/biz/ - Business & Finance

pretty sure oil is about to do stuff

Thoughts on QCOM?

So sell NVDA and AMAT first thing tomorrow, eh?
How sad. I wanted to ride that train a bit longer

MSFT should be fine though.

>>17301004
Yeah I saw that on Friday. Snagged some calls on USO, but honestly we'll see.

>>17301016
TA wise it appears to want to range back up to around 95 and see how it feels up there.

>>17300910
Apple bears are pathetic in my humble desu. The company has the US mobile user firmly in their grasp. And these pocket computers wirelessly attach us to the flood of dopamine constantly available through social media, video games, pornography, Netflix, anime, and options gambling.

No one has been able to overthrow King Apple and theyve been trying for decades. Google and Samsung will keep trying, Microsoft already gave up.

>>17300981
This is good painting.

>>17301027
I hope the rest of retail is thinking the same thing. I want to buy back in to NVDA, AMAT, and AMD.

>>17301045
Oh yeah? I wouldn’t mind getting back in QCOM or AVGO too, but I forget the story there, I think there’s some legal troubles flaring up or something.

Will ONTX take a dip tomorrow? Heh...doesn't even matter. With all the good news on the horizon what's a few more months of waiting? At the end of the day I will still be dragging a fat green bag of cash all the way to the bank. I am 47 and this is my meal ticket...retirement baby yeah. I will be sipping my ties on the beach this time next year.

Which one is the next /smg/ bio meme?

>>17301086
>Oh yeah?
Maybe. Volume is pretty light. Mid term trend is fine. Probably not a very sexy trade but it does have upside from here, I think.

>>17301086
I just dont know if its already priced in. The banks and so on obviously know whats up way before we do
>>17301097
S-Sure buddy

>Dairy Farmers of America agrees to buy Dean Foods, America’s biggest milk producer, for $425 million

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/17/dairy-farmers-of-america-agrees-to-buy-dean-foods-americas-biggest-milk-producer-for-425-million.html

POST HUCOWS TO PAY RESPECTS/CELEBRATE

>>17301131
Hmmmmm will take a look before tomorrow if I remember. Thanks for the heads up.

>>17301151
Short term could be rough, but these companies all seem to be long-term winners to me. Maybe not ideal for buy and HODL though.

So now that economy is going to collapse, what are you going to do, fellow bearchads?

bullish

>>17301234
Long term? Sure. NVDA all the way.
>>17301016
Not sure. They generate more than 50% of revenue in China. With the chip embargo news from today I would be careful short term

>>17301016
$170 eoy because muh 5G. screencap this

>>17301234
>Dean Foods
holy it's only 0.19. I'm surprised it hasn't spiked due to news

>>17301280
AAPL makes up 19.99% of TECL and TECL is triple leveraged. Prepare your anuses (anii?), TECL-chads

>>17301389

>>17300395
https://youtu.be/9PWjqgM_CU8

>>17300981
your image quality is so low

I'm gonna wake up tomorrow morning and the bears will be wrong yet again, r-right?

im honestly so bored and unironically can't wait to go back to work tomorrow. i was out for an entire week with the Flu and im going stir crazy, anyone know this feel?

>>17301279
>>17301634
if my stocks go down my crypto go up

Futures opens in two minutes

>>17301634
No mercy.

>>17300981
question for disney physical stock anon, do they mail you all the years worth of dividends that youve missed out on? or do you lose out on those

>>17301716
>fug futures
it's ogre

>>17301747
nooooooooo
the bullrun is over

>futures

Any thoughts on DELL stocks?
They are back from their reorganizing.
Well-known brand.

>>17301589
Excellent! Thank you.

>>17301747
can't wait for tomorrow with my APT

>>17301747
OOOOOOOOOOOO. NQ almost down 100 points on the fucking open

>>17301388
It will probably spike tomorrow when the market opens, but they have a large amount of debt to service so it might not go parabolic

>>17301097
Some large institution bought 3 million shares on the 14th. Name of Stephen something or other. So I dunno, all these institutions buying kinda smells like something is brewing soon.

>>17301747
It'll head back up if Asia opens green.

You did not invest in BECKY, right senpai?

I will set some Stop Losses. Just im case the Americans panic because of one (1) company adjusting their guidance.

Reminder that savanon and Pendulum cannot explain when and why GALT will go up. If you are holding GALT, sell it before you are dragged down to zero.

Hey /biz/boys.

What would the brains trust think of this announcement? Should I buy, sell or run?

hotcopper .com.au/threads/ann-december-2019-quarterly-update.5230414/

>>17301899
Reminder that you deserve to lose money if you invest in bioshits

Bears in a nutshell:

>"it's gonna go down!"
>it goes up
>"it's gonna go down!"
>it goes up
>"it's gonna go down!"
>it goes up
>"it's gonna go down!"
>it goes down a little
>"HAHAHA STUPID BULLS I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU!!!"

don't encourage them.

>>17301910
Always buy. Never sell.

>>17301863
>if

>>17301923
>invest in bioshits
>invest
Seems like you're doing it wrong the whole time.
Biotech is the eternal and ultimative money maker but /smg/ is too retarded to use it.

>>17301557
Based nippon design
You just KNOW her MP is off the charts!

>>17301388
Why would it spike when the market is closed?

>>17301747
OH NO NO NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY!!!

We’re below Friday’s close right?
Japan likely to open red... this could be an unpleasant morning tomorrow.

>>17301953
Ok sorry
"You deserve to lose money if you gamble on bioshits that lost 95% of their value in the last 3 years."

>>17301097
Hopefully it doesn't fuck you anon
>>17301124
I'm partial to OBSV, will probably buy some after I get out of ROKU for a small profit.

>>17301973
>last 3 years
Again.
You don't know shit about making money in the biotech sector.
>lost 95%
Irrelevant
>value
Imagine thinking that stock price equals value

>>17302007
>OBSV
What's the gist here?
I bought infi at 1.34.
Stable price so far without catalyst.
4 cats incoming this year and lots of cash.
I expect a doubling within 6 weeks.

Do I buy FCEL, SPCE or SDGR at open? I want to make money with this purchase.

>>17301816
my dad is really interested in them for some reason, but i don't see how they're innovating. i guess they got some 5G shit going on but who knows when that's going to come to fruition, if ever. AMD is just clearly better in the tech stock department.

Well looks like mid March or April I'll be finally getting my new job. Internal transfer so just a simple 2 weeks notice formality thing then the next day after my final day at my old job I just show up at my new position. Getting an 15% raise (10% right off + 5% after 6 months), work fewer hrs, and doing something that I have a knack for and most of my education is in. Be sweet if the Gov's budget passes intact. Then I'd get a further 1% raise this year followed by another 1% next year so all in all a 17% pay hike.

fucking AAPL you bitch ass nigga. FUTURES WAS GREEN UNTIL YOU HAD TO TALK ABOUT MUH KUH ROE NUH VIRUS

>>17302027
i dunno, which were you thinkin?

>>17301816
Wow, memes without a single wojack or pepe? That takes me back

>>17302056
Don't know what everyone is freaking out about, It's not like it was a surprise to anyone

>>17302051
nice, what job? federal or state? ive been waiting foreer for a state job, still on a fucking waitlist because im white and not disabled

>>17302051
Nice! Congrats.

>>17302056
AAPL is once again proving themselves to be the adult in the room and issuing clear and honest guidance. You will probably see futures stabilize, and possibly recover.
If companies try and mimic the Chinese government by saying nothing for as long as possible and then releasing bad news, it will be worse for the markets because of the uncertainty.

>>17302010
>Imagine thinking that stock price equals value
Unless it grants magical powers the price is usually how I would describe the value of a stock
>Irrelevant
No.
Just. No.
>You don't know shit about making money in the biotech sector.
Post portfolio

>>17301934
Japan economy is kaput. The domino effect is coming.

Always assume the opposite position at close of what futures suggest

>>17302125
>Post portfolio
Based.

The poorfag meme stockholder is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, a huge faggot, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But tell him to post portfolio and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>Tokyo Marathon canceled for most runners in an effort to slow coronavirus

OH NO NO NO NO
NOT THE AMATEUR MARATHONERINOS!!!

>>17302133
It's not kaput, it was in a bubble and somehow morons like you expect it to get back to recent values where the average PE was 105. Not a few companies the AVERAGE.

Japanese value stocks have been globally outperforming

>>17302186
It was tumbling down before corona, and it's going to get worse. It doesn't matter if the "virus dies in heat", Japan will be frozen for 2 months.

>Apple said on Monday that it was cutting its sales expectations because of the coronavirus in China, in a sign of how the outbreak has hit global business and is set to exact a steep toll.

>The iPhone maker, which is highly dependent on Chinese factories and Chinese consumers, said in a statement that its supply of smartphones would be hurt because production was ramping up more slowly than expected as China reopened its factories. Apple also said that demand for its devices in China had been hurt by the outbreak; it closed all 42 of its stores in the country last month and most have yet to reopen.

>“Work is starting to resume around the country, but we are experiencing a slower return to normal conditions than we had anticipated,” said Apple, one of the world’s most valuable public companies.

>Apple is one of the first companies to publicly disclose the extent of the chain effect from China and the virus on the business world. Many global firms rely on factories in China to manufacture goods as varied as socks and laptop computers. And Chinese consumers, who had ridden a wave of rising wealth, had been avid buyers of luxury goods, iPhones and many other items.

>>17302022
Big catalyst coming 1H 2020 and they are damn near done with a really useful drug. It's a women's health company. Also, the price is at historic lows right now.

>>17302125
Post your folio before demanding it of others. You don't get to be a smug cunt with a three figure robinhood account.

Thoughts?

>>17302051
The only downside is that well I'll be under kinda strict scrutiny for 6 months so I gotta toe the company line. No checking my brokerage account or looking at stock tickers. So I dunno I hope ONTX has a nice spike before I land the new job so I can be able to quickly capitalize on it.

>>17302266
>Spends literally months ducking showing his portfolio, comes up with every defense under the sun.
>WTF, I love people posting their portfolio now

>>17302273
>alarm clock

>>17302172
>>17302125
>sucks at X
>"hurr durr everybody who does X is dumb"
That's some 3rd grader cope, Anon.
That's quite pathetic.
I'm neither falling for your shit nor do I have some weird urge to pander to you brainlets.
If you can't make money on short term plays then simply stick to your indices and search yourself a old people investing forum.
Stop shitting up the thread.
>inb4 slowjak spam

>>17302108
State. I'm a current state employee so that makes it a little easier. Be in the IT field.

what does /smg/ think of NIO? Good idea to accumulate now or wait for sub $2?

I want to drink some raw milk.
Where’s my hucow?

Am I a small brain? I can't find how Dairy Farmers of America trades. Are they a private cooperative? Some weird OTC thing?
>>17302220
How on earth was this unexpected?

>>17302179
Listen I'm happy with all the cowgirls but why in the HECK are they all 3d? What kind of thread do you think this is?

>>17302324
They're a co-op

Anyone have anything they are almost sure will not eat shit this week (i.e. even minimal growth but no reason to think chinese aids is going to affect it). Literally any stock or ETF will do. Thanks.

>>17302266
can i see your positions heading into tuesday?

>>17302353
Treasuries

>>17302364
ok ok ok other than treasuries

>>17302324
Co-op.

>>17302289
just swing trade instead of day trading. only takes like 30 mins a day especially if you use TA and trade good growth companies. not much FA has to go into swing trading AMD besides "yup... still a great company" and that's it lol. you can still make money from the stock market without constantly looking at tickers.

>>17302314
I've been a state worker since 2005. I fall into the "good" retirement plan. (Thank god). Let's just say the one the new hires fall in suck balls. Your better off just going into the private sector.

>>17302266
>SNSS
>Relevant opinion
>>17302310
Post portfolio

>>17302353
Amazon I think
Though people may just sell based on "AAPL is big and Amazon is big so Amazon will fall!"
Also V and MA.

>>17302362
I already posted them in the last thread

>>17302330
The kind with a little variety because /biz/ has a history with Asian women especially. It’s very hard for me to imagine what 2D Hu-milk would be like.

After all, I’ve never sucked on 2d tiddies before.

>>17302491
for sure thx.
nice stack btw

>>17302471
Nice, thanks. I was thinking about V. Only thing I wonder about is if people take this as a bigger signal for the economy then V and MA might go down (they both did on 1/30 with the major indexes).

I was also considering NFLX for this week as they have no China exposure.

>>17302310
Why are you upset? No one said you suck at trading or that it was impossible to make money off of those stocks, they said you deserve to lose money if you invest in bio stocks, which is true. This can further be extended to trading them in general due to how slow the move and their high risk.

Post portfolio and learn how to form proper sentences.

HOW THE FUCK DO I CONVERT AN INDEX OBJECT TO STRING FORMAT

>>17301124
HRTX, opioid crisis solution. Non-opiod 72 hour surgery pain relief. PDUFA in March means runup agile style

>>17302522
I dont think its a bigger signal desu. and will also hold MSFT.
I only fear for AMAT, AMD, NVDA and AAPL. I dont hold AAPL or AMD though

>>17302551
str()

>>17302437
Me: Retire w/full pension,medical in 11 years + a separate traditional 401k that I can tap at age 60. I have to put in at least 27 yrs. Sick time can (and has been used to) knock down the time you gotta put in. I'll be 48 (or lower cause that sick time is still getting racked up each month). New hires: Solid age 65. No pension, just a 401k. The 401k is just a Target Fund so really you could do it on your own instead of going through the workplace middlemen. Medical coverage is still the same though.

How do inverse ETF's work? I can't just hold one for a year right?

>>17302607
y not
you do you

i'm hodling TQQQ for years
all green all day baby

>>17302555
Thanks, anon.
Will check out.

>>17302607
You dont. They decay really fast and are usually used for short term spikes.
Also stocks generally go up long term and betting against that is a bad idea.
>>17302619
>TQQQ
>Inversed

>>17302647
Is that because they compound daily? Am I wrong on this? I'm alittle confused.

I am interested in preparing for a recession and betting against the markets. Any suggestions for me? I am just in cash rn

>>17302551
o.toString();

>>17302551
string str = $"{o}";

TIC TOCK BULLFAGS

>>17302647
sorry i went to a public school in the proud state of utah, which has an adult literacy rate of 70% so i didn't see the word inverse which i tend to associate with a certain old school anime girl who was responsible for teaspoons upon teaspoons of my newly post pubescent cum way back in the day

>>17302682
>I am interested in preparing for a recession and betting against the markets. Any suggestions for me?

yeah, don't. smarter people than you have tried, and they've just continued to be trampled by this bull market with no brakes.

>Futures going back up from the micro ""dip""
How unexpected

>>17302682
If we enter a recession an inversed ETF would be good, but only till we hit stabilization. Also the stocks usually drop quite fast. One week and they hit the first bottom.

Gold and Silver are always good as well btw.
>>17302732
Understandable

I will sleep comfortably tonight, content that the bull treads on

>Starbucks wifi lets you access Barron's and WSJ free
NEATO!

>>17302761
MOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Hehe. What a great day for stock trading today was, right fellow stock traders? How many big trades did you guys, who have investments just like I do, make today?

>>17302785
market's closed so i bought some dogecoin
dogecoin will hit $1 USD by 2030 so don't miss out

>>17302774
This
Fucking bears
>>17302777
Moooo

>>17302682
My friend was like you in 2015 and made a suicide attempt for thinking a crash was "GOING TO EVENTUALLY HAPPEN THIS YEAR IT HAS TO"

>>17302785
Did nothing and just watched my stocks grow
If US markets are closed values are based on European markets/Frankfurt.
And they had a blast today.

>>17302029
dell makes nice monitors as well, doesn't need to be innovation all the time. should be enough to make nice stuff.

>>17302088
date modified was april 2012 on my disk but the image is probably from before 2010. here's another one from the era you miss.

i don't know why but 4chan modified my uploaded image. the one i have on disk is 656 KB but for some reason the one in >>17301816 is 677 KB. i don't appreciate 4chan modifying images for seemingly no reason

>>17302761
>>Futures going back up from the micro ""dip""
>How unexpected
>>17302774
I will sleep comfortably tonight, content that the bull treads on

>>17302795
>Buy Gold in January 15
>No recession
>Still have a comfy +50% return till 2020

>>17302819
what the flying fuck, it happened again. image on disk is 93 KB but it's 99 KB on 4chan.

>>17302761
>>Futures going back up from the micro ""dip""
>How unexpected
>>17302774
>I will sleep comfortably tonight, content that the bull treads on

>>17302830
>>17302844
Calling that a dip...
I dunno

Snapchat Twitter AMD Nvidia

Blogpost but a customer at work the other day randomly hit off a conversation with me and started shilling Chainlink without me even mentioning crypto. It was pretty surreal, but apparently he bought in while it only cost a few cents so congrats to him for making it I suppose.

>>17302179
>>17302323
>>17301972
>>17302499
>>17301234
Based and dairy pilled. Here's to making it and funding the development of genetically altered cowgirls.

>>17302874
oh yeah? well i saw craig walking by the temple today

>>17302874
I hope you kicked his ass for lying and being retarded

>>17301004
oils finna bout to go down

>>17302584
DOESN'T WORK

>>17302700
DOESN'T WORK

>>17302719
WRONG LANGUAGE

ERRRGHHGHHGHGH

>Natural Gas Contracts
>Day's Range
>1.927 - 1.94

>>17302874
I don't believe you.

what about gopro?

>>17303008
Just buy fucking apple or samsung, the fucking cameras on everybody's cellphones have put people like kodak out of business.

>>17302273
who the fuck taught you to buy such short dated options? seriously don't do that. you're an idiot.

>>17303000
It was proceeded by some shit about how blockchain was the future of everything so they seemed like the usual kind of cryptocultist.

>>17303027
GoPro are fucking huge with vlog fags now though, plus they've basically become cyclists' answer to the dashcam now.

>>17303046
> Seriously don't do that

Thoughts on MO? I like the idea of a dividend king with that high of a dividend but I don't want to be too undiversified.

>>17303084
I get that you like roulette but I've made 300% off options that still have 5 weeks left on them.

thoughts on buying ford? pretty undervalued imo and dividends

>>17303100
I was going to pick some up now that it's dipped, but I'm partial because I have a good friend of mine that lives near Detroit.

Keep your eyes on DGLY
> Shares of Digital Ally Inc. vaulted 54% higher on premarket-leading volume of over 1.9 million shares, after the video recording and analytic software company filed to withdraw a common stock offering.
> A move praised by investors

> The stock had soared 28% on Feb. 4 after the company announced its largest-ever contract in its history that included 5,000 body cameras with the company's software infrastructure service to a "national police force,"

Fundamentals are there and RSI shows that the trend is about to reverse

>>17303097
Short term, yeh. Long term, nah

>>17303100
buy atleast 100 shares and sell weekly calls on them. F is a turd but theres ways to make money on it.

>>17303100
Look at the archives and notice the only person who shills F only shills companies that are circling the drain.

I have no interest but I’m pretty sure the US govt wants to keep them in business as long as possible.

>>17303166
How do you figure? I get that cigs are dying but they are moving into dude weed and boomer booze.

okay real talk when is this coronavirus shit going to be done? like when do you think it will actually be over, and we don't have to worry about it affecting the markets anymore? i guess spring, maybe summer time because it dies to the heat/humidity or whatever?

you've had your fun chinks but now i want to hold positions overnight again.

>>17303205
Buy Inovio and Regeneron

>>17301671
I was out for four days last week. Fuck that shit. Feel better anon.

>>17303202
To be clear, I'm chasing dividend snowballing with a DRIP more than capital gains.

>>17303214
Regeneron is good but this pump may have too much to do with the coronavirus.

The virus concern will die down over the next month or so, don’t buy into corona cure hype 2 months after it started.

Probably not going to get any real vaccines or treatments for another year or so.

Sometimes during my lunch break I'll bring up the stock ticker of the S&P or a few of my other stocks on google and just watch them move. Its strangely calming, seeing your wealth increase (or not) with every little tick. Then for grins I'll do a rough calculation of my fat payday if such and such stock hits x.xx amount.

>>17303098
I don't like roulette, I like following trends and flipping weeklies. These are already the second batch of calls for 2/21.

>>17301899
Savanon told me it would moon, was he wrong?

>>17303344
GALT is shit. SAVA has potential at least.>>17303344

1 hour until CAGNY

>>17303385
Based.
Anyone good tonight? I can’t tune in.

>the markets will open back up tomorrow

>>17303335
you linked 2/18 options not 2/20

>>17303205
>real talk

My japan puts from last week gonna be good money kek

>>17303205
After spring earnings season. If the numbers are down but Corona chan appears to be mostly under control at that point, you'll see some short dips followed by overall rally. Expect more snibs until then.

>>17303571
I didn't link my actual contracts, I think you have me confused with someone else.

It's my 1 year anniversary of joining the stock market guys. I made -$85 :D

>>17303701
>he didn't just buy an index fund

>>17303676
then bugger off. I was replying to someone about their contracts and you try to butt in like some asshole

>>17302522
Everything has China exposure. Where do they manufacture the coffee straws used at the kraft services table on the film set?

Look around you every day and try to guess where the things in your world are made.

>>17303701
thanks for the cheddah

>>17303701
Better than a lot of people, anon.

TECL is gonna be so fukin rekt tomorrow. Shit is gonna be legendary. Cap this

>>17301557
Lads

>>17303701
explanation of the weird chart

>>17303000
Fuck off

>>17303834
This has the makings of a solid shitpost, anon

>>17303834
lmao

short TSLA

My Body is Ready for tomorrow. SNSS is hitting $1 this week I think

>>17303998
i did. im suffering

Look at that

>>17303834
Glad you kind of made it back.. but it's not really consistent so I wouldn't start cheering just yet

Heckin AAPL Guidance Cut-erino is already priced in. do you really think you are smarter than multi trillion hedge funderinos and motherfucking bankers like goldman sachs elitst college graduates? If anything if it wasn't priced in stocks would have been much higher. Don't even ask the questionerino ever again. The answer is yes, it's priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earningerinos? That's already been priced in-erino. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D's and found out that the burgers are made of human meaterino? Priced in. You think insiders don't already know that? The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even bornerino. Your very existence was priced in-erino decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oilerino's expected future earnings-erinos based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc. Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original thoughterinos. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Free will is a mytherino. The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universerino (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe). So please, before you make a post on /smg/-erino asking whether AAPL has priced in earpods 11 saleserinos or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don't ask such a dumb fucking question againerino.

>>17304008

>>17303100
all ford does is sell cars on loans, all of their cars massively depreciate basically the moment they are bought. if the economy ever slows down and people become unemployed, they wont pay their car loans back, killing Ford. pretty risky for just a dividend and basically no growth.

>>17304061
Kekorino

Gilead gild train at station ready for pumping

Gild ready for a pump

all aboard if you want a good odds pump target!

>>17304061
>clap
>clap
>clap

>>17304073
The only good Ford had going for them in my country were them being the go-to car for Raggare, kind of sad to be honest

INO anyone??

https://finance.yahoo.com/video/u-based-inovio-pharmaceuticals-says-164212898.html

>>17304210
Kys

>>17304061

>>17303100
ill pick some up when it bottoms out around $3 a share

>>17303205
about 2 years from now. seriously, it hasnt even begun in the west yet. and china is just about to climb, it hastn even peaked in china yet

>>17302220
Ba has already warned corona has affected production.

>>17304061
no one:
absolutely nobody:
still nobody:
not a single soul:
literally no one:
not even big chungus:
random incel on 4chan: comfy sneed thread
[everyone disliked that]
baby yeed: wait that's illegal
brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
pickle rick: *slaps roof of car* luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
luke: *is retarded*
CIA: Bane?
sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
[OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name]
CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
stan lee: *flies past in a spaceship* ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
area 51 guards:i bet i can take on keanu reeves
keanu reeves: you sure about that
keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards
area 51:wait thats illegal
[Everyone liked that]
CIA: am I a joke to you?
Alt right incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai....
Baby Yeed: hold my beer
Big chungus joined the chat
Drumpf has left the chat
4chanlets: 'Yeah, I'm thinking this is kind of epic based pilled, maybe a bit of a coom moment?? Idk think I might post a frog.

>>17304221
did you even read the article?

>>17303701
if you had dumped all that into SPY you would have gained like $500

>>17304276
Pretty sure a lazy disingenuous fucktard who can't even type out "Kill yourself" didn't read shit.

Well almost the 18th and no amended tax docs on e-trade yet. A good sign. I'll file my taxes tomorrow.

>>17304290
>GUIZE I HAVE 100K SHARES OF SNSS!!! BUY SNSS!!!

Tomorrow: gonna write a NEE put credit spreads, holding SNPS credit spread through earnings

>>17304349
Thank you for proving that you are exactly the class of feckless loser I knew you were.

>>17304397

He guys what do you think about investing in companies that are working on cures for the novel coronavirus?

Pretty smart right?

>u r feckless loser I no
Hehe rekt what a chad shill. I’m going to throw my allowance at all your stocktwits picks now!

>>17304496
Total gamble unless you know enough about the topic to be able to determine which ones actually have a shot at doing so quickly vs. not.

>>17304233
any reason why u think it’s going to go down to 3$?

>>17304496
The problem is backing the right company, there's dozens, and they are all competing against each other to be the first to discover it, so they get government contracts and get bazillions of dollars.
If you're backing a racehorse, you want to bet on the winner.

>>17304577
Name something Ford makes that anyone wants that isn't a Mustang. Harder mode: remember Toyota competes in the truck market.

I want to short the Yuan, should I go with YCS or EWV and why?

hello /smg/, anyone know where i can L2 book data for free? IB are extremely hebrew and dont like giving out the information to the goys

>>17304496
Gilead but you gotta understand the strat behind it

It’s been a ride bros. I don’t know what to do with myself anymore. Wishing you the best gains. I have to make it within 8 years or I’m roping.

>>17304397
>>17304434
this is proper, how do you get started with this shit?

>>17304687
Nowhere for free, Robinhood for $5 a month. If you need programmatic access, look for the reverse engineered RH api library on github

>>17304496
theres a few on the asx have have been going absolutely nuts over the last 2 months but it would be really dangerous buying into them now

>>17303202
It will likely go up. Technically, this stock is oversold, but weed stocks aren't doing too good right now and frankly being in something that has low to moderate demand doesn't guarantee gains. Especially since this company isn't particular..."big" anyway

>>17304687
open an account with tdameritrade

>>17304635
Falcon

ITS VERY EARLY
>>17304570
>>17304623
Just buy them all! It’s a sure thing and we’re very early, everyone’s going to be talking about the coronavirus soon! One of them is bound to be a ten-bagger!

Let’s just do what these guys say they seem VERY well informed!

->17304688
->17304429
->17304210
->17304087

Why would they post these things if they didn’t have a good record of being correct about stocks?

>>17304270
Did you write this yourself?
It’s pretty ebin!

>>17304749
might not be able to as a non-US citizen. ill give it a try anyway

>>17304429
>never leaves this thread
>calls others loser

>>17304728
protip

C S L
S
L

They don't just do research, they are also practically the only distributor in straya. If some other company discovers a workable vaccine, the government will pay for it and send it to CSL to mass produce anyway.

>>17304635
You're seriously discrediting the popularity of the F series trucks. I'm not gonna say it's not going down to $3. But Ford is very strong and toyota doesn't compete in the fleet market with them at all.

>>17304776
You gotta stop giving these stocktwits faggots attention.

They’re ruining the thread, but you’re throwing gas on the fire.

They will undoubtedly lose money on their smalltime attempts to swindle other traders, and will forever be stuck with a cuckholded mentality.

WELL IT LOOKS LIKE I BOUGHT A LITTLE EARLY

>>17304785
Wait till they cut their dividend. It's simply not sustainable.

>>17302551
index=string
yw kiddo

>>17304810
But its funny how angry they get

>>17304858
Not really, because they shit up the thread giving terrible advice and acting like they’re not constantly being BTFO.

>>17304821
lol are you the guy that keeps saying he's waiting for a sne dip? Then gave in last week and just bought?

Is it finna happening?

>>17301899
Well sava has made me shit tons so I'll take his word for it for a small play.

>>17304883
...maybe

Tomorrow is gonna hurt. Can’t wait for that V-shaped recovery...

>>17304936
Buy every dip right?

>>17304936
I mean, you have a nice dip to buy now.

>>17304950
Maybe... but if you followed that advice in dudeweed or HMNY or BGFV uhhhhh....

>>17304852
turns out it was something completely different and i can't believe i forgot i didn't include it but it's permissible considering how many fucking brackets i have in that one section of code.

but now i have to figure out why my merging isn't working correctly. why the fuck is this shit so tedious to learn

>>17304397
Why do you have so much fresh pet? I work at a grocery store and this shit just doesn't sell.


I'm buying SUMR first thing tmrw

>>17304950
>>17304956
SELL SPY AND QQQ CREDIT CALL SPREADS AT MARKET OPEN TOMORROW... or maybe wait a few hours for the dip

>>17305030
I remember it selling pretty well at target. It’s in its own little fridge right?

>>17305030
>increasing revenue
>decreasing earnings

What does this mean!??! (but really though it's administrative costs fucking this company over, prolly a bloated HR department...)

Buy TECL at the open tomorrow. Load the fuck up. Buy half your stack at 9:30 and the rest at 10:30 after everything shakes out. 15% profit by Friday. Easiest money you ever make

>>17304577
because ford has done nothing but go down for years. can you think of a single person you know who says "ford makes a quality car" or even "ford makes a car thats good bang for the buck"

no. everyone you know says "ford cars fall apart after 6 months lmao everyone knows domestics are cheap chinkshit parts cobbled together by illegal spics"

>>17304641
you want to short the currency that is illegally manipulated at a micromanaged level by a communist authoritarian nation state to the point that it never decreases?

Hello, I'm drunk so it's time to shill TMDX again.

>Background
I have been in the weirdly niche area of medicine which is organ procurement and transplant for a few years now and have genuinely never used or seen used a device which does not belong to Lung Bioengineering (recently bought out by United Therapeutics/UTHR) or TransMedics (TMDX)

I work for an unspecified transplant program and in the course of our operations, my team flies to various hospitals across the country and procures organs. Early last year, I heard a lot of discussion about TMDX's OCS, centers buying it to run studies and the like. Since Duke successfully used their device to facilitate the first ever donation after cardiac death (DCD) in December of last year, the hype over this thing has skyrocketed within the transplant world.

>Shill
Why are DCD hearts a big deal for transplant programs? To put it in perspective, there were somewhere around 9200 standard criteria (brain dead donor) hearts transplanted in 2016. There were just shy of 1700 DCD donors whose hearts simply went to waste because we simply didn't have the capability to. Google cites over 1.4 million for a heart but the internal stats that I remember from an industry study is more like $800k a pop.These machines cost nearly $250k a pop and have $40k single-use circuits. Even if only half of those DCD hearts are recovered, that's a shit ton of money for hospitals.

1/2

>>17305164
How about "Ford literally doesn't make cars anymore". Also very old news. Anyone bullish on Ford is wasting their money. A turnaround at best would slightly beat the market.

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/04/26/ford-is-basically-giving-up-on-us-car-business-and-gm-is-not-far-behind.html

>>17305164
If you've ever actually worked in construction and had to do a lot of heavy loads and tows.. you'd know that Ford and Chevy both make very good trucks. The arguement that Ford is a garbage vehicle always comes from someone that has never even owned one.

I think Ford stock sucks.. it'll probably be in the 6s by the end of the year.. but their trucks are really good.. besides the some of their diesel trucks in the early 2000s

>>17305240
>Further Shilling
They have new appliances in the pipeline, basically derivatives of their already FDA approved OCS machine which is quickly becoming the industry standard. They have no real competitors as LungBio focuses solely on ex-vivo lung perfusion leaving TMDX to focus on liver perfusion.

There aren’t any options for this company, you won’t 2x overnight or anything, but there is absolutely long term value in this company. I honestly think United Therapeutics will straight up buy them out before 2022.

>tldr
Buy TMDX in Minecraft. This is not financial advice. I don't work for this company because if I lived in Massachusetts I could blow my brains out.

2/2

>>17305316
>>17305240
Sales way up, product is something hospitals want and will probably be bought out.

You could have just said that top kek

>feel like I make huge leaps forward
>turns out i actually took step back

FUCK PROGRAMMING

Ford, sad to say, sucks. They gave up on cars so even more car sales go to GM,Toyota,etc now. They took a great small truck (Ranger) and fucked it up. They could've took the original Ranger design and merely stretched the cab to allow for 4 full size doors using the long bed ranger frame as a template but keeping the small box bed. Been a simpler thing to have done than redo the truck from the ground up and fuck it up in the process. But I digress. The F-150, well, lets just say it's not a mid size anymore. It's a full size in line with the F-250. Look at a 1980's or 1990's F-150 then compare it to today's F-150. The dimensional differences are shocking. You'd think you were looking at a small truck instead of the "mid size" one. It comes down to a simple thing. Do you really need it to be that damn big? When most people who buy it just use it to get to work and back and not haul shit with it. So yeah Ford has fucked themselves. By making shit so overloaded and expensive v.s the actual real world needs of the consumer they've just fucked themselves into a pile of shit. Toyota, GM,etc are loving it. (The Tacoma is also a pile of shit now, they bloated it out, "small" it is not anymore)

Nikkei 23,148.0
Set (Thailand) 1,516.88

I'm COOMING

So is this the Nikkei dip I’ve been waiting to buy?

>>17305459
Timing is tough. The Jap coronavirus cases can go any direction and they are facing recession without a lot of stimulus ammo

>>17305374
I liked the 2011 and earlier Rangers. 2011 and beyond make me feel sad when I look at them. Who the fuck makes small pickups these days? That's all I want.

>>17305472
my personal opinion is it wouldn't be a good entry point most likely. Not that it's not gonna V, but if you had to bet you'd wanna wait for potentially better odds.

If you had some other thesis for why you wanna be in Japan and this is just icing then it would make sense.

>>17304742
desu I'd prefer it to keep going down for a while so I can DRIP snowball faster then have it start going back up later.

So what reason did everything drop? Corona again? For the 3rd or 4th time?

>>17305513
nothing new

apple just said out loud what everyone already knew

>>17305513
Applel fucked the market

>>17305513
I've only been telling you this shit for like 2 weeks. Wait for mid april and buy the fucking dip. You think this is a fucking game? This shit is literally retarded and stubborn... The market is wrong all the fucking time because of lies and shit. Just fucking wait for mid march and buy the fucking dip.

>>17305487
No one sad to say. Your only hope is to get a used truck. I was the proud owner of three rangers. A 1988 extended cab, a 1992 regular cab, and the last a 2000 regular cab. The 2000 one, I bought it at under 25k miles and drove it for ten years till finally the engine blew at over 220 thousand miles (I lived much further from work than I do now, plus I took a few road trips). Aside from the blown engine nothing much was ever wrong with the truck other than regular maintenance stuff.

China is fine right. They have healthy banking and loans right? It's not just gonna go to fuck soon right?

BREAKING: Liu Zhiming, the head of Wuchang Hospital in Wuhan, has died of coronavirus - CCTV

Everything is FINE

WHO officials in China not allowed into Wuhan

>>17305594
Based. I had a 2001 Dakota I drove into the ground that was more or less trouble free until the bitter end. I sold it for scrap early last year, was sad to see her go.

>>17305664
I promise you that this virus won't wipe out all of China. Will it fuck with the markets? Probably, idk, not my expertise.

Fuck I'm a bear now.
In the morning I'll see my automatic sell orders backfire on me and it'll be all bulls again, I know it

>>17304270

>>17305719
Light trucks are for kids. You're literally better off with a fucking japanese hatchback like some suberu piece of shit for your fucking camping expeditions than actually doing any towing or shit with a real truck.

interesting reads
https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.02.13.20022707v1

https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.02.12.20022467v1

>he doesn't have a corona-proof portfolio

>>17305787
Skimmed them, droplet transmission being lower in humid environments isn’t breaking science kek but I’ll actually read them later. Thanks anon.

>>17305811
just wait 6 weeks and buy 3M or start cost averaging into it tomorrow.

sell everything

>>17305824
tldr of temp/humidity one is no clear link with available shit data, so it's possible seasonal weather won't impact spread much.

>>17305835
thanks for this data point.

Are we 6 weeks from the big one? Maybe it could go into early summer?

I'm cautious because corona could push it earlier. Was planning on getting out in late q2 before it.

>>17305303
ive owned ford. ford is the perfect example of a company that has gone to shit but continues to bank on their reputation. their trucks used to be great. their current trucks are shit. yes they are trucks, but their reliability is still shit. nobody who relies on trucks for a living would trust a new model ford over one from the 90s or a current toyota. everything falls apart, their electrical is fucked, their transmissions are fucked. most of all their quality control is fucked. fuck ford they have no pride in their products anymore

>>17305526
It was priced in until it suddenly wasn’t.

that tripnigger is talking to himself
Ahahahahahahaja

>>17305835
Now I'm really nervous. What are some crash proof stocks?

You know shit's bad when they're burning bricks of cash like it's no big deal. I mean hell your watching several lifetimes of "retirement" years just go up in smoke. Don't it just make you sick.

>>17305913
Is that what /k/ feels at those buyback destruction pics?

Nobody is talking about this crazy fucking bond rally?????? 30 year below 2 again and close to ALL TIME LOWS in entire history since the founding of the US treasury

>>17305913
It’s just paper, they’ll print more. The bank’s records can’t get nCov kek. You’re starting to glow with your doomsaying, anon.

>>17305903
treasuries
bond funds

>>17305934
everyone loves bonds and T-bills
buy buy buy

>>17305949
>implying he knows how money works

just deposited 3k, how fucked am I lads?

WHERE
IS
HK ANON

did Hong Kong finally firewall 4channel or something

>>17305934
I'm too stupid for bonds

What was that I think it was French saying when wives are buying stocks they read in the newspaper? It supposed to signal the top? Someone here mentioned it.

>>17306010
I think tesla 950+ signaled the enthusiasm

>>17305981
I haven't heard from my friend in HK either, and the bloomberg girl has been reporting from like undisclosed location or some shit. If you think shit isn't hitting the fan, maybe you're just a retooder cartooner faggot.

>>17306048
>maybe you're just a retooder cartooner faggot.
hey what's that supposed to mean

>>17305934
Bonds are for faggots

>>17305981
My wife is a hapa and her grandparents are just chilling in HK still. I don't have any updated intel, they just refuse to leave their mountaintop citadel farm and come to America kek. Kind of based.

>>17306060
I mean I haven't had any positive news in weeks... I didn't mean harm, but just these are warning signs, it's not even like a tsunami where it happens in minutes... This has been way different.

>>17306070
As long as they don't let anybody breech into their dwarf mountain castle walls. They're probably as happy as can be.

>>17306019
Speaking of tsla when will the 900 gap be filled?

I mean say what ever you want, but when sars hit I was still in high school and that was over a decade ago. You're not willing to see the writing on the wall.. Just get into protection and understand which bonds are safe. Also look at under performing shit that will actually get a lift. I honestly wish I had more wisdom and guidance, but I don't. I just honestly want to say thank you all, it's been a fun journey.

is it time to buy gme?

>>17306148
Here for a decade plus and still a loser. Unironically kill yourself.

>>17306148
Shut it YuriBroker, I will fuck you up

post more Hucows

>>17306225
this is a real cow thread for real dairy cows only

so how long before american markets are green, a few hours after open?

>>17306257
10am til lunch. 2pm-330pm.

Holy shit dudes I was that guy who said the NVDA chart looked like the INTC chart if it goes down 6% get ready for the rip I can't believe I might've gotten it right

>>17305861
i disagree.. ford and chevy are strong trucks that can handle construction. Toyota or nissan are just trucks.. thats it.. maybe move grandma and grandpas furniture but thats it.. dodge has actually been stepping up their game.. but I would never buy a toyota or nissan truck to do any major construction

>>17306069
yeah or for rich fucks that need to diversify...

>>17306378
I thought that Toyota trucks were implicitly and explicitly superior to other trucks in terms of quality and reliability?

>>17306378

Ford stocks are shit, and their project revenues are plummeting right now.
Would not invest

I’ve seen plenty of Tacoma’s as work trucks on job sites

I think the biggest problem with ford and GM are the unionized gib me dats who work on the vehicles

>>17306429

I meant to say the gib me dats who are employed by ford and Gm on the production line

>>17302027
FCEL if you want to hold it for a month or so
PLUG in the same vein but more expensive

>>17306378
>listening to a tripfag
>ever

>>17306428
yeah but how many JD Power awards have they won?

>>17306471
JD Power is like the FDA of automobile analytics. We all know damn well that the FDA lobby's against the people. They create the idea that if it's not FDA approved, it's not goof for human consumption. If it's not highly coveted by stats by JD Power, it sucks. Complete biased bullshit.

>>17305856
yes between then and 6 months max is my guess. 401k has been normalized as responsible, but it's gambling.

>>17303100
2nd wind for Ford will come when they partner up with Rivian

>>17306428
Yeah Toyota unofficially designs their trucks to be combat vehicles now.

>>17306154
No
GME $0 EOY when they go fucking bankrupt
>new consoles!
Go into a Gamestop store and ask yourself why you would want to ever go back. Get your games and consoles at Walmart and save yourself the smell of despair

IF FUCKING E-GIRLS ARE ASKING ABOUT STOCKS ON TWITTER
HOW ARE WE NOT AT THE FUCKING PEAK!?!?!?!

>>17306614
I've been to walmart about 3 times in the past couple years and there is definitely a smell of despair in there as well.
Gamestop is worse though for sure. I think part of that is because most people can remember a time, around a decade ago, where game stores were exciting places. I remember waiting for Halo 3 until midnight on release...

>>17306651
It's one of those things like the yield curve inversion.
It means we have __ months until the peak, but we'll have a pump or a plateau first.

>>17306651
You forget anon, we GOLDEN BVLL now.
There is no peak.

>>17306669
so what are the plays looking forward? I'm worried about my LEAPS and the usual pump and dump with msft and spce is happening so where to now?

>>17306693
The way I look at it
LEAPS do have inherent risk. You should be worried about them. For LEAPS to work, you need to have a nice strong market, like 2015-2017 or 2019. If you get that, they're great, but you have to acknowledge the risk.

The plays going forward are the exact same as any other time in the history of investment: decide what your investment goals and risk tolerance is, and invest accordingly. If you want significant gains, you have to tolerate more risk.
If you want a little less risk but still a strong equity exposure, a combination of the etfs QLD and KNG is a good choice. More KNG/QQQX if you want more yield and less pain in a drawdown, more QLD if you want fatt gains in a bull market.

Is the market tanking tomorrow or not?

>>17306771
>>17306771


>>17306771
>>17306771

>>17306771

>>17306771

new

threat

>>17306771
>>17306771

>>17306771

>>17306779
>new threat
When will this world achieve peace?

>>17306378
if you go to any construction site or house reno all the contractors show up in 90s-early 00s ford ranger or 150s, early 00s chevy silverados, or 90s-current toyota tacomas. and its mostly tacomas. i dont know i think in general most people have lost faith in domestic car/truck manufacturers in general.

>>17306651
tell them to vote trump

>>17305835
Jesus Christ bearish as fuck

Also stonks has definitely jumped the shark.

Who is this thot? Amateur porn? Twitch?

>>17305981
Have you seen how shitty these threads are lately?

If he’s not dead he’s decided to go somewhere without these fucking assholes shilling microcap garbage and floundering generics companies.

>>17306010
I have never heard this saying, but I’m pretty sure the fed calls the top. As they say, economic expansions don’t die of old age. They die when the fed strangles them.