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This thread is for the discussion and sharing of images of the Chainlink CMO, Adelyn Zhou. Rare Adelyns are greatly appreciated.

>> No.17362110

>>17362096
There's a girl in my class who looks like Adelyn

>> No.17362148
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After Adelyn failed the spelling bee she was disowned by her family for committing a grave Chinese sin. Her father told her that he no longer had a daughter and the entire family turned their back on her. Distraught with nowhere to turn she headed back to campus her place of shame. It began raining then, silver streaks that hid her tears as she struggled to stay warm.
Sergey found her there at the library clutching a wet dictionary just trying to keep warm while memorizing the words. Sergey spoke to her in soft words that warmed her heart. Although Adelyn didn't know Sergey very well. He didn't look like a scammer; he just looked like a thin nerd that meant no harm.
Sergey saved her that day and brought her to a place where spelling doesn't matter. A place where people do as they please without worrying about knowing anything about the problems of the world.
And that place, frens, is ChainlInk, a new land of opportunity where problems that really don't exist are being solved. Adelyn says Sergey is a modern day Wittgenstein and orcales are his problem. Adelyn is not sure what an oracle is or why it's needed or even if it's needed but she still keeps that same dictionary on her bookshelf to remind her of that faithful first encounter with Sergey. The dictionary is faded and torn and really isn't much help but it still brings her warmth and that's what's most important

>> No.17362157
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17362157

>>17362096
>>17362110

>> No.17362753
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I worked with her at Nextdoor. We were on the same team. AMA.

>> No.17362762

>>17362096
FUCK YOUR BAGS

>> No.17362776
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17362776

>>17362148
I love this pasta

>> No.17362799

I really wanna see a deep fake of her getting fucked hard by a couple white guys

>> No.17362818

>>17362799
Fuck it I’m going to figure out how

>> No.17362909
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>>17362096
is it fine that i want to lick tiger mommy's delicate feet so bad?

>> No.17363813

>>17362148
>>17362776

This is probably my favorite piece of link pasta ever

Only other contender is the pasta chain (Visualize... you are maniac... dude so are you... etc) which is just such a sublime newfag detector

>> No.17364063

This is just beyond sad, and spam as well.

>> No.17364331

>>17362110
There's 650 million of them in China