/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>17287011
damn that sucks

>>17287011
ETH.
Ether
Ethereum
Vitties
Wei

$40,000

>>17287011
That's so dumb.

>>17287299
Buying a pizza with bitcoin vibes

is this a joke? buying eth now is one of the stupidest things someone could possible do, and the tweet you posted only highlights that

>>17287011
imagine having to pay everytime u want to open your door. pathetic.

>>17287011
>yeah we can uhhh open a door and shiet
This is exactly what Sergey was sperging out about at ETHDenver. Too many faggots making useless meme bullshit, make something actually useful you cunts

>>17287334
Ohh Pajeet, you wish you had a door almost as much as you wish you had a potty.

>>17287299
checked but not actually, no coiners are locked out of the citadel while doors open automatically for btc/eth/link holders

>>17287276
You mean 40 right?

>>17287257
good god we fuck

>>17287320
you're stuck in the now
this type of demo should give you great insight on how technology is moving
it's about autonomous systems that can react to payments.
no you wouldn't want this on the door to your house you wannabe jew brainlet
this is the 4ir faggot.

>>17287401
You wish, midwit

>>17287011
Crypto kitty level retarded lmao howndoe OP even figure out how to post here

>>17287373
Sending a payment to a bribe oracle unlocks your cell door

>>17287315
Plz explain. I'd think actual use would be a good thing.

>>17287408
why this fuck would i want this on any door brainlet?

>>17287334
I'll retract my statement
maybe you would want this on your house
Imagine renting your car or house out where the door unlocks when you receive payment.
Maybe you also have a little mexican cleaning lady or robot who also reacts to confirm of the payment
The state of this fucking board

>>17287446
>be part of corporation or agency
>signed transaction gets you access where you need to go, to any location owned by your employer. No need to permit your keycard on a locational basis.
>ETH 2.0 will allow these transactions to be <$0.01
ezpz, brainlet

Can someone tell me why ETH isn't valued higher or around the same as Buttcoin?

>>17287453
fuckin great. i rent a house then when i leave the door locks and i gotta pay again. fuckin genius

>>17287446
It's not about the door you faggot
It's about autonomous systems that can react to payment confirms

When you're shopping online and buy something the future of manufacturing is having robots react to these payments.
The full fucking process from building your product to shipping will be done as autonomously as possible.

>Ethereum will make you pay to unlock your own door
>Somehow this is bullish

>>17287466
>someone steals my private keys and has access to all my shit.
fuckin genius

>>17287446
automated rental systems are the first thing that comes to mind

>>17287011
All aboard the ETH train already let's goooo

>>17287479
because it has no hardcap and is basically just fiat

>>17287011
ICON did it first https://youtu.be/9-eMGOP9anw

>>17287511
why in the fuck would i want everything unlockable from ether? some fuckwit steals your wallet and starts using it to rent your apartment. cant do anything cuz youre now locked out of your own goddamn apartment. lanlord doesnt care cuz he's still getting paid. fuck off

>>17287565
If you own property around the world you don't have to pay someone to go unlock it
But you're too fucking stupid to even think about managing something like that.
Go find another forum

>>17287507
>>someone steals my private keys
apparently you’re the genius here

>>17287527
explain for a brainlet

>>17287299
>>17287315
>>17287334
>>17287401
>>17287433
>>17287446
>>17287488
>>17287506
>>17287507
>>17287527
So this is the power of room temperature IQ

>>17287565
>>17287618

>>17287511
Movie theaters, buffets, sporting stadium admissions, airline admissions, basically anything with the ability to pay at gate, or requires some form of prior id.

fuck the tech
130 premiums
buy now

>>17287320
Use your imagination. You pay for Airbnb type of lodging using Ethereum smart contract via your cellphone and it opens the door right in front of you to your room.

Hydro has gasless payments. Probably some other layer2 solutions/upgrades soon. Wont cost to open doors

>>17287506
This would only work on a chain with extraordinarily low transaction fees. Maybe it’s not for personal homes but other forms of property
>>17287479
Because it doesn’t scale
>>17287507
Tying it to a single private key would be elementary. A hash puzzle accompanied by a publicly unknown unlocking script would be fine. Maybe something purely peer to peer

Everybody, think of the possibilities! Submit a payment and a door opens and you collect your goods.
...like a vending machine?
Yes but after you make payment the door opens automatically.
...like a vending machine.
And the owner doesn't even need to be there to keep it secure, once payment is made only the correct door will open and allow a product to be vended.
...you know, like a vending machine.

Cutting edge technology, using a worldwide distributed ledger to reinvent an unnecessarily overcomplicated VENDING MACHINE

>>17287507
This can already happen with any keycard or ID. Just don't let it happen and there's no risk.

>>17287868
this. theres a reason hotels dont let u pay at the door of your room.

>>17287880
oh wow youre right. its already a thing. lets just reinvent said thing so it does the exact same thing. groundbreaking.

>>17287299
>>17287315
just imagine once your kids turn 18 they have to pay you micorents to open doors, use the toilet, etc...

>>17288017
Based. Boomers would have been all over this. Blockchain microtransactions open up so many opportunities to Jew millions, in ten years they will be fucking everywhere.

Low quality FUD ITT.

>>17287011
Based.
Remember these fucking this? Yeah. Those bunk bed rentals full of wagies. That’s the future of real estate in cities, it’s maximized profits and retards see it as a fantastic deal. You can increase profit & control by adding “incentives”, like DLC, by utilizing this tech.

>>17288485
Boomer land lords & maybe even Restraunt owners.
>You need to deposit 0.005 ETH to use the bathroom if you don’t plan to purchase anything