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Simp: The thread

>>17342641
plebbit posting, kys.

>>17342623
I went on a date with a 23 year old the other week. Straight up told her that I'l don't make much money. She seems fine with it and like you said she does enjoy talking about her day with me. Hoping for a second date this weekend but I'm not trying to come off too pushy for it

>>17342676
Like I said there's outliers. I hope you get lucky anon. Best wishes.

reminder you're a virgin simp reddit spacing
sage

>have a standard of living suitable for a 20 year old
>"waaah i hate when women want me to grow up i make 65k thats a lot of money!!"
>"ill just find someone whos age matches my maturity level"

>>17342695
Reminder that one space isn't reddit spacing, kys newfag.

>>17342623
Its generational. You were with 30 yr old boomer roasties, and now you are with the esoteric zoomer roasties.

>>17342694
Thanks fren. Shes dark skinned Latina but I care more about finding a loyal girl who worships me and my cock than saving the white race.

>>17342623

>>17342704
>buying roasties whatever they want
Imagine being this much of a fuck. Have sex incel.

>>17342704

if you're making $65k/year, you're in the top 20% nationwide in the US.

>>17342641
he's not wrong older females are bitter cunts mad chads arent fucking them and take it out on the beta chumps they settle for. If you werent a stupid virginal beta you'd understand this but your only experience with females is your mom and aunt on sundays so you still have this delusional fantasy in your head about chicks. 18-21 yr old girls can also suffer from the problem op was talking about but most are actually happy with an older guy who has his shit together and rarely bitch about the lack of money or apartment or whatever a 25+ female would weep about cuz she thinks she deserves more and better cuz the media and her friends said so. get a clue virgin and stop calling people simps when the only simp is YOU

>>17342695
simp seething anon told the truth about females. females wont suck your peen cuz you defend m'lady online. also its called double spacing underage you'd know that if you didnt fail school

>>17342704
simp defending a m'lady he'll never fuck

>>17342731
Latinas can be pretty crazy. Be careful.

>>17342759
They need to drop 10-15 pounds

ALL WOMAN ARE WHORES

>>17342759
>Chad posting
You will in fact make it anon if you haven't already.

>>17342704
>salary is maturity level
Bye roastie

Actually 16-18 is prime age

>>17342623
Anything that doesn’t end with a teen is junk

>>17342759
simp the thread sage

>>17342826
Your mom should have saged you out her asshole pajeesh.

>>17342805
>tfw asked out a coworker's 18 year old stepdaughter and she said yes

I really hope I don't fuck this up

>>17342694
damn, that ass

Where are you from? In northern europe being poor and having a minimalist lifestyle is actually the new hype.

t. homeless Real Traveler with as many girls as I want

>>17342623
It is like you are living is some twisted fantasy. The reason you think this is because you act like a retard around real women.

If you make good money should you hide it when dating?

>>17342870
Remember to ask her questions and be interested in what she has to say. Open with a compliment and end the meeting with an unresolved question. Example is, "wow you have x color of eyes, they're really striking, I never noticed that before" then immediately change the subject, that will stick with her and make her think about herself positively which in turn will make her associate you with feeling good. End on a question that hasn't been answered, "I really like your x hobby, I may have some experience with that, I'll tell you next time". It works everytime, trust me.

>>17342757
We don’t talk about the south anon

>>17342759
nigga what

>>17342968
United states, women may say they like minimalist lifestyle but I doubt they'd be able to follow through with it.
>>17342978
T. virgin
>>17343005
yes

Prime women are 25+ only a neet incel wants anyone that young.

>>17342623
>The last five relationships I've been through
stopped reading there

Not all women think like this, but most do.

Don't like it? Just date and never marry like Leo. Problem solved.

>>17342676

Younger women don't care as much about money because they don't value that in men at that age. They care more about your looks and having fun.

Once a woman gets near 30, her clock puts her mind on beta male provider mode.

Just remember, it's not yours, it's just your turn. Women who are not looking to marry can spontaneously leave you at any point for no reason. Enjoy it, but don't get attached.

>>17343096
Hmm, that last line, unironically good advice.

>>17343096
das some mgtow wisdom right there my kind sir

>>17343035

Yeah neet incels like the chaddiest Chads DiCaprio and Derek Jeter. Gtfo hag

I've got my heart set on a 59 year old widow I work with. I bet she gives the best blowjob ever given. I like her boobs and she's all but given up on life. Hard worker and very mean to the new people who have yet to prove themselves, but clearly submissive to her uppers. My biggest hangup is that if I go in, I have to go all in, or else when she kills herself it's gonna be blood on my hands or maybe she'll even murder suicide me. Nice tits though. She's a total cow

Oh, guess she's got some wealth tucked away too...

>>17343020
>a brainlet trying hard to comprehend

>>17343038
is coomer based on Dylan Roof? lmao

bruh

>>17343250
it even has the nasolabial folds

>>17342623
>not being ready for rich mommy gf game

>>17342623
> younger «white» women
Fixed it for you

>>17343009
actually good advice. If you give them the unanswered question it gives you or them an "in" to contact again. Women will use anything, "anon you said you were going to show me that song.."

>>17342623
true. they are not spoiled like 30 yo and can still bond and want love and relationship unlike the 30 yo hags. problem is, they begin fucking before they are 13 novadays
one question. what does it mean if a woman finds a man interesting? one bitch told me she found me interesting but didn't want to proceed any further, only a friendship
do they only find really attractive men interesting and want sex, love, relationship and children with them? the adventurous kind of men? the "wise" ones (even though they aren't wise). the knowledgeable man, but not the science or the knowing the true nature of life kind of man but the knowing the fun side of life kind of man (which is of course stupid, life ain't all about fun)

>>17343009
Thanks man. I kinda told her I'd take her on an overseas vacation as a graduation gift this summer. She's 18 but I would feel weird dating a high school senior, so I kinda wanna wait before making any big moves.

>>17342694
Took me a second. Rashomon right?

>>17342759

Yeah but those 21 year old girls grow up and then become cunts too so idk what is your point

i would say women are cunts from 15 and above nowadays

>>17343465
Regardless of what a woman says make it about her. A woman is most interested in themselves above everything else. This is the first phase of what you must do anyway.

You know what turns cute, innocent 18 year olds into bitter cunts?

>>17342623
>date older women
>forces you to work your max from her being unsatisfied
>become rich af
>leave her old ass for a new model
>be rich and have a new 20 yr old

This is how you profit OP. Clearly you ngmi.

>>17342676
Well she’s not going to throw all her baggage at you on the first date.

>>17343005
You should hide it even through to marriage

>>17342735
I'm starting to get a little aroused by these, was that part of your plan?