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Guys something fucked up just happened. I'm early at the fireside chat and I'm the only person here so far, so I came outside for some fresh air and saw Sergey and Ari talking about something. I nonchalantly came closer and Sergey was accusing Ari of stealing his burgers from the shared fridge. Ari then called Sergey a fat fuck and a liar to which Sergey started violently punching Ari in the face. He was laying on the floor all bloodied and Sergey still wasn't stopping and just kept kicking and punching Ari. After he was done with him, he turned to me and said "Now this is what you call Proof of Work" and then winked at me. Ari is unconscious and he's not breathing. I think Sergey just killed Ari Juels. What the fuck do I do?

>> No.17319162

>>17319137
At least he didn't kick Ari in the Juels

>> No.17319174

>>17319137
buy more of course. our CEO is a badass mother fucker.

>> No.17319198
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>>17319137
pic related

>> No.17319265

is this bullish?

>> No.17319272

Until I see pasta like this for pnk, I will never feel that comfy.

>> No.17319281

>>17319137
low tier shitpost.

>> No.17319316

>>17319137
Eh not too funny.
4/10

>> No.17319355

>>17319265
very

>> No.17319402

Rumor has it that Sergay has been eating Thomas's lunch these past few weeks. This has sparked a debate within the company's HR department on whether their fridge should be hooked up to a self-executing smart contract and each employee be implanted with an RFID chip to automatically unlock said fridge when said employees are within a few feet of said fridge. However, since Sergey has complete control over all things in and out of these contracts, he began devising a plan to counteract this new mechanism by inserting false data into the chainlink network which would render all data flowing into the network to be completely jumbled, rendering ALL contracts using chainlink utterly useless and allowing him to eat all of the contents of the employee fridge. Needless to say, things have been a little tense these last few days. I've since dumped all of my link and advise all of you to do the same ASAP!

>> No.17319420

>>17319265
no it's bullshit

>> No.17319463

>>17319137
its a doggy dog world

>> No.17320255

>>17319402
Man the chainlink team is a mess. I would suggest that any fellow 4channer sells immediately to avoid getting dumped on.