No.17391901

>>17391686
Kys anime fag go back to reddet with your chink cartoons
>>17391704
Your meme stock isn’t going anywhere you retarded pedo faggot

>> No.17391903
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40 minutes to movie night~
Tonight's feature is Inside Man (2006)
>>17391627
fugg that's so good with the graffiti, I haven't seen ep 7 yet :o
>>17391882
gonna buy some boolit with my divvies this week maybe ^_^

>> No.17391909

>>17391650
Literally nothing

>> No.17391916

>>17391895
Signaling recession? If so how soon?

>> No.17391922
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>>17391854
could be worse

>> No.17391927

>>17391901
>Being that faggy
>>17391903
Thanks
Watching it now

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>>17391916
>If so how soon?
the gorillion dollar question

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>>17391916
considering this is the 2nd inversion...(1st one summer 2019) I'd say 18 months minimum no earlier than 10 months

>> No.17391951

>>17391903
wtf was the link again?

>> No.17391953

>>17391938
Am I fool for sitting with 80% of my money in cash rn? Only have my Roth IRA in

>> No.17391959
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uhhhhh what if the central banks that have been buying shiny rocks are suddenly hit with an economic shock?

>>17391790
Are you the poster who spent days bumping threads to death talking nonstop about tesla and arguing with fucking baggie?

I still don't want to invest in autos...

>>17391823
This.

You might have a hard time spending money on yourself, but some things just gotta be done to give yourself bare minimum levels of comfort.

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>>17391823
This guy fucks.
>>17391838
>>17391882
based

>> No.17391962

>>17391953
idk man ive never traded a recession either

>> No.17391973
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>>17391953
iktf... cash is trash but I picked the dumbest time to start buying.

>>17391877
I accidentally 2 shares on limit buys I had forgot about... promptly ate shit and cut one of them. It's not a safe trade until it bottoms, be better off just buying NVDA and AMAT on the way down.

Unless Trump is about to fuck AMAT and Lam research with some anti-chink tech bill, which might be happening.

>>17391903
>he doesn't have a press to manufacture his own rounds from his spent casings

>> No.17391976

>>17391962

Recession must be soon....

I'm too scared to trade on the way down. I think I will sit in cash and wait til blood is in the streets

>> No.17391984

>>17391976
enjoy staying poor for the next 3+ years then kek

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>>17391823
>>17391851
>>17391855
Blinds are just weird to have in your kitchen and shit though. I shouldn't have to wear slippers to stay warm and heating is useless because its the floor that gets extremely cold, installing floor heating is an option sure.. but fuck that, I rather just move again.
OR. Keep the place, move to a new apartment and rent this one out.. hmm

>> No.17392013

>>17392003
>Keep the place, move to a new apartment and rent this one out.. hmm
do that
rent it to some student cunts

>> No.17392018

>>17391976
peanut brain>>17391984 is correct. Atleast buy a dividend that hasn't ever been cut instead of sitting on cash

>> No.17392020

>>17391984
You can't be that dillusional...

>> No.17392026
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>>17392018
>>17392020
absolutely s e e t h i n g poverty trannies

>> No.17392027

>>17392013
Sounds like a plan

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>>17391959
I made 40k off TSLA, you fucking asshole. Anyone that took my advice and bought the stock would have made 200% within a few months. If you spent a fraction of the time not being retarded as you spend jerking off to cow monster girls, you would have made that as well.

FUCK TRIPFAGS.

>> No.17392031

>>17392018
Such as?

>> No.17392036

>>17392003
he gave you a simple solution.. if you don't want to take it.. don't go to him for your problems...

it's like when someone says they are always broke and trying to lose weight and you tell them maybe they should stop going out to eat but say "oh no.. i couldn't do that" .. then they'll just have to be overweight and broke and not complain about it if they don't want a solution

>> No.17392039

>>17391877
i reiterate:
how many of that ETFs assets are asian semi factories?
weve already determined theres decent gook exposure, no?
worst korea is NOT looking good rn. keep your eyes peeled on their news

>> No.17392047

>>17391959
>uhhhhh what if the central banks that have been buying shiny rocks are suddenly hit with an economic shock?
Did not even happen 2008. And as long Germany and the US not sell, which they never do, it should be fine.

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>>17391951
I will poast it at 11:00 EST hold your horsey
>>17391973
>cash is trash but I picked the dumbest time to start buying
I'm excited right nao honestly, sunmommy says the CDC is prolly gonna announce caronachan is a full blown pandemic soon (maybe monday), this is a gud opportune to buy
I wish I had a reloading bench but I think I want to own more than 2 calibers first, I don't shoot that that much

>> No.17392074

>>17392029
based

i also made about 40k flipping tsla options top kek
buy and sell on the giant green dildos
it is just that easy

>> No.17392077

>>17392054
>EST
fucking finally

>> No.17392078
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17392078

Does anyone here have a python script to scrape the sec website for new 13g filings and insider buys ? Is it difficult to set up?

>> No.17392087

>>17392036
But I didn't know what his solution to the problem was until I posted and he replied, Mr. LCI to $6 then $60

>> No.17392088

>>17392078
i reckon thats not something anyones gonna share if they do

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>>17392088
well theres YouTube tutorials on it, didnt know if anyone was feeling generous so I dont have to code it all myself

also check that ID

>> No.17392138

This fucking market bubble needs to pop

>> No.17392153
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>>17392054
I’m a legitimate doctor, I have the autism and pour over everything new on NCBI daily for fun. The virus isn’t going to be a legitimate pandemic, no matter what anybody says.

>> No.17392154

>>17392054
What do you own?
My first buy was a 8mm Mauser repeater, a Glock 19 and an AR .223 I think

>> No.17392156

Thoughts on TSLA?

>> No.17392174

>>17392116
>didnt know if anyone was feeling generous
not in this buisiness

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>>17392047
Was 2008 an inflationary recession though? Why would 2008 be relevant, this is a manufacturing and industrial recession/downturn, with a possible inflationary threat.

>>17392029
Great. You're definitely not obsessed.
>Not getting free test gains from HuCow milk
ngmi

>>17392078
Schwab puts those in my newsfeed for companies I'm invested in (not watchlist companies though...)
I think fintel and others can do stuff like that too.

>>17392153
I like this image, but it's not entirely accurate. A lot of the people just want a happening because they can't see themselves making it any other way. But if society is destroyed, they imagine they could be king of the rubble. So they stock up on food and water and bullets and gold, and fantasize.

Survival skills and disaster preparation are based, but many of them are nutjobs

>> No.17392210

>>17392153
a legitimate doctor who doesn't know pour from pore? affirmative action recipient or caribbean grad?

>> No.17392214

>>17392153
its the economic effects that are going to be the real problem
virus takes a long time to run its course
that means quarantine. this will effect trade and manufacturing output

>> No.17392237

Has anyone here actually beat the market? Serious question, because I want to start trading, but everywhere I read it says that you can't beat it.

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>>17392153
Thanks Doc, I'm feeling all ready for a green Monday.

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>>17391877
Wait for sub $100

>> No.17392250

>>17392153
My mommy litorally talked to Nancy Messonier kekkies. I'm not saying it's gonna be apocalyptic, just that the announcement of official pandemic status combined with more infections and possible deaths in the US will make stockies go down.
>>17392154
Sig sp2022, P80 compact, Ruger PCC my daddy got me, 50 cal blackpowder muzzleloader I built from a kit (great deal and so fun)

>> No.17392270

>>17392237
The market YTD moved like 3%. Probably more like 2% tomorrow.
Pretty much buying any stock with any kind of profitability would make you beat the market this year.

>> No.17392279

>>17392250
>dad is fed
>mom associated with world health orgs
>gets invited to bush senpai parties
imma find you one of these days amigo
we gon get reaaaaaal fuckin high

>> No.17392353

>>17392270
It always seemed like a boomer meme. I'll have to see once I finally put some money in.

>> No.17392359

>>17392237
Yes in December of 2018 I manage to beat the market. I utilized options and earnings plays to double what I would have lost buying an index.

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Movie night movie night! Get in here~
Tonight's feature, as previously stated, is Spike Lee's Inside Man (2006), I wonder if he'll tell us about how Hurricane Katrina was summoned by the HAARP transmitter to kill black people

>> No.17392391

>>17391903
Damn I wanna see Inside Man so much but I'm at work
I might make it for the second half

>> No.17392422

>>17392384
Is that what it’s about?
Army Corp of engineers fuckkng shit up? Embezzlement and govt contracts on disappearing wetlands? Endless dredging?

>> No.17392460

What happens to markters if Sanders wins?

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>>17392156
>>17392460

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>>17391916
>Signaling recession? If so how soon?
around about 6-24 months. ish.

>> No.17392502

>>17392460
they're trying to push bernie to win the democratic election because he has no chance against trump.. thus.. putting an end to the democrats chance of an election..

>> No.17392548

>>17392484
Great movie, only acceptable anime.


Really? Not sooner?

>> No.17392572

>>17392237
I picked my own stocks for the first time and sold options last year between April and November of last year in Robinhood before selling. I made more than a 30% return on the total cash I deposited into the account. With an index fund, I'm guessing I might have gotten a 10% return over the same period, maybe more or (more proabably) less depending on how I spread out my purchases. Maybe I was just lucky.

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It's not funny anymore. I don't care about the money. Everyone I know is in debt, they don't save anything, but that's not what gets to me. It's that when we hit rock bottom and people start jumping out of skyscrapers, that will only be the beginning. Central banks fully intend to reverse downturns by any means necessary, but this time they can't. By the time they realize it'll be too late.

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I just watched The Big Short, and basically, can anyone set me up with some student loan credit default swaps?

>> No.17392686

>>17392669
those loans are guaranteed by the federal gov't. They're expanding some of the due dates to well after the students die, so whoever holds the bonds at the time gets them paid back by the federal gov't so... go ahead and short that shit.

>> No.17392692

>>17392686
not all loans are subsidized

>> No.17392723

>>17392156
BUY. That run up was not fake. They have huge announcements coming
>April Battery Day
>Automated Semitruck production
>Massive Cybertruck orders
>Model Y Release
>Production strating in China
>New Gigafactories
>New Megapack battery power stations
Tesla is insane, they are representing potentionally trillion dollar marketplace in the next ten years. People think Tesla is just a car company, its not. It is an innovation and research company that will invent some of the most important technologies in the near future. Its market cap of 166 billion is low, it could easily be 200 billion EOY.

>> No.17392728

>>17392548
>Really? Not sooner?
That's just the general time frame from previous yield inversion to recession instances. It could be any time.

>> No.17392735

>>17392723
I will be shocked if Cybertruck sells more than 100k